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<i>? Last week on
Perfect Strangers.</i>

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I have great news.
We're going skiing.

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No way are you getting me
up on that mountain.

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Hi, Larry. Ready
to hit the slopes?

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As soon as we get up there, I'll insist
we go for one run before the lifts close.

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Then, after about 100 yards,
I'll fall in a soft spot, fake an injury...

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...spend the rest of the weekend
getting sympathy from Jennifer.

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Well, in Mypos, we've have a saying.
It says, "He who lies...

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...falls into a deep pit."

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I'm skiing. Ooh!

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We slide down the
wrong side of the mountain...

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...wander around for two hours,
and now we're stuck in this cabin...

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...with the giris
for the whole night.

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You don't have
to thank me now.

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I think we just
had an earthquake.

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They don't have earthquakes in Wisconsin.
It was probably just an avalanche.

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Avalanche?

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BALKl:
Cousin Larry!

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Oh, cousin, we're buried alive.

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Not for long.

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Very soon we'll all be dead.

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We're trapped.

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Exactly what do
you mean, "trapped"?

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She means the cabin is buried
under tons of snow...

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...and we can't get out unless
we have an out-of-body experience.

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I was afraid that's what she meant.

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All right, all
right. Let's not panic.

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What are we going to do?
- We're gonna die.

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I don't wanna die.
I wanna leave, now.

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Jennifer, you can't go anywhere.
- Out of my way, blondie.

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Jennifer, Jennifer. Don't
talk to your friend like that.

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If we're going to meet our
maker, we got to make nice.

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All right. Balki's right.

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Let's try to accept
our fate with dignity.

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I don't wanna go out with
dignity. I don't wanna go out.

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Won't the ski
patrol find us?

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Jennifer, a mountain just fell on us.

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They won't find our bodies
until after the spring thaw.

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What are you doing?

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Well, just because I'm gonna die
doesn't mean I have to look bad.

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Larry, can't you think of a way
to get us out of here?

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I will.

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I will.

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There has got to be a way.

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I am going to find
a way out of here.

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Larry, there is
no way out of here.

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Balki, she's right.
There's no way out of here.

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We are going to die.
- Cousin, you're being a little negative.

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Really?
- Now, let's look at the good side.

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We're still alive. We
have blankets to keep us warm.

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We have the sun in the morning
and the moon at night.

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We have a nice
roof to keep us dry.

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The roof is going to collapse.
- So much for staying dry.

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Oh, Mary Ann.
- Oh, Jennifer.

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Oh, Balki.
- Oh, please.

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Listen, forget your troubles.
Come on, get happy.

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You've got to chase
all your cares away.

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Balki has a plan. Come on.

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I knew you'd think of something.
You know, you are brilliant.

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You are. You are. You
are very good under pressure.

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No, I am glad you're here.
- Ah...

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Now, what's the plan?
- I don't have a plan.

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We have got to have a plan.
- Well, I'll think of a plan.

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When?
- Well, l...

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When will you think of a plan?
- Stop blowing on me. I'm not a dandelion.

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Hi.
- Hi.

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Is anything wrong?
- Oh-oh-oh. Wrong? No.

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Nope, no. Uh...

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Why don't you giris entertain yourselves
and we'll get right back to you?

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Because we... We have a very,
very complicated plan...

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...and we need to work out
the very fine details.

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They're going to be very
disappointed, aren't they?

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No, I don't think so.

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Why not?
- Because I just thought of a plan.

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You did? What's the plan?
- We're going to dig a tunnel out of here.

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That's the plan? We're going
to dig a tunnel through the snow?

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That is correct.
- Balki...

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...if we dig a tunnel, it'll collapse
and we will be crushed to death.

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All right, here's the plan.

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Watch it. I asked you
to keep it on the paper.

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We don't wanna make a mess.
- You're expecting guests?

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Hammer.
- Hammer.

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Balki, I don't understand.

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How can you whistle
at a time like this?

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I enjoy my work.

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Aren't you afraid?

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Oh, cousin. Of
course, I'm afraid.

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But a wise man once said,
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself."

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That was President Roosevelt.

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He said it too?

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He must have heard
it from my father.

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My father taught me
how to deal with fear.

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He said, "You take that fear
and you mush it into a ball...

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...and you put
it in your pocket.

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And then you know where it is,
and it can't hurt you."

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Put your fear
in your pocket?

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Yes, cousin, you just mush it up
and put it in a ball...

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...and put it in your
pocket, just like this.

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Take this, put
it in your pocket.

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Well, it's right
where I want it.

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Hah...

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Cave-in. Crawl
for your life!

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Feet in the bucket, feet in
the bucket, feet in the bucket.

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Feet in the bucket, feet in
the bucket, feet in the bucket.

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Cousin? Cousin. Come back.

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You know, it wasn't
a cave-in after all.

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It just was a bit of snow
falling from the ceiling.

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Balki, a little bit of snow
falling from the ceiling is a cave-in.

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Well, the tunnel didn't close up.
It's... It's still open.

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Look. See?

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Right.

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Well, I guess we should... We
should go back and keep digging, huh?

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Yeah.

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What have we got
to lose? Let's go.

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The giris are depending on us.
- It's our only chance.

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Okay? Here we go.

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Yes, sir, we're moving now.

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Balki.

119
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I'm sorry I got
you into this mess.

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You tried to warn me,
but I wouldn't listen.

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Can you forgive me?

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Oh, cousin. Of course, I can.
I always forgive you.

123
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You're my family.

124
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You took me in, you taught
me American ways and culture.

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If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be where I am today.

126
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Thanks. Balki, I
feel bad enough as it is.

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Oh, cousin. We've been
through fat and thin together.

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We can lick this.

129
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Yeah. Guess we've made
a pretty good team, haven't we?

130
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You got that right.

131
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Except for this ski
trip, it's been great.

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Come on, let's get back to work.
Where there's a will, there's a way.

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Onward and upward.

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Oh, cousin. I had no
idea we had come so far.

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I'm exhausted.

136
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Balki. Balki, Balki. We're gonna have to start
bearing a little bit to the right.

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Oh, no, no, no.
- Yes.

138
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Yes.
- Cousin, we have to go to the left.

139
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No, we're gonna...
To the right. We're gonna...

140
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Cousin, cousin. Shh, shh.
- Lf we want to... All right.

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How many times
have you dug a tunnel?

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Ah... Eh!
- How many? How many? How many times?

143
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How many times have you dug a tunnel?
- Three.

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Through the snow?
- None.

145
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None? As in zero? As in never, ever,
have you dug a tunnel through the snow?

146
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That is correct.
- All right, there you go.

147
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Balki, I am from Wisconsin.

148
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I have been digging
tunnels through snow since I was 5.

149
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I am going to lead, and we are
gonna start bearing to the right.

150
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Switch places. Come on, switch.
- Oh...

151
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You know, Jennifer, I know
we're gonna get out of here...

152
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...but just in case we don't,
I'm glad you're my best friend...

153
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...and there's no one else
I'd rather die with.

154
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Thank you.

155
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Get ready to catch some snow.

156
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This mountain isn't
gonna know what hit it.

157
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Cousin, you're a lean, mean,
digging machine.

158
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Okay. Balki. Balki. I found it.
- You found a way out?

159
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No, I found my ChapStick.
I lost it in the avalanche. Mm...

160
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Cousin, we've been digging for hours,
and we have gotten nowhere.

161
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I still think we
should have turned left.

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Well, you're wrong.
- No, I'm not.

163
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Balki. Balki, there's a light
at the end of the tunnel.

164
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Yes, and every rolling stone
has a silver lining, doesn't it?

165
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No, no, Balki, there is a light
at the end of this tunnel.

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Look, look.

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Oh, cousin. Cousin.
- We made it. We made it.

168
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It's Larry. We're saved.

169
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Hi, Larry.

170
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Oh, no, no, no.

171
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How did you guys get over here?
- I'll let you field that one, cousin.

172
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It's all my fault.

173
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I tunneled in a circle.

174
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I can't do anything right.

175
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I'm an albatross. A Jonah.
A bad-luck charm.

176
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I'd tell you to cast me outside
if we could just get outside.

177
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You shouldn't be so
hard on yourself, Larry.

178
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Oh, yes, I should.

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I am dirt.

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If it wasn't for my snowball of lies,
we wouldn't be stuck in this pit.

181
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Jennifer.

182
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Jennifer.

183
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,334
Jennifer.

184
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Jennifer, I lied to you
about skiing at Innsbruck.

185
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I've never raced a giant slalom.
The truth is, I can't ski at all, I just...

186
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I just wanted you to like me
as much as I like you.

187
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,392
Larry, I don't know
what to say. I'm...

188
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I'm flattered that you would go
to so much trouble to impress me...

189
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...yet repulsed at the thought
that it might cost us our lives. L...

190
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,874
Don't be too angry
with him, Jennifer.

191
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:50,277
Think of him as one who
loved not wisely, but too well.

192
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:59,815
<i>I think that's
Shakespeare. Or Moonlighting.</i>

193
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,154
I forgive you, Larry.

194
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:06,892
Thank you.

195
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:12,561
I just want you to know I think
you're a fine group of people...

196
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,831
...and it's an
honor to die with you.

197
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,132
Ditto.

198
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,277
Wait a minute.

199
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:24,212
<i>I can't believe the
babasticki that I'm hearing.</i>

200
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,748
You're giving up.

201
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,853
And you call yourselves Americans?

202
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:32,115
What ever happened to,
"I have not yet begun to fight"?

203
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,918
"Don't give up the ship."

204
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,357
"Have it your way."

205
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,161
Americans aren't quitters.

206
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,731
If George Washington
had given up at Valley Forge...

207
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,926
...we'd all be
speaking English today.

208
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:54,274
Now, I'm going back in that tunnel,
and I'm going to make a sharp left.

209
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,238
Are you coming with me?

210
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,648
Balki's right.
We're Americans.

211
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,948
If we're gonna go down,
we're gonna go down fighting.

212
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,389
It's just that
I am so tired.

213
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:13,861
Oh, cousin, cousin,
it's okay. It's okay.

214
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:18,162
Listen, everybody gets tired.

215
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,464
George Washington got tired.

216
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That's why he
slept everywhere.

217
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:32,378
Now, I'm going to go back
in the tunnel and do some digging.

218
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:37,420
You take a nap, and when it's time for you
to relieve me, I'll wake you up.

219
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,318
Good luck, Balki.

220
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,153
Here's something
to keep you warm.

221
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:49,027
Oh...

222
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,364
Be careful.

223
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,837
Be careful back there.

224
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,515
Ow.

225
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,691
<i>Ice Station Zebra?</i>

226
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:21,689
Good morning.

227
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,893
Where's Balki?
- He must still be in the tunnel.

228
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:27,537
What a guy.

229
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,571
He didn't even wake me up
to relieve him.

230
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,945
Oh, no.

231
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,816
Balki? Balki?
Oh, no. I can't be...

232
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,821
Balki! Balki! Balki!
Oh, God.

233
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:49,927
Balki! Balki.
Larry. Larry.

234
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,892
Balki.
- Larry, there's too much snow.

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The tunnel's collapsed.

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No, no, I gotta save him.
I've got to save him.

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Balki, Balki.

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Balki, Balki.

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Larry. The tunnel must
have collapsed hours ago.

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That's why he
didn't wake you up.

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Oh... Oh...

242
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Oh, this can't be happening.

243
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I belong in the
pit, not him. Oh...

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Oh, why... Why didn't I listen to him
instead of to my own hormones?

245
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Why do you have to be
so damned attractive?

246
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I'm sorry, Larry.
- Oh... Oh...

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Listen to me.

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L... I have just killed the sweetest,
bravest man I have ever known...

249
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...and now I'm
trying to blame it on you.

250
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He came to America,
looking for a new life.

251
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He moved in with a cousin
he didn't even know.

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I thought I was
doing him a favor, no.

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I was the lucky one.

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If I know anything about the
goodness and purity in life...

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...it's because
Balki Bartokomus taught me.

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00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,468
We're gonna miss him too, Larry.
- Oh...

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I will never forgive myself for this.

258
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:10,903
I think Balki would forgive you.
- Of course, he would.

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Even dead, he's a
better man than me.

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If I could just hear
his voice one more time.

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BALKl:
Cousin Larry?

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If I could just see him again
and tell him how much he meant to me.

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I think he's up there.

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00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,638
Of course he is.

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He was a saint.

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No, no, no. I mean, I
think he's on the roof.

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BALKl: Cousin,
can you hear me?

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Balki? Balki? He's
alive. He's alive.

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Balki! You're alive!

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00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,453
Well, of course I
am, don't be ridiculous.

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What am I gonna be? Dead?

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I can see the search party
from here. They're coming soon.

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It's a wonderful day.

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Yes. Yes, it sure is.

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Yes. We're saved. Ow. Ooh...

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We're saved. Ow.

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00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:35,685
We're saved.

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Bye-bye.

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All right, listen. Live
and learn. Live and learn.

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Oh, cousin, no.

281
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,221
Well, no, I agree with you there.

282
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,991
Well, no, no, no. I
don't know about that.

283
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:13,729
Well, of course not,
don't be ridiculous.

284
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:18,001
Oh, cousin, I
know, I know what it is.

285
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:21,105
You're still feeling
like a big slime ball.

286
00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:26,267
You're too kind.
- Oh...

287
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:30,472
Oh, no, cousin. Listen. Listen,
listen, I know how to cheer you up.

288
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:37,020
No, no. I don't
think that's possible.

289
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,784
Oh, yes, it is,
cousin. Now, listen to me.

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00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:44,852
Jennifer told me that
she thinks you are brave.

291
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,034
No, you're the
one that saved us.

292
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,107
Well, that's a very good point.
- Oh...

293
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,536
She told me she
thinks you are clever.

294
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:10,118
No, you're one who
came up with all the ideas.

295
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,617
Well, that's true. That's very, very true.
- Oh...

296
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:18,889
She told me that she
thought that you were cute.

297
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,707
Did she really say
she thinks I'm cute?

298
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:35,609
Well, of course
she did. I don't lie.

299
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:39,080
No, I'm the one who lies.

300
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:42,083
But I'm basically an honest man.

301
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:47,487
L... I never lied to my parents,
I never cheated in school.

302
00:23:47,659 --> 00:23:51,789
It's just that when
I'm around Jennifer, l...

303
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:55,694
You lose your mind.
- Yeah.

304
00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:59,196
You're getting better.
You told her the truth.

305
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:02,704
Yeah, I guess I did.

306
00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:10,911
And do you know why?
- No.

307
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:15,343
Because, if you know anything
about the goodness and purity in life...

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00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,181
...Balki Bartokomus taught you.

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00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,152
Yeah.

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00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,387
Wait a minute.

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00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,865
How long were
you up on that roof?

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Saint Balki.

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00:24:34,039 --> 00:24:35,700
I like that.