1 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:34,995 BALKl: All right, cousin. 2 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,290 Cover your eyes, I have a surprise for you. 3 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,992 You know I don't like surprises unless I know what they are. 4 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:44,966 What is it? - Cousin, if I tell you, it won't be a surprise... 5 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:48,198 Balki. - Okay, I give you a hint. 6 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:54,006 It's bright green, it hangs from a tree and it's 24 feet long. 7 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:04,322 Bright green, hangs from a tree and it's 24 feet long. 8 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:10,818 Oh! 9 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:14,766 It's a dog. 10 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,966 It certainly is. 11 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:22,370 My hint threw you off, huh? - Yes, way off. 12 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,100 Isn't he great? - Yes. 13 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,938 His name is Suprides. - Suprides? 14 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,306 Very good. - Oh. 15 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,074 Well, that's a very pretty name. What does it mean? 16 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,641 It means dog. 17 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:36,282 It means dog? 18 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,857 Well, of course it does. Don't be ridiculous. 19 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,828 What did you think I'd call him, table? 20 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,633 Well, he's a very cute dog. Who does he belong to? 21 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:54,068 Cousin, that's the great part. He belong to us. 22 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,310 Now I am so happy, I do the Dance of Joy. 23 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,648 Balki, did I miss something? 24 00:03:06,819 --> 00:03:09,083 When I left this morning, I didn't own half a dog. 25 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:12,053 Well, you're a richer man today. 26 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,284 You're gonna love this. 27 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:17,190 The other day, I am on my lunch hour taking a walk... 28 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,354 ...and I see this little dog taking a walk. 29 00:03:19,532 --> 00:03:21,261 It must have been his lunch hour too. 30 00:03:21,434 --> 00:03:24,369 So I wanted to have lunch with him. 31 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:28,906 You want the spaghetti or the meat loaf? - Meat loaf. 32 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:30,633 I want the meat loaf. 33 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:34,209 All right, I'll have the spaghetti. - Okay. 34 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,310 Anyway... 35 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,480 ...before I could ask him to lunch... 36 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:45,090 ...a man comes up in a prison truck and jumps out and arrests him. 37 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,823 Don't tell me. You followed them to the pound. 38 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,156 Did I tell you this story? 39 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,093 No, no, you didn't. - Well, I didn't think so. 40 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,100 So, well, I followed them to the dog prison. 41 00:03:57,270 --> 00:04:02,970 And they tell me that if nobody comes to claim him, that he could be ours. 42 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,411 So today, I went back... 43 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:08,206 ...and nobody claim him, and they give him to me. 44 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:09,871 Isn't that wonderful? 45 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:14,008 And so now he's ours and he comes to live here with us. 46 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,088 And we, we take him to the park. - Wait. 47 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,090 And we teach him to fetch and catch. - No, wait, wait. 48 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:26,199 And we teach him to save children from the burning building just like Loussie. 49 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,694 Lassie. 50 00:04:30,370 --> 00:04:35,034 Let's go back to that part where he's going to live here with us. 51 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:38,871 He's a very nice dog, but, Balki, I don't see how we can keep him. 52 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:47,112 Don't... Don't talk like that in front of him. You'll hurt his little feelings. 53 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:51,218 Uh, excuse us, Suprides. 54 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,691 BALKl: Now, wait there, Suprides. Bad pup. - Balki, Balki. 55 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:56,795 Balki, Balki, Balki. 56 00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,330 Have you given any thought at all to what's involved in having a dog? 57 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,993 Well, of course I have. Don't be ridiculous. 58 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,368 Balki, we don't even know if he's housebroken. 59 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:10,236 Ah, I can train him. I'm good at that. 60 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,877 I'm a sheepherder. 61 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:16,072 Of course, you can't train a sheep. They're dumb as a rock. 62 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:20,084 We're both ignoring the biggest problem. 63 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:24,019 We can't keep Suprides because our lease forbids us to have pets. 64 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:27,626 Get out of the city. - Yes. 65 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,359 How could anyone not allow animals? 66 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:34,125 Balki, Twinkacetti evicted the last tenants for having pets. 67 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,029 Do you want that to happen to us? 68 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:40,263 No, but, cousin, don't make me take him back. 69 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,604 I had... When I was a little boy, I have a dog on Mypos called Couscous. 70 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:49,180 And he grows up with me and he tends sheep with me. 71 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,909 And before you, he was my best friend. 72 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:58,117 And when I came to America, I have to leave him behind. 73 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,259 And now I have a dog again. 74 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,093 Well, Balki, I know how you feel. 75 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:06,698 I had a dog back in Madison. Spot. 76 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,994 I named him myself. 77 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,761 Yeah, he showed up on our front door one winter... 78 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:16,500 ...half frozen, the poor little fella. 79 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,110 We thawed him out, nursed him back to health. 80 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:23,112 I taught him to bring me the paper. Spot was smart as a whip. 81 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:28,482 Well, my little puppy dog Couscous was smart as two whips. 82 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:32,417 In the morning, he use to bring me my sandals. 83 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:39,694 When Spot fetched the paper, he used to bring us each the section we wanted. 84 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,304 When we wanted news... 85 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:49,635 ...Couscous used to drag home the village gossip. 86 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:57,983 Spot could read the paper. 87 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,779 Couscous could play the mandolin. 88 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,321 Spot did my taxes. 89 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,594 Bullwinkle. - All right. 90 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:15,393 He didn't do my taxes, but he was one of the all-time great dogs. 91 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,160 Oh, cousin. - I miss him. 92 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:21,739 Cousin, wouldn't it be great to have a dog again? 93 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,211 Yes, you like that, don't you? 94 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,875 Yes, you do. 95 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:37,216 Yes. Yes, yes. 96 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,087 No. No, no, no. 97 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:47,258 The bottom line is, our lease forbids it. We'll have to take him back. 98 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,065 But, cousin, the man at the dog prison says... 99 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:54,138 ...that the dogs that nobody wants are put to sleep. 100 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:04,144 And if we take him back, this dog is a dead duck. 101 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,013 Yeah... 102 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,915 ...maybe we could work it out. 103 00:08:09,088 --> 00:08:13,047 And Twinkacetti is not that hard to fool. - Well, you got that right. He hired us. 104 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:18,122 All right, if we're gonna break the rules, we have to do it right. 105 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,698 We'll have to work the dog's schedule around Twinkacetti's. 106 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:25,429 Make sure there's no telltale doggy signs around the apartment. 107 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,163 Yeah, yeah. 108 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,332 I think we could do it. What do you think? 109 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,411 I think we can do it. What do you think? 110 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,070 He's thinking it over. 111 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:37,882 He says he thinks we can do it. 112 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:43,447 What's he say now? - How should I know? He's a dog. 113 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,588 Okay, Suprides. Snack time, buddy. 114 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:57,725 Here we go. I got your favorite. Sour cream and onion, huh? 115 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,498 You like one of these? What do you say? 116 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,873 Yes, good doggy. 117 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:06,711 Don't tell Balki I give you these. 118 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,941 Cousin, Mr. Twinkacetti's coming. 119 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:10,309 All right, all right. 120 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,815 Don't panic. 121 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,311 Code red. 122 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:25,224 Dust sucker! 123 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,270 Dust sucker. 124 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,135 Come on, come on, come on. 125 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,970 Here we go, here we go. Come on, here we go. 126 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:49,286 Uh-oh. 127 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,487 TWINKACETTl: All right, tenants, listen up! 128 00:09:59,398 --> 00:10:04,358 Here's the new light bulb for the hall. Try to make this one last. 129 00:10:15,147 --> 00:10:17,377 I don't know if we can pull this off. 130 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,213 Sooner or later, we're gonna get caught. - Cousin, relax. 131 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:25,118 If we're careful, Mr. Twinkacetti never find Suprides. 132 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,021 Come on, Suprides. Something will go wrong. 133 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,458 Something always goes wrong when I break rules. 134 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,997 We won't get caught. You are a great planner. 135 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,695 I am? - You are. 136 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,529 Your code red was brilliant. 137 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,928 Yeah, it was pretty good, wasn't it? - Yes. 138 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,835 Yeah, well, I'm not worried about us. 139 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:45,409 I mean, we're dealing with a dog here. He could make a mistake. 140 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,012 Oh, no. Not Suprides. 141 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:50,580 This is the smartest dog in America. 142 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:56,746 Okay, Suprides, let's go show Cousin Larry what you learned in only one week. 143 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,220 Come on, come on. 144 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,719 Sit, sit. 145 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,327 Okay. 146 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,931 Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy. 147 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,540 Good boy. He's a smart dog. 148 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,985 You see? There's nothing to worry about. 149 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,247 Between the three of us, we can pull this off. 150 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,254 This whole thing makes me very nervous. 151 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,690 But when you're not being nervous, don't you just love Suprides? 152 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,926 See? He says he loves you too. 153 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,660 Oh, now you can understand him? - When he barks clearly. 154 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,062 Oh, oh. 155 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,837 Well, he is a wonderful dog. 156 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,804 He's worth a little inconvenience. 157 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:53,172 Now, that's the spirit of '76. 158 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:58,082 We'll just do what mankind has done for centuries when faced with a challenge. 159 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,877 We'll adapt. 160 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,043 In a week, this will all seem second nature. 161 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,281 In a month, it would be third nature. 162 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,320 Balki, let's take our dog for a walk. 163 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,520 In the fresh air. - Proudly. 164 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:14,666 With dignity. - Let's go. 165 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,539 Now, remember, when we get to the corner... 166 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:27,168 ...you and Suprides get in the dumpster and I'll push you to the park. 167 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,759 Baby. Puppy. 168 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:49,628 Yeah, he wants to go for his walk, doesn't he? Yes. 169 00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,070 All right, you deadbeats, open up. 170 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,237 BALKl: Come on, Suprides. 171 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:01,436 Mr. Twinkacetti, what brings you up here? 172 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,945 You owe me rent. Open up. 173 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,247 He came for the rent. Didn't you pay it? 174 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,282 You pay the rent. - I gave you the check. 175 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,442 No, you didn't. 176 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,521 TWINKACETTl: I'm getting ticked off out here. 177 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:15,786 Okay, I'm writing the check right now. Just a slight oversight. 178 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,794 Now, that's two T's in Twinkacetti, isn't it? 179 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:24,930 Okay, here we go. Here's the check. 180 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:28,699 I'm sorry I can't ask you in. I'm contagious. I have rickets. 181 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,469 What you got is a dog in here. I heard it. 182 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,237 We don't have a dog. 183 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,904 That's against our leash. Lease. 184 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,990 Then what are you doing with this? - That's mine. 185 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,682 Yours? You eat that? 186 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,059 Oh, yes. Very nutritious. 187 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:54,928 No additives, no preservatives. Chock-full of vitamins. 188 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,398 Yes. You should eat this well. 189 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,334 Why don't you have a snack right now? 190 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,504 Mmm. 191 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,045 This is delicious. 192 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:15,576 And if you're a gravy lover, you just add water. 193 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,798 Mr. Twinkacetti, you catch me unawares. 194 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,141 Cousin, guests? Why you didn't tell me? 195 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,338 I was just telling Mr. Twinkacetti about our nutrition program. 196 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,983 Balki turned me on to this. 197 00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:51,154 What? - I'm just explaining to Mr. Twinkacetti... 198 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,918 ...why we have dog food in the house but no dog. 199 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,820 See? Yes. 200 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:06,863 Would you care to join us for dinner? 201 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,064 It's nothing fancy. 202 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:11,935 Aha! 203 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,306 Dog hair. - Dog hair? 204 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,744 Balki, he thinks that's dog hair. 205 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:34,694 We were entertaining a couple of young ladies last night. 206 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,767 They shed. 207 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,334 Norwegian. 208 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,169 Oh, please. 209 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,575 What's in the bedroom? - Nothing. 210 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:54,048 My girlfriend. - Nothing but his girlfriend. 211 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,112 Inga. 212 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:04,791 Mr. Twinkacetti, you have no right to invade our privacy. 213 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,831 You can't just barge in here and search our apartment. 214 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,491 I have every right. I'm the landlord. 215 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:15,333 We're the tenants. We have... On the other hand, why beat a dead dog? 216 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,273 Search to your heart's contempt. - Be our guest. 217 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:30,945 Why did you make me eat dog food? 218 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,819 I had to. Why are you wearing my clothes? 219 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,895 Don't change the subject. - Why are you wearing my clothes? 220 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,327 Hi. - Hi. 221 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,200 Your girlfriend seems to have disappeared. 222 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:47,896 Well, she's very shy. She probably jumped out the window. 223 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,270 Guys, guys, I know you got a dog in here. 224 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:55,908 When I find it, you either get it out of here or you're out of here. 225 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,979 Seems fair. 226 00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,013 Thank you so much for dropping by. 227 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,316 How did Suprides get out of the bedroom? - Well, he opened the door. 228 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,086 But I know that. How did he open the door? 229 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,094 I taught him how to do it with his teeth. 230 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:17,467 Well, unless you taught him how to hail a cab, I suggest we go get him. 231 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,208 Get rid of Inga. 232 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,546 Don't worry, Suprides. 233 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,192 I don't let Mr. Twinkacetti take you away. 234 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,328 I'll think of something. 235 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,354 Do you have any ideas? 236 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,025 Me neither. 237 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,638 Balki, how you doing? 238 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,275 Cousin, I can't talk right now. 239 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,707 I have to think of a way to keep Suprides. 240 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,974 Balki, Mr. Twinkacetti said Suprides had to be out by today. 241 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,776 Cousin, we have till midnight. 242 00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:09,944 Well, I think I came up with something. 243 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:13,558 I went to an organization that finds homes for animals. 244 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,786 Cousin, I told you, I don't want you to do that. 245 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:20,864 Well, I think I found the right family for Suprides. 246 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,330 You'll like the Coopers. 247 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:27,565 Cousin, how can you think of sending Suprides to a family you don't even know? 248 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:31,402 I've talked to the Coopers for a long time. They took me out to their place. 249 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:35,240 It's a farm with trees and meadows and a brook... 250 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,076 ...and they've got two kids who are just dying for a dog. 251 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:42,085 And they're right downstairs. Why don't you just meet them? 252 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,121 No, I don't want to meet them. 253 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:50,623 Balki, I don't think living in an apartment is good for Suprides. 254 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:54,330 He's cooped up all day. He can't get out. 255 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,527 He can't meet other dogs. He can't date. 256 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:02,700 But we don't date and we're okay. 257 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,407 No? 258 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:13,775 Balki, forcing a dog to live like us is inhuman. 259 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,119 I think he'll be happier on a farm. 260 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,927 How could he be happy without me? 261 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,961 Balki, I know this is painful for you. 262 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,227 But I think maybe you're thinking more about what's good for you... 263 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,893 ...than what's good for him. 264 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,100 They have a farm? 265 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:41,511 With sheep. - Sheep? 266 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,806 I think Suprides would like sheep. 267 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,448 Can I get the Coopers? 268 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,287 Yes. 269 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:02,563 Did you hear that, Suprides? 270 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:07,694 Cousin Larry has found you a new home. And he says you'll like it. 271 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,273 And Cousin Larry don't lie. 272 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:16,706 He says it's got a lot of trees, and a meadow, and a brook... 273 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:22,582 ...and a lot of children to play with, and some sheep to chase... 274 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:25,245 ...just like Couscous does on Mypos. 275 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,361 I don't want you to go. 276 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:38,300 But I didn't rescue you from the prison truck... 277 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,064 ...to keep you locked in an apartment all day. 278 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,198 And I'll come to see you so you don't forget me. 279 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:50,713 And maybe someday, I have a farm and you can come to visit me... 280 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:54,318 ...and run in my fields and play with me... 281 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:59,753 ...and nobody takes you away from me ever again. 282 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,292 So if you like the Coopers... 283 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:07,398 ...and you want to go to their farm and wait for me... 284 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:10,194 ...then show me something. 285 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:14,772 Show me a sign and then I'll be okay. 286 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:28,345 Oh, look. What a beautiful dog. 287 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,782 Balki, this is Mrs. Cooper. 288 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,051 Hello, Balki. - Hello. 289 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,120 Can we pet the dog? - Of course you can. 290 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,160 Here, boy. - Here, boy. 291 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,890 Well, Suprides seems to like the kids. 292 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:48,669 Can we keep him, Mom? He's the neatest dog in the whole worid. 293 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,702 Can we, please? 294 00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,443 Well, Balki, it's up to you. 295 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,491 Well, that's up to Suprides. 296 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,254 Suprides, what do you say? 297 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,478 He says yes, so I say yes. 298 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,877 Oh, thank you. 299 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,113 You're welcome. 300 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:35,981 Now, you take good care of him. 301 00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,783 He likes to be scratched right here. And... 302 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,293 ...he likes sour-cream-and-onion potato chips. 303 00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:47,629 We'll take good care of him. 304 00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:50,063 And you can come visit him any time you want. 305 00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:51,702 Thank you. 306 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,200 Bye-bye, Suprides. 307 00:22:57,175 --> 00:23:00,144 Come on, kids. Let's go. - Come on, boy. Come on, boy. 308 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,711 Thank you. Thanks. 309 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,678 All right, come on, come on. Goodbye. 310 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:22,731 I feel bad. 311 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,768 Well, I'm sorry we had to give up Suprides too. 312 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:28,501 No. 313 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:32,837 I feel bad because I'm a selfish person. 314 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,170 No, you're not. 315 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:40,148 When you realized what was best for Suprides, you did it. 316 00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:41,979 I'm proud of you. 317 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,680 You are? - You bet I am. 318 00:23:44,856 --> 00:23:46,346 Well, then, I feel better. 319 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,789 Cousin, someday can we have a little pet? 320 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:57,864 Well, sure, I guess we could get something like a hamster or a fish. 321 00:23:58,303 --> 00:24:00,237 I want a fish. 322 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,699 Well, all right, one of these days, we'll go to the pet store... 323 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,103 No, I want go today. - No. 324 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,972 I want go today. - We can't go today. 325 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:09,079 No, no, Balki. 326 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,144 All right, all right. 327 00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:14,376 Okay. 328 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:18,789 We'll go today. We'll get one fish. 329 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:22,053 And I get to name it. 330 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,423 Well, cousin, it's just the one fish? He's going to get Ionely. 331 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,998 Two fish, that's it. 332 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,566 And you clean the bowl. 333 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,196 Can we get the little diver with the bubbles? 334 00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:36,397 No, we can't get the diver with the bubbles. 335 00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:40,705 Can we get that sticky stuff that...? - No, you can't.