[SCOOTER ENGINE]
AAH!
[CHEWING]
[MONKEYS CHITTERING]
[RATTLING]
[CLICKING]
[GIRAFFE SLURPING]
[SNAKE HISSING]
[RHINO BRAYING]
[CHIRPING]
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
[TURTLE GRUNTS]
[CHICKEN CLUCKS]
HA HA!
[BIRD CAWS]
[OWL HOOTS]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AHH!
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ AND PULL
YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
- LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
- UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
- THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
- ARGH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM PUPPETLAND ♪
- WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
- YEAH!
♪ WE GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO'LL
GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
- HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN',
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN',
CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
- HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND
OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
- HA HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
REMEMBER ME?
I'M BILLY BALONEY.
HEH HEH.
PERHAPS YOU'VE
READ MY BOOK,
"THE BILLY BALONEY STORY."
SOON TO BE A MAJOR
MOTION PICTURE
STARRING ME,
BILLY BALONEY.
YOU KNOW,
IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
WHEN I WAS
JUST A LITTLE BABY BALONEY.
HELLO, BILLY.
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M PEE-WEE HERMAN.
REMEMBER?
THE STAR OF THE SHOW?
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YES, I AM.
[WHIRRING]
C-CONKY 2-2000
READY T-TO ASSIST YOU,
PEE-WEE.
GOOD MORNING,
CONKY.
MAY I PLEASE KNOW
WHAT TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS?
R-R-R-RIGHTY-O,
P-P-PEE-WEE.
[PRINTER WHIRRING]
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "NO."
- N-N-NO.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, CONKY.
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "NO."
N-N-NO, NO.
IS THERE AN ECHO
IN HERE?
CONKY, MAYBE YOU'D LIKE
TO TELL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
WHAT TODAY'S
SECRET WORD IS.
- N-N-NO.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, "NO"!
BUT "N-N-NO" IS N-NOT
THE SECRET W-WORD.
- NO?
- N-NO.
CONKY... ARE YOU TRYING
TO DRIVE ME CRAZY?
N-NEGATIVE,
P-P-PEE-WEE.
Y-YOU'VE GOT THE SECRET W-WORD
UPSIDE D-DOWN.
OH!
HA HA HA!
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "ON."
A-AFFIRMATIVE, T-TODAY'S
SECRET W-WORD IS "O-ON."
HMM,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
IT'S A SECRET WORD THAT
YOU CAN READ TWO DIFFERENT WAYS.
THIS WAY, IT'S "NO."
AND THIS WAY,
IT'S "ON."
HMM.
THIS MAY CALL FOR
SOME SPECIAL RULES.
EVERYONE REMEMBERS
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER YOU HEAR
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
[ALL]
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT DOES ANYONE
KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHEN YOU HEAR TODAY'S
SECRET UPSIDE DOWN WORD?
D'AH, KEEP QUIET?
MMM, GUESS AGAIN,
FLOORY.
WHEN YOU HEAR TODAY'S SECRET
UPSIDE DOWN WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD
UPSIDE DOWN!
HEH HEH, READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
- OH, CHANDELIER!
- OUI, OUI, PEE-WEE.
WHAT DO I DO
WHEN IT GETS DARK?
WELL, PEE-WEE,
YOU TURN ME ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
OH, MAGIC SCREEN?
YES, PEE-WEE?
ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN?
WHY, NO!
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
THAT KIND OF
MADE ME FEEL SICK.
I THINK WE BETTER COOL IT WITH
THE UPSIDE DOWN SECRET WORD.
[CHUCKLING]
HEY, PEE-WEE.
LET'S WATCH THIS.
MOTHER, WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE
MARY DIDN'T INVITE ME
TO HER PARTY?
ARE YOU SURE
YOU DIDN'T GET AN INVITATION?
MAYBE THEY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T
WANT TO GO TO A PARTY.
THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT
I WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO ACT.
HEY NOW. YOUR NAME'S CINDY,
NOT CINDERELLA.
YOU'LL GET AN
INVITATION TO THE PARTY.
OH, IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
ANYHOW.
- GOODNIGHT, MOTHER.
- GOODNIGHT, CINDY.
[ECHOING]
YOU'LL GO TO THE PARTY.
YOU'LL GO
TO THE PARTY.
WAKE UP, CINDY.
WHAT?
WHO'S THERE?
I DON'T SEE
ANYBODY.
OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
I'M NOT JUST
ANYBODY.
I'M YOUR FAIRY
GODMOTHER.
I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY.
OH, I DO, I DO!
THEN WE'VE GOT
SOME WORK TO DO.
WE'VE GOT TO
GET YOU READY.
NOW, HURRY UP,
GET OUT OF BED.
♪ [SLIDE WHISTLE] ♪
OOH, WHAT A MESS.
OH WELL. THAT'S WHY
I HAVE THE MAGIC WAND.
READY?
OH, BUT THIS ISN'T
MY VERY BEST DRESS.
OH, NOW, LOOK.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE PARTY
TO SHOW OFF YOUR CLOTHES,
BUT YOU SHOULD BE...
♪ [CHIME] ♪
CLEAN...
AND NEAT WHEN YOU GO
TO THE PARTY.
OH.
WE BETTER HURRY NOW.
WE DON'T
WANT TO BE LATE.
READY?
HERE WE GO TO MARY'S.
- CINDY.
- WELL, HI, DENNIS.
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
COMING TO THE PARTY.
I WASN'T, BUT YOU'LL SEE HER,
THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
SEE HER?
SEE WHO?
SEE ME.
WHAT?
SHE'S GOING TO HELP US ENJOY
THE PARTY.
YOU ARE?
CERTAINLY.
SEE, THEY'RE SETTING UP FOR
A GAME OF MUSICAL CHAIRS.
OH, BUT I DON'T LIKE--
THERE. THAT'S THE WAY
TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY.
JOIN IN THE GAMES.
A PARTY CALLS FOR
TEAMWORK.
DON'T BE TOO NOISY
OR ROUGH.
AND DON'T BREAK THINGS.
DON'T TEASE
OR MAKE FUN OF OTHERS.
NOT EVEN
YOUR VERY BEST FRIENDS.
THEY MIGHT NOT
UNDERSTAND.
SEE HOW MUCH FUN IT IS
WHEN YOU JOIN IN THE GAMES
IN THE RIGHT WAYS?
I JUST HOPE I CAN REMEMBER
THE RIGHT WAYS YOU'VE SHOWN US.
THAT'S EASY.
JUST REMEMBER YOUR MANNERS.
BE POLITE.
AND ABOVE ALL...
BE CONSIDERATE
OF OTHERS.
SO HAVE FUN TOGETHER.
[GIRL]
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER GAME.
- HAVE FUN!
- COME ON, LET'S GO!
[ALL SCREAMING]
"MOO"-HOO, PEE-WEE.
HI, COWNTESS. HOW ARE "MOO"?
OH, PEE-WEE,
I JUST FINISHED SHOOTING
THIS FABULOUS "MOO-VIE."
I'D LIKE
YOU TO WATCH IT.
♪ DOWN ON THE PLAINS
DOWN NEAR SANTA FE ♪
♪ I MET A COWBOY ♪
♪ WALKING
THE RANGE ONE DAY ♪
♪ AND AS
HE JOGGED ALONG ♪
♪ I HEARD HIM SINGING ♪
♪ A MOST PECULIAR
COWBOY SONG ♪
♪ IT WAS A DITTY ♪
♪ HE LEARNED
IN THE CITY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YAH
YAH YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YIPPEE
YI YAY ♪
♪ GET ALONG ♪
♪ GET HIP,
LITTLE DOGGIES ♪
- ♪ GET ALONG ♪
- ♪ [HUMMING ALONG] ♪
♪ BETTER BE
ON YOUR WAY ♪
- ♪ GET ALONG ♪
- ♪ [HUMMING ALONG] ♪
♪ GET HIP,
LITTLE DOGGIES ♪
♪ AND HE TRUCKED THEM
ON DOWN ♪
♪ THE OLD FAIRWAY ♪
♪ SINGING HIS
COW COW BOOGIE ♪
♪ IN THE STRANGEST WAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI
YI YI YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YIPPILY
YI YAY ♪
♪ SINGING HIS COWBOY
SONGS ♪
♪ HE'S JUST TOO MUCH ♪
♪ HE'S GOT A KNOCKED-OUT
WESTERN ACCENT ♪
♪ WITH A HARLEM TOUCH ♪
♪ HE WAS RAISED ♪
♪ ON LOCAL WEED ♪
♪ HE'S WHAT YOU'D CALL ♪
♪ A SWING HALF-BREED ♪
♪ SINGING
HIS COW COW BOOGIE ♪
♪ IN THE STRANGEST WAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YAH
YAH YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YIPPILY
YI YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YAH
YAH YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YIPPILY
YI YAY ♪
♪ COMMA TI YAH... ♪
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
TODAY FOR SNACK TIME,
WE'RE MAKING
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SNACKS
CHEESE BALLS!
IT'S EASY!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
TAKE SOME GRATED CHEESE
AND ROLL IT INTO A BALL.
LIKE THIS.
HA HA!
THEN COVER IT WITH NUTS
LIKE THIS.
HA HA!
VOILA.
A CHEESE BALL.
DID YOU REMEMBER
TO WASH YOUR HANDS?
OOH, NO!
HA HA! JUST KIDDING,
MISS YVONNE.
♪ ROLL, ROLL, ROLL YOUR CHEESE
INTO LITTLE BALLS ♪
HA HA!
[CHUCKLING]
YEP, THERE'S
THE LAST CHEESE BALL.
ALL READY TO POP
RIGHT IN THE OVEN.
UH-UH.
THAT'S THE GREAT PART.
WE DON'T HAVE
TO COOK THIS SNACK.
WE CAN JUST POP IT
IN THE FRIDGE AND CHILL.
[CLEARS THROAT]
EXCUSE ME.
NOW WE WAIT
A FEW HOURS.
UH-UH.
CLOCKEY, WOULD YOU
HELP US OUT?
SURE THING.
EEE...
OH...
NOW WE JUST
ADD THE PARTY PICKS.
YIPPEE!
[CHUCKLING]
[GROWLING]
HA HA!
[GROWLING]
- OW! OW!
- [CHUCKLING]
- [GROWLING] ...OW!
- [CHUCKLING]
[RICARDO]
HELLO? GOOD MORNING.
MMM, CHEESE BALLS.
DELICIOSO!
HI, RICARDO.
COME ON IN!
HOLA, PEE-WEE.
HOLA, MISS YVONNE.
HI, RICARDO.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME.
OOH,
I LOVE CHEESE BALLS.
OH, WHY DON'T
YOU MARRY ONE?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
HEY, RICARDO.
HOW WOULD YOU SAY
"CHEESE BALL" IN ESPAÑOL?
IN SPANISH,
WE CALL THEM BOLAS DE QUESO.
HMM.
WELL, I'M GOING TO EAT
A BLAH BLAH-BLAH BLAH BLAH
RIGHT NOW.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
[ALL]
MMM.
CHEESEY.
MMM...
BALLY.
MM, NUTTY.
[CHUCKLING]
HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT WOULD GO GREAT
WITH THESE
CHEESE BALLS RIGHT NOW?
- [BOTH] WHAT?
- A "PENNY" CARTOON.
[GASPS]
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, PEE-WEE?
PUT ONE ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
HELLO, MY NAME IS PENNY,
AND I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER
WHO'S VERY CRAZY.
HIS NAME IS DANIEL.
HE'S ABOUT HALF MY SIZE.
HE'S BIG. I MEAN,
HE'S REALLY, LITERALLY BIG.
HE'S THREE YEARS OLD,
AND HE SPEAKS LIKE
HE'S KIND OF RUSSIAN
OR SOMETHING.
SAYS, "I HOFF TO.
HA HA HA.
"I HOFF TO DO DIS NOW.
YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME,
OR I GONNA CRY."
HIS MOUTH OPENS REALLY WIDE,
AND HE GOES, "AAH!"
AND, UM...
MY SISTER,
SHE'S REALLY SMART.
SHE'S A REALLY GOOD
DANCER, SINGER
- ♪ AHHH... ♪
- ...EVERYTHING.
HER HAIR, IT'S GOT RED BLOB,
AND THEN YELLOW BLOB
AND THEN BLACK BLOB.
OOH!
LIKE, OUT OF THIS WORLD.
"HAVA HAVA HAVA!"
AAH!
WELL, I THINK THEY'RE-THEY'RE,
UM, CRAZY.
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS!
I'M MAKING A MOBILE.
HA HA...
WHAT'S A MOBILE?
HMM,
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
A MOBILE IS
A DECORATION
THAT MOVES IN THE AIR.
HA HA!
YOU NEED SOME
COLORED CONSTRUCTION PAPER,
AND THEN,
VERY CAREFULLY,
YOU CUT OUT SOME
WEIRD SHAPES LIKE THIS.
THEN...
YOU PUNCH A HOLE
WITH A HOLE PUNCHER.
OOP! HEH HEH.
I CAN SEE YOU!
NOW WE'RE GONNA
COLOR A DESIGN...
♪ LA LA LA LAAA
LA LA LA LA LA ♪
...WITH SOME CRAYONS.
YOU CAN COLOR
ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT,
BUT MAKE SURE THAT
YOU COLOR BOTH SIDES.
YOU'LL SEE WHY
IN JUST A MINUTE.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
OOH. HEH HEH.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
BEAUTIFUL.
NOW, I CUT OUT
SOME PIECES OF YARN,
LIKE THIS.
AND TIE THE YARN...
LIKE THIS, IN A KNOT,
SO IT WON'T FALL OFF.
♪ LA LA LA ♪
JUST TALK AMONGST YOURSELVES
WHILE I DO THIS.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
OKAY, QUIET!
NOW...
[RUBBERY SQUEAKING]
WE'RE GOING
TO TIE THESE SHAPES
TO THE COAT HANGER.
♪ LA-LA! ♪
LOOK, A MOBILE!
HOO HOO...
BEAUTIFUL.
[GROWLING]
NOW I'M GOING TO HANG THIS
IN THE WINDOW
AND LET THE BREEZE
DO ITS THING.
[CHUCKLING]
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
OOH...
♪ LA-LAAA LA LA LA ♪
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
MMM,
BEAUTIFUL!
HELLO, MOBILE.
[FALSETTO]
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
PRESENTING.
[ALL]
HIS ROYAL MAJESTY,
THE KING OF CARTOONS!
♪ [MUSIC BEGINS] ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU HEARD US CORRECTLY ♪
♪ HE'LL BE
RIGHT IN DIRECTLY ♪
♪ TO PRESENT
THE CARTOON PERFECTLY ♪
♪ DOOBIE DOOBIE
DOOBIE DOO-WA! ♪
♪ THE KING ♪
[ALL]
♪ OF CARTOONS ♪
YAY!
HELLO,
YOUR MAJESTY.
GOOD MORNING,
PEE-WEE.
BOYS AND GIRLS,
DWELLERS OF
THE PLAYHOUSE,
CONSCIENTIOUS CLOCKEY,
OH...
CHARMING CHAIRRY,
AND IMAGINATIVE
MAGIC SCREEN,
CALCULATING CONKY,
GLORIOUS GLOBEY.
MMM...
MMM, OOH,
FRAGRANT FLOWERS
HEY.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
RAMBUNCTIOUS RANDY!
AND THE LIST GOES ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
WELL...
LET THE CARTOON BEGIN!
[FILM REEL SPINNING]
[QUACKING]
[CHANTING]
HOLD THAT LINE!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
GET UP!
GET OUT OF YOUR SEAT
AND ONTO YOUR FEET!
IT'S TIME FOR
PEE-WEE AEROBICS!
ALL RIGHT, NOW,
MAKE SURE YOU'VE GOT
PLENTY OF ROOM
SO YOU DON'T KICK ANY FURNITURE.
ESPECIALLY NOT
ANY CHAIRS.
MMM, AMEN,
CHAIRRY.
ALL RIGHT, READY?
NOW, SHAKE IT OUT.
HA HA!
♪ [GONG CRASHES] ♪
ALL RIGHT, NOW...
PUT YOUR HANDS WAY UP
OVER YOUR HEAD.
[PEE-WEE STRAINING]
AHH, NOW...
DOWN, DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
GOOD.
OKAY, NOW,
WE'RE GOING TO LIFT
OUR RIGHT LEG,
BUT FIRST, YOU MIGHT WANNA
GET A CHAIR TO LEAN ON
SO YOU DON'T LOSE
YOUR BALANCE.
READY? OKAY,
HERE WE GO.
RAISE YOUR RIGHT LEG UP
ABOVE YOUR HEAD
AHH, LIKE THAT.
AND NOW THE OTHER LEG
UP ABOVE
YOUR HEAD.
AHH... AAH!
HA HA! OOH.
PRETZELY. HA HA!
HEH HEH.
OOH, OKAY, NOW,
TAKE 'EM DOWN.
HA HA! HA HA.
I FOOLED YOU
WITH MY PHONY LEGS.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY
WITH ME, PEE-WEE.
RIGHT ON!
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
♪ CONNECT THE DOTS ♪
♪ LALA LALA LA ♪
♪ CONNECT THE DOTS ♪
♪ LALA LALA LA ♪♪
HEY, LOOK.
IT'S A HANG GLIDER.
LET'S GO HANG GLIDING.
HA HA!
[MAGIC SCREEN] DON'T FORGET
YOUR SAFETY HELMET, PEE-WEE.
GEE, THANKS,
MAGIC SCREEN.
HANG ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
AAH! HA HA!
I'M FLYING!
AAH! WHAT'S THAT
BLINDING REFLECTION?
SIR, COULD YOU COVER UP
YOUR BALD SPOT? HA HA!
HELLO. OOH,
NICE TAN LINE, MA'AM.
HA HA!
OOH, MUSCLE MEN!
AAH!
[HOCKS LOOGIE]
[FABRIC RUSTLES]
UH-OH.
UH OH-I'M BEING
BLOWN OUT TO SEA!
AAH!
- AAH!
- GOTCHA!
HEH HEH,
THANKS, CHAIRRY.
WITH ME, YOU'LL ALWAYS
HAVE A FRIEND TO LAND ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
[LAUGHING]
WELP,
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.
BOY, I SURE HAD FUN.
I WISH IT COULD GO ON!
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
AND ON!
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
AND ON.
[CHEERING, BELL RINGING]
AAH!