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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kinda change

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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"Attach lead wire-C
to terminal-D."

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Wednesday?

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Yes.

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But better than that.

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This is the day
we found out
how to get rich.

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Just like
Miss Elvira Worth.

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Who's Elvira Worth?

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More to the point,
what is Elvira Worth?

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Listen to this.
This come in the mail today.

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"Miss Elvira Worth,
a housewife
from De Queen, Arkansas

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"turned a $500 investment--"

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I can't understand
a word you're saying.

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"turned a $500
investment--"

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"Into--"
"Millions--"

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"Too."
Hmm.

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Balki, leave your money
in the bank.

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Forget about
the stock market.
You know nothing about it.

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Well, of course I do.
Don't be ridiculous.

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On Mypos,
I sell my sheep
at the stock market.

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No.

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The stocks
they buy and sell
are shares in businesses.

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Oh. That sounds
more exciting
than our stock market.

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I bet it smells
better, too, huh?

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Are there
any other pluses?

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Well, uh, yes,
there are.

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Depending on whether
the business makes
money or not,

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the value
of your stock
goes up or down.

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Oh, I want the kind of stock
that goes up.

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That's very shrewd.

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But sometimes
your stock goes down.

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No, I don't want that kind.
No.

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No one does.

49
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Unfortunately,
there's no way
of knowing

50
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whether your stock
will go up or down.

51
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No, cousin, I want you
to help me buy stock.

52
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It's very complicated.
You could lose your shirt.

53
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Your money, your money,
you could lose your money.

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You're not going to
invest in the stock market
and that's that.

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Oh, that's that,
is that?

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All right, fine.

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No skin off my head.

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I'll just go ask
Mary Anne to help me
lose my money.

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No, no, wait, wait.
You don't wanna
ask Mary Anne.

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All right, look,
if you're determined
to do this,

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I'll help you.

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Oh, thank you, cousin.
Hmm.

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Now, here's
the business section.

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This is a listing
of all the stocks.

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Now, which one
do you wanna buy?

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There's so many.

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Oh, hey, here's one
I've heard
good things about,

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UniCorn.

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Oh, I like unicorns.

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You say that
they don't sell animals.

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You tried to fool Balki.

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They make breakfast foods
like, uh, Sugar Oatsies
and Raisin Puffs.

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Ooh, Raisin Puffs
are my favorite.

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* Of UniCorn Raisin Puffs *

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How many shares
can I buy?

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Well, how much money
do you wanna invest?

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Thirty-eight dollars.

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Thirty

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All this is for $38?

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And 10 cent.

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All right, well...

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If I lend you $1.90,
you can buy one share.

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Oh, boy!
We can be partners.

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No, no,
consider it a gift.

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Cousin, isn't it wonderful?

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An hour ago,
I was a babe
in the woodpile.

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I don't know nothing
about the stock market.

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And now, thanks to you,

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I'm on my way to becoming
a business typhoon.

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Balki, a typhoon is a--

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Tropical storm,
I know that,
I was just kidding.

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Cut me
some slack, cousin.

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Jennifer and Mary Anne
will be here any minute.

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We have reservations
for eight o'clock.

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Cousin, I have
a surprise for you.

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I got my UniCorn
stock certificate.

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And you framed it.

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Yes, I did.

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Isn't it beautiful?

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Yes, it's... Brightens up
the whole room.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Will you stop that?

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That's the girls.

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Hi.
Hi.

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You look stunning,
that's your color.

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Thank you.
I borrowed this outfit
from Mary Anne.

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Jennifer and Mary Anne,
I have a surprise for you.

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Oh, don't tell me.
Let me guess.

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No sense hurting yourself,
Mary Anne.

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Why don't you just
let Balki tell us?

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Better yet,
why don't I
just show you?

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Hurry up.

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This is it.

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MARY ANNE:
What are we supposed
to be looking at?

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Balki just bought
his first share of stock

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in the United
Corn Corporation.

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I own a piece
of America.

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Congratulations.

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Oh, thank you.

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But the backbone
of our company
is Raisin Puffs,

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the cereal chock-full
of naturally-sweet raisins.

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Raisins.
They're nature's candy.

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I'll get my car keys

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and maybe we can
get out of here

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before he sings
the jingle.

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There aren't
enough raisins.

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That's impossible.

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Raisin Puffs guarantees
100 raisins in every box.

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Look, I'll show you.

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So, you see,
Raisin Puffs
without the raisins

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is like Snow White
without her seven dorks.

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Mary Anne may have
been mistaken.

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You bet your
bottom digda she was,
look at this.

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See this?

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Where are the raisins?

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They must be in here.

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Well, let's go.

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Why does Balki
have a box on his face?

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He lost his raisins.

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Right, okay. Ladies?

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Why would they say
that they put 100 raisins
in every box,

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and then they don't put
100 raisins in every box?

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Well, maybe this is
a signal to sell
your stock, Balki.

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BALKI:
They must be in here.

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Balki. Balki,
what are you doing?

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Remember,
we have reservations.

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Cousin, I'm in the middle
of a company crisis.

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I don't know
what you're doing,

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No, cousin, please,
you go to the restaurant
with Jennifer and Mary Anne

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and I come to you
when I'm finished.

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Well, uh, let's go
to the restaurant

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and Balki can join us
whenever he's finished
his, uh,

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Two, three, four,
five, six, seven.

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Please let there be 100.

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One, two,

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three, four--

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Balki, you're here.

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Six...
Where have you been?

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Seven... Shh--
I called from the restaurant.

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There was no answer,
I don't know how many times

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I let it ring,
15, 16...

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...seventeen, eighteen,
nineteen...

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Cousin, uh,
I was at the store.

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One...

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Oh, my Lord.

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Balki, how many boxes
of Raisin Puffs
have you opened?

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Eight...

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...five, six, seven,
eight, nine,

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ten, eleven, twelve...
Ten, eleven, twelve...

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BOTH: Thirteen.

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Cousin, I have opened
13 boxes of Raisin Puffs

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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,335
and not one of them has
even close to 100 raisins.

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My new family
has been cheating the public.

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Family

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The UniCorn family.

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00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,282
Mr. Henry Casselman,
the chairman of the board,

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writes me a letter
and tells me

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I'm the newest member
of the family.

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Balki, this is
a form letter.

181
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But it does have
a nice shape.

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Families don't
send form letters,

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businesses do.

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Cold, impersonal companies

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who're only interested
in the bottom line,
making a buck.

186
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,737
Balki, you're letting
the stock thing
take over your life.

187
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This is not
your responsibility.

188
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,042
Yes, it is.

189
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you're responsible
for everything.

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Oh! Oh!

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I just had
a terrific idea.

192
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Why don't you just
sell your stock

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and forget
the whole thing?

194
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,822
No.
Then I'll buy it.

195
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,656
Balki, please, I'm hungry.

196
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,593
I just want to go back
to the restaurant
and have dinner.

197
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,828
Cousin, you don't understand.

198
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,797
I have to
make this right.

199
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,731
How... How are
you gonna do that?

200
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,434
I'll go to UniCorn

201
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,937
and I tell them
they have to stop
cheating the public.

202
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,539
Okay, tell who?
Balki, tell who?

203
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,674
UniCorn is
a big corporation.

204
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,443
They have thousands
of employees.

205
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,479
Who are you
going to talk to?

206
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,680
Who are you going
to talk to?

207
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,117
I am going
to talk to

208
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:35,055
the man who puts raisins
in the boxes.

209
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,156
Wrong!

210
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,159
He takes his orders
from his foreman.

211
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,862
Well, then I'll go
to his four men.

212
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,031
And they'll send you
to the plant manager.

213
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,732
Well, now we're
getting somewhere.

214
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,434
No, no, we are not.

215
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,038
Balki, Balki,
UniCorn is a huge corporation.

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00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,873
They have factories
all over the world.

217
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,042
They have layers
of authority.

218
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,410
The plant manager
will send you
to the district manager

219
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who will send you
to the regional manager.

220
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,550
assistant vice presidents,
second vice presidents,

221
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,953
first vice presidents.

222
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,187
because they all
take their orders

223
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,721
from the chairman
of the board.

224
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,990
Well, then
I'll go see him.

225
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,859
He won't see you.

226
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,831
Why you make me go see
all those other people?

227
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,566
To teach you a lesson.

228
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,735
This is hopeless, Balki.

229
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,505
You are only one man
with one share.

230
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,806
They won't listen.

231
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,842
Well, cousin,

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00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,210
if you come with me,

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we'll be two men
with one share.

234
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,216
And then they will
have to listen.

235
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,966
I want to see
Mr. Casselman.

236
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:57,938
Do you have
an appointment?

237
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,406
Thank you
for your help.

238
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,810
Can he make
an appointment?

239
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,712
Only through
the appointment secretary.

240
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,916
Can I see her?
Not without an appointment.

241
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,053
Come on.
No, no--

242
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,521
Balki, I'll buy you
some ice cream.

243
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,262
No, cousin.

244
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,131
No.

245
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:28,301
The public
is being cheated

246
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,203
I know Mr. Casselman
will understand

247
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,105
if I can just
talk to him.

248
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,075
Did you come here
to help me
or to see me fail?

249
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,346
All right, all right.

250
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,348
But if we're really
gonna see this guy,

251
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,483
we're gonna have
to use subterfuge.

252
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,287
Well, of course we are.
Don't be ridiculous.

253
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,523
Do you have some on you?

254
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:59,266
Balki, subterfuge
is just a big word
for sneakiness.

255
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,384
Even though Mr. Bartokomous
does not have an appointment,

256
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,552
I'm sure Mr. Casselman
will want to see him.

257
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,789
Mr. Bartokomous is
a substantial stockholder.

258
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:27,060
My car, Ms. Abrams.

259
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,796
I'm not Mr. Casselman.
I'm Mr. Crocker.

260
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:37,804
I'm Lawrence Appleton

261
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,307
Of the Mediterranean
Bartokomouses.

262
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,842
Do you ever hear
of my little island Mypos?

263
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,777
You have an island?

264
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,414
Well, I'm always happy
to meet a major stockholder.

265
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,319
Care for some coffee,
cappuccino, espresso, uh...

266
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:01,261
No, I'm executive
vice president,
soon to be top dog.

267
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,962
Oh.

268
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:06,133
What are you now,
deputy dog?

269
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,373
Uh, coffee will do.

270
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,808
Ms. Abrams, please.
And, uh,

271
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,644
use the china.
MS. ABRAMS: Yes, sir.

272
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,814
Uh, Mr. Bartokomous is here
to see Mr. Casselman.

273
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,416
Oh, you can
deal with me, uh...

274
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,918
I'm taking over for him
when he retires.

275
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,487
Gentlemen, please.

276
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:32,892
Raisins.

277
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:36,463
Raisins?

278
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,431
But I'm sure
this is a matter
Mr. Bartokomous

279
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,433
should be taking up
with Mr. Casselman.

280
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,635
How many shares
did you say you own?

281
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:47,840
One--

282
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,776
Well, no, one share.

283
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,312
One share?
Is this a joke?

284
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,248
Uh, yes!

285
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,785
It's a joke.

286
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,154
But Mr. Bartokomous

287
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,523
is an internationally
known cut-up.

288
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,060
Cousin--
Stop...

289
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,464
Now, if we can just
move this along.

290
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,633
Mr. Casselman can give
Mr. Bartokomous five minutes

291
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,703
and we can be off
to our dinner
at the White House.

292
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,445
Cousin, you said "sneaky,"
but this is lying.

293
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,681
I only have one share.
Ah.

294
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,450
But I think
this is very important.

295
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,018
And I want to see
Mr. Casselman.

296
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,253
Here's the coffee.

297
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,721
Forget the coffee.
Get security.

298
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,556
Yes, sir.

299
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,258
No, we're friends
with Mr. Casselman.

300
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,260
Look, he write me
a letter.

301
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,594
Casselman sends out
millions of these.

302
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,897
They're written
by machines.

303
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,466
and his faith
in your company.

304
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,834
Doesn't that
mean anything to you?

305
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,202
No.

306
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,471
Here they are.

307
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,676
No, we just want to see
Mr. Casselman
for five minutes.

308
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,811
Come on, you guys,
we don't wanna hurt you.

309
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,513
We don't
want to be hurt.

310
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,350
Let's go.

311
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:07,620
No, cousin,
I don't like this.

312
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,857
Do something.
Balki, we took our best shot.

313
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,995
Not enough raisins.
Really.

314
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:23,370
Mr. Casselman!

315
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,937
Mr. Casselman,
you're wanted
in the outer office.

316
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,273
Balki!

317
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,315
Oh, for crying out loud.

318
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,853
Mr. Casselman!
Mr. Casselman!

319
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,523
Mr. Casselman,
you're wanted
in the outer office.

320
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:58,838
No!

321
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,447
What the hell
is going on in here?

322
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,081
Would you like
some coffee,
Mr. Casselman?

323
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,151
No!
Oh!

324
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,587
Mr. Casselman,
we come to see you.

325
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,857
Well, you sent me
a letter.

326
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,593
Oh.

327
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,262
You're one of
our stockholders.

328
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,331
He only owns
one share, HC.

329
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,132
He's still
a stockholder.

330
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,567
Good point, HC.

331
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,702
What did you come
to see about?

332
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,305
There are no enough raisins
in Raisin Puffs.

333
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,007
You want
more than 100?

334
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,744
what he means is
there aren't 100
in each box.

335
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,580
And he can prove it.

336
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,583
We can do that.

337
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,224
I have only 41.

338
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,759
Forty-nine here.

339
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:58,231
Forty-four, and the four
I eat makes 48.

340
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,567
This is outrageous.
I promised the public

341
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,935
one hundred raisins
in every box.

342
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,771
Who's responsible for this?

343
00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,908
Who's responsible
for this?

344
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,079
So I skimped
a little on the raisins.

345
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,281
I saved the company
a bundle.

346
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,784
Crocker.
Yes, sir.

347
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,253
Put them back!
Yes, sir. Good idea, sir.

348
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,422
And apologize
to. Mr. Bartokomous.

349
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,223
But, sir--
Apologize.

350
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,625
I'm sorry,
Mr. Bartokomous.

351
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,360
Please accept my apology.

352
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,429
Oh, it's okay.

353
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,698
To forgive is divine.

354
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,235
To be an airhead
is human.

355
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:52,385
Why my daughter
married that nitwit
I'll never know.

356
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,689
BOTH:
No, thank you.

357
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,291
I don't know why I bother.

358
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:03,996
I'm really glad
you brought this
to my attention, son.

359
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:10,236
He called me son.

360
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,340
All we're interested in
is making a buck.

361
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,608
That thought never
crossed our minds.

362
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,713
Well, that thought
never crossed his mind.

363
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,319
Would you
do me a favor?

364
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,621
Would you sign
my form letter?

365
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,324
Oh, I'd be
happy to, son.

366
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,632
Have you boys

367
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,869
ever seen the city
from a helicopter?

368
00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,805
Well, no.

369
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:46,873
Too bad.

370
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,011
Kidding!

371
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:56,649
Just because I'm rich
doesn't mean
I'm not a fun guy.

372
00:21:56,716 --> 00:22:01,788
What do you say
we go buzz
the Kellogg factory?

373
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:11,230
LARRY: You know, Balki,
that Casselman is a fun guy.

374
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,799
You know what was
the best part?

375
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,901
Racing the police
helicopter?

376
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:18,938
That was fun.

377
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,542
America is going
to have raisins
coming out of her ears.

378
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:27,246
What do you mean,
thanks to me?

379
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:31,618
And I was wrong
about that.

380
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:32,885
"If you want
to change something,

381
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,021
"you got to go
to the top guy."

382
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,057
Hmm, no,
I think I said,

383
00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,527
"If you get
to the top guy,
he'd throw you out."

384
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:41,894
Well, you sure did.

385
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,296
But you're also
the man that said,

386
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,766
"You've got
to use subterfuge."

387
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,601
Which didn't
work at all.

388
00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,405
You're not going
to let me say

389
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,907
anything nice
about you, are you?

390
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,008
All right, go ahead.

391
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,376
That's it.

392
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,848
Could you say it again?
I missed it.

393
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,285
If you hadn't told me
what not to do,

394
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:09,622
I would never have known
what I should
have been doing.

395
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,090
And because
you came with me

396
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,626
to stop me from doing
what I wanted to do

397
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,261
but should not
have been doing,

398
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,263
I was able to do
what had to be done,

399
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,632
even though you didn't
want me to do it.

400
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,539
Well, I'm glad
I could help.