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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Through the rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life

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* My dream

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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* Give me a ticket
on an airplane

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* Ain't got time
to catch a fast train

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* Lonely days are gone

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* I'm a-going home

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* My baby just
wrote me a letter *

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I can't believe a
prestigious paper like
the Chicago Chronicle

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would run the predictions
of some two-bit stargazer.

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Claire Hayden happens
to be the world's
the greatest psychic.

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You got that right.
I read her predictions
every day.

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I have
an inquiring mind,
you know.

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Well, stick around,
Balki.

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Get back,
funky cat.

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Oh, it's true.
She's with
Mr. Burns right now.

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When they're finished
I have to drive her
to the airport.

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Cousin, you are
one lucky dude.

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You get to spend
rush hour with
a famous prophet.

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Balki, she's as much
of a prophet as I am.

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Get out of the city.

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You can tell the future?

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Balki, I can't
tell the future,
and neither can she.

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She just flies in
once a year

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makes some guesses
about the future

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Well, if they're
just guesses
they're pretty good.

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She predicted
Sean Penn would do time.

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Well, anybody
could have
predicted that.

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I can't wait to see
the newspaper tomorrow.

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"This year
Claire Hayden predicts

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the Earth will revolve
around the sun."

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No, we'll be
burned to a crisp!

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He's your cousin.

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Balki, the Earth
revolves around
the sun every year.

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Oh, that's right.
I always get mixed up
on that point.

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On Mypos they only
teach science up through
the Bronze Age.

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Get a move on, Appleton,
Ms. Hayden will
miss her plane.

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Yes, I'm going to
get the car now, sir.

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And another thing, Appleton.

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Uh, will you
excuse us, Claire?

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I'll make this up
to you, Appleton.

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I couldn't be with
that woman
another minute.

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I'll get her out
of your hair, sir.

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Claire, if you only
knew how much
I wanted to drive you

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to the airport,
but I've got to
put this edition to bed.

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It was nice seeing
you again, Harry.

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See you next year, Claire.

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Just a moment.

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Yes, you will.

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Miss Hayden?

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You'd like my autograph.

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Wow!

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You are good.

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No. No, that
wasn't a prediction.

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A lot of people
ask for my autograph.

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I'll need a pen.

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Oh, you spell my name
B-A-L-K-I...

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Miss Hayden?

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I see a terrible storm.

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I see a man.

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He's eating a golden ring
and sitting on a sheep.

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Would you like
a glass of water?

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A chair?

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An exorcist
of some kind?

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The clock strikes midnight.

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There's a knock
at the door.
Who is it?

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I don't know.

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It's death.

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That's B

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There you are.

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But, those
things you said?

86
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Sometimes when I
pick up something

87
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I get these premonitions
about the owners
of the objects.

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Is this your pen?

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No.

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Well, I hope
I predicted good things.

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It was nice meeting you.
I have to go now,
my car's ready.

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Ms. Hayden, your car is...
Yes, I know.

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Oh, there's my lucky pen.

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No, I... I'm...
No, thank you.

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I-I don't want
a supersaver.

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No, I...
No, thank you.

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Read my lips.

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where it doesn't rain
and there are no sheep.

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Hello?

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Hel...

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Oh.

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What a nightmare.

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I'm stuck in the car
with one of the witches
of Eastwick.

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Oh, by the way,

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Where am I going?

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Cousin, great news!
We won a free vacation!

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The only thing is,
in order to
collect the prize

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we got to get out
the door by midnight.

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Wait, little buddy.

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What free vacation?

111
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What free vacation?

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Cousin, we got to
hit the road, Zack.

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* On the road again

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* And that's just
what they'll... *

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Balki!

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I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me
what's going on.

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Well, cousin,
I've said everything
there is to say.

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Sit down.

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It's been a long time.

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So, how the heck are you?

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Balki, I want the truth.

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Are you in some kind
of trouble?

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If you are,
I'll help you.

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I don't know
how to tell you.

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Just say it.

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Well, it's bad news.

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Well, well,
you just say it.

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Well, it's very
bad news.

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Balki, how bad
can it be?

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Whatever it is
we'll deal
with it together.

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Just say it.
Just come right out
and say it.

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I found out
you're going to die.

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My, gosh,
that's how you
tell somebody?

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You just blurt it out?

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Oh, my God. Oh!

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Cousin, you told me
to tell you.

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Well, you could have
used a little tact.

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Let me tell you,
finding out,
you're gonna die.

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It's,it's,
it's a bit
of a shock.

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I'm, I'm so young.

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I've never had an
apartment by myself.

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How did you find out?

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No.

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Then who?

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I don't want
to tell you.

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What do you mean?
You don't want
to tell me?

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You told me
I was going to die.
This is the easy part.

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00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,411
If I tell you,

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00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:09,282
will you promise
not to laugh at me
and not to talk down to me?

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00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,653
Of course, I promise.
Why would I laugh?

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I'm dying.

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Cousin,

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Ms. Claire Hayden
picked up your lucky pen

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and she went
into a trance

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and she said,
and I quote,

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"There will be
a terrible storm

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"and at the stroke
of midnight

158
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"you will sit on a sheep
and eat a golden ring

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"and then, Mr. Death...

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"Mr. Death will
come and
take you away

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"forever."

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00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:11,144
Let it out, cousin.

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You

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00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:40,007
promised not to laugh.

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00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,042
I'm sorry.
I know, I know.

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00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,977
I know you believe
in this stuff.

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00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,580
But, really,
Mr. Death?

168
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,018
Does he look like,
Jack Nicholson?

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00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,462
You promised not to laugh
and not to talk down to me

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00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131
and now, you're doing both.

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00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,167
Balki, think about it.

172
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:14,041
She said there would be
a terrible storm, right?

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00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:18,478
Well, look,
there is not
a cloud in the sky

174
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:22,282
and the weather report
says nothing but sunshine
for the next week.

175
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,819
This lady's predictions
are absurd.

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00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,376
There. You see?
A storm.

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00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,686
Now, do you believe
the predictions?

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00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:03,490
Balki, a little lightning
a little thunder,
a little rain.

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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,892
It means nothing.

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00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,129
Boy, that really
came out of nowhere,
didn't it?

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00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,432
Cousin,

182
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,268
now, do you believe
Mr. Death is
coming to get you?

183
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,373
But if he's coming

184
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,441
I'd better change.

185
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:26,413
Oh, what do you think?

186
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,449
Oh! I wonder
if he's bringing
Mrs. Death.

187
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,720
Cousin,
I wouldn't joke
if I were you.

188
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:36,824
Mr. Death don't
have such a great
sense of humor.

189
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,960
Balki, you're right.

190
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:44,431
We wouldn't want
the angel of death

191
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,236
He's early.

192
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,704
Early?

193
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,506
I like that in
a Grim Reaper.

194
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,011
No, cousin!
No, no, no, no!

195
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:03,516
We just got Balki's
message on our
answering machine.

196
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,918
Larry, I can't believe it.

197
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,954
I didn't even know
you were sick.

198
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,857
There so much
we should've
talked about.

199
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,125
There so much
we should've done.

200
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,262
Well, we still have
a little time.

201
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,700
Uh, oh, well, uh...

202
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,769
No, look, I'm
not sick at all

203
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,938
and I'm definitely
not dying.

204
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,773
Then what is this about?

205
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,110
Jennifer, Mary Ann,

206
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,113
would you please try to
talk some sense into him?

207
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,515
At the stroke of midnight
Mr. Death is going to come

208
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:40,020
for Cousin Larry right
after he sits on a sheep
and eats a golden ring.

209
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,290
What is this really
all about?

210
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,392
Balki met Claire Hayden
at the paper.

211
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,361
And she made
these crazy predictions
about me.

212
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,863
Oh, is that all it is?

213
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,798
"Is that all it is?"

214
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:55,135
Mr. Death is coming
for Cousin Larry
and that's what you say?

215
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,670
"Is that all it is?
Is that all it is?"

216
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,207
Oh, God.
Now, I have a headache.

217
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,545
What does it take
to impress you people?

218
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,650
I'm impressed.

219
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,419
Finally, a rational person.

220
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,223
Look, there's
an easy way to prove

221
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:20,027
that all of this
is just nonsense.

222
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,828
I'll call Pioli's.
We'll order pizza.

223
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,663
Then we'll wait
till midnight.

224
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:27,500
If Mr. Death shows up,
I'll admit I'm wrong.

225
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,112
How much longer?

226
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,181
Five minutes 'til midnight.

227
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,553
All right, what's
the name of the game?

228
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,188
Gin.

229
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,124
I'm unbeatable.
I should be doomed
every night.

230
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:55,862
What is that?

231
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,931
Myposian death repellent.

232
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,135
A little dab will do you.

233
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,837
It smells terrible!

234
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,174
But cousin,
that's how
we think it works.

235
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,976
It makes you smell so bad

236
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,115
that Mr. Death
don't want to
get near you.

237
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,285
It's working on me.

238
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,957
Death repellent?

239
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,928
buy into
such hocus-pocus.

240
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,730
Cousin, we're running
out of time.

241
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:36,303
If we don't do
something soon,

242
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,571
Hey, here I am,
Mr. Death!

243
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,772
Come and get me!

244
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:47,947
Oh, Balki, will you
get away from me
with that stuff?

245
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,652
I think I can get
through the next...

246
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:58,525
Four minutes.

247
00:15:58,591 --> 00:15:59,892
Maybe Larry's right.

248
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,530
Now, why don't we
have some coffee
and something to eat

249
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,865
and try to relax.

250
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,435
Aah!

251
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,670
Sorry, Larry.

252
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:14,007
Yes, why don't we
just try to remain calm.

253
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,178
All right, now, it's just...

254
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,447
Three minutes.
Three minutes 'til midnight.

255
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:24,417
Let's just sit down
and not get crazy.

256
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,587
I mean, come on people.

257
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:32,792
You look like
you're going to
somebody's funeral.

258
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,161
Oops!

259
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,363
I said the f-word.

260
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,501
Ohh!

261
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,305
Ooh.
What's this?

262
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,777
You sat on a sheep!

263
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,881
Mr. Death is probably
on the stairs by now.

264
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,749
It's a, it's not a sheep,
it's a toy.

265
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,618
This doesn't count, does it?
I don't know.

266
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,188
Balki, did she say
it had to be a real sheep?

267
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:07,294
Why did you have to
sit on Dimitri?

268
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,597
All right, Balki, Balki!

269
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,733
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right.

270
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,802
So I sat on a sheep.

271
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,838
One of Claire Hayden's
predictions came true.

272
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,809
All right, two.

273
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,247
Aah!

274
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,483
You ate the golden ring.

275
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,693
I'm all right.
Cousin, are you all right?

276
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,962
Are you okay
Yes. I'm fine.

277
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,197
You're okay.

278
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,832
Why did you eat
the golden ring?

279
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,368
Now, three of
the predictions
have come true.

280
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,769
Ten seconds till midnight.

281
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,071
It's not a golden ring.
It's a doughnut.

282
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,740
What kind of doughnut?
Five seconds.

283
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,074
A golden doughnut!

284
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,144
Four, three...
Oh, no.

285
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,147
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Two, one.

286
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,455
Wait!

287
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,325
It's after midnight.

288
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,228
Are

289
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,669
No.

290
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,903
Oh, yay!

291
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,206
Oh, oh, good!

292
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,379
Boy, nothing like
a little terror

293
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,281
to get your
heart started.

294
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,584
I'm really glad
you're all right, Larry.

295
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,152
Well...

296
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,390
I'll see you tomorrow.

297
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,598
Good night, Balki.
I had a wonderful evening.

298
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,600
Except for
the screaming part.

299
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,536
I'm glad you're alive.

300
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,438
Thank you.

301
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,307
Bye-bye.
Bye.

302
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,915
Boy...

303
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,185
I just can't believe
you're not dead.

304
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,624
You know, Balki,
it's coincidences
like those

305
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,326
that happened
here tonight

306
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,229
that cause primitive
cultures to believe
superstitions.

307
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,634
Well, what do you say
we get some sleep? Hmm.

308
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,336
We gotta get up
early tomorrow.

309
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,939
And, uh, it's almost
midnight. Hmm.

310
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,479
Did you say almost midnight?

311
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,514
Mary Ann's watch
must have been fast.

312
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,250
Let's call the time lady.

313
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,187
He's here.

314
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,459
Wait, wait, wait.
Why didn't
I think of this before?

315
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:58,265
We just won't
answer the door.

316
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,609
All right.

317
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,179
All right, I, I know
what I must do.

318
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,315
I'll go to the door myself.

319
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,617
Mr. Death will take me.

320
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,552
I'll tell him
I'm Larry Appleton.

321
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,155
No! No. No.
Cou...

322
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,991
There's no
Larry Appleton here!

323
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,058
You've got the wrong address!

324
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,193
Mr. Death..

325
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,728
Mister...

326
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,530
Mr. Death.

327
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:33,400
Mr. Death.
Mr. Death.

328
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,370
Oh, Mr. Death.
No, no.

329
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,310
Mr. Death.

330
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,688
BOTH: Hi.

331
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,927
I forgot my purse.

332
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,736
Are you sure
you guys are all right?

333
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,371
Really good.

334
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,674
Bye.

335
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,051
It, uh...

336
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,920
It wasn't Mr. Death.

337
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,589
No, no, no.

338
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,427
It was, uh, Jennifer.

339
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,529
Yes, yes, yes, it was.

340
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,336
Mr. Death would
have been

341
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,672
less humiliating.

342
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:54,381
Far, far less humiliating.
Less humiliating.

343
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,736
You were really serious
about taking my place.

344
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,939
Oh, well,
it was only Jennifer.
It didn't matter.

345
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,609
But you, you didn't
know that.

346
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,877
You thought
it was Mr. Death.

347
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,380
You would have really
taken my place

348
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,349
even though I
made fun of you.

349
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,719
Yes, you did do that.

350
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:37,023
Even though I talked
down to you.

351
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,558
Well, you always do that.

352
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,795
Even though I laughed
in your face.

353
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,064
Now, that hurt.

354
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,770
I guess I don't say
this often enough
but, uh,

355
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,743
I'm glad you're my cousin.

356
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,050
Well,

357
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,926
Well, I don't think
I'm gonna be
able to sleep tonight.

358
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:22,735
Me neither.

359
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,638
("THE TWILIGHT ZONE"
THEME PLAYS)

360
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,675
Well, that's
enough for me.