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While? Larry
adores the minuet
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The Ballet Russes
And the crepe suzette
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But Balki like to rock n roll
The hot dog makes him lose control
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What a wild duet
Still, theyre cousins
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Hi, cousin.
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Identical cousins and youll find...
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If you're hungry, there's some
din-din machmud on the bottom shelf.
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What's din-din machmud?
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Pig snout with saffron.
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No, thank you. I'm
on a low-saffron diet.
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Mm.
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Ah.
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What's this?
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I'm doing a Myposian lint painting.
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A lint painting?
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Well, exactly. On
Mypos, we waste nothing.
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Interesting story. The first one...
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The first one was done by Brektos,
our spiritual leader, in the storybook days.
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And the legend says that
he went up on the mountain...
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...for 60 day
and 60 night...
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...to contemplate his navel.
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And when he came down...
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...he had a lint painting.
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We've been doing it ever since.
How do you like it?
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Uh... Well, uh,
what can I say?
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You could hang this
under any rug in the worid.
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Oh, cousin. Oh...
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You don't mean that.
- Oh, I do.
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Thank you. You know, it's because of you
I got back into lint painting.
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I see you take these pictures
for the photo contest...
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...and it makes me want to do
something creative too.
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Well, I'm glad one of us benefited
from all my hard work.
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What the matter?
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Can't you pick which
picture to put in the photo contest?
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Yes. None of them.
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What? You're not going
to enter the photo contest?
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Ugh, who am I kidding?
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The Chicago Gazette photo contest
is one of the most prestigious.
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It was just a crazy dream.
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I thought if I won, my photojournalism
career would have been launched.
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Well, it would be nice
if you were launched.
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It would have been wonderful.
- But I don't understand.
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You've been taking pictures
for three months.
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You must have a hundred here.
- A hundred and six.
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And they all stink.
- No, they don't.
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They are very, very good.
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Balki, "very, very good"
will not win this contest.
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I need that one
special picture.
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I need something extraordinary.
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Something that will make
the heart of man leap within him.
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Something that sums up the meaning of life.
You know what I mean?
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Well, of course I
do. Don't be ridiculous.
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You need something...
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...a little different.
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Yes, that's right.
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Well, what about this one of the kitty cat
being carried away by the big bird?
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That's different.
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Balki, look at the kitty
cat's face. What do you see?
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Fear.
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Sure. Sure, you see fear.
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But the keen eye of the
photographer sees a kitty cat...
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...with three whiskers on the left side
of his face and two on the right.
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There's no symmetry.
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Okay, what about this one
of the fireman...
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...catching the baby that was thrown
from the burning building?
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It's been done. Why am I
even talking to you about this?
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You probably don't have
photographers on Mypos.
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Well, no, we don't.
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But we have a guy named Nicholai
who has a very good memory.
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Whenever we have a fire,
Nicky's the first thing we save.
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Well, good.
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Why don't we enter Nicky in the contest?
He's got a better chance than me.
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Oh, cousin, I see
what you're doing.
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You had a crazy dream and you
spent three months taking pictures.
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And now with only one day left,
you're just going to roll over and die?
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That's basically
what I had in mind, yes.
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Well, let me tell you a story
about an immigrant boy...
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...who had a crazy dream
to come to America.
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Wait.
- And he got on the tramp steamer.
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Wait.
- Tramp, tramp, tramp.
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Wait, I've heard this story.
It's not gonna do you any good.
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I'm feeling sorry for myself.
If you were a real friend, you'd join in.
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Well, I do feel sorry for you.
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Poor little Larry Appleton.
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He could have been
a great photographer...
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...but he'll never know
because he gave up.
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Oh, I hate it
when you do this.
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In the years to come, you'll look back
on what you might have been...
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...and you'll remember
that your best buddy, Balki, said:
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"Keep trying, Larry
Appleton." But you didn't.
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Can't you just let
me accept failure?
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Over my dead battery.
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All right, all right, I don't know
what I'm gonna find in just one day...
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...but I'll give it a shot.
- Now you're talking, turkey.
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Now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
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Balki. Balki. Why
don't we hold up on that?
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At least let me
find a picture.
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Cousin, somewhere out there
is the perfect picture. I know it.
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And you're going to find it.
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Yeah. Yeah, and pigs can fly.
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That would make
a great picture.
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The man just needed a little push.
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Thank you.
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Larry, guess what. I
got your mail again.
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It's an easy mistake.
I'm in 302, you're in 203.
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Perhaps the mailman has lysdexia.
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That's dyslexia.
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Is that it?
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I always get that
word turned around.
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So did you send a picture
for the photo contest yet?
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No, but I'm going to. I was gonna
give up, but Balki wouldn't let me.
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Sure enough, I
found the perfect shot.
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I'm gonna take it this afternoon.
- What is it?
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It's a church with a cross on
the steeple, but that's not the shot.
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I am so proud of myself.
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There's not a photographer in a million
who would have even seen the shot.
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At exactly 6:02, the setting sun drops
between these two tall buildings...
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...and a shaft of light hits the cross,
turning it this brilliant gold...
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...and it glows like
something supernatural.
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It only lasts for a second
and then it's gone.
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It's beautiful.
- Yeah, churches are nice. See you.
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Hi.
- Hi.
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Cousin, I'm sorry I'm late,
but wait until you hear why.
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Mrs. Twinkacetti asked me to
move some furniture in her house...
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...and behind the dresser,
I found a gold mine in dust balls.
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Forget the dust.
- Mm-hm.
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You were right, I did it.
I found the award-winning photograph.
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Oh, cousin, I'm
so happy for you.
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It's a church with a cross on
the steeple, but that's not the shot.
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I am so proud of myself.
There is not a photographer...
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...who would have
even seen the shot.
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Wait a minute. This isn't the church
where the setting sun falls...
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...between two tall buildings
and casts a shaft of light on the cross...
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...that makes it
glow a brilliant gold...
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...as if it had taken on a life
all of its own, is it?
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Well, it's the
angle that's important.
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What I'm gonna do...
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Is get on the roof of the
building across the street.
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The address is 2...
- 2831 Garfield.
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Can I tell this?
- Oh, well, I wish you would.
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I have to get the shot this
afternoon, otherwise, the jig is up.
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I'm gonna get the
owner's permissión.
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You're gonna have to help get
equipment on top of the roof.
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Balki, I have this contest in the bag.
I'm on my way to the good life.
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What means "the good life"?
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It means the,
uh, good life.
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Wow.
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I am so happy for you.
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Now we can do the dance of joy.
- You bet.
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Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey. Hey!
- Hey, hey. Hey!
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Fred and Ginger,
front and center.
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I'm taking the day off to be with
my lovely wife, my lovely children...
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...at my less than lovely
mother-in-law's.
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Appleton, this is what I want
you to do. I'll get there around 4.
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Call my wife and tell her
the store is on fire.
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That way I gotta come back and spend
the rest of the weekend playing poker.
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See you.
Uh, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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I can't tell your wife
there's a fire in the store.
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Right. I've used
that excuse before.
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Tell her the turnip
locked himself in the safe.
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Who wouldn't believe that?
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I can't tell her that either.
- What is it? Make something up, Appleton.
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Cousin...
- Not now, Balki.
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Mr. Twinkacetti, I will
not lie to your wife for you.
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Appleton, someday, you
will want something from me...
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...and no matter how small
that something is...
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...my response will
be a well-known gesture.
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That building you want
to get on the top of...
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...so you can take
the picture of the church?
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Yes, I know it. I know the building.
I know it well. What about it?
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It's Mr. Twinkacetti's house.
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Oh, don't cry.
- All right.
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That was easy.
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You know, you're bouncing back
better all the time.
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Balki, you and I are gonna get on that roof
and we are going to get that picture...
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...even if it kills us.
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BALKl: Cousin, can
you give me a hand?
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I don't like this.
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We're not supposed to
break into somebody's house.
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We're not breaking into Twinky's house,
we're breaking onto his house.
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Besides, he's
not even home.
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Just try to act
like you belong here.
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How do I act like
I belong on a roof?
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Will you stop worrying?
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We'll be off of
here in five minutes.
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It's pretty far down.
- Only two stories.
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The roof is pretty steep.
- I hadn't noticed.
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Balki, get that
for me, would you?
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I don't think so.
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Cousin, I don't understand.
You're the one that's afraid of heights.
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You scream if you stand up
in the bathtub.
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Balki, I have to get this picture.
My whole future depends on it.
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Nothing's gonna stop me.
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There are no obstacles, and
absolutely nothing can go wrong.
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I know that nothing
can possibly go wrong...
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...but have you noticed
that it's getting a little windy?
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It's a little breezy.
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Fortunately, I have
everything in my bag...
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...that you could possibly need
in a photographic emergency.
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Here, hold this.
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Sandbags.
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We can't have the tripod
blowing off in the wind, can we?
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Well, of course we can't,
don't be ridiculous.
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What about me
blowing off the roof?
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You're not a photographic emergency.
- I'm human.
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That's not good
enough. Just hang on.
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We'll be off here in two minutes.
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Okay, give me the camera.
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Balki, give me the camera.
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No. I have the camera,
and I say we get off the roof.
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Balki, give me that camera.
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Uh-uh.
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Look, there's the Wicked Witch of the West.
- Where?
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Ha-ha!
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You tricked Balki.
There was no witch.
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Ha!
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No way am I getting off this roof now.
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No, I've taken this shot
a thousand times in my head.
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I've planned every minute detail.
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Where'd that chimney come from?
- I bet it came with the house.
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What idiot architect
would put a chimney...
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...where it blocks
the view of the church?
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Where have the good craftsmen gone?
- Blown off the roof.
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Cousin, you've flipped your coin.
You have plenty of good pictures at home.
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If I can get on top of the chimney,
I can still get my shot.
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No, cousin, cousin.
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Cousin. Cousin, will you...?
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Whoa! Whoa.
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Yeah, hi, Ralph. Yeah, I can
make the card game after all.
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I told my wife the turnip got locked
in the safe, ha-ha, and she bought it.
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Who wouldn't?
See you at 8.
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Balki, help, I'm
in trouble here.
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Help!
- Hush.
235
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,188
Never hush a man who's
hanging by his fingertips.
236
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,325
Help! Help!
237
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Mr. Twinkacetti's home.
238
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:05,053
Help. Help.
239
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,702
We have to get off the roof
before Mr. Twinkacetti catches us.
240
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:15,601
Later. I still have 50 seconds
to get this picture.
241
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,569
If I hold on to
this TV antenna...
242
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:23,113
...I can hold the camera in one hand
and lean out past the chimney.
243
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,115
That picture of the kitty cat
is looking better all the time.
244
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,085
I can see it. You know, I'm
getting an optical illusión.
245
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:34,453
It looks as if the church
is getting closer and closer.
246
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,254
Cousin. Cousin, the
antenna is bending. Come back here.
247
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:42,025
No, no. It'll hold for five more
seconds. I've got to get this shot.
248
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:47,332
Three, two, one, zero.
249
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:52,205
Minus one, minus two, mi...
Where is the shaft of light?
250
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,675
Where is the sun?
251
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,349
Maybe it's behind those
big black clouds over there.
252
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,350
Cousin, don't panic.
Just slowly come back here.
253
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,488
The weather report said
it was to be sunny.
254
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,748
Now the picture is gone.
What am I gonna do?
255
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:10,054
Cousin, just to get an idea
of where you are, you might look down.
256
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,435
Now we're talking on the same channel.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
257
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:29,047
All right, you didn't get your
picture, now we get off the roof.
258
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,082
I can't. I just remembered,
I'm afraid of heights.
259
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:36,687
Well, you picked a fine time
to remember that.
260
00:17:36,855 --> 00:17:39,289
Okay, okay, okay.
261
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:43,861
Okay, we're going to wait until it gets dark
and then you won't see how far down it is.
262
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,629
Did I mention I'm
afraid of the dark?
263
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,872
Cousin? Cousin, don't do that.
264
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:04,311
Cousin, it's dark now.
We can get off the roof.
265
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,910
I can't believe it.
I didn't get my picture.
266
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,147
This is all Twinkacetti's fault.
267
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:14,224
Boy, the next time I
see him, he's in trouble.
268
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,390
What are you two doing
up on my roof?
269
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,303
Mr. Twinkacetti,
this is all my fault.
270
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,462
That goes without saying.
271
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,703
I was trying to get a picture
of the church for my contest.
272
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,606
But he didn't get the picture.
- Cry me a river!
273
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,768
Okay.
274
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,380
Now get off my roof.
Okay.
275
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:44,948
The ladder!
- The ladder!
276
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,523
Now I'm stuck up here and it's your fault!
- My fault?
277
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:54,132
You wouldn't be up here if
you were with your wife and kids.
278
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:58,235
I wouldn't have come up here if you
weren't playing Tarzan on my antenna.
279
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,669
I wouldn't have had to if you'd
put your chimney where it belongs.
280
00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:05,435
I'm gonna put my fist
where it belongs.
281
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:09,547
BALKl: No, wait, Mr.
Twinkacetti. Stop, stop, stop.
282
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,808
Will you stop?
Whoa!
283
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:15,079
BALKl: Whoa.
TWINKACETTl: Let go. Let go.
284
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,516
BALKl:
Ow.
285
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,964
We've got to stop fighting
and find a way to get off the roof.
286
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,662
What did you have in mind?
287
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,675
Help!
- Save your voice.
288
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,040
No one can hear you.
Their windows are closed.
289
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,444
And do you know why
their windows are closed?
290
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,982
Because it's starting to freeze?
- Bingo.
291
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,985
I'm sorry I got that right.
292
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:53,318
What else could
possibly go wrong?
293
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,169
It was a rhetorical question.
294
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:17,312
You know, this might be a
good chance for us to just chat...
295
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,916
...and get to
know one another.
296
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,685
I'm gonna throw the
turnip off the roof.
297
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,847
And if we're lucky,
he'll drag himself to get help.
298
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,188
And if we're unlucky, we're still lucky.
299
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,463
What was that?
- Thunder.
300
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,658
Ah! I hate thunder.
301
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,759
You know...
302
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:43,806
...there's something aesthetically pleasing
about your face when you're terrified.
303
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,780
I want my wife.
Edwina. Edwina!
304
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:53,373
That's great. I think I got
your face framed by lightning.
305
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,349
Ooh, you're cruel, Appleton.
306
00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:00,014
No, I'm not. Hold
that whimper. Yes.
307
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,662
Aah!
308
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,560
What's that?
- I don't know.
309
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,669
Is this another TV antenna?
- It's a lightning rod!
310
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:18,907
That draws lightning?
- It's a real good one too.
311
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,643
If we stay up
here, we'll die.
312
00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:30,720
Help! Help!
313
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:34,052
Help!
314
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:48,202
"Larry Appleton, 10th place."
- Yeah, I'm good, all right.
315
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,306
I even helped somebody else
win first prize.
316
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,239
I think it was
very nice of someone...
317
00:21:53,412 --> 00:21:56,848
...to take that picture of the fireman
rescuing us from the roof.
318
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:01,916
It's a terrific picture,
if you call that composition.
319
00:22:02,454 --> 00:22:06,083
Cousin, you won 10th place.
That's wonderful.
320
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:11,422
Well, thank you for making me keep trying,
and for helping me get the picture.
321
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,393
And for saving your life.
322
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,526
That too.
323
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:19,027
Cousin, I couldn't let you quit.
324
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:21,297
Or die.
325
00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:24,340
And if you ever see me giving up,
you must stop me too.
326
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:26,340
That's what friends do for each other.
327
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,206
Yeah.
328
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,645
Why don't we go
to Curly's newsstand...
329
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,013
...and buy every newspaper he has
to send to everyone you know?
330
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,416
Just like the time Mary Ann
got in the paper...
331
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:39,785
...because she got her head stuck
in a chainlink fence.
332
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,290
It was her hair.
333
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:47,990
Balki, I don't need to buy newspapers
because I don't need to brag.
334
00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:51,397
But this is a great
accomplishment. You should be proud.
335
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,095
Ah, I don't need to send
a newspaper to anyone.
336
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:57,366
The important
thing is that I know.
337
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,511
Wow.
338
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,340
You're some humble guy.
339
00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:08,147
Balki, a lot of
it was blind luck.
340
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,220
I didn't get the
picture I was after.
341
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:14,826
But if you hadn't risked your life, and mine,
trying to get the picture of the church...
342
00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:17,985
...you never would have gotten
this picture of Mr. Twinkacetti...
343
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:20,597
...framed by lightning.
344
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:24,101
It is pretty good, isn't it?
- Good?
345
00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,429
Good?
- Yeah.
346
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,936
Good?
- Ha-ha-ha.
347
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,471
What was the question?
348
00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,236
The picture. It's pretty good.
349
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:38,281
Well, of course it
is, don't be ridiculous.
350
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:39,912
And I'll tell you what.
351
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,521
To celebrate, I'm gonna take you
to your favorite place.
352
00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:45,846
Not the petting zoo?
- You got it.
353
00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:48,890
Oh, boy!
354
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:51,392
Are you going to ride
the camel with me this time?
355
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:55,194
No. The camel
always spits at me.
356
00:23:56,902 --> 00:24:00,668
Can I chase the chickens?
- No, you can't chase the chickens.
357
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,474
Question:
358
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:12,013
Am I wrong, or is that
closet full of newspapers?
359
00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:16,349
Not full, only head-high.
360
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,519
Oh, I see.
361
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:25,261
All right, so I got a few
for my family, friends.
362
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:28,130
And a lot for my enemies.
363
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,828
My high school
graduation class, Time? Life...