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* Sometimes the world
Looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you
Just get a feeling

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* Like you need
Some kind of change

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* No matter what
The odds are this time

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* Nothing's going
To stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
A light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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* We goin' ridin'
On the freeway of love

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* Wind's against our back

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* We goin' ridin'
On the freeway of love

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* In a pink Cadillac *

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Guess who has a date
with Bonnie Kleinschmidt?

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Pat Sajak.

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Close.

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Me. Larry Appleton. Stud.

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I have a date with
Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

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Fourth runner-up in
the Miss Chicago Beauty Contest.

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But I thought she always
laugh in your face
when you ask her out.

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She's beautiful
when she laughs.

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But she won't be laughing
in this face anymore.

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I have two tickets to
the Bruce Springsteen Concert.

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So that's how
you get dates.

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You bribe them.

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It's a method.

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When I walk
into that stadium,

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and say, "Whoa,
way to go, Appleton."

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I'm happy for you.
Now let's go.

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Where?
Where.

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He broke his leg. Remember?

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Yeah, I remember,
but I'm not going.

45
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But...
You promised.

46
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Does this mean we're not
going out for ice cream either?

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Balki, I agreed to
our little field trip

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before I had
a date with Bonnie.

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I don't wanna risk missing
that date by getting sick.

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Hospitals are
crawling with germs.

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What germs is?

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that cause sickness,
disease and death.

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They're all over,
every place.

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Are there any here now?

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On this table, on that
couch, all over this can.

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I don't see anything.

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Nobody can see them.

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See, germs are
little, tiny things
that travel through the air

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and they get into your body,
and they make you sick.

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Tell me about these
little invisible creatures.

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Do they have a leader?

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Okay, Balki.

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You may not believe it,
but germs are real.
I should know.

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Every time there was
something really important

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in my life, germs
ruined it for me.

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I missed my
sixth-grade graduation.

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I missed the spelling bee,
and I was a shoo-in.

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And I am not going to
miss Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

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Okay, I'll go to the hospital.

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You stay here.
I'll go visit our boss.

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And when he says,
"Where's Appleton?"

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I'll say, "Oh, him?

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Okay, five minutes. No more.

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Don't worry, I'll
watch out for germs.

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(THUMPS)

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Got him.

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Boy, American
hospitals are wonderful.

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Do they keep the animals
on another floor?

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Yes.

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Now, can we just say,
"Get well,"

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A Mypos army helmet.

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Balki.

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Balki, take that off.
It is not a helmet.

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What is it?
It's, oh...
It's not a helmet.

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Okay, now we
have three minutes.

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WOMAN:
(OVER PA SYSTEM)
Telephone, please, Dr. Klein.

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Hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.

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Don't tell me, you're
here for your lobotomy.

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No, we didn't come for fun.
We came to visit you.

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Hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.

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I'm, I'm sorry
about your leg.

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Whoa. Before you go,
uh, here, lower my leg.

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Use the crank, and you
hold my foot gently.

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It hurts.

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Gently.
Uh...

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Stuck.
Stuck?

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Well, yeah, just
press the release.

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No!
(SCREAMING)

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Get out!

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Out! Get out!

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Oh, boys, you
came to visit.

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We heard the fun all
the way down the hall.

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Yeah, we're having a big time.

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Edwina, my pet.
Oh, you brought
the children.

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Larry, Balki, these are our
children, Donnie and Marie.

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Well, it's very
nice to meet you.

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And what a pretty little girl.

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I'm sorry we can't
stay and chat.

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(SNEEZES)

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Marie, please. Cover your
mouth when you sneeze.

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You don't wanna give
everybody your germs.

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Germs.
I'm outta here.

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(SNEEZES)

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(SNEEZES)

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Oh.

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Good morning.
And how are you today?

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How am I today?

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Isn't it obvious how I am today?

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(SNEEZES)

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You made a mess.

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Balki, I am sick,
and it is all your fault.

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It is?
Yes.

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You were what?
Doobed.

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Doo-bed?

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Doobed, doobed, doobed!

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Who is this?
This is Balki.

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Would you get
off the phone?

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Who is this?

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Oh, hello, Bonnie.

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Yeah, oh, well, I'm
looking forward to it too.

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Hmm?

133
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Oh, uh, no, no, well,
you sound funny too.

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It's a bad connection.

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(SNEEZES)

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God bless you, Balki.

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Thank you.

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I'll pick you
up at seven, okay?

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Okay, bye-bye.

140
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All right, I can do this.

141
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I need vitamins,
I need liquids.

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(SNEEZING)

143
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Cousin, you need a miracle.

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(SNEEZES)

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(GROANS)

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Cousin, I got all
the vitamins you wanted.

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LARRY: Thank you.

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You sound terrible.

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Of course,
I sound terrible.

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There's a war
going on in there.

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Who's winning?

152
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I'm going to win this one.

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Germs made me
miss my junior prom.

154
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But I am not going to
miss Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

155
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,805
Why don't you cancel
this date and ask her out

156
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,140
again sometime when
you can feel better?

157
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,043
Oh, sure, just ask her
out some other time.

158
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,779
Why don't I wait
for Halley's Comet

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to fly through
my living room?

160
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:17,718
Well, I had an uncle
who was hit by a meteor.

161
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I bet you did.

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00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,659
I am not giving
up this time.

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I got my A, I got my B,
I got my C, I got my D.

164
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,933
Yeah, put them all together
and what do they spell?

165
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,342
You can take those little pills.
They probably won't hurt you.

166
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:45,545
But if you really want to get
well, you've got to get serious.

167
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Now, I've got your garlic.

168
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,918
I've got your wolfbane.

169
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,354
And I've got
your pumpkin mold.

170
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,126
What is that?

171
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Well, you take a pumpkin
and you put it out
in the backyard until it rots.

172
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,799
And then this fuzzy
blue stuff comes...

173
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,936
I know what mold is.

174
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,272
Why did you buy it?

175
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,808
Well, I'm the one that
made you go to the hospital.

176
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,877
So the least I can do is
make you better for your date.

177
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:20,513
Now, the wolfbane
is for your runny nose.

178
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,349
The pumpkin mold
is for your cough.

179
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And the garlic just makes
you feel good all over.

180
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,555
And I bet it
keeps away vampires.

181
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,291
Well, that's
a side benefit.

182
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,126
Balki, why don't you
go into the kitchen

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00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,996
and try to turn
some lead into gold?

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Leave me alone.

185
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:45,038
A, A, A, A.

186
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,144
B, B, B, B.

187
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:56,449
Cousin, I really
can make you better.

188
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How?

189
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,124
No, those things are only
to make you feel better

190
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,827
while I cook you
this secret Mypos cure.

191
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,462
It's the only thing
that will make you well.

192
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,900
A cure?

193
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:16,503
Balki, I have a cold.

194
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,239
All of medical science has
been trying for centuries

195
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:23,376
to find a cure for the common
cold, and have failed.

196
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:27,247
Now you're telling me
that Mypos,
a country with one phone...

197
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:33,486
A country where
only the royal family
has indoor plumbing...

198
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:38,125
A country where the foremost
spectator sport is
spitting for distance...

199
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,362
Tiny, little
Mypos has the cure?

200
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,232
Yes.

201
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,768
I'll stick with modern
medicine, thank you.

202
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(CHOKING)

203
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,015
(COUGHING)

204
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,059
LARRY: (SNEEZES)

205
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,998
LARRY: (GROANING)

206
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,170
Not working, is it?

207
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,873
It's working just fine.

208
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,209
I can't breath, but my
skin is soft and supple.

209
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,383
You've wasted almost the whole
day with this hocus-pocus.

210
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,619
Are you ready to try
the garlic necklace now?

211
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:43,323
Balki, get that away from me.
It smells terrible.

212
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,325
You see? It's working already.

213
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:52,065
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

214
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,244
Don't you have
something else to do?

215
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,582
Well, excuse me
for being well.

216
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,154
I'm sorry.
I'm on edge.

217
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,156
I have an hour
and a half to get well

218
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,591
or I'm gonna miss
the date of my life.

219
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,161
Oh, who am I kidding?

220
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,230
I'm not gonna make it.

221
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,868
Maybe you'd feel better
if you got dressed.

222
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,637
Maybe I will.

223
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,707
My mother used
to say that.

224
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,676
She'd say, "Larry, if you get up

225
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,646
"and get dressed,
and go to school
you'll feel better."

226
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,049
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

227
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,952
She lied.

228
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,889
I always got up, I got
dressed, I went to school.

229
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,025
I never felt better.

230
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,295
The germs have won again.

231
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,266
No prom for Larry Appleton.

232
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,444
Is that it?
Are you giving up
just like that?

233
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,182
Call Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

234
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,517
Tell her I died in my sleep.

235
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,620
Oh, and tell her I was rich.

236
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,023
Why should she be happy?

237
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,062
You get up.

238
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,364
You don't give up like that.

239
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,003
Balki, it's over.

240
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,238
I've tried everything.

241
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:41,074
You've tried everything?

242
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,476
I've tried everything.

243
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,878
I make the secret
Mypos cure for you.

244
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,781
It's finished, it's sitting
right there in the kitchen

245
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,351
in case anybody should want it.

246
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,522
Balki, don't
you understand?

247
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,191
I have to pick Bonnie up
in an hour and a half.

248
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,260
It works in 20 minutes.

249
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,162
But, Balki,
that makes no sense.

250
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,664
It goes against 200 years
of medical science.

251
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:08,335
Well, then I'll just
flush it down the toilet.

252
00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,272
All right, all right.

253
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,641
I've tried
everything else.

254
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,643
Why not?

255
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,678
Give me the Mypos cure.

256
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,284
What was that?

257
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,924
Give me the Mypos cure.

258
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,528
Give you the Mypos cure?

259
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:39,999
You, who make fun of my
country's medicine all day long?

260
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:44,104
You, who thinks
little, tiny people
are fighting up your nose?

261
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:49,209
Give you the Mypos cure?

262
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,011
You're gonna make this
hard for me, aren't you?

263
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,715
Well, of course, I'm not.

264
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,186
All I want you to do
is say the magic words.

265
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,789
What? Please.

266
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,024
Thank you. I'm sorry.

267
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,626
What?

268
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,233
What?

269
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:18,138
I want you to say,
"I believe."

270
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,672
I believe.
Like you mean it.

271
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,541
(GROANING)

272
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,081
I believe.

273
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,783
I knew you would.

274
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,456
It's okay. When I'm well,
I'll renounce everything.

275
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,395
I heard that.

276
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,435
Now, first, let me warn
you, it tastes terrible.

277
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:52,205
It doesn't matter.
I can't taste anything anyway.

278
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,341
And it looks terrible.
Oh, my Lord.

279
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,645
What, what's in that?
It's a secret.

280
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:04,117
I can imagine.

281
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,254
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.

282
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,289
That's for back pain.

283
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,026
This is fish parts and herbs.

284
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,296
Oh, I, I'll be right back.

285
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,580
What did you do?

286
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,717
I drank it. You're
right, it's disgusting.

287
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,355
That was enough
for a whole village.

288
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:43,890
This...

289
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,693
This...

290
00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:00,173
This...

291
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,809
Was how much you
were supposed to take.

292
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,547
So? It's just
herbs and fish parts.

293
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,583
A little is good,
a lot is better.

294
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,254
(MUMBLING)

295
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,589
Well, how long
does it take to work?

296
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,196
Well, I'm waiting.
I don't feel anything.

297
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,371
Balki...

298
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,843
I can see...
Through you.

299
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,614
(GROANING)

300
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,749
Cousin.

301
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,085
Are you waking up?

302
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,288
Whoa.

303
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,757
Whoa...

304
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,994
That was some
potent stuff.

305
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,732
I bet you're feeling
like a million digdas.

306
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,701
I feel fantastic!

307
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,604
(INHALES DEEPLY)
I can breath.

308
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:42,642
I feel better than I have
felt... In my entire life.

309
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,578
Balki, that is
a miracle cure.

310
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,013
Well, I'm glad
you're feeling better.

311
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,615
There's something
we've got to talk about.

312
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,250
I have 15 minutes to
get ready for my date.

313
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,320
Balki, how can
I ever thank you?

314
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,454
Well, before you...
Balki...

315
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:56,323
You should
bottle that stuff.

316
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,558
Do you realize
what you have there?

317
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,427
An herbal medicine
that can cure

318
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,761
a person in
less than an hour.

319
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,796
Why is the evening
paper so thick?

320
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,800
Well, because it's
Sunday's paper.

321
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,471
Sunday? I have been
asleep for 24 hours?

322
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,040
Well, no.
Oh.

323
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:24,484
Actually, it's Tuesday.

324
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,620
I have been asleep
for three days?

325
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,457
Three days?

326
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,594
What happened to "Thank you,
Balki, for the miracle?"

327
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,898
Three days!

328
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,100
Well, if you had taken
just a teaspoonful,

329
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,135
like you were supposed to,
you would have taken

330
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,937
just a nice, little
20-minute nap.

331
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,374
But you had to gobble
down the whole thing.

332
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,677
So you took 216
little 20-minute naps.

333
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:51,978
I counted.

334
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:57,417
I missed my one-shot date
with Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

335
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,586
Well, we gotta
talk about that, too.

336
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:14,567
After you were asleep, Bonnie
called and she was very excited
about seeing Bruce Springsteen.

337
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,269
So I did just what
you told me to do.

338
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,439
I told her you were dead.

339
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,979
And then I...
Took her out myself.

340
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,584
You took out my date?

341
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,720
Well, of course,
I did. You were dead.

342
00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,691
But you didn't
miss anything.

343
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,560
When we got there,
Bonnie ran off

344
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:43,796
with some guy who
had front-row tickets.

345
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,365
You slept through that
humiliating experience.

346
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,936
I lived it.

347
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:02,048
Well, I'm, I'm sorry that
you had to go through that.

348
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,587
I... Guess I've
been a little rude.

349
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,356
Insensitive.

350
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,559
Inconsiderate.

351
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,795
Stop me anytime now.
No, you're doing fine.

352
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,164
Well, I realize you had
my best interests at heart.

353
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,432
I did.

354
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,900
And I know I
should not have

355
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,802
forced the Mypos
cure on you...

356
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,304
Even though it was
the best thing for you.

357
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:26,639
Well, let's not
fight about it.

358
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,909
I mean, you have your
ways and I have my ways.

359
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:30,910
Exactly.

360
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,012
Who's to say who's right?

361
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,115
You say tomato
and I say tomato.

362
00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,420
Good point.

363
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:42,855
At least it
wasn't a total loss.

364
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:44,356
You got to see
Bruce Springsteen.

365
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,125
Oh, he didn't show up.

366
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,995
He had the flu and was
smart enough to stay home.

367
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,498
They rescheduled
the concert for next week.

368
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,600
You can go then with
Bonnie Kleinschmidt.

369
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,706
No, I don't think so.

370
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:03,543
I think I'll give this ticket
to somebody who deserves it.

371
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,579
Somebody who
knows Larry Appleton.

372
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,247
Someone who likes
Larry Appleton.

373
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:12,018
Someone who's related
to Larry Appleton.

374
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:15,421
Why not?
You spent the last three days
taking care of me, didn't you?

375
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:17,490
I dusted you every morning.

376
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,094
What do you say you
and I use these tickets?

377
00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,597
(SNEEZES)

378
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,734
Germs.