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It's true. You
can see yourself.

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Did you make coffee?

3
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Make coffee? What do I
look like, a percolator?

4
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Where do I come up with them?

5
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Of course I made coffee.

6
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I know you can't even speak
before you have your coffee.

7
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Question: What is
that on your face?

8
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Toilet paper.

9
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Why would you put
toilet paper on your face?

10
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I cut myself shaving. Repeatedly.

11
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There's no hot water.

12
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I told Twinkacetti the hot
water heater was acting up.

13
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I even sent him a
letter to complain.

14
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Did you mention the sink too?

15
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What's wrong with the sink?
- It don't work.

16
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What?

17
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Well, it's not draining.

18
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Just try turning on
the garbage disposal.

19
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No... You don't want that.
- Just try. Flick the switch.

20
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Balki, turn on
the garbage disposal.

21
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I think I found the problem.

22
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What is it?
- It's the garbage disposal.

23
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Don't worry, I'll fix the sink.

24
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Balki, you don't have to fix anything.
- I don't?

25
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That's Twinkacetti's responsibility.
Who do you think fixed the doorbell?

26
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Me.
- What do you mean "me"?

27
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I don't mean you, I mean me.

28
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I fixed the doorbell, I fixed the oven,
and now I'm going to go fix the sink.

29
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Balki, Twinkacetti should
have repaired all those things.

30
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Why should Mr.
Twinkacetti fix our sink?

31
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Because it's not our sink.
- Oh.

32
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Whose sink is it?

33
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Twinkacetti is the landlord.

34
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He owns the building and everything in it,
including the kitchen sink.

35
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Why do you think we pay rent?

36
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For the privilege of
sleeping indoors without livestock?

37
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Balki, get off the
boat and join the worid.

38
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Hi, guys.

39
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Jennifer.

40
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Wow.

41
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I just love those
bold American fashions.

42
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Balki, that's a towel.

43
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Well, of course it
is. Don't be ridiculous.

44
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Is it reversible?

45
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Well, I'd really like to stay and chat,
but I need to use your shower.

46
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Mine's broken again.
- Well, help yourself.

47
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We only have cold water.

48
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Can you believe this building?
- Wish we could do something about this.

49
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Well, I guess I'll just get started
on that garbage disposal.

50
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Wait a minute. We'll
get Twinkacetti to fix it.

51
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We could band together. If enough people
wanna change something, they can.

52
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We stopped a war,
we got women the vote.

53
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We came that close to getting
daylight-savings time all year round.

54
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But, cousin, Mr. Twinkacetti is a landowner,
and we're just lowly common peasants.

55
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Balki, this is a democracy.

56
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We're all created
equally lowly and common.

57
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We'll get all the tenants together,
make out a list of complaints...

58
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...and present them to Twinkacetti.
He has to listen to us.

59
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Count me in. Oh, thanks
for letting me use your shower.

60
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Sure.

61
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I need more coffee.

62
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Let's keep our heads. We've got
to approach this in a civilized manner.

63
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Susan?
- I've been trying to get Twinkacetti...

64
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...to fix my ceiling for three years.

65
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Dream on, the
man's a rodent.

66
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Does anyone else's living room
tilt to the right?

67
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Yes, Balki?
- Not a question, just a comment.

68
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This is wonderful.

69
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Here we are, a group of total strangers,
brought together by a common cause...

70
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...in the pursuit of justice
and the American way.

71
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Well, thank you
for sharing that.

72
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Anything else?
Yeah.

73
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Who's gonna give this
grievance list to Twinkacetti?

74
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Not me.
- We need a leader.

75
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Cousin Larry can be the leader.

76
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Larry, you'd be perfect.

77
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Yes, Larry, you
reek of leadership.

78
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Really?

79
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Well, maybe I
do reek a little.

80
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Cousin, who's kidding who?
You reek all the time.

81
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<i>All in favor of
Cousin Larry, say bagda. Bagda.</i>

82
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Well, okay.

83
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I'll be the leader.

84
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I'll type up the letter to
Twinkacetti and send it to him.

85
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Isn't he something?

86
00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:10,851
We have leases and Twinkacetti
has got to live up to those leases.

87
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Yeah.
- In a minute, Balki.

88
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In fact, I think that we'll insist
that he fix everything on our list.

89
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You know, it is
time that we...

90
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Placed our orders for Tupperware.

91
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Who would like the cold-cuts
keeper? Just raise your hand.

92
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One, two, three,
four, five, six.

93
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Oh, hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.

94
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Tupperware, huh?

95
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Well, actually, we're here
because we have...

96
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Grievances.

97
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"Leaky roof, worn-out carpet,
clogged disposal."

98
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You know, I really would like
to fix these things.

99
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You would?
- Oh, yes, I...

100
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I just have a
cash flow problem.

101
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Just this week,
both grandmothers, they...

102
00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:02,611
They went in for
heart transplants.

103
00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,983
Oh, please.

104
00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:10,221
Oh, you poor, poor man.

105
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And we think we have troubles.

106
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Balki, must you be the póster child
for the hopelessly naive?

107
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The man is lying.

108
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He has no grandmothers.
He probably sold them.

109
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You lied about your nanas?

110
00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:34,005
Look, you ingrates, you got
no right meeting here like this.

111
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Here's what I think of
your list of grievances.

112
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Let's get him.
Yeah!

113
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Please, Mrs. Schalgelmilch.

114
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People, you are
turning into an ugly mob.

115
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Well, not you, Jennifer.

116
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We can still work
within the system.

117
00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:02,499
Cousin Larry's right. We studied
something like this in my citizenship class.

118
00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,939
Listen to this man,
he knows his history.

119
00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:09,343
At the Boston Tea Party, the
people are angry with King George...

120
00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:12,848
...because they pay him tax money,
but he don't listen to them.

121
00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:17,786
So they protest by they get together,
and they dip his teabags...

122
00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,926
...in the filthy,
dirty, harbor water.

123
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,028
And they don't
pay the tax money.

124
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What if we protest by get together
and don't pay our rent money?

125
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:29,467
What would you call that,
Cousin Larry?

126
00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,102
Well, I'd call
it a rent strike.

127
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Cousin Larry calls a rent strike.
- No...

128
00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,500
Yeah!

129
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,235
Rent strike, rent strike, rent strike!
- Okay, Appleton.

130
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,039
You don't know who
you're dealing with here.

131
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This democracy, I like it.

132
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Rent strike, rent
strike, rent strike!

133
00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:18,472
What's going on? It
must be 3O degrees.

134
00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,949
Twenty-five. I checked.

135
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,220
Why is the furnace off?

136
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,357
Why didn't my
electric blanket work?

137
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,152
Why are you cooking over a candle?

138
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,729
These are easy questions.

139
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:36,929
We have no heat or electricity
because Mr. Twinkacetti turned them off.

140
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,571
How do you like your egg?

141
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,472
Loose, I hope.

142
00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,372
Twinkacetti is
playing really dirty.

143
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,811
Nobody can survive like this.
Here, give me that.

144
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,510
You know, the trouble
with you Americans...

145
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,851
...is you can't
take a little hardship.

146
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,687
You know, in Mypos,
we lived with it constantly.

147
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:05,262
Take the Great
Alfalfa Famine of '82.

148
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,932
Hungry sheep staring into space.

149
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:19,138
Hungry men staring back at them.

150
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:28,415
Mama asked me to help out
by selling fig cakes on the street corner.

151
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,681
And we only have just the one road
running through my village...

152
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:36,851
...so I had to walk 5O miles
to find a street corner.

153
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:49,104
And by the time I get there,
I eat all my fig cakes.

154
00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,204
Now there's true hardship.

155
00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,044
No.

156
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:05,951
No, true hardship
is listening to that story.

157
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:11,152
I'm gonna make some coffee.
That's what I need.

158
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,558
BALKl:
Well, about that coffee.

159
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,860
Mr. Twinkacetti also turned off
the water, so you can't have that.

160
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,637
Oh, my God.

161
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,800
I have to have
coffee to cope, to exist.

162
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,673
I need it to,
uh... To, uh...

163
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:30,543
What do you call that when
you make up things in your mind?

164
00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,115
Think.

165
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,221
I can't think.

166
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,362
I know, I'll go to the
coffee shop on the corner.

167
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,623
It's not open yet.
- Damn.

168
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,198
I have to have coffee.

169
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,164
I know, I'll make
it with ginger ale.

170
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,930
Cousin, you can't heat it up.

171
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,629
All right, we'll make a fire.

172
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,069
We have no firewood.

173
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,437
We'll break up
the furniture.

174
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,809
I don't think so.

175
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,181
Why not?

176
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:13,257
Cousin, you're not going to burn
the furniture to make a cup of coffee.

177
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,915
Cousin...

178
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,219
...I think you've reached
the end of the pier again.

179
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,426
You've got to get
a grip on yourself.

180
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:24,467
You're right, you're right.
I've gotta get control.

181
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,100
I've gotta keep my wits.

182
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,417
Cream and sugar?

183
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,521
Vinnie, this is Twinkie.

184
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:54,757
I wanna put a grand on
Chocaholic to win in the fifth.

185
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,765
Yeah, of course
I'm good for it.

186
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,240
You think you can
handle this without coffee?

187
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,884
I'm fine. Let me at him.

188
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,452
Top of the morning, boys,
did we all sleep warm and snugly?

189
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,784
I sure did.

190
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:24,521
Mr. Twinkacetti, in
the middle of the night...

191
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,825
...you turned off
our... Our, uh... Our, uh...

192
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,326
The, you know...
- Water.

193
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,593
Water.

194
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,765
And our... And
our... And our...

195
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,203
Electricity.
- Electricity.

196
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,967
And I am... I am...

197
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,236
Larry Appleton.
- Larry Appleton, I know that.

198
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,312
It's everything
else I don't know.

199
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,917
Did you boys come in here to give up?
- Oh... Hm?

200
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,280
You stand over there.
- Yeah.

201
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:52,190
You know, in Mypos, we
have a word for people like you.

202
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:53,951
You're a:

203
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,093
Gee, take that back, please.

204
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,997
<i>What is a rigorormorkatokous?</i>

205
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,931
It's a byproduct of swamp slime.

206
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:14,805
Mr. Twinkacetti, you
are playing really dirty.

207
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,406
But you cannot push us.

208
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,016
We have...

209
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,481
We have...

210
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,720
Is that fresh
coffee I smell?

211
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,485
Fresh hot coffee.
Have some, Appleton.

212
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,365
Special of the day.
Only 10 bucks a cup.

213
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:37,628
Ten dollars for a cup of
coffee? That is outrageous.

214
00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:39,464
Balki, lend me $5.

215
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,601
Cousin, get a
grip on yourself.

216
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,300
You're going to pay $ 10
for a stupid beverage?

217
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,308
Yes, and don't you
ever call it stupid.

218
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,811
Here's for a half a cup.

219
00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,447
That's good.

220
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,884
All right now,
Twinkacetti...

221
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,027
What was I talking about?

222
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:08,563
I noticed you turned off
our heat, and our water, and...

223
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,225
And electricity.
- You think you're tough?

224
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,803
You don't know
what tough is.

225
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,634
This is tough.

226
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,036
I am tough.

227
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,474
In fact, I don't even need
your stinking coffee.

228
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,377
You should see him
after a second cup.

229
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,153
Ooh.

230
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,884
I can take whatever you can dish out.

231
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:39,156
In fact, we're not giving in
until you'd fix everything on our list.

232
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,696
You heard that right.

233
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,096
You better start
respecting Cousin Larry.

234
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,895
Oh, but I do, turnip.

235
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:50,531
I respect Cousin Larry just as much
as I respect Cousin Moe and Cousin Curly.

236
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:59,107
Cousin, why you didn't introduce me
to the rest of the family?

237
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,080
I forgot.

238
00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:16,524
All right, people, it's 7:OO.

239
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,465
Remember, we're trespassing.

240
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:20,764
Balki, get them moving.

241
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,205
Well, it's not exactly home,
but it's warmer than my apartment.

242
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:35,044
I can't sleep on the floor anymore.
I'm getting a flat spot on my hair.

243
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,853
He's here. It's Twinkacetti.

244
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,720
He's early. Everybody hide.

245
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,168
Would you look at this?
They left the lights on.

246
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,403
Even a chimpanzee could turn
off lights, and be better company.

247
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:13,915
Freeze it.

248
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,161
Come out, come on.

249
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,929
Morning.

250
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,598
Lovely hair.

251
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,069
Hello.

252
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,737
Warm?

253
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,408
Schalgelmilch.
- Rodent.

254
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:41,776
I know what you're going to say,
Mr. Twinkacetti, but this is all your fault.

255
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,582
If you didn't turn our heat off,
we wouldn't sleep here.

256
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,553
I know it's my
fault, and I'm sorry.

257
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,353
Oh, no, you're
not gonna get away...

258
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,190
Hey, all men are
brothers, right?

259
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,856
Who is this man?

260
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,058
Look, people, I would like
to end our little disagreement.

261
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,668
You don't think I like to
make people suffer, do you?

262
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,238
Yeah.

263
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,466
Oh, now, that hurts.

264
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:08,204
I'm willing to make a few repairs
if you're willing to pay the rent today.

265
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:12,749
Mr. Twinkacetti, it's a friend
for you, Mr. Vinnie The Finger.

266
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,949
I'm not here, turnip.

267
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,146
He says:

268
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,550
"I'm not here, turnip."

269
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:25,353
Oh. Well, okay.

270
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:29,160
Nice chatting with you,
Mr. The Finger. Bye.

271
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:36,671
Vinnie says, he wants to take you fishing
and to buy you a concrete vest.

272
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,471
Oh.

273
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:41,704
Nice man.

274
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:48,575
Oh. Balki, Balki, that was
his bookie. He needs money.

275
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,718
Our rent money.

276
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,119
Yes.

277
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,420
We got him. Yes, we got him.

278
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,086
Now, listen, people,
this is more than a business.

279
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,596
My life is at stake.
Doesn't anyone care?

280
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,204
That silence is
like a nail in my heart.

281
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:12,742
Listen, slug, I want my
front door fixed by tomorrow.

282
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,645
You got it, Schalgelmilch.

283
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,539
We want our places painted.
- Yeah.

284
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:21,652
And fumigated.
- Right, all right. Okay, you got a deal.

285
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,288
All right.
BALKl: No, no, no.

286
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:27,857
Wait a minute, wait a
minute. Wait a minute.

287
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:31,359
People, listen, don't
you see what's happening?

288
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:35,261
We have not won. He has not
given us everything on the list.

289
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,459
If I give you
everything on that list...

290
00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,036
...I won't have any more money
for anything else.

291
00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:48,344
What do you think? I just
fell off the turnip truck?

292
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:53,884
Well, I didn't. I jumped
off with my own two feet.

293
00:20:56,021 --> 00:21:00,458
Now, Max, you said that the building
needs a new washer and dryer.

294
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,356
Right.
TWINKACETTl: Uh...

295
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:04,756
Okay.

296
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,195
And, Susan, you
need your ceiling fixed.

297
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,028
The whole thing?

298
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:15,400
Okay.
- Mrs. Schalgelmilch, your carpeting.

299
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:18,600
You're pushing me.
- I'm going to call Mr. The Finger.

300
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,769
Okay, okay, okay, but that's it.

301
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,146
Well, I got what I wanted.
- Me too.

302
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:27,217
Now, get Norma
Rae out of here.

303
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,445
No, wait. There's
more thing on the list.

304
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:35,354
We can fight. We can
hold out. We can win.

305
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:38,121
Oh, some other time, kid,
I gotta get to work.

306
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,857
Yeah, I gotta
go look for a job.

307
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,830
Thanks for everything, Balki.

308
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,162
But we don't have everything.

309
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:47,703
What about remodeling
the recreation room?

310
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,364
Yeah.
- What about air conditioning?

311
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,033
Air conditioning.
- What about the security system?

312
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:54,542
Balki, it's over.
- Okay.

313
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,218
Hey, this is great. Look:

314
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:10,789
I can't see my
breath. The heat is on.

315
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:18,102
Balki, what are you doing?

316
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,970
I must sit among the ashes.

317
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,811
No, don't sit
among the ashes.

318
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,705
I am humiliated.

319
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,373
I make a fool of myself.

320
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:37,545
No, you didn't. You made
a lot of people very happy.

321
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,714
Come on.

322
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,585
I don't understand.

323
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,888
Why they are happy? We lose.
- We didn't lose.

324
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:48,123
Twinkacetti is gonna spend
two months fixing this place up.

325
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,165
But we don't get
everything on the list.

326
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:52,565
We never planned to
get everything on the list.

327
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:56,504
Cousin, you say to Mr. Twinkacetti
that we will not quit...

328
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,940
...until we get everything,
and I want to do what you said.

329
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,511
That's called negotiating.

330
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,081
You ask for more than you want
so you get what you need.

331
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:08,085
Then why don't you just ask
for what you need?

332
00:23:08,253 --> 00:23:11,620
Because you won't get it.
- You're right, I don't get it.

333
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,649
Balki, you did a great job.

334
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,055
I did?
- You did.

335
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,821
I did good?
- You did great.

336
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,431
You got us more
than we ever expected.

337
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,831
You're a very good negotiator.
You stood up to Twinkacetti.

338
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,898
I guess I did.

339
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:32,100
You were going to stop
before we got a washer and dryer.

340
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:36,213
This building is very lucky
to have Balki Bartokomous living here.

341
00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:39,077
Really?
- I know I'm better off.

342
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,616
Hi.

343
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:44,483
I just wanted to say
thank you. You were terrific.

344
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:48,021
Oh, well, you know, l...
- I was talking to Balki.

345
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,122
Right. I knew that.

346
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:53,224
You were magnetic.

347
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,233
She called me a magnet.

348
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:04,339
You've got guts, Balki.
I like that in a refugee.

349
00:24:06,144 --> 00:24:09,045
How about coming to my place
for breakfast? Would you like that?

350
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:11,842
Does a sheep like potato root?

351
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:20,882
That means yes,
you little lamb kebab.

352
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,430
Don't wait up.

353
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,963
I'm going to negotiate with her.