AHH!
(ROOSTER CROWS)
(CHUCKLES)
(OWL HOOTS)
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AHH!
♪ COME ON IN,
AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA, HA, HA, HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SO EXCITED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
ARR!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMIN' FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE
WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA, HA, HA.
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S
FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ♪
♪ THE PICTUREPHONE
IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪
♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE ♪
♪ AND YOU'LL SEE
WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW, WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
HA, HA, HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA!
OH, GOOD MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
MOO-HOO, PEE-WEE!
AHH!
OH, IT'S YOU, COWNTESS.
UH, WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
MM, PERFECT TIMING.
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO GO ASK CONKY.
(CHUCKLES)
CONKY 2-- 2-- 2000, READY
TO ASSIST YOU, P-- PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
THE COWNTESS AND I
WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
WHAT TODAY'S
SECRET WORD IS.
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "HOW."
NOW, YOU ALL
REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY? LET'S TRY IT.
(CHUCKLES)
OH, COWNTESS.
YES, PEE-WEE?
DO YOU KNOW
THE PROPER WAY
TO MAKE ICE CREAM?
WELL, I'M A COW.
OF COURSE
I KNOW HOW.
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL LAUGH)
WELL, WOULD YOU
SHOW ME HOW?
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL LAUGH)
I WILL.
WELL, GO AHEAD,
MAGIC SCREEN!
(NARRATOR)
EVERYONE LOVES ICE CREAM,
ONE OF AMERICA'S
FAVORITE DELICACIES.
LET'S TAKE
A TRIP TO FIND OUT
JUST HOW ICE CREAM
IS MADE.
IT BEGINS WITH MILK,
AND WE ALL KNOW THAT MILK
COMES FROM COWS.
LET'S LOOK IN
ON MR. DAIRY FARMER
GETTING READY TO MILK
THE COWS.
AN AUTOMATIC
MILKING MACHINE
IS ATTACHED TO THE COW,
ALLOWING THE MILK TO TRAVEL
TO A STORAGE TANK.
♪♪
NEXT, SUGAR, EGG YOLKS,
WHIPPING CREAM, FLAVORING,
AND FRUIT
ARE MIXED INTO THE MILK.
THEN, IT'S READY
TO BE MADE
INTO DELICIOUS
ICE CREAM CUPS...
CONES...
AND BARS.
MM, LOOKS GOOD,
DOESN'T IT?
THE FINAL STEP IS
TO PACKAGE THE ICE CREAM
AND SEND IT OFF
TO THE STORES
SO EVERYONE
CAN ENJOY IT.
HEY, SAVE SOME FOR ME!
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM,
WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM.
AND HOW.
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL LAUGH)
SO LONG, PEE-WEE.
BYE-BYE, COWNTESS!
HM, LET'S GO LOOK
THROUGH MY MICROSCOPE.
♪♪
A MICROSCOPE LETS YOU
LOOK AT THINGS
THAT YOU CAN'T SEE
WITH THE NAKED EYE.
AHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
MY EYES ARE NAKED!
(LAUGHS)
I'M LOOKING AT A TINY DROP
OF WATER
THAT I GOT
OUT OF THE FISHTANK.
I THOUGHT IT FELT
DRIER IN HERE.
(BOTH)
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
(HONKING, SOUNDS OF TRAFFIC)
WOW.
OOH.
(CHUCKLES)
(HORNS HONK)
GOSH, I NEVER KNEW THERE
WAS SO MUCH GOING ON
INSIDE A DROP OF WATER!
(CHUCKLES)
GLOBEY, WHAT ARE YOU READING?
THE NEWSPAPER.
YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE,
A NEWSPAPER IS A GREAT WAY
TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S HAPPENING.
WHAT DOES IT SAY
ABOUT ME?
WHAT DOES
IT SAY ABOUT ME?
WHAT ABOUT ME?
SORRY, EVERYBODY.
THERE'S NOTHING IN IT
ABOUT THE PLAYHOUSE.
THAT GIVES ME
A GREAT IDEA, GLOBEY.
WHY DON'T WE START
A PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER?
AND EVERYONE HERE COULD
HELP WRITE STORIES.
(BOTH)
YEAH.
PEE-WEE, A PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER
SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
IF YOU ASK ME,
A NEWSPAPER
SOUNDS LIKE A DUMB IDEA.
IT ISN'T
A DUMB IDEA, RANDY.
A NEWSPAPER FOR THE PLAYHOUSE
WILL LET US ALL KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE CAN STAY
INFORMED, EXCHANGE IDEAS.
THE ONLY THING A NEWSPAPER
IS GOOD FOR
IS TO WRAP FISH IN.
UH-OH.
IN THAT CASE,
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.
(BOTH)
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
YOU'RE GONNA SEE, RANDY.
THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER
THE PLAYHOUSE HAS EVER HAD.
(CHUCKLES)
ACE REPORTER
PEE-WEE HERMAN ON THE SCENE.
NOW, ALL I NEED
IS SOME NEWS.
REMEMBER, PEE-WEE--
EVERY GOOD NEWS STORY
HAS THE FIVE "W"s
AND THE "H."
THE FIVE "W"s AND THE "H"?
WHAT'S THAT, GLOBEY?
WHO, WHAT, WHEN,
WHERE, WHY, AND HOW.
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL LAUGH)
HOLD STILL NOW, DOG CHAIR.
(DOG CHAIR BARKS)
GOT IT!
HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN PUPPETLAND.
WHY, THAT COULD
ONLY BE ONE PERSON--
MISS YVONNE!
(CHUCKLES)
HI, MISS YVONNE.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, EVERYONE.
(ALL)
HELLO, MISS YVONNE.
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCARF,
MISS YVONNE.
HOLD IT.
(CLICK)
THANK YOU.
IT'S FOR MY STORY
FOR THE FASHION PAGE
OF THE PLAYHOUSE PRESS.
THE SCARF--
THE ACCESSORY
THAT DOES EVERYTHING.
IT DOES?
SURE, IT DOES--
JUST WATCH.
(CHUCKLES)
IT'S A BELT.
HOLD IT.
♪♪
WEAR IT
ON YOUR SHOULDER,
AND IT'S A TASTEFUL
FASHION STATEMENT.
HOLD THAT.
NOW...
IT'S A BABUSHKA.
OOH! OOH!
HOLD THAT-- BEAUTIFUL!
HOLD THAT.
OOH.
TIE IT
AROUND YOUR NECK,
AND IT'S A NECKERCHIEF.
LITTLE MORE EYES.
PULL IT UP OVER YOUR FACE,
AND YOU'RE A BANDIT.
STICK 'EM UP, BIG GUY.
OOH, OOH!
[BOTH LAUGH]
MISS YVONNE,
DO YOU THINK
I COULD POSSIBLY INTERVIEW YOU
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE PAPER?
WELL...
COME ON, MISS YVONNE.
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
PRETTY PLEASE
WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY.
(BOTH LAUGH)
OK, QUESTION NUMBER ONE.
WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER
THAT YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL?
HM... THE FIRST TIME
I LOOKED IN A MIRROR.
AND, UH, IS IT FUN
BEING SO BEAUTIFUL?
OH, YES.
BEAUTY... BEAUTY IS MY LIFE!
BUT SOMETIMES,
IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK.
IT IS?
MM-HMM.
PEE-WEE, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS...
BUT SOMETIMES, I JUST DON'T
FEEL BEAUTIFUL.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO?
I JUST DON'T LOOK
IN THE MIRROR.
(BOTH LAUGH)
OH.
[CHUCKLES]
OKAY-- NOW, ON
A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL--
UM, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE
TO STAY HERE
AND ANSWER
YOUR QUESTIONS, PEE-WEE,
BUT...
A GAL'S GOT TO KEEP
THE GUYS GUESSING
ABOUT SOME THINGS.
(BOTH LAUGH)
BYE-BYE.
BYE!
BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE
A GREAT STORY.
HEY, PEE-WEE-- PEE-WEE.
MY STORY'S READY.
OH, GOOD.
THANKS, GLOBEY.
PEE-WEE, MY STORY'S READY TOO.
OH. THANKS, PTERRI.
AND H-- HERE'S THE REST.
OH, GOOD.
THANKS, CONKY.
BOY, EVERYBODY DID
A GREAT JOB.
YOU ALL DESERVE A REWARD.
SNACK TIME!
(ALL)
HOORAY!
TODAY FOR SNACK TIME,
WE'RE MAKING TRAIL MIX!
IT'S EASY TO MAKE
AND FUN TO EAT.
I'M USING RAISINS...
PEANUTS...
SUNFLOWER SEEDS...
ALMONDS...
BANANA CHIPS...
(HUMS INDISTINCTLY)
MM, JUST LIKE A BANANA,
ONLY CRUNCHY.
HA, HA!
AND MY FAVORITE--
COCONUT SHAVINGS.
[HUMS INDISTINCTLY]
NOW, PUT THE LID ON...
AND GET READY TO SHAKE.
♪♪
VOILA!
TRAIL MIX.
MM.
DELICIOUS, IF I DO
SAY SO MYSELF.
AND I DO.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, I WONDER
IF THE FOOD PAGE
IS READY YET.
(ALARM RINGING)
PRETTY CORNY.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, PEE-WEE, IT'S TIME
FOR A CARTOON.
♪ THIS IS A TALE
OF A LITTLE RED HEN ♪
♪ LIVED ON A FARM IN
A CHICKY-CHICK PEN ♪
♪ SHE AND HER BROOD WOULD
NEVER SHIRK ♪
♪ BUT THE LIVELONG DAY
JUST WORK, WORK, WORK ♪
♪ ONE FINE DAY,
THIS LITTLE RED HEN ♪
♪ FOUND SOME WHEAT IN
HER CHICKY-CHICK PEN ♪
♪ ALL THE LITTLE CHICKS CRIED
"PEEP, PEEP, PEEP" ♪
♪ BUT THE HEN SAID ♪
NO! WE'LL SOW THIS WHEAT.
(CHICKS PEEPING)
(HUMMING)
♪ WHO WILL HELP ME
SOW MY WHEAT? ♪
♪ CLUCK, CLUCK,
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK ♪
YOU? YOU?
YOU?
♪ NOT I,
I'M MUCH TOO FAT ♪
♪ NOT I, MY FEET
ARE FLAT ♪
♪ NOT I,
GO ASK THE CAT ♪
♪ ACH, I'LL DO IT
ALL MYSELF ♪
♪ SO THE LITTLE RED HEN
JUST LOOKED AROUND ♪
♪ FOUND A LITTLE
PLOW TO PLOW HER GROUND ♪
♪ PLOWED IT HARD,
AND SHE PLOWED IT DEEP ♪
♪ AND THE LITTLE CHICKS
HELPED WITH A PEEP, PEEP, PEEP ♪
(CHICKS PEEPING)
♪ SO THE LITTLE HEN
WORKED LIKE A BUSY BEE ♪
♪ SHE HAD TO FEED
HER FAMILY ♪
♪ KNEADED THE DOUGH,
AND SHE KNEADED IT QUICK ♪
♪ FOR EMPTY TUMMIES MAKE
LITTLE CHICKS SICK ♪
♪ WHO WILL HELP ME
EAT MY BREAD? ♪
♪ CLUCK, CLUCK,
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK ♪
♪ I WILL ♪
(ANIMALS MAKING NOISES)
♪♪
♪ NOT YOU,
YOU'RE MUCH TOO FAT ♪
♪ NOT YOU, YOUR FEET
ARE FLAT ♪
♪ NOT YOU,
I'LL ASK THE CAT ♪
♪ ACH, I'LL EAT IT
ALL MYSELF ♪
♪ HA, HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA, HA ♪
♪ HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA, HA ♪♪
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(SNORING)
THAT'S IT.
I'M FINISHED TYPING
THE VERY FIRST EDITION
OF THE PLAYHOUSE PAPER.
(SIGHING)
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST NEWSPAPER
THE PLAYHOUSE HAS EVER HAD.
WELL, LOOKS LIKE PEE-WEE
FINISHED TYPING UP
THE NEWSPAPER.
WHAT'S THIS?
"FOOD FUN"?
"MISS YVONNE'S FASHION TIPS"?
"GLOBEY'S WORLD REPORT"?
BORING.
NOBODY'S GONNA WANT TO READ
THIS DULL NEWS.
WHAT THIS PAPER NEEDS
IS A LITTLE EXCITEMENT.
LET'S SEE.
HA! I'VE GOT IT!
(SNICKERING)
THIS OUGHTA SPICE IT UP.
(SNICKERING)
(PEE-WEE SNORING)
GEE, GLOBEY, I DIDN'T KNOW
THERE WERE HEADHUNTERS
IN ICELAND.
WHAT? WHO SAYS?
YOU DO, RIGHT HERE
ON PAGE THREE.
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
THE PEOPLE OF ICELAND
ARE VERY FRIENDLY.
OH, JAMBI.
WHAT IS IT, PTERRI?
MAY I HAVE
MY TWO WISHES, PLEASE?
WISHES? WHAT WISHES?
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE
IN YOUR HOROSCOPE COLUMN
EVERYONE GETS
TWO WISHES TODAY.
WAIT A MINUTE!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
HAVE YOU READ THE STORY
ABOUT MISS YVONNE?
DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE?
IT MUST BE!
IT'S IN THE NEWSPAPER.
WHY DID SHE DO IT?
I THOUGHT
SHE WAS OUR FRIEND.
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR THIS?
(PTERRI)
"MISS YVONNE ROBS PLAYHOUSE"?
(CONKY MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
I CAN'T BELIEVE
MY EYES.
YEAH, SHE AIN'T NO CROOK.
I JUST CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS.
WHY, THESE ARE ALL LIES!
HI, EVERYBODY.
SO DID YOU ALL
ENJOY THE PAPER?
(ALL)
NO!
I DIDN'T SAY THERE WERE
HEADHUNTERS IN ICELAND.
BUT--
AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE
I'D GIVE THEM TWO WISHES.
BUT-- BUT--
AND WHY DID YOU PRINT
THIS ABOUT ME?
"MISS YVONNE ROBS PLAYHOUSE"?
YOU KNOW
IT ISN'T TRUE.
GOSH, EVERYONE.
I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.
(ALL)
WHO DID?
I DID. (SNICKERS)
RANDY, HOW COULD YOU?
(FLOWERS CHATTERING)
NICE GOIN'.
WHY, RANDY?
WELL, ALL YOUR STORIES
WERE REAL DULL.
SO WHEN PEE-WEE
FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT,
I FIXED THEM UP
A LITTLE.
THEY'RE NOT
DULL NOW, ARE THEY?
THEY'RE NOT TRUE
EITHER, RANDY.
YOU CAN'T JUST
MAKE UP LIES ABOUT PEOPLE.
ESPECIALLY IN THE NEWSPAPER.
YEAH.
YOU SHOULDN'T
TELL LIES, RANDY.
YOU WON'T
HAVE ANY FRIENDS LEFT
IF YOU DON'T TELL THE TRUTH
ABOUT 'EM, RANDY.
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THE NEWSPAPER
MORE EXCITING.
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT--
THE NEWSPAPER
OR YOUR FRIENDS?
YEAH, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?
GEEZ, NOTHING'S MORE
IMPORTANT THAN MY FRIENDS...
I GUESS.
I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.
I SORTA GOT CARRIED AWAY.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL ALWAYS
TELL THE TRUTH.
CAN I QUOTE YOU ON THAT?
(ALL LAUGH)
(GASPS)
HEY, EVERYONE.
THERE ONE STORY IN THE PAPER
THAT'S STILL TRUE.
WHICH ONE, PEE-WEE?
THE ONE
ON THE LAST PAGE.
IT SAYS HERE THERE'S GOING
TO BE
A BIG-- BIG DANCE
AT THE PLAY-- PLAYHOUSE.
WHEN?
RIGHT NOW!
CONKY, START THE MUSIC!
♪♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC)
YOU CAN SURE GET
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE
WHEN YOU DON'T TELL
THE TRUTH!
I GUESS WE ALL LEARNED
AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY,
AND HOW!
(ALL SCREAM)
(ALL LAUGH)
AH!