[DUCKS QUACKING]
AAH!
[GNAWING, MUNCHING]
[EXOTIC BIRDS SQUAWKING]
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
HA HA.
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN AND
PULL YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE
WHO'LL GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S
FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ THE FLOWERS ARE SINGIN' ,
THE PICTURE PHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN' ♪
♪ CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS
IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GOING TO BE
THAT KIND OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
OH, HELLO,
BOYS AND GIRLS!
I'M JUST CLEANING UP.
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA.
HMM...
SAY, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE
DUSTY TODAY, CHANDELIER.
COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO!
[LAUGHING]
THAT TICKLES!
STOP, PEE-WEE, STOP!
[GIGGLING]
OKAY, CHANDELIER,
LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.
[CHUCKLES]
OKAY, HOW IS THIS,
PEE-WEE?
OOH!
HA HA.
HMM, WONDER WHO ELSE
IS TICKLISH IN HERE.
HOW ABOUT YOU, MAGIC SCREEN?
ARE YOU TICKLISH?
COOCHIE, COOCHIE,
COOCHIE, COO!
[LAUGHING]
OH, YES, I AM!
STOP, PEE-WEE,
STOP!
MMM...
HOW ABOUT YOU, GLOBEY?
ARE YOU TICKLISH?
COOCHIE, COOCHIE, COO!
STOP, PEE-WEE!
LET HIM HAVE IT, PEE-WEE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
MM-HMM.
HOW ABOUT YOU, RANDY?
NO, NO!
YOU WOULDN'T BE TICKLISH,
WOULD YOU?
COOCHIE, COOCHIE COO!
[LAUGHING]
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
LET'S TICKLE PEE-WEE!
HA HA.
OH, WASTING YOUR TIME, CHAIRRY.
I'M NOT EVEN TICKLISH,
EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
HA HA.
WOULDN'T WORK.
AAH!
[LAUGHING]
OKAY!
OKAY, I GIVE UP!
I GIVE UP.
I AM TICKLISH!
I AM!
WHOA.
HEY, LET'S GO FIND OUT
TODAY'S SECRET WORD!
[CONKY POWERING UP]
WHOOP!
HA HA.
[WHIRRING, KNOCKING]
CONKY 2000, READY
TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE!
GOOD, MORNING, CONKY.
WHAT'S TODAY'S SECRET WORD?
[BEEPING, CLICKING]
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS "THING"!
HA HA.
NOW, YOU ALL REMEMBER
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
[ALL]
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD!
READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
OH, FLOORY!
UH, WHAT IS IT, PEE-WEE?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS?
UH, OKAY, SURE THING.
[ALL SCREAMING]
OH. HA HA.
YOU GOT ME.
HA HA HA HA.
SORRY, FLOORY.
I GUESS IT'S JUST
'CAUSE I'M SUCH A WILD THING!
[ALL SCREAMING]
HA HA.
HUH HUH HUH.
HEY, LET'S CALL UP SOMEBODY
ON THE PICTURE PHONE!
[BOING]
[DIALING, BEEPING]
[BLIPS AND BEEPS]
HELLO?
HI, COWBOY CURTIS!
HOWDY, PEE-WEE.
COME ON OVER,
LET'S MESS AROUND!
GEE, I'D REALLY LIKE THAT,
PEE-WEE,
BUT I GOT ALL KINDS OF ROPING
AND WRANGLING I GOTTA GET AFTER.
WE CAN HAVE A LOT OF FUN!
DON'T YOU WANNA HAVE FUN?
YOU KNOW I WOULD, PEE-WEE,
BUT I GOTTA WORK TODAY.
YOU UNDERSTAND.
YEAH.
ADIOS, MUCHACHO!
ADIOS, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
[DIAL TONE]
I KNOW, I'LL CALL UP MISS
YVONNE. HA HA.
[DIALING, BEEPING]
[BLIPS AND BEEPS]
HELLO?
HI, MISS YVONNE!
HI, PEE-WEE!
COME ON OVER,
AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!
OH, I'D LOVE TO, PEE-WEE,
BUT I HAVE TO WORK.
WORK? WHEN DID YOU GET
A JOB, MISS YVONNE?
BEAUTY IS MY BUSINESS.
DO YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
IN PUPPETLAND?
GEE, I WOULDN'T KNOW.
[CHUCKLES]
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.
SOMETIMES BEING BEAUTIFUL
TAKES A LOT OF WORK.
OH.
[CHUCKLES]
SORRY.
HEY, IT'S NO BIG THING.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
BUH-BYE!
BYE.
MOO-HOO!
PEE-WEE!
♪♪ [RALLY FANFARE PLAYING]
COWNTESS!
COWNTESS,
COWNTESS, COWNTESS!
BOY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
WANNA PLAY SOMETHING?
OH, PEE-WEE, I'D LOVE TO.
YAY!
BUT I'VE GOT UDDERLY TONS
OF WORK TO DO.
MY CONDO LOOKS LIKE
AN ANIMAL LIVES THERE.
I JUST DROPPED BY TO TELL YOU
THAT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO PLAY WITH YOU.
OH, WELL, GEE,
THANKS ANYWAY.
YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME.
TOODLE-OO!
BYE.
WHAT A DRAG.
NOBODY CAN COME
OVER TO PLAY
'CAUSE EVERYONE HAS
TO WORK.
WHAT'D YOU EXPECT?
IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A HOLIDAY,
YOU KNOW.
YEAH.
TOO BAD IT ISN'T A HOLIDAY.
THEN EVERYONE COULD
COME OVER TO CELEBRATE.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY,
PEE-WEE?
THAT'S A TOUGH QUESTION,
CHAIRRY.
I DON'T KNOW, WHAT'S YOURS?
I LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY.
OH, BECAUSE IT'S THE BIRTHDAY
OF OUR COUNTRY?
UH-HUH!
AND BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE
THE BEST SEAT
FOR THE FIREWORKS.
[LAUGHTER]
I LIKE HALLOWEEN,
PEE-WEE.
TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET,
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD
TO EAT-- WHOO-HOO.
I LIKE CHRISTMAS.
THE SNOW, THE LIGHTS,
THE CAROLING...
YEAH, DON'T FORGET THE PRESENTS!
I LIKE MARTIN LUTHER KING'S
BIRTHDAY, PEE-WEE.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE,
GLOBEY.
THAT'S WHEN WE CELEBRATE
CIVIL RIGHTS AND EQUALITY.
I LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY,
PEE-WEE.
IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
[KISSY SOUNDS]
HA HA HA.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT THANKSGIVING?
YEAH, NOW YOU'RE
TALKING TURKEY!
[BOTH]
HA HA HA HA HA!
I LIKE MOTHER'S DAY!
I LIKE FATHER'S DAY!
I LIKE CINCO DE MAYO!
I LIKE VETERAN'S DAY.
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
I LIKE PALM SUNDAY!
ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
MOTHER'S DAY
AND FATHER'S DAY!
ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTS]
ROSH HASHANAH!
I LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON'S
BIRTHDAY.
I KNOW!
LET'S PRETEND IT'S A HOLIDAY!
YEAH, BUT WHICH HOLIDAY?
HMM. ALL OF 'EM!
WE'LL ROLL 'EM ALL TOGETHER,
AND WE'LL CALL IT, UH...
PLAYHOUSE DAY!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
YAY, PLAYHOUSE DAY!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS!
WELCOME BACK TO
PLAYHOUSE DAY!
HA HA.
I'M JUST PUTTING UP OUR
PLAYHOUSE DAY DECORATIONS!
GIMME THAT, CAT.
RRRRRRR...
LOOK, PEE-WEE!
I'M PUTTING UP
THE PLAYHOUSE DAY HEARTS!
THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, CONKY.
HA HA.
I'M DECORATING
THE PLAYHOUSE DAY TREE.
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!
I'M THE STAR, I'M THE STAR!
NO AUTOGRAPHS,
PLEASE.
HA HA HA HA.
HEY, PEE-WEE,
HERE'S A PRESENT FOR YOU
TO PUT UNDER
THE PLAYHOUSE DAY TREE.
OH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY SWEET
OF YOU, RANDY.
EHH, DON'T MENTION IT.
BUT BE SURE YOU DON'T PEEK.
OKAY, I WON'T!
[CHUCKLES]
AAH!
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
APRIL FOOLS!
I MEAN,
PLAYHOUSE DAY FOOLS!
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
[ALL]
THE KING OF CARTOONS IS COMING!
♪♪ [UPBEAT MUSIC]
♪ THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU HEARD US CORRECTLY ♪
♪ HE'LL BE RIGHT IN DIRECTLY ♪
♪ TO PRESENT
THE CARTOON PERFECTLY ♪
♪ DOOBY DOOBY DOOBY DOO-AHH ♪
♪ THE KING. ♪
[ALL]
... OF CARTOONS!
YAY!
♪♪ [REGAL FANFARE PLAYS]
HELLO, PEE-WEE!
HI, YOUR MAJESTY!
WHAT ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL
DECORATIONS FOR?
OH, IT'S FOR OUR NEW HOLIDAY.
WE MADE IT UP.
IT'S CALLED PLAYHOUSE DAY!
WHAT A WONDERFUL IDEA.
CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY HOLIDAYS,
NOW, CAN WE?
NOPE.
WELL...
LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL,
SHALL WE?
YEAH!
WE SHALL, WE SHALL!
AS KING OF CARTOONS,
I HEREBY DECLARE TODAY
OFFICIALLY
PLAYHOUSE DAY.
[ALL CHEERING]
I'M GOING TO PROCLAIM
THE NEW HOLIDAY
ALL ACROSS PUPPETLAND.
BUT FIRST, LET THE OFFICIAL
PLAYHOUSE DAY
CARTOON BEGIN!
AS EVERYONE KNOWS,
GOLDFISH MUST HAVE WATER
IN ORDER TO EXIST.
♪♪ [CHEERFUL MUSIC]
BUT GOLDFISH HATE CATS.
WHILE ON THE OTHER HAND,
CATS HATE WATER...
... BUT MUST HAVE GOLDFISH
IN ORDER TO EXIST.
[SLURP, SLURP]
[SLURPING]
[HUMMING]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
PEE-WEE?
I'M CARVING OUT THE OFFICIAL
PLAYHOUSE DAY WATERMELON,
MAGIC SCREEN!
SEE?
HUH HUH HUH.
I'M GONNA PUT IT IN THE WINDOW
SO EVERYONE PASSING BY
THE PLAYHOUSE
WILL SEE THAT WE'RE CELEBRATING
PLAYHOUSE DAY!
OH, YOU MEAN LIKE
A PUMPKIN ON HALLOWEEN?
THAT KIND OF THING?
[ALL SCREAMING]
PRECISELY, MAGIC SCREEN.
LOOK, I EVEN SCOOPED OUT
ALL THE STUFF
AND SAVED IT SO WE CAN HAVE IT
FOR OUR DELICIOUS
PLAYHOUSE DAY SNACK.
HA HA.
MMM.
MMM, WATERY.
HA HA.
MMM, MELONY.
HA HA.
SEEDY.
HA HA.
PEE-WEE!
WHAT IS IT,
MAGIC GLASSES?
PUT ME ON, PUT ME ON!
[EXPLOSIONS, ROCK MUSIC]
WHOA!
OOH!
AHH!
WHOA!
OOH!
AHH!
PLAYHOUSE DAY FIREWORKS.
WOW, HA HA.
THANKS, MAGIC GLASSES.
I REALLY GOT A BANG OUT OF THAT.
[CHUCKLES]
HEY, PEE-WEE,
HERE COMES MISS YVONNE
AND COWBOY CURTIS.
[LAUGHTER]
MISS YVONNE, COWBOY CURTIS.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO WORK.
SO DID WE, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE
THE KING OF CARTOONS
MADE TODAY AN
OFFICIAL HOLIDAY.
NOBODY HAS TO WORK.
MOO-HOO!
COME ON, DUDES!
LET'S PARTY!
[ALL]
YAY!
♪♪ [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
♪♪
WE'RE HAVING A PLAYHOUSE DAY
SEA MONSTER EGG HUNT!
IT'S JUST LIKE
AN EASTER EGG HUNT,
ONLY INSTEAD OF
HUNTING FOR EASTER EGGS,
YOU HUNT FOR
SEA MONSTER EGGS!
HEY, PEE-WEE!
THESE SEA MONSTER EGGS SURE DO
LOOK A LOT LIKE POTATOES.
THAT'S RIGHT, COWBOY CURTIS.
HA HA.
IN FACT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY SEA MONSTER EGGS
AT YOUR HOUSE,
ORDINARY POTATOES
WILL DO JUST FINE.
LOOK!
I FOUND A SEA MONSTER EGG!
SO DID I!
ME TOO!
I CAN'T FIND ANY!
[CARDS SHUFFLING]
[GRUNTS]
OOH!
[DINOSAURS GRUNTING, SQUAWKING]
DID YOU FIND ANY
SEA MONSTER EGGS, PEE-WEE?
NOT EVEN ONE, CHAIRRY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I FOUND ONE!
I FOUND A SEA MONSTER EGG!
OR MAYBE YOU'RE A SEA MONSTER,
PEE-WEE,
AND YOU JUST LAID AN EGG.
HEY, PEE-WEE, IT'S ALMOST TIME
FOR A PENNY CARTOON.
GREAT!
HA HA HA.
I KNOW, LET'S HAVE
A PLAYHOUSE DAY COUNTDOWN,
JUST LIKE
ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.
GOOD IDEA!
HA HA HA.
READY, EVERYBODY?
READY, PEE-WEE.
FIVE...
[ALL]
... FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!
HAPPY PLAYHOUSE DAY!
[CHEERING, HORNS BLOWING]
HAPPY PLAYHOUSE DAY!
[DING]
[STRETCH, BOING]
HI.
I'M PENNY.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A SLUMBER
PARTY.
[LAUGHTER]
MY MOM'S GOING TO BE
AT THE SLUMBER PARTY, TOO.
OH, SHE'S GOING TO GIVE US
ICE CREAM CONES
AND POPCORN, ALL SORTS OF STUFF.
MY FRIEND'S GOING TO GIVE ME
SOME LONG-TIP MARKERS.
I'M GOING TO PUT UP A SIGN
THAT SAYS
"NO BOYS ALLOWED"
AND KICK 'EM OUT.
[LAUGHS]
THEY'LL FALL FLAT ON THEIR BUTT.
AND WHAT HOLIDAY WOULD BE
COMPLETE WITHOUT A PARADE?
COME ON, EVERYONE,
GET UP,
AND LET'S ALL MARCH TOGETHER.
JUST STEP TO THE MUSIC,
OR IF YOU LIKE,
SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING
"LOUIE LOUIE"]
♪♪
[CRANK WINDING]
[AIR WHOOSHING]
[POP]
IT SURE WAS FUN MAKING UP
OUR OWN HOLIDAY, HA HA.
REMEMBER, PLAYHOUSE DAY CAN BE
ON ANY DAY YOU WANT,
BECAUSE PLAYHOUSE DAY
IS REALLY JUST A DAY
FOR EVERYONE TO DO THEIR THING.
[ALL SCREAMING]
AAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]