[SCOOTER PUTT-PUTTING]
[DUCKS QUACKING]
AAH!
[CHEWING]
[MONKEYS CHITTERING]
[RATTLING]
[CLICKING]
[RATTLING]
[BELLOWING]
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
[PTERRI SQUAWKS]
HEH HEH!
[CROW CAWS]
[OWL HOOTING]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
AAH!
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ AND PULL
YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
LIKE CHAIRRY!
♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
THAT'S YOU!
♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY
RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM
PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKY BABY ♪
♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
YEAH!
♪ YOU GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO'LL
GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN',
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN',
CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
HA HA!
♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND
OF MORNING ♪
♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
HA HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
♪ [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
[SNORING]
OH.
GOOD MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
YOU'RE HERE ALREADY.
I MUST
HAVE OVERSLEPT.
CLOCKEY,
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT'S SHOWTIME!
TIME TO GET UP
AND SPARKLE, PEE-WEE.
SPARKLE!
[RUBBER STRETCHING]
MORNING, FLOORY.
GOOD MORNING.
[PEE-WEE HUMMING]
[WATER RUNNING]
[WATER RUNNING STOPS]
[WATER RUNNING RESUMES]
[HUMMING]
[GASPS]
OOH!
HM-HM!
[TOILET FLUSHING]
[HUMMING]
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
OOP! HM-HM.
[JACKHAMMERING]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
AAH! WHOA!
[MUFFLED YELLING]
[HUMMING]
[SPITTING]
[HUMMING]
[SWISHING WATER]
[GURGLING]
[SPITTING]
[WATER RUNNING]
GOOD MORNING,
PEE-WEE.
YOU'RE STILL
IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
GOOD MORNING,
MAGIC SCREEN.
SHOULDN'T YOU
GET DRESSED?
HM, LET'S SEE.
WHAT SHOULD I
WEAR TODAY?
I KNOW, PEE-WEE.
WATCH.
♪ [SYNTHESIZER MUSIC PLAYS] ♪
THANKS, MAGIC SCREEN,
BUT NO THANKS.
OOH!
HEH HEH!
HEY, IT'S TIME
FOR BREAKFAST.
I'LL RACE YOU
TO THE KITCHEN.
ON YOUR MARK...
GET SET...
... GET SET...
HA HA. GO!
[STARTER PISTOL FIRES]
I LET YOU WIN.
[FILM PROJECTOR CLICKING]
HEY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?!
[FOOD CLAMORING]
[HUMMING]
HA HA HA!
MMM.
MELONY. HA HA!
HA HA HA HA.
AAH, CANTALOUPE!
HEH HEH.
OH, HONEYDEW!
HM-HM-HM!
PEE-WEE.
WHAT IS IT,
GLOBEY?
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
I DON'T KNOW,
GLOBEY.
WHY DON'T YOU
ASK CONKY?
OKAY.
WHOA!
HEH HEH HEH.
UH-OH.
AH, HERE IT IS.
[SPINDLE WHIRRING]
[PEE-WEE] WHOOP!
HM... AHH.
[CONKY POWERING UP]
CONKY 2--2000
READY TO ASSIST YOU,
GLOBEY.
HELLO, CONKY.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M F-FINE.
TH-- THANK YOU,
GLOBEY.
THAT'S NICE
TO HEAR.
SAY, CONKY,
WHAT'S TODAY'S
SECRET WORD?
I'M DYING TO KNOW.
O-O-ONE MOMENT,
PLEASE.
[TICKER CLACKING]
[GROANING]
PEE-WEE.
NOW WHAT IS IT,
GLOBEY?
I CAN'T REACH IT.
I'M TOO SHORT.
THEN WHY NOT ASK
SOMEONE TO HELP YOU?
HMM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOING?
I'D BE GLAD TO--
TO ASSIST YOU, GLOBEY.
THANK YOU, CONKY.
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "SHOW."
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT TO DO
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD, RIGHT?
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT.
FOR THE REST
OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REAL LOUD.
READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
HEY, PEE-WEE.
HEY WHAT, GLOBEY?
GUESS WHAT TODAY'S
SECRET WORD IS.
MM, IS IT "SHOW?"
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
THOUGHT SO.
B-B-B-BUT--
BUT WHAT, CONKY?
HOW DID YOU KNOW
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
WAS GOING
TO BE "SHOW?"
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
BECAUSE, CONKY.
I KNOW EVERYTHING,
REMEMBER?
IT'S MY SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
THAT PICTUREPHONE
RIGHT OVER THERE
IS GOING TO START RINGING.
I SAID, RIGHT ABOUT NOW,
THAT PICTUREPHONE
IS GOING TO START RINGING!
[PICTUREPHONE RINGING]
HEH HEH.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
I'LL GET IT!
[LEVER CRANKING]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE,
PEE-WEE SPEAKING!
HI, PEE-WEE.
IT'S RHONDA,
YOUR PICTUREPHONE OPERATOR.
REMEMBER ME?
UH.
YEAH.
HI, RHONDA.
HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
UH.
FINE, NOTHING,
AND MY SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
I JUST LOVE
THAT SECRET WORD.
THEN WHY
DON'T YOU MARRY IT?
'CAUSE I'M HOLDING OUT
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
SOMEBODY WHO WEARS
A PLAID SUIT,
A RED BOW TIE,
AND HAS
HIS OWN SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
UH, WELL...
GOOD LUCK, RHONDA.
UH, I HOPE
YOU GET IT. HEH HEH.
I GOTTA GO.
MY PARENTS JUST CAME IN.
HOLD ON, PEE-WEE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU
ON THE LINE,
IS THERE ANYBODY I CAN
CONNECT YOU WITH?
MM. NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
ARE YOU SURE?
IT'S NO TROUBLE.
I CAN CONNECT YOU
JUST LIKE THIS.
NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
MAYBE THERE'S A NUMBER
YOU'D LIKE ME
TO LOOK UP FOR YOU.
NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
HOW ABOUT IF I...
INTERRUPT SOMEBODY'S CALL
FOR YOU?
NO.
THAT'S OKAY.
BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
ALL RIGHT THEN.
I'LL LET YOU GO.
BUT REMEMBER,
PEE-WEE,
IF YOU NEED ME,
CALL ME.
OKAY.
THANKS, RHONDA.
BU-BYE.
BYE.
BYE-BYE.
BU-BU-BU-BYE.
BYE.
[SMOOCHING]
BYE!
BYE.
BYE!
BU-BYE.
GOODBYE!
OKAY, OKAY,
GOODBYE!
♪ BYE, BYE, BYE, ♪
♪ BABY, BYE ♪
BYE.
GEE, MRS. RENE,
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU PLAYHOUSE-SITTING FOR ME.
OH, FORGET IT.
YOU JUST GO AND HAVE
YOURSELF A GOOD TIME.
BY THE WAY,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
OH, ME AND COWBOY CURTIS
ARE GOING CAMPING!
I LOVE THE OUTDOORS
AS LONG AS
I AM ON THE INDOORS.
HEH HEH.
OKAY NOW...
THE EMERGENCY NUMBERS
ARE BY THE PICTUREPHONE.
THERE'S PLENTY
OF FOOD AND JUNK
TO EAT IN THE REFRIGERATOR,
AND PLEASE, DO NOT BREAK
ANYTHING OF ANY VALUE.
LIKE WHAT?
HEH HEH!
OKAY, EVERYBODY.
PLEASE MAKE SURE
TO OBEY MRS. RENE.
[ALL]
WE WILL.
THANK YOU.
AND I WANT EVERYBODY
IN BED BY 7:30.
[ALL]
AWW.
OKAY, MIDNIGHT.
[ALL]
YAY!
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
LET'S GET A MOVE ON.
OKAY, I'M COMING,
COWBOY CURTIS.
HOLD YOUR HORSES!
[HORSE WHINNIES]
OKAY, DID I MENTION
THAT THE, UH,
EMERGENCY NUMBERS WERE
BY THE PICTUREPHONE?
YES.
DID I MENTION THAT THERE
WAS FOOD AND JUNK
TO EAT IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
YES.
AND DID I MENTION TO PLEASE NOT
BREAK ANYTHING OF ANY VALUE?
ALL RIGHT ALREADY.
COME ON,
PEE-WEE.
I'D LIKE TO GET GOING
BEFORE THE END OF THE SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
HA HA!
BYE BYE!
BYE!
BYE, EVERYBODY!
[ALL]
BYE-BYE, PEE-WEE.
BU-BYE!
[DOG CHAIR] BYE, COWBOY CURTIS.
[MR. WINDOW] HAVE FUN CAMPING.
BYE.
BYE!
["GOODBYES" FADE OUT]
YEE-HAW!
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
WHOA, WHOA!
HEH HEH.
GOOD BOY.
WOW.
THIS PLACE SURE IS COOL,
COWBOY CURTIS.
IT'S THE GRAND CANYON,
PEE-WEE.
AIN'T IT GRAND?
YEAH.
NOW I KNOW WHY YOU LIKE
BEING A COWBOY SO MUCH.
THAT'S 'CAUSE
I LOVE NATURE, PEE-WEE.
IT'S SO...
WELL, IT'S SO...
NATURAL?
YEAH!
THAT'S THE WORD,
PEE-WEE.
NATURAL.
[CHUCKLING]
[CLICKING HIS TONGUE]
YAH!
YOU KNOW,
IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE
TAKE CARE OF NATURE, PEE-WEE,
BY NOT LITTERING
AND NOT POLLUTING
OUR WATERS AND STREAMS.
WELL, THAT WAY,
ALL THIS NATURAL BEAUTY
WILL REMAIN NATURAL
FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.
[ECHOING "COME"]
HEY.
[ECHOING "HEY"]
LISTEN.
[ECHOING "LISTEN"]
IT'S AN ECHO.
[ECHOING]
YOU CAN SAY
THAT AGAIN.
[ECHOING]
ECHOEY. HA HA!
[ECHOING]
YOU OUGHT TO HAVE
AN ECHO IN EVERY SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
♪ [YODELING] ♪
[CURTIS CHUCKLING]
HEH HEH!
OH, HI.
ME AND COWBOY CURTIS
ARE HAVING A WIENER ROAST!
HEH HEH HEH!
HOW'S YOUR WIENER DOING,
COWBOY CURTIS?
WELL, JUST A LITTLE
BIT OVERCOOKED,
BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY
I LIKE IT.
HOW'S YOUR WIENER,
PEE-WEE?
PERFECT!
WELL, GOOD,
LET'S EAT.
WOULD YOU PASS ME A BUN,
COWBOY CURTIS?
I THOUGHT YOU BROUGHT
THE BUNS.
I THOUGHT
YOU BROUGHT THE BUNS.
WELL, I DIDN'T BRING
THE BUNS
BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING TO BRING THE BUNS.
WELL, I DIDN'T BRING
THE BUNS
BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING TO BRING THE BUNS.
WELL, I BROUGHT
THE WIENERS.
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
BRING THE BUNS?
I DIDN'T BRING
THE BUNS BECAUSE I--
LOOK HERE, PEE-WEE,
LET'S JUST FORGET
ABOUT THE BUNS, OKAY?
OKAY, FINE.
FINE.
[CLUNK]
WOULD YOU PASS ME SOME MUSTARD,
PLEASE, COWBOY CURTIS?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO BRING THE MUSTARD.
HA HA HA!
HEE HEE HEE!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[PEE-WEE]
HEH HEH, THOUGHT YOU...
[HOOTING]
♪ SHE WON'T ♪
♪ MARRY ME ♪
[SOBBING]
[CHUCKLING]
HEH HEH!
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL,
COWBOY CURTIS.
WELL, THANK YOU,
PEE-WEE.
[YAWNING]
WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO GET SOME SHUT-EYE.
[OWL HOOTING]
GOSH, LOOK AT
ALL THE STARS.
MAGNIFICENT,
AIN'T IT, PEE-WEE?
MUST BE MILLIONS
OF 'EM.
BILLIONS
AND BILLIONS.
BILLIONS
AND BILLIONS.
WOW.
KIND OF MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE
WE'RE NOT ALONE,
DON'T IT?
YEAH.
DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT
THERE'S SOMEBODY CAMPING OUT
ON ONE OF
THOSE STARS UP THERE,
LOOKING BACK AT US?
WELL, I RECKON
IT COULD BE, PEE-WEE.
YEAH, I RECKON
IT COULD BE.
WELL...
GOODNIGHT, PEE-WEE.
GOODNIGHT,
COWBOY CURTIS.
[TWINKLING]
[BIRDS TWITTERING]
[PTERRI]
DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!
OKAY, OKAY.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY
WENT TO MARKET.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY DECIDED
TO GO TOO.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY
HAD ROAST BEEF.
AND THIS
LITTLE PIGGY HAD PASTRAMI.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY
HAD A DANISH.
AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WAS
ON A DIET,
SO ALL SHE HAD WAS SLAW
AND A GLASS OF WATER
BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING OUT
FOR A BIG DINNER
WITH HER RELATIVES!
[EVERYONE CHEERING]
HERE COMES PEE-WEE
AND COWBOY CURTIS!
[ALL]
YAY!
HEY, EVERYBODY.
WE'RE BACK.
HI, PEE-WEE.
HI, COWBOY CURTIS.
PEE-WEE,
YOU'RE BACK EARLY.
I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU
TILL THE END OF THE SHOW.
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
WE WANTED TO GET BACK EARLY
SO WE WOULDN'T MISS THE CARTOON.
YOU'RE JUST
IN TIME, PARTNER.
WATCH!
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
I'M THE OLD
PINCUSHION MAN,
TERROR OF
BALLOONY LAND.
[BOTH]
THE PINCUSHION MAN!
QUICK, WE MUST
SOUND THE ALARM!
[BABIES COOING]
[BABIES SCREAMING, CRYING]
READY, AIM, FIRE.
FIRE!
[PINCUSHION MAN]
OHH! WHOA!
OH! WHOA!
HA HA HA!
[HUMMING]
♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪
HEH HEH!
I SURE HAD FUN,
EVERYBODY.
AND I HOPE
YOU DID TOO.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
FOR ANOTHER REALLY BIG... SHOW!
[EVERYONE SCREAMING, BELL
RINGING]
AAH!