AAH!
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HA HA.
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN AND
PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SO EXCITED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE
WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S
FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ♪
♪ THE PICTURE PHONE
IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪
♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS
IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE
IS PROUD TO PRESENT
SINGING SENSATION
BILLY BALONEY!
YAY!
YEAH!
YAY!
YAY! YAY!
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
LOVE YOU, BABE.
HERE'S ONE OF
MY FAVORITES,
AND I HOPE YOU
LIKE IT, TOO.
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW
YOUR BOAT ♪
♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪
SIGH! SIGH!
SIGH!
♪ MERRILY, MERRILY,
MERRILY, MERRILY ♪
♪ LIFE IS BUT A... ♪
♪ D-D-D-D-DREAM ♪♪
YAY!
WOO!
YEAH!
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU,
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU!
THAT WAS REALLY
SWELL, BILLY.
I THINK I'LL ENJOY
A NICE, COLD GLASS
OF LEMONADE
WHILE BILLY
SINGS SOME MORE.
[GARGLING ROW, ROW,
ROW YOUR BOAT]
THAT WAS GREAT,
BILLY!
YEAH!
YAY!
THANK YOU!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
THANK YOU!
WOW.
ALL RIGHT.
HEY, P-MAN, YOU
OUGHT TO KNOW...
WE REALLY DUG
THAT CRAZY SHOW.
BUT LET ME ASK YOU,
IF I MAY,
WHAT'S THE SECRET WORD
TODAY?
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
HEY, I KNOW WHAT!
LET'S ASK CONKY,
MY COOL ROBOT.
I LOVE TO TALK
IN RHYME.
I DO IT
ALL THE TIME!
I'M A POET
AND DON'T KNOW IT.
CONKY 2000,
READY TO ASSIST
YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS...
"GRRRRR."
HUH?
OH, WELL. YOU ALL
REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE
SAYS THE SECRET WORD--
AND I KNOW I SAY
THIS ONE A LOT--
SCREAM REAL LOUD.
READY? LET'S
TRY HER OUT.
OH, CHAIRRY, WHAT DOES
A BEAR DO IN THE WOODS?
GRRRRR?
[All SCREAM]
PEE-WEE?
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
LET ME
TRY IT AGAIN.
MMM. THIS IS
MUCH MORE LIKE IT.
TODAY'S REAL
SECRET WORD IS...
"GREAT."
I'M SURE WE'RE
GONNA HEAR THIS ONE
A LOT MORE THAN WE WOULD HAVE
HEARD THE OTHER ONE.
LET'S TAKE HER
FOR A TEST DRIVE. READY?
GOOD MORNING,
FLOWERS.
HOW DID YOU LIKE
THE BILLY BALONEY SHOW?
OH, PEE-WEE,
IT WAS GREAT!
[ALL SCREAM]
PEE-WEE?
WHAT IS IT,
CONKY?
I DON'T FEEL
SO GREAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
NO, REALLY, PEE-WEE,
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
I DON'T FEEL
VERY WELL.
CONKY, ARE YOU OK?
POOR CONKY.
MAYBE HE'S JUST
A LITTLE RUNDOWN.
THAT HAPPENS
TO ME SOMETIMES.
I DON'T THINK SO,
CLOCKEY.
I JUST
CHARGED HIM UP.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GIVE HIM
SOME CHICKEN SOUP.
HOW ABOUT
SOME FRESH AIR?
I THINK HE SHOULD SIT
DOWN AND REST.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM
A DRINK OF WATER?
IT ALWAYS WORKS
FOR US.
HA HA HA!
THANKS, EVERYBODY,
BUT I DON'T THINK
THOSE REMEDIES
ARE RIGHT FOR ME.
DON'T WORRY, CONKY.
WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOME WAY
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
HAH! HAH!
HA HA HA!
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, MRS. RENE.
PEE-WEE, I'VE BEEN HAVING
SOME ARITHMETIC PROBLEMS,
AND I WAS WONDERING
IF COULD CONKY HELP ME
CALCULATE SOMETHING?
GEE, I DON'T KNOW,
MRS. RENE.
CONKY'S NOT FEELING
VERY WELL TODAY.
OHH!
LET ME HAVE A LOOK.
I'M VERY MECHANICAL,
YOU KNOW?
WHY, JUST THIS
MORNING,
I CHANGED A LIGHT
BULB ALL BY MYSELF.
CONKY, WOULD YOU
TURN AROUND
FOR MRS. RENE,
PLEASE?
THAT-A-BOY.
ALL RIGHT, CONKY,
DON'T WORRY.
THIS WON'T HURT
A BIT.
OK, SEE--
OUCH!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
OH! I BROKE A NAIL.
I SEE THE PROBLEM
RIGHT HERE.
WE'LL TAKE
THE BLUE WIRE--
NO, MAYBE IT'S
THE RED ONE...
MRS. RENE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
I THINK.
OH! I'M GOING TO
BE LATE
FOR MY KARATE
LESSON.
WELL, GOOD-BYE,
PEE-WEE.
GOOD-BYE, CONKY.
I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER.
HAH! HAH!
CONKY!
THE PLAYHOUSE WON'T BE
THE SAME WITHOUT CONKY.
THE PLAYHOUSE
WON'T BE THE SAME?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
NO MORE
SECRET WORDS.
GEE, I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO THINK
ABOUT A PLAYHOUSE
WITHOUT SECRET WORDS.
CONKY, I'D LIKE
TO HELP YOU,
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
PEE-WEE,
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
IN THE CONKY
OWNER'S MANUAL.
MMM. WHERE'D I PUT IT?
LET'S SEE. IF I WERE
A CONKY OWNER'S MANUAL,
WHERE WOULD I BE?
I KNOW! THE BATHROOM!
I FOUND IT!
"LOCATE
THE PRONAMBULATOR
AS SHOWN IN
FIGURE A."
FIGURE "A."
"ATTACH
THE GREEN WIRE
"TO THE BLUE WIRE.
TIGHTEN."
UH-HUH.
"CAREFULLY DETACH
THE COMPULATION DEVICE."
AAH!
OK.
I SAID CAREFULLY!
"ROTATE THE KNOB
CLOCKWISE."
SURE THIS
DOESN'T HURT, CONKY?
NO, PEE-WEE. THE GOOD THING
ABOUT BEING A ROBOT IS
THAT I DON'T FEEL PAIN.
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
ONE ADVANTAGE TO BEING A
ROBOT.
OK, WHAT'S NEXT,
GLOBEY?
"NEXT, DISCONNECT
THE TRANSFUBULATOR
FROM THE DIGITAL
ELECTRO-EXOMETER."
HOW'S IT GOING, PEE-WEE?
UH, JUST FINE...
UH, GREAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK TOGETHER
IN NO TIME.
YEAH. IN NO TIME.
I HOPE.
PRESENTING...
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY
THE KING OF CARTOONS.
YAY!
HI, YOUR MAJESTY.
GOOD MORNING,
PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING...CONKY.
GOOD MORNING,
YOUR MAJESTY.
WHY, CONKY, UH...
YOU'RE BESIDE YOURSELF.
YOU DON'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW HOW TO FIX
A CONKY 2000, DO YOU?
WHY, OF COURSE I DO.
MAY I SEE THE OWNER'S
MANUAL, PLEASE?
THANK YOU.
[HUMS]
THERE IT IS,
ON THE LAST PAGE.
WHAT?
THE TELEPHONE NUMBER
OF YOUR AUTHORIZED
CONKY REPAIRMAN.
AUTHORIZED
CONKY REPAIRMAN?
WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THAT?
HEY, KING,
WHILE I CALL
THE AUTHORIZED
CONKY REPAIRMAN,
WHY DON'T YOU
SHOW THE CARTOON?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T I?
LET THE CARTOON...
BEGIN.
[TWEET]
HA HA HA!
[WOOF WOOF]
HEY!
AIN'T THAT CUTE?
♪ LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪♪
PEE-WEE,
SOMEONE'S COMING.
I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT.
HI. IS THIS
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE?
YEAH. ARE YOU
THE CONKY REPAIRMAN?
I'M YOUR AUTHORIZED
CONKY REPAIRMAN.
OOH, AUTHORIZED!
COME ON IN.
OH, PEE-WEE HERMAN.
JOHNNY WILSON.
THIS PLACE
IS GREAT.
[ALL SCREAM]
WELL, I SEE
THE SECRET WORD IS WORKING.
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
WELL, JOHNNY...
CONKY'S RIGHT HERE,
AND OVER HERE,
AND OVER HERE.
AND DON'T FORGET...
OVER HERE, TOO.
CONKY'S KIND OF ALL OVER
THE PLACE, ISN'T HE?
HA HA HA!
LET'S SEE HERE.
I HOPE YOU CAN
FIX HIM
'CAUSE WE REALLY NEED HIM
AROUND THE PLAYHOUSE.
WELL, PEE-WEE,
I THINK WE THAT CAN HAVE
CONKY READY IN ABOUT NO TIME.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
YOU'RE EXCUSED.
AM I
IN YOUR WAY?
YEAH.
OH!
SORRY.
OH.
UH, PEE-WEE?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO AND PLAY?
OH, OK.
CAN I PLAY
WITH YOUR DRILL?
NO. THAT'S ONLY FOR
AUTHORIZED CONKY REPAIRMEN.
OK. ALL RIGHT.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T
NEED ME?
I'M POSITIVE.
OK.
OH...
[PANTING]
YOU POSITIVE
YOU'RE POSITIVE?
I'M POSITIVE.
OK.
CAN I LEND YOU
A HAND?
SERIOUSLY, JOHNNY,
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU CAN GET ME, PEE-WEE?
WHAT?
EL HOMBRE.
DONDE HAY MAL,
DONDE HAY MALICIO,
DONDE HAY PELIGRO,
BUSQUEN, PREGUNTEN,
LLAMEN POR...
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD--
iEL HOMBRE!
AMIGO DE TODOS.
iEL HOMBRE SUPERHEROE!
NO SE, AMIGO.
ESTE HIELO NO ME PARECE
BIEN PARA PATINAR.
CHICO, QUE RACES--
PATINAR O VAS HABLAR?
SI. QUE ES
NO QUE ERES.
VAMOS A COSINAR.
YO TE VOY ENSEñAR.
AYUDAME! AYUDAME!
AAH!
iMIRA, MIRA!
iEL HOMBRE!
PATINANDO
EN UNA AREA RESTRICTA
CUANDO DICE "NO ENTRAR.
HIELO PELIGROSO" NO ES BUENO.
AGUARDATE.
EL QUE TE DIGA DE HACER MAL,
NO ES TU AMIGO.
PERO SI NO SON
MIS AMIGOS, QUE SON?
PARADOS POR EL HOMBRE!
NO ME GUSTA
A TUS PROBLEMAS.
Y AHI BAMOS.
PEE-WEE, I MISS
PLAYING WITH CONKY.
ME, TOO.
SO DO I,
THAT'S WHY I'M
GOING TO MAKE HIM
A GET-WELL CARD.
IT'S EASY! YOU CAN
MAKE ONE AT HOME, TOO.
ALL YOU NEED IS
CONSTRUCTION PAPER,
CRAYONS, AND A LITTLE
BIT OF IMAGINATION.
FIRST, YOU TAKE A PIECE
OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER--
ANY COLOR WILL DO--
AND YOU FOLD IT
IN HALF LIKE THIS.
NEXT, YOU WRITE
ON THE FRONT...
"GET WELL...
SOON."
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SPELL IT,
ASK SOMEONE WHO DOES.
NEXT,
YOU TAKE YOUR CRAYONS
AND DRAW A PICTURE ON
THE FRONT OF THE CARD.
IT SHOULD BE
A HAPPY PICTURE
BECAUSE YOU WANT
YOUR FRIEND
TO FEEL BETTER.
I'M DRAWING THE SUN
AND FLOWERS,
BUT YOU CAN DRAW
ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT.
AH-CHOO!
NOW, ONCE YOU FINISH THE
FRONT, YOU OPEN IT UP
AND WRITE SOMETHING
REALLY NICE INSIDE LIKE...
"I MISS YOU."
"YOUR PAL...
PEE-WEE."
OH--YOU WRITE
YOUR NAME, NOT MINE.
AND VOILA!
YOUR CARD IS FINISHED.
YOU CAN SEND IT,
OR IF IT'S OK TO VISIT,
WHY NOT
DROP IT OFF IN PERSON?
HEY, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN,
I THINK
I'LL MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
HERE COMES
MISS YVONNE.
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
GOOD MORNING,
MISS YVONNE.
OH, CONKY,
ARE YOU OK?
WELL, I'M FEELING
KIND OF LIGHTHEADED.
HI.
I'M ALMOST FINISHED
HERE, CONKY.
WELL, WHO IS THIS?
JOHNNY WILSON,
AUTHORIZED CONKY REPAIRMAN
AT YOUR SERVICE,
MISS...
YVONNE.
I JUST HAVE
A FEW MORE SWITCHES
TO TIGHTEN UP HERE.
MY WRENCH.
WHERE'S MY--
IS THAT A WRENCH
IN YOUR POCKET?
THAT'S A WRENCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MISS...
YVONNE!
YVONNE.
OK.
THERE WE GO.
PEE-WEE,
WE'RE READY!
OH, BOY!
YAY!
HOW DO YOU FEEL,
CONKY?
GREAT!
[ALL SCREAM]
WHAT WAS WRONG
WITH CONKY, JOHNNY?
NOTHING SERIOUS.
HE JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE TUNE-UP.
YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE,
WHEN IT COMES TO FIXING
MECHANICAL THINGS
AROUND THE HOUSE,
IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO USE
A QUALIFIED REPAIRMAN.
HE HAS
THE RIGHT TOOLS,
AND HE KNOWS
HOW TO USE THEM.
JOHNNY, WOULD YOU MIND
SWINGING BY MY HOUSE?
I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING
THERE THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED.
AND IF NOT, WE COULD
BREAK SOMETHING.
I'D BE GLAD TO,
MISS...
YVONNE!
WELL, LET'S GO.
BYE, PEE-WEE.
BYE! THANKS, JOHNNY.
BYE, MISS YVONNE.
BYE!
WELCOME BACK, CONKY.
BOY, I SURE AM GLAD
CONKY'S WORKING AGAIN.
WHEN MY FRIENDS
FEEL GOOD,
I FEEL GREAT!
[ALL SCREAM]
OH!