[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]
AHH!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[ROOSTER CROWS]
HA, HA.
[OWL HOOTING]
"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."
AHH!
♪ COME ON IN, AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT’S TIME TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!
- ♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪ - UH-HUH!
♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
- THAT’S YOU! - ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ - ARR!
♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT’S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪
- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ - YEAH!
♪ HE’S GOT A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ - [CHUCKLES]
♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪
- ♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ - HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪
♪ THERE’S A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA, HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪
[CHUCKLES]
♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN YOU FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT’S GONNA BE THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
- ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪ - HA, HA, HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
YOU REMEMBER MY ANTS, DON’T YOU?
ANTCORE! ANTCORE!
ANTCORE!
[CRYING]
[EXCITED CHATTER]
HA HA HA HA!
I LOVE MY ANTS!
HEH HEH HEH.
[WHIRRING]
CONKY 2000,
READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE?
HELLO, CONKY.
WHAT’S TODAY’S SECRET WORD?
TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS...
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
- SCREAM! - SCREAM!
THAT’S RIGHT. FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REALLY LOUD!
READY?
LET’S TRY IT.
CONKY, WHAT WAS TODAY’S SECRET WORD?
WHAT’S WRONG, PEE-WEE?
DON’T YOU REMEMBER?
- AAH! - AAH!
I FOOLED YOU, CONKY.
OF COURSE I REMEMBER.
- AAH! - AAH!
PEE-WEE, LOOK.
COWBOY CURTIS LEFT HIS LASSO HERE.
HE SURE DID.
WOW! COOL!
LOOK! I’M COWBOY CURTIS.
PEE-WEE.
THAT’S NOT THE WAY
COWBOY CURTIS DOES ROPE TRICKS.
OH, REALLY, CHAIRRY. HOW PERCEPTIVE.
COWBOY CURTIS IS REALLY GOOD WITH THE LASSO.
REMEMBER?
- AAH! - AAH!
YIPPEE! COWBOY CURTIS!
HOWDY, PEE-WEE.
HOWDY, COWBOY CURTIS.
HO.
WOW!
WHOA! CHECK IT OUT, PEE-WEE.
HERE IT COMES.
I GOTCHA!
STOP!
I--I DIDN’T KNOW YOU WAS TICKLISH, PEE WEE.
YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU KNOW, OK?
I BETTER CALL UP COWBOY CURTIS
AND TELL HIM HE LEFT HIS ROPE HERE CHAIRRY.
[ANGELS SING]
[DIALING]
HELLO.
HI, COWBOY CURTIS.
HEY, PEE-WEE, HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?
FINE. HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?
JUST DANDY. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
OH. I’M JUST CALLING TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU LEFT YOUR LASSO OVER HERE.
WELL, THANKS, PEE-WEE.
I’VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THAT DURN THING.
I KNEW I LEFT IT SOMEPLACE. I JUST COULDN’T REMEMBER.
AAH! AAH!
WELL, I’LL BE RIGHT OVER.
OK. GREAT.
HEY, EVERYBODY!
COWBOY CURTIS IS COMING OVER.
- YAY! - YAY!
WHOO!
I LOVE COWBOY CURTIS.
ME, TOO. HE’S CHARMING.
I LIKE IT WHEN COWBOY CURTIS SINGS,
LIKE THE TIME HE SANG THE MORE SONG.
THAT WAS WHEN THE SECRET WORD WAS "MORE."
♪ IF YOU SMILE A LITTLE MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ AND I SMILE A LITTLE MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD WILL BE A HAPPY PLACE ♪
♪ BY A WHOLE LOT MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ IF YOU LAUGH A LITTLE MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ AND I LAUGH A LITTLE MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ THAT’S ALL I WROTE ♪
♪ BUT MAYBE TOMORROW ♪
♪ I CAN SING YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE ♪
- AAH! - AAH!
♪ AND I SCREAM A LITTLE MORE ♪
- AAH!
♪ AND YOU SCREAM A LITTLE MORE ♪♪
- AAH!
WAIT A MINUTE, PTERRI.
MORE ISN’T THE SECRET WORD.
IT IS WHEN YOU REMEMBER.
- AAH! - AAH!
HA HA. OOH.
HI. I’M PENNY.
I’D LIKE TO HAVE A PET BEAR.
I’LL NAME IT FLUFFY.
I’LL HAVE TO TEACH IT TRICKS LIKE A DOG.
AND LET IT CHASE BALLS
AND GO THROUGH HULA HOOPS.
WELL, HE PROBABLY WILL GET IN MISCHIEF.
HE’LL PROBABLY GET INTO THE HONEY
AND SPILL IT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
I’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP.
HEY, EVERYBODY.
COWBOY CURTIS IS COMING.
- YAY! - YAY!
HOWDY, EVERYBODY.
HOWDY, COWBOY CURTIS.
HOWDY.
SAY...
WHERE’S PEE-WEE?
PEE-WEE’S HIDING. AND HE WANTS YOU TO PLAY
HIDE-AND-SEEK LIKE BEFORE.
[LAUGHS]
BOY, THAT SURE WAS FUN.
93, 94,
95, 96, 97...
97, 98, 99, 100.
READY OR NOT, HERE I COME.
YOU’RE GETTING WARM.
COOLER.
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
NOW YOU’RE GETTING WARM AGAIN.
WARMER. WARMER. SIT STILL.
- COOL. - COOL.
OOH, REALLY COLD. NORTH POLE.
PEE-WEE SURE DID PICK A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE.
YOU’RE GETTING HOT.
YOU’RE BOILING. YOU’RE BURNING UP.
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
OH, I GIVE UP.
COME OUT, PEE-WEE, WHEREVER YOU ARE!
I GIVE UP!
HA HA HA!
I’M UP HERE!
HA HA. CATCH ME!
WHOOIE!
YOU COULDN’T EVEN FIND ME.
BOY, YOU HID GOOD.
WELL, HE AIN’T HANGING FROM THE CEILING THIS TIME.
KEEP LOOKING.
YEAH. YOU CAN’T GIVE UP YET.
♪ DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN-DOWN ♪
♪ DOWN-DOWN, DOWN, DOWN-DOWN-DOWN ♪
♪ LOW ♪♪
YOU DON’T SUPPOSE HE’S IN THE DINO HOLE,
DO YOU?
PEE-WEE!
[HUMMING]
[SCREECHING]
[GRUNTS]
OH!
AAH!
OH! OH!
OH. OH.
PEE-WEE!
DARN IT.
HEY, I WONDER WHAT’S TO EAT?
YEE-HAW!
WHERE IN TARNATION COULD HE HAVE GOTTEN TO?
HEY, MAGIC SCREEN, IS HE IN YOU?
I DON’T THINK SO,
BUT THEN I CAN’T ALWAYS REMEMBER.
- AAH! - AAH!
YOU MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?
NOT AT ALL. HOP IN.
PEE-WEE!
WELL, I GUESS HE AIN’T IN HERE.
WELL, I GIVE UP.
I’VE LOOKED FOR PEE-WEE EVERYWHERE,
AND I STILL CAN’T FIND HIM.
WISH I KNEW WHERE HE WAS.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
PEE-WEE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
HUH?
WHOA!
PEE-WEE!
I FOOLED YOU. YOU COULDN’T FIND ME.
’CAUSE I WAS HIDING IN JAMBI’S BOX.
WELL, YOU SURE FOOLED ME THAT TIME.
I SURE DID. YEAH. THANKS, JAMBI.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
AND NOW, I BELIEVE
YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT BELONGS TO ME.
OH, YEAH. IT’S ON DOGCHAIR.
OH, THERE IT IS.
THERE YOU GO, PEE-WEE.
OOH!
AAH!
YEAH. LOOK OUT. LOOK OUT, NOW.
YAH!
BOY, BEING A COWBOY SURE SEEMS COOL.
WHAT’S IT LIKE?
WELL, IT’S LIKE...
IT’S LIKE, WELL...
IT’S KIND OF LIKE...
ACTUALLY, IT’S MORE LIKE...
MORE LIKE, UH--
OK, ALL RIGHT, I’M SORRY I ASKED!
I’M SORRY, PEE-WEE.
BUT IT’S KINDA HARD TO SAY, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW
WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ANOTHER MAN
UNTIL YOU WALK A MILE IN HIS SHOES.
WELL, TAKE THEM OFF!
GIVE ME THOSE SHOES.
AAH! AAH!
NO, NO, PEE-WEE.
I NEVER TAKE OFF THESE BOOTS.
WHY, THESE HERE ARE MY FAVORITE.
AND I HOLD THE MEMORY OF GETTING THEM
DEAR TO MY HEART.
HEY, LITTLE DOGGIE!
HEY, COWBOY CURTIS,
DIDN’T YOU JUST COME FROM CHURCH?
NO.
THEN WHY ARE YOUR BOOTS SO HOLY?
YEAH, THEY DO LOOK A MITE POORLY, DON’T THEY?
YOU KNOW, I SURE DO WISH I HAD A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS.
WISH? DID SOMEBODY SAY "WISH"?
COWBOY CURTIS DID, JAMBI.
HE NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS.
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT
IF I GAVE HIM MY WISH?
SURE, IT WOULD, PEE-WEE.
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH A DAY.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO?
YES, I’M SURE.
DOING SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE ELSE
WILL MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, THEN. ONE PAIR OF COWBOY BOOTS COMING UP.
WHAT SIZE?
SIZE 12, DOUBLE "E."
BOY, BIG FEET.
WELL, YOU KNOW THEY SAY...
NO. WHAT?
FOR BIG FEET,
BIG BOOTS.
WILD WEST SPIRITS, JOIN IN CAHOOTS.
AND GIVE COWBOY CURTIS A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS.
WOWEE!
BOY, THESE ARE BEAUTIES.
WHY THANK YOU, JAMBI.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
- HA HA. - HA HA.
WILD.
HA HA HA.
THAT’S CRAZY.
WHAT’S SO FUNNY, YOU GUYS?
WE WAS JUST REMINISCING
WHEN COWBOY CURTIS HAD A LESSON IN KISSING.
OH, HO. YOU MEAN THE TIME MISS YVONNE
ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE.
AND ME AND THE COWNTESS
HAD TO GIVE YOU A DATING LESSON.
THAT’S ONE LESSON I’LL NEVER FORGET.
ME, NEITHER.
MAN, THAT SCENE WAS REALLY GONE.
AND PEE-WEE ACTED LIKE MISS YVONNE.
CURTIS, I HAD A WONDERFUL IDEA.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, MISS YVONNE.
THANK YOU FOR CALLING.
NO. WAIT, CURTIS.
YOU HAVEN’T HEARD MY IDEA YET.
I’D LIKE TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOU.
YOU’RE ASKING ME OUT FOR A DATE, MISS YVONNE?
WHY, YES, I AM.
WOWEE!
HA HA HA HA!
IF THAT DON’T BEAT ALL--
I MEAN, A WOMAN ASKING A MAN
OUT ON A DATE.
HOO, BOY!
WELL, CURTIS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
JUST A MINUTE, MISS YVONNE.
SHE ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY?
SAY "YES."
YES.
AH, GREAT. PICK ME UP AT 8:00.
I’LL BE THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
STANDING OUTSIDE IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.
SEE YOU THEN.
BYE.
OHH...
OH, I SURE DO HAVE A BIG PROBLEM NOW, PEE-WEE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I AIN’T NEVER BEEN OUT WITH A WOMAN
AS FANCY AS MISS YVONNE BEFORE.
I’M AFRAID I WON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT OR HOW TO BEHAVE.
YOO-HOO, PEE-WEE,
I JUST STOPPED BY TO RETURN YOUR PERCOLATOR.
GOT A MOMENT TO CHEW THE CUD?
NOT RIGHT NOW, COWNTESS.
COWBOY CURTIS HAS A DATE WITH MISS YVONNE,
AND HE’S NERVOUS.
OOH, DATING DILEMMA-- MY SPECIALTY.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, CURTIS?
WELL, I’M AFRAID I WON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT.
HMM, THAT PROBLEM SEEMS EASY ENOUGH TO SOLVE.
LET’S REVIEW THE DOs AND DON’Ts OF DATING.
PEE-WEE, YOU BE MISS YVONNE.
NO WAY. I’M NOT GONNA BE A GIRL.
WELL, YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR FRIEND, DON’T YOU?
COME ON, PEE-WEE, YOU JUST GOT TO HELP ME.
PLEASE!
OK.
NOW, HAVE SOME FUN WITH IT.
ALL RIGHT, CURTIS, THE FIRST THING YOU DO
IS GREET YOUR DATE.
HOWDY, POP!
I MEAN, HOWDY-DO, MISS YVONNE.
HOW.
GENTLY, LAD, GENTLY.
NOW SAY SOMETHING NICE.
LIKE WHAT?
GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT.
TELL HER HOW LOVELY SHE LOOKS.
WELL, YOU SURE DO LOOK MIGHTY PRETTY, MISS YVONNE.
THANK YOU, CURTIS.
MOO-VELOUS!
DURING DINNER,
YOU’LL WANT TO ENGAGE A DATE IN CONVERSATION.
GO AHEAD, TRY IT.
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE.
YOU KNOW, MISS YVONNE,
I LOVE THE OUTDOORS.
I MEAN, UH, RIDING THE RANGE,
CAMPING OUT AT NIGHT UNDER A STARRY SKY,
HEARING THE OWLS HOOTING OFF IN THE DISTANCE,
AND THE COYOTES HOWLING AT THE MOON.
MMM!
THAT WAS LOVELY, CURTIS.
NOW GET YOUR DATE TO TALK ABOUT HERSELF.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE, MISS YVONNE?
WELL, I LIKE LIPSTICK,
HAIRSPRAY, PERFUME, DRESSES,
AND FRILLY LITTLE LACY THINGS.
WELL, THAT BRINGS US TO THE END OF THE EVENING.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY AT YOUR DATE’S DOOR?
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. MISS YVONNE,
AND THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
YOU’RE WELCOME. I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, TOO.
CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME?
HMM. OK.
PLEASE. WE’VE HAD SUCH A LOVELY TIME.
LET’S NOT SPOIL IT.
OK, GAME’S OVER!
THAT’S IT!
WELL, YOU SEEM READY FOR YOUR DATE, CURTIS.
JUST REMEMBER
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS BE YOURSELF.
YEE-HA!
THANK YOU, COWNTESS,
AND THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
WELL, COWBOY CURTIS,
WILL YOU WALK ME TO THE DOOR?
WHY, CERTAINLY, MISS YVONNE.
I HAD A LOVELY TIME.
SO DID I.
I’D LOVE TO DATE YOU AGAIN.
WELL, MAYBE.
WELL, BYE-BYE NOW.
WHOA!
BYE-BYE, COWBOY CURTIS!
SEE YOU LATER, BUCKAROO!
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
SAME PEE-WEE TIME, SAME PEE-WEE CHANNEL.
BY THE WAY, COWBOY CURTIS,
WHATEVER DID HAPPEN ON THAT DATE WITH MISS YVONNE?
UH...AHEM!
UH, GEE, PEE-WEE,
I--I GUESS I DON’T REMEMBER.
- AAH! - AAH!
AAH!