[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]
AHH!
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[CHUCKLES]
[OWL HOOTING]
"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."
AHH!
♪ COME ON IN, AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN, IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
PEE-WEE’S SO EXCITED ♪ UH-HUH!
♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT’S YOU! ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ ARR!
♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT’S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ YEAH!
♪ HE’S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ [CHUCKLES]
♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪
♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪
♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪ HA, HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND THE DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪
[CHUCKLES] ♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT’S GONNA BE THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEIN’ WACKY ♪ HA, HA, HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
[CHUCKLES]
♪ NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE ♪
♪ NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, LAH, LAH, LAH, LAH ♪
[CHUCKLING]
GOOD MORNING, FLOWERS.
[FLOWERS] GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE!
[SNIFFING] MMM.
BOY, YOU SURE SMELL GOOD!
[FLOWERS] THAT’S ’CAUSE WE TOOK
A SUNBATH THIS MORNING. [GIGGLING]
AH, WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A SHOWER AFTER YOUR SUNBATH?
[FLOWERS] YAY!
SAY, PEE-WEE, DO YOU MIND IF WE SING IN THE SHOWER?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO RIGHT AHEAD, BE MY GUEST!
[FLOWERS] ♪ WE COULD SPEND HOURS TAKING SHOWERS ♪
♪ WE ARE THE FLOWERS, AND DON’T YOU FORGET ♪
♪ WATER IS WHAT MAKES US GROW, SURELY, THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ♪
♪ WE’RE INCREDIBLE WHEN YOU MAKE US WET ♪♪
[FLOWERS GIGGLE]
THAT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, FLOWERS. THANK YOU.
[FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU.
NO, THANK YOU!
[FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!
NO, THANK YOU! [ALL FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!
NO, THANK YOU! [FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!
OH, ALL RIGHT, FLOWERS, YOU’RE WELCOME.
[FLOWERS GIGGLE]
[CHUCKLES]
OOP!
[CONKY POWERS UP]
C-CONKY 2-2000, R-R-R-READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY. HOW’S IT GOING?
H--H-H-HOW’S W-W-WHAT GOING?
NO, CONKY, IT’S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
"HOW’S IT GOING?" IT MEANS, UH, "HOW’S IT GOING?"
IT-IT’S GOING FINE. OH. [CHUCKLES]
GLAD TO HEAR IT.
SO WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD, CONKY?
TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "THAT!"
NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS A SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
[ALL] SCREAM!
RIGHT!
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY? LET’S TRY HER OUT.
[CHUCKLES]
OH, PTERRI? YES, PEE-WEE?
HOW DO YOU LIKE TODAY’S SECRET WORD?
OH, I LIKE THAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
GOOD SCREAMING, EVERYBODY.
HM, YOU’RE ALL REALLY GOOD AT THAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
[MR. WINDOW] SAY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES MRS. RENEE AND ROOSEVELT.
HELLO, WE’RE BACK.
WE’RE BACK FROM OUR WALK.
HI, MRS. RENEE. HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, ROOSEVELT! [CHUCKLES]
DID ROOSEVELT, UH, YOU KNOW?
DID ROOSEVELT WHAT?
OH, THAT!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
YES, HE DID, AND LIKE A CHAMPION.
[ROOSEVELT BARKS]
GOOD BOY.
OH, AND WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU THE NEW TRICK I TAUGHT HIM.
READY, ROOSEVELT?
OKAY, CONKY, DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.
[DRUMSTICKS TAPPING]
OKAY... SIT!
[LAUGHS]
GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY!
ISN’T HE BRILLIANT? GOOD BOY! [CHUCKLES]
MRS. RENEE, ROOSEVELT ALREADY KNEW HOW TO SIT.
OH. THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
[SIGHS]
PEE-WEE, WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU THE OTHER TRICK I TAUGHT HIM.
READY? GO!
[APPLAUSE]
TA-DA!
GOSH, ROOSEVELT, INCREDIBLE! [ROOSEVELT BARKS]
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH] OH, WELL, ALL THIS CANINE TRAINING
HAS GOT ME VERY HUNGRY.
I’M GONNA GO GET A HOT DOG.
[ROOSEVELT BARKS]
EXCUSE ME. I MEAN WIENER.
BYE-BYE, ALL. BYE, PEE-WEE!
BYE, MRS. RENEE! BYE!
[CHUCKLES]
GOOD BOY. [CHUCKLES] [MAGIC SCREEN] HEY, PEE-WEE!
NOW, IT’S TIME TO PLAY WITH ME.
OKAY, MAGIC SCREEN! SUPER!
[CHUCKLES]
♪ CONNECT THE DOTS, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪
♪ CONNECT THE DOTS, LA, LA, LA, LA ♪♪
OH, BOY, MAGIC SCREEN, A RUG.
HOW FUN!
[MAGIC SCREEN] IT’S NOT A RUG, PEE-WEE. IT’S A CARPET.
OH. WELL, SO WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT A CARPET?
WELL, WHAT KIND OF CARPET WOULD YOU FIND IN A MAGIC SCREEN?
AHH! IT’S MAGIC!
IT’S A MAGIC CARPET! [CHUCKLES]
I WISH JAMBI WAS HERE.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY "WISH"?
HEY, JAMBI! HA, HA! [CHUCKLES]
HEY, LET’S GO FOR A RIDE.
WHOA!
HA, HA!
HA, HA, HA!
AHH! HA, HA! WHOA, WHOA!
AH! LOOK OUT!
AH!
HA, HA!
[HOCKS LOOGIE, SPITS]
HELLO! [CHUCKLES]
UH-OH. WHOA!
OH, NO, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS!
AHH! AHH!
WHOA! GOTCHA!
THANKS, CHAIRRY. HEY, WHERE’S JAMBI?
YOU BEAT ME, EVEN THOUGH I HAD A HEAD START.
HA, HA! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
[ALL] HELLO, MISS YVONNE.
OH, HELLO, EVERYONE. [CHUCKLES]
HI, MISS YVONNE! HI, PEE-WEE.
WANNA PLAY SOMETHING? OKAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANNA PLAY? HM.
I HAVE AN IDEA. LET’S PLAY OFFICE.
GREAT! I’LL BE THE BOSS, AND YOU CAN BE THE SECRETARY.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, PEE-WEE. WHY CAN’T I BE THE BOSS?
IT WAS MY IDEA. WELL, IT’S MY PLAYHOUSE.
AND, BESIDES, YOU’RE A GIRL.
GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SECRETARIES. [CHUCKLES]
GIRLS CAN BE BOSSES TOO, YOU KNOW? AND BOYS CAN BE SECRETARIES.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I GET TO BE THE BOSS FIRST.
OKAY, AND THEN WE’LL SWITCH, AND I’LL GET TO BE THE BOSS.
OKAY, FINE. [LAUGHS]
MISS YVONNE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT, PEE-WEE?
MISS YVONNE, PLEASE USE YOUR SPEAKER BOX!
YES, MR. HERMAN. [CHUCKLES]
PLEASE GET IN HERE ON THE DOUBLE, MISS YVONNE!
YES, MR. HERMAN.
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MR. HERMAN?
YES, MISS YVONNE.
I DON’T KNOW QUITE HOW TO PUT THIS,
BUT I’M AFRAID I’M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO.
WHAT? YOU’RE FIRING ME?
BUT I-I JUST STARTED!
I’M SORRY. THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO.
NOW, PLEASE GO, AND CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK.
PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME. I-I REALLY NEED THIS JOB.
PLEASE. PLEASE!
BEG ME.
PLEASE, PEE-WEE, I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE.
OKAY, TAKE A LETTER. YES, SIR.
DEAR MR. JONES, UH
UH, READ IT BACK TO ME.
"DEAR MR. JONES." OH, YEAH.
DEAR MR. JONES... HOW ARE YOU?
HOW IS YOUR BUSINESS?
MY BUSINESS IS FINE.
PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON.
YOUR FRIEND UH, NO.
MAKE IT SINCERELY YOURS... NO.
MAKE IT, UH, YOURS TRULY... NO.
MAKE IT, UH, VERY TRULY YOURS.
NO, MAKE IT, UH, YOUR PAL,
TRULY AND SINCERELY,
PEE-WEE... BEST REGARDS... HERMAN.
P.S. GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY.
NO, MAKE IT, UH, GIVE MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.
NO.
MAKE IT, UH...
PLEASE REMEMBER ME TO YOUR FAMILY.
[PICTUREPHONE RINGING]
WELL?
WELL, WHAT?
AREN’T YOU GOING TO ANSWER THAT?
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. MISS YVONNE SPEAKING.
HELLO, MISS YVONNE!
HELLO, MRS. RENEE.
WHAT’S UP, BUBALA?
WELL, PEE-WEE AND I ARE PLAYING OFFICE, AND I’M THE SECRETARY.
OH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. SO HOW’S IT GOING?
WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IT’S NOT EASY WORKING FOR PEE-WEE.
SORRY, NO PERSONAL CALLS DURING BUSINESS HOURS.
AND WHERE’S MY MILKSHAKE?
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. I’LL CALL YOU BACK AFTER WORK.
OKAY. BYE!
OKAY, PEE-WEE, NOW IT’S MY TURN TO BE THE BOSS
AND YOUR TURN TO BE THE SECRETARY.
OKAY.
[SIGHS]
PEE-WEE, COULD YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?
PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE, I BUZZED YOU.
WHY DIDN’T YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE?
BECAUSE I’M ON MY BREAK! [CHUCKLES]
WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
PRESENTING& PRESENTING&
[FLOWERS] HIS ROYAL MAJESTY,
THE KING OF CARTOONS!
YAY!
GOOD DAY, GOOD DAY, MY ROYAL SUBJECTS.
[ALL] GOOD DAY, YOUR MAJESTY.
WHERE, OH, WHERE IS PEE-WEE?
HE LEFT YOU A NOTE, YOUR MAJESTY.
A NOTE? HM.
LET’S SEE WHAT IT SAYS.
THANK YOU, CHAIRRY.
MAY I? UH-HUH.
"DEAR... YOUR HIGHNESS,
"I AM OUT PLAYING WITH COWBOY CURTIS.
"YOURS TRULY. NO, I MEAN YOURS SINCERELY.
"NO, I MEAN YOUR LOYAL SUBJECT.
"NO, I MEAN, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
"PEE-WEE.
"P.S. PLEASE START THE CARTOON
WITHOUT ME."
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
LET THE CARTOON... BEGIN.
THERE, NOW, PLAY LIKE A NICE, LITTLE BABY.
HUH? OH.
I’M NO BABY.
[GIGGLING]
[WHISTLES]
[ANIMALS CHIPPERING]
♪♪ [UPBEAT ORCHESTRATION]
WAIT HERE, FELLAS.
UH... UH, UH, UH, UH, UH-OH!
[RACCOON CHIPPERING]
[ALL CHOMPING LOUDLY]
CLANCY!
HOO-WHEE! AHH!
AHH! AHH!
I WON! I WON, I WON, I WON!
[BOTH LAUGH] YOU ALWAYS DO, LITTLE PARTNER.
[CHUCKLES] THIRSTY?
OH, YOU COULD SAY THAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
HEY, I KNOW! LET’S ALL GO HAVE A NICE, COLD GLASS OF REFRESHING JUICE.
OOH, I LOVE JUICE. SAY, WHAT KIND?
LET’S-LET’S-LET’S HAVE STRAWBERRY J-JUICE.
NO, I WANT PINEAPPLE JUICE.
AND I WANT ORANGE JUICE!
I FEEL LIKE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.
I KNOW! LET’S MIX ’EM ALL TOGETHER AND MAKE FRUIT PUNCH!
[ALL] YAY!
[COWBOY CURTIS AND PEE-WEE CHUCKLE]
ORANGE JUICE.
PINEAPPLE JUICE.
STRAWBERRY JUICE.
AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.
[CHUCKLES]
♪♪ [CONGA LINE MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMS]
[GROANS]
AHH!
[GROANS NERVOUSLY]
AY! AY!
[GROANING]
WHOA, OH, OH, OH, OH!
[PEE-WEE AND COWBOY CURTIS CHUCKLE]
OKAY, PTERRI, HERE’S SOME JUICE.
MMM! THANK YOU.
[CHUCKLES] YOU’RE WELCOME.
HERE’S SOME JUICE FOR YOU, GLOBEY.
MM, BOY.
[CHUCKLES] YOU’RE WELCOME.
[CHUCKLES]
HERE’S SOME JUICE FOR YOU, COWBOY CURTIS... OOP!
THANK YOU KINDLY. YOU’RE WELCOME KINDLY.
[CHUCKLES] WELL, BOTTOMS UP.
WAIT, WAIT! WE HAVEN’T HAD A TOAST.
A TOAST? WHY, SURE.
HEY, HOW ABOUT, UH, "OVER THE LIPS, OVER THE GUMS,
LOOK OUT TUMMY, HERE IT COMES"?
UH, NO.
HA, HA. [CHUCKLES]
I KNOW! WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A FRENCH TOAST?
[LAUGHS]
HA, HA! GOOD ONE, CHANDELIER.
[CHUCKLES]
WELL, LISTEN, LITTLE BUCKAROO.
SINCE IT’S YOUR PLAYHOUSE AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA,
WHY DON’T YOU MAKE THE TOAST?
ME? MAKE A TOAST?
OH, I DON’T THINK I POSSIBLY COULD MAKE THE TOAST.
I DON’T THINK I COULD. WELL, OKAY, LET ME SEE.
UH, HOW ABOUT[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. NO, NO, I’LL MAKE THE TOAST.
[CHUCKLES] UM, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST.
[CHUCKLES] HERE’S TO EVERYONE IN THE PLAYHOUSE...
[CHUCKLES] AND, UH, EVERYBODY AT HOME,
AND EVERYBODY WHO I EVER MET,
AND EVERYONE WHO I MIGHT EVER MEET.
AND&
EVERYONE I POSSIBLY WOULD NEVER, EVER MEET,
AND EVERYBODY WHO’S MARRIED TO THEM,
AND EVERYONE WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR TO THOSE PEOPLE,
AND THEIR CHILDREN, AND, UH, THE CHILDREN
OF THOSE CHILDREN INTO THE NEXT GENERATION AS WELL.
ARE YOU FINISHED? MM-HMM.
ARE YOU SURE? YEAH!
WELL, I’LL DRINK TO THAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
[SIGHS]
FRUITY.
[SIGHS]
JUICY. [CHUCKLES]
[PTERRI] MM. [GLOBEY SIGHS]
[BOTH] PUNCHY.
HEY, WHILE WE ENJOY OUR FRUIT PUNCH HERE,
HERE’S SOMETHING YOU CAN ENJOY AT HOME.
[BOTH] "EL HOMBRE."
[CHUCKLES]
"EL HOMBRE."
DONDE HAY MAL, DONDE HAY MALICIO,
DONDE HAY PELIGRO BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN,
LLAMEN POR "EL HOMBRE."
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD. "EL HOMBRE."
AMIGO DE TODOS.
EL HOMBRE SUPER HEROE.
TIRANDO LA BASURA EN EL TERRENO ES MAL.
TODOS LOS HACEN, ENTONCES EL TERRENO ESTA MUY SUCIO.
AYUDAME A LIMPIAR EL TERRENO.
BUENA IDEA, EL HOMBRE.
[GULPING LOUDLY]
LOOK HERE, PEE-WEE. I ALMOST FORGOT.
I BRUNG YOU A PRESENT.
A PRESENT? AND YOU ALMOST FORGOT?
[CHUCKLES] IT’S FROM THE DESERT.
HM, WELL, FORK IT OVER.
[CHUCKLES] NOW, WHERE IS THE LITTLE CRITTER?
I COULDA SWORE I HAD IT RIGHT HERE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
HERE IT IS.
THERE’S THE-OW! GOT ME.
HM. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, COWBOY CURTIS?
YEAH, COULD’VE BEEN WORSE. IT’S A GOOD THING I GOT MY GLOVES ON.
GLOVES? IS THIS PRESENT DANGEROUS, COWBOY CURTIS?
WELL, THEY CAN BE IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ’EM.
OH, IS THIS A SCARY PRESENT?
NO. IT’S JUST A LITTLE OL’ CACTUS.
CACTUS? COOL!
YOU KNOW, CACTI ARE AMAZING PLANTS, PEE-WEE.
CACTI, CURTIS?
SURE. A CACTI IS MORE THAN ONE CACTUS.
OH. [CHUCKLES]
HEY, MAGIC SCREEN, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW PEE-WEE
A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT THE CACTUS PLANT?
MY PLEASURE, C.C.
[ANNOUNCER] MANY KINDS OF CACTUS ARE ON
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST
ORGAN PIPE, BARREL, CHOLLA
AN ODD GROUP WHOSE UNDISPUTED KING IS THE GIANT SAGUARO.
WHY, A FULL-GROWN SAGUARO CACTUS CAN LIVE TO BE 1,000 YEARS OLD
AND GROW 50 FEET TALL, HAVE 50 ARMS,
AND STORE OVER 8 TONS OF WATER WITHIN ITS TOUGH SKIN.
THE SHARP SPINES HELP PROTECT THEM FROM ANIMALS
THAT WOULD STEAL THEIR PRECIOUS WATER SUPPLY.
NOW, BE SURE TO GIVE YOUR CACTUS PLENTY OF SUNSHINE AND WATER, YOU HEAR?
I WILL, COWBOY CURTIS. THANK YOU!
BYE-BYE, PEE-WEE.
BYE-BYE!
I’M GONNA PUT YOU RIGHT HERE IN THE SUN NEXT TO THE FLOWERS!
I’LL STICK AROUND, BUT DON’T NEEDLE ME.
HA, HA, HA, HA! [CHUCKLES]
OOH! OW! [CHUCKLES]
GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY!
[ALL] BYE, PEE-WEE!
I SURE HAD FUN TODAY, AND I HOPE YOU DID TOO.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME, AND UNTIL THEN, THAT
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH] IS THAT!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ALL LAUGH]
AHH!