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[David Pomeranz performing
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now"]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just ♪

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♪ Get a feeling like
you need some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing's going
to stand in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Through the rain and thunder ♪

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♪ The wind and haze ♪

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♪ I'm bound for better days ♪

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♪ It's my life and my dream ♪

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♪ And nothing's gonna
to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[sighs]

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Uh! I can't believe it.

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Took me a year
to finally get own parking space

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and someone else parks in it.

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Harriette, do you know anyone

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who owns a black Porsche
with red pin striping?

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Oh, yeah, that's
Doug Perkins' new car.

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Yeah, well, I'm gonna have
to find this Perkins' guy

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and set him straight.

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Well, you're in luck,
here he comes now.

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Aah, excuse me.

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Are you the owner of the new
Porsche in the parking lot?

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Stop! Right there!

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I'm in your space, right?

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Yeah, you are.

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Hey, I know what
you're thinking.

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But I can explain.

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I've got a new car and your
space is right next to the wall.

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So there's less chance of dings.

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But listen I've got
your best interests at heart.

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So, I'll park in your space,
you can park in mine.

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Well, that sounds fair.

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Super.

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I gotta run.

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Ah, ah, ah, wait.

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Where's your space?

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Well, I don't have one.
But when I get one, it's yours.

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Well, after all,
it is a Porsche.

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You're lucky
you're not parkin' it for him.

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[singing in foreign language]

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Hi, cousin.

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Its a La Bamba kind of day.

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[singing in foreign language]

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Mr. Gorpley tell me that

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I'm gonna find something
extra in my pay envelope today.

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The last time
he said that you found

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his laundry ticket
stapled to your check.

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Bartokomous,
here's your paycheck.

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Take it before
I spend it on gum.

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‐ Ah, Mr. Gorpley‐‐
‐ What?

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Uh...I just have looked

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at my check and I cannot help

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but notice that the amount
is the same as last week.

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And..

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...did somebody
forget something?

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Let me see that.

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I did forget something.
Thanks for reminding me.

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Oh, just doing your job.

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I forgot to tell you that
you're not getting a raise.

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Why not?

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Oh, nothing personal,
Bartokomous.

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No, it is personal.

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You're getting a raise
because you're a foreigner

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you dress funny and I just
didn't feel like it.

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Oh, well, as long as
you had a good reason.

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[instrumental music]

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[upbeat music]

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(Larry)
'You know what I
should have told that Perkins?'

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'I should have told him to
take a powder with his Porsche.'

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Cousin, you know,
you could look at it this way.

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Now everybody will think
you own a Porsche.

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Balki, you're
just as bad as I am.

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You just stood by and let
Gorpley take away your raise.

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People walk all over us.
Look at this.

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I order a cheeseburger
and I get a, get a, get a..

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What is this?

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I believe this
is a Fillet‐O‐Fish.

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I never get what I order.

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And you know why
I never get what I order?

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Because you don't enunciate?

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No! No!

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Because waitresses
intimidate me.

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And this one was only 14.

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Now, cousin, look,
you know what we should do?

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‐ Just let's eat our fish.
‐ Uh.

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Fish is brain food.

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Or is it brain is fish food?

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Balki, how can you be so nice?

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But, cousin, you know,
on Mypos, we have a saying.

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You can never be
too nice or too thin.

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Well, this isn't Mypos.

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Here nice guys finish last.

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[knocking on door]

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‐ Oh, hi, Jennifer.
‐ Hi, Larry.

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Look, I can't make
our date tonight.

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An old high school friend
is in town.

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I hope it's okay.

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Oh, hey, no problem.

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I knew you would
understand. Bye.

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Bye.

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Now, why did I say
it was no problem

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it's a big problem.

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I have tickets to the ballet.

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[sighs]

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[shoes squeaking]

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Well, now, cousin

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I think what you ought
to do is just eat your fish

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and consider the whole thing
water under the Baryshnikov.

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Balki! This is no
laughing matter.

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Let's face it.

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We have trouble being assertive.

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(man on TV)
'Do you have trouble
being assertive?'

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'Do you have trouble getting
what you order in restaurants?'

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'Does your girlfriend
break dates with you?'

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'At the last minute?'

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'When you ask for a raise, does
your boss laugh in your face?'

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'Do people steamroll over you
like you don't even exist?'

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'Well, stop!'

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'If you're tired
of being pushed around'

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'take the Stop seminar
this weekend'

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'and take charge of your life.'

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'For more information, call
555‐STOP and do it today!'

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Wow!

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Talk about truth in advertising.

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Balki, if we had taken a seminar
like that a long time ago

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I'd be parking in my own space
and you'd have your raise.

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Alright, cousin, there's two
things you've got to know

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about the Mypiot right upfront.

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Number one, we all
enjoy a good pomegranate.

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That one don't apply here.

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But the next one does.

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We don't demand
things like raises.

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We believe that if
we sow the seeds of hard work

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and water them
with a cheerful attitude

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then a tree
of blessings will take root

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and grow and then we will reap
the fruit of our labors.

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Which, in most cases, is
the aforementioned pomegranate.

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Terrific.

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This from a country that gave
us the Mediterranean fruit fly.

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You're welcome.

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Well, I'm going
to take that seminar.

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[clicking]

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Hello?

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I want to sign up
for the STOP seminar

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and take charge of my life.

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Yes, I'll hold.

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[instrumental music]

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Balki.

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I'm home.

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How was your STOP seminar?

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Very instructive.

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(Balki)
'Good.'

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Balki, look at me.
What do you see?

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Oh, cousin, I love this game
but you make it too easy.

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You should have tell
me to cover my eyes first.

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Balki, uncover your eyes
and I'll tell you what you see.

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You see a man
who ordered a cheeseburger

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for lunch
and you know what I got?

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A BLT?

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At first.

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But I sent it back
and got a cheeseburger.

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Well, now, cousin,
isn't that nice.

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You got to tell me all
about it all over dinner.

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‐ I'll sit over there‐‐
‐ Stop!

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Okay.

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See, Balki, that's
what I learnt today.

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When someone tries
to make you do something

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you don't want to do,
you just tell them 'Stop.'

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In this case, I'm not hungry.

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But, cousin, why you didn't tell
me in the first place, I‐‐

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Stop!

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Are you telling
me what to tell you?

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Eh, I'm not sure what
I'm telling you to tell me

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but if you tell me what it is
you want me to stop telling you

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I'll stop telling it to you.

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Alright, Balki. It's okay.

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I'm just trying
out the new Larry Appleton.

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A man who's had it up to here
with having it up to here.

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[knocking on door]

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I'll get it.

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But only because I choose to.

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Come in.

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‐ Hi, Larry.
‐ Jennifer.

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Listen, about Monday night,
I can't make it.

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‐ My supervisor called‐‐
‐ Stop!

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What?

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Jennifer, I don't wanna
hear about it.

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I asked you out, you said
yes, so, get on the horn

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to your supervisor, tell
him, you're not going anywhere

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except out with me.

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Do it now.

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Well, okay.

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Balki, you are looking

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at a lean, mean,
assertive machine.

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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Cousin, don't you think
Jennifer will be mad at you?

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No, no.

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Balki,
that's what they teach you

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at STOP training.

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People, especially women..

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...like it
when you talk to them like that.

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‐ They do?
‐ Yes.

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We‐well,
they don't like it at first

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but pretty soon they learn

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that you're doing them a favor.

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You think
you're doing her a favor

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by talking down to her
like you talk down to me?

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Exactly.

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You see, Balki, at STOP

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we learn that bending people

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to your will..

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...is the most
unselfish thing you can do.

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Cousin, I believe
in being nice to others.

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Well, of course you do,
and I do too.

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But before you can be
nice to other people

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you have to be nice to yourself.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yes.

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Balki, how do you feel

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when you see other people
get what they want?

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‐ I feel happy.
‐ Right.

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And other people will be happy

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when they see you
get what you want.

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‐ Really?
‐ Yes.

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So if you want
other people to be happy

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you have to take what you want.

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Even if it doesn't
make them happy

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while you are taking it.

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‐ Let me get this straight.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

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I can make others happy

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by taking what I want

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even if it makes them unhappy
while I'm taking it

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because they don't realize
how happy they're going to be

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after I have gotten it.

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Ooh, you're good.

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‐ You are a STOP natural.
‐ I..

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‐ You are, I mean it.
‐ No.

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I mean it.
Yes, yes, you are.

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Balki, I am going to teach you

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how to get your raise.

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This is your raise.

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Cousin, this is a cantaloupe.

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Now cantaloupes are nice..

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...but I was hoping for money.

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Balki, this cantaloupe

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00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,907
represents your raise.

257
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:01,975
Alright, here, stand over here.

258
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,910
Stand over here. Uh‐huh.

259
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,145
Now..

260
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:09,449
...all you have to do
to get your raise

261
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,918
is to walk over here

262
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,920
and take it.

263
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,021
Not yet.

264
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,025
Alright, now.

265
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,627
Balki..

266
00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:22,295
...concentrate

267
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,198
commit to your goal.

268
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,033
Don't let any obstacles

269
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,070
come between you and your raise.

270
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,137
Are you ready
to go get your raise?

271
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,374
Go.

272
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,047
Is that a spider on your neck?

273
00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:45,385
Don't step on the Dimitri.

274
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,355
‐ Too bad about Wayne Newton.
‐ Something happened to Wayne?

275
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,991
‐ Ah‐ha!
‐ Oh.

276
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,666
Cousin, I don't know
if I can do this.

277
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,035
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.

278
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,670
All we have to do..

279
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:06,406
...is focus your anger.

280
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,274
[chuckles]
I don't have any anger.

281
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,143
Oh, yes, you do.

282
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,645
[laughs]

283
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,514
‐ No, I don't.
‐ Yes, you do.

284
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:14,681
‐ No, I don't.
‐ Yes, you do.

285
00:15:14,715 --> 00:15:15,982
‐ No, I don't.
‐ Yes, you do.

286
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,418
I don't have any anger!

287
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:25,091
Where do you think
that come from?

288
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:30,363
Balki, that is the anger
you have for Mr. Gorpley.

289
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,132
The man who promised you a raise

290
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,568
and then viciously
took it away from you!

291
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,438
Well, I'll be snookered.

292
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,009
I didn't know that was in there.

293
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,079
Well, there's a lot more
where that came from.

294
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:50,551
Don't you send half
your paycheck home to your mama?

295
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,818
Yes, yes, I do.

296
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:55,455
That way she don't have to work
so hard in her golden years.

297
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,692
So, wouldn't you have sent half
your raise home to your mama?

298
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,493
Well, yes, I would.

299
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,428
So by taking money away from you

300
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,032
Mr. Gorpley is taking money
away from your mama.

301
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,671
What kind of man would steal

302
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:13,039
from a kindly, old woman?

303
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,240
‐ A bad man.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

304
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:15,141
And..

305
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,578
...and how does that
make you feel, Balki?

306
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:18,679
[crying]
Awful.

307
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,547
How does that make you feel?

308
00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:22,516
‐ Bad.
‐ How does that make you feel?

309
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:26,219
That makes me angry!

310
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:29,322
Good! Good! Good!
Put me down!

311
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,291
Alright, now what are you
going to do with that anger?

312
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,227
I'm going to use it
to get what I want!

313
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,029
And why are you
going to get what you want?

314
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:39,199
‐ Because I'm selfish!
‐ And why are you selfish?

315
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,468
Because I want
to make people happy!

316
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:45,038
‐ Yes, yes, you've got it.
‐ Happy!

317
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,339
‐ You've got it.
‐ Ha, ha, ha!

318
00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,744
[instrumental music]

319
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,814
(Larry)
'Balki, go in there'

320
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,582
'and get your raise.'

321
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,224
Alright, Mr. Gorpley..

322
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,491
...you can run..

323
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,229
...but you cannot ride.

324
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,068
[door slams]

325
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,114
Stop!

326
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:33,219
Last week I asked you
very nicely to move your car.

327
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,488
You refused.
I let you get away with it.

328
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,123
Well, those days are over.

329
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,759
I want you out of my space

330
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,294
and I want you out now.

331
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:42,162
Oh, man!

332
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,731
You've been to STOP seminar,
haven't you?

333
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,502
Yes, I have.

334
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,403
I went to that seminar
last week.

335
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:52,105
That's why I took your space.

336
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,674
I thought
it would make you happy.

337
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,111
Then I spent the whole weekend
telling my wife where to get off

338
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:00,146
she threw me out.

339
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,749
Just went upstairs,
demanded a raise..

340
00:18:02,783 --> 00:18:03,850
...I was fired.

341
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,387
STOP ruined my life.

342
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,690
Do yourself a favor!

343
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:10,857
Forget everything
they told you..

344
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,826
...before it's too late!

345
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,608
Balki.

346
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,916
Uh, Mr. Gorpley, Mr. Gorpley.

347
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,352
Mr. Gorpley, uh,
if‐if you see Balki before I do

348
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,922
you should know
that‐that‐that he was, he was

349
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,790
uh, he was hypnotized at a party

350
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:44,858
and thinks he's General Patton.

351
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,897
If this is some sob story
about the Mypion's raise

352
00:18:50,931 --> 00:18:52,533
save your breath.

353
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,934
Over the weekend
I thought about it

354
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,269
and I decided to give it to him.

355
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,303
You did?

356
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,644
Balki! Balki!
Hey, Balki!

357
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:06,379
Listen, buddy, listen.
Balki! Balki! Balki!

358
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,314
Change o' plan.

359
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,852
Balki! Balki!

360
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,554
You got your raise!

361
00:19:13,587 --> 00:19:16,289
Of course I did.

362
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,892
Balki! Balki!
You cannot do this!

363
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:23,163
Out of my way, little man.

364
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,901
I have a date with dynasty.

365
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,904
Balki! Balki!

366
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,874
You have got to stop STOP!

367
00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:37,243
Cousin, if you don't want
to make the trip to success

368
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,445
then get out of the road.

369
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:46,953
[clanking]

370
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,625
Ah, Bartokomous‐‐

371
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:52,759
Stop!

372
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,563
Excuse me?

373
00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,231
Nobody takes money

374
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,867
out of my mama's mouth.

375
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,770
What are you talking about?

376
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:06,406
I'm talking
about my mama's mouth

377
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,510
and the act of taking
money out of it.

378
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,647
I deserve a raise.

379
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,982
Therefore, it's mine.

380
00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:18,752
I demand it now.

381
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,222
Let me get this straight.

382
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,760
You are demanding a raise?

383
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,662
You got that right

384
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,997
you Mypiot mother mugger.

385
00:20:34,768 --> 00:20:36,670
Do you know what this is?

386
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:40,306
[blowing a raspberry]
It's a piece of paper.

387
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,942
Yes.

388
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:44,678
But not just any piece of paper.

389
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,347
This is the authorization
for your raise.

390
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,482
I was just taking it
up to payroll.

391
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,585
Well, of course you were.

392
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,687
Don't be ridiculous.

393
00:20:55,656 --> 00:20:57,524
I got my raise?

394
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,359
You had it.

395
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,463
Now you don't.

396
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,909
Balki, Balki, what happened?

397
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:20,581
Balki!
What are you doing?

398
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,984
I'm focusing my anger.

399
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,390
[instrumental music]

400
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,395
Cousin, great news!

401
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,764
Mr. Gorpley give me
my raise back.

402
00:21:37,798 --> 00:21:40,333
Oh, that's great, Balki. I'd..

403
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,903
I'm afraid
I owe you a big apology

404
00:21:42,936 --> 00:21:45,606
and I hope Mr. Gorpley
wasn't too hard on you.

405
00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:48,008
Actually,
all I had to do was tell him

406
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,044
that I had been listening to you
and that seemed to be enough.

407
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,016
[sighs]

408
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,484
Balki, I‐I don't know

409
00:21:58,519 --> 00:22:01,822
how I bought that STOP business.

410
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:04,725
I mean, I‐I‐I just wanted to
be able to stand up for myself

411
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:07,427
so that people
wouldn't walk all over me.

412
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,863
I just thought that a little
aggressiveness would help.

413
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,065
Cousin, it's okay
to stand up for yourself

414
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:15,135
as long as
you don't stand on other people.

415
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,538
You know,
on Mypos we have a saying.

416
00:22:17,571 --> 00:22:19,072
Would you care
to hear it in the original?

417
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:21,975
‐ No, translation would be fine.
‐ Okay.

418
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,845
It says,
"You get more flies with honey

419
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:26,513
than with a rifle."

420
00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:35,522
I would think so, yes.

421
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,427
So anyway it's okay
as long as you learned a lesson.

422
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,930
Oh, eh, uh, Balki, I have.

423
00:22:43,964 --> 00:22:45,966
And never again will I jump

424
00:22:45,999 --> 00:22:48,902
into something
like this blindly.

425
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,171
Well, the good news is
that we've taken care

426
00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:53,540
of all the harm
that's been done.

427
00:22:53,574 --> 00:22:54,675
[knock on door]

428
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,510
(both)
Come in!

429
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,411
(Larry)
'Oh, Jennifer.'

430
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:00,714
Larry, I've been
thinking about the way

431
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,715
you treated me the other night.

432
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:02,949
Yes, about that I..

433
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:08,388
Don't ever talk to me
that way again.

434
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:20,901
Cousin, it was a sucker punch.

435
00:23:20,934 --> 00:23:22,068
You'll get her next time.

436
00:23:22,102 --> 00:23:24,037
[instrumental music]

437
00:23:29,009 --> 00:23:29,910
[theme music]