AAH!
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HA HA.
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN AND PULL YOURSELF
UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMIN' FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG,
COOL CAT, CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE
WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA HA HA.
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ♪
♪ THE PICTURE PHONE
IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES HI ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪
♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
♪ THE COWNTESS
IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ AND RANDY'S
KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE ♪
♪ AND YOU'LL SEE
WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE NO MORE
NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE
LANDED IN THE PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I'M PLAYING WITH
MY TOYS.
MMM.
WHOA!
HA HA.
[MOO]
[YIP]
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GET THIS ONE FIXED.
HEY! LET'S GO AND FIND OUT
TODAY'S SECRET WORD, HUH?
CONKY 2000
READY TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING, CONKY.
WHAT'S TODAY'S SECRET WORD,
PLEASE?
TODAY'S SECRET--
TODAY'S SECRET WORD--
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS--
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "FAST."
NOW, YOU ALL
REMEMBER WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM! SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
OH, GLOBEY!
YES, PEE-WEE?
DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE'S A JET PLANE
THAT CAN FLY AROUND THE WORLD
IN ONE DAY?
WOW, PEE-WEE.
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FAST.
OH, FLOORY!
YES, PEE-WEE?
FLOORY, I, UH...
I, UH...
HMM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I WAS GONNA TRY TO GET YOU
TO SAY THE SECRET WORD, FLOORY,
BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT IT IS!
DUH, I THINK IT'S FAST.
I GOT YOU, FLOORY!
GOT TO ADMIT IT.
I ADMIT IT, PEE-WEE.
[ARF]
[ARF ARF]
OH. HI, ROOSEVELT!
[ARF ARF]
WHAT'S THAT, ROOSEVELT?
[ARF]
OH, YOU'RE HUNGRY?
OK.
I'LL FEED YOU.
♪ LA LA LA ♪
MMM.
♪ OOH LA LA LA LA LA ♪
[ARF]
OK, I SAID
I WAS GONNA FEED YOU.
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
[ARF]
DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS?
GOOD BOY!
PRESENTING...
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY,
THE KING OF CARTOONS.
♪ THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU HEARD US CORRECTLY ♪
♪ HE'LL BE RIGHT IN DIRECTLY ♪
♪ TO PRESENT THE CARTOON
PERFECTLY ♪
♪ SHOOBIE DOOBIE
DOOBIE DOO WAH ♪
♪ THE KING ♪
♪ OF CARTOONS ♪♪
YAY! YAY! YAY!
TO BE, OR NOT TO BE--
THAT IS THE QUESTION.
WHETHER 'TIS NOBLER
IN THE MIND
TO SUFFER
THE SLINGS AND ARROWS
OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE,
OR TO TAKE ARMS
AGAINST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND, BY OPPOSING,
END THEM?
TO DIE...
TO SLEEP.
TO SLEEP...
PERCHANCE TO DREAM.
BRAVO! BRAVO!
YAY! YAY!
YAY!
THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
GOSH, KING,
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!
THAT WAS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE.
WELL, GOOD-BYE,
PEE-WEE.
WAIT! WAIT! KING!
ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE
YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?
NOT THAT I RECALL.
SOMETHING ABOUT LETTING THE
CARTOON OR SOMETHING?
OF COURSE.
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!
[CAR BACKFIRING IN RHYTHM]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
RAH RAH RAH RAH!
CH CH CH!
HOO-RAH!
HOO-RAH, RAH RAH RAH!
NIGHT SCHOOL!
HI-HO, EVERYBODY!
HI-HO!
IT'S FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN!
♪ VO DEE YO DO,
VO DEE YO DO ♪
♪ WHO GETS ALL THE GIRLIES
CHASING HIM AROUND ♪
♪ FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN ♪
♪ THE FRESHEST KID
IN TOWN ♪
♪ WHO WRECKS
ALL THE PARTIES ♪
♪ TURNS THEM UPSIDE-DOWN ♪
♪ FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN ♪
♪ THE FRESHEST KID
IN TOWN ♪
YAY! YAY!
♪ I PLAY THE UKULELE ♪
♪ I PLAY THE SAXOPHONE ♪
♪ DIT DI-DIT DIT DIT DI-DIT DIT
DIT DIT DIT ♪
♪ AND THE PRETTY BABIES
JUST WON'T LEAVE HIM ALONE ♪
♪ WHO GOT BOUNCED
AT HARVARD ♪
♪ PRINCETON,
YALE, AND BROWN ♪♪
FREDDIE THE FRESHMAN,
THE FRESHEST KID
IN TOWN!
RAH RAH HOT CHA CHA!
GEE!
I THINK YOU'RE SWELL!
WE'LL WIN THE GAME TOMORROW.
BOYS, LET'S GIVE
THE COLLEGE YELL.
RASPBERRIES !
YAY! YAY!
BOY, THAT CARTOON
WAS SO GOOD,
I'D LIKE TO
SEE ANOTHER ONE!
WELL, THEN LET ANOTHER
CARTOON BEGIN.
♪ HUMPTY DUMPTY
SAT ON A WALL ♪
♪ HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD
A GREAT FALL ♪
♪ ALL THE KING'S HORSES
AND ALL THE KING'S MEN ♪
♪ COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY
TOGETHER AGAIN ♪
♪ MY OLD MAN
MAY HAVE SAT ON A WALL ♪
♪ SLIPPED AND HAD
A VERY GREAT FALL ♪
♪ BUT I'M HUMPTY, JR. ♪
♪ I'M JUST LIKE
MY POP ♪
♪ I CLIMB
WHERE I PLEASE ♪
♪ AND THEY CAN'T
MAKE ME STOP ♪♪
JUNIOR,
COME DOWN FROM THERE!
OH!
YOU BE CAREFUL!
THAT'S HOW YOUR FATHER
GOT CRACKED!
♪ THE MOMENT YOU
ARRIVED I HAD A FEELING ♪
♪ I'D NEVER BE CONTENT
UNTIL WE MET ♪
♪ THERE NEVER WAS
AN EGG QUITE SO APPEALING ♪
♪ OH, WON'T YOU JOIN ME
IN AN OMELET ♪
♪ WHOA ♪
♪ SPOONING IN A SPOON ♪
♪ WE DON'T NEED
A MOON ♪
♪ POACHED OR FRIED
OR ON THE SIDE ♪
♪ MORNING, NIGHT, AND NOON ♪
♪ SCRAMBLED
IN A TUNE ♪
♪ TELL HER WITH A CROON ♪
♪ IN A CUP,
YOU'RE SUNNY-SIDE UP ♪
♪ SPOONING IN A SPOON ♪♪
PEE-WEE, WILL YOU
PLAY FETCH WITH ME?
SURE, PTERRI.
WAIT, PEE-WEE.
MAYBE WE SHOULD
TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
HMM. LIKE WHAT?
HOW ABOUT IF I THROW THE TOY
AND YOU FETCH?
DOESN'T THAT
SOUND LIKE FUN?
MMM, NO!
WE'VE NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT
BEFORE, PTERRI,
AND THERE'S PROBABLY
A GOOD REASON FOR IT.
PLEASE, PEE-WEE.
MMM...OK.
DON'T THROW IT TOO FAST.
OK. THROW IT, PTERRI!
I GOT IT!
YECH! I SHOULD
HAVE WIPED IT OFF FIRST.
THERE, NOW,
WASN'T THAT FUN?
NO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S GO BACK TO THE OLD WAY.
GOOD IDEA.
WAIT.
WIPE IT OFF FIRST.
[SQUEAK SQUEAK]
TOO BAD PTERRI'S GOING TO MISS
OUR PENNY CARTOON.
HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY.
YOU KNOW THAT SONG,
"I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN"?
ONCE I WENT
♪ I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN ♪
AND I WAS JUST GOING
♪ HMM HMM ♪
AND THEN MY DAD STARTS
ACTING LIKE HE'S GENE KELLY.
YOU KNOW, HE WAS TAP-DANCING
AND EVERYTHING.
♪ I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN ♪
♪ JUST SINGING
IN THE RAIN ♪♪
HE TRIED TO DO
A BACKFLIP,
AND THEN HE STARTED DOING
CARTWHEELS ACROSS THE ROOM,
AND HE WAS DOING BALLET,
HE WAS DOING TURNS,
AND HE ALMOST BROKE HIS LEG
'CAUSE HE JUMPED OFF THE SOFA.
I LOVE THAT PENNY!
HI, PEE-WEE!
I'M GOING DANCING.
I'M SO EXCITED.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
PEE-WEE. PEE-WEE.
OH! WHOA!
PEE-WEE.
HI, MRS. RENE.
HI, PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE,
I'M GOING TANGO DANCING.
I'M SO EXCITED.
YOU KNOW, MRS. RENE,
YOU OUGHT TO FLOSS
IN BETWEEN MEALS.
I SAID I'M GOING
TANGO DANCING TONIGHT.
AND WHEN YOU GO
TANGO DANCING,
YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A ROSE IN YOUR MOUTH.
OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND.
UNFORTUNATELY,
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TANGO.
BUT YOU DO.
PLEASE TEACH ME,
PEE-WEE.
PLEASE?
I ALREADY
KNOW A FEW STEPS.
WATCH THIS.
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪
♪ BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY ♪♪
HOW WAS THAT?
WELL...
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
MMM...BEG ME!
PRETTY PLEASE?
MMM...HOW ABOUT PRETTY PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE?
PRETTY PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
OH, PLEASE, OH, PLEASE?
OK, MRS. RENE,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GROVEL.
I'LL TEACH YOU
HOW TO TANGO.
HEY, WE CAN USE MY MAGIC
FOOTPRINTS.
GROOVY!
WOW!
YEAH, THESE MAGIC FOOTPRINTS
WILL MAKE TANGO-ING EASY.
[TANGO MUSIC PLAYING]
SLOW DOWN, FOOTPRINTS.
SLOW DOWN.
COME BACK HERE.
FOOTPRINTS.
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAST.
HOW WAS THAT?
UH, GREAT.
NOW LET'S TRY IT
TOGETHER, OK?
OK.
DANCE ME.
HIT IT, CONKY!
OH, PEE-WEE, NOW THAT I'VE
LEARNED HOW TO TANGO,
I NEVER WANT TO STOP.
ONE MORE TIME!
UH-OH.
AAH!
HEY, PEE-WEE,
HERE COMES COWBOY CURTIS.
HOWDY, EVERYBODY.
HOWDY, PEE-WEE.
SAY, WHAT YOU DOING?
OH, HI, COWBOY CURTIS.
I'M JUST LOOKING THROUGH
MY OLD PHOTO ALBUM.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOME WONDERFUL
OLD MEMORIES
IN THIS PHOTO ALBUM.
REMEMBER THIS ONE,
COWBOY CURTIS?
HO HO HO, BOY.
DO I EVER.
THAT'S WHEN YOU GOT
THAT PAIR OF ROLLER SKATES.
WHOA!
[CRASH]
WHOA!
[CRASH]
WHOA!
COWBOY CURTIS,
YOU SURE WERE FAST.
THAT WAS MY FIRST PAIR
OF ROLLER SKATES.
AND YOUR LAST.
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOOK THAT
PHOTO, PEE-WEE.
OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHEN
THE ELECTRICITY WENT OFF.
OH! OH!
[PEE-WEE]
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS?
[CHAIRRY]
WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
[PEE-WEE]
OK, CALM DOWN!
THE LIGHTS PROBABLY WILL COME
BACK ON ANY MINUTE, EVERYONE.
JUST SIT DOWN
AND REMAIN CALM.
[MRS. RENE]
PEE-WEE?
[PEE-WEE]
WHAT IS IT, MRS. RENE?
[MRS. RENE]
WHERE ARE YOU SITTING?
[PEE-WEE]
ON CHAIRRY.
[MRS. RENE]
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
[PEE-WEE]
OOH! HA HA. SORRY, MRS. RENE.
YOU THOUGHT
MRS. RENE WAS ME!
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN
HER SEAT DIDN'T TALK.
HEY! I KNOW.
LET'S REMEMBER
THIS MEMORABLE MOMENT
BY TAKING A PICTURE OF US
LOOKING AT THE PICTURES!
YAY! YAY!
OK, SCRUNCH IN!
SCRUNCH IN!
OK, EVERYBODY.
SAY CHEESE.
CHEESE! CHEESE!
BOY, TODAY
SURE WAS FUN.
I WISH WE COULD DO IT
ALL OVER AGAIN.
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI.
I WISH WE COULD
DO TODAY ALL OVER AGAIN,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE
THE TIME.
I CAN HELP, PEE-WEE.
MEKKA LEKKA HI,
MEKKA HINEY HO.
NOW HERE'S A REPLAY
OF THE SHOW.
DEJA VU!
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY!
BYE.
BYE, PEE-WEE.
DRIVE CAREFUL, NOW.
DON'T WORRY, COWBOY CURTIS.
I WON'T GO TOO FAST.
OH!