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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes
you just get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's
gonna stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Through the rain and thunder
the wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life

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* My dream

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* And nothing's
gonna stop me now *

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You're getting better, baby.

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You'll get the hang of it.

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All right.

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What are we laughing about?

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I spent the entire morning

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covering a stupid dog show.

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So I wrote this
to blow off some steam.

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Listen to this.

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"Society came out
on all fours today

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"at the Fifth Annual
Pedigree Dog Show.

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"Industrialist Henry Pryor
bragged that his dog

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"was cheaper than his wife.

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"The license was less

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"and the dog came
with a fur coat."

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Wait, wait, there's more.

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"that when
she bent over to pet her dog

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"there were reports
of a lunar eclipse."

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Eclipse. That's good.

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Cousin, I can't believe you
saying mean things about people.

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Balki, these are
supposed to be jokes.

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But, what if you hurt
somebody's feelings?

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You never know who's listen.

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On Mypos, we have a saying.

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Enough said?

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Not quite enough, no.

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It says, "If you spit
into a windstorm

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"you better carry
an umbrella."

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Well, Balki, don't worry.

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I'm not a big spitter.

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No, cousin, it means

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if you say something
cruel about someone

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it might come back to haunt you.

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Balki, this is humor.

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In... In America

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people pay big bucks
to go to Las Vegas

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so that Joan Rivers
or Don Rickles

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can insult them
in front of their loved ones.

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Don Rickles? He's Wayne Newton's
favorite comedian.

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That's right. That's right.

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And I hear Wayne loves it

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when Don makes fun
of his mustache.

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So, you're making fun
of the dog show people

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is like Don
making fun of Wayne?

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More or less.

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when they read
your article in the newspaper.

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Oh, no. No, no, Balki.

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This is not going
into the newspaper.

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This is a joke.

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Oh!

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Well, can we send
the joke one to Wayne?

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No, I think, uh, I'm gonna send
this to my brother Billy.

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He'll get a kick out of it.
Oh, okay.

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I'll just send Wayne
the peanut brittle

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like I do every month.

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Cousin. Cousin.

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Can I try American humor?

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BALKI: Okay.

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Well, cousin

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I guess when they
were handing out the lips

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you only got one.

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Why aren't you laughing?

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It's hard to laugh with one lip.

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Frank, what's
a five-letter word
for "Life?"

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Hell.

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That man is burned out.

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Been working
for the crime beat too long.

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I've never seen Frank
so down before.

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Appleton.
LARRY: Yes, sir.

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When you're finished
with the dog show story,

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the publisher
wants to see it.

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The publisher wants
to see my article

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What's the publisher's name?

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Mr. Wainwright.

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The, uh...

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Wainwright Kennel Club.

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Are you making
the connection, Appleton?

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Oh, yes. Right. Got it.

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The publisher
sponsored the dog show.

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Good!

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See that you put it
on the publisher's desk

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before you leave tonight.

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Yes, sir.
Gorpley!

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I'll get it to him tonight, sir.

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Balki, did you hear that?

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The publisher wants to read
something I wrote.

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Oh!
HARRY: Appleton!

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I almost forgot.

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Where's that file
on the Fronzak baby

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I asked for?

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You didn't ask for it, sir.

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Do I have to ask
for everything?

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Learn to anticipate.

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Where the hell is Gorpley?

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Balki, do me a favor, would you?

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Run the article I wrote
up to the publisher.

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It's in the envelope
on my desk.

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Okay.

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Oh, I love Moonlighting.

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Don't they have witty dialogue?

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I just love when they say

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How do they come up
with that stuff?

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I bet Bruce Willis makes it up.

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He's a funny guy.

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Oh, if you think he's funny

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wait until you hear
what this little curly hair

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joke-meister wrote today.

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Well, it wasn't really
all that funny.

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Well, if you'd rather
not read it, Larry--

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No, no, no.
I've got it right here.

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Listen, listen, I,
I'm learning American humor.

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Mary Anne, is that your hair

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or did your head just explode?

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It's my hair.

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Balki hasn't quite
got the hang of it yet.

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But listen to this.

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It's hysterical,
even if I do say so myself.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh! Oh!

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BALKI: Cousin,

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did you swallow a hairball?

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"Dog shows.

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A cavalcade
of America's favorite pets."

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By Larry Appleton.

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"Collecting llamas may be
this country's latest fad

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but man's best friend
continues to be the dog."

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That's funny. Llamas.

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Now, this isn't
the funny article.

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You know what the publisher
must have the funny one.

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Oh, boy, is he in for
a chuckle and a half.

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Let's go, Mary Anne.
Why do we have to go?

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I wanna find out
who won the dog show?

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Now, now, now, cousin.

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How could you do this?

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How could you take the wrong
article to the publisher!

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Don't you read the mail
before you deliver it?

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Well, cousin, mailmen
don't read other people's mail

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unless it's a postcard
and that we can't help it.

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Right.
Oh.

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Why am I blaming you?

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I should have known
if I wrote two articles

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one would fall
into the wrong hands.

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Appleton's law.

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No, he won't think it's funny.

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I insulted his dog show.

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Well, now, cousin,
I don't understand.

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Is insults funny or not?

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Sometimes it is.
Sometimes it's not.

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Well, how you tell
the difference?

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If you insult your boss,
it's not.

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So, the Mypo saying is true!

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Well, all I can say is

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you better get out your umbrella

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because the spit's
gonna hit the fan.

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What am I gonna do?

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Well, uh...
What are you going to do!

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What am I going to do?

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Balki, I have a bigger problem!

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My job is in jeopardy!

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Oh, I love that show.

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You know, you know,
the irony is the publisher

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would have
liked the real article

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if only he had
a chance to read it.

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If only I could undo
what's been done.

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If only I could
switch the articles.

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Why are you looking
at me like that?

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Balki, you and I have to break

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into the publisher's office
and switch the articles.

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Oh, no, no.
Breaking in is wrong.

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I'm not doing it, period.

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Did I say break in?
Bad choice of words.

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We have to go into
the publisher's office.

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00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:10,203
After all, you delivered
the wrong mail, didn't you?

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And it's your duty

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00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,943
to deliver
the right mail, isn't it?

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Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it?

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Anything less
would be irresponsible.

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No.
Irresponsible.

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I don't... I don't want
to be irresponsible.

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Of course you don't.

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What am I going to do?

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Balki, you'll have to go down

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to the publisher's office

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and switch the articles.

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Will you come with me?

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All right.
I'll come with you.

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What are cousins for?

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Ah! Oh! Ah!

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Cousin, explain to me again

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how come we had
to climb up 11 flight of stairs.

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Because if we took the elevator,
someone might see you

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and find out
you delivered the wrong mail.

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Oh!

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I'm only trying to protect you.

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Well, thank you, cousin.

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Oh, well, the door's locked.

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Listen, I appreciate everything

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you try to do for me,
but I'm out of luck.

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00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,926
Now, Balki, don't you know
the mailman's oath?

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"Neither rain nor sleet,
nor locked door

219
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"shall stay these couriers
from the swift execution

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"of their appointed rounds."

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"Locked doors" isn't in there.

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Yes, it is.
It's in the second verse.

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Now, listen to me,
this is just a hunk.

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But you know what I think?

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I think you want to get in there
and get your article

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and you don't care
anything about the mail.

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Oh, oh, oh.
Balki, you're right.

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I am in deep trouble.

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I need your help.
Please.

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If I don't get
that article back

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I'm going to lose my job.

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But you'll help me now,
won't you?

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Cousin--
Please, please.

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Stop it.

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All right, I'll help you.

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Thank you.
It's okay.

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Would you stop it?
Sorry.

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All right, now,
the door is locked.

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How we going to get in?

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We'll do what they did
on Moonlighting.

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I do.
You do?

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I do.
You do?

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Credit card.

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00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,879
Maybe you're over
your credit limit.

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00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:12,152
Oh, great.

246
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,687
Okay, cousin. Maybe
we should just go home now.

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Wait.

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The transom.

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Balki, give me a boost.

250
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All right.
You're a snappy dresser.

251
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Not that kind of boost.

252
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But thank you.

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Now lift me up here.

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All right, ready?
Yeah.

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Oh, one, two, three.

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Okay, good, good.

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I've got it. All right.

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I'm stepping on your shoulder.

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Tell me if I'm hurting you.

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Give me, uh,
give me a little push.

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00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,401
Give me a little push.

262
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Can you reach the knob?

263
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,676
I'm trying.
I'm trying.

264
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,416
Almost got it.

265
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,558
How about now?
I got it.

266
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,074
Let's just get the article
and get out of here.

267
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:43,943
Here it is.

268
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,345
All right.

269
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,547
Here's the real article.

270
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,457
The security guard.

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Under the desk.

272
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Cousin, I...
I can't help noticing

273
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,736
that things aren't going well.

274
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,408
What are we going to do?
Temporary setback.

275
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,846
We'll just wait
for the security guard to leave

276
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,449
and then we'll go back
in through the window.

277
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,965
That sounded like the guard

278
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,068
locked the window.

279
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,610
The guard didn't
lock the window.

280
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,345
Thank God.

281
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,914
All right, let's go back in.

282
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,083
Why?
Because the guard

283
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locked the window.

284
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,390
Balki, you just told me
that the guard
didn't lock the window.

285
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,159
But that is because
you told me to tell you

286
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,429
that the guard
didn't lock the window.

287
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,199
Well, why don't we go see

288
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,301
if indeed the guard

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locked the window.

290
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,424
The window is locked.

291
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,561
Perhaps the guard locked it.

292
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,270
Perhaps.

293
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,479
LARRY: Oh, my Lord.
What are they doing here?

294
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,381
Maybe there's
a donut shop down there.

295
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,552
And look, look.
A fire truck, too.

296
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,290
Hello! Hello!

297
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,625
Get back.
They'll see us.

298
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,728
Question.
Hmm? Sorry.

299
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,731
If they can't see us,
how they going to save us?

300
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,233
Balki, if they see us

301
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,067
they'll know we were
trying to break in.

302
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,537
And then
we'll be in big trouble.

303
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,873
Then we'll be in big trouble?

304
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,546
Cousin, we're up to our armpits
in sheep dip right now!

305
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,321
Get that spotlight
off me or I'll jump!

306
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,930
Frank?

307
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,131
Stay away!

308
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,899
You can't talk me out of this!

309
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,635
Frank, what you doing up here?

310
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,904
I don't know.
I'm confused.

311
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,473
I just came out here to think.

312
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,443
Well, you picked
a dangerous place to think.

313
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,346
Balki, he came up here
to think about suicide.

314
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,315
Oh, cousin.

315
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,884
Frank, I know you're
under a lot of pressure

316
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,053
but it can't be that bad.

317
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,988
What do you know about it?

318
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,790
Life stinks!

319
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,359
I see it every day.

320
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,561
Assaults, murders.

321
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,829
Look, robberies.

322
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,368
Nobody cares about anybody.

323
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:07,907
Mr. Peterson.

324
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:13,079
What are you guys
doing out here?

325
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,782
What are we doing out here?

326
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:19,218
We came out here to get
our friend off the ledge.

327
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,588
Oh, boy.
You never let up.

328
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:26,459
Not when it comes
to the life of a friend.

329
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,762
Frank, don't do this.

330
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:30,763
Leave me alone.

331
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,499
Well, we've done all we can do.

332
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,903
Leave this in the hands
of the professionals.

333
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,438
Now, cousin, cousin.

334
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,273
We've got to stop
thinking about ourselves

335
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,509
and maybe think about Frank.

336
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,444
Maybe he'll talk to us.

337
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,145
Balki, these people
have experience

338
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,947
with this sort of thing.

339
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,416
Get away from that window!

340
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,883
He don't won't to talk to them.

341
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,752
Well, I don't know
what to say to him.

342
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:56,389
Well, I...
Maybe I think of something.

343
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,358
All right. Go ahead.

344
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,960
But be careful.

345
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:04,063
One wrong word
and this man's gonna jump.

346
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,865
All right.
I'll be careful.

347
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,573
Frank.

348
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,445
Having a bad day?

349
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,656
Oh, this is Frank Jr.

350
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,991
He's moving up from T-Ball
to little league this year.

351
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,426
Oh, the kid's a natural.

352
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,396
Oh, I was a cesarean myself.

353
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,336
You know, Frank, this,
this doesn't make any sense.

354
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,171
You have a wonderful family.

355
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,707
You're one of the most respected
journalists in the city.

356
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,742
Why would you even think
of jumping of a building?

357
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,811
Because I'm sick of it.

358
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,080
I've been covering crime
for 12 years.

359
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,682
All I see all day are people

360
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,249
doing terrible things
to each other.

361
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,019
I can't take it anymore!

362
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,121
But, Frank,

363
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:03,956
if you, jump you'll be doing

364
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,393
something terrible
to your family.

365
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,862
Why don't you just go home
and hug your wife and children

366
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,264
and be glad that you're not one

367
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,467
of the terrible people
that you write about.

368
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,338
This is all so humiliating.

369
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,973
Thanks for staying
out here with me.

370
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,380
You know, Frank,
maybe you should get some help.

371
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,684
Cousin Larry's right.

372
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,454
there's a very good chance
we won't be here.

373
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,863
Frank, what do you say we go in?

374
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,498
In a minute.

375
00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,467
This is the first
peaceful morning

376
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,469
I've had in 12 years.

377
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,350
Whoa.
What a night.

378
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,119
I never, never want
to go through that again.

379
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,355
Uh, I've learned my lesson.

380
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:12,659
All I want is a warm bed,
a soft pillow

381
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,695
and to put this night behind me.

382
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,864
Goodnight, Balki.
Goodnight, cousin.

383
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,611
Morning, Balki.
Morning, cousin.