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[DUCKS QUACKING]

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AAH!

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[GNAWING, MUNCHING]

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[EXOTIC BIRDS SQUAWKING]

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[BIRDS TWITTERING]

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[ROOSTER CROWING]

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HA HA.

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PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.

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AAH!

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♪ COME ON IN AND

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PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪

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LIKE CHAIRRY!

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♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪

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♪ IT'S TIME

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TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪

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HA HA HA!

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- ♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪

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- UH-HUH!

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♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS

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HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪

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- THAT'S YOU!

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- ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪

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AAH!

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♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪

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- ♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪

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- WHAT'S THAT?

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♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,

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CHICKY BABY ♪

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- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪

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- YEAH!

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♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE

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OF TALKING FISH ♪

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♪ AND A GENIE

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WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S

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PLAYHOUSE ♪

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♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',

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MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪

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- ♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪

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- HELLO!

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♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ,

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THE PICTURE PHONE IS RINGIN' ♪

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♪ AND THE DINOSAUR

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FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪

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♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN'

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CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪

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♪ THERE'S A FLASHING

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MAGIC SCREEN ♪

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HA HA!

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♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY

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RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪

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♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT

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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE

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AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪

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COME ON!

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♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ THERE'LL BE

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NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪

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WAKE UP!

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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED

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IN A PLACE ♪

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♪ WHERE ANYTHING

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CAN HAPPEN ♪

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♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU

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FAIR WARNING ♪

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♪ IT'S GOING TO BE

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THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪

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♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪

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HA HA!

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♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪

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HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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OH, GOOD MORNING,

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BOYS AND GIRLS.

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BOY, IT SURE IS HOT

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IN HERE TODAY, HA HA.

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AH... UNH.

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HA HA.

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- AHH.

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- AHH...

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- HEY!

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- AWW.

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MAYBE MR. KITE

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CAN TELL US

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IF THERE'S ANY RELIEF IN SIGHT

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FROM THIS HEAT.

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MR. KITE!

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MR. KITE!

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I'M OVER HERE, PEE-WEE.

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THERE ISN'T EVEN

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ENOUGH BREEZE TODAY

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TO KEEP ME UP IN THE SKY.

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NOTHING BUT LOTS

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AND LOTS OF SUNSHINE.

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WHEW!

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MAYBE THE SECRET WORD

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WILL COOL US OFF.

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[SPINDLE WHIRRING]

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WHOOP.

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[CONKY POWERING UP]

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CONKY 2000, READY TO ASSIST YOU,

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PEE-WEE.

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GOOD MORNING, CONKY.

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WHAT'S TODAY'S SECRET WORD?

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[BANGING, WHIRRING]

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HEY!

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THERE'S TWO SECRET WORDS.

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THAT'S RIGHT, PEE-WEE.

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GEE, THANKS, CONKY.

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TODAY'S FIRST SECRET WORD

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IS "HERE."

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AND TODAY'S SECOND

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SECRET WORD IS "HEAR."

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HUH?

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OH, I GET IT.

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THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT WORDS THAT

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SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME.

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CORRECT, PEE-WEE.

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HMM, WELL, YOU ALL REMEMBER

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WHAT TO DO

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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THE SECRET WORD-

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I MEAN, SECRET WORDS, RIGHT?

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[ALL]

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SCREAM!

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THAT'S RIGHT!

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FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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EITHER ONE OF THE SECRET WORDS,

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SCREAM REAL LOUD!

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READY?

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LET'S TRY 'EM BOTH.

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OH, GLOBEY?

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YES, PEE-WEE?

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I WAS JUST WONDERING WHERE

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IN THE WORLD IS AUSTRALIA?

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THAT'S EASY, PEE-WEE.

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IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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THAT'S THIS ONE.

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H-E-R-E.

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NOW, LET'S TRY

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THE OTHER ONE.

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OH, CHAIRRY, CHAIRRY,

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CHAIRRY!

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WHAT IS IT, PEE-WEE?

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[NO AUDIO]

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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CHAIRRY, WEREN'T YOU

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LISTENING?

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I WAS LISTENING, PEE-WEE,

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I JUST DIDN'T HEAR.

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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THAT'S THIS ONE- H-E-A-R.

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TWO, COUNT 'EM, TWO!

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TWO SECRET WORDS TODAY.

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HA HA.

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WHAT A BARGAIN!

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PRESENTING...

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[COUGH]

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PRESENTING...

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[COUGH]

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PRESENTING...

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[COUGH]

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[FLOWERS]

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HIS ROYAL MAJESTY.

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[COUGHING]

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, FLOWERS?

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OH, PEE-WEE,

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IT'S THE HEAT.

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WE'RE PARCHED.

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WE'RE DRYING UP.

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[COUGHS]

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YEAH, WE NEED WATER!

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[FLOWERS COUGHING]

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BUT I JUST WATERED YOU

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YESTERDAY.

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YOU DRINK LIKE FISH.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT?

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YEAH.

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I'D RATHER DRINK LIKE A FISH

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THAN SWIM LIKE A FLOWER.

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[BOTH]

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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PEE-WEE, WATER IS

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VERY IMPORTANT

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TO EVERY LIVING THING,

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ESPECIALLY ON A HOT DAY.

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HOW ABOUT IF I SHOW THE BOYS

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AND GIRLS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS

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WHILE YOU

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WATER THE FLOWERS?

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OKAY, MAGIC SCREEN.

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I'LL GO GET THE WATERING PAIL,

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AND I'LL MEET YOU BACK HERE!

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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MAN, ANIMALS,

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AND PLANTS ALL NEED WATER.

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NEXT TO THE AIR WE BREATHE,

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WATER IS PROBABLY

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THE MOST IMPORTANT

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THING IN OUR LIVES.

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WITHOUT IT, ALL LIVING THINGS

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WOULD PERISH.

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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

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LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

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♪ LA, LA, LA,

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LA, LA, LA... ♪

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HA HA HA!

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♪ LA, LA, LA, LA, LA-- ♪

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OH!

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OH!

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HEY! OH...

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SORRY, MRS. DINOSAUR!

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HMPH!

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WHEE!

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MMM!

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THERE WE GO, FLOWERS.

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NICE, FRESH WATER.

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[SMACKS LIPS]

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AHH!

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[SMACKS LIPS] AHH!

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[BELCHING]

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[FLOWERS LAUGHING]

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EXCUSE ME.

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YOU'RE EXCUSED.

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WELL, FEEL BETTER NOW?

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[ALL]

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YES, THANK YOU! AHEM...

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♪ THE KING... THE KING...

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THE KING... ♪

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♪ OF CARTOONS ♪♪

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[ALL]

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YAY!

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♪♪ [OUT OF TUNE FANFARE]

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HI, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS!

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HOW'S IT&

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[GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG]

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GOING?

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OH...

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I'M SORRY, PEE-WEE, BUT I WAITED

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SO LONG OUT THERE IN THAT HEAT

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FOR MY INTRODUCTION

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THAT I GUESS

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I REALLY WORKED UP

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A KING-SIZE THIRST.

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YEAH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE

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KIND OF A ROYAL FLUSH.

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DO I, DO I?

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OH, IT'S TOO HOT FOR ME

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TO SHOW ANY CARTOONS.

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[ALL]

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AWW...

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OH, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

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I HATE TO DISAPPOINT

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ALL MY LOYAL FANS.

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FANS?

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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

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LET'S MAKE FANS RIGHT NOW.

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IT'S EASY.

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YOU BOYS AND GIRLS AT HOME CAN

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MAKE ONE RIGHT ALONG WITH US.

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ALL YOU NEED IS A PIECE OF HEAVY

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CONSTRUCTION PAPER,

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LIKE THIS, HA HA.

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THEN, YOU JUST FOLD IT

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LIKE THIS,

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AND THEN AGAIN

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LIKE THIS,

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AND THEN AGAIN LIKE THIS,

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AND THEN AGAIN LIKE THIS,

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00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,266
AND THEN AGAIN LIKE THIS!

277
00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,066
AND THEN AGAIN

278
00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,066
LIKE THIS,

279
00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:09,166
AND THEN AGAIN LIKE THIS,

280
00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:09,166
AND THEN AGAIN LIKE THIS.

281
00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,867
WHOOP.

282
00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:10,867
HA HA.

283
00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:13,133
LOOK.

284
00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,367
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL FAN!

285
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,767
HA HA HA HA HA HA.

286
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,934
I MADE THIS ONE FOR YOU,

287
00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,934
YOUR MAJESTY!

288
00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,200
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.

289
00:09:24,266 --> 00:09:25,934
OH...

290
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,233
OH, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

291
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,333
AND NOW,

292
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:31,333
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

293
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,433
BOYS AND GIRLS,

294
00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,433
FRIENDS OF THE PLAYHOUSE,

295
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:39,367
AND ALL OF YOU LOYAL,

296
00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:39,367
ROYAL FANS OUT THERE,

297
00:09:39,433 --> 00:09:43,567
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!

298
00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,867
[BIRDS TWEETING]

299
00:09:45,934 --> 00:09:48,867
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]

300
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:30,867
HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES

301
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:30,867
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

302
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,233
IN PUPPETLAND.

303
00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:34,000
IT'S MISS YVONNE!

304
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,266
♪♪ [FANFARE OF HARP MUSIC]

305
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,500
[LAUGHING]

306
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,967
I JUST GOT THIS BEAUTIFUL

307
00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,967
NEW DRESS,

308
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,133
SO I THOUGHT I'D RUSH

309
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:42,133
RIGHT OVER HERE.

310
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,333
[ALL SCREAMING]

311
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,166
AH...

312
00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:49,166
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT?

313
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,700
[LAUGHING]

314
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:55,667
WELL, IT'S, UH...

315
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:55,667
REALLY, UH... PUFFY.

316
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:59,000
OH, YES.

317
00:10:55,734 --> 00:10:59,000
IT WAS DESIGNED FOR ME

318
00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:03,433
BY THE FAMOUS FRENCH DESIGNER

319
00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:03,433
MONSIEUR ROBERT.

320
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:04,834
[CHUCKLES]

321
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,467
THERE ISN'T ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT

322
00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,467
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

323
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,300
I BELIEVE IT!

324
00:11:08,533 --> 00:11:10,300
HA HA.

325
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:12,467
HELLO, PEE-WEE.

326
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,200
I JUST GOT THIS NEW

327
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,200
DRESS AND I HAD TO

328
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,967
RUSH RIGHT OVER

329
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,967
AND SHOW YOU.

330
00:11:16,033 --> 00:11:17,867
ISN'T IT GROOVY?

331
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:20,300
LET ME GUESS, IT'S

332
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:20,300
A ONE-OF-A-KIND ORIGINAL, RIGHT?

333
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,033
WHY, YES,

334
00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,033
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

335
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,867
[LAUGHING]

336
00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:26,500
AHH, AHH, AHH!

337
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,934
MISS YVONNE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

338
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:28,934
WEARING MY DRESS?

339
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,900
MRS. RENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

340
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,900
WEARING MY DRESS?

341
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,166
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT

342
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,166
THIS IS AN ORIGINAL DESIGN

343
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,200
BY MONSIEUR ROBERT!

344
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:36,567
FOR ME!

345
00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,467
NO! FOR ME!

346
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:41,266
LADIES, LADIES,

347
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:41,266
PLEASE, PLEASE!

348
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,433
COME ON, I M SURE WE CAN

349
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,433
WORK THIS OUT, HUH?

350
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,000
MAYBE A NICE COOL GLASS

351
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,000
OF REFRESHING LEMONADE

352
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,200
WILL HELP US OUT, HUH?

353
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:51,033
- OH!

354
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:51,033
- HMPH!

355
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,467
SHEESH.

356
00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,567
[HAPPY CHATTER]

357
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:05,266
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

358
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,934
[WOLF WHISTLES, CHEERING]

359
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,867
HERE WE GO.

360
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,500
A NICE, TALL GLASS

361
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,500
OF REFRESHING LEMONADE.

362
00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,767
[BOTH]

363
00:12:18,567 --> 00:12:21,767
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.

364
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:26,734
[SLURPING]

365
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:26,734
OOH, SOUR.

366
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,934
I GUESS I FORGOT TO

367
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,934
PUT IN THE SUGAR.

368
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,667
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, PEE-WEE.

369
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:32,266
WE'VE COME TO AN AGREEMENT.

370
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,567
RIGHT-WE BOTH AGREE

371
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,567
THAT WE CAN'T AGREE.

372
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,500
PEE-WEE, WILL YOU PLEASE

373
00:12:35,633 --> 00:12:37,500
BE THE JUDGE

374
00:12:37,567 --> 00:12:39,333
OF WHO GETS TO WEAR THIS DRESS?

375
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,033
MM, ME?

376
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,033
I DON'T KNOW...

377
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,900
I KNOW,

378
00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:44,900
LET'S PLAY COURTHOUSE.

379
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:48,000
YOU CAN BE THE JUDGE,

380
00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:48,000
PEE-WEE.

381
00:12:48,066 --> 00:12:50,567
AND WE'LL BE THE JURY.

382
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,633
DOESN'T THAT SOUND

383
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,633
LIKE FUN?

384
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,233
WELL, WHILE WE GET READY

385
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,233
TO PLAY COURTHOUSE,

386
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,567
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH

387
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,567
A PENNY CARTOON?

388
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,567
HA HA.

389
00:13:00,633 --> 00:13:02,567
[SLURPS]

390
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:05,300
BLECH.

391
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,967
[DING]

392
00:13:09,934 --> 00:13:11,633
[STRETCHING, BOING]

393
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,033
[PHONE RINGING]

394
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,400
HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY.

395
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,567
WELL, MY MOM,

396
00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:21,567
SHE TALKS ON THE PHONE

397
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,100
FOR HOURS AND HOURS

398
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,100
AND HOURS

399
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,734
AND HOURS AND HOURS.

400
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:27,734
SHE'S TALKING HER BRAINS OUT.

401
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,066
SHE'S JUST TALKING-

402
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,633
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,

403
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,633
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH--

404
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,934
LIKE A MOTOR-MOUTH.

405
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,166
SHE DOESN'T NOTICE NOTHING.

406
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:36,533
[ALIENS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

407
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,700
WHAT'S THAT, GRAVY I SMELL?

408
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:43,200
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

409
00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:43,200
MAY I USE THE PHONE?

410
00:13:43,266 --> 00:13:44,467
[FIRE ENGINE BELL CLANGING]

411
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,800
AND FINALLY, SHE LOOKED

412
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,800
DOWN AT HER FEET,

413
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,300
AND THERE WAS

414
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,300
A MILLION ANTS ON HER.

415
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,467
THEY CRAWLED UP HER LEGS.

416
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:53,967
AND SHE WAS SCREAMING.

417
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,667
[SCREAMING]

418
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,900
[PHONE RINGING]

419
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:02,500
I NEVER GET A CHANCE

420
00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:02,500
TO TALK ON THE PHONE.

421
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,700
THIS COURT OF PUPPETLAND

422
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,700
IS NOW IN SESSION.

423
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:08,233
THE HONORABLE JUDGE

424
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:08,233
PEE-WEE HERMAN PRESIDING.

425
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:11,533
ALL RISE!

426
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:15,266
♪♪ [REGAL MUSIC PLAYING]

427
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,900
OH!

428
00:14:22,967 --> 00:14:25,266
[BIRDS TWITTERING]

429
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,734
HA HA.

430
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,734
OKAY, BE SEATED.

431
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,166
NOW STAND UP.

432
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,767
BE SEATED!

433
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,400
NOW STAND UP! BE SEATED!

434
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,700
UP!

435
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,700
SEATED!

436
00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:40,533
UP! SEATED!

437
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,233
UP!

438
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,233
SEATED!

439
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,300
STAND UP!

440
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,300
BE SEATED!

441
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,000
STAND UP! HA HA.

442
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,233
BE SEATED!

443
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,233
HA HA.

444
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,066
JUDGE POWER!

445
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,066
HA HA.

446
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:54,500
OKAY, NOW,

447
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:54,500
SINCE MISS YVONNE

448
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:57,333
AND MRS. RENE CAN'T

449
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:57,333
BOTH HAVE AN ORIGINAL,

450
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,834
ONE-OF-A-KIND DRESS

451
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,967
DESIGNED BY THE

452
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,967
FAMOUS FRENCH DESIGNER,

453
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,066
MONSIEUR, UH...

454
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,266
[BOTH]

455
00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,266
MONSIEUR ROBERT!

456
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,300
MONSIEUR ROBABABLEH...

457
00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,200
THEN, WE NOW HAVE TO DECIDE

458
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,233
WHICH ONE OF THEM

459
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,233
CAN WEAR THE DRESS,

460
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,000
MISS YVONNE...

461
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,000
OR MRS. RENE.

462
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,233
HA HA.

463
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:17,033
OKAY, MISS YVONNE,

464
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:17,033
WHY DON'T YOU START?

465
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,133
HA HA.

466
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,800
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.

467
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:22,300
UH, I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED

468
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:22,300
TO CALL ME "YOUR HONOR."

469
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,734
OH.

470
00:15:22,367 --> 00:15:24,734
OF COURSE.

471
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,233
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR,

472
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,233
PEE-WEE.

473
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,400
OKAY!

474
00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:31,467
FOR MY FIRST WITNESS,

475
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:35,967
I WOULD LIKE TO CALL

476
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:35,967
TO THE STAND GLOBEY.

477
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,967
OKAY, GLOBEY.

478
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,967
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

479
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,033
DO YOU, GLOBEY, PROMISE

480
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,033
TO TELL THE TRUTH,

481
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,200
THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOT MAKE

482
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:43,200
UP A WHOLE BUNCH OF JUNK

483
00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:44,500
THAT ISN'T THE TRUTH?

484
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:46,100
YES, I PROMISE.

485
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,967
OKAY.

486
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,967
GO AHEAD, MISS YVONNE.

487
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:51,200
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.

488
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,500
HA HA.

489
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:55,500
GLOBEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE

490
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:55,500
TELL THE COURT

491
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,934
WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

492
00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,934
WOMAN IN PUPPETLAND?

493
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,867
THAT'S EASY.

494
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,867
YOU ARE, MISS YVONNE.

495
00:16:01,934 --> 00:16:03,433
[MOUTHING RETORT]

496
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,633
OH.

497
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,633
THANK YOU, GLOBEY.

498
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,834
AND THAT MEANS A LOT

499
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,834
TO ME, TOO,

500
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,734
COMING FROM A MAN

501
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:10,734
OF THE WORLD, LIKE YOURSELF.

502
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,834
SINCE I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

503
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,834
WOMAN IN PUPPETLAND,

504
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,700
THEN I SHOULD BE THE ONE

505
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,700
WHO GETS TO WEAR THIS,

506
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,266
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DRESS

507
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:19,266
IN PUPPETLAND.

508
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,834
I OBJECT!

509
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,066
THAT MATERIAL IS

510
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,066
IMMATERIAL!

511
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:26,734
HMM, YOU'RE RIGHT.

512
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:26,734
THAT'S SUSTAINED.

513
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,533
NO, IT'S NOT A STAIN.

514
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,900
IT JUST LOOKS

515
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,900
THAT WAY.

516
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,100
ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T REALLY

517
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,100
MATTER.

518
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,166
I REST MY CASE.

519
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:36,166
WHY?

520
00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:36,166
IS IT TIRED?

521
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,900
HA HA.

522
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:37,900
HA HA.

523
00:16:37,967 --> 00:16:39,000
OKAY, MRS. RENE,

524
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,767
WOULD YOU LIKE TO

525
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,767
PRESENT YOUR SIDE?

526
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,567
OH, BOY, WOULD I!

527
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:45,266
THANK YOU, OH, MOST

528
00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:45,266
EXALTED ONE,

529
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,667
OH, WISEST OF THE WISE

530
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:49,734
AND FAIREST OF THE FAIR.

531
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,300
HE WHO IS ALL-KNOWING

532
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,300
AND ALL-SEEING.

533
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,667
HMM.

534
00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,667
JUST "YOUR HONOR" WILL DO.

535
00:16:56,734 --> 00:16:58,300
OF COURSE, YOUR HONOR.

536
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,900
I WOULD LIKE TO CALL

537
00:16:58,367 --> 00:16:59,900
AS MY WITNESS

538
00:16:59,967 --> 00:17:02,066
MISS YVONNE!

539
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:03,633
[EXCITED CHATTER]

540
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,133
QUIET!

541
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,133
QUIET!

542
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,333
ORDER!

543
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,333
ORDER IN THE COURT!

544
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,400
ORDER, ORDER, ORDER!

545
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,533
NOW, MISS YVONNE,

546
00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:12,533
EXACTLY WHEN DID YOU BUY

547
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:17,433
THIS SO-CALLED ORIGINAL,

548
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:17,433
ONE-OF-A-KIND DRESS?

549
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,834
WELL, I...

550
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,834
UM...

551
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,433
I MEAN, UH...

552
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:24,433
THAT IS, UH...

553
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,567
WOULD YOU

554
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,567
REPEAT THE QUESTION?

555
00:17:26,633 --> 00:17:27,867
I GUESS I DIDN'T HEAR.

556
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:29,867
[ALL SCREAMING]

557
00:17:29,934 --> 00:17:32,400
HA HA.

558
00:17:29,934 --> 00:17:32,400
HA HA.

559
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,867
COURT REPORTER, WOULD YOU PLEASE

560
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,867
PLAY BACK THE QUESTION?

561
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:37,867
CERTAINLY, YOUR HONOR.

562
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,667
NOW, MISS YVONNE,

563
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,667
EXACTLY WHEN DID YOU BUY

564
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:45,300
THIS SO-CALLED ORIGINAL,

565
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:45,300
ONE-OF-A-KIND DRESS?

566
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,633
OH, YES.

567
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,633
I REMEMBER NOW.

568
00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,533
I BOUGHT IT THIS MORNING.

569
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,433
AHA!

570
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,433
WELL, I BOUGHT MINE YESTERDAY,

571
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,233
AND SINCE I BOUGHT MINE

572
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,233
BEFORE YOU BOUGHT YOURS,

573
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,233
THEN MINE MUST BE

574
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,233
THE ORIGINAL ORIGINAL,

575
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,367
ONE-OF-A-KIND DRESS DESIGNED

576
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,367
BY THAT FAMOUS FRENCH DESIGNER,

577
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,200
MONSIEUR ROBERT,

578
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,200
AND YOURS IS A FAKE!

579
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,800
- IT'S NOT!

580
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,800
- IS SO!

581
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:09,867
- IT'S NOT...

582
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:09,867
- ORDER!

583
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:11,333
ORDER IN THE COURT!

584
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,433
- IS SO!

585
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,433
- IS NOT!

586
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,600
- IS SO!

587
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,600
- IS NOT!

588
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,967
- IS SO...

589
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,967
- IS NOT...

590
00:18:15,033 --> 00:18:17,266
ORDER, ORDER!

591
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,633
- IS NOT!

592
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,633
- IS SO!

593
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,800
- IS NOT...

594
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,800
- IS SO...

595
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,000
ORDER!

596
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,000
ORDER!

597
00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:27,166
ORDER IN THE COURT!

598
00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:28,667
GOOD, THAT'S BETTER.

599
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,667
BECAUSE NOW IT'S TIME

600
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,667
FOR THE FUNNEST PART

601
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,133
OF PLAYING COURT.

602
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,433
RECESS!

603
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,266
[ALL CHEERING]

604
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,567
HI, PEE-WEE.

605
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,633
OH, I MEAN,

606
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,633
YOUR HONOR.

607
00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,500
HAVE YOU MADE A DECISION YET?

608
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,266
MMM, WELL, NO,

609
00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,266
NOT EXACTLY, MISS YVONNE.

610
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,500
GOOD!

611
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,266
BECAUSE I JUST WANT

612
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,266
TO SAY,

613
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,300
WHATEVER YOU DECIDE,

614
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:01,300
I'LL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND.

615
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,834
YOU WILL?

616
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,433
OH, YES.

617
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,367
I MAY BE THE MOST

618
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:07,367
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN PUPPETLAND,

619
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,200
BUT YOU'RE

620
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:10,200
THE HANDSOMEST MAN.

621
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:11,333
ME?

622
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,166
DEFINITELY.

623
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:14,867
ALSO, THE SWEETEST,

624
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,834
THE SMARTEST,

625
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:17,834
AND THE FUNNIEST, TOO.

626
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,166
HMM, YEAH.

627
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:21,166
AND THE BEST DRESSER!

628
00:19:21,233 --> 00:19:23,166
YES, AND THE BEST DRESSER.

629
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,734
AND THE DREAMIEST.

630
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,700
YES, AND THE DREAMIEST.

631
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,800
AND THE MOST RAD!

632
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:29,834
YES.

633
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,266
YOO-HOO!

634
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:33,266
PEE-WEE!

635
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,200
THERE YOU ARE!

636
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,834
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD

637
00:19:39,934 --> 00:19:41,834
WITH YOU, YOUR HONOR.

638
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,867
- OKAY.

639
00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:43,867
- EXCUSE US.

640
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,934
WHAT IS IT, MRS. RENE?

641
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,166
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, I HAVEN'T

642
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,166
MADE MY DECISION YET.

643
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,600
THAT'S NOT IT, PEE-WEE.

644
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,667
I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MAKE

645
00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,667
SUCH A DIFFICULT DECISION

646
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:58,533
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

647
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:58,533
SO I BAKED YOU THIS.

648
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,967
CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER

649
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,967
AND JELLY CAKE!

650
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,300
MY FAVORITE!

651
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,700
AND THERE'S LOTS MORE

652
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,700
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

653
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,333
HA HA.

654
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:07,333
THANKS, MRS. RENE.

655
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,367
WAIT A MINUTE...

656
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:12,467
YOU'RE TRYING

657
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:12,467
TO BRIBE ME!

658
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,033
YOU'RE BOTH TRYING

659
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,033
TO BRIBE ME!

660
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:17,033
WELL, IT WON'T WORK.

661
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,967
BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO CALL

662
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,967
MY SURPRISE WITNESS,

663
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,767
MONSIEUR ROBERT,

664
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,767
HA HA.

665
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:26,567
[BOTH]

666
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:26,567
MONSIEUR ROBERT!

667
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:27,700
BONJOUR!

668
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,300
BONJOUR!

669
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,367
- BONJOUR.

670
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,367
- BONJOUR.

671
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,333
MONSIEUR ROBERT,

672
00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,333
WOULD YOU PLEASE

673
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,900
TELL THESE

674
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,900
TWO LADIES AND ME

675
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,533
HOW COME YOU DESIGNED

676
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,533
TWO ONE-OF-A-KIND DRESSES

677
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,000
THAT ARE EXACTLY ALIKE?

678
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,633
BUT, PEE-WEE,

679
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,633
THEY ARE NOT ALIKE.

680
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,133
[BOTH]

681
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,133
THEY'RE NOT?

682
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,567
NOT AT ALL.

683
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,767
MRS. RENE'S DRESS HAS

684
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:47,767
THE LEMONS AND THE BOWS

685
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,266
ON THE LEFT SHOULDER

686
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,266
AND THE RIGHT HIP.

687
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,033
MISS YVONNE'S DRESS HAS

688
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,033
THE LEMONS AND THE BOWS

689
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,166
ON THE RIGHT SHOULDER

690
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,166
AND THE LEFT HIP.

691
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:59,433
THEY'RE AS DIFFERENT AS...

692
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:59,433
DOGS AND DINOSAURS.

693
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,867
THEY ARE DIFFERENT!

694
00:21:01,934 --> 00:21:03,333
OF COURSE!

695
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,133
ANYONE CAN SEE

696
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,133
HOW DIFFERENT THEY ARE.

697
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,834
YEAH.

698
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,834
SURE.

699
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,934
HA HA.

700
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,934
ANYBODY COULD SEE IT.

701
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I'M SORRY.

702
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:14,300
I'M SORRY!

703
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:14,300
[GIGGLES]

704
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,867
MISS YVONNE,

705
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,867
I LOVE YOUR DRESS.

706
00:21:16,934 --> 00:21:18,433
IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.

707
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,400
OH, THANK YOU.

708
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:24,166
AND YOUR DRESS IS VERY...

709
00:21:20,467 --> 00:21:24,166
DIFFERENT, TOO, MRS. RENE!

710
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,066
WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE

711
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,066
SOME CHOCOLATE

712
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,567
PEANUT BUTTER

713
00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,567
AND JELLY CAKE

714
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,800
AND GO COOL OFF

715
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,800
IN PEE-WEE'S POOL?

716
00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:32,767
OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT!

717
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,266
I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY ON

718
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,266
MY BRAND-NEW SWIMSUIT.

719
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,667
[GASPS]

720
00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:41,033
[LAUGHTER]

721
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,500
OH, THIS IS GONNA

722
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,500
BE SO FUN!

723
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,266
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

724
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,033
I KNOW HOW TO SWIM.

725
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:49,600
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

726
00:21:56,934 --> 00:21:58,633
MERCI, MONSIEUR ROBERT.

727
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,800
YOU'RE WELCOME!

728
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,600
I THINK I'M GONNA RETIRE

729
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,600
FROM BEING A JUDGE.

730
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,834
HA HA.

731
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,233
[LEVER CRANKING]

732
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,033
[WIND WHOOSHING]

733
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:16,467
[POP]

734
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,533
THANKS FOR COMING BY TODAY,

735
00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,533
EVERYONE.

736
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,000
AND REMEMBER,

737
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,000
Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?

738
00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:27,400
[ALL SCREAMING]

739
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,934
AAH!

740
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,333
[TIRES SCREECH]