[SCOOTER PUTT-PUTTING]
[DUCKS QUACKING]
AAH!
[CHEWING]
[MONKEYS CHITTERING]
[RATTLING]
[CLICKING]
[RATTLING]
[BELLOWING]
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
[PTERRI SQUAWKS]
HEH HEH!
[CROW CAWS]
[OWL HOOTING]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME IN ♪
♪ AND PULL
YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY
RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM
PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ YOU GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO'LL
GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN',
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN',
CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND
OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
HELLO!
HEH HEH.
OOH. HMM-HMM!
OH!
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I'M GOING TO PLAY
WITH MY NEW TOY.
HEH HEH!
OOH!
HEH HEH. CLOSE!
WHOO!
MMM... UGH!
I DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY
WITH THIS CRUMMY TOY, ANYWAY.
HEY, LET'S GO SEE WHAT TODAY'S
SECRET WORD IS! HMM-HMM!
[HUMMING]
OOH!
MM-OH!
MM-OH! HEH HEH.
OOH!
[HUMMING]
[SPINDLE WHIRRING]
WHOOP!
HEH HEH!
[CONKY POWERING UP]
C-CONKY 2000
READY TO A-ASSIST,
YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
WILL YOU TELL ME
TODAY'S SECRET WORD?
[TICKER CLATTERS]
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "AROUND."
OOH!
HEH HEH HEH!
NOW, YOU ALL
REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR THE REST
OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REALLY LOUD!
READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
HEY, GLOBEY, WOULD YOU
TELL ME WHERE CHINA IS?
SURE, PEE-WEE.
LET ME JUST
TURN AROUND.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING]
HEY, ANTS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[ANTS ALL CHEERING]
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
P-PEE-WEE,
LET-LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT ONE-ONE OF
MY FAMILY ALBUMS.
OKAY?
♪♪ [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
THIS-THIS HANDSOME
MM-1200
IS MY FATHER
ON HIS WAY TO WORK.
HERE-HERE'S
MY SISTER KC-200 JR.
SHE-SHE'S ALWAYS
GETTING INTO TROU-TROUBLE.
HERE SHE IS
TRA-TRAMPLING
THROUGH GRANDMA'S
VEGETABLE GARDEN.
TH-THIS IS
MY GRANDFATHER.
HE-HE'S A REAL SPORT.
HERE-HERE HE IS
GIVING MR-MR. THORN
A RIDE AROUND
THE L-LIVING ROOM.
HERE-HERE'S
MY G-GRANDMOTHER
KNITTING
A SCARF FOR KC JR.
A-AND THIS IS MY MOTHER
PUTTING THE F-FINAL TOUCHES
ON ANOTHER B-BATCH
OF HOMEMADE COOKIES.
MMM!
AND LET'S NOT FORGET- FORGET OUR
DOG, CORKY.
HERE HE IS SP-SPORTING
A NEW S-SET OF WHEELS.
GROOVY.
HERE COMES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN IN PUPPETLAND.
HI, PEE-WEE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
MISS YVONNE?
[SIGHS]
OH, NOTHING.
WELL, THEN WHY THE LONG FACE
AND THE, UH, LONG COAT?
I SPILLED A LITTLE BIT
OF MY LUNCH ON MYSELF.
OH, JUST A LITTLE?
ACTUALLY,
THE ENTIRE SMORGASBORD.
I'M ON MY WAY
TO THE LAUNDERETTE.
DO YOU NEED
ANYTHING CLEANED?
OH, HOW THOUGHTFUL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF SUITS
THAT COULD USE
SOME CLEANING. HEH HEH.
OKAY.
WAIT RIGHT HERE. HEH HEH.
[STUFF CLATTERING]
[PEE-WEE YELLING]
PEE-WEE,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
MY SUITS,
THEY'RE-THEY'RE GONE!
WELL, WHERE
COULD THEY BE?
UH, I DON'T KNOW!
IT'S A MYSTERY!
♪♪ [HAUNTING ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
OH, PEE-WEE,
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR SUITS.
I'M SURE
THEY'LL TURN UP.
OH.
[GIGGLING]
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO TRY ONE OF THESE.
[GIGGLES]
WELL, I'LL SEE
YOU AROUND.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
HA HA HA HA!
[GROWLING]
HEY, PEE-WEE,
NOW IT'S TIME FOR A CARTOON.
♪ WHERE THE HONEYSUCKLE
VINE ♪
♪ WHERE
THE HONEYSUCKLE VINE ♪
♪ TWINES ITSELF
AROUND THE DOOR ♪
♪ A SWEETHEART MINE ♪
♪ SWEETHEART MINE ♪
♪ IS WAITING
PATIENTLY FOR ME ♪
♪ SO PLEASE
COME BACK TO... ♪
THE TYPICAL
AMERICAN FARM
PRESENTS MANY
INTERESTING SIGHTS.
THIS SHOW HORSE
IS THE PRIDE OF THE FARM...
[HORSE WHINNIES]
... AND THE WINNER
OF MANY BLUE RIBBONS.
HE IS TRAINED
TO PERFORM IN EVERY GAIT.
FIRST LET'S SEE
YOU DO A TROT.
♪♪ ["THE OLD GRAY MARE" PLAYING]
NOW THE GALLOP.
♪♪ ["WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE"
PLAYING]
THAT'S FINE.
NOW DO A CANTOR.
♪ I'M HAPPY ABOUT
THE WHOLE THING ♪
♪ THE WAY THAT YOU WALK,
THE WAY THAT YOU TALK-♪
HEY, HEY...
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT.
HERE WE FIND
THE FARMER'S FAITHFUL, OLD
WATCHDOG.
THOUGH HE IS NO LONGER VERY
ACTIVE...
[YAWNING]
... HE STILL DOES A FEW
LITTLE, ODD JOBS AROUND THE
HOUSE.
ONE OF HIS CHORES
IS TO FETCH THE NEWSPAPER.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
OH, THERE'S
THE PAPER NOW.
[BARKING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[CHUCKLING]
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE
WHAT HAPPENED TO DICK TRACY.
HERE IS A GROUP
OF CUTE, LITTLE PIGGIES
PLAYING IN THE MU-
WELL, WHAT ARE THEY
UP TO?
THEY SEEM FASCINATED
BY THAT CLOCK.
OH, WELL.
HERE IS ONE
OF THE STRANGEST FRIENDSHIPS
THAT HAS EVER
BEEN KNOWN.
NATURAL ENEMIES,
YET LIVING
TOGETHER AS FRIENDS,
A CAT
AND A MOUSE.
TELL ME,
IS IT TRUE THAT THE CAT
TAKES GOOD CARE OF YOU?
[MOUSE SQUEAKING]
AND KEEPS YOU
NICE AND WARM?
[MOUSE SQUEAKING]
WELL, THAT'S TRULY
A FRIENDSHIP.
NOW, BEFORE
WE LEAVE YOU,
IS THERE ANYTHING
THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY
TO YOUR FRIENDS
IN THE AUDIENCE?
[MOUSE SQUEAKING]
GET ME
OUTTA HERE!
[CAT SHRIEKING]
MEOW!
AND SO, AS THE DAY
DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
AND THE SUN SINKS SLOWLY
IN THE WEST,
WE RELUCTANTLY TAKE OUR LEAVE
OF THE FARM.
WELL, THE PIGGIES AGAIN.
ARE THEY GOING TO
STAY THERE ALL NIGHT?
WHAT IN THE WORLD
CAN THE ATTRACTION BE?
[ALARM CLOCK RINGING]
DINNER TIME!
[SQUEALING, SNORTING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[PIGLETS SUCKLING]
OH, DEAR,
EVERY DAY
IT'S THE SAME THING.
TODAY FOR SNACK TIME
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE CORN FLAKES.
MMM! HA HA!
NOW, FIRST WE NEED
SOME CORN FLAKES.
OOP! HEH HEH.
DUH!
NEXT WE NEED SOME MILK
TO SOFTEN THEM UP. HMM-HMM!
[FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING]
[PEE-WEE HUMMING]
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
WHOA! HEH HEH.
HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!
[VEGETABLES CLAMORING]
HA HA.
NOW WE NEED
A BOWL AND SPOON. OOP!
THAT'S FUNNY.
I ALWAYS KEEP
MY BOWL AND SPOON RIGHT HERE.
WHERE'S MY
CEREAL BOWL AND SPOON?!
THEY SEEM
TO BE GONE!
WHERE ARE THEY?
IT'S A MYSTERY!
♪♪ [HAUNTING ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
EL HOMBRE.
DONDE HAY MAL,
DONDE HAY MALICIO,
DONDE HAY PELIGRO BUSQUEN...
[SCREAMING]
... PREGUNTEN,
LLAMEN POR
EL HOMBRE!
HEROE DE LA JUVENTUD.
EL HOMBRE!
AMIGO DE TODOS.
[BABY SCREAMING]
EL HOMBRE SUPER HEROE!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
PARA.
PON ESO PARA ATRAS.
DEJAME ENSEÑARTE ADONDE
EL ROBO TE PUEDE LLEVAR.
[SOBBING]
♪♪ [HARMONICA PLAYING]
DEBI ESCUCHARTE, EL HOMBRE.
ESTO ES LO QUE PUEDE PASAR
CUANDO COGES LAS COSAS
QUE NO TE PERTENECEN.
GRACIAS, EL HOMBRE.
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
PEE-WEE?
NOTHING.
YOU DON'T
SOUND HAPPY.
WOULD YOU SOUND HAPPY
IF YOUR SUIT, YOUR CEREAL BOWL,
AND YOUR BEST SPOON
WERE MISSING?
NO, I WOULDN'T.
MAYBE I COULD LOOK FOR
YOUR STUFF WHILE I FLY AROUND.
[EVERYBODY SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
HEY, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA, PTERRI.
I COULD GIVE YOU
PICTURES OF MY STUFF,
AND YOU COULD
RECOGNIZE IT.
GREAT, PEE-WEE.
I'LL GET MY PHOTO ALBUM
FROM ITS SECRET HIDING PLACE.
UNDER YOUR BED?
RIGHT. HEH HEH!
[SNAPPING]
OW! HA HA!
WELL, DO YOU
SEE IT?
HMM.
THAT'S FUNNY.
I'M POSITIVE I PUT
MY PHOTO ALBUM UNDER THE BED,
AND NOW
IT'S MISSING!
MY PHOTO ALBUM
IS MISSING!
[ALL]
OH, NO!
FIRST MY SUITS
ARE MISSING,
THEN MY SPECIAL CEREAL BOWL
AND SPOON ARE MISSING.
NOW MY PHOTO ALBUM
IS MISSING!
THIS IS THE WEIRDEST DAY
I'VE EVER HAD.
WHY ARE ALL YOUR FAVORITE THINGS
DISAPPEARING, PEE-WEE?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A MYSTERY!
[SNORING]
I SAID
IT'S A MYSTERY!
[SNORING]
MYSTERY!
♪♪ [HAUNTING ORGAN PLAYS]
THANK GOODNESS
WE STILL HAVE OUR PENNY CARTOON.
HELLO,
MY NAME IS PENNY.
OH, I HATE THE FOOD
THAT MY DAD COOKS,
LIKE FISH...
ZUCCHINI...
STRING BEANS...
BROCCOLI...
CAULIFLOWER.
I JUST MAKE
MYSELF EAT IT.
AND THEN WHEN MY DAD'S
NOT LOOKING, IN THE OTHER ROOM,
I MOVE INTO HIS SEAT,
I PUT SOME OF MINE
ON HIS PLATE.
BUT I WISH HE WOULD COOK
KOREAN FOOD.
I LOVE KOREAN FOOD.
THESE KOREAN GIRLS
ARE AT MY SCHOOL,
AND THEY TAUGHT ME
WHAT TO EAT
AND HOW TO USE
CHOPSTICKS.
THEY THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING,
WHICH THEY DO.
[BOTH GIGGLING]
TIME TO PLAY
WITH ME, PEE-WEE.
OKAY,
MAGIC SCREEN.
♪ CONNECT THE DOTS ♪
♪ LA LA LA
LA LA ♪
♪ CONNECT THE... DOT ♪♪
CONNECT THE DOT?
AAH! AAH!
[GRUMBLING]
WHAT'S WRONG,
PEE-WEE?
OH, ALL MY DOTS
ARE GONE, CHAIRRY.
YOU CAN'T CONNECT
ONE DOT.
MAYBE YOU
MISPLACED THEM.
LOOK AROUND.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
I DIDN'T
MISPLACE THEM.
I ALWAYS KEEP
THEM IN MY POCKETS.
LOOK, NO DOTS. MM.
WHERE DID THEY GO?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S A MYSTERY.
♪♪ [HAUNTING ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS]
THAT DOES IT!
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!
THEY CAN TAKE THE SUIT
OFF YOUR BACK,
THEY CAN TAKE YOUR SPECIAL
CEREAL BOWL AND SPOON...
[OOHING]
... THEY CAN EVEN TAKE YOUR
ALBUM OF PHOTO MEMORIES...
... BUT WHEN THEY MESS
WITH YOUR DOTS,
THEY GO TOO FAR.
♪♪ [THEME FROM "PSYCHO" PLAYS]
I GUESS YOU'RE ALL WONDERING
WHY I ASKED YOU HERE TODAY.
NO.
UH-UH.
WE'RE HERE EVERY DAY.
ACTUALLY,
I WAS WONDERING.
I ASK YOU HERE
TODAY SO THAT I COULD SOLVE
THE MYSTERY
OF MY MISSING ITEMS.
CHANDELIER.
HOW CAN I HELP,
PEE-WEE?
CAN YOU SHED SOME LIGHT
ON THE PROBLEM?
HOW IS THIS?
MM, IT'S BRIGHTER.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH,
CHANDELIER!
THANK YOU.
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
MISS YVONNE?
[GASPS]
WHAT ABOUT ME?
I'LL ASK
THE QUESTIONS.
PERHAPS YOU BORROWED
MY CEREAL BOWL,
BROKE IT, AND THEN WERE TOO
EMBARRASSED TO TELL ME,
SO YOU THREW
IT AWAY.
BUT, PEE-WEE,
I DON'T EAT CEREAL
FOR BREAKFAST.
I PREFER POACHED EGGS
ON TOAST POINTS.
HMM, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU TOOK IT, ANYWAY.
BUT WHAT ABOUT
YOU, PTERRI?!
ME?
YES, A PREHISTORIC BIRD
LIKE YOU
NEEDS A CHANGE OF CLOTHES
ONCE IN A WHILE.
MAYBE YOU PLUCKED MY SUITS
OUT OF MY CLOSET.
OH, NO, PEE-WEE,
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
HMM, I KNEW
YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
BUT, YOU, CHAIRRY...
BEEN A WHILE
SINCE YOU BEEN REUPHOLSTERED.
PERHAPS YOU WERE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING IN A NICE
CONNECT-THE-DOTS
PATTERN.
PEE-WEE, YOU KNOW
I WOULDN'T WEAR DOTS.
THEY MAKE ME
LOOK HEAVY.
I KNEW THAT.
AND WHAT OF YOU,
CHICKY BABY?
YOU LOVE LOOKING
IN MY PHOTO ALBUM.
SEEN IT AROUND?
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
SORRY, BABY.
WELL, IF NONE OF YOU
TOOK MY STUFF,
THEN THERE'S ONLY
ONE SOLUTION.
ONLY ONE
SUSPECT LEFT.
WHO'S THAT,
PEE-WEE?
ME!
I DID IT.
I DID IT,
AND I DON'T REMEMBER DOING IT.
I MUST BE
GOING CRAZY!
I-I MUST BE
GOING CRAZY.
I MUST BE GOING CRAZY!
I MUST BE
GOING CRAZY!
I MUST BE GOING CRAZY!
I MUST BE
GOING CRAZY!
I MUST BE--
HOLD IT!
WHO ARE YOU?
UH, UH, NOBODY!
HOLD IT, NOBODY.
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
THAT'S MY CEREAL BOWL,
THAT'S MY CEREAL SPOON,
THIS IS
MY PHOTO ALBUM,
AND YOU'RE
WEARING MY SUIT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL MY STUFF?
PUTTING IT BACK.
BYE!
HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
[GASPS]
POLICE! POLICE!
OH, PLEASE, MR. PEE-WEE, PLEASE.
POLICE!
YOU'LL GET THE CHAIR
FOR THIS.
OH...
GOTCHA!
POLICE! POLICE!
BUT-BUT, MR. PEE-WEE,
I JUST-I JUST--
TELL IT TO
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY.
POLICE! POLICE!
POLICE!
JUST A MOMENT,
PEE-WEE.
HI.
WHY DID YOU TAKE
PEE-WEE'S THINGS?
WELL, I'M NEW
TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND I DON'T
HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
[ALL]
OH.
I SAW HOW MANY
WONDERFUL PEOPLE
COME TO VISIT YOU
ALL THE TIME,
SO I FIGURED I COULD HAVE
LOTS OF FRIENDS, TOO,
IF I TRIED TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU.
♪♪ [PLAYING SAD SONG]
[MOCK SOBBING]
BUT I FELT
REAL BAD,
SO I WAS TRYING TO SNEAK
THIS STUFF BACK IN
BEFORE YOU FOUND OUT
ABOUT IT.
FASCINATING STORY.
PLEASE SEND ME A LETTER
ALL ABOUT FROM JAIL!
HA HA!
JUST A MOMENT, PEE-WEE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND
TO BE SOMEONE ELSE
TO MAKE FRIENDS.
I DON'T?
NO.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BE
IS YOURSELF.
WHICH BRINGS US TO
ANOTHER QUESTION: WHO ARE YOU?!
MY NAME IS BUSBY.
[ALL]
HI, BUSBY!
HI, EVERYBODY.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
CAN BUSBY BE OUR FRIEND?
OKAY.
[EVERYONE CHEERING]
OH, THANK YOU.
HERE'S YOUR STUFF
BACK, PEE-WEE.
THANKS, BUSBY.
OH, BETTER GIVE YOU
THIS, TOO.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
KEEP IT.
THANK YOU!
TILL YOU GET IT CLEANED.
HMM-HMM!
WELL, FINALLY THE MYSTERY
HAS BEEN SOLVED!
♪♪ [UPBEAT ORGAN PLAYS]
BYE, BUSBY.
BYE-BYE,
EVERYBODY.
[ALL]
BYE, PEE-WEE.
HMM-HMM!
SEE YOU AROUND!
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
HA HA HA HA HA!
BY THE WAY,
WHO ARE YOU?
IT'S A MYSTERY!
♪♪ [HAUNTING ORGAN PLAYS]
AAH!