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AHH!

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(ROOSTER CROWS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(OWL HOOTS)

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PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.

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AHH!

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♪ COME ON IN,

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AND PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪

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LIKE CHAIRRY!

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♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪

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♪ IT'S TIME

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TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪

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HA, HA, HA, HA!

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♪ PEE-WEE'S SO EXCITED ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS

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HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪

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THAT'S YOU!

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♪ TO GO WACKY ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪

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ARR!

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♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪

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♪ COMIN' FROM PUPPETLAND ♪

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WHAT'S THAT?

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♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,

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CHICKY BABY ♪

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♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪

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YEAH!

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♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE

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OF TALKING FISH ♪

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♪ AND A GENIE

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WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪

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HA, HA, HA.

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♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',

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MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪

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♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S

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FLYIN' BY ♪

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HELLO!

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♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ♪

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♪ THE PICTUREPHONE

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IS RINGIN' ♪

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♪ AND THE DINOSAUR

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FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪

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♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪

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♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪

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♪ THERE'S A FLASHING

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MAGIC SCREEN ♪

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♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪

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♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪

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♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT

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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪

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♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE ♪

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♪ AND YOU'LL SEE

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WHAT WE MEAN ♪

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COME ON!

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♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪

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♪ THERE'LL BE

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NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪

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WAKE UP!

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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED

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IN A PLACE ♪

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♪ WHERE ANYTHING

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CAN HAPPEN ♪

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♪ NOW, WE'VE GIVEN YOU

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FAIR WARNING ♪

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♪ IT'S GONNA BE

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THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪

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♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪

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HA, HA, HA!

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♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪

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♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪

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♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪

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HA, HA, HA,

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HA, HA, HA!

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OH, GOOD MORNING,

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BOYS AND GIRLS.

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MOO-HOO, PEE-WEE!

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AHH!

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OH, IT'S YOU, COWNTESS.

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UH, WHAT'S TODAY'S

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SECRET WORD?

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MM, PERFECT TIMING.

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I WAS JUST ABOUT

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TO GO ASK CONKY.

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(CHUCKLES)

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CONKY 2-- 2-- 2000, READY

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TO ASSIST YOU, P-- PEE-WEE.

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GOOD MORNING, CONKY.

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THE COWNTESS AND I

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WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

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WHAT TODAY'S

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SECRET WORD IS.

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TODAY'S SECRET WORD

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IS "HOW."

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NOW, YOU ALL

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REMEMBER WHAT TO DO

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?

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SCREAM!

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SCREAM!

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THAT'S RIGHT!

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FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,

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WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS

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THE SECRET WORD,

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SCREAM REAL LOUD!

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READY? LET'S TRY IT.

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(CHUCKLES)

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OH, COWNTESS.

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YES, PEE-WEE?

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DO YOU KNOW

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THE PROPER WAY

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TO MAKE ICE CREAM?

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WELL, I'M A COW.

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OF COURSE

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I KNOW HOW.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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WELL, WOULD YOU

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SHOW ME HOW?

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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I WILL.

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WELL, GO AHEAD,

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MAGIC SCREEN!

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(NARRATOR)

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EVERYONE LOVES ICE CREAM,

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ONE OF AMERICA'S

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FAVORITE DELICACIES.

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LET'S TAKE

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A TRIP TO FIND OUT

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JUST HOW ICE CREAM

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IS MADE.

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IT BEGINS WITH MILK,

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AND WE ALL KNOW THAT MILK

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COMES FROM COWS.

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LET'S LOOK IN

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ON MR. DAIRY FARMER

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GETTING READY TO MILK

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THE COWS.

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AN AUTOMATIC

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MILKING MACHINE

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IS ATTACHED TO THE COW,

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ALLOWING THE MILK TO TRAVEL

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TO A STORAGE TANK.

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♪♪

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NEXT, SUGAR, EGG YOLKS,

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WHIPPING CREAM, FLAVORING,

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AND FRUIT

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ARE MIXED INTO THE MILK.

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THEN, IT'S READY

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TO BE MADE

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INTO DELICIOUS

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ICE CREAM CUPS...

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CONES...

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AND BARS.

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MM, LOOKS GOOD,

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DOESN'T IT?

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THE FINAL STEP IS

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TO PACKAGE THE ICE CREAM

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AND SEND IT OFF

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TO THE STORES

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SO EVERYONE

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CAN ENJOY IT.

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HEY, SAVE SOME FOR ME!

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I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM,

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WE ALL SCREAM

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FOR ICE CREAM.

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AND HOW.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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SO LONG, PEE-WEE.

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BYE-BYE, COWNTESS!

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HM, LET'S GO LOOK

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THROUGH MY MICROSCOPE.

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♪♪

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A MICROSCOPE LETS YOU

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LOOK AT THINGS

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THAT YOU CAN'T SEE

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WITH THE NAKED EYE.

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AHH! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

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MY EYES ARE NAKED!

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(LAUGHS)

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I'M LOOKING AT A TINY DROP

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OF WATER

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THAT I GOT

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OUT OF THE FISHTANK.

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I THOUGHT IT FELT

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DRIER IN HERE.

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(BOTH)

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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.

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(HONKING, SOUNDS OF TRAFFIC)

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WOW.

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OOH.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(HORNS HONK)

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GOSH, I NEVER KNEW THERE

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WAS SO MUCH GOING ON

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INSIDE A DROP OF WATER!

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(CHUCKLES)

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GLOBEY, WHAT ARE YOU READING?

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THE NEWSPAPER.

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YOU KNOW, PEE-WEE,

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A NEWSPAPER IS A GREAT WAY

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TO FIND OUT

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WHAT'S HAPPENING.

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WHAT DOES IT SAY

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ABOUT ME?

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WHAT DOES

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IT SAY ABOUT ME?

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WHAT ABOUT ME?

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SORRY, EVERYBODY.

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THERE'S NOTHING IN IT

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ABOUT THE PLAYHOUSE.

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THAT GIVES ME

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A GREAT IDEA, GLOBEY.

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WHY DON'T WE START

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A PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER?

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AND EVERYONE HERE COULD

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HELP WRITE STORIES.

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(BOTH)

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YEAH.

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PEE-WEE, A PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER

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SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

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IF YOU ASK ME,

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A NEWSPAPER

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SOUNDS LIKE A DUMB IDEA.

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IT ISN'T

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A DUMB IDEA, RANDY.

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A NEWSPAPER FOR THE PLAYHOUSE

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WILL LET US ALL KNOW

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WHAT'S GOING ON.

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WE CAN STAY

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INFORMED, EXCHANGE IDEAS.

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THE ONLY THING A NEWSPAPER

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IS GOOD FOR

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IS TO WRAP FISH IN.

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UH-OH.

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IN THAT CASE,

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NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS.

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(BOTH)

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HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.

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YOU'RE GONNA SEE, RANDY.

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THIS IS GOING TO BE

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THE BEST PLAYHOUSE NEWSPAPER

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THE PLAYHOUSE HAS EVER HAD.

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(CHUCKLES)

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ACE REPORTER

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PEE-WEE HERMAN ON THE SCENE.

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NOW, ALL I NEED

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IS SOME NEWS.

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REMEMBER, PEE-WEE--

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EVERY GOOD NEWS STORY

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HAS THE FIVE "W"s

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AND THE "H."

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THE FIVE "W"s AND THE "H"?

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WHAT'S THAT, GLOBEY?

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WHO, WHAT, WHEN,

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WHERE, WHY, AND HOW.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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HOLD STILL NOW, DOG CHAIR.

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(DOG CHAIR BARKS)

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GOT IT!

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HEY, PEE-WEE, HERE COMES

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

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IN PUPPETLAND.

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WHY, THAT COULD

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ONLY BE ONE PERSON--

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MISS YVONNE!

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(CHUCKLES)

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HI, MISS YVONNE.

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HI, PEE-WEE.

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HI, EVERYONE.

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(ALL)

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HELLO, MISS YVONNE.

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HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.

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THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SCARF,

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MISS YVONNE.

280
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HOLD IT.

281
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,800
(CLICK)

282
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THANK YOU.

283
00:08:24,066 --> 00:08:26,533
IT'S FOR MY STORY

284
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FOR THE FASHION PAGE

285
00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,600
OF THE PLAYHOUSE PRESS.

286
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THE SCARF--

287
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,200
THE ACCESSORY

288
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,200
THAT DOES EVERYTHING.

289
00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,400
IT DOES?

290
00:08:34,467 --> 00:08:37,633
SURE, IT DOES--

291
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JUST WATCH.

292
00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,567
(CHUCKLES)

293
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IT'S A BELT.

294
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,700
HOLD IT.

295
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♪♪

296
00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,533
WEAR IT

297
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ON YOUR SHOULDER,

298
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,734
AND IT'S A TASTEFUL

299
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FASHION STATEMENT.

300
00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,200
HOLD THAT.

301
00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,467
NOW...

302
00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:05,367
IT'S A BABUSHKA.

303
00:09:05,433 --> 00:09:07,767
OOH! OOH!

304
00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:10,700
HOLD THAT-- BEAUTIFUL!

305
00:09:07,834 --> 00:09:10,700
HOLD THAT.

306
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,734
OOH.

307
00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,500
TIE IT

308
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AROUND YOUR NECK,

309
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,166
AND IT'S A NECKERCHIEF.

310
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LITTLE MORE EYES.

311
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,900
PULL IT UP OVER YOUR FACE,

312
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,900
AND YOU'RE A BANDIT.

313
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,567
STICK 'EM UP, BIG GUY.

314
00:09:29,633 --> 00:09:31,100
OOH, OOH!

315
00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,166
[BOTH LAUGH]

316
00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:36,066
MISS YVONNE,

317
00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:36,066
DO YOU THINK

318
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,767
I COULD POSSIBLY INTERVIEW YOU

319
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:39,767
FOR THE PLAYHOUSE PAPER?

320
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WELL...

321
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,633
COME ON, MISS YVONNE.

322
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PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!

323
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,667
PRETTY PLEASE

324
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WITH SUGAR ON TOP?

325
00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,300
WELL, AS LONG AS YOU

326
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PUT IT THAT WAY.

327
00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:49,500
(BOTH LAUGH)

328
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OK, QUESTION NUMBER ONE.

329
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,066
WHEN DID YOU DISCOVER

330
00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,066
THAT YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL?

331
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,867
HM... THE FIRST TIME

332
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,867
I LOOKED IN A MIRROR.

333
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:10,100
AND, UH, IS IT FUN

334
00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:10,100
BEING SO BEAUTIFUL?

335
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,800
OH, YES.

336
00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:15,767
BEAUTY... BEAUTY IS MY LIFE!

337
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:18,533
BUT SOMETIMES,

338
00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:18,533
IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK.

339
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:21,333
IT IS?

340
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,033
MM-HMM.

341
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,266
PEE-WEE, YOU'RE NOT

342
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,266
GONNA BELIEVE THIS...

343
00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:30,300
BUT SOMETIMES, I JUST DON'T

344
00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:30,300
FEEL BEAUTIFUL.

345
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:32,934
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

346
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:36,767
WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO?

347
00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,700
I JUST DON'T LOOK

348
00:10:36,834 --> 00:10:38,700
IN THE MIRROR.

349
00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:40,734
(BOTH LAUGH)

350
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,867
OH.

351
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,867
[CHUCKLES]

352
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,066
OKAY-- NOW, ON

353
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,066
A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL--

354
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,967
UM, YOU KNOW, I'D LOVE

355
00:10:48,133 --> 00:10:49,967
TO STAY HERE

356
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,166
AND ANSWER

357
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:51,166
YOUR QUESTIONS, PEE-WEE,

358
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,233
BUT...

359
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,266
A GAL'S GOT TO KEEP

360
00:10:54,667 --> 00:10:56,266
THE GUYS GUESSING

361
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,700
ABOUT SOME THINGS.

362
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:58,867
(BOTH LAUGH)

363
00:10:58,934 --> 00:10:59,934
BYE-BYE.

364
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,066
BYE!

365
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,967
BOY, THIS IS GONNA BE

366
00:11:03,266 --> 00:11:05,967
A GREAT STORY.

367
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,233
HEY, PEE-WEE-- PEE-WEE.

368
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:09,400
MY STORY'S READY.

369
00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:11,834
OH, GOOD.

370
00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:11,834
THANKS, GLOBEY.

371
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,200
PEE-WEE, MY STORY'S READY TOO.

372
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,367
OH. THANKS, PTERRI.

373
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,000
AND H-- HERE'S THE REST.

374
00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:21,400
OH, GOOD.

375
00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:21,400
THANKS, CONKY.

376
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,200
BOY, EVERYBODY DID

377
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,200
A GREAT JOB.

378
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:26,533
YOU ALL DESERVE A REWARD.

379
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,900
SNACK TIME!

380
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:30,900
(ALL)

381
00:11:27,967 --> 00:11:30,900
HOORAY!

382
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:35,133
TODAY FOR SNACK TIME,

383
00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:35,133
WE'RE MAKING TRAIL MIX!

384
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,934
IT'S EASY TO MAKE

385
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,934
AND FUN TO EAT.

386
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,166
I'M USING RAISINS...

387
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,834
PEANUTS...

388
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:50,767
SUNFLOWER SEEDS...

389
00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:56,233
ALMONDS...

390
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:04,066
BANANA CHIPS...

391
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:06,333
(HUMS INDISTINCTLY)

392
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,433
MM, JUST LIKE A BANANA,

393
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,433
ONLY CRUNCHY.

394
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,633
HA, HA!

395
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:19,200
AND MY FAVORITE--

396
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:19,200
COCONUT SHAVINGS.

397
00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:23,200
[HUMS INDISTINCTLY]

398
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:31,400
NOW, PUT THE LID ON...

399
00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,100
AND GET READY TO SHAKE.

400
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:37,133
♪♪

401
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:51,700
VOILA!

402
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:52,767
TRAIL MIX.

403
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,367
MM.

404
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,967
DELICIOUS, IF I DO

405
00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:59,967
SAY SO MYSELF.

406
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,734
AND I DO.

407
00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,734
[CHUCKLES]

408
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,467
HEY, I WONDER

409
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,567
IF THE FOOD PAGE

410
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,567
IS READY YET.

411
00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,767
(ALARM RINGING)

412
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,200
PRETTY CORNY.

413
00:14:00,266 --> 00:14:02,700
[CHUCKLES]

414
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:06,233
HEY, PEE-WEE, IT'S TIME

415
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:06,233
FOR A CARTOON.

416
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,600
♪ THIS IS A TALE

417
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,600
OF A LITTLE RED HEN ♪

418
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,767
♪ LIVED ON A FARM IN

419
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,767
A CHICKY-CHICK PEN ♪

420
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,900
♪ SHE AND HER BROOD WOULD

421
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,900
NEVER SHIRK ♪

422
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,333
♪ BUT THE LIVELONG DAY

423
00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:15,333
JUST WORK, WORK, WORK ♪

424
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,266
♪ ONE FINE DAY,

425
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,266
THIS LITTLE RED HEN ♪

426
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,567
♪ FOUND SOME WHEAT IN

427
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,567
HER CHICKY-CHICK PEN ♪

428
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,600
♪ ALL THE LITTLE CHICKS CRIED

429
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,600
"PEEP, PEEP, PEEP" ♪

430
00:14:31,667 --> 00:14:32,600
♪ BUT THE HEN SAID ♪

431
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,800
NO! WE'LL SOW THIS WHEAT.

432
00:14:34,867 --> 00:14:37,133
(CHICKS PEEPING)

433
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,066
(HUMMING)

434
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,166
♪ WHO WILL HELP ME

435
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,166
SOW MY WHEAT? ♪

436
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,200
♪ CLUCK, CLUCK,

437
00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,200
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK ♪

438
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:46,967
YOU? YOU?

439
00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:48,133
YOU?

440
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,000
♪ NOT I,

441
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,000
I'M MUCH TOO FAT ♪

442
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,967
♪ NOT I, MY FEET

443
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:53,967
ARE FLAT ♪

444
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,967
♪ NOT I,

445
00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,967
GO ASK THE CAT ♪

446
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:59,166
♪ ACH, I'LL DO IT

447
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:59,166
ALL MYSELF ♪

448
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,000
♪ SO THE LITTLE RED HEN

449
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,000
JUST LOOKED AROUND ♪

450
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,467
♪ FOUND A LITTLE

451
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,467
PLOW TO PLOW HER GROUND ♪

452
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:06,433
♪ PLOWED IT HARD,

453
00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:06,433
AND SHE PLOWED IT DEEP ♪

454
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,266
♪ AND THE LITTLE CHICKS

455
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:10,266
HELPED WITH A PEEP, PEEP, PEEP ♪

456
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,567
(CHICKS PEEPING)

457
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,700
♪ SO THE LITTLE HEN

458
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:27,700
WORKED LIKE A BUSY BEE ♪

459
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,066
♪ SHE HAD TO FEED

460
00:15:27,767 --> 00:15:30,066
HER FAMILY ♪

461
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,100
♪ KNEADED THE DOUGH,

462
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,100
AND SHE KNEADED IT QUICK ♪

463
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,734
♪ FOR EMPTY TUMMIES MAKE

464
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,734
LITTLE CHICKS SICK ♪

465
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,000
♪ WHO WILL HELP ME

466
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,000
EAT MY BREAD? ♪

467
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:02,066
♪ CLUCK, CLUCK,

468
00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:02,066
CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK ♪

469
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,100
♪ I WILL ♪

470
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,133
♪ I WILL ♪

471
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,200
♪ I WILL ♪

472
00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:09,200
(ANIMALS MAKING NOISES)

473
00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:12,233
♪♪

474
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:30,900
♪ NOT YOU,

475
00:16:28,934 --> 00:16:30,900
YOU'RE MUCH TOO FAT ♪

476
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,867
♪ NOT YOU, YOUR FEET

477
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,867
ARE FLAT ♪

478
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,967
♪ NOT YOU,

479
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,967
I'LL ASK THE CAT ♪

480
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,567
♪ ACH, I'LL EAT IT

481
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:37,567
ALL MYSELF ♪

482
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,000
♪ HA, HA, HA, HA,

483
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,000
HA, HA, HA, HA ♪

484
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:44,367
♪ HA, HA, HA,

485
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:44,367
HA, HA, HA, HA ♪♪

486
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,900
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

487
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,500
(SNORING)

488
00:17:10,934 --> 00:17:12,467
THAT'S IT.

489
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,533
I'M FINISHED TYPING

490
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,533
THE VERY FIRST EDITION

491
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,266
OF THE PLAYHOUSE PAPER.

492
00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:20,633
(SIGHING)

493
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,533
THIS IS GONNA BE

494
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,533
THE BEST NEWSPAPER

495
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,200
THE PLAYHOUSE HAS EVER HAD.

496
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,800
WELL, LOOKS LIKE PEE-WEE

497
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:44,467
FINISHED TYPING UP

498
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:44,467
THE NEWSPAPER.

499
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,734
WHAT'S THIS?

500
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,200
"FOOD FUN"?

501
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,200
"MISS YVONNE'S FASHION TIPS"?

502
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:51,967
"GLOBEY'S WORLD REPORT"?

503
00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,900
BORING.

504
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,734
NOBODY'S GONNA WANT TO READ

505
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,734
THIS DULL NEWS.

506
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,600
WHAT THIS PAPER NEEDS

507
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,600
IS A LITTLE EXCITEMENT.

508
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,133
LET'S SEE.

509
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,667
HA! I'VE GOT IT!

510
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:12,333
(SNICKERING)

511
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,734
THIS OUGHTA SPICE IT UP.

512
00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:18,633
(SNICKERING)

513
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,600
(PEE-WEE SNORING)

514
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,400
GEE, GLOBEY, I DIDN'T KNOW

515
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,633
THERE WERE HEADHUNTERS

516
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:40,633
IN ICELAND.

517
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,600
WHAT? WHO SAYS?

518
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,533
YOU DO, RIGHT HERE

519
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,533
ON PAGE THREE.

520
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,934
I DIDN'T WRITE THAT.

521
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,367
THE PEOPLE OF ICELAND

522
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,367
ARE VERY FRIENDLY.

523
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,734
OH, JAMBI.

524
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,100
WHAT IS IT, PTERRI?

525
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,567
MAY I HAVE

526
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,567
MY TWO WISHES, PLEASE?

527
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:01,033
WISHES? WHAT WISHES?

528
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,600
IT SAYS RIGHT HERE

529
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,600
IN YOUR HOROSCOPE COLUMN

530
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,767
EVERYONE GETS

531
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,767
TWO WISHES TODAY.

532
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,100
WAIT A MINUTE!

533
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,100
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.

534
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:11,533
HAVE YOU READ THE STORY

535
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:11,533
ABOUT MISS YVONNE?

536
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,200
DO YOU THINK IT'S TRUE?

537
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:15,400
IT MUST BE!

538
00:19:13,266 --> 00:19:15,400
IT'S IN THE NEWSPAPER.

539
00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:17,000
WHY DID SHE DO IT?

540
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,867
I THOUGHT

541
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,867
SHE WAS OUR FRIEND.

542
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:22,900
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE

543
00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:22,900
FOR THIS?

544
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,467
(PTERRI)

545
00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:24,467
"MISS YVONNE ROBS PLAYHOUSE"?

546
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:25,834
(CONKY MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

547
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,066
I CAN'T BELIEVE

548
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,066
MY EYES.

549
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,300
YEAH, SHE AIN'T NO CROOK.

550
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:33,200
I JUST CAN'T

551
00:19:30,367 --> 00:19:33,200
BELIEVE THIS.

552
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:35,500
WHY, THESE ARE ALL LIES!

553
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:36,867
HI, EVERYBODY.

554
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,934
SO DID YOU ALL

555
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,934
ENJOY THE PAPER?

556
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200
(ALL)

557
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,200
NO!

558
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:44,033
I DIDN'T SAY THERE WERE

559
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:44,033
HEADHUNTERS IN ICELAND.

560
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,533
BUT--

561
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,633
AND YOU TOLD EVERYONE

562
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,633
I'D GIVE THEM TWO WISHES.

563
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,133
BUT-- BUT--

564
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,767
AND WHY DID YOU PRINT

565
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,767
THIS ABOUT ME?

566
00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,667
"MISS YVONNE ROBS PLAYHOUSE"?

567
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,500
YOU KNOW

568
00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,500
IT ISN'T TRUE.

569
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,000
GOSH, EVERYONE.

570
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,000
I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.

571
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,300
(ALL)

572
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:07,300
WHO DID?

573
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,734
I DID. (SNICKERS)

574
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,734
RANDY, HOW COULD YOU?

575
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,066
(FLOWERS CHATTERING)

576
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,100
NICE GOIN'.

577
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,266
WHY, RANDY?

578
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,133
WELL, ALL YOUR STORIES

579
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,133
WERE REAL DULL.

580
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,367
SO WHEN PEE-WEE

581
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,367
FELL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT,

582
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,000
I FIXED THEM UP

583
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,000
A LITTLE.

584
00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:25,066
THEY'RE NOT

585
00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:25,066
DULL NOW, ARE THEY?

586
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,100
THEY'RE NOT TRUE

587
00:20:25,133 --> 00:20:27,100
EITHER, RANDY.

588
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,166
YOU CAN'T JUST

589
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,166
MAKE UP LIES ABOUT PEOPLE.

590
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:30,900
ESPECIALLY IN THE NEWSPAPER.

591
00:20:30,967 --> 00:20:32,133
YEAH.

592
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,667
YOU SHOULDN'T

593
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,667
TELL LIES, RANDY.

594
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,233
YOU WON'T

595
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,233
HAVE ANY FRIENDS LEFT

596
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,200
IF YOU DON'T TELL THE TRUTH

597
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,200
ABOUT 'EM, RANDY.

598
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:40,266
I WAS JUST TRYING

599
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,967
TO MAKE THE NEWSPAPER

600
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,967
MORE EXCITING.

601
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,633
WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT--

602
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,967
THE NEWSPAPER

603
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,967
OR YOUR FRIENDS?

604
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,000
YEAH, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?

605
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,333
GEEZ, NOTHING'S MORE

606
00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,333
IMPORTANT THAN MY FRIENDS...

607
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,667
I GUESS.

608
00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:55,300
I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.

609
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,000
I SORTA GOT CARRIED AWAY.

610
00:20:57,066 --> 00:21:00,033
FROM NOW ON, I'LL ALWAYS

611
00:20:57,066 --> 00:21:00,033
TELL THE TRUTH.

612
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,133
CAN I QUOTE YOU ON THAT?

613
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,200
(ALL LAUGH)

614
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,967
(GASPS)

615
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:10,400
HEY, EVERYONE.

616
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,967
THERE ONE STORY IN THE PAPER

617
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,967
THAT'S STILL TRUE.

618
00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:14,567
WHICH ONE, PEE-WEE?

619
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,800
THE ONE

620
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,800
ON THE LAST PAGE.

621
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,333
IT SAYS HERE THERE'S GOING

622
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:18,333
TO BE

623
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,100
A BIG-- BIG DANCE

624
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,100
AT THE PLAY-- PLAYHOUSE.

625
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,233
WHEN?

626
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,800
RIGHT NOW!

627
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,667
CONKY, START THE MUSIC!

628
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:32,800
♪♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC)

629
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,867
YOU CAN SURE GET

630
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:18,867
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE

631
00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,967
WHEN YOU DON'T TELL

632
00:22:18,934 --> 00:22:20,967
THE TRUTH!

633
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,900
I GUESS WE ALL LEARNED

634
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,900
AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY,

635
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,433
AND HOW!

636
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,433
(ALL SCREAM)

637
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,000
(ALL LAUGH)

638
00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,500
AH!