AAH!
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HA HA!
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN AND
PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
ARR!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE
WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S
FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ♪
♪ THE PICTURE PHONE
IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪
♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS
IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS!
I'M LOOKING
FOR MY MAGIC GLASSES.
I CAN'T SEEM
TO FIND THEM ANYWHERE.
WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE
YOU PUT THEM, PEE-WEE?
IF I KNEW THAT,
CHAIRRY
I'D KNOW EXACTLY WHERE
THEY WERE, WOULDN'T I?
SAY, YOU DON'T THINK
SOMEBODY SNUCK IN HERE
AND SNATCHED THEM JUST
TO IRRITATE ME, DO YOU?
DON'T BE PARANOID,
PEE-WEE.
JUST STOP AND
RETRACE YOUR STEPS.
HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
THANKS, CHAIRRY.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
PEE-WEE.
I FOUND THEM!
MY MAGIC GLASSES!
MAGIC GLASSES.
HELLO, MAGIC GLASSES.
MY MAGIC GLASSES.
THERE'S MY MAGIC GLASSES.
HA HA HA HA.
PUT ME ON, PEE-WEE!
PUT ME ON!
WOW!
COOL!
OOH! VALCANOEY!
OOH!
OOH.
AAH!
SCARY.
[ROAR]
AWW!
OH!
RAHR!
RAHR! ARGH!
I LOVE THE STONE AGE!
I'M A CAVE MAN!
AAH, OOH.
FOOD!
ROAR!
AAH! A DINOSAUR!
WHOA!
AAH!
FIRE.
OOH.
FOOD.
FIRE.
FOOD.
UH, OOH, UH.
YOO-HOO, PEE-WEE!
ANYBODY HOME?
AAH!
OH!
WOMAN,
I'M GOING TO
DRAG YOU
TO MY CAVE
BY YOUR HAIR!
AAH! PEE-WEE, STOP.
I DON'T WANT
TO PLAY ANY GAME
THAT MESSES UP MY HAIR.
OH, WELL, THEN
LET'S GO ASK CONKY
WHAT TODAY'S
SECRET WORD IS.
OK.
CONKY 2000.
READY TO ASSIST YOU,
PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "STOP".
NOW YOU ALL REMEMBER
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE
SAYS THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY?
LET'S PRACTICE.
OOH, AHH, AHH.
OOH, OOH, AHH.
WOMAN! HAIR!
AAH!
PEE-WEE, I SAID STOP.
ME CAVE MAN.
ME NO STOP.
PEE-WEE?
MR. KITE
WANTS YOU.
OH!
WHAT IS IT, MR. KITE?
LOOK, PEE-WEE.
THERE'S
A BIG AIRPLANE.
THE PLANE!
WOW!
COOL! AN AIRPLANE.
OH, I WONDER
IF IT'S GOING
TO SOME FAR AWAY
ROMANTIC PLACE.
AHH!
PEE-WEE,
I HAVE AN IDEA.
LET'S PLAY
TRAVEL AGENT.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
LET'S PLAY AIRPLANE!
[BLOWS INTO MICROPHONE]
GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M STEWARDESS MISS YVONNE.
ON BEHALF
OF CAPTAIN PEE-WEE,
MAGIC SCREEN,
AND MYSELF,
I WOULD LIKE
TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
PEE-WEE AIRLINES
FLIGHT ELEVENTEEN
AROUND THE WORLD.
AT THIS TIME,
MAGIC SCREEN AND I
WOULD LIKE TO ACQUAINT YOU
WITH OUR SAFETY FEATURES.
MAGIC SCREEN?
[MUSIC PLAYS]
AND NOW PLEASE
FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT
BY SLIPPING THE METAL FITTING
INTO THE BUCKLE.
PLEASE NOTE
THE EXIT NEAREST YOU.
IF OXYGEN IS
NEEDED IN FLIGHT,
AN OXYGEN MASK WILL APPEAR
THE SEAT BACKS IN FRONT OF YOU
OR FROM AN OVERHEAD
CEILING COMPARTMENT.
IN THE EVENT THE EMERGENCY
SLIDE IS NEEDED,
TWO MALE PASSENGERS
SHOULD EXIT FIRST
VIA THE EMERGENCY ROPE.
THE SLIDE SHOULD BE HELD
BY THE RED GRIPS
AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE.
BE ALERT WHILE JUMPING
INTO THE SLIDE
TO AVOID CONGESTION
AT THE BOTTOM.
BE SURE TO JUMP SEAT FIRST,
NOT FEET FIRST
TO AVOID SOMERSAULTING.
THANK YOU,
AND HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT.
THANK YOU, MAGIC SCREEN.
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT
ARE SECURELY FASTENED
UNTIL THE CAPTAIN
INDICATES IT'S SAFE
TO MOVE ABOUT THE CABIN.
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SMOKING
WHILE THE NO SMOKING SIGN IS ON
AND FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
COME ON, LET'S GO!
LET'S GO!
PLEASE PREPARE
FOR DEPARTURE.
OOH.
WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
[BOTH SCREECH]
[SQUEAKS] HEY!
[CREAKS]
[BOTH GRUNT]
HEY! HEY!
NO. MM-MMM.
MMM. [WHIMPERS]
MMM. WELL, OK.
YAY!
[ALL WHIMPER]
CAPTAIN PEE-WEE
TO CONTROL TOWER.
SO, CAN WE
TAKE OFF OR WHAT?
OK, CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF!
VVRRROOMM.
OH!
YAY!
WE'RE FLYING!
THERE YOU GO.
CARE FOR A MAGAZINE?
DO YOU HAVE A U.S. NEWS
AND WORLD REPORT?
CERTAINLY.
THANK YOU.
MMM, MMM, MMM.
MAGAZINE?
NO, THANK YOU.
I CAN'T READ YET.
OH.
DO YOU HAVE
PLAYROBOT?
CERTAINLY.
THANK YOU,
STEW-STEW-STEWARDESS.
AND NOW FOR OUR
COMPLIMENTARY
MEAL IN THE SKY.
YECCHH!
OOH.
WHAT IS IT?
IT'S MYSTERY SNACK.
AND NOW FOR YOUR
IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT.
A PENNY CARTOON.
HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY.
IN APRIL,
WE DID
HISTORY SKITS.
MY FAVORITE ROLE
WAS PLAYING QUEEN ELIZABETH.
AARON AS THE KING,
WESLEY WAS
SIR FRANCIS DRAKE.
NICHOLE WAS NARRATOR
AND GUARD.
OK SO NICHOLE COMES RUNNING UP
AND SHE GOES,
"QUEEN, QUEEN!
I HEAR OF
"GOLD, SPICES AND SILKS
ARE BEING SENT
FROM MEXICO
TO THE ORIENT."
AND THEN I SAY,
"OH, STOP THIS NONSENSE."
AND THEN AARON SAYS
"JUST BELIEVE HIM, DEAR."
AND I SAY, "WHAT?"
AND I GET REAL MAD
AND EVERYTHING. AND THEN...
OK, THEY BRING IN
SIR FRANCIS DRAKE.
AND HE SAYS,
"YOU SENT FOR ME?"
AND THEN I SAID,
"I SHALL SUPPLY YOU
WITH ALL YOU NEED
FOR YOUR VOYAGE."
AND HE SAYS, "WHAT VOYAGE?"
AND I SAY, "OH, PLEASE,
DRAKE, DO NOT BE STUPID.
"IF YOU DO NOT
WISH TO BE DECAPITATED,
YOU SHALL PERFORM
THIS TASK."
AND THEN WESLEY SAID,
"I SHALL
SET OUT TOMORROW AT DAWN."
[APPLAUSE]
MY DAD VIDEOTAPED IT.
[FEEDBACK]
THIS IS YOUR
CAPTAIN SPEAKING.
IF YOU LOOK OUT
THE PLANE RIGHT NOW,
YOU'LL SEE THE ANCIENT RUINS
OF ROME, ITALY.
OOH!
JUST COMING UP ARE
THE PYRAMIDS OF EGYPT.
WOW!
AND NOW PLEASE OBSERVE
JAPAN'S MOUNT FUJI.
OOH!
AAH!
OOH!
MMM...
FUJI.
OOH!
HOLD ON, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE GOIN' IN
FOR A CLOSER LOOK.
WHOA!
WHOO!
G-FORCE.
AAH! HA HA.
WHOA!
OH. AAH!
LEVEL OFF!
WHOA! OOH. OOH.
HA HA HA.
HI.
AAH!
BRAKES! BRAKES!
I'M SORRY, PEE-WEE,
I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE
THE AIRPLANE STOP.
OH, MISS YVONNE,
CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
OF COURSE, REBA.
WHAT IS IT?
WELL, IT'S KIND
OF PRIVATE.
OH, I SEE.
GIRL TALK.
I GET
THE PICTURE.
UH, PEE-WEE, COULD YOU
EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT?
NO, I WANT TO HEAR
THE GIRL TALK.
PEE-WEE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT.
BYE-BYE.
BYE.
BYE-BYE.
Girls: BYE.
BYE.
OK, REBA, WHAT IS IT?
WELL, YOU SEE,
THERE'S THIS GUY.
[GASPS]
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
REBA'S GOT
A BOYFRIEND.
Reba:
FOR A LONG TIME NOW
I'VE HAD
A SECRET CRUSH
ON THIS HANDSOME
FIREMAN.
HIS NAME IS DEREK.
I SEE HIM ON
MY POSTAL ROUTE.
OH,
A SECRET CRUSH.
HOW ROMANTIC.
AND HE'S ASKED ME
ON A DATE TONIGHT.
A DATE
WITH DEREK?
THAT'S EVEN
MORE ROMANTIC.
I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY,
AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
OH, DON'T YOU WORRY.
YOU'RE IN THE HANDS
OF A CHARM SCHOOL
GRADUATE.
JUST REMEMBER,
BE PLEASANT, SMILE,
AND LAUGH
AT HIS JOKES,
EVEN IF THEY'RE
TEENSY WEENSY JOKES.
BE SUPPORTIVE
AND LAUGH LIKE THIS.
OH, DEREK,
IT'S SO FUNNY.
OH, GLOBEY,
THAT'S SO FUNNY,
I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
NOW LET'S SEE.
FOR YOUR SPECIAL DATE,
YOU'LL NEED A NEW DRESS,
A NEW HAIRDO...
SOME MAKE-UP,
SOME JEWELS.
OH, LET'S HURRY.
WE'VE A MILLION
THINGS TO DO.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
HERE COMES REBA'S DATE.
HELLO, DEREK.
WE'VE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.
CAN I COME IN?
I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU?
HAVE A SEAT.
THANK YOU.
LET ME SEE.
YOU'RE PEE-WEE.
LUCKY GUESS.
AND, UH, WHAT DO
YOU DO, DEREK?
WELL, I'M A FIREMAN.
OH, WELL, THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN WHY
YOU'RE IN
THE FIREMAN'S GETUP,
WOULD IT NOT?
YEAH, RIGHT.
SO, UH, WHERE ARE YOU
TAKIN' REBA,
AND WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
HAVE HER BACK HOME?
WELL, I WAS GOING TO TAKE HER
TO THE FIREMEN'S BALL,
BUT IT WAS CANCELED
ON ACCOUNT OF FIRE.
NO, NO, I--
I'M NOT KIDDING.
THERE REALLY WAS A FIRE
IN THE BALLROOM.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
HELP PUT IT OUT?
YOU'RE A FIREMAN,
AREN'T YOU?
I DID. ONLY NOW
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE WE'RE GONNA GO
FOR OUR DATE.
HMM. [GASP]
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
WHY NOT HAVE YOUR
DATE RIGHT HERE?
WELL...
WE CAN PLAY
DRIVE-IN,
AND I CAN BE
THE SCREEN.
WELL, I, UH...
PERFECT!
THEN IT'S
ALL SETTLED.
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
PRESENTING REBA.
OH, MAN, OH, MAN!
WHAT A DO!
WOW!
HI, REBA.
HI, DEREK.
YOU LOOK SO FINE.
STOP.
REBA, THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
WE'RE GOING TO
GO TO THE DRIVE-IN.
THE DRIVE-IN?
YEAH, WE'RE GOING
TO PLAY DRIVE-IN
RIGHT HERE
IN THE PLAYHOUSE!
AND WE'LL BE
YOUR CHAPERONS!
Announcer: AND NOW, BEFORE
THE NEXT SHOW STARTS,
LET'S ENJOY
AN INTERMISSION.
POPCORN.
CANDY.
OOH, HOT DOGS.
POPSICLES.
OH, BOY.
Announcer:
WHAT'LL IT BE, FOLKS,
CHEESE OR SAUSAGE?
IT'S MADE WITH THE ORIGINAL
CRISPY PIZZA CRUST,
OUR EXCLUSIVE PIZZA SAUCE,
A PINCH OF SALT,
A TOUCH OF PARMESAN
GRATED CHEESE,
AND INTO THE OVEN IT GOES.
AND PRESTO.
A DELICIOUS PIZZA.
Second announcer:
HERE'S A NEW TASTE TREAT,
THE CORN DOG.
PLUMP, JUICY WIENERS
ARE DIPPED IN A THICK,
GOLDEN SOUTHERN-STYLE
CORN BATTER
THAT SEALS IN
ALL THEIR FRESHNESS
AND FLAVOR.
WOULD YOU LIKE
SOME REFRESHMENTS,
REBA?
WHY, THANK YOU, DEREK.
I'D LOVE SOME.
MMM. I COULD GO
FOR SOME BONBONS,
PEE-WEE.
GREAT,
GO FOR 'EM.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
OH, MISS YVONNE.
TWO POPCORNS,
FOUR SODAS,
FOUR FOOT LONGS,
AND ONE BONBONS.
DEREK, PAY THE MAN.
THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS.
HEE HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE.
OH, BOY.
THE CARTOON'S STARTING.
[SNORING]
♪ MY MAMA DON'T ALLOW
NO MUSIC PLAYED IN HERE ♪
♪ SHE DON'T ALLOW
NO MUSIC IN HERE ♪
♪ BUT WHAT DO I CARE
WHAT SHE DON'T ALLOW ♪
♪ I'LL PLAY
MY MUSIC ANYHOW ♪
♪ MY MAMA DON'T ALLOW
NO MUSIC IN HERE ♪
♪ NOW, MY MAMA DON'T ALLOW
NO PIANO PLAYIN' IN HERE ♪
♪ SHE DON'T ALLOW
NO PIANO PLAYIN' IN HERE ♪
♪ BUT WHAT DO I CARE
WHAT SHE DON'T ALLOW ♪
♪ I'LL PLAY
MY PIANO ANYHOW ♪
♪ NOW, MY MAMA DON'T
ALLOW NO GUITARS IN HERE ♪
♪ SHE DON'T ALLOW
NO GIT-FIDDLES IN HERE ♪
♪ HUH-UH ♪
♪ BUT I DON'T CARE
WHAT SHE DON'T ALLOW ♪
♪ I'LL PLAY
MY GUITAR ANYHOW ♪
♪ NOW SHE DON'T ALLOW
NO JEW'S HARPS IN HERE ♪
♪ OH, MAMA DON'T ALLOW
NO JEW'S HARPS IN HERE ♪
♪ BUT WHAT DO I CARE
WHAT SHE DON'T ALLOW ♪
♪ I'LL JUST PLAY
MY JEW'S HARP ANYHOW ♪
PLAY IT, HAMPTON.
♪ NOW, MY MAMA DON'T ALLOW
NO HARMONICAS IN HERE ♪
♪ SHE DON'T ALLOW
NO HARMONICAS IN HERE ♪
♪ BUT WHAT DO I CARE
WHAT SHE DON'T ALLOW ♪
♪ I'LL PLAY
MY HARMONICA ANYHOW ♪♪
SEE?
ALL RIGHT!
DATE'S OVER!
TIME TO GO HOME.
WELL, THANK YOU, DEREK.
I HAD
A WONDERFUL TIME.
ME, TOO. YOU KNOW,
I DON'T WANT IT TO STOP.
REBA, CAN I GIVE YOU
A RIDE HOME
IN MY FIRE TRUCK?
I'D LOVE THAT.
SO WOULD I!
PEE-WEE.
WHAT?
OH.
LISTEN, PEE-WEE,
WHY DON'T YOU
COME BY THE STATION HOUSE
TOMORROW.
THEN YOU CAN WEAR
A FIREMAN'S HELMET
AND SLIDE DOWN
THE FIRE POLE.
WOW, COOL.
THANKS, DEREK.
WELL, BYE, REBA.
BYE, MISS YVONNE.
LATER, BLOOD.
BYE, PEE-WEE.
♪ DEREK AND REBA ♪
♪ UP IN A TREE ♪
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪♪
OK, THAT'S
ENOUGH KISSING.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
YOU GUYS, STOP!