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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothin' to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Big plans tonight, Harriette?

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Well, I was thinking about
going to a nice restaurant.

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Having a romantic dinner.

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Maybe dancing till dawn.

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But I guess I should go
home to my husband.

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Oh, is it quitting time already?

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I got to reading some
of my old advice columns

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and lost track of time.

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Damn, I'm good.

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You better be good.

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I'll make it.

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I have not missed
a deadline yet.

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That's because you get other
people to do your work.

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Once in five years

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I asked you for
a tiny bit of advice

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to fill out a column.

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You took my tiny bit of advice

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and turned it into
a five-part series.

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I'll get that.

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Why, Harriette,
I may be neurotic.

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I may be panic-prone.

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And yes, I will admit
I have a fear of polyester.

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But... I am not a thief.

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Okay, you're not a thief.

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You're just out of your mind.

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I can't believe
this is happening.

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Lighten up, Larry.

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We do this all the time.

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No. No.
That was the DA's office.

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They called to tell me that
Vince Lucas has been paroled.

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Who is Vince Lucas?

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About a year ago,
Balki and I were supposed

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to be witnesses against him.

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On the day of the trial
Vince called me over

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to correct any misunderstanding

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Balki and I might have
had about testifying.

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Obviously, you're not getting
what I'm telling you.

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Maybe it's the world we live in.

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A person doesn't know
who to believe anymore.

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Like, a lot of people
go around making idle threats.

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I don't. I make good
on my promises.

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If you and your pal
testify, I'll get you.

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Even if I go to jail

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I'll get you no matter
how long it takes.

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Someday you'll be
in a dark place.

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You'll sense someone behind you.

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You'll feel a twinge of pain.

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Things will start getting grey.

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You'll have an out-of-body
experience...

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Permanently.

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Now, do you understand
what I'm saying?

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You'll get me.

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So, Balki and I
testified anyway.

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And Vince was sent to prison.
That's good.

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And now Vince is back
on the street.

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That's bad.

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What should you do?

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A convicted felon who has vowed
to seek revenge upon you

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was paroled today and
you don't know what to do?

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Get the hell
out of town, Larry.

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I've gotta tell Balki.

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Do you know where he is?

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Oh, my God.

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Vince has got Balki.

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Poor little guy.

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He didn't even have a chance.

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I hope he didn't suffer.

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You go and find Balki.

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And I'll stay here and slap her.

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I've gotta find Balki
before Vince does.

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* It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone

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* It's not unusual
to have fun with anyone

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* If you ever want
to be loved by anyone

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* It's not unusual

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* To find that I'm
in love with you

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* Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa *

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Balki Bartokomous...

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I've been looking
forward to this day.

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Me, too.

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So...

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How was prison?

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Well, Joliet was nice
but it was no Leavenworth.

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Well, we got to get you settled.

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I've got everything you
need all laid out for you.

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I've got, uh, a sheepskin,
in case you get cold

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and a brand-new Masters
of the Universe toothbrush

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and the shower cap
is complimentary.

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I can't believe
you're doing this for me.

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Oh, go on with you.

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Well, I know it's been a long
trip down from up the river

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so why don't you
make yourself comfortable

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and we'll be having dinner
in about 30 minutes.

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Balki?

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Balki?

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Hey, Balki.
Hi, cousin.

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Oh, I'm glad you're alive.

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Well, I'm glad to be alive.

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Cousin? Cousin. Cousin.

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If you just...

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Cousin, if you just
stand still one second

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I have a surprise for you.

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I have something
important to tell you.

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You can surprise me later.

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But, I want to tell you
my surprise now...

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I found out Vince Lucas
was paroled today.

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All right, help me move
the sofa in front of the door.

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No...
Help me.

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Hey, Appleton.

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How's it going?

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Surprise!

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Larry, I want
to thank you. Oh!

129
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You know, it's not everybody

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who would let an ex-con
move in with them.

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Are you kidding?

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We'll gonna be the envy
of the neighborhood.

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Cousin,

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Cousin Larry is so
excited the cat ate his tongue.

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Okay, we're gonna have
dinner pretty soon.

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Let me see.

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Okay, we know where
we have to go.

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Oh, yeah. Right.
Uh, we'll talk later.

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Well, of course you can.

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What is he doing here?

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More to the point,
what am I doing here?

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We're hiding until I figure out
what Vince is doing here.

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Well, well, I...
I invited him.

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And he accepted.

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Isn't that nice?

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Are you crazy?

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You seem upset.

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Yes, yes, I'm upset!

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There's a killer
in the bathroom.

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Oh, cousin, he's not a killer!

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He, he... He was a thief,
and a loan shark

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and there was
the occasional assault

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with a deadly weapon
but he was not a killer.

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Oh, well, what the heck?
Give him my room.

155
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:08,816
Well, I didn't think it would
be fair without asking first.

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Cousin, on Mypos when a criminal
is released from prison

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he is given to one of the nice
families on the island

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so that he can learn
to be a good person.

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And, and for the family that
gets him, it's a great honor.

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And I don't want to brag, but...

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my family...

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we had two arsonists
stay with us.

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This is America!

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We don't take convicts
into our homes!

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Oh, po, po, cousin.

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Now I understand what
got your dandruff up.

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Let me relieve you of your mind.

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Vince is a changed person.

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He studied photography
in prison.

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00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,203
Photography?

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Yeah, and he's got
a job all lined up.

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And he's going to be
a photographer's assistant

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but the job don't start
for two days.

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And he don't have a place
to stay for those two days.

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How do you know all this?

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00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,617
I've been writing him
ever since he went to jail.

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Haven't you?

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No.

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00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,564
No. Is that part
of this Mypos thing, too?

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You can't just send a person
to jail and forget about him.

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Cousin, believe me,
Vince is not here to kill us.

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He just wants a new
fleece on life

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and we have to help him.

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00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,278
You really trust this guy?

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00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,814
Illicitly.

186
00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,983
Well...

187
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it's just a couple of days.

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I guess can go without
sleep that long.

189
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,556
Cousin, please, believe me.

190
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,692
Nothing is going to happen.

191
00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,427
After all, if we
both ended up dead

192
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,096
I'd have to live with it
the rest of my life.

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00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,352
Cousin, where do you want
to go to for lunch today?

194
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,654
Well, why don't we
go to McMahon's?

195
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,190
Okay. Vince will
be here any minute.

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00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,360
Vince?

197
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,427
Yeah, Vince.

198
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,898
Our VIP.
Very important prisoner.

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00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,836
Whoa. Wait a minute.

200
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,405
What am I thinking?
I can't go to lunch today.

201
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,040
Why not?

202
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:53,713
Why not?

203
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,816
Well, how come
you eat breakfast?

204
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,350
Whoa, because the actual holiday

205
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,487
doesn't kick in
until after... Noon.

206
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,055
And, uh, oh, darn it.

207
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,656
It's five minutes after.

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00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,758
Maybe next time.

209
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,726
Wait a minute.

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00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:10,330
Cousin, I can read you
like a scroll.

211
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,501
You're not fasting.

212
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,103
You're avoiding Vince.

213
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,105
You still don't trust him.

214
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,507
Cousin, the way you're acting,

215
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:25,712
I wouldn't be surprised

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00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:30,383
Balki, it's hard to trust a man
who might kill me in my sleep.

217
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,552
But, cousin,
you're not even trying.

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00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,156
I don't think you really believe
Vince is a changed man.

219
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,058
Bingo.

220
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,361
Don't change the subject.

221
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,535
Well, he threatened me,
too, but I trust him.

222
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,240
How do you do that?
Cousin, it's easy.

223
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:56,877
You, you just, you know,
trust him a little bit

224
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,112
and then you trust him
a little bit more

225
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,548
and then you trust him
a lot more.

226
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,317
You can start small.

227
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,953
Loan him your car.

228
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,025
Hi, guys.
Boy, life is good.

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00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,093
You know, they let me
in the building

230
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,361
without a strip-search.

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00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,265
BALKI: Hi, Vince.

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00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,800
I could kill
for a chili dog, right now.

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00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,070
Cousin

234
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,272
Yeah. Sure.

235
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,740
Why not?
I tell you what, Vince.

236
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,278
Why don't you drive?

237
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,679
Oh, thanks.

238
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,015
It'll be good to drive again.

239
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,783
Hey, you guys ever
see the car chase

240
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,051
in The French Connection?

241
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,900
Ah, uh-uh, no trouble,
Mr. Denagree.

242
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,335
I'm still starting
work tomorrow.

243
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,808
I just need some
photography advice.

244
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,244
I want to take a picture
of the guys I'm staying with.

245
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,979
You know, frame it,
then give it to 'em

246
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,248
as a gift for being
so nice to me.

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00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,783
VINCE: But I want it
to be a surprise.

248
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,987
But the problem is every time
I try to get a shot off

249
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,989
this one guy Larry
is watching me.

250
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:22,529
Well, I... Well, I thought
about shooting them
in their sleep, but...

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00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,935
VINCE: I really wanted
their eyes to be open.

252
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,305
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're probably right.

253
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,174
It, uh, won't be
much of a surprise

254
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,276
but at least it will
get the job done.

255
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,013
I'll just sit them down
tomorrow morning

256
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,514
and shoot them both.

257
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,652
Thanks, boss.
I'll see you later.

258
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,202
Balki. Balki, wake up.

259
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,339
Vince is going to kill us.

260
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,376
Now, cousin,
you had a bad dream.

261
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,477
Go back to bed.

262
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,249
Balki, I'm serious.

263
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,519
Vince is going to shoot us
first thing tomorrow morning.

264
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,091
He told me himself
he's not a morning person.

265
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,626
Balki.

266
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,495
Balki.

267
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,563
Balki!

268
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,435
I'm not making this up.

269
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,438
I really do,
but it's not working!

270
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,508
I just heard Vince on the phone
planning our murders.

271
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,644
Cousin, are you sure?

272
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,513
This never happened on Mypos.

273
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,420
Of course, we couldn't barbecue
when they were there.

274
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,557
Balki.

275
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm sure the criminals on Mypos

276
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,662
are a darn fine
bunch of people.

277
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,931
Unfortunately, Vince is a lemon.

278
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,067
No. I think he's a Pisces.

279
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,105
I mean, he hasn't reformed.

280
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,975
Lots of killers are nice.

281
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,744
Lizzie Borden
was homecoming queen.

282
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,680
Oh, hi, guys.

283
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,649
Vince, you're up.

284
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,717
Yeah, been up for a while,
I couldn't sleep.

285
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487
I had a nightmare.

286
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,157
The same one I've had
ever since I went to prison.

287
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,526
Well, we all have bad dreams.

288
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,529
Why don't we turn in
and think happy thoughts?

289
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:42,035
You know, it's a funny thing.

290
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,903
Get out of the city!

291
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,773
We were in your dream?

292
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,742
It's just the three of us
in this room with no doors.

293
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,448
except I don't have
the straitjacket on.

294
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,690
Did you ever have the dream
where you couldn't run?

295
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,429
Well, the dream always
happens the same way.

296
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,299
Uh, I talk real nice to you

297
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,234
tell you a few jokes.

298
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,937
Then, when we're laughing
and having fun

299
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,639
I grab you!

300
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,174
Then with my bare hands

301
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,743
I squeeze your necks
tighter and tighter

302
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,579
feeling the bones
crack under my thumbs

303
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,150
feeling the life drain from
your pathetic little bodies.

304
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,324
Oh, sorry, uh...

305
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,761
Did you ever have a nightmare
that was so real

306
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,197
that you felt that
you were living it?

307
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,176
Well...

308
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,182
Well...

309
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,458
Well...

310
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,532
It's been fun
reminiscing like this.

311
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,003
But I think I'll turn in.

312
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,605
Before you go, Larry,

313
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,040
I got something I was gonna
wait until the morning to do

314
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,009
but since we're all up,

315
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,478
I might as well do it now.

316
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:33,846
I'll be right back.

317
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,351
We'll be right here.

318
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,200
What's going on?
Going on?

319
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,467
Nothing's going on,
is there, Balki?

320
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,836
No, no. Nothing's going on.

321
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,970
We were just...

322
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,406
measuring ourselves.

323
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,217
What you got there, Vince?

324
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:13,653
You'll see.

325
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,721
Stand over there.

326
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,744
Now's our chance. Grab him!

327
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,386
I've been hit.

328
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,224
Getting shot isn't
as bad as I thought.

329
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,297
Your mind shuts down.

330
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:05,004
Cousin, Vince
don't have a gun gun.

331
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,340
Vince has a flash gun.

332
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,175
Just like yours.

333
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,443
Look.

334
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:13,980
Very nice.

335
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,918
Well, why would I have a gun?

336
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,421
Well, Cousin Larry thought

337
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,290
that he heard you on the phone

338
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,358
telling someone
you were going to shoot us.

339
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,829
I was talking to the guy
I'm gonna to work for.

340
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,231
I wanted to shoot
a picture of you.

341
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,334
You know, frame it
and give it to you

342
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,968
as a way of paying you back

343
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,004
for all the things you've...
You've done for me.

344
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,640
Oh.

345
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,945
Oh, no.

346
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,450
Oh, Vince, I...
I feel awful.

347
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,752
I am so sorry.

348
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,624
I don't know what to say.

349
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,059
You guys thought
I was going to shoot you?

350
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,494
Balki didn't.

351
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,862
He... He had faith in you.

352
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,764
He trusted you
right from the beginning.

353
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,999
This is all my fault.

354
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,805
God, Vince, can you,
can you ever forgive me?

355
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,610
You thought I was gonna
shoot you with a gun?

356
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,278
Yes.

357
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,948
This is great!

358
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,350
A gun! I love it!

359
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,953
You know, I haven't laughed

360
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,855
this much since
the Newhart show.

361
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,924
Not the new one,
the old one with
Suzanne Pleshette.

362
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,927
This is great.

363
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,400
You know...

364
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,135
I might actually
be able to sleep now.

365
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:52,745
VINCE: Goodnight, guys.

366
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,248
Booga booga!

367
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,818
You guys kill me!

368
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,568
Balki, guess what came
in the mail today.

369
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,670
Vince sent us
the picture he took of us.

370
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:21,508
Oh, cousin, isn't that nice!
Yeah.

371
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,377
Just goes to show you
what a little trust can do.

372
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,846
Okay, I admit

373
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,148
I was a little
skeptical at first

374
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,585
but from now on Larry Appleton
will go out of his way,

375
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,554
will bend over backwards,

376
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,956
will walk that extra mile
to help his fellow man

377
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,091
back on the straight
and narrow path.

378
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,093
Oh, cousin. That's nice.

379
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,095
I think Willie will be
happy to hear that.

380
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,200
Willie

381
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,836
Oh, Willie the Weasel.

382
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,071
He and Vince were
roommates in prison.

383
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:55,074
And so, I invited him to come
and stay here when he gets out.

384
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,909
Balki...

385
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,111
You know, the thing is
I'm not sure when he's coming.

386
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,915
Because he said after
he goes over the wall

387
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:07,754
then he has to lay low
until the heat dies down.

388
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,923
So I guess that means
we'll see him...

389
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,092
Early fall?