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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Sometimes you just

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* Get a feeling like you
need some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
* Nothing's gonna stop me now

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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We're serious, you girls
pick the restaurant

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and Balki and I will
take you to dinner.

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Money is no object.
You heard that right.

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When Larry and Balki
go first class,
they eat the whole hog.

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Oh, he'll give us a raise.

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Cousin Larry put it
in very uncertain terms.

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Mmm-hmm, after the little
talk I had with him yesterday

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it's in the bag.

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(CHUCKLES)
I was good. No.
No, I was great.

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I told him that
when he walked
through that door today

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I wanted an answer
and it had better be
the right one.

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Good morning,
Mr. Twinkacetti.

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(EXHALES)
Yeah, yeah.

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Mr. Twinkacetti?

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Isn't there... Something
you want to tell us?

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Yeah, get to work.

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Well, look-- Look at the time.
We'd better go.

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Bye-bye.
Bye.

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Cousin, we are not going to
let him do that to us, are you?

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No.

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No, we're not. We're gonna
clear this up right now.

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Mr. Twinkacetti, we need
to talk about our raise.

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Oh, yeah, I promised I'd have
an answer for you, didn't I?

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You're darn tooting.

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Well, I guess
we're snookered.

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Hey...

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What?

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I know you're overworked.
I'm not insensitive.

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That's why I hired
a new guy to help you out.

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Wait a minute.

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how can you afford
to hire a new man?

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You see, the money
I'm gonna pay the new guy

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will be trickling
out of your salary.
Sorry.

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All right.
All right, Twinkacetti.
You pushed me too far.

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Well, I'm not gonna
take it anymore.

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There are a million jobs
out there better than this.

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And there are a million
bosses better than you.

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I quit.

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I quit too!

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Balki, I appreciate
your loyalty,
and I understand

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you're willing
to make a sacrifice,

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Yes, I do.

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We're a team.

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We should be together.

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Mr. Twinkacetti

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Like the great
Nancy Sinatra said

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"These boots were
made for walking."

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Fine. Walk.
Who needs you?

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Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
Well, who needs you?

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Ha!
Ha-ha!

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Ha!

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That felt pretty good.
Well, you can say that again.

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Ha!
Ha-ha!

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Ha.

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Now what do we do?
I don't know.

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Ah.
Ah-ah.

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Ha.

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In America, you can do
anything you want to do.

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You just have to
set your sights high.

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Lower, Balki.

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"Fat Marsha's?"

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This can't be the place.

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This place doesn't have
a management program.

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A methadone program, maybe.

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Okay, we train for that.

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Cousin, come on, face it.

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We're going to have to
chew the bullet on this one.

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It's been two weeks,
the rent is due

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and I haven't heard back
from the Supreme Court.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Uh, we were supposed
to meet a Ms. Manning.

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That's me, Fat Marsha.

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You don't look fat,
Fat Marsha.

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Well, thank you, sweetie.

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I used to weigh 300 pounds

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but when I opened
this place, I lost my appetite.

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Now I'm having
the time of my life.

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or are you answering
my ad in the personals?

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We're-- We're here
about the jobs.

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My name is
Balki Bartokomous

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and this is my cousin,
Larry Appleton.

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Hey, you're cute.

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Uh... Well, I think
there's been a mistake.

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No, you're cute,
all right.

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(CHUCKLING)

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And you're not so bad yourself.
Where are you from?

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Oh, I'm from Mypos.

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But I can still
work here, can't I?

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Well, of course,
you can, darling.

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I'm an equal-opportunity
employer.

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Well, I'm
an equal opportunity.

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Well, the employment
office sent us here

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for management
trainee positions,

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but I'm sure they gave
us the wrong address.

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Ah, no mistake.

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My other management
trainees quit.

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They were,
uh, worn out.
(CHUCKLING)

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I'll get you
a couple of uniforms.

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Well, no, actually,
we were really looking for

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something with career
advancement opportunities.

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Well, don't worry, cutie.

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(LAUGHS)

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She's got a nice smile.

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Then, you put
the burger on the bun,

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the bun on the plate.

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Then you take
the ticket from the wheel

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and you place 'em
both on the counter.

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"Ring the bell."

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I like your spirit, Balki.
Oh.

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(CHUCKLES)

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And you have nice,
firm handwriting.

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Do you ever
arm-wrestle naked?
Oh!

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No. That would
be cheating.

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Cheating?

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(LAUGHING)
I like that.

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Here. Put these on.

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No. Like this.

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Need a hand, honey?
No, I got it.

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Oh, there's something
about a man in uniform
that drives me crazy.

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Hmm... I'll see you boys
in a couple of hours.

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I'm gonna go
pump some iron.

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Oh, cousin, you're not
going to believe this.

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I already
don't believe this.

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It's a humongous
can of tuna.

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Yes, I bet they are.
And look at this.

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A message center.

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And this.

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(RINGS)

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A bell system.

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Balki, wake up and smell
the roach spray.

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Well, in Mypos, this is
a five-star restaurant.

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This is the best offer
we've had in two weeks.

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All right, all right.
Let's try to make
the best of it.

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Okay. Uh, I want
be the cook.
No.

155
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No, no, I want...

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Balki, I'll be the cook,
you be the waiter.

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No, I want be the cook.
No.

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I want be the cook.
No.

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No, you can't.
Balki, please. (SIGHS)

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All right,
you can be the cook.
Okay.

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Why am I arguing about
the level of my humiliation?

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(SIZZLING)

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* Pour myself
a cup of ambition

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* And yawn and stretch
and try to come to life

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* Working nine to five

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* What a way to make a living

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* Working nine to five

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* It's all takin'
and no givin'... *

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Balki.

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(SIZZLING)

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Mmm-hmm.

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There you go.

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...baby. Yeah, baby.

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There you go.

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May I help you?
Yeah.

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Last time I was in here,
the meat loaf was gritty.

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It tasted like sawdust

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and the gravy was a kind
of greenish-brown stuff.

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What's it like today?

180
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Pretty much the same.

181
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Give me a double order.

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(SNAPS FINGERS)

183
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,308
Double order of meat loaf.

184
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,921
Oh, and, uh, I'm missing
an order of fries.

185
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I don't see
an order of fries.

186
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If it's not on the wheel,
you don't get a meal.

187
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I just made that up.

188
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French fries.

189
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I love this machine.
It does shrimp too.

190
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:25,572
Yes, I know,
but if we did

191
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Are these ready?
Well, almost. Okey-dokey.

192
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Now, we've got two
blackhawk burgers...
(RINGS)

193
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,116
...and one puck burger...
(RINGS)

194
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,752
...and three slap-shot slaws.

195
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(RINGS)

196
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,890
Balki,
I can see the orders.

197
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,524
Do you have
to ring the bell?

198
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(RINGS)
I have to ring the bell.

199
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,796
Okay.

200
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:54,902
We got two blackhawks
with slaw

201
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,906
and one puck with slaw.

202
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,540
Your French fries
are coming.

203
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,009
Your meat loaf
will be out in a sec.

204
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,843
It's soaking.

205
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,546
Anybody need anything?

206
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,316
Good.

207
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,387
Balki, this job
is a breeze.

208
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,957
I think I'll bring in
a little TV tomorrow.

209
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,592
Balki, what are you doing?

210
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,000
Marsha told me to do that
for the 4:00 rush.

211
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,905
but you don't see me packing.

212
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,044
You got vacation already?

213
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:42,582
No, Balki, I mean,
it's 4:00 now.

214
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:46,519
You're looking at the rush.

215
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,755
Ah, Balki, come here.

216
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,991
Come on. Look outside.

217
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,060
(BELL RINGS)

218
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,797
Okay? Do you see a rush?

219
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,266
I see a big herd
of people coming

220
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,268
across the street
from the stadium.

221
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:06,273
Oh, my Lord. There must
have been a game today.

222
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:11,078
Cousin, they're pulling
the parking meters
out of the ground.

223
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,081
There must have
been a hockey game.

224
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,484
Oh, that was the worst
game I've ever seen!

225
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,487
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

226
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,135
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

227
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,275
Hey, I haven't
ordered yet.

228
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,311
All right, yes.
Who had the puck burger?

229
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,213
Where is my chili dog?
I don't know.

230
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,680
Here, have a puck burger.

231
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,082
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

232
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,418
Hurry up.
What's wrong with you?

233
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:54,954
When are you
gonna take my order?

234
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,589
Yeah, I'm a little
busy right now.

235
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,890
MAN: Yeah, right!

236
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:02,262
Balki, what are you doing?

237
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,097
Pat Sajak makes
it look so easy.

238
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,599
All right. Balki. Balki.

239
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,569
Don't go to pieces
on me now.
I need you. I need...

240
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,071
Be here for me.

241
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,805
I will.
All right, come on.

242
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,341
All right,
all we gotta do is

243
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,143
just put these
things together here.

244
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,412
I'll just put them together.
Everything will be fine.

245
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,682
We're just gonna get these
fries in all the orders.

246
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,952
If we put the fries on all
of these, we're gonna be fine.

247
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,954
Balki, Balki, Balki.

248
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,322
Are you with me, buddy?

249
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,358
Yes, I am.
All right. All right.

250
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,294
Hey! I'd like to eat
while I still have my teeth.

251
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,863
MAN: Yeah!
All right, here we go. Coming.

252
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:41,068
I'm still waiting
for my chili dog.

253
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,770
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

254
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,809
Okay, you have the blackhawk
burgers and the puck pups.

255
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,580
I still haven't ordered yet.
Well, I ordered for you.

256
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,183
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

257
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,788
Who do I have to kill
to get a chili dog
around here?

258
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,058
Uh, it's ready right now.
I'll get it. I'm gonna get it.

259
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:09,062
Balki. Balki, I need
a chili dog desperately.

260
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:13,100
Well, cousin,
we're all out of chili.

261
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,703
Well, but, well, it, my chili
happens to be very popular.

262
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,107
Balki, there is a man
over there who will kill me

263
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,509
if I don't give him
a chili dog right now.

264
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:27,614
Well, cousin,
we're out of chili.

265
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,815
Hey, bozos.

266
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,718
BOTH: Hi.

267
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,587
I still don't have
my chili dog.

268
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,423
Coming.

269
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,691
Is that him?
Yes, yes, that's him.

270
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,228
Well, then I suggest
we find some chili.
Okay.

271
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,031
Okay, okay.

272
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,967
What is it?
Well, I--
I found something.

273
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,804
What is it?
It looks something like chili.

274
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,408
It's green.

275
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,044
I'm waiting.

276
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,579
Close enough.

277
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,162
There you go.

278
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829
Uh, this was
supposed to be to go.

279
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,265
Right, yes, of course.

280
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,372
Here you go.
On the house.

281
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,645
Watch where you're
walking, jerk face.

282
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,483
Hey, how would you like me
to walk on your face,
dirt ball?

283
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,951
Now, who you calling
a dirt ball, you jerk face?

284
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,787
You, horse breath!
CUSTOMERS: Fight!

285
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,623
ALL: (SHOUTING)
Fight! Fight! Fight!

286
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,030
We have a very strict
no-fighting policy.

287
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,733
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

288
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,515
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Okay, break it up.

289
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,218
Put them down.
Carefully.

290
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,885
CUSTOMERS:
Aww...

291
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,791
Well, these two
hockey pucks started it.

292
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,527
Out. Now.

293
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,095
Are we still on for tonight?
Are we still on for tonight?

294
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,497
I'll let you know.

295
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,635
I-- I-- I can
explain everything.

296
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,805
Well, there's
nothing to explain.

297
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,542
You okay, honeybunch?
What...

298
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,712
Well, you okay, Balki?

299
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,682
Well, I-- I got a little
something in my eye, but I...

300
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,584
Well, good,
because I was afraid

301
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,353
you'd broken
something important.

302
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,421
No, no.
(LAUGHING)

303
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,896
I-- I-- I think she just
invited me to Club Med.

304
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,442
(PANTING)

305
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,853
Why were those
dogs chasing us?

306
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,625
Because we smell
like cheap hamburger.

307
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,961
(PANTING)

308
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,269
I'm not sure
what I smell like.

309
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,205
I can't believe it.

310
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,907
We actually
managed to find jobs

311
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,276
that are worse than
working for Twinkacetti.

312
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:46,212
Oh, cousin, it wasn't
all that bad.

313
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:49,148
"Wasn't all that bad?"

314
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:54,654
Balki, we spent the day
feeding tainted meat
to homicidal hockey fans.

315
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,564
What job could be worse?

316
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,966
Well, what about that
lady I saw on television

317
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,869
that has to check the waistbands
on men's underwear?

318
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,244
What I meant was we should
have taken the pay cut

319
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,812
and stayed
with Twinkacetti.

320
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:20,913
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

321
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,491
Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Twinkacetti.

322
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:34,394
I know the rent is due,

323
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:38,531
Don't worry about that, boys.
I just found out why you quit.

324
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,800
Donald has something
he wants to say.

325
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,776
I'd, uh, like you to
come back to work for me.

326
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,778
Well, uh, what happened
to the new man?

327
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,581
He's history.
Tell them why, Donald.

328
00:21:54,647 --> 00:22:01,020
That bum was
stealing me blind.

329
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:02,689
High praise indeed.

330
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,693
Well, Mr. Twinkacetti,
we would love

331
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:10,730
to come back
and work for you

332
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,399
and we're
management trainees

333
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,300
and we're advancing
rather rapidly.

334
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,703
Balki.
Uh, uh...

335
00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:20,407
On the other hand,
every management trainee
has his price.

336
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,876
Yes, yes, I see.

337
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,847
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

338
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,651
But we'd be willing
to hear your offer.

339
00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:34,954
Make 'em an offer, Donald.

340
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:42,361
Uh, let's say, same job,
same pay, no hard feelings.
What do you say?

341
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,833
(INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION)

342
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,405
Let's say we get the raise
we should've gotten
in the first place

343
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,640
you pay us overtime

344
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,175
and we never hear
the word "losers" again.

345
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,877
(GRUNTS)

346
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:09,021
Can I go now?
I still got dishes to do.

347
00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,024
Of course, dear.

348
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,826
It's nice to have
you back, boys.

349
00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,929
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, Mrs. Twinkacetti.

350
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,900
Do yourselves a favor.

351
00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,536
Burn these clothes.

352
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,406
Bye-bye.
Bye.

353
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,678
How do you
like that, Balki?

354
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,080
We got our jobs back.
Yeah.

355
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,749
(BOTH SIGH)

356
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,987
Why don't we feel happy?

357
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:45,658
Maybe it's because we're going
back to same the crummy jobs
we hated two weeks ago.

358
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,495
That's a good point,
a very good point.

359
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:51,598
Well, this is one
way to look at it.

360
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:53,399
We're not going to
have those jobs forever.

361
00:23:53,466 --> 00:23:56,936
You came to Chicago
to be a photographer
and you will be.

362
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,406
And you didn't travel
thousands of miles

363
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,174
to be a clerk in
a discount store.

364
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:06,846
Yeah.

365
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:08,147
Yeah.

366
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:11,150
And then we can tell Twinkacetti
what to do with our jobs

367
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:12,418
and we can mean it.

368
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,253
Yeah!

369
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,490
Cousin, I'm getting happy.

370
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:19,492
Do you know what
I feel coming on?

371
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,361
A dance of joy?
Yes!

372
00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,565
BOTH:
* Dai dai dai dai
dai da-da-da-dai

373
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:28,601
* Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey *