* Sometimes the world looks perfect
* Nothing to rearrange
* Sometimes you just get a feeling
* Like you need some kinda change
* No matter what the odds are this time
* Nothing's gonna stand in my way
* This flame in my heart
* Like a long lost friend
* Gives every dark street a light at the end
* Standing tall
* On the wings of my dream
* Rise and fall
* On the wings of my dream
* The rain and thunder
* The wind and haze
* I'm bound for better days
* It's my life and my dream
* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
Balki, I have to tell you, I was a little bit worried
about eating a complete Myposian dinner, but this was delicious.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Well, a Myposian dinner calls for a Myposian dessert.
And I've made you the dessert of kings.
Bibbi Babkas.
What you are about to have is the Myposian national dessert treat.
Oh, thank you.
Legend has it that the first Bibbi Babkas
were made by Ferdinand Mypos
Festification indeed.
Well, go ahead. I, I hope you like them.
Mmm.
ALL: Mmm.
Does this mean you like them or do we have gas?
Balki,
this cream filling is incredible.
And these not only taste good, they, they make me feel good.
Like, listening to music.
Like looking at great art. I feel...
I feel taller.
Balki your Bibbi Babkas are so good
I think you could sell them.
Get out of the city.
I wouldn't feel right taking your money.
No, Balki,
I don't mean sell them to us.
I mean, sell them to other people.
It could be a nice little business venture.
You could make a couple of extra bucks
and get a lesson in free enterprise.
You mean I could meet Captain Kirk and Scotty?
I'll have full power for you in an hour, Captain,
but I need more Di-lithium crystals.
No, no, no...
No, Balki.
That's the Starship Enterprise.
Free enterprise is the American way of doing business.
I tell you what. You whip up a batch of Bibbi Babkas
and tomorrow I'll take them to restaurants
and see if anybody is interested.
This took me all morning
and I'm the best Bibbi Babka baker on Mypos.
Believe me, baking Bibbi Babkas is a back-breaking business.
I understand, Balki.
You were doing it alone.
There are four of us.
We'll... We'll all do it together.
It'll be like a party.
Yeah, what do you say, Balki?
Well, I... I guess we could bake up a batch of Bibbi Babkas
and see if anybody bites.
Beautiful.
Ready for the next batch?
Can we sing the Bibbi Babka song again?
Well, of course we can, don't be ridiculous.
You can't bake a batch of Bibbi Babkas
without belting the Bibbi Babka Ditty.
Ready?
* When you rolling out the dough
* Just make sure you roll it slow
* If you make the dough too quick
* Bibbi Babka make you sick
BOTH: * When you pour the filling in
* Just make sure you wear a grin
* When you smile on what you bake
* Bibbi Babka turn out swell *
You'll never guess where I've been.
Don't guess.
I went to the Hyatt Regency Hotel
and gave a couple of the Bibbi Babkas
He loved them and he wants some for Monday
Oh, Cousin, that's wonderful.
We just made three dozen. How many do he want?
He wants 2,000.
Let me get this straight.
Today is Saturday.
And this chef wants us to make 2,000 Bibbi Babkas by Monday?
Right.
Do you know how many dozen 2,000 are?
A 166 and two-thirds dozen.
My father was a carpenter.
Cousin, you're just going to have to call this chef
and tell him to make a new plan, Stan.
I can't believe my ears.
Oh, they're okay, they just stick out a little bit.
Pull the hair, let me see how it is in the back.
We have a golden opportunity.
We have a chance to live the American dream.
To control our own destinies.
We'll start the first Bibbi Babka company in America!
Larry, aren't you getting a little carried away.
You bet.
But that's the kind of guy I am.
I like to take chances.
Roll the dice, gamble on the future.
Uh, who are we talking about here?
You? You don't like to roll the dice.
You don't like to gamble on the future.
You take 10 minutes to change lanes.
Well, this is different.
This is the brass ring. This is the whole enchilada.
The four of us could own our own company.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
Balki?
No, too much pressure.
LARRY: Balki. What?
This is your chance to make Mypos famous.
To put Mypos on the culinary map.
by Monday is impossible.
Balki, God made the world in six days.
Balki, trust me, we can do it.
Cousin, Cousin, before you run off half crocked,
I got to tell you that
you can't bake Bibbi Babkas unless you bake them
the traditional Myposian way, otherwise you run...
Well, of course we'll bake them the traditional Myposian way.
After all, that's the fun part. Now, what do you say?
Hmm
Dit tit it tit it tii... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
* Tit it tit it tii Ti ti ti tit it tit ti
* Tit iti titi titi
* Ti ti ti tit iti ti
* Ti titi tit ti
* Di ti ti titi ti
* Ti ti titi tii Ti ti titii *
* When you
ALL: * Rolling out the dough
* Just make sure you roll it slow
* If you make the dough too quick
* Bibbi Babka make you sick *
Good news, everybody.
We've only been working for 24 hours straight
and we've already reached the half-way mark.
One thousand Bibbi Babkas.
BOTH: Yay.
That's the spirit.
right through to the end.
Don't bump me. I didn't bump you.
You've been bumping me for 16 hours.
It's just like flying with Shriners.
Oh, so, now you're making fun of my hat.
I'm not making fun of your hat.
Well, maybe, if you'd stop hogging the flour I wouldn't have to bump you.
Okay, that's it. BALKI: Ladies.
Ladies, ladies, ladies...
Please, what are you doing?
Arguing in front of the Bibbi Babkas.
They can't hear ugly sounds like arguing and fighting.
They've got to hear beautiful sounds.
Sounds of love, and gentleness, and kindness.
Love, right, okay, look.
We are falling behind.
Larry, why don't you put your clip board down and get your hands white?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Somebody's got to supervise.
Look, I'm irritable,
tired and I just want to go to sleep.
Listen, girls why don't you take a little break?
They can't take a break.
Well, then, we won't take a break.
I quit!
And that goes double for me.
Yeah, but, but, girls, wait...
Goodnight, Balki.
We only have a 1,000 more to go.
We need you.
Who needs them?
We do, Cousin.
We're up to our buttocks in unbaked Bibbi Babkas.
If they don't help us, we never finish in time.
Did I hear Balki Bartokomous say "never?"
Well, uh, listen, Cousin, uh,
there's no way I can bake 1,000 Bibbi Babkas by myself.
It's as simple as that.
Well, then I'll help you.
You will?
has to loosen its tie and join hands with the workers.
Well, on behalf of all of us,
I bid you welcome.
Ready?
* When you rolling out the dough
* Just make sure you roll it slow
* If you make the dough too quick
* Bibbi Babka make you sick
* When you pour the filling in
* Just make sure you wear a grin
* When you smile on what you bake
* Bibbi Babka turn out swell *
Hey, Cousin, see.
One down and only 999 to go.
Okay. Ho, ho, ho, ho, hold on.
We're gonna have to lose the Bibbi Babka Ditty.
We can't bump the Bibbi Babka Ditty.
It's part and parcel of the point by point process of baking Bibbi Babkas.
process of baking Bibbi Babkas, Balki, buddy, but,
we gotta cut some corners.
We're talking mass-production here.
Don't bring religion into this.
You can't bake Bibbi Babkas without belting the Bibbi Babka Ditty.
If you drop the damn ditty, you're doomed.
Okay. Okay, fine.
We'll keep the Bibbi Babka Ditty
but we gotta pick up the pace, Balki.
All right.
I can bop with the beat a bit more briskly, boobie.
Five, six, seven, eight.
* When you rolling out the dough
* If you make the dough too quick
* Bibbi Babka make you sick
* When you pour the filling in
* Just make sure you wear a grin
* When you smile on what you bake
* Bibbi Babka turn out swell *
Five, six, seven, eight.
* When you rolling out the dough
* Just make sure you roll it slow
* If you make the dough too quick
* Bibbi Babka make you sick
* When you pour the filling in
* Just make sure you wear a grin
* When you smile on what you bake
* Bibbi Babka turn out swell *
Five, six, seven, eight.
* Bup bup bup-pa
* When you pour the filling in
* Rup bup bup-pa
Rup bup bup-pa *
Please...
Stop!
Cousin!
You are a man repossessed.
And loving it.
* Rup bup bup bup-pa
* Rup bup bup bup-pa *
Cousin, it's too fast.
And besides, shouldn't I be leading?
Balki, do you want to make Mypos famous or not?
Oh, give me a line of credit.
You, you don't care about making Mypos famous, puh!
Puh!
I'm not.
I quit.
Okay. Fine. Quit.
I'll make all the Bibbi Babkas myself.
Ha! I beg your pardon?
What did I just say?
"Ha!"
You got that right.
I'm the only one that knows how to make
Bibbi Babkas with the special cream filling.
Oh, what's the big deal?
Oh, is that so?
I tell you what, Balki
if you can't take the heat
get outta my kitchen.
All right.
Fine.
You've made your cake. Now, lie in it.
* Rup bup bup bup-pa
* Rup bup bup bup-pa *
Two thousand Bibbi Babkas, buddy.
You know,
I think I'm gonna hear it.
Balki, Balki, Balki...
But you see to make it in business today,
you've gotta be willing to sacrifice, persevere,
and yes, compromise a little.
What was that?
I think that was one of your compromises.
It's coming from the boxes.
Don't open this box.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about this box.
Balki, take your hand off this box.
All right.
If that what you really want.
That's what I really want. Okay?
The...
The Bibbi Babka exploded.
In my face.
Well, yes, it did.
And do you know why?
Because if you don't make the Bibbi Babkas
the traditional Myposian way
the Bibbi in the Babka goes boom.
The Bibbi in the Babka goes boom?
Basically.
The chef at the hotel was pretty upset.
You know French is a colorful language.
I don't speak a word of it and yet I understood everything he said.
Balki, I had it all planned.
I know, Cousin.
I had a schedule.
Oh, I know, Cousin.
I thought this was how you started a business.
Could I talk now?
Where did I go wrong?
I guess not.
I'm sorry. What were you going to say?
There are somethings that just can't be rushed.
Like, antiques, red woods,
a really good episode of Moonlighting.
Any episode of Moonlighting.
I guess you're right.
You think Jennifer and Mary Anne will still like me?
Ha, of course, and of course they will.
Maybe after they rest for a week
and if you send them some flowers
they might even speak to you again.
I could them a few complimentary Bibbi Babkas.
A few of them didn't explode.
Flowers. Better.