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[SCOOTER MOTOR BUZZING]

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AHH!

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[BIRDS CHIRPING]

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[ROOSTER CROWS]

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HA, HA.

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[OWL HOOTING]

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"PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE."

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AHH!

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♪ COME ON IN, 
AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪

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LIKE CHAIRRY!

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♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪

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♪ IT’S TIME 
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪

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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

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- ♪ PEE-WEE’S SURE EXCITED ♪ 
- UH-HUH!

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♪ ’CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS 
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪

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- THAT’S YOU! 
- ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪

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- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
- ARR!

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♪ THERE’S A CRAZY RHYTHM 
COMIN’ FROM PUPPETLAND ♪

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WHAT’S THAT?

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♪ DIRTY DOG, 
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪

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- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪ 
- YEAH!

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♪ HE’S GOT 
A COUPLE OF TALKIN’ FISH ♪

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♪ AND A GENIE 
WHO’LL GRANT A WISH ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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- ♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪ 
- [CHUCKLES]

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♪ GLOBEY’S SPINNIN’, 
MR. WINDOW’S GRINNIN’ ♪

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- ♪ ’CAUSE PTERRI’S FLYIN’ BY ♪ 
- HELLO!

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♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN’, 
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN’ ♪

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♪ AND THE DINOSAUR 
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪

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♪ MR. KITE’S SOARIN’, 
CONKY’S STILL A-SNORIN’ ♪

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♪ THERE’S 
A FLASHING MAGIC SCREEN ♪

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HA, HA!

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♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY, 
RANDY’S KINDA SASSY ♪

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♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT 
YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE, 
AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪

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COME ON!

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♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ THERE’LL BE NO MORE NAPPIN’ ♪

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WAKE UP!

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♪ ’CAUSE YOU’VE LANDED 
IN A PLACE ♪

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♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪

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[CHUCKLES]

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♪ NOW, WE’VE GIVEN 
YOU FAIR WARNING ♪

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♪ IT’S GONNA BE 
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪

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- ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪ 
- HA, HA, HA!

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♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT’S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE’S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪

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HA HA HA 
HA HA HA!

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GOOD MORNING, 
EVERYBODY.

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YOU REMEMBER 
MY ANTS, DON’T YOU?

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ANTCORE! ANTCORE!

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ANTCORE!

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[CRYING]

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[EXCITED CHATTER]

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HA HA HA HA!

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I LOVE MY ANTS!

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HEH HEH HEH.

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[WHIRRING]

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CONKY 2000,

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READY TO ASSIST YOU, 
PEE-WEE.

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PEE-WEE?

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HELLO, CONKY.

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WHAT’S TODAY’S 
SECRET WORD?

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TODAY’S SECRET WORD IS...

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NOW, YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS 
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?

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- SCREAM! 
- SCREAM!

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THAT’S RIGHT. 
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,

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WHENEVER ANYONE 
SAYS THE SECRET WORD,

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SCREAM REALLY LOUD!

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READY?

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LET’S TRY IT.

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CONKY, WHAT WAS 
TODAY’S SECRET WORD?

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WHAT’S WRONG, PEE-WEE?

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DON’T YOU REMEMBER?

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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I FOOLED YOU, 
CONKY.

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OF COURSE I 
REMEMBER.

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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PEE-WEE, LOOK.

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COWBOY CURTIS 
LEFT HIS LASSO HERE.

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HE SURE DID.

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WOW! COOL!

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LOOK! 
I’M COWBOY CURTIS.

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PEE-WEE.

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THAT’S NOT THE WAY

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COWBOY CURTIS 
DOES ROPE TRICKS.

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OH, REALLY, CHAIRRY. 
HOW PERCEPTIVE.

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COWBOY CURTIS IS REALLY 
GOOD WITH THE LASSO.

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REMEMBER?

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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YIPPEE! 
COWBOY CURTIS!

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HOWDY, PEE-WEE.

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HOWDY, COWBOY CURTIS.

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HO.

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WOW!

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WHOA! CHECK IT 
OUT, PEE-WEE.

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HERE IT COMES.

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I GOTCHA!

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STOP!

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STOP!

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I--I DIDN’T KNOW 
YOU WAS TICKLISH, PEE WEE.

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YEAH, WELL, NOW YOU KNOW, OK?

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I BETTER CALL UP 
COWBOY CURTIS

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AND TELL HIM HE LEFT 
HIS ROPE HERE CHAIRRY.

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[ANGELS SING]

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[DIALING]

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HELLO.

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HI, COWBOY CURTIS.

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HEY, PEE-WEE, 
HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?

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FINE. HOW THE HECK 
ARE YOU?

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JUST DANDY. 
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

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OH. I’M JUST CALLING 
TO TELL YOU

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THAT YOU LEFT YOUR 
LASSO OVER HERE.

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WELL, THANKS, PEE-WEE.

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I’VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER 
FOR THAT DURN THING.

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I KNEW I LEFT IT SOMEPLACE. 
I JUST COULDN’T REMEMBER.

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AAH! 
AAH!

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WELL, I’LL 
BE RIGHT OVER.

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OK. GREAT.

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HEY, EVERYBODY!

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COWBOY CURTIS 
IS COMING OVER.

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- YAY! 
- YAY!

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WHOO!

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I LOVE COWBOY CURTIS.

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ME, TOO. 
HE’S CHARMING.

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I LIKE IT WHEN 
COWBOY CURTIS SINGS,

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LIKE THE TIME 
HE SANG THE MORE SONG.

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THAT WAS WHEN THE SECRET 
WORD WAS "MORE."

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♪ IF YOU SMILE 
A LITTLE MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ AND I SMILE 
A LITTLE MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD 
WILL BE A HAPPY PLACE ♪

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♪ BY A WHOLE LOT MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ IF YOU LAUGH 
A LITTLE MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ AND I LAUGH 
A LITTLE MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ THAT’S ALL I WROTE ♪

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♪ BUT MAYBE TOMORROW ♪

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♪ I CAN SING YOU 
A LITTLE BIT MORE ♪

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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♪ AND I SCREAM 
A LITTLE MORE ♪

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- AAH!

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♪ AND YOU SCREAM 
A LITTLE MORE ♪♪

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- AAH!

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WAIT A MINUTE, PTERRI.

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MORE ISN’T 
THE SECRET WORD.

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IT IS WHEN YOU 
REMEMBER.

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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HA HA. OOH.

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HI. I’M PENNY.

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I’D LIKE TO HAVE 
A PET BEAR.

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I’LL NAME IT FLUFFY.

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I’LL HAVE TO TEACH IT TRICKS 
LIKE A DOG.

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AND LET IT CHASE 
BALLS

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AND GO THROUGH 
HULA HOOPS.

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WELL, HE PROBABLY 
WILL GET IN MISCHIEF.

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HE’LL PROBABLY GET 
INTO THE HONEY

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AND SPILL IT 
ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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I’LL PROBABLY HAVE TO 
CLEAN IT UP.

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HEY, EVERYBODY.

166
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COWBOY CURTIS 
IS COMING.

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- YAY! 
- YAY!

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HOWDY, EVERYBODY.

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HOWDY, 
COWBOY CURTIS.

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HOWDY.

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SAY...

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WHERE’S PEE-WEE?

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PEE-WEE’S HIDING. 
AND HE WANTS YOU TO PLAY

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HIDE-AND-SEEK 
LIKE BEFORE.

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[LAUGHS]

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BOY, THAT SURE 
WAS FUN.

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93, 94,

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95, 96, 97...

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97, 98, 99, 100.

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READY OR NOT, 
HERE I COME.

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YOU’RE GETTING WARM.

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COOLER.

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HOO HOO HOO 
HOO HOO!

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NOW YOU’RE GETTING 
WARM AGAIN.

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WARMER. WARMER. 
SIT STILL.

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- COOL. 
- COOL.

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OOH, REALLY COLD. 
NORTH POLE.

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PEE-WEE SURE DID PICK 
A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE.

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YOU’RE GETTING HOT.

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YOU’RE BOILING. 
YOU’RE BURNING UP.

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WELL, WHERE IS HE?

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OH, I GIVE UP.

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COME OUT, PEE-WEE, 
WHEREVER YOU ARE!

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I GIVE UP!

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HA HA HA!

196
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I’M UP HERE!

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HA HA. 
CATCH ME!

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WHOOIE!

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YOU COULDN’T EVEN 
FIND ME.

200
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BOY, YOU HID GOOD.

201
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WELL, HE AIN’T HANGING 
FROM THE CEILING THIS TIME.

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KEEP LOOKING.

203
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YEAH. 
YOU CAN’T GIVE UP YET.

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♪ DOWN-DOWN, 
DOWN-DOWN-DOWN ♪

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♪ DOWN-DOWN, DOWN, 
DOWN-DOWN-DOWN ♪

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♪ LOW ♪♪

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YOU DON’T SUPPOSE 
HE’S IN THE DINO HOLE,

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DO YOU?

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PEE-WEE!

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[HUMMING]

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[SCREECHING]

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[GRUNTS]

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OH!

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AAH!

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00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,968
OH! OH!

216
00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,234
OH. OH.

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PEE-WEE!

218
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PEE-WEE!

219
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,167
PEE-WEE!

220
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PEE-WEE!

221
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DARN IT.

222
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,000
HEY, I WONDER 
WHAT’S TO EAT?

223
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YEE-HAW!

224
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WHERE IN TARNATION 
COULD HE HAVE GOTTEN TO?

225
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HEY, MAGIC SCREEN, 
IS HE IN YOU?

226
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I DON’T THINK SO,

227
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BUT THEN I CAN’T 
ALWAYS REMEMBER.

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- AAH! 
- AAH!

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00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:04,167
YOU MIND 
IF I TAKE A LOOK?

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NOT AT ALL. HOP IN.

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PEE-WEE!

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PEE-WEE!

233
00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:15,834
PEE-WEE!

234
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,501
PEE-WEE!

235
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,701
PEE-WEE!

236
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WELL, I GUESS 
HE AIN’T IN HERE.

237
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WELL, I GIVE UP.

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00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,701
I’VE LOOKED FOR PEE-WEE 
EVERYWHERE,

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00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:37,601
AND I STILL 
CAN’T FIND HIM.

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WISH I KNEW 
WHERE HE WAS.

241
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WISH? DID SOMEBODY 
SAY WISH?

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PEE-WEE.

243
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MEKKA LEKKA HI,

244
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MEKKA HINEY HO.

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HUH?

246
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WHOA!

247
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,567
PEE-WEE!

248
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,334
I FOOLED YOU. 
YOU COULDN’T FIND ME.

249
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,467
’CAUSE I WAS HIDING 
IN JAMBI’S BOX.

250
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,334
WELL, YOU SURE 
FOOLED ME THAT TIME.

251
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,367
I SURE DID. 
YEAH. THANKS, JAMBI.

252
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:03,968
YOU’RE WELCOME.

253
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:05,067
AND NOW, I BELIEVE

254
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,467
YOU HAVE SOMETHING 
THAT BELONGS TO ME.

255
00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:10,033
OH, YEAH. 
IT’S ON DOGCHAIR.

256
00:14:12,234 --> 00:14:15,567
OH, THERE IT IS.

257
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,567
THERE YOU GO, 
PEE-WEE.

258
00:14:17,634 --> 00:14:18,601
OOH!

259
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:19,601
AAH!

260
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:23,200
YEAH. LOOK OUT. 
LOOK OUT, NOW.

261
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:25,400
YAH!

262
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:28,767
BOY, BEING A COWBOY 
SURE SEEMS COOL.

263
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,400
WHAT’S IT LIKE?

264
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,734
WELL, IT’S LIKE...

265
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:37,868
IT’S LIKE, WELL...

266
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:41,300
IT’S KIND OF LIKE...

267
00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,367
ACTUALLY, 
IT’S MORE LIKE...

268
00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:48,234
MORE LIKE, UH--

269
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,033
OK, ALL RIGHT, 
I’M SORRY I ASKED!

270
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,067
I’M SORRY, PEE-WEE.

271
00:14:54,133 --> 00:14:56,200
BUT IT’S KINDA HARD 
TO SAY, YOU KNOW?

272
00:14:56,267 --> 00:14:58,067
I MEAN, YOU 
NEVER REALLY KNOW

273
00:14:58,133 --> 00:14:59,667
WHAT IT’S LIKE 
TO BE ANOTHER MAN

274
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,567
UNTIL YOU WALK 
A MILE IN HIS SHOES.

275
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:04,200
WELL, TAKE THEM OFF!

276
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,167
GIVE ME THOSE SHOES.

277
00:15:06,234 --> 00:15:07,200
AAH! AAH!

278
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,968
NO, NO, PEE-WEE.

279
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,767
I NEVER TAKE OFF 
THESE BOOTS.

280
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,000
WHY, THESE HERE 
ARE MY FAVORITE.

281
00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:13,801
AND I HOLD THE MEMORY 
OF GETTING THEM

282
00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,667
DEAR TO MY HEART.

283
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,868
HEY, LITTLE DOGGIE!

284
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,200
HEY, COWBOY CURTIS,

285
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:23,934
DIDN’T YOU JUST COME 
FROM CHURCH?

286
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,934
NO.

287
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,834
THEN WHY ARE 
YOUR BOOTS SO HOLY?

288
00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:31,501
YEAH, THEY DO LOOK A MITE 
POORLY, DON’T THEY?

289
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:34,467
YOU KNOW, I SURE DO WISH 
I HAD A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS.

290
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,400
WISH? DID SOMEBODY 
SAY "WISH"?

291
00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:41,100
COWBOY CURTIS DID, 
JAMBI.

292
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,868
HE NEEDS A NEW PAIR 
OF BOOTS.

293
00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:43,934
WOULD IT BE 
ALL RIGHT

294
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,267
IF I GAVE HIM 
MY WISH?

295
00:15:45,334 --> 00:15:46,868
SURE, IT WOULD, PEE-WEE.

296
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:49,200
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU 
ONLY GET ONE WISH A DAY.

297
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,801
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO?

298
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:52,501
YES, I’M SURE.

299
00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,100
DOING SOMETHING 
FOR SOMEONE ELSE

300
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,601
WILL MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.

301
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:59,300
ALL RIGHT, THEN. ONE PAIR 
OF COWBOY BOOTS COMING UP.

302
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,901
WHAT SIZE?

303
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:02,434
SIZE 12, DOUBLE "E."

304
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:04,100
BOY, BIG FEET.

305
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,067
WELL, YOU KNOW 
THEY SAY...

306
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,067
NO. WHAT?

307
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,834
FOR BIG FEET,

308
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,767
BIG BOOTS.

309
00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:15,200
WILD WEST SPIRITS, 
JOIN IN CAHOOTS.

310
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,801
AND GIVE COWBOY CURTIS 
A NEW PAIR OF BOOTS.

311
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:24,801
WOWEE!

312
00:16:24,868 --> 00:16:27,834
BOY, THESE 
ARE BEAUTIES.

313
00:16:27,901 --> 00:16:29,834
WHY THANK YOU, 
JAMBI.

314
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,033
YOU’RE WELCOME.

315
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,367
- HA HA. 
- HA HA.

316
00:16:34,434 --> 00:16:35,400
WILD.

317
00:16:35,467 --> 00:16:37,000
HA HA HA.

318
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,000
THAT’S CRAZY.

319
00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:39,400
WHAT’S SO 
FUNNY, YOU GUYS?

320
00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:41,467
WE WAS JUST REMINISCING

321
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,868
WHEN COWBOY CURTIS 
HAD A LESSON IN KISSING.

322
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:47,334
OH, HO. YOU MEAN 
THE TIME MISS YVONNE

323
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,934
ASKED ME OUT 
ON A DATE.

324
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,834
AND ME AND THE COWNTESS

325
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,834
HAD TO GIVE YOU 
A DATING LESSON.

326
00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:55,234
THAT’S ONE LESSON 
I’LL NEVER FORGET.

327
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,434
ME, NEITHER.

328
00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:59,567
MAN, THAT SCENE 
WAS REALLY GONE.

329
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:02,334
AND PEE-WEE ACTED 
LIKE MISS YVONNE.

330
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,200
CURTIS, I HAD 
A WONDERFUL IDEA.

331
00:17:08,267 --> 00:17:10,934
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, 
MISS YVONNE.

332
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,934
THANK YOU FOR CALLING.

333
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,334
NO. WAIT, CURTIS.

334
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,400
YOU HAVEN’T HEARD 
MY IDEA YET.

335
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,734
I’D LIKE TO GO OUT 
TO DINNER WITH YOU.

336
00:17:21,601 --> 00:17:25,167
YOU’RE ASKING ME 
OUT FOR A DATE, MISS YVONNE?

337
00:17:25,234 --> 00:17:27,400
WHY, YES, I AM.

338
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:29,000
WOWEE!

339
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:30,400
HA HA HA HA!

340
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,767
IF THAT 
DON’T BEAT ALL--

341
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,200
I MEAN, A WOMAN 
ASKING A MAN

342
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,200
OUT ON A DATE.

343
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:38,467
HOO, BOY!

344
00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:40,968
WELL, CURTIS, 
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

345
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:46,501
JUST A MINUTE, 
MISS YVONNE.

346
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,801
SHE ASKED ME 
OUT ON A DATE.

347
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,067
WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

348
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:53,834
SAY "YES."

349
00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:56,033
YES.

350
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:58,434
AH, GREAT. 
PICK ME UP AT 8:00.

351
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,200
I’LL BE 
THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

352
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:01,868
STANDING OUTSIDE 
IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.

353
00:18:01,934 --> 00:18:03,367
SEE YOU THEN.

354
00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:04,400
BYE.

355
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,734
BYE.

356
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:09,167
OHH...

357
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:13,734
OH, I SURE DO HAVE 
A BIG PROBLEM NOW, PEE-WEE.

358
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,501
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

359
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:18,400
I AIN’T NEVER BEEN OUT 
WITH A WOMAN

360
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:20,000
AS FANCY 
AS MISS YVONNE BEFORE.

361
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,467
I’M AFRAID I WON’T KNOW 
HOW TO ACT OR HOW TO BEHAVE.

362
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,400
YOO-HOO, PEE-WEE,

363
00:18:24,467 --> 00:18:26,133
I JUST STOPPED BY 
TO RETURN YOUR PERCOLATOR.

364
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,834
GOT A MOMENT 
TO CHEW THE CUD?

365
00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,100
NOT RIGHT NOW, 
COWNTESS.

366
00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:31,000
COWBOY CURTIS HAS 
A DATE WITH MISS YVONNE,

367
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,267
AND HE’S NERVOUS.

368
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:34,901
OOH, DATING DILEMMA-- 
MY SPECIALTY.

369
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:37,133
WHAT SEEMS TO BE 
THE PROBLEM, CURTIS?

370
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,567
WELL, I’M AFRAID I WON’T 
KNOW HOW TO ACT.

371
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:43,934
HMM, THAT PROBLEM SEEMS 
EASY ENOUGH TO SOLVE.

372
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
LET’S REVIEW THE DOs 
AND DON’Ts OF DATING.

373
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:48,934
PEE-WEE, 
YOU BE MISS YVONNE.

374
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,300
NO WAY. I’M NOT 
GONNA BE A GIRL.

375
00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,300
WELL, YOU WANT TO HELP 
YOUR FRIEND, DON’T YOU?

376
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,300
COME ON, PEE-WEE, 
YOU JUST GOT TO HELP ME.

377
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,300
PLEASE!

378
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:58,300
OK.

379
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:01,300
NOW, HAVE SOME FUN 
WITH IT.

380
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:04,300
ALL RIGHT, CURTIS, 
THE FIRST THING YOU DO

381
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,367
IS GREET YOUR DATE.

382
00:19:06,434 --> 00:19:09,000
HOWDY, POP!

383
00:19:09,067 --> 00:19:11,400
I MEAN, HOWDY-DO, 
MISS YVONNE.

384
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,334
HOW.

385
00:19:13,367 --> 00:19:14,901
GENTLY, LAD, 
GENTLY.

386
00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:17,534
NOW SAY 
SOMETHING NICE.

387
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:19,133
LIKE WHAT?

388
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,167
GIVE HER 
A COMPLIMENT.

389
00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:25,534
TELL HER HOW LOVELY 
SHE LOOKS.

390
00:19:25,601 --> 00:19:30,133
WELL, YOU SURE DO LOOK 
MIGHTY PRETTY, MISS YVONNE.

391
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,133
THANK YOU, 
CURTIS.

392
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,767
MOO-VELOUS!

393
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:35,000
DURING DINNER,

394
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,968
YOU’LL WANT TO ENGAGE 
A DATE IN CONVERSATION.

395
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:39,534
GO AHEAD, TRY IT.

396
00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:41,467
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING 
YOU LIKE.

397
00:19:46,234 --> 00:19:48,200
YOU KNOW, MISS YVONNE,

398
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:50,200
I LOVE THE OUTDOORS.

399
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:53,234
I MEAN, UH, 
RIDING THE RANGE,

400
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,834
CAMPING OUT AT NIGHT 
UNDER A STARRY SKY,

401
00:19:56,901 --> 00:20:00,067
HEARING THE OWLS HOOTING 
OFF IN THE DISTANCE,

402
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,434
AND THE COYOTES 
HOWLING AT THE MOON.

403
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,434
MMM!

404
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,801
THAT WAS LOVELY, 
CURTIS.

405
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:09,067
NOW GET YOUR DATE 
TO TALK ABOUT HERSELF.

406
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,334
WHAT DO YOU LIKE, 
MISS YVONNE?

407
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,334
WELL, I LIKE 
LIPSTICK,

408
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,501
HAIRSPRAY, 
PERFUME, DRESSES,

409
00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:23,601
AND FRILLY LITTLE 
LACY THINGS.

410
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,968
WELL, THAT BRINGS US TO 
THE END OF THE EVENING.

411
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:29,868
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 
AT YOUR DATE’S DOOR?

412
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:32,534
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME. 
MISS YVONNE,

413
00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:35,901
AND THANK YOU 
FOR INVITING ME.

414
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,434
YOU’RE WELCOME. I HAD 
A WONDERFUL TIME, TOO.

415
00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:41,434
CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN 
SOMETIME?

416
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:45,067
HMM. OK.

417
00:20:45,133 --> 00:20:48,367
PLEASE. WE’VE HAD 
SUCH A LOVELY TIME.

418
00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:51,934
LET’S NOT SPOIL IT.

419
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,267
OK, GAME’S OVER!

420
00:20:54,334 --> 00:20:55,434
THAT’S IT!

421
00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:57,300
WELL, YOU SEEM READY 
FOR YOUR DATE, CURTIS.

422
00:20:57,367 --> 00:20:58,434
JUST REMEMBER

423
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:01,968
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 
IS BE YOURSELF.

424
00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:04,100
YEE-HA!

425
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,100
THANK YOU, COWNTESS,

426
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,801
AND THANK YOU, 
PEE-WEE.

427
00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:11,000
YOU’RE WELCOME.

428
00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,534
WELL, COWBOY CURTIS,

429
00:21:12,601 --> 00:21:14,467
WILL YOU WALK ME 
TO THE DOOR?

430
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,601
WHY, CERTAINLY, 
MISS YVONNE.

431
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,467
I HAD A LOVELY TIME.

432
00:21:21,534 --> 00:21:23,067
SO DID I.

433
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,467
I’D LOVE TO 
DATE YOU AGAIN.

434
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,968
WELL, MAYBE.

435
00:21:28,901 --> 00:21:31,234
WELL, 
BYE-BYE NOW.

436
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,834
BYE-BYE NOW.

437
00:21:32,901 --> 00:21:34,400
WHOA!

438
00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:52,067
BYE-BYE, COWBOY CURTIS!

439
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,133
SEE YOU LATER, 
BUCKAROO!

440
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,868
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY. 
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

441
00:21:56,934 --> 00:22:00,567
SAME PEE-WEE TIME, 
SAME PEE-WEE CHANNEL.

442
00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:03,167
BY THE WAY, 
COWBOY CURTIS,

443
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,267
WHATEVER DID HAPPEN ON 
THAT DATE WITH MISS YVONNE?

444
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,234
UH...AHEM!

445
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,968
UH, GEE, PEE-WEE,

446
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:15,868
I--I GUESS 
I DON’T REMEMBER.

447
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,567
- AAH! 
- AAH!

448
00:22:27,968 --> 00:22:29,634
AAH!