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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kinda change

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* No matter what the odds
are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Balki, if you give
away any more stuff

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to the neighborhood
clothing drive,

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Well, cousin,
I like to live
by one principle.

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"Happy is the heart
of the cheerful giver."

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Besides, these
aren't my things,
they're yours.

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Mine?

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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

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Uh...

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This is my high school
chorus jacket.

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There are a lot
of memories
in this jacket.

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Oh!

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Maybe you should take
some of the memories
out of the jacket.

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I don't understand.
This always
fit me perfectly.

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Now, cousin, hiding
is not the answer.

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Oh, my Lord!

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I've gained
seven pounds!

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Hi, Balki.
Hello, hello.

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Hi.
Hello.

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We'll be in
Australia all week,

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I hope it helps.

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Cousin, look, look
the beautiful things
they bring me.

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All that stuff
is too big for us now.

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Now you can
take this, too.

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Larry, this is
a nice jacket.
Why don't you want it?

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Well, for one thing
it's out of style now.

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And for another thing,
he gained seven pounds
and it don't fit.

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Of course most of
it's muscle.

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You look just fine.
Doesn't he, Mary Anne?

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Well, if I'd gained
seven pounds, I'd die.

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I think a little tummy
on a man is cute.

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Uh, let's go, Mary Anne.

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We'll see you guys,
Saturday, okay?

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Bye, Balki.

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Did you hear that?

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Jennifer thinks that
you and your tummy
are cute.

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Sure! Like
the Pillsbury Doughboy
is cute!

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Well, I wasn't aware
I was panicking.

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Let's see.

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If I lose
a pound a day,
I can do it.

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Oh.

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Now, now,
cousin, cousin,

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you, you know
how much
I think of you

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and that I have
your best interest
at heart,

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so you got to
believe me
when I tell you,

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no way.

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You don't think
I can do this, huh?

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Well, I guess
you don't know
Larry Appleton

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as well as
you think you do.

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All this takes
is self-discipline.

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Sheer, iron-willed,
self-discipline.

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Well, you wouldn't
have to iron your will
so much

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if you let me put
you on the Mypos diet.

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The Mypos diet?

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Oh, the Mypos diet.

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What do you do,
cut down
on the pig snout?

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No, it isn't the pig snout
itself that's fattening.

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It's all that junk
you put on top of it.

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A country whose king
weighs 300 pounds?

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He has a gland problem.

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Balki, you told me
he holds the world record
for eating jelly donuts.

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If I'm gonna go a diet,
I choose an American diet.

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We know about dieting.

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No.

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And all it takes
is will power.

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And when it comes to food,
I am Mr. Willpower.

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let me put you
on the Mypos diet...

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Forget the Mypos diet.

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Yes,
but listen to this...

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Balki,

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I don't want
to hear another word
about the Mypos diet

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in my lifetime.

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Well, don't worry
about that,
Mr. Gut Buster.

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Freeze!

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I noticed earlier
this evening

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So, this,

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this is what happens
to Mr. Willpower

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when the sun
goes down.

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Okay, okay.

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You were right.

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I can't do this
on my own.

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All that exercise
and no food.

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That, that's no way
to lose weight.

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I, I don't know
what I was thinking.

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You were right.

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I was wrong.

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I'm gonna need
some help after all.

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So,

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maybe you could
give me that
Mypos diet.

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Let me get
this straight.

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You

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want me to
give you that

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Yes.

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Yes, give me
the Mypos diet.

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Well, I'm gonna have
a little bit of trouble
with that. Why?

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Because I'm not allowed
to mention it
in your lifetime.

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You're not gonna
make this easy
for me, are you?

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Hmm, no, no.
No.

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Balki, please.

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Well, now, cousin,
we don't want
to be hasty.

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Are you sure you
want to give up
the Larry diet?

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You know, the one
where you eat
nothing all day

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and then at night
you eat everything

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in the refrigerator
except the light bulb.

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Yes.

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You did leave
the light bulb,
didn't you?

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Yes, yes, I did.
That's very nice.

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I renounce
the Larry diet.

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Now will you
give me the Mypos diet?

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I can't.

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Why not?

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You made fun of
my king.

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I'll take it back.
I love the king.

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I'm sorry about
his gland problem.

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He has big bones, too.

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The biggest.

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The best.

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He is the envy
of monarchs
everywhere.

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He is.

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so that I'll give you
the Mypos diet.

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No, I'm not.

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Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.

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Yes, you are.
Yes, I am.

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All right, cousin.
I'll give you
the Mypos diet.

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Oh, thank you.

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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.

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Balki, I don't
have to eat

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any strange
native dishes, do I?

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Well, of course
you don't.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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You're not allergic
to fish eye soup, are you?

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Ugh!

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Well, it's not
as bad as it sounds.

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you have to help me
not to cheat?

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Will you do that?
Of course, I will.

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that's not on the diet.

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There.

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I did it.

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What did you
just do to me?

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00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:33,266
I just performed
the Mypos ritual
of promise.

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It means
the earth may crack,

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the sky may fall,
but I will never,

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never, never,

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break my promise.

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LARRY:
It's been four days.

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I can't believe it!

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I've lost three pounds!
The Mypos diet works.

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00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,984
Oh, cousin, you don't
need to thank me.

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Oh, yes, I do.
No, no, no. You don't.

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Yes, I do.
No, you don't.

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00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,326
Cut it out. Now.

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00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,130
You know, Balki,
I bet if I weigh myself

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without my shoes on,
I'll weigh, I'll...

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00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,333
Balki.

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00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,669
Minus five pounds?

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00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:47,775
What did you
do to the scale?

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00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:51,845
Two pounds?
I've gained
two pounds?

174
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,247
Yes, yes, you did.

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00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,983
Balki, I gained weight.

176
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,151
I could have
eaten chocolate
and gained weight!

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00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,921
Instead, I spent
four days
eating fish eyes

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and-and pig snout
and little
squishy things

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I don't even
wanna know about.

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00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:11,498
Now, listen, cousin,
 let me
explain to you.

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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,666
Uh, the first few days
of the Mypos diet,

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you bloat up a little bit.

183
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,369
But the weight will go away.

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00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:20,040
You'll see.
It will?

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00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,341
You'll feel better.

186
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,443
Fish eye soup again?

187
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,677
Fish eye soup again.

188
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,880
Soup is good food.

189
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,518
Now, I want you
to eat it while it's hot.

190
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,987
If you let it get cold,
the eyes will get tough.

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00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,336
Hello. Pioli's Pizza?
This is Larry Appleton.

192
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,972
Yes, it's me again.

193
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,141
I want that pizza now!

194
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,244
Because there
is a man here

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00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,579
who has not had
real food for five days

196
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,281
and he is very,
very hungry!

197
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,691
Balki!

198
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,994
I thought you were out
collecting clothes
for the poor.

199
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,195
Well, cousin, I was.

200
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,629
Look how generous
people were.

201
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,465
They give the pants
off their backs.

202
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,869
Winter is coming.

203
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,871
Go back out there
and get wool!

204
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,506
What am I saying?

205
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,075
Wool is itchy.

206
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,344
Who that man?
Census taker.

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00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,213
Two.

208
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,352
You know,
I tell you what.

209
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,923
A lot of my clothes
just are way
too big for me.

210
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:45,192
Why don't you back,
go through my closet

211
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,328
and take whatever
you like?

212
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,566
But, cousin,
you know,

213
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,869
Well, I'm, I'm being
generous again!

214
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,308
Sorry, I wanted it
to be a surprise.

215
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,476
It's his birthday.
You keep the change now.

216
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,480
Cousin, you know...

217
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,051
this shirt,
I think, still fits you.

218
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,552
Oh, doesn't matter.
Did you get the sweaters?

219
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,922
What sweaters?
All my cashmere sweaters!

220
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,357
Take them! Take them!

221
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:52,625
You should be
ashamed of yourself.

222
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,700
Well, you know,

223
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:04,271
Oh, hey, I decided I don't
need to lose
all that weight anyway.

224
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,239
I'm perfectly happy
the way I am.

225
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,041
I'll go get the pizza.

226
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,782
Oh. Oh, I know.

227
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,150
It's the promise thing, right?

228
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,352
Balki, you can forget
about your promise.

229
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,688
Uh, we can go on
with our lives.

230
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,364
Balki, Balki, Balki.

231
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,533
This isn't Mypos.

232
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,068
It's America.

233
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,537
People break promises
all the time.

234
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,606
That's why we all
that Indian land.

235
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,112
I'll go get the pizza.

236
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,516
Okay, okay, forget
about the pizza.

237
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,917
You know, I,
I don't even know

238
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,919
why we're having
this discussion.

239
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,489
The diet is over
and that's that.

240
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,558
Ha, ha!

241
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,260
I mean, it... It's just
a few extra pounds.

242
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:04,364
I can learn live with it.

243
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,598
Tell you what.

244
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,135
I'm gonna go out
and grab a bite to eat.

245
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,674
You're not going anywhere.

246
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,244
I'll stay. I'll be good.
Just put me down.

247
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,354
What was that?

248
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,523
What was what?

249
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,329
Oh!
Goodness gracious!

250
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,531
Those are cookies.

251
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,570
I wonder who put them there.

252
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,705
I bet it wasn't
the Cookie Monster.

253
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,343
Balki, I don't know what
you're talking about.

254
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,912
Those things have probably
been in the couch for years.

255
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,281
I bought it used.

256
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,317
Well, I just have
to look myself.

257
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,389
A-ha!

258
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,328
Is this all of it?
Yes, yes.

259
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,665
You know, I can always
tell when you're lying

260
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,701
because you say
everything twice.

261
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,171
I'm not lying.

262
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,273
I am not lying.

263
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,553
Well, then, I will
find the things myself.

264
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,523
And I'll use
your conscience
as my guide.

265
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,434
Argh!

266
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:29,342
You should be
ashamed of yourself.

267
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,248
I wanna thank you
for saving me from myself.

268
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,284
Thank you.

269
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,191
Thank you.
You're a real friend.

270
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,535
Ah! Ah!

271
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,739
Ah! Ah!

272
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,485
Give me that.

273
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,856
I'm eating this,
and you can't stop me.

274
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,726
No!

275
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,401
Stay back!

276
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,203
I'm not afraid to use this!

277
00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,575
All right.

278
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,378
Go ahead.
Eat your stupid donut.

279
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,783
What?
Go ahead and eat it.

280
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,885
If it's that important
to you, go ahead.

281
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:52,325
I don't care.

282
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,860
You're not
gonna stop me?

283
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,297
No.

284
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,366
Well, I break my promise.

285
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,734
Balki, you said a Mypiot
never breaks his promise.

286
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,903
Well, a Mypiot
never lived with you.

287
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,740
On Mypos, when you ask
somebody to help you,

288
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,377
you let them help you.
You don't fight them.

289
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,845
You are the one
that want to lose weight

290
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,781
and you make me
do all the work.

291
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,818
You lie to me
and you trick me,

292
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:29,862
and now this.

293
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,432
And I can't
take it anymore.

294
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,402
I haven't got time
for the pain.

295
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:45,312
So, I'm breaking
my promise.

296
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:56,122
There.
I hope you're happy.

297
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,629
Balki, I'm... I'm sorry
I did this to you. I...

298
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,465
When I asked you
for help, I... I meant it.

299
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,834
But I never had
to lose weight before.

300
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,140
I... I never understood
why they didn't just eat less.

301
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,377
Look, the past few days,
I've learned how hard it is.

302
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,981
I should never have
made you take
all the responsibility.

303
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,551
Uh. Oh!

304
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,288
I wish there was
some way I could
make it up to you.

305
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,591
Well...

306
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,028
There is?
I'll do anything.

307
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,430
You could
go back on the diet.

308
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,499
I can't do that.

309
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:44,170
Well, then I'll just
have to be a Mypiot
without honor.

310
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:47,073
I suppose I could
get used to
wearing the hood.

311
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,811
The hood?

312
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:56,583
Yes. It's... It's made
from stinky
itchy goat hair

313
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,284
and it makes
your skin break out.

314
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,252
But that don't
matter so much

315
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,490
because no one
will ever see
my face again.

316
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,737
All right. I'll go
back on the diet.

317
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:18,871
Okay.

318
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,147
Cousin, hurry up.

319
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,449
Uh, the sooner
you weigh yourself

320
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,484
the sooner we can
get something to eat.

321
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,185
Larry, you look great.

322
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,587
Yeah, have you
lost weight?

323
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:39,726
Mary Anne,
he's been on a diet.

324
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,894
Oh, right.

325
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:46,633
Come on, cousin.
We want to see how
much less there is of you.

326
00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:52,104
All right, now you know
the important thing

327
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:56,075
is not whether
I've gained
or lost weight.

328
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:58,678
It's that
I've grown as a person.

329
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,713
The inner me is stronger.

330
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,915
Well, we want
to see how much
the outer you weighs.

331
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,017
Well, my self-esteem
does not depend

332
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,019
on a bunch
of numbers on a scale.

333
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,356
Yes! Yes! I did it!

334
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:11,658
I've lost seven pounds.

335
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,960
Oh, cousin!
Very good!

336
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,898
Come on.
Let's go to dinner.