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Hi. Is there anything I can do for you?

2
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No, I don't think so.

3
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Cousin, this is the
greatest day of my life.

4
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Even greater than when I bought
my first pair of Levi's for men...

5
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...with just a
skosh more room.

6
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What happened?
- Today I am in love!

7
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You fell in love during your lunch break?
Where is this restaurant?

8
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I had lunch with Carol Mosley.

9
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She the girl I tell you about
from my American history class.

10
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The one you've been
worshipping from afar.

11
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That's when she sit way
on the other side of the class.

12
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But I notice her because she's a poor,
shy, little creature huddled in the corner.

13
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But last night, the
teacher put us together...

14
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...and she begin to open up
like a little flower.

15
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Oh, that's nice.

16
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And then today, we had to have lunch
to discuss the term paper we have to write.

17
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And she confessed to me that she
has had secret feeling for me too.

18
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And it's just like
the great Jiminy Cricket said:

19
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<i>Fairy tales can come true</i>

20
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<i>It could happen to you</i>

21
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That's Frank Sinatra.

22
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I think Jiminy Cricket said:

23
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<i>When you wish upon a star</i>

24
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<i>Makes no difference who you are</i>

25
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<i>When you wish upon a star
- Upon a star</i>

26
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<i>Your dreams come true
- Your dreams come true</i>

27
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Balki, you're in love.

28
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Congratulations.
- Thank you. Thank you.

29
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Can I buy something
before the next chorus?

30
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Thank you.

31
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Cousin, is it okay if
Carol come over tonight to study?

32
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I guess so. We bachelors
have to help each other out.

33
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I'll just say a quick "Hello"
and make myself scarce...

34
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...so you can
be alone, huh?

35
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I'm not going to be alone.
Carol will be with me.

36
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Okay, here's how it works. When
Carol gets here, you'll introduce me.

37
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I'll make small talk,
say what a great guy you are.

38
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And then I'll
go to the movie.

39
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Now, the movie
gets out at 10:50.

40
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If I get back and
the curtain is drawn...

41
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...I'll go to the coffee shop
and call you, letting it ring once.

42
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That will be your signal that you have
exactly 20 minutes to finish any...

43
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...you know, unfinished business.

44
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Got it?

45
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I had no idea my date would
make your life so complicated.

46
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Don't worry about it.
Everything makes my life complicated.

47
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What's this?

48
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These are special things
for a special evening.

49
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Zingers...

50
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...Ding Dongs...

51
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...candy-coated corns...

52
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...I don't know
what you call these...

53
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...but they are little soft drinks
and you can eat the bottle.

54
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No deposit, no return.

55
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Are these what
I think they are?

56
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My favorite, wax lips.

57
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Balki, give me the lips.
- Mm-mm.

58
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Give me the lips.
- Mm-mm.

59
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Give me the lips.
- Mm.

60
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Believe me, wax lips do not
a romantic evening make.

61
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Okay, I'll give you...

62
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It's her.

63
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And here's Carol.

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Hi, Balki.

65
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Hi, Carol.
- Hi.

66
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This is my cousin, Larry.

67
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Hi, Carol.

68
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Oh! What is that
that you're wearing?

69
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Well, I'm wearing my shirt...

70
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...and my suspenders
and my Spider-Man underwear.

71
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I meant your cologne.

72
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No wonder all the giris at
school are crazy about you.

73
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Oh.

74
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Tell me something I don't know.

75
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Okay, you come
here and sit down.

76
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Cousin Larry will make
some small talk with you...

77
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...so that he can go to a movie
and leave us alone.

78
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So you're in Balki's history class.

79
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Uh-huh. I hate history.

80
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But I have to take it
to get my high-school diploma.

81
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Hey, isn't Balki a great guy?

82
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Yeah.

83
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But let's talk about you.

84
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I hear you're a photographer.
- Oh, yes, I am.

85
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Can you get me
into a modeling agency?

86
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Well, I...

87
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Nudity is no problem.

88
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Balki?

89
00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:06,190
Anyone for some "uncola"?

90
00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:10,428
No, thanks. I
better be running.

91
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But, Carol, we have to
put our notes together...

92
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...so we can start
writing our term paper.

93
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Oh. Uh...

94
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I meant to tell you.

95
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My mother is in the hospital
and she needs me.

96
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You understand?

97
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Well, of course I do.
Your mama in the hospital.

98
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So run away, child,
and don't look back.

99
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Don't worry. I put our notes together
and next time, we start writing.

100
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Oh, Balki.

101
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You're the best study partner
a girl could have.

102
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And I just "wove" you to death.

103
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Here. My notes.

104
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Well, I better be
running. Cab's waiting.

105
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Isn't she wonderful?

106
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Uh, Balki, I can't help
noticing that I'm here...

107
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...and she's not.

108
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Well, of course not.
Her mother is in the hospital.

109
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She looked a little overdressed
for a hospital visit, don't you think?

110
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Well, her mother is probably
in a very nice hospital.

111
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Well, it looked to me like
she was dressed up for a date.

112
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With somebody else.

113
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Oh, cousin, that
is not possible.

114
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You heared her.
She "woves" me to death.

115
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Is "wove" the same
thing as "love"...

116
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...or is there
something wrong with her tongue?

117
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There's something wrong with
her tongue, all right, it's forked.

118
00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:09,243
Balki, in Madison, I knew a
girl like Carol. Her name was Misty.

119
00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:13,115
She was in my algebra class.
I was very good in algebra.

120
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Of course I was, it had
nothing to do with life.

121
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I started going around telling
everyone how much in love we were.

122
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But it turned out they were
just laughing behind my back...

123
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...because they knew that she was
just using me to get a good grade.

124
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Well, at the end of the semester,
Misty got her A and then she dumped me.

125
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Really broke my heart.

126
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You see what I'm getting at?

127
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Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous. Yes?

128
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You don't want me to take
algebra. Point well-taken.

129
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Balki, Carol is using
you to do her work...

130
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...and when the class is over,
she won't remember your name.

131
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Wait a minute.

132
00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,535
Are you saying that Carol
is using me to do her work...

133
00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:07,469
...and that when the class is over,
she won't remember my name?

134
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,274
Yes.

135
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,645
<i>Popo.</i>

136
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:22,919
<i>What, popo?</i>

137
00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:24,814
<i>Popo.</i>

138
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,054
You haven't had a
date in four weeks.

139
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,217
And then Balki, the
immigrant sheepherder...

140
00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,829
...who doesn't know what
fork to eat his soup with...

141
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,989
...comes home with
a beautiful woman...

142
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:37,294
...and I think that you're just
a little bit blue with envy.

143
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,707
That's green with envy,
and I don't believe I am.

144
00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,741
I don't think you
would mind so much...

145
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:49,039
...if I bring home someone who had
been beaten with the ugly rock.

146
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:58,418
Stick, stick. Ugly stick.
And I am just trying to help you.

147
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,456
Jealous, jealous, jealous.

148
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,059
Me, jealous?

149
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,527
You got that right, Mr. Lonely Guy.

150
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:11,297
All right. I tried.

151
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,836
And if you don't
wanna listen to me, fine.

152
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,133
But when she breaks
your heart, and she will...

153
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:19,675
...just remember,
I tried to warn you.

154
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:39,960
Come on. I got new batteries.
What more do you want?

155
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,735
Cousin.
- Balki?

156
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:50,774
Oh.

157
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,640
Cousin, before I tell you
what I am going to tell you...

158
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:59,842
...I want to tell you that last night,
Carol told me she loved me, again.

159
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,714
Oh, she's gone all the way
from "wove" to love in two weeks.

160
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,120
That's real progress.

161
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,855
Cousin, I want you to like her better
because tonight the last class...

162
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,523
...and after we hand in our term paper,
I'm going to pop the question.

163
00:12:17,436 --> 00:12:20,200
What? Balki, you're
gonna ask her to marry you?

164
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:24,069
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.

165
00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,005
I'm going to pop the question.

166
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,047
That's what "pop
the question" means.

167
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,680
Oh, then, I'm
not gonna do that.

168
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,885
<i>What is it on
Happy Days reruns...</i>

169
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,587
...when Richie Cunningham
gives a girl his class ring?

170
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,630
That's going steady.

171
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,701
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to ask her to go steady.

172
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,998
Well, it's your life.
And it's your class ring.

173
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,841
You don't have a class ring.

174
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,102
I do have this.

175
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,811
My great-grandnana's emerald brooch.

176
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,714
Is that real?
- Well, of course it is.

177
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,754
It's been in my
family for 200 years.

178
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:15,724
Every first-born Bartokomous son
give it to the woman who steals his heart.

179
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:21,263
You're gonna give that to Carol?
- Yes.

180
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:24,698
You don't think she like it?
- She'll "wove" it.

181
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,738
All the way to the pawnshop.

182
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,135
Hey, give me that.
- No.

183
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,969
Balki, give me that pin.

184
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,210
I don't think so.

185
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:38,410
I just wanna see it.
I've heard so much about it.

186
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,417
I just mentioned it
for the first time.

187
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,522
Well, yes, that's when
I heard so much about it.

188
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,954
May I see it, please?

189
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,321
I'll give it right back.

190
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:53,859
Do you promise?
- I promise.

191
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,601
Are you crazy?

192
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,797
Give me that.

193
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:07,203
You're gonna give a family
heirloom to that barracuda?

194
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,808
You tricked Balki.
- You're darn right, I tricked Balki.

195
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,713
Give me Nana's pin.
- No, no, I won't give you Nana's pin.

196
00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,946
I'm gonna put it in a
safe-deposit box until you grow up.

197
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,680
Will you give me that?

198
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,292
No, no. Ow! Ow!

199
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,860
What's the matter? What?
- Ow! Ow! It is sticking me.

200
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,894
Oh.
- Ow! Mm.

201
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,760
Ooh. Ow. Ooh.

202
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,202
All right, put me down.

203
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,599
Give me the pin.
- No.

204
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,177
I can't stop you from
asking Carol to go steady...

205
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:43,611
...but just let me
keep the pin for a day.

206
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,114
If you ask her to go steady
and she says yes...

207
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:50,016
...then I'll give you back the pin
with my apologies and my blessings.

208
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,091
Cousin, she loves me.

209
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,693
I don't know why
you can't believe that.

210
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,226
I don't need the pin.

211
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,355
And I don't need your apologies.
I want your blessing.

212
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:06,535
Honest to God, I hope
I am wrong about Carol.

213
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:24,254
Are you sure this woman
is going to hurt Balki that badly?

214
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,291
Am I sure? I've been there.

215
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,725
When he comes through that door,
he'll be a shell of his former self.

216
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,991
Oh, he'll pretend everything's all right
while you're here.

217
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,930
But as soon as you leave...

218
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:42,130
...he'll open up, pour
his poor, pitiful heart out.

219
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:45,607
I'll comfort him.
I've got some tissues.

220
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,372
The ice cream
will cheer him up...

221
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,242
...a little.

222
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:56,788
And then he'll sleep a dreamless sleep
with his arms around Dimitri.

223
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:03,528
Gosh, you're a great friend.

224
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,797
I can be more than
a friend, Jennifer.

225
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,653
Wax lips! Let's party.

226
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,623
You were right,
he's devastated.

227
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,730
Good luck.

228
00:16:57,449 --> 00:17:00,714
Macadamia-nut ice
cream, my favorite.

229
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:02,979
But I'm too excited to eat.

230
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,588
What happened tonight?

231
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,691
Not what you thought
was going to happen.

232
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,521
She didn't break up with you?
- Nope.

233
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,595
You asked her to go steady?
- Yep.

234
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,561
And she said?
- Yep.

235
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:17,726
You asked Carol Mosley, the same girl
that was here two weeks ago...

236
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,871
...to go steady with you,
and she said yes?

237
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,337
You ain't just
whistling Dixie cups.

238
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,905
This was the last night
of class? School is over?

239
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:31,947
Uh-huh. Now, is there something
you'd like to crawl over here and say?

240
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,477
Well, Balki, what can I say?

241
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:40,751
I made a big, big
mistake. I am so sorry.

242
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:44,589
Here, please give this
to Carol with my blessing.

243
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,927
And I never should
have taken it to begin with.

244
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:52,127
Cousin, it's okay.
I'm too happy to be mad.

245
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,504
God, it was so beautiful, the way
she tilted her head to the side...

246
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,542
...after I asked her
to go steady and said:

247
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,909
"You and me go
steady? That's cute."

248
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:09,111
And then she was so happy
that she burst out laughing.

249
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,629
Balki, exactly
how did she laugh?

250
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,199
I mean, was it like:

251
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,536
Or was it like:

252
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:33,401
The first one again?

253
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:40,246
Well, it was more like the
second one, but she don't point.

254
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,082
Why do ask?

255
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,820
After you asked her to go steady,
did you make any plans for the future?

256
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,358
Oh, it's all we
could talk about.

257
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,462
We are both bursting with joy.

258
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:56,567
She tell me that she will be
very busy looking for a job...

259
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,669
...and also for
a new apartment...

260
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:02,238
...because she's moving out of
the building called Jack's Place.

261
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:11,180
Did she say something like she was
too busy to get together real soon?

262
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:14,444
Yes, and I told
her I understand.

263
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,352
Did she say she was
gonna be getting a new phone...

264
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,492
...and she'd call you as
soon as she had her new number?

265
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:24,060
Get out of the
city! You were listening.

266
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:37,732
Oh, boy. Balki...

267
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,570
I'm afraid this is
really gonna hurt.

268
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:49,985
When a woman says
she's too busy...

269
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:53,420
...that's her way
of putting you off.

270
00:19:53,592 --> 00:19:55,787
And when she says
she's getting a new phone...

271
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,759
...she has no intention
of giving you the number.

272
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:06,094
And Jack's Place is
not the name of a building.

273
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:09,468
It's Jack's place.

274
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,367
But, cousin, she don't
say any of those things.

275
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:17,572
Not in those words,
but that's what she meant.

276
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:21,675
Why are you doing this again?

277
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:24,549
Why can't you
just be happy for me?

278
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,850
What you saying is no true.

279
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:32,727
Balki, if you don't believe me,
then just call her yourself.

280
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,207
Hello. Who is this?

281
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,845
Jack, may I speak
to Carol, please?

282
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,117
I think her brother's
probably named Jack.

283
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,221
Carol. Carol,
this is Balki.

284
00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,264
Do you want to go the
movies tomorrow night?

285
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,070
Well, of course I remember
that you said you were busy...

286
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:15,638
...but it is Saturday.

287
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:21,244
Well, yes, but...

288
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,077
Yes, but...

289
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:31,753
But I thought...
I thought we were...

290
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,694
Oh.

291
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:40,491
Oh, I see.

292
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,960
Okay. Goodbye, Carol.

293
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,502
I hope you have
a nice life too.

294
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:20,364
Jack is not her brother.

295
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,539
I made a fool of myself.

296
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,008
You tried to warn me
and I wouldn't listen.

297
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,842
Hey, you fell in love.
There's nothing wrong with that.

298
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:36,081
Sometimes when you're in love,
you can't think straight.

299
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:41,484
Take my word for it,
the pain will go away.

300
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,785
When?

301
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:48,455
Well, not for a
long, long time.

302
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:51,033
But it will go away.

303
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:55,028
Come on.

304
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:19,328
I am never...

305
00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:22,727
...going to fall in love again.

306
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,301
Sure you will.
- No, I won't.

307
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,132
I don't want to.
It hurts too much.

308
00:23:28,306 --> 00:23:32,072
Hey, hey, I know it hurts.

309
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,804
But Carol was just not
the right girl for you.

310
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,743
She wasn't good
enough for you.

311
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:43,682
And somewhere out there
is somebody who's right for you.

312
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:46,983
Somebody who's worthy
of wearing your nana's brooch.

313
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,187
And you'll fall in love with her
and she'll fall in love with you.

314
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:57,529
And you'll forget about
all the Carols in this worid.

315
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,973
I'm glad you're here.

316
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:13,681
Here.

317
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,953
I bought four gallons.