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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kinda change

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Balki, you'll never guess
who I just had coffee with.

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The mayor!

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Well, I didn't actually
have coffee with him

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this kinda thing
happens all the time.

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Well, not all the time,
but a lot.

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A whole lot.

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Yeah, I can't believe it.

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And now I'm working
for a major Chicago newspaper!

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That's... That's nice.

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Nice? It's terrific!

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Balki, I'm the city editor's
right-hand man.

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Well, not his
right-hand man exactly.

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I mean, you know,
I just

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run errands for him,
you know, but who cares?

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I have my foot
in the door.

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I'm finally on my way.

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The sky's the limit.

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Is that a hockey puck?

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Yes, cousin.

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It's a good thing
you weren't there.

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and looked like a piggy bank.

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The hockey game.

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We were supposed to go
to the hockey game tonight.

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I got you an Italian
beef sandwich.

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With no peppers.

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I know how they make
you puff up and turn red.

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I'm so sorry.

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I completely forgot.

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You have every right
to be angry with me.

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Oh, cousin, I'm not angry.
Oh, thank you.

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I'm just lonely

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and I guess, a little hurt.

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Well, Balki--

49
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I'm just lonely
and hurt

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and I guess,
a little disappointed.

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Well, Balki--
I'm just lonely and hurt.

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Disappointed and...

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Are you done?
Yes, I am.

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Well, Balki--

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All right, all right,
you're absolutely right.

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And I won't let it
happen again.

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I mean,
I'm happy for you.

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You're out there
building your dream,

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climbing every mountain,

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fording every stream.

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But I'm still
folding sweat shirts
for Mr. Twinkacetti.

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And that's isn't enough
anymore, is it?

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Balki, you know
what you need?

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A reason to live?

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Well, yeah, that.

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You need to go out
and look for a new job

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like I did.

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There are
thousands of jobs

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right here
in the newspaper.

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Now, now... Why don't
you just take tomorrow off

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and start looking around?

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Will you come with me?
I gotta work.

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Oh, I beg your pardon,
I forgot, you have a life.

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All right, all right,
I'll tell you what.

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Come down to the paper
at lunch tomorrow

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and we'll plan your strategy.

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Really?

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Oh, thank you, cousin.

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Yeah, you're welcome.

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I'm sorry, I forgot
about the game.

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Oh.
I'll make it up to you--

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Oh.
And this looks great.

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Oh.
 I'm starving.

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Yeah, you know, I...

85
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I guess I was
a little upset.

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I stuffed a lot of peppers
underneath your beef.

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How are you today,
Mr. Feldman?

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Not dead.

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Okay, basement level!

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Mailroom, storage,
archives, garage

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and Appleton's desk.

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Hi, baby.
Hi, Harriette.

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Clark, you check on
the Russian ship at the pier.

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See, if union lets him
unload that damn thing.

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Applegate.
Ah, that's Appleton, sir.

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Did you get
that list of the aldermen
that drive foreign cars?

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Yes, sir.

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Good job.

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I'll get right
on it, sir.

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Why is this mail
stacking up here?
What's going on?

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Where's Gorpley?

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Well, I think
he's in his office, sir.

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You'd think that
the head of the mailroom

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could at least
get the mail distributed.

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Gorpley!

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Cousin!
Balki!

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Cousin, I'm sorry
I'm late.

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This is the big building
I've ever seen.

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Pretty impressive, huh?
Yes!

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I've finally made it
to the big time.

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Oh, you know what?

112
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I ask everybody
in the building about you

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and they never
heard of you.

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Is this your office?

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It's humongous!

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the archives,
the storeroom.

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And this...

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...my office.

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Oh, cousin,
congratulations!

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You really stepped in
something good this time.

121
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Oh, I went down
to classifieds

122
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and I picked up a copy
of the want ads

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before they
hit the streets.

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Wow!

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Insider trading.

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Gorpley, why? Why is
all this mail here?

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This is
the mailroom, sir.

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Are you gonna let a great
metropolitan newspaper

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grind to a halt

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No, I'm hiring someone, sir.

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Well, I need someone
in this mailroom today.

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It's down the hall
next to the water fountain.

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I start today.

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Start what?
I need a job.

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What's your name?

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I have no idea.

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00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,719
This is, uh,
Balki Bartokomous, sir.

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00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,154
I can vouch for him.

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He's trustworthy,
hardworking, honest--

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What kind of a car
does the governor drive?

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Uh, I don't know, sir.

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Do you think you can get
that information for me today?

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Do you need a dime?
What is it?

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No, I'll get
right on it, sir.

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You need a job?

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Oh, thank you!

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Gorpley will
show you around.

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Uh...

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I have to go now.

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It's right down the hall
next to the water fountain.

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Myers! Did you
finish that column?

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Balki, you got the job!

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Cousin, isn't it wonderful?
We'll be working together.

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Now we're so happy,
we do the dance of joy!

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Oh, I get it.

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"Cousin." I see,
it's all falling into place.

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What's falling into place?

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Can you say, "nepotism"?

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Nepotism?
He asked me!

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You get a job working
for the city editor.

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Well, your family may have
gotten you in here

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but I decide
if you stay.

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Wait a minute.

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Aren't you going
to teach me

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the tricks
of the trade?

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Figure them out
for yourself.

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Well, Mr. Gorpley must have
a lot of confidence in me.

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Excuse me, the only thing
Gorpley's got

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is a nephew
who needs a job

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and you just took it.

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Now, listen here.

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You'd better be careful.

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One mistake,
and you gone.

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00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,273
Oh, thank you. Thank you
for the warning, Mrs...

175
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:10,610
Oh, I'm sorry, uh,

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00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,445
Nice to meet you.
How do you do?

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00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,147
Harriette runs
the elevator here.

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00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,749
Oh!

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00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,285
Well, your job must have
its ups and downs.

180
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,189
Is this elevator
going up?

181
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,858
No, this week
it's going sideways.

182
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,029
Come on, Balki.
She's got work to do.

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Hang on.

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00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,774
Don't do that, baby.

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Okay, buddy.

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00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,082
Balki.

187
00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,352
Let's see
if you're qualified

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to work in a mailroom.

189
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I want you to sort this mail
according to zip codes.

190
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,063
Hey, you wanna quit?

191
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,597
No, no, no!

192
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,967
I want to do
the best job I can.

193
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:11,071
You know,
what I think?

194
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:14,074
Oh, well, thank you
for the vote of confidence.

195
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,412
I think we better wait
till I've earned it.

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00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,295
* Return to sender

197
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,001
* No such number

198
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,404
* No such zone

199
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,605
* Return to sender *

200
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:50,710
Balki.

201
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,246
Balki, look busy.
Gorpley's coming.

202
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,083
Look busy? I've been
busy since 4:00 a.m.

203
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,151
All right, Balki,
watch yourself.

204
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,391
Be careful.

205
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:09,162
Gorpley told his secretary

206
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,998
Oh!

207
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,733
Point well taken, cousin.

208
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,203
Do you think he means me?

209
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,041
I think so.

210
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,245
Hang in there.
You can beat this guy.

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00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,313
Okay.

212
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:44,464
Bartokomous!

213
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,003
Well, you look like
you've got time to kill.

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00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,007
Come here.

215
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,177
Come...here.

216
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,289
I volunteered you

217
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,624
to address the company
Christmas cards

218
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,226
by hand.

219
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,028
And I need them
this afternoon.

220
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,597
Uh, excuse me, uh...

221
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,133
Isn't it a little early
for Christmas cards?

222
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,102
I want to avoid
the holiday rush.

223
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,040
Merry Christmas.
Oh, well.

224
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,079
Thank you very much.

225
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,047
Merry Christmas
to you, too.

226
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,986
I don't know why everybody
calls you a slime bucket.

227
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:49,863
Applebaum!

228
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,100
I'm kinda short handed

229
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,935
There's a bunch of kids
at the Kedzie Youth center

230
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,336
that are staging
a demonstration.

231
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,571
Somebody wants to pave over
their ball park

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00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,007
and build a parking lot.

233
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,111
I want you to check it out.
Yes, sir.

234
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,513
Pictures?
I don't need pictures.

235
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:10,050
I need a story.

236
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:13,153
Well, that's true, sir.
But my principle field
is photography.

237
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,788
I have my own camera,
my own lenses, my own film.

238
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,557
Now you've got
your own pencil.

239
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,193
You can write,
can't you?

240
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,628
Write You bet.

241
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,297
Yes, I write constantly.
I'm a writing fool.

242
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,835
Tomorrow morning?

243
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,170
We're a daily newspaper.

244
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,172
I need it by 4:30 today.

245
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,875
Myers! I need that column!
I saw you, Myers.

246
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,280
Cousin, I didn't know
you could write.

247
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,316
Of course, I can, I studied
journalism in college.

248
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,185
I know the five "W's"
of reporting.

249
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,321
Who, what, how, when, how...
No, how's an "H."

250
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,456
How, who,

251
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,992
what, who, who, who...

252
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,326
Boy, I'm in trouble.

253
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:03,971
I finished.

254
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,339
I finished
400 Christmas cards.

255
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,079
Who am I
trying to kid?

256
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:16,316
I'm not a reporter.
I'm a...litterbug.

257
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,720
Cousin, no, no, you're being
too hard on yourself.

258
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,455
Cop a mellow attitude.

259
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,661
Now, you know, this looks
pretty good to me.

260
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,063
"Pretty good"?

261
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,198
Pretty good,
do you think that's what

262
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,402
I wanna hear from Mr. Burns

263
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,503
Appleton.

264
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,105
I know my name!

265
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,808
This is for
the Chicago Chronicle.

266
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,378
If it's not great,
I won't get a second chance.

267
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,584
You finished?
Yes, yes, yes.

268
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,553
I'm finished.

269
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,189
This is all of 'em?

270
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,126
but I thought that I would
alphabeticalize them.

271
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,129
That okay?

272
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,496
You think you're
pretty smart, don't you?

273
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,366
Well, I'm no
Sam Donaldson but, uh...

274
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,536
We'll see
how smart you are.

275
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,139
I need 100 copies
of this flyer.

276
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,243
You've got ten minutes.

277
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,179
Hey, relax,
I'm looking out for ya.

278
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,318
See, I even got your stencil
all ready to go.

279
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:36,796
Ten minutes, Bartokomous.

280
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,531
Balki, you need help
with the mimeograph machine?

281
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,667
Oh, no, no, cousin.
Good.

282
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,835
Just...point it out to me.

283
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,704
Oh.

284
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,774
Back here, look here,
just wheel it out
to your table

285
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,442
and I'll plug it in.

286
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,213
All right.

287
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,521
LARRY: All right.
Get the stencil.

288
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,256
Okay.
All right.

289
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,192
Okay, get the paper.

290
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,663
Paper.
Okay, stencil's on.

291
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,632
Paper goes in here.

292
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,201
And you turn it on here.

293
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,935
Get it?
Got it.

294
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,204
Good.

295
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,249
How's it going, Balki?
Oh, it's going fine.

296
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,617
Just, just dandy.

297
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,552
You just
finish your article.

298
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,557
Balki.
No, no.

299
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,626
No problem. No problem.
It goes in here.

300
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,495
Appleby.
Uh, yes, sir?

301
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,597
I need that article
in five minutes.

302
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,300
Yes, sir. Appleton, sir.
Appleton.

303
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:54,941
All right.
Cousin, no.

304
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,545
Do this,
it'll just take a minute.

305
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,780
It'll be easier
if I can look at it, here.

306
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,316
All right, look, see,
here's the problem.

307
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,652
You've got all these papers
jammed under the drum.

308
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,220
Here, all right.

309
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,289
All right.
Oh.

310
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,523
Get the basket.

311
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,259
The basket?
The paper basket.

312
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,526
The paper basket.

313
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,928
I got it.

314
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,697
Balki!

315
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,699
Cousin. Cousin

316
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,100
It's alive!

317
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,369
And it's hungry!

318
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,672
I, uh...

319
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,773
I can't!

320
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,040
Oh! Cousin.

321
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,881
Balki!
What?

322
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,416
Balki, the plug.
What

323
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,084
The plug, the plug, the plug--
The plug?

324
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,586
The plug, Balki.

325
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,221
The plug!

326
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,893
Ow. Ow.

327
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:49,962
I did it!

328
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:51,198
Oh.

329
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,365
Appleman.
Ooh!

330
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,533
Where is the story?

331
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,767
Mr. Burns,
something came up.

332
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,637
And I still have
a bit of polishing to do.

333
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,039
This is... This is news,
not silverware!

334
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,441
I need a story.

335
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,075
Mr. Burns,
it was my fault.

336
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,178
I accidently
threw his article away

337
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:08,648
but I just found it.

338
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,949
If I could just
have a, have a--

339
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,719
It's pretty good.

340
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,522
I'd say
for your first assignment,
it's pretty good.

341
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,589
Yeah.

342
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,159
See you on Monday, Appleton.

343
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:26,599
Then maybe
you could explain to me

344
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,368
Balki, did you hear that?
Oh.

345
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,737
Yes, he got
your name right!

346
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,739
No, no.

347
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,940
Not that.

348
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,243
He said I did
a great job.

349
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,877
Well, but he actually said
was pretty good.

350
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,712
Yeah.
Which if you remember,

351
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,681
I also said "pretty good."
Yeah, right.

352
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,454
Gorpley, uh, could I talk
to you for just a second?

353
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,522
No.
Uh, Mr. Gorpley.

354
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,023
You have got
a gold mine here.

355
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,692
Just look at him.

356
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,494
You'll never find anyone
who will work this hard
as he will.

357
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,829
How can you fire
a man like that?

358
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,968
Mr. Gorpley,
I have only 19 flyers.

359
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,236
I have failed you.

360
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,872
Yes, you have.
You're fired.

361
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,774
See how easy it was?

362
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,809
Well, you're not
gonna get away with that.

363
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,678
Balki's done everything
you asked him to.

364
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,746
You have no right
to fire him.

365
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,418
Excuse me, sugar, you're going
by this the wrong way.

366
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,421
Gorpley...

367
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,556
I was gonna save this
for something big,

368
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,726
but I like the kid.

369
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,562
Now, either he stays
or I tell your wife

370
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,264
what you were doing
with Miss Passarelli

371
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,766
in my elevator
during the Christmas party.

372
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,044
I don't know,
what you're talking about?

373
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:47,680
Can you say, "Alimony"?

374
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,986
Hey, I like the kid, too.

375
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:59,058
You can stay. You can finish
those flyers next week.

376
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,327
Thank you.

377
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:06,799
Thank you, Harriette.

378
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,608
Well, I figured someone
had to look after you.

379
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,412
Congratulations, Balki.

380
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,613
You're gonna be here
next week.

381
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,482
Well, we both be here
next week.

382
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,351
I was here last week.

383
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:45,505
All right, let's see
what Larry Appleton has to say

384
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,808
about the protest
at the Kedzie Youth Center.

385
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,282
"Students at the Kedzie--"

386
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,551
Let me read it.

387
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,555
"Students at
the Kedzie Youth Center

388
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,256
"staged a demonstration

389
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,459
"to protest the building
of a parking lot

390
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:43,863
"over their ball field.

391
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,598
"promised to meet
with the students

392
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:49,068
"to discuss
their grievances."

393
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,911
That was beautiful.

394
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,583
Well, it never even would
have made it into the paper

395
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:04,751
if you hadn't fished it
out of the trash.

396
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,719
Oh, cousin, that's okay.

397
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,021
You helped me with my work
when you were on that deadline.

398
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,323
LARRY: No, I just saw
you were in trouble.

399
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,592
But you risked
your job for me.

400
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,360
Ah, it was instinct.

401
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,263
You know, Balki.

402
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,467
I think working together
at the newspaper
is gonna be great.

403
00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,368
Oh, I do, too.

404
00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,037
Cousin, your first
newspaper article.

405
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,105
Hmm.

406
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:31,478
Your first of many.

407
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:48,761
And you know what?

408
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:52,131
But not for
a long, long time.