[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[MOTOR PURRING]
AAAAH!
[CRUNCHING]
[SCREECHING]
[MUNCHING]
[CHIRPING]
[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HEH HEH.
[BIRD CAWS]
[OWL HOOTING]
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE.
- AAH!
- ♪ DOO DOO-DOO DOO DOO ♪
♪ COME ON IN ♪
♪ AND PULL
YOURSELF UP A CHAIR ♪
- LIKE CHAIRRY!
- ♪ LET THE FUN BEGIN ♪
♪ IT'S TIME
TO LET DOWN YOUR HAIR ♪
HA HA HA!
- ♪ PEE-WEE'S SURE EXCITED ♪
- UH-HUH!
♪ 'CAUSE ALL HIS FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN INVITED ♪
- THAT'S YOU!
- ♪ TO GO WACKY ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
AAH!
♪ THERE'S A CRAZY
RHYTHM ♪
♪ COMING FROM
PUPPETLAND ♪
WHAT'S THAT?
♪ DIRTY DOG, COOL CAT,
CHICKIE BABY ♪
- ♪ ARE THE PUPPET BAND ♪
- YEAH!
♪ HE'S GOT A COUPLE
OF TALKING FISH ♪
♪ AND A GENIE WHO'LL
GRANT A WISH ♪
♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪
♪ GLOBEY'S SPINNIN',
MR. WINDOW'S GRINNIN' ♪
- ♪ 'CAUSE PTERRI'S FLYIN' BY ♪
- HELLO!
♪ HIS FLOWERS ARE SINGIN',
THE PICTUREPHONE IS RINGIN' ♪
♪ AND THE DINOSAUR
FAMILY GOES, "HI" ♪
♪ MR. KITE'S SOARIN',
CONKY'S STILL A-SNORIN' ♪
♪ THERE'S A FLASHING
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
- HA HA!
- ♪ THE COWNTESS IS SO CLASSY ♪
♪ RANDY'S KIND OF SASSY ♪
♪ A NUTTIER ESTABLISHMENT
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
♪ SPEND A DAY WITH PEE-WEE,
AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT WE MEAN ♪
COME ON!
♪ GET OUT OF BED ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE
NO MORE NAPPIN' ♪
WAKE UP!
♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE LANDED
IN A PLACE ♪
♪ WHERE ANYTHING
CAN HAPPEN ♪
♪ NOW WE'VE GIVEN YOU
FAIR WARNING ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE THAT KIND
OF MORNING ♪
- ♪ FOR BEING WACKY ♪
- HA HA HA!
♪ FOR GETTING NUTTY ♪
- ♪ GOLLY, IT'S CUCKOO ♪
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
♪ AT PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE ♪♪
HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
HELLO! IT'S TIME TO PLAY
WITH YOUR NAME.
HA HA!
I'M GOING TO SING A SONG,
AND WHENEVER I SING,
"YOUR NAME IS..."
YOU SAY YOUR NAME.
HEH HEH.
SIMPLE!
READY?
LET'S SING.
♪ [PIANO TINKLING] ♪
♪ AS I SING A SONG,
WON'T YOU SING ALONG ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOUR NAME IS... ♪
♪ YOU ARE MY FRIEND,
AND I CAN DEPEND ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW
YOUR NAME IS... ♪
♪ MY NAME IS PEE-WEE,
AND YOU ARE... ♪
♪ AND I WOULD NEVER LIE ♪
♪ YOU CAN CALL ME PEE-WEE,
I'LL CALL YOU... ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I? ♪
♪ HA HA HA HA HA HA ♪
TAKE IT!
♪ MY NAME IS CHAIRRY,
AND YOU ARE...
♪ MY NAME IS
GLOBEY, AND YOU ARE... ♪
♪ MY NAME IS BILLY,
AND YOU ARE... ♪
♪ MY NAME IS
PEE-WEE, AND YOU ARE... ♪♪
[ALL]
YAY!
♪ MY NAME IS PTERRI,
MY NAME IS PTERRI ♪
♪ MY NAME IS PTERRI,
MY NAME IS PTERRI ♪
- PTERRI!
- ♪ MY NAME IS PTERRI ♪
- PTERRI! PTERRI!
THE SONG IS OVER!
HEH HEH.
OH...WELL, HOW WAS I
SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT IT?
HEH HEH.
HEY, LET'S GO PLAY INSIDE
THE MAGIC SCREEN!
HEH HEH.
UH-OH! I MUST HAVE
LOST SOME DOTS.
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE OUT OF
TWO CRUMMY DOTS, MAGIC SCREEN?
DON'T WORRY, PEE-WEE.
I KNOW.
GO AHEAD AND SING.
ALL RIGHT.
♪ CONNECT TWO CRUMMY DOTS ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ THIS BETTER BE GOOD,
MAGIC SCREEN ♪
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪♪
HEH HEH.
WOW!
IT'S A SKATEBOARD!
HEH HEH.
AWESOME, MAGIC SCREEN.
LET'S RIP!
♪ [SURF ROCK PLAYING] ♪
HANG ON, DUDE,
SAFETY FIRST.
OKAY!
TOTALLY SEVERE!
HA HA!
LET'S BOOGIE!
RADICAL!
OUTRAGEOUS!
OOH, EXCELLENT.
[GIGGLES]
GENIUS!
RADICAL! AAH!
WHOO.
VROOM!
OOH, LOOK OUT!
DAMAGE!
ON YOUR LEFT!
AAAAH!
- HEH HEH!
- GOTCHA!
THANKS, CHAIRRY.
YOU'RE WELCOME,
PEE-WEE.
HEY, P-MAN.
HAVE YOU HEARD
WHAT'S TODAY SECRET WORD?
I HAVEN'T ASKED CONKY YET,
COOL CAT.
SO I DON'T KNOW
THE ANSWER TO THAT.
THEN GO ON
AND ASK HIM.
GO, MAN, GO.
YEAH, THE SECRET WORD
WE GOTS TO KNOW.
OKAY, OKAY,
I'M GOING TO "AKS"!
SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
JUST RELAX? HEH HEH.
[ALL]
OH, YEAH!
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
[COOL CAT]
RIGHTEOUS.
- [CONKY FIRING UP]
- WHOOOP!
HEH HEH.
[ELECTRONIC WHIRRING]
C-C-CONKY 2000, READY
TO ASSIST YOU, PEE-WEE.
MORNING, CONKY.
MAY I PLEASE KNOW
TODAY'S SECRET WORD?
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
[TICKERTAPE PRINTING]
TODAY'S SECRET WORD
IS "DO"! HEH HEH.
NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS WHENEVER
ANYONE SAYS THE SECRET WORD,
RIGHT?
[ALL]
SCREAM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
SO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,
WHENEVER ANYONE SAYS
THE SECRET WORD,
SCREAM REALLY LOUD.
READY?
LET'S TRY IT.
OH, PTERRI.
HI, PTERRI. WANT TO KNOW
TODAY'S SECRET WORD?
HMM, I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
[ALL SCREAMING]
ARE YOU SURE YOU DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
YOU KNOW I DO.
[ALL SCREAMING]
WELL, WE'VE GOTTEN RID
OF TODAY'S SECRET WORD.
NOW WHAT SHALL WE DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
MM, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO-
- DO.
- [ALL SCREAMING]
HMM, I WISH I KNEW.
WISH?
DID SOMEBODY SAY WISH?
I DID, JAMBI!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHING]
THAT'S AN EASY ONE,
PEE-WEE.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
[ALL SCREAMING]
I DON'T KNOW!
I DON'T KNO-O-O-O-OW!
HEY, CHILL OUT,
PEE-WEE.
AND REPEAT AFTER ME IN
THE ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF...
JAMBESE.
MECCA LECCA HI,
MECCA HINEY HO.
MECCA LECCA HI,
MECCA HINEY HO.
MECCA LECCA HI,
MECCA CHANNEY HO.
MECCA LECCA HI,
MECCA CHANNEY HO.
MOLA MECCA MALA MECCA
CHALA MOLA HEY.
MOLY MECCA MALA MELE
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.
WHOA. HEH HEH.
THE WISH IS GRANTED.
LONG LIVE JAMBI.
WOW...
PEE-WEE, WHAT IS IT?
YEAH, WH-WHAT IS IT?
HEY... WHAT IS IT, MAN?
WHAT'S ON THE SCROLL, DADDY-O?
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
TELL US.
WHAT IS IT?
WHAT ELSE?
IT'S A LIST OF THINGS
TO DO!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
OH. HEH HEH.
HI, BOYS AND GIRLS.
I WAS JUST LOOKING OVER THIS
LIST THAT JAMBI GAVE ME.
HEY, IF YOU DON'T HAVE
A GENIE AT YOUR HOUSE,
FEEL FREE TO MAKE UP
YOUR OWN LIST OF THINGS,
OR FOLLOW ALONG WITH ME
AS I PERFORM MINE.
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
ON THE LIST, PEE-WEE?
OH, FIRST THING, CHAIRRY, IS
"DRAW A PICTURE."
HEH HEH.
HMM.
LET'S SEE.
OH, WAIT RIGHT HERE.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
♪ LA LA LA ♪
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
NOW, WHAT SHOULD I DRAW?
OH, HEH, I KNOW.
I'LL DRAW A PICTURE
OF MYSELF.
HA HA!
NOW, LET'S SEE.
OKAY, I DRAW AN EYE.
AND THEN I'LL DRAW
ANOTHER EYE.
AND I'LL DRAW MY NOSE.
OOPS. HEH.
I DREW MY NOSE TOO BIG.
[CHUCKLES]
♪ [HUMMING]
[CHUCKLES]
OKAY.
MMM...
HM, THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.
NOW, I'LL DRAW MY MOUTH.
HEH HEH.
AND I'LL DRAW MY HEAD.
[GIGGLES]
AND I'LL NEED SOME HAIR.
HEH HEH.
WHOA-WHOA-OH-OH-OH!
♪ AH LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA, WHOOP ♪♪
[GIGGLES]
HAIRY.
AND I'LL DRAW AN EAR...
AND AN EAR...
AND AN EAR AND AN EAR
AND AN EAR AND AN EAR.
HEH HEH!
EAR-Y.
NOW, I'LL DRAW
MY BOW TIE.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
VOILA!
HEH HEH. MMM!
HELLO, PEE-WEE!
HELLO,
PEE-WEE.
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
HA HA!
PEE-WEE, IT LOOKS
JUST LIKE YOU.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO, CHAIRRY.
IT'S A SELF-PORTRAIT!
HEH HEH.
HMM, I THINK I'LL PUT THIS
UP ON MY REFRIGERATOR.
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
HEH HEH!
♪ LA LA LA,
NEH NEH NEH NEH ♪
WHOOP!
[GIGGLES]
[BEEPING]
YOU'RE A REAL P-P-PICASSO.
G-G-GOOD WORK, PEE-WEE.
[CHUCKLES]
HMM.
NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE
IS ON THE LIST.
HMM...
"BLOW UP A BALLOON."
HA HA!
♪ [HUMMING] ♪
BALLOON.
[INHALES DEEPLY]
[CONTINUES PUFFING]
[BALLOON SQUEAKING]
[DOG BARKING]
[HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL
FROM BALLOON]
[DOG BARKING]
[DOG WHIMPERS]
[SQUEALING CONTINUES]
HEH HEH.
[SQUEALING CONTINUES]
[AIR FLAPPING AND SQUEALING]
[IMITATING BALLOON SQUEALING]
[LAUGHING]
[PLUFF]
♪ [TRIUMPHANT TRUMPET NOTE] ♪
HMM-MM!
NOW...
LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT.
OOH!
"GET DRESSED UP"!
YIPPEE!
HA HA.
ARRRGH!
I'M A PIRATE.
HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH.
HELLO, MATEYS.
HEH HEH.
LOOK, I'M DRESSED UP
IN A PIRATE COSTUME!
HEH HEH.
LOOK...
HERE'S ALL MY GOLD
AND JEWELRY!
OOH!
HEH HEH!
AHH...
AAH!
HEH HEH HEH.
MMM...PIRATEY.
HELLO! THE NEXT THING
ON OUR LIST...
IS TO LISTEN
TO OUR MUSICAL GUEST.
♪ LES COPAINS,
LES AMIS SERONT LA ♪
♪ LES COPAINS, LES AMIS
SERONT LA ♪
♪ DANS UN TOURBILLON
DE JOIE ♪
♪ LE TAMOURE VOUS PRENDRA ♪
♪ EN CHANTANT TOUS EN CHOEUR
CE REFRAIN-LA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI YE ♪
♪ IL Y AURA
ANTHONY ET HALLYDAY ♪
♪ IL Y AURA ANTHONY
ET HALLYDAY ♪
♪ POUR DANSER TOUTE
LA NUIT ♪
♪ POUR DANSER LE TAMOURE ♪
♪ IL Y AURA
ANTHONY ET HALLYDAY ♪
♪ MES AMIS TOA ET TOTOOUE ♪
♪ MES AMIS
TOA ET TOTOOUE ♪
♪ SERONT LA TOUTE LA NUIT ♪
♪ ILS POURRONT
VOUS EXPLIQUER ♪
♪ COMMENT FAIRE POUR DANSER
LE TAMOURE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI YE ♪
♪ LES COPAINS, LES AMIS,
N'OUBLIEZ PAS ♪
♪ LES COPAINS,
LES AMIS, N'OUBLIEZ PAS ♪
♪ SI VOUS VENEZ CE SOIR ♪
♪ POUR DANSER LE TAMOURE ♪
♪ POUR LE MOT DE PASSE
IL SUFFIT DE CHANTER ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI YE ♪
ONE MORE TIME!
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YA YA YA ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA,
YOUPI YE ♪
♪ YOUPI YA YA YA, YOUPI... ♪
OKAY.
SO WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST,
PEE-WEE?
YEAH.
WHAT'S NEXT?
[CHAIRRY]
WHAT'S NEXT, PEE-WEE?
YEAH, WHAT'S NEXT?
WELL, THE NEXT THING
ON THE LIST, IT SAYS...
WHAT? HEH HEH.
OH, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
WHY?
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WELL, THE NEXT THING
ON THE LIST, IT SAYS,
"CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM."
HEH HEH.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A TYPO.
WE'LL JUST, UH,
MOVE RIGHT ALONG
TO THE NEXT THING
ON THE LIST.
BUT PEE-WEE,
IT'S ON THE LIST.
YEAH, IT'S ON THE LIST.
- I-I-IT'S ON THE LIST.
YEAH!
IT'S ON THE LIST.
ALL RIGHT, IT'S ON THE LIST!
SO WHAT?
SO MAYBE IT'S IMPORTANT.
YEAH, WHAT IF
COMPANY DROPS BY?
HM, LIKE WHO?
HEY EVERYBODY,
HERE COMES MISS YVONNE!
OH, MY GOSH,
MISS YVONNE!
[TIRE SCREECH
SOUND EFFECT]
♪ [LIVELY PIANO MUSIC] ♪
[ZOOMING]
[TIRE SCREECH
SOUND EFFECT]
WHY, MISS YVONNE,
WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE.
GOOD MORNING, PEE-WEE.
UM, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME
DROPPING BY SO UNEXPECTEDLY.
ME?
WHY, OF COURSE NOT.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- GOOD.
'CAUSE USUALLY MY LIFE
IS FILLED WITH EXCITEMENT
AND ROMANCE, BUT TODAY,
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO.
[ALL SCREAMING]
YOU CAME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE,
'CAUSE I HAVE A WHOLE
LIST OF JUNK.
NEXT THING ON THE LIST
IS "TAKE A WALK."
HEH HEH.
GREAT.
WELL, TAKE A WALK,
MISS YVONNE, HEH HEH.
OH, WAIT, PEE-WEE.
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE
TO TAKE A WALK WITH ME?
MMM...
WELL, IF YOU BEG ME.
PLEASE, PEE-WEE,
I'M BEGGING YOU.
WOULD YOU TAKE A WALK
WITH ME?
MM, OKAY.
HOW COULD I REFUSE,
SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY?
[GASPS] LOOK AT
THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.
[ALL]
THANK YOU, MISS YVONNE.
YES.
THEY ARE LOVELY.
[ALL GIGGLING]
♪ [ROMANTIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] ♪
♪ BY A WATERFALL
I'M CALLING YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO ♪
[CHORUS]
♪ YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO ♪
♪ WE CAN SHARE IT ALL ♪
♪ BENEATH A CEILING
OF BLUE ♪
[CHORUS]
♪ YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO ♪
♪ WE'LL SPEND
A HEAVENLY DAY ♪
♪ HERE WHERE THE WHISPERING
WATERS PLAY ♪
[CHORUS] ♪ I'M CALLING
YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO ♪
♪ THERE'S A WHIPPOORWILL ♪
♪ THAT'S CALLING
MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM ♪
♪ BY A WATERFALL ♪
♪ HE'S DREAMING, TOO ♪
♪ THERE'S A MAGIC MELODY ♪
♪ MOTHER NATURE
SEEMS TO HEED ♪
♪ BESIDE A WATERFALL ♪
♪ WITH YOU ♪♪
[BUBBLY VOCALIZING]
I LOVE SINGING "SCALES."
WELL, YOU DO IT
WITH A LOT OF "SOLE."
WELL, I STUDIED
AT LA SCALLOP'S.
HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD COME
AND HEAR ME SING.
I'M DOING A CONCERT
JUST FOR THE "HALIBUT."
[FISH LAUGHING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[DIRTY DOG]
LOCO-MOTION.
- OH! HEH HEH.
- WOW!
HELLO!
- HEH HEH.
- HELLO.
[LAUGHING]
MM!
- HI.
- HEH HEH.
[GASPS]
PEE-WEE, LOOK.
OHH...LOOK
AT THE HORSEY.
DO YOU THINK HE'LL
LET ME RIDE HIM?
I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
LET ME GIVE YOU
A BOOST UP.
UHH! AAH!
OW, OW!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
- READY?
- READY.
[GIGGLING]
WHOA!
WHOA...
[GASPING]
[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING]
- WHEW.
- ARE YOU OKAY, MISS YVONNE?
OH, YES, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
OH, AND THANK YOU,
BIG FELLA.
- [HORSE SNORTS]
- OH.
[LAUGHING]
WELL, BYE.
WAIT, MISS YVONNE,
DON'T YOU WANT TO STICK AROUND
AND WATCH A CARTOON?
OH, I'D LOVE TO,
PEE-WEE,
BUT I BETTER GO HOME
AND FIX MY HAIRDO.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
DING, DING, DING,
DING, DING,
DING, DING, DING,
DING, DING, DING, DING-
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
CLOCKEY?
SORRY, PEE-WEE,
BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.
HMM. WELL, GOOD THING
I FINISHED EVERYTHING
ON MY LIST THEN!
HA HA!
[CRANKING]
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY.
REMEMBER, STAY HAPPY,
WHATEVER YOU... DO!
[ALL SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
AAAAAH!
[TIRES SCREECH]