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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what the odds
are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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BALKI: Feeling good,
from my head to my shoes.

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I'm in control,
my worries are few.

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I'm brushin' up
my point of view.

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I've got a pneumatic tube.

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Incoming.

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Hey, cousin, your used car ads
came early today.

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Somebody up there must like you.

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Thank you, pal.

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Lookin' for a new car, baby?

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Not just any car. My dream car.

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A '62 Austin Healy 3000 Mark II.

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Well, this is your life, honey.

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But I wouldn't buy one of those
little convertible things.

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You gonna spend a ton of money

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Bartokomous, I need to know
if you've seen a memo

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from accounting to payroll.

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It was about a claim I put in
for reimbursement for gas.

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Oh, yes. I just sent that up
right before Mrs. Ganz's memo.

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I don't suppose
you read that memo, did you?

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No. No, I didn't.

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But I did happen to
glance at it and,

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you know, sometimes if I
just look at something

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it sticks on my brain.

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I think... I think I have what
they call a pornographic memory.

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You know, Bartokomous,
I probably don't tell you this
often enough,

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but I think
you're doin'
a terrific job.

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Really?
Hey, would I lie?

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What

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You know, Mr. Gorpley.
People are wrong about you.

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You do have an ounce
of human kindness.

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So, if there's anything I can
do for you, you just tell me.

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Let me see.

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What could you do for me?

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Oh, I know.

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Oh, that's too easy.
Gimme something hard.

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No, no, no--
No, gimme something--

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That's all I want!

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Okay. But you have a favor
to be named later.

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Quote...

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"To Mr. Marshall
from Mr. Belson

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"regarding Gorpley's mileage.
Reimbursement approved."

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Thanks, Bartokomous.

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"I think he's stealing
The Chronicle blind."

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Unquote.

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Keep up
the good work,
Bartokomous.

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Balki...

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What do you think
you're doing?

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No, you're not.

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He was just using you.

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Balki, your job gives you access

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to a lot of
confidential information.

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And it's your responsibility
to keep that information

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to yourself.

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People like Gorpley will try
to take advantage of you

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but you can't let them.

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It's a code?

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It's a, kind of, code of honor.

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Well, of course I do,
don't be ridiculous.

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We sheepherders have a
very strict code of honor.

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Never practice wolf calls
while the sheep are sleeping.

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Never eat lamb chops
in front of the flock.

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And never ever
let them see you sweat.

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Well, this code is even easier.

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You can sweat all you want.

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"Don't tell anybody
what's in the mail."

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Got it.

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Balki, Balki, come here.
Look at this.

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I found an ad
for a '62 Austin Healy.

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Oh, cousin, that's wonderful.
Listen to this.

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New paint, wire wheels,
radio and four on the floor.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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But you know what they say.

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Balki, there it is.

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Oh, cousin.

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You really stepped in
something good this time.

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This is nice.
Nice?

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How would you shift gears?

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It's an expression.

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How you doin' today?

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This is my cousin,
Balki Bartokomous.

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Are you interested
in this car?

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Well--
Are you kidding?

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Is he interested in this car?

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Does a Mypiot spit in the woods?

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Would you excuse us
for a minute?

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Sure.

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What are you doing?

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Balki, if Lou knows
I really want the car

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I won't be able to get him
to come down on the price.

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Wait a minute.
Are we talking about
bargaining here?

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I am.

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Well, why you didn't say so?

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I am the best bargainer
on Mypos.

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Whoa, why don't we just quit

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beating around George Bush
and get on with this.

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Balki, this isn't as simple as

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It takes
a certain amount of finesse.

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Let me handle--
Cousin, I can...

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Why don't you
just watch and learn.

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I've been thinking
it over, Lou,
and uh...

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I'm not really so sure
I'm interested

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in this baby after all.

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What do you say,
I do you a favor.

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Price of the car is $7,500.

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Ah-ha, Lou, Lou, Lou.

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Now, we both know that, uh,

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this number means nothing.

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You tore up my sign.

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Five thousand dollars.
That's my best offer.

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My kid made that sign.

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But... I don't have $7,500.

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And I really love this car.

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but I got a buyer
coming at 9:00 tonight

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who's willing to pay my price.

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Ah, you get here first, you pay
my price, you get the car!

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Shall I assume class is over?

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BALKI: Cousin...

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and I got $7.34.

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And a stick of Juicy Fruit that
you could cut a diamond with.

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Plus $7.34.

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You have enough to buy the car?

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Well, if I add in what
I could get for my Mustang...

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I could buy the Austin

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but I'd have to live in it.

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Sorry, cousin.

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You know what really bothers me?

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When you think there's enough
milk for your morning coffee

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but there's only three drops
left in the carton?

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Yes, that bothers me.
Isn't that the worst?

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Yeah, but I am talking
about buying the car.

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The timing is lousy.

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I mean, why did it have to
come on the market now?

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If I get a raise at my
six month salary review

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I'd be able to
make the payments.

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They met yesterday.

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The managing editor
is going on vacation.

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So he wanted to get it
out of the way.

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Wait a minute.

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If they met yesterday,
the memo was

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probably sent to payroll today.

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Do you think so?

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Did you see the memo?

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Well, I see so many memos.

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You saw the memo.

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Balki, this is great.

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You can tell me
if I got the raise.

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Oh.

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So, Balki, did I get the raise?

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Balki?

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I can't tell you.

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Lemme get this straight.

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You know if I
got my raise or not

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You know, I have
a wonderful idea.

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We've been
cooped up here all night.

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Why don't we just,
just go play racquetball

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with Jennifer and Mary Anne?

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Freeze!

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Balki?
Mmm

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Did I get my raise?

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I can't tell you.

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I live by a code.

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Code

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The mailboy's code of honor.

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Oh, forget that.

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I can't forget
that I have a code.

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Balki, this is the '80s.

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Nobody lives by a code anymore.

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Just look at the guys
who are running for president.

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Now, did I get my raise or not?

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Cousin, I know
I made a mistake

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telling Mr. Gorpley
about the memo today

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but I've learned my lesson.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Now I see what the problem is.

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Balki, there is a world
of difference

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between Gorpley and me.

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who used you to get information

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for his own selfish desires.

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I'm Cousin Larry,

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your friend,

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who would never ever
take advantage of you.

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So, you see,

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it's perfectly alright

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00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,831
to tell me about my raise.

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I don't think so.

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00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,083
You see, cousin,
no matter who I tell

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it would be violating my code.

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00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:35,122
Uh, hey, Balki. Balki. Balki!

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00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,557
It's not like my raise
is a big secret.

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00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,659
I'll find out about it
in a couple of days anyway.

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But, darn it

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That car will be gone
by 9:00 tonight.

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00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:53,941
Cousin, I'm sorry.

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Asking a Mypiot
to give up his code

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is like asking a tsetse fly
to give up his tsetse.

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00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,552
There's really no way?
No, there's no way.

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00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,388
Nothing I could do or say
would change your mind?

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Absolutely nothing.

218
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I'm glad to hear that.

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Sweet.

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Hmm?

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00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,483
Cousin, don't do this.

222
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:42,822
Something like
a Sears Tower sundae.

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Tallest sundae known to man.

224
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A mountain of double fudge

225
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almond nut ice cream

226
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running with
rivers of hot caramel

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and topped with mounds
of whipped cream

228
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,943
and cherries and cherries,

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as many cherries as you want.

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It could be yours, Balki.

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00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,517
It could be yours.
And not just tonight.

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Every night for a month.

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00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:17,357
And all you have to do
is just tell me.

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Tell me if I got my raise.

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00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,067
I can't! I can't!

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00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,150
Balki?

237
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,654
I was way out of line.

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00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,056
Balki.

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00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,924
I owe you an apology.

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Open the door, please.

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I'm sorry.

242
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,471
I am so, so sorry.

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00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,279
I am trying to get you
to break your code

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00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,214
and you won't, why?

245
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,783
Because you have
too much integrity

246
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,718
and, hey...

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I respect you for it.

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Why don't we just
forget the whole thing

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and get on with our lives.

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Really?
Really.

251
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I won't mention it again.

252
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,366
Oh. Oh, cousin. Oh, thank you.

253
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,237
That would be such
a big load off my spine.

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00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,111
Ah.

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00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,347
Ah!

256
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,450
So, what do you wanna do?

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Watch a little TV?
Well...

258
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,488
Go to a movie?
Nah.

259
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,723
Or we could talk.

260
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,428
You know, it's funny.

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00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,300
Sometimes, the little things

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can change a person's
whole life.

263
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Oh, boy, don't I know it.

264
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:15,642
Now, take me for instance.

265
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,310
When Christos was just a--
I'm just about to--

266
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,646
I'm just about to have the--
When Christos--

267
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,548
When Christos--
I'm just about to have the--

268
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,615
When...

269
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,588
When, uh, my Cousin Christos,

270
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when he was about
eight years old,

271
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he got, uh,
kicked in the head by a goat

272
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,463
and, uh...
We didn't think
that much of it

273
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,432
because who hasn't been
kicked in the head by a goat.

274
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,171
Anyway, uh, when he grew up

275
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he started to have these
terrible headaches

276
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he couldn't eat,
he couldn't work.

277
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,280
And nobody knew what to do.

278
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,915
And then finally it hit me.

279
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I said, I said, "Christos,

280
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,353
"that hat that you've been
wearing since you were

281
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,789
"eight years old and the
goat kicked you in the head,

282
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,325
"take it off.
It's just too small"

283
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,397
So, anyway,

284
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,567
to make
a short story long, he did.

285
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,737
And, uh, it just, it made
a world of difference.

286
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,805
And, uh...

287
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,649
Fascinating.

288
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,555
Fascinating, now...

289
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,392
Let's take what's
happened to me.

290
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,995
Now, I won't be getting
the car of my dreams.

291
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,898
So what, you may say. I mean,
It happens to a lot of people.

292
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:49,736
But, let's take
a look into the future.

293
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,673
Oh, look.

294
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,874
Wait.

295
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,476
Who is that? Why...

296
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,312
It's Larry Appleton, but,

297
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,081
why is he sleeping
on a park bench

298
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,816
covered with newspaper?

299
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,152
What happened to him?

300
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,754
I don't know.

301
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,824
His back is to me.

302
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,899
Well, they say it started

303
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,134
when he got the chance

304
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,270
to get the car of his dreams

305
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,337
and couldn't take it.

306
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,206
Why? I think we all know why.

307
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,909
He was never the same
after that.

308
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:34,281
He spent all his time going from
one used car lot to another.

309
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,149
The dealers said they'd find him
another Austin Healey

310
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,550
but they didn't.

311
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,321
And it was all
downhill from there.

312
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,124
He lost his job,

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00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,261
his friends,

314
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,532
and finally his will to live.

315
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,669
Oh, my Lord.

316
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,372
What is it?

317
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,375
Well, he just
rolled off the park bench.

318
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,011
I... I think
he stopped breathing.

319
00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,214
Cousin, don't die.
You're getting a raise.

320
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,416
Are you sure?
Of course I'm...

321
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,890
Thanks, Balki.
You saved a life.

322
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,346
Uh, are you gonna buy it or you
gonna tear up the sign again?

323
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,482
I'm ready to buy.
Fine.

324
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,183
I'll go get the paperwork.

325
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,376
May I ask why you're
sitting in the fireplace?

326
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,316
Because I am disgraced.

327
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,655
And when I am disgraced
I have to sit among the ashes.

328
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,793
Oh, right. That's one
of those Mypos things.

329
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:06,299
Balki,

330
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,336
I didn't buy the car.

331
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,405
You didn't?

332
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,511
Something happened when
I got to the used car lot.

333
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,349
And this afternoon
that car looked

334
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,950
all soft and blurry.

335
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,418
It kind of glowed.

336
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,620
Like Cybill Shepherd
does on Moonlighting?

337
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,691
Exactly.

338
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,561
But tonight,

339
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,729
after what I did to you,

340
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,466
everything changed.

341
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:43,536
Suddenly, it just
looked like an old car.

342
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:47,740
I realized I'd put that
stupid car above our friendship.

343
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,941
Oh, cousin.

344
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,549
You didn't buy the car
because of our friendship?

345
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,718
Yeah. I couldn't.

346
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,587
Pretty dumb, huh?

347
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,356
No, cousin. I'm proud of you.

348
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,191
Proud of me?

349
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,326
I made you violate your code.

350
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:10,397
Well, yeah, you did

351
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,299
but I didn't even know
I had that code

352
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,801
until you told me about it.

353
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,770
Oh, yeah, I'm great at

354
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,672
pointing out codes
to other people

355
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,508
I just don't
live by them myself.

356
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,975
Yes, you do.

357
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,511
You live by a code.

358
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,946
It just takes a while
for it to kick in.

359
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:30,082
I just wish
it would kick in sooner

360
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,519
so I wouldn't feel
like such a jerk.

361
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,387
You are not a jerk.

362
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,557
I'm not?
No.

363
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,191
You're, you're tricky

364
00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,359
and devious

365
00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,861
and a lousy bargainer,

366
00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,530
but...

367
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,898
You're not a jerk.

368
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,571
Thanks.

369
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:54,441
Um... What can I offer you?

370
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,876
Perhaps something sweet?

371
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,781
Why don't we go get
a Sears Tower sundae?

372
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,616
I'll buy.
No, no.

373
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:06,085
I'm the tricky, devious one.

374
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,187
I'll buy.
No. No, cousin. Let me buy.

375
00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:11,223
No, I should buy--
Oh, please. Please let me--

376
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,492
Look!

377
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,668
I want you to be cheerful.

378
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,837
I'll buy.

379
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,741
Okay.