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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes
you just get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kinda change

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* No matter what the odds
are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* There's flame in my heart
like a long friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Okay, Cousin Billy,
nice talking to you.

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Uh, I tell Cousin Larry,
you're coming.

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He's going to be
so happy to
see his brother.

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Yeah. Huh?

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Oh. Ciao to you, too, guy.

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Lydia, you'll never
guess who just called.

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Larry's brother Billy?

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Get out of the city!

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You read my mind.

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You must have PMS.

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Thanks, Harriette.
Uh-huh.

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Cousin, the most
wonderful news.

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Your brother
Billy called.

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Billy
My brother Billy called?

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Uh, Cousin Billy
just called

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and he said that tomorrow
he's jetting in from Paris.

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And that, uh,
he'll only be in town
for a couple of hours,

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but he was hoping that
we could do lunch.

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And I've never done
lunch before, so,

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I... He made it sound
so easy, I said, "Yes."

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Let's savor this moment.

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Well, I gotta go.

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That's the same look
my husband gets
when I tell him

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my mother's
comin' to dinner.

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Let me guess,
your brother's
a deadbeat, right?

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He only shows up
to borrow money?

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Worse.
Billy's successful.

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He owns his own company.
Jets around the world.

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Has a villa
in Monte Carlo.

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He's Mr. Perfect.

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And he never
lets me forget it.

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Oh, what's
the big deal, Larry?

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You go to lunch,
you listen to him brag,

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stick him
with the check.

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Well, he might
expect me to pay.

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See, I got tired
of Billy's bragging

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so I did a little
bragging of my own.

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About what?

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Well, about
a lot of things.

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So you exaggerated
a little bit.

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Well, the most
recent thing
I told him was that

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I'm City Editor
of The Chronicle.

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"Oh, what
a tangled web we weave."

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I think when
Billy gets here,
he'll figure out

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you are not
the City Editor.

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he's gonna torture me
for the rest of my life.

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Well, "What goes
around comes around."

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Well, it hasn't
come around yet.

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I mean, I've fooled him
for two years

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surely I can fool him
for two hours.

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I'll get Balki
to back me up.

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and by the time Billy
gets back
on that Boeing,

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he'll believe
I'm Ben Bradley.

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You're babbling, baby.

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Balki's not gonna
go along with this.

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He is the most,
honest person
in the world.

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What's so funny?

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He really got me good
playing Appleton Snow Job.

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Appleton Snow Job?
Yeah.

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What that?

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Oh, that's a game
we play in my family.

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You make up
the biggest story
you can think of

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and you try to make
your brother believe it.

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Oh!

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Billy and I are
gonna have such fun!

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Oh, right.

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Cousin, do you suppose
that I could play, too?

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Oh, Balki,
I don't know. It's...

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It's hard to play
with more than two players.

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Oh, please? I want
to play Appleton
Snow Job.

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I don't think so...

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No.
I wanna play...

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Oh...

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What the heck? You're in.
Okay.

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Cousin, I'm going
to play Appleton Snow Job.

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How do we play?

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First, we have
to make up a story.

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Ooh! I know.

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No.

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Ooh! I know.

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What if I tell him
I run the advertising
department?

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No.

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I've got it.

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I'll tell Billy
I'm City Editor
of The Chronicle.

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No. Little over the top.

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Balki, Balki.
Very original, though.

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City Editor
is worth 50 points.

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It is?

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Wow!

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You really are good
at this game.

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When it comes to
Snow Job,

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I'm better
than you know.

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But how're we
gonna pull this off?

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Ooh!

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I mean, Billy's coming
to the paper for lunch

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right from the airport
and we can't exactly ask
Mr. Burns to leave his office?

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everyday at exactly
one o'clock.

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By golly! You're right.
I hadn't thought of that.

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What would convince Billy
I'm City Editor?

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What if I brought in
a few personal things

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just to make the office
look like mine?

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Oh, look!

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This stuff
would be perfect.

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Wow!

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You are one
Snow Job master.

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Come on, Balki,
Billy's on his way up.

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Balki, get
the picture on the wall.

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Not that picture!

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Cousin, wouldn't it,
wouldn't it
have been easier

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to just let Mr. Burns
in on the game?

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Psst. He's comin'
down the hall.

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Well stall him a minute.
Okay.

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Wait a minute.

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I thought you said
you couldn't
play with four.

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But she's not playing.
She's an alternate.

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Mr. Appleton
to see you,
Mr. Appleton.

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Billy!

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Larry!

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I hope you got
the brains.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm.

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Hey, you look good.

139
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,743
Put on a little weight.

140
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,745
Well, success will do that.

141
00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,050
You must be Balki.

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Cousin Billy!
Oh!

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00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,221
I'm so glad to meet you.

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00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,690
You know,
if there's anything
at all that you need.

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Socks, deodorant,
toenail clipper,

146
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don't hesitate
to say the word.

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Because, any brother
of Cousin Larry's

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is a cousin of mine.

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Okay.

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So, uh,
come on in,
sit down.

151
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,240
So, uh, Billy...

152
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What do you
think of my office?

153
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You think this is big,

154
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It's as big as a basement.

155
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You have two offices?

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BALKI: Pretty well?

157
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,031
Pretty well?

158
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They treat this man
as if he were Prince Valium.

159
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,606
After all, he's the youngest
publisher in Chicago.

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00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,608
Balki...

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00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,844
I thought
you were City Editor?

162
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,846
Well, I am, but...

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00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,948
Oh, cousin,
I didn't tell you,

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00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,550
while you were
having breakfast
with Ted Koppel.

165
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,086
You got a promotion.

166
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,056
But I haven't
accepted yet.

167
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,093
Wow. Who is this?

168
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,228
Don't tell me
this is the lady
in your life.

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00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,330
Lady in his life?

170
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,766
Lady in his life?

171
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,370
Ha!

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00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,740
What was the question?

173
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,942
Who is this?
Oh, that's Jennifer.

174
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:44,712
She just happens
to be Cousin
Larry's fiance

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00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,047
and a former
Miss Costa Rica.

176
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,823
Uh, listen, uh,
we're gonna be late.

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00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,825
Uh, my car's
in the shop,

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00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,326
so we're gonna
have to take a cab.

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00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,562
Okay.
Oh, Cousin.

180
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:16,676
Helicopter?

181
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,122
Cousin,
what a great game!

182
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,558
You know, you should
really call Parker brothers

183
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,494
and ask them if
they wanna make a
home version of Appletons.

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00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,930
No joke.
Balki...

185
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,966
Did you see
Cousin Billy's face

186
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,934
when I told him
that NASA wants you

187
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,236
to be the first
journalist
on the moon?

188
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,407
Balki...
Cousin, question.

189
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,944
If Cousin Billy
is on his way
to the airport,

190
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,546
uh, when are we going
to tell him
that we fooled him

191
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:57,217
so that we can all
have the laugh riot
of our lives?

192
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,723
Balki,

193
00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,559
I've gotta tell you
the truth.

194
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,828
What?

195
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,834
I made it all up.

196
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,003
Oh!

197
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,407
Come on, you crazy,
son of a goat, you.

198
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,043
It's got
to be a game.

199
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,812
Otherwise, what is it?

200
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,280
It's just a big
pack of lies.

201
00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,353
Well, I wouldn't call it
a big pack of lies.

202
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,093
You lied to me.

203
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,864
You lied
to Cousin Billy.

204
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,902
You made me lie
to Cousin Billy.

205
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,906
Have I left
anything out?

206
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,209
Balki, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have
dragged you into this.

207
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,979
It's just, I couldn't
let Billy know

208
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,747
I'm not
as successful
as he is.

209
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,650
Well, Cousin,
you just got to tell
Cousin Billy the truth.

210
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,918
And I will.
You will?

211
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:05,986
I will.
You will?

212
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,320
I will.
When?

213
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,589
The very next time
I see him.

214
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,458
Well, I should
hope so.

215
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,793
Unfortunately,
that could be
two or three years.

216
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,629
Until then, I'll just
have to bear
the burden of my guilt.

217
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,833
Appleton.

218
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,134
What?

219
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,673
Wait. Yeah, sure!

220
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,208
Yeah.

221
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:29,442
Bye-bye.

222
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,914
Who was that?
Billy.

223
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,250
His flight got canceled,
he's gonna spend
the night with us.

224
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,525
Lucky break, huh?

225
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,270
Well...

226
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,206
Did you?

227
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,742
Did you tell
Cousin Billy the truth?

228
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:07,280
I told Billy everything
he needs to know,
and more.

229
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,482
Oh, Cousin. Ah!

230
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,920
I'm so proud of you.

231
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,422
Don't you feel good?
Never felt better.

232
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,657
In fact, uh,
Billy and I are gonna
go out to dinner,

233
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,993
you know, to tell
some more truth.

234
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,197
So, why don't you
go over to Jennifer
and Mary Anne's?

235
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,266
I think they have
some fresh popcorn.

236
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,501
Larry, does Balki
have a lint brush?

237
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,337
Oh, hi, Balki.
Hi, Cousin Billy.

238
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,372
This is a nice
little place
you have here.

239
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,342
Do you have a lint brush?
Uh, yes, in my lint drawer.

240
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,845
Oh, all right,
I didn't know.

241
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:42,015
I should've
looked there first.

242
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,584
you puttin' us up,
while Larry's gettin' his
townhouse remodeled.

243
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,053
Thanks.

244
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,667
Well, you big,
fat liar.

245
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,007
You didn't tell him
the truth.

246
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:10,077
You let me walk around
the block in the cold,

247
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,346
freezing my buttocks off
for an hour

248
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:17,550
so that you could
tell him about
your alleged townhouse?

249
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,457
If Jiminy Cricket
were here,
he'd puke in his hat.

250
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,300
Balki,
try to understand.

251
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:37,004
For the first time,
Billy is treating me
with respect.

252
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,978
You can't.
Why not?

253
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This is between
two brothers

254
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:50,083
and lies between brothers
are sacred.

255
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,586
Cousin, would you
listen to yourself?

256
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,789
Why are you
so afraid to tell
Cousin Billy the truth?

257
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,425
He's just like you.

258
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,028
He puts his pants on
one leg at a time.

259
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,998
Just that he does it
so much more effectively.

260
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,501
Well, I hope
I'm not overdressed.

261
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,708
Oh, darn!
I left my tuxedo
at the townhouse.

262
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,546
But, uh, no problem,
we'll just go someplace
that's tuxedo optional.

263
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,048
Bye, Balki.

264
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,949
Wait, wait, wait,
Cousin, Cousin, Cousin.

265
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,451
What's the hurry? Listen.

266
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,686
You don't want to eat
on an empty stomach.

267
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,221
Come and sit down.

268
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,057
Let's have
a nice little talk.

269
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:34,561
You know, on Mypos,
we have a ritual.

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00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:37,197
When two brothers
have not seen each other
for a long time,

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they have to sit and listen
to the story of
The Brothers of Zockibodbud.

272
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Long, long ago,

273
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,974
on an island
far, far away,

274
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there lived
the brothers,
Zockibodbud.

275
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Mookey and Glinkey.

276
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,784
And when they
were little boys
they loved each other.

277
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,586
And then,
they grew up.

278
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,689
And, uh, Mookey
had everything

279
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,990
that a man could want.

280
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:07,026
He had a fine farm,

281
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,462
and wonderful family,

282
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,166
and friends
that were super.

283
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:20,540
But, Mookey was sulky,
because his brother Glinkey
had a bigger farm.

284
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,942
And a more
wonderful family.

285
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:27,414
And friends that were
just a little more super.

286
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,816
Well, that story
made me hungry.

287
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,618
Let's go eat.
Okay.

288
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:35,222
Envy ate at
Mookey's heart.

289
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:40,160
It gnawed and burrowed
like an acid in a rose bud.

290
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,497
Mookey decided that
he would try to appear

291
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,767
to be better than
Glinkey by lying.

292
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:52,939
If Glinkey had a ram,
Mookey say that
he had two rams.

293
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,275
If Glinkey had
a fine horse,

294
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,777
Mookey said
he had a BMW.

295
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,116
This went on for years.

296
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,018
And Mookey
piled lie upon lie,

297
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:10,223
and the ditch
between them grew
wider and wider.

298
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,127
One day,
Mookey looked up,

299
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,332
and he was
old and, lonely.

300
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:26,072
and, he realized,
that what he wanted
most in the world

301
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,840
was a brother to love.

302
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,713
And he told to himself,

303
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,682
I will tell
Glinkey the truth

304
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,485
and then we can love
each other again.

305
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,088
So he began
the long journey
to Glinkey's house.

306
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,391
And it was difficult
for an old man,

307
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,025
but he didn't
know this

308
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:50,730
because the thought
of holding Glinkey
in his arms again

309
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,132
carried him forward.

310
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,302
When he got
to Glinkey's house,

311
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,538
it was too late.

312
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,611
And Mookey realized
that a man

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00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,281
who lives with lies
lives alone.

314
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,687
Billy...

315
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,890
I can't take it anymore!

316
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,264
I don't wanna
end up like Mookey.

317
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,970
Billy?
It's lies.

318
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,005
It's all lies.
I don't own a company.

319
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:36,709
I don't even have a jet.
It's a rented tuxedo.

320
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,077
Cufflinks are mine.

321
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,713
Very nice.
Understated, but...

322
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,084
But all the fancy
addresses?

323
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:48,388
Monte Carlo?
Rio

324
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,495
I get deals.

325
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:02,869
You... You mean
you've lied to me
all these years?

326
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,374
I know
it was wrong.
I'm sorry.

327
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,477
Oh, don't feel bad,
Cousin Billy.

328
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,446
Please.

329
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:24,491
I think Cousin Larry
has something
to say to you.

330
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,994
Don't you, Cousin Larry?

331
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,530
Yes, uh,
of course I do.

332
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,532
Billy...

333
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,602
Billy,

334
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,238
I forgive you.

335
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,848
Thank you.

336
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,283
Thank you.

337
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,057
Cousin,

338
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,661
don't you have
a little bit more
you want to say?

339
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,599
Billy, look,

340
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,537
there's nothing
to forgive
or be ashamed of.

341
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:14,006
I've been doing
the same thing.

342
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:24,684
No, no, I mean,
I've lied.

343
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,086
I'm not the City Editor
at the paper.

344
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,155
I don't own a townhouse.

345
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,358
Jennifer and I
aren't engaged.

346
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,959
But she does like me.

347
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,365
Larry, why would
you lie to me?

348
00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,833
Are you kidding?

349
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,403
All my life I've had
to live up to you.

350
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,338
Billy, the great athlete.

351
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,306
Billy, the most
popular guy at school.

352
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,908
I got tired of Mom
and Dad always saying,

353
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,143
"Why can't you be more like
your brother Billy?"

354
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,212
Well, how do you think
I liked it when
they kept saying,

355
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,914
"Why can't you
be more like
your brother Larry?

356
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,383
"Look how good
his grades are.

357
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,150
"Look how neat
he keeps his room.

358
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,986
Look how well
he irons."

359
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:12,231
Gosh.

360
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,034
when we should've
been resenting
Mom and Dad.

361
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,477
Look, Larry,
let's just start
all over again, all right?

362
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,879
Let's stop
all this lying

363
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,816
and be good brothers.

364
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,385
I'd like that.

365
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,487
Me too.

366
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,021
That was beautiful.

367
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,926
You know, I think someday

368
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,962
you both are going
to look back on this

369
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:19,832
and realize that this
was the moment

370
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,068
you really
became brothers.

371
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,472
That this
was the moment

372
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:29,075
you really stepped
in something good.