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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

2
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* Nothing to rearrange

3
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

4
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* Like you need
some kind of change

5
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* No matter what the odds
are this time

6
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* Nothing's gonna stand
in my way

7
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* This flame in my heart

8
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* Like a long lost friend

9
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

10
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* Standing tall

11
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* On the wings of my dreams

12
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* On the wings of my dreams

13
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* The rain and thunder

14
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* The wind and haze

15
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* I'm bound for better days

16
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* My life

17
00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,329
* My dream

18
00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,132
* Nothing's gonna
stop me now

19
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* My life

20
00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,336
* My dream

21
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now

22
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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

23
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Watch out, Gilligan.

24
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(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

25
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Skipper's got a frying pan.

26
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(METAL CLANGS ON TV)

27
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Oh, Gilligan.

28
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You are one dumb cookie.

29
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Balki.

30
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You're not gonna
believe it.
(TV STOPS)

31
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Here, read this.

32
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"Dear sirs,

33
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"The ma-nage-ment--"

34
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"is happy to inform you..."

35
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"That you are the winners
of a state-of-the-art
double-door refrigerator."

36
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Yes!

37
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BALKI: "Refrigerator

38
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"or a free trip for two

39
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"to ex-ci-ting Las Vegas."

40
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BOTH:
* Hey!

41
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(BOTH VOCALIZING)

42
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BOTH:
* Hey, hey, hey

43
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* Hey, hey, hey, hey! *

44
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I've always dreamed
of going to Vegas.

45
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Well, dream on
because we're taking
the refrigerator.

46
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What's wrong with Vegas?

47
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Are you kidding?

48
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Vegas is a moral wasteland.

49
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When were you in Vegas?

50
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Well, I...
(STAMMERING) Never.

51
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But I saw Ocean's Eleven.

52
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All Vegas is is gambling,

53
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flashing lights,
big name entertainers

54
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and showgirls
in skimpy costumes.

55
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You're right, let's pack.

56
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(VOCALIZING)

57
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* Hey, hey, hey, hey

58
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* Hey *

59
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Balki!

60
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It even talks to you.

61
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It tells you when you
leave the door open.

62
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It tells when
you're low on eggs.

63
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When you eat too much,
it talks down to you.

64
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I want to go to Vegas.

65
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Well, my name was
on the entry too

66
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and I want
the refrigerator.

67
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and here I am.

68
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To go one of the most famous
place in the world.

69
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And... And you want
a refrigerator?

70
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It has a lettuce crisper.

71
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Cousin, I know
a way to decide.

72
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Put your hands
out like this.

73
00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:10,984
In Mypos, this is how
the parents choose
a bride for their son.

74
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* Dimbodega dimbodega

75
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* Dabodega smack

76
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* Bobedega dimbodega

77
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* Bimbodega hack *

78
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That's a ridiculous way
to decide anything.

79
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That's what
the groom usually say.

80
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This is America.

81
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Now, you call it.

82
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Heads!

83
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Drat.

84
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I lose.
I always lose.

85
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Vegas!
Here we come!

86
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Oh, cousin, we're going
to have an adventure.

87
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Well, I'll go.

88
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But I won't have any fun.

89
00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:01,502
But of course not.
I wouldn't expect you to.

90
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It's everything
I dreamed Vegas would be.

91
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Me, too.

92
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Oh, look.

93
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Somebody left
a beautiful pen.

94
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(GASPS)

95
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Look, free champagne!

96
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Sure, they want
you to get drunk
so you'll gamble more.

97
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Don't touch this until
we get back to Chicago.

98
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Now, I'm gonna put
my luggage in my room

99
00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,578
Now, that's great art.

100
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The whole village
could sleep on this.

101
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"Magic fingers,
25 cents."

102
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(BED BUZZING)

103
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Vegas.

104
00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,875
Cousin Larry,
come here!

105
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Don't tell me.

106
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You found the stationery.

107
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Wayne Newton is here!

108
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He is the biggest selling
record artist on Mypos.

109
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The man is a legend.

110
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We must go see him.

111
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* Danke schoen, darling,
Danke schoen

112
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Okay.

113
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Thank you.

114
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Well, I did make a list
of some fun things to do.

115
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:06,854
I thought at 11:00,

116
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,488
That'll get us
back here by 4:30.

117
00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:12,059
Then it's a 15-minute walk
to the Liberace museum.

118
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An hour for the tour,
if we, uh, skip
the shoe collection.

119
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:20,433
And then we can end the day
with a nice desert walk.

120
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,236
Cousin Larry,
you are leaving out
the most fun thing of all.

121
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The casino.

122
00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:28,108
No, no.
Absolutely no casinos.

123
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Why not?

124
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To take all the fun
out of the trip.

125
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To protect you.

126
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,454
Who Uncle Pete?

127
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,090
Uncle Pete was a gambler.

128
00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,925
He gambled away
everything he owned.

129
00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:47,961
His car, his house.
We never did find
Aunt Susan.

130
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And that's why
you can't go
into a casino.

131
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(SOBBING) I want
to go to casino.

132
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,743
All right, maybe...

133
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,112
After the desert walk
and before Wayne Newton

134
00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,014
we can walk
through the casino.

135
00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,215
Oh, boy!

136
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,282
But no stopping.

137
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,785
Ohh, boy.

138
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,255
We should have taken
the refrigerator.

139
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:19,627
Well, it's a little
late for that now.

140
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,838
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

141
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,240
MAN 1: Place your bets.

142
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,608
(PEOPLE WHOOPING)

143
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,276
MAN 2: Do it.

144
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,811
What... What is this?

145
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,446
This is the bar.

146
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,248
But, what was that
we just ran through?

147
00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:42,716
That was the casino.

148
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,986
Cousin, why
you didn't tell me?

149
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,521
I want to see
the casino.
Hey!

150
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,058
You got a great view
from right here.
Look at them.

151
00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,627
You wanna become one of those
miserable souls out there?
(BELL RINGS)

152
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,896
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

153
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:58,198
Yes.

154
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,434
No, you don't.

155
00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,904
(BELL RINGS)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

156
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,406
Boy, they're hiding
it well.

157
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,142
Balki, you just sit down,
order a drink and I'll go
get our tickets.

158
00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,745
But I want to--
Balki, sit.

159
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,614
Stay. Stay.

160
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,152
Remember Uncle Pete.

161
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,088
MAN 1: No more breaks.
MAN 2: Yes, sir.

162
00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:28,829
Hi, there.

163
00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,199
Wanna have a good time?

164
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:35,168
Well, I've already been
to the Liberace Museum.

165
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,773
Let's start again.

166
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,812
Hello, Wendy.

167
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:53,653
Are you a show girl?

168
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,222
I love the theater.

169
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,026
Look, so do you wanna
party or what?

170
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,961
Oh, I'd love
to go to a party.

171
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,562
Can I bring cousin Larry?

172
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,097
I got the tickets.

173
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,768
Cousin Larry,
this is Wendy.

174
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:10,971
Hello, Cousin Larry.

175
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,741
Hello, Wendy.

176
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,911
Balki, what are you doing
with this woman?

177
00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,947
Shooting the breeze.

178
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,584
She wants to
go to a party.

179
00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,219
I bet she does.

180
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,654
Uh...

181
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,090
This man has no money.

182
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,927
Hi, there.
Wanna have a good time?

183
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,165
Balki...

184
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,033
What were you
doing with her?

185
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,135
Don't you know what that
woman does for a living?

186
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,473
Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.

187
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,878
She does Hamlet
in a rubber suit.

188
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,785
No?

189
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:02,422
Well, let's just
say that, uh,

190
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:04,157
BOTH: Ohh!

191
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,894
Ohh!

192
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,428
(CHUCKLING)

193
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,230
She's a sheepherder.

194
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,902
That's right.

195
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,838
Why don't you and I
go get ready for the show?

196
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,439
Oh, we have
plenty of time.

197
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,975
I have... A quarter.

198
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,377
I want to hit the slots.

199
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,349
All right. This will
be a good lesson for you.

200
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,220
until you throw
your money away.

201
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,988
Go ahead, put your money
in the machine,

202
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:40,527
pull the handle

203
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,762
There, I hope you're happy.

204
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,798
(BELL RINGING)

205
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,167
I love Vegas!

206
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,344
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

207
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,819
So, this is what
a casino looks like.

208
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,822
Different when
you're not running.

209
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,493
Okay, you've seen it.

210
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,695
If you stay here,
you'll catch the fever.

211
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,997
What fever?

212
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,366
I hit $150 jackpot.

213
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,835
Balki, I forbid you
to stay here.

214
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,304
Well, papa, don't preach.

215
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,944
I'm a big boy now.
I can look after myself.

216
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,013
That's just what
Uncle Pete said

217
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,382
just before he gambled
away his pacemaker.

218
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:39,019
Cousin, I am going
to go gambling.

219
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,888
All right, all right.
Fine.

220
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,489
This will be
a good lesson.

221
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:51,598
You've had the thrill
of victory,

222
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,400
What is this game?

223
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,267
It's called Roulette.

224
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,768
The odds are
really against you.

225
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,604
Why don't you try it?

226
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,173
All right, if you think
I should.

227
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,376
* Dimbodega dimbodega
dabodega... *

228
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:13,921
Good, 32.

229
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,555
Number 32.

230
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,927
This is fun.

231
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,262
Can you teach me how
to spin the marble?

232
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,496
No.

233
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,534
Bets.

234
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,936
All right, we don't
have much time

235
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,337
if we wanna see
Wayne Newton.

236
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,139
I'm gonna have to help you
lose your money.

237
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,408
How much
should we bet?

238
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,277
and you'll be broke
and miserable.

239
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,646
Good strategy.

240
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,782
Number 36.

241
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,184
Cousin, you won!

242
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,885
I can't get a break.

243
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,458
Oh, I lose.

244
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,960
Now, how do you feel?

245
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,801
Believe me,
you're a better person for it.

246
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,637
Now, soon as I lose
the rest of your money
we can go to the show.

247
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,080
Number 36.

248
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,149
Cousin, you did
pretty good.

249
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,119
Yeah, I guess I would be,
if I was trying to win.

250
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,522
Let's try my birthday.

251
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,428
Cousin, almost time
for Wayne show.

252
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,798
No, Balki, I can't leave.
I still have this money
to lose for you.

253
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,133
But, Wayne is waiting.

254
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,567
All right,
I'll tell you what.

255
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,136
Here's your ticket
to the show.

256
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,505
I'll catch up with you
as soon as I lose this.

257
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,141
Number 24.

258
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,675
I win. I win!

259
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,513
Are you sure
you don't mind?

260
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,580
Hmm?

261
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,284
Cousin, are you
all right?

262
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,254
I'm fine.
I'll see you at the show.

263
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,423
Why don't you come now?
No, you go ahead.

264
00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:02,562
Save my seat.

265
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597
* Danke Schoen... *

266
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,138
Okay, baby needs
a new pair of shoes.

267
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,041
Double down, boxcars,
let it ride.

268
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,009
Number 24, again.

269
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,045
Yes, yes!

270
00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,756
Come on, 12.
Lucky number 12.

271
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,226
Number 22.

272
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,597
I was gonna bet 22.

273
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,201
Okay, give me 22.

274
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,173
Cousin.
What, what?

275
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,007
I waited and waited
for you.

276
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,543
(STAMMERING)
And I worried for you.

277
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,112
Why you didn't come
to see Wayne?

278
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,813
Well, I would have
but I, uh...

279
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,582
I, uh, I sold my ticket.

280
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,017
Number 12.

281
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:06,959
Okay, come on.
Give me six, 12, 22

282
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,362
and all the blacks.

283
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,265
Why you sold your ticket?

284
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,134
Gambling takes money.

285
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,835
Well, you have
plenty of money.

286
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,105
You can never
have enough money.

287
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:23,343
Cousin, I'm confused.

288
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,478
Well, school's out.

289
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,216
Come on, six,
12, 22 and all the blacks.

290
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,319
Number seven.

291
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,387
Red.

292
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,162
Cousin, where
you got those chips?

293
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,796
I sold my plane ticket.

294
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,267
You sold your plane ticket?

295
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,136
How are you going
to get home?

296
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,772
Don't worry.

297
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,942
I think you take after

298
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,044
One more time
for number 12.

299
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,679
No, no. I don't
let you do that.

300
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,047
No, Balki, just put
those on the 12.

301
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,049
No, no.
No, Balki, wait.

302
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,517
Oh, look,
there's Wayne Newton.

303
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,719
Wayne!
Everything on the 12.

304
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,121
Spin it. Spin it.

305
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,123
You tricked Balki.

306
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,259
You used Wayne's
name in vain.

307
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,960
I can't let you
gamble away

308
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,428
everything like
your Uncle Pete.

309
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,800
(CHATTER STOPS)

310
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,138
Balki...

311
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:28,275
Why don't you the nice men
back their marble?

312
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,413
Not until you promise
to stop gambling.

313
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,883
(CHUCKLES)
He just doesn't understand
good, clean fun.

314
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,118
Promise.

315
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,823
All right, good.

316
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,759
(CHATTER RESUMES)

317
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:52,565
Don't you ever,
ever do that again.

318
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,469
Now, go to your room.

319
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,573
I'm not going anywhere.
I lied.

320
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,176
Well, then,
I lied too.

321
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:05,212
Balki, give me back
those chips!

322
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,146
Number 12.

323
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,848
No, no.

324
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,618
Balki! Balki!

325
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:21,194
Here's Larry!

326
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,869
I want my money!

327
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,679
(SCREAMS) Argh!

328
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,617
It's all right.

329
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,721
Everything's all right.

330
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,823
I forgive you.

331
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,199
I know you're here.
(SNIFFING)

332
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:06,239
I can smell my chips.

333
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,615
Whoa...

334
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,949
Well...

335
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,492
(YELLING AND GRUNTING)

336
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,599
(YELLS)

337
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,908
(BUZZING)
BOTH: Ooh!

338
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,512
(GRUNTING)

339
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,548
Give me my chips.

340
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,321
(LARRY PANTING)

341
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,392
(YELLING)

342
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,563
There is no Cousin Larry.

343
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,698
There's only Lucky Larry!

344
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,368
And I'm going
for the big jackpot!

345
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm gonna blow
this town wide open!

346
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,773
Now, give me my chips.

347
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,274
You don't know
what you're doing.

348
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,477
I know exactly
what I'm doing.

349
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,746
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

350
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,750
Uncle Pete!

351
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,488
Oh! Oh, my God.

352
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,659
What's happening?

353
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,494
Well, I'm no expert.

354
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,367
But as far as I can tell,

355
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,802
you just went off
the deep end.

356
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,005
I don't know
what's happening to me.

357
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,541
I... I thought I came along
to protect you.

358
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,110
And, uh, now look at me.

359
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,012
I sold my
Wayne Newton ticket.

360
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,647
I sold my plane ticket.

361
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,550
I sold the free champagne.

362
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,689
I'm...

363
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,858
I'm a compulsive gambler.

364
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,897
No, you are not.

365
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,566
You're just a regular person
who got caught up

366
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,635
in the excitement
of Vegas.

367
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,805
Am I?

368
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,476
Well, you don't bet
on the football pools

369
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,177
or the horses at home,
do you?

370
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:29,115
That's true.

371
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,517
you told me not
to waste my money.

372
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,951
I did, I did.

373
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,054
Do you feel
like gambling now?

374
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,826
of another casino
for as long as I live.

375
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,398
(EXCLAIMING IN FRUSTRATION)

376
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,667
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

377
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,152
Come again?

378
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:11,157
You're problem is,
you either go too far

379
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:18,731
or you don't go at all.

380
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,800
I've always had trouble
with the middle.

381
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,105
Cousin, you just need
some practice having fun.

382
00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:27,940
I could help you.

383
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:31,377
For instance, this weekend,
we could have little fun.

384
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:35,414
Then next weekend, we could
have a little more fun.

385
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,349
And then in a couple of years,

386
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,919
you could be
a real party animal,

387
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,087
like me.

388
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,255
Do you think so?

389
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:46,025
Well, of course I do.

390
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,960
And don't worry
about your plane ticket.

391
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:51,464
I'll loan you the money.
Oh, Balki, thank you.

392
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,700
I owe you a lot.

393
00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:55,635
I know.

394
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,707
I would?
I would. I would.

395
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,976
That's nice.

396
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,714
Now, let's go
do something fun.

397
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,116
Can we catch
Wayne Newton's second show?

398
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,618
Now, you're talking.

399
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,987
Larry Appleton, you're going
to be one fun guy.

400
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,857
* Danke Schoen... *

401
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,126
(SINGS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

402
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,066
BOTH:
* When you tore your dress

403
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,535
* What a mess *