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[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]

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AHH!

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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[OWL HOOTING]

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"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."

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AHH!

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♪ COME ON IN, 
AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪

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LIKE CHAIRRY!

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♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN, 
IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR 
♪

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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

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PEE-WEE’S SO EXCITED ♪ 
UH-HUH!

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♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS 
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪

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THAT’S YOU! 
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
ARR!

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♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM 
COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪

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WHAT’S THAT?

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♪ DIRTY DOG, 
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪

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♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ 
YEAH!

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♪ HE’S GOT 
A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪

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♪ AND A GENIE 
WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
[CHUCKLES]

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♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, 
MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪

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♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ 
HELLO!

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♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, 
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪

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♪ AND THE DINOSAUR 
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪

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♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, 
CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪

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♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC 
SCREEN ♪ 
HA, HA!

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♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, 
RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪

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♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT 
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ SPEND THE DAY WITH PEE-WEE, 
AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪

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COME ON!

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♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ THERE’LL BE 
NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪

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WAKE UP!

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♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED 
IN A PLACE WHERE ANYTHING CAN 
HAPPEN ♪

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[CHUCKLES] 
♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR 
WARNING ♪

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♪ IT’S GONNA BE 
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪

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♪ FOR BEIN’ WACKY ♪ 
HA, HA, HA!

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♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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♪ NEE, NEE, NEE, 
NEE, NEE, NEE, NEE ♪

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♪ NAH, NAH, NAH, 
NAH, LAH, LAH, LAH, LAH ♪

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[CHUCKLING]

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GOOD MORNING, FLOWERS.

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[FLOWERS] 
GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE!

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[SNIFFING] 
MMM.

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BOY, YOU SURE SMELL GOOD!

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[FLOWERS] 
THAT’S ’CAUSE WE TOOK

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A SUNBATH 
THIS MORNING. [GIGGLING]

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AH, WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 
TO HAVE A SHOWER AFTER YOUR 
SUNBATH?

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[FLOWERS] 
YAY!

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SAY, PEE-WEE, 
DO YOU MIND IF WE SING IN THE 
SHOWER?

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NO, NOT AT ALL.

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GO RIGHT AHEAD, 
BE MY GUEST!

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[FLOWERS] 
♪ WE COULD SPEND HOURS TAKING 
SHOWERS ♪

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♪ WE ARE THE FLOWERS, 
AND DON’T YOU FORGET ♪

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♪ WATER IS WHAT MAKES US GROW, 
SURELY, THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD 
KNOW ♪

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♪ WE’RE INCREDIBLE 
WHEN YOU MAKE US WET ♪♪

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[FLOWERS GIGGLE]

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THAT WAS REALLY 
BEAUTIFUL, FLOWERS. THANK YOU.

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[FLOWERS] 
NO, THANK YOU.

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NO, THANK YOU.

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[FLOWERS] 
NO, THANK YOU.

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NO, THANK YOU.

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[FLOWERS] 
NO, THANK YOU.

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NO, THANK YOU.

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[FLOWERS] 
NO, THANK YOU.

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NO, THANK YOU!

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[FLOWERS] 
NO, THANK YOU!

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NO, THANK YOU! 
[FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!

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NO, THANK YOU! 
[ALL FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!

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NO, THANK YOU! 
[FLOWERS] NO, THANK YOU!

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OH, ALL RIGHT, 
FLOWERS, YOU’RE WELCOME.

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[FLOWERS GIGGLE]

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[CHUCKLES]

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OOP!

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[CONKY POWERS UP]

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C-CONKY 2-2000, 
R-R-R-READY TO ASSIST YOU, 
PEE-WEE.

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GOOD MORNING, CONKY. 
HOW’S IT GOING?

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H--H-H-HOW’S 
W-W-WHAT GOING?

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NO, CONKY, 
IT’S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

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"HOW’S IT GOING?" 
IT MEANS, UH, "HOW’S IT GOING?"

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IT-IT’S GOING FINE. 
OH. [CHUCKLES]

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GLAD TO HEAR IT.

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SO WHAT’S TODAY’S 
SECRET WORD, CONKY?

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TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS "THAT!"

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NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER WHAT TO DO 
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS A SECRET 
WORD, RIGHT?

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[ALL] 
SCREAM!

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RIGHT!

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FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, 
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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THE SECRET WORD, 
SCREAM REAL LOUD!

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READY? 
LET’S TRY HER OUT.

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[CHUCKLES]

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OH, PTERRI? 
YES, PEE-WEE?

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HOW DO YOU LIKE 
TODAY’S SECRET WORD?

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OH, I LIKE THAT.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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GOOD SCREAMING, EVERYBODY.

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HM, YOU’RE ALL 
REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[MR. WINDOW] SAY, PEE-WEE, 
HERE COMES MRS. RENEE AND 
ROOSEVELT.

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HELLO, WE’RE BACK.

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WE’RE BACK 
FROM OUR WALK.

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HI, MRS. RENEE. 
HI, PEE-WEE.

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HI, ROOSEVELT! 
[CHUCKLES]

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DID ROOSEVELT, 
UH, YOU KNOW?

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DID ROOSEVELT WHAT?

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OH, THAT!

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH]

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YES, HE DID, 
AND LIKE A CHAMPION.

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[ROOSEVELT BARKS]

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GOOD BOY.

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OH, AND WAIT TILL 
I SHOW YOU THE NEW TRICK I 
TAUGHT HIM.

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READY, ROOSEVELT?

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OKAY, CONKY, 
DRUM ROLL, PLEASE.

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[DRUMSTICKS TAPPING]

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OKAY... SIT!

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[LAUGHS]

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GOOD BOY, 
GOOD BOY!

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ISN’T HE BRILLIANT? 
GOOD BOY! [CHUCKLES]

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MRS. RENEE, ROOSEVELT 
ALREADY KNEW HOW TO SIT.

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OH. 
THANKS FOR TELLING ME.

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[SIGHS]

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PEE-WEE, WAIT TILL 
I SHOW YOU THE OTHER TRICK I 
TAUGHT HIM.

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READY? 
GO!

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[APPLAUSE]

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TA-DA!

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GOSH, ROOSEVELT, INCREDIBLE! 
[ROOSEVELT BARKS]

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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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[ALL SCREAM]

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[ALL LAUGH] 
OH, WELL, ALL THIS CANINE 
TRAINING

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HAS GOT ME 
VERY HUNGRY.

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I’M GONNA GO 
GET A HOT DOG.

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[ROOSEVELT BARKS]

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EXCUSE ME. 
I MEAN WIENER.

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BYE-BYE, ALL. 
BYE, PEE-WEE!

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BYE, MRS. RENEE! 
BYE!

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BYE! 
[CHUCKLES]

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GOOD BOY. [CHUCKLES] 
[MAGIC SCREEN] HEY, PEE-WEE!

146
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NOW, IT’S TIME 
TO PLAY WITH ME.

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OKAY, MAGIC SCREEN! 
SUPER!

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[CHUCKLES]

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♪ CONNECT THE DOTS, 
LA, LA, LA, LA ♪

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♪ CONNECT THE DOTS, 
LA, LA, LA, LA ♪♪

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OH, BOY, 
MAGIC SCREEN, A RUG.

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HOW FUN!

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[MAGIC SCREEN] 
IT’S NOT A RUG, PEE-WEE. IT’S A 
CARPET.

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OH. WELL, SO WHAT’S 
SO SPECIAL ABOUT A CARPET?

155
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WELL, WHAT KIND OF CARPET 
WOULD YOU FIND IN A MAGIC 
SCREEN?

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AHH! 
IT’S MAGIC!

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IT’S A MAGIC CARPET! 
[CHUCKLES]

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I WISH 
JAMBI WAS HERE.

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WISH? 
DID SOMEBODY SAY "WISH"?

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HEY, JAMBI! 
HA, HA! [CHUCKLES]

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HEY, LET’S 
GO FOR A RIDE.

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WHOA!

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WHOA! 
HA, HA!

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HA, HA, HA!

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AHH! HA, HA! 
WHOA, WHOA!

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AH! 
LOOK OUT!

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AH!

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HA, HA!

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[HOCKS LOOGIE, SPITS]

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HELLO! 
[CHUCKLES]

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UH-OH. 
WHOA!

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OH, NO, 
WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF GAS!

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AHH! AHH!

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WHOA! 
GOTCHA!

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THANKS, CHAIRRY. 
HEY, WHERE’S JAMBI?

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YOU BEAT ME, 
EVEN THOUGH I HAD A HEAD START.

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HA, HA! 
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

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[ALL] 
HELLO, MISS YVONNE.

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OH, HELLO, EVERYONE. 
[CHUCKLES]

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HI, MISS YVONNE! 
HI, PEE-WEE.

181
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WANNA PLAY SOMETHING? 
OKAY.

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WHAT DO YOU 
WANNA PLAY? HM.

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I HAVE AN IDEA. 
LET’S PLAY OFFICE.

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GREAT! I’LL BE THE BOSS, 
AND YOU CAN BE THE SECRETARY.

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OH, WAIT A MINUTE, PEE-WEE. 
WHY CAN’T I BE THE BOSS?

186
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IT WAS MY IDEA. 
WELL, IT’S MY PLAYHOUSE.

187
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AND, BESIDES, 
YOU’RE A GIRL.

188
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GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED 
TO BE SECRETARIES. [CHUCKLES]

189
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GIRLS CAN BE BOSSES TOO, YOU 
KNOW? AND BOYS CAN BE 
SECRETARIES.

190
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ALL RIGHT, 
BUT I GET TO BE THE BOSS FIRST.

191
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OKAY, AND THEN WE’LL SWITCH, 
AND I’LL GET TO BE THE BOSS.

192
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OKAY, FINE. 
[LAUGHS]

193
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MISS YVONNE?

194
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WHAT DO 
YOU WANT, PEE-WEE?

195
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MISS YVONNE, 
PLEASE USE YOUR SPEAKER BOX!

196
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YES, MR. HERMAN. 
[CHUCKLES]

197
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PLEASE GET IN HERE 
ON THE DOUBLE, MISS YVONNE!

198
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YES, MR. HERMAN.

199
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YOU WANTED 
TO SEE ME, MR. HERMAN?

200
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YES, MISS YVONNE.

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I DON’T KNOW 
QUITE HOW TO PUT THIS,

202
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BUT I’M AFRAID 
I’M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO.

203
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WHAT? 
YOU’RE FIRING ME?

204
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BUT I-I JUST STARTED!

205
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I’M SORRY. 
THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO.

206
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NOW, PLEASE GO, 
AND CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK.

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PLEASE DON’T FIRE ME. 
I-I REALLY NEED THIS JOB.

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PLEASE. 
PLEASE!

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BEG ME.

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PLEASE, PEE-WEE, 
I’M BEGGING YOU. PLEASE.

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00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,033
OKAY, TAKE A LETTER. 
YES, SIR.

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DEAR MR. JONES, UH

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UH, READ IT 
BACK TO ME.

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"DEAR MR. JONES." 
OH, YEAH.

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DEAR MR. JONES... 
HOW ARE YOU?

216
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HOW IS 
YOUR BUSINESS?

217
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MY BUSINESS 
IS FINE.

218
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PLEASE WRITE BACK SOON.

219
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YOUR FRIEND UH, NO.

220
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MAKE IT 
SINCERELY YOURS... NO.

221
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MAKE IT, UH, 
YOURS TRULY... NO.

222
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MAKE IT, 
UH, VERY TRULY YOURS.

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NO, MAKE IT, 
UH, YOUR PAL,

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TRULY AND SINCERELY,

225
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PEE-WEE... 
BEST REGARDS... HERMAN.

226
00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:05,200
P.S. GIVE MY BEST 
TO YOUR FAMILY.

227
00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:10,133
NO, MAKE IT, UH, 
GIVE MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

228
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,667
NO.

229
00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:14,701
MAKE IT, UH...

230
00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:18,501
PLEASE REMEMBER ME 
TO YOUR FAMILY.

231
00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:20,367
[PICTUREPHONE RINGING]

232
00:11:21,567 --> 00:11:22,634
WELL?

233
00:11:22,701 --> 00:11:23,667
WELL, WHAT?

234
00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:24,934
AREN’T YOU GOING 
TO ANSWER THAT?

235
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,968
[ALL SCREAM]

236
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,100
[ALL LAUGH]

237
00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,534
PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE. 
MISS YVONNE SPEAKING.

238
00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:47,968
HELLO, MISS YVONNE!

239
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,167
HELLO, MRS. RENEE.

240
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:50,801
WHAT’S UP, BUBALA?

241
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:53,968
WELL, PEE-WEE AND I 
ARE PLAYING OFFICE, AND I’M THE 
SECRETARY.

242
00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:57,767
OH, SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 
SO HOW’S IT GOING?

243
00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:02,033
WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 
IT’S NOT EASY WORKING FOR 
PEE-WEE.

244
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,267
SORRY, NO PERSONAL 
CALLS DURING BUSINESS HOURS.

245
00:12:05,334 --> 00:12:07,567
AND WHERE’S MY MILKSHAKE?

246
00:12:07,634 --> 00:12:10,234
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

247
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:14,067
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 
I’LL CALL YOU BACK AFTER WORK.

248
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,634
OKAY. 
BYE!

249
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,701
OKAY, PEE-WEE, NOW 
IT’S MY TURN TO BE THE BOSS

250
00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,434
AND YOUR TURN 
TO BE THE SECRETARY.

251
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,801
OKAY.

252
00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:31,968
[SIGHS]

253
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:37,300
PEE-WEE, COULD YOU STEP 
INTO MY OFFICE FOR A MOMENT, 
PLEASE?

254
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,300
PEE-WEE.

255
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,367
PEE-WEE, I BUZZED YOU.

256
00:12:52,434 --> 00:12:54,267
WHY DIDN’T 
YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE?

257
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:57,501
BECAUSE I’M 
ON MY BREAK! [CHUCKLES]

258
00:12:57,567 --> 00:12:59,200
WHY DIDN’T I 
THINK OF THAT?

259
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:01,267
[ALL SCREAM]

260
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,234
[ALL LAUGH]

261
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,767
PRESENTING& 
PRESENTING&

262
00:13:06,834 --> 00:13:07,801
PRESENTING&

263
00:13:07,868 --> 00:13:10,000
[FLOWERS] 
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY,

264
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:13,100
THE KING OF CARTOONS!

265
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:17,033
YAY!

266
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,467
GOOD DAY, 
GOOD DAY, MY ROYAL SUBJECTS.

267
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,534
[ALL] 
GOOD DAY, YOUR MAJESTY.

268
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,567
WHERE, OH, 
WHERE IS PEE-WEE?

269
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,968
HE LEFT YOU 
A NOTE, YOUR MAJESTY.

270
00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:30,200
A NOTE? 
HM.

271
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,234
LET’S SEE 
WHAT IT SAYS.

272
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,334
THANK YOU, CHAIRRY.

273
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,100
MAY I? 
UH-HUH.

274
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:41,334
"DEAR... YOUR HIGHNESS,

275
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,067
"I AM OUT PLAYING 
WITH COWBOY CURTIS.

276
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,334
"YOURS TRULY. 
NO, I MEAN YOURS SINCERELY.

277
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,400
"NO, I MEAN 
YOUR LOYAL SUBJECT.

278
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:50,501
"NO, I MEAN, WELL, 
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

279
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,634
"PEE-WEE.

280
00:13:51,701 --> 00:13:54,868
"P.S. PLEASE 
START THE CARTOON

281
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,033
WITHOUT ME."

282
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,567
WELL, ALL RIGHT.

283
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:03,200
LET THE CARTOON... BEGIN.

284
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,901
THERE, NOW, 
PLAY LIKE A NICE, LITTLE BABY.

285
00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:11,901
HUH? 
OH.

286
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,501
OH.

287
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:20,534
I’M NO BABY.

288
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,100
[GIGGLING]

289
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:26,567
[WHISTLES]

290
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,200
[ANIMALS CHIPPERING]

291
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,367
♪♪ [UPBEAT ORCHESTRATION]

292
00:14:38,534 --> 00:14:40,567
WAIT HERE, FELLAS.

293
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:46,200
UH... 
UH, UH, UH, UH, UH-OH!

294
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,434
[RACCOON CHIPPERING]

295
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,000
[ALL CHOMPING LOUDLY]

296
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,734
CLANCY!

297
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,367
HOO-WHEE! 
AHH!

298
00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:14,267
AHH! 
AHH! AHH!

299
00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:16,200
I WON! 
I WON, I WON, I WON!

300
00:15:16,267 --> 00:15:19,400
[BOTH LAUGH] 
YOU ALWAYS DO, LITTLE PARTNER.

301
00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:21,100
[CHUCKLES] 
THIRSTY?

302
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,234
OH, YOU COULD 
SAY THAT.

303
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,501
[ALL SCREAM]

304
00:15:23,567 --> 00:15:25,267
[ALL LAUGH]

305
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:29,100
HEY, I KNOW! LET’S ALL GO HAVE 
A NICE, COLD GLASS OF REFRESHING 
JUICE.

306
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,868
OOH, I LOVE JUICE. 
SAY, WHAT KIND?

307
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:33,901
LET’S-LET’S-LET’S 
HAVE STRAWBERRY J-JUICE.

308
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:36,434
NO, I WANT 
PINEAPPLE JUICE.

309
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,534
AND I WANT 
ORANGE JUICE!

310
00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:41,000
I FEEL LIKE 
GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

311
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,234
I KNOW! LET’S MIX ’EM 
ALL TOGETHER AND MAKE FRUIT 
PUNCH!

312
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,534
[ALL] 
YAY!

313
00:15:46,601 --> 00:15:47,834
[COWBOY CURTIS 
AND PEE-WEE CHUCKLE]

314
00:15:47,901 --> 00:15:50,033
ORANGE JUICE.

315
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,868
PINEAPPLE JUICE.

316
00:15:57,367 --> 00:16:01,300
STRAWBERRY JUICE.

317
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:05,300
AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

318
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,934
[CHUCKLES]

319
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,300
♪♪ [CONGA LINE MUSIC PLAYING]

320
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,868
[SCREAMS]

321
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,267
[GROANS]

322
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,434
AHH!

323
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:27,400
[GROANS NERVOUSLY]

324
00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,400
AY! 
AY!

325
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:37,200
[GROANING]

326
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,667
WHOA, OH, OH, OH, OH!

327
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,734
[PEE-WEE AND 
COWBOY CURTIS CHUCKLE]

328
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:47,734
OKAY, PTERRI, 
HERE’S SOME JUICE.

329
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:49,734
MMM! 
THANK YOU.

330
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,567
[CHUCKLES] 
YOU’RE WELCOME.

331
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:53,801
HERE’S SOME JUICE 
FOR YOU, GLOBEY.

332
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:55,601
MM, BOY.

333
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:57,400
[CHUCKLES] 
YOU’RE WELCOME.

334
00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,767
[CHUCKLES]

335
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:02,234
HERE’S SOME JUICE 
FOR YOU, COWBOY CURTIS... OOP!

336
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,701
THANK YOU KINDLY. 
YOU’RE WELCOME KINDLY.

337
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,334
[CHUCKLES] 
WELL, BOTTOMS UP.

338
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,734
WAIT, WAIT! 
WE HAVEN’T HAD A TOAST.

339
00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,534
A TOAST? 
WHY, SURE.

340
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:14,701
HEY, HOW ABOUT, UH, 
"OVER THE LIPS, OVER THE GUMS,

341
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,300
LOOK OUT TUMMY, 
HERE IT COMES"?

342
00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:17,834
UH, NO.

343
00:17:17,901 --> 00:17:19,701
HA, HA. 
[CHUCKLES]

344
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:22,067
I KNOW! 
WHY DON’T YOU HAVE A FRENCH 
TOAST?

345
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,534
[LAUGHS]

346
00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:26,133
HA, HA! 
GOOD ONE, CHANDELIER.

347
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,300
[CHUCKLES]

348
00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,801
WELL, LISTEN, 
LITTLE BUCKAROO.

349
00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:31,234
SINCE IT’S YOUR PLAYHOUSE 
AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA,

350
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,701
WHY DON’T 
YOU MAKE THE TOAST?

351
00:17:32,767 --> 00:17:35,067
ME? MAKE A TOAST?

352
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,868
OH, I DON’T THINK 
I POSSIBLY COULD MAKE THE TOAST.

353
00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:39,767
I DON’T THINK I COULD. 
WELL, OKAY, LET ME SEE.

354
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,567
UH, HOW ABOUT[OVERLAPPING 
CHATTER]

355
00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:44,100
ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 
NO, NO, I’LL MAKE THE TOAST.

356
00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:48,467
[CHUCKLES] 
UM, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A 
TOAST.

357
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:52,601
[CHUCKLES] 
HERE’S TO EVERYONE IN THE 
PLAYHOUSE...

358
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:56,000
[CHUCKLES] 
AND, UH, EVERYBODY AT HOME,

359
00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,567
AND EVERYBODY 
WHO I EVER MET,

360
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:01,801
AND EVERYONE 
WHO I MIGHT EVER MEET.

361
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:04,734
AND&

362
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:07,868
EVERYONE I POSSIBLY 
WOULD NEVER, EVER MEET,

363
00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,567
AND EVERYBODY 
WHO’S MARRIED TO THEM,

364
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,868
AND EVERYONE WHO LIVES 
NEXT DOOR TO THOSE PEOPLE,

365
00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:15,667
AND THEIR CHILDREN, 
AND, UH, THE CHILDREN

366
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:19,667
OF THOSE CHILDREN 
INTO THE NEXT GENERATION 
AS WELL.

367
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:22,534
ARE YOU FINISHED? 
MM-HMM.

368
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,601
ARE YOU SURE? 
YEAH!

369
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:26,334
WELL, I’LL 
DRINK TO THAT.

370
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,334
[ALL SCREAM]

371
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,767
[ALL LAUGH]

372
00:18:33,868 --> 00:18:35,834
[SIGHS]

373
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:37,767
FRUITY.

374
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,000
[SIGHS]

375
00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,267
JUICY. 
[CHUCKLES]

376
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,868
[PTERRI] MM. 
[GLOBEY SIGHS]

377
00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:44,100
[BOTH] 
PUNCHY.

378
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:47,334
HEY, WHILE WE ENJOY 
OUR FRUIT PUNCH HERE,

379
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,734
HERE’S SOMETHING 
YOU CAN ENJOY AT HOME.

380
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:53,400
[BOTH] 
"EL HOMBRE."

381
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,033
[CHUCKLES]

382
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,033
"EL HOMBRE."

383
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,634
DONDE HAY MAL, 
DONDE HAY MALICIO,

384
00:18:59,701 --> 00:19:02,501
DONDE HAY PELIGRO 
BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN,

385
00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:04,934
LLAMEN POR "EL HOMBRE."

386
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,467
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD. 
"EL HOMBRE."

387
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:10,567
AMIGO DE TODOS.

388
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,601
EL HOMBRE SUPER HEROE.

389
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,567
TIRANDO LA BASURA 
EN EL TERRENO ES MAL.

390
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:28,434
TODOS LOS HACEN, 
ENTONCES EL TERRENO ESTA MUY 
SUCIO.

391
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,234
AYUDAME 
A LIMPIAR EL TERRENO.

392
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:32,667
BUENA IDEA, EL HOMBRE.

393
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,467
[GULPING LOUDLY]

394
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:02,567
LOOK HERE, PEE-WEE. 
I ALMOST FORGOT.

395
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,133
I BRUNG YOU 
A PRESENT.

396
00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,534
A PRESENT? 
AND YOU ALMOST FORGOT?

397
00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,601
[CHUCKLES] 
IT’S FROM THE DESERT.

398
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,834
HM, WELL, 
FORK IT OVER.

399
00:20:10,901 --> 00:20:13,400
[CHUCKLES] 
NOW, WHERE IS THE LITTLE 
CRITTER?

400
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:15,601
I COULDA SWORE 
I HAD IT RIGHT HERE.

401
00:20:15,667 --> 00:20:16,868
WAIT A MINUTE.

402
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,567
HERE IT IS.

403
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,400
THERE’S THE-OW! 
GOT ME.

404
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,968
HM. 
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, COWBOY 
CURTIS?

405
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,300
YEAH, COULD’VE BEEN WORSE. 
IT’S A GOOD THING I GOT MY 
GLOVES ON.

406
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:33,000
GLOVES? IS THIS PRESENT 
DANGEROUS, COWBOY CURTIS?

407
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,567
WELL, THEY CAN BE 
IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE 
’EM.

408
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,734
OH, IS THIS 
A SCARY PRESENT?

409
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,634
NO. 
IT’S JUST A LITTLE OL’ CACTUS.

410
00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,634
CACTUS? 
COOL!

411
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:45,467
YOU KNOW, CACTI 
ARE AMAZING PLANTS, PEE-WEE.

412
00:20:45,534 --> 00:20:47,000
CACTI, CURTIS?

413
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:50,534
SURE. A CACTI 
IS MORE THAN ONE CACTUS.

414
00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:51,834
OH. 
[CHUCKLES]

415
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,567
HEY, MAGIC SCREEN, 
WHY DON’T YOU SHOW PEE-WEE

416
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,834
A LITTLE SOMETHING 
ABOUT THE CACTUS PLANT?

417
00:20:56,901 --> 00:21:00,067
MY PLEASURE, C.C.

418
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,133
[ANNOUNCER] 
MANY KINDS OF CACTUS ARE ON

419
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,601
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST

420
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:11,200
ORGAN PIPE, BARREL, CHOLLA

421
00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:15,834
AN ODD GROUP 
WHOSE UNDISPUTED KING IS THE 
GIANT SAGUARO.

422
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,501
WHY, A FULL-GROWN 
SAGUARO CACTUS CAN LIVE TO BE 
1,000 YEARS OLD

423
00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:22,801
AND GROW 50 FEET TALL, 
HAVE 50 ARMS,

424
00:21:22,868 --> 00:21:26,801
AND STORE OVER 8 TONS 
OF WATER WITHIN ITS TOUGH SKIN.

425
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,167
THE SHARP SPINES HELP 
PROTECT THEM FROM ANIMALS

426
00:21:29,234 --> 00:21:31,767
THAT WOULD STEAL 
THEIR PRECIOUS WATER SUPPLY.

427
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:35,834
NOW, BE SURE TO GIVE YOUR CACTUS 
PLENTY OF SUNSHINE AND WATER, 
YOU HEAR?

428
00:21:35,901 --> 00:21:38,267
I WILL, 
COWBOY CURTIS. THANK YOU!

429
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,501
BYE-BYE, PEE-WEE.

430
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,968
BYE-BYE!

431
00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:48,534
I’M GONNA PUT YOU RIGHT HERE 
IN THE SUN NEXT TO THE FLOWERS!

432
00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:51,501
I’LL STICK AROUND, 
BUT DON’T NEEDLE ME.

433
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,701
HA, HA, HA, HA! 
[CHUCKLES]

434
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:55,834
OOH! OW! 
[CHUCKLES]

435
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:12,901
GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY!

436
00:22:12,968 --> 00:22:15,534
[ALL] 
BYE, PEE-WEE!

437
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:18,467
I SURE HAD FUN TODAY, 
AND I HOPE YOU DID TOO.

438
00:22:18,534 --> 00:22:21,834
SEE YOU NEXT TIME, 
AND UNTIL THEN, THAT

439
00:22:21,901 --> 00:22:23,801
[ALL SCREAM]

440
00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:25,567
[ALL LAUGH] 
IS THAT!

441
00:22:25,634 --> 00:22:27,567
[ALL SCREAM]

442
00:22:27,634 --> 00:22:30,033
[ALL LAUGH]

443
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:36,167
AHH!