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[theme music]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪
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♪ Nothings gonna
stand in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart ♪
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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ Rise and fall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ The rain and thunder ♪
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♪ The wind and haze ♪
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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
♪ Ah ah ♪
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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪
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♪ And nothing’s
gonna stop me now ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Balki, that was a wonderful
Myposian dinner.
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Oh. Heh heh.
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Don’t spoil it for me
by telling me what it was.
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Okay, cousin.
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The pig bladder au jus
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will be my little secret.
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[knocking on door]
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I’ll get it.
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‐Hi.
‐Hey, guys.
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Um, Mary Anne and I are raising
money for the Big Brothers.
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[gasps]
I love the Big Brothers!
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First time I ever saw them
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on "Saturday Night Live"
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I said to myself,
"Those guys are good."
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No, no, Balki.
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That’s the Blues Brothers.
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Blues Brothers.
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The Big Brothers
is a charitable organization.
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Men who belong to it
act as big brothers
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to boys who need fathers.
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Oh‐h‐h.
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We’re roller‐skating
in a ten‐hour marathon
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to help raise money for them.
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A marathon?
I love marathons.
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Will you get
to meet Jerry Lewis?
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No, Balki.
Marathon. Marathon.
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Not a telethon.
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Oh‐h‐h.
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Anyway, uh, we thought
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you guys might
like to sponsor us.
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You know, pledge money
for every hour we skate.
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Well, Balki and I will
be happy to sponsor you.
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Great.
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[knocking on door]
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I’ll get that.
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How much do you want?
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How much you got?
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‐Hi.
‐Hi.
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Hi, Jennifer,
Mary Anne.
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‐Hi, Grant.
‐Hey.
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Uh, Larry, Balki...
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...this is Grant Larkin.
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‐How you do you?
‐Okay.
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Grant’s a flight
attendant on our crew.
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Oh, I just came by
to drop off my pledge sheets
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for the skate‐a‐thon.
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Thanks, Grant.
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Grant is a terrific fund raiser.
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Last year,
this wonderful guy
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raised $1,000
for Big Brothers.
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‐Oh! You’re kidding me!
‐He’s just amazing.
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‐You should have seen him.
‐For those little, tiny...
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‐He’s incredible.
‐That’s wonderful!
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‐It was nothing.
‐Oh!
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Oh, you’re being modest.
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It was more than
anyone else raised.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Oh! Oh, a‐a skate‐a‐thon!
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A roller‐skating marathon!
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Y‐you know...instead
of, uh, pledging money
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I should be skating myself.
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‐Do you roller‐skate?
‐’Do I roller‐skate?’
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The kids used to call me
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Wheels Appleton.
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Kids can be so cruel.
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No. No, no, they called me that
because I was a terrific skater.
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Larry, I never knew that.
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Here. Here’s a pledge sheet.
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That’s great. We need
all the help we can get.
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Well, I gotta go.
I’ll see you guys on Saturday.
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‐See you.
‐Great.
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‐Bye.
‐It’s nice meeting you, Wheels.
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‐Bye‐bye.
‐Bye.
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Balki, why don’t you skate too?
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Oh, I would love to,
but‐but I don’t know how.
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Well, maybe Wheels
can teach you.
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Would you, Wheels?
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Why not?
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[instrumental music]
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(Balki)
’I’m so excited.’
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Learning how to skate at
the feet of Wheels Appleton.
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Tell me, Wheels...
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...how long will it take
me to learn how to skate?
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I don’t know.
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Ha! How long did it take
you to learn how to skate?
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I don’t know.
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I never had a pair
of skates on before
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in my life.
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I‐I‐I hate to dig up
a can of worms
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but...don’t that mean
you lied to Jennifer
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about being
able to skate?
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Well, what was
I supposed to do?
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Let Grant raise all
that money for charity
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and‐and be a big
hero for Jennifer?
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Well, cousin, you
can’t keep her by lying.
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Lord knows you’ve tried.
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And every time you do...
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...you wind up with
a pocketful of babastiki.
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It’s time to talk
about reality.
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It’s time to talk
about the hard facts.
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It’s time to talk about
the wrath of the Gabuggis.
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"The Gabuggis?"
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The Gabuggis...
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...the Myposian fib furies.
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Eva, Magda and Zsa Zsa.
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They are the daughters
of Vertash...
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...God of Truth...
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...and his lovely
wife, Succotash.
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Each of the Gabuggis...
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...has one
penetrating eye...
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...right in the middle
of her nose bridge...
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...that sees everything.
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And they punish those
who dishonor truth
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by telling lies.
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Fascinating.
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Balki, I’m sure
I’ll be safe
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f‐from the wrath
of these Gabuggis...
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...because I am
doing a good thing.
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I am helping children.
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And even Eva,
Magda and Zsa Zsa
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won’t mind if I tell
a teeny‐tiny, litsy‐bitsy
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little white lie.
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Pop!
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To help children?
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‐But, cousin, it’s‐‐
‐Children.
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Helping little children.
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Cousin, you know, I‐I‐I...
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...I know there’s an error
in logic here somewhere
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but I‐I‐I can’t
put my finger on it.
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Well, while you’re
trying to figure out
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where to put
your finger...
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...why don’t we
learn how to skate?
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‐Well, how we do that?
‐How?
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I figure the quickest
way to learn
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is to keep
these skates on
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and never
take them off.
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Come on.
Let’s give it a try.
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It’ll be easy.
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There. See?
What did I tell you?
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Well, we’re
not moving yet.
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If the sport
was roller‐standing
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we’d get a ten.
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Alright.
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Now we wanna
start moving, okay?
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‐Okay.
‐Here we go.
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Huh?
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‐See?
‐Yes.
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‐See?
‐Yes.
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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Whoa...
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[tapping skates]
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See? Huh?
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We are doing great!
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[tapping skates]
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Well, well, technically...
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...we’re‐we’re
not roller‐skating.
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We’re still just
roller‐walking.
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All we need
is a little speed.
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[gasps]
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There, you see?
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[tapping skates]
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Learning to roller‐skate
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is just like learning
to ride a bicycle.
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All we need is speed.
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Now...you give me a push.
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[thumping]
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[Larry screaming]
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[shattering]
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[Larry screaming]
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[thumping]
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(Larry)
’I’m fine.’
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’I’m fine.’
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Larry’s good.
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[instrumental music]
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[telephone ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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[ringing continues]
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[thud]
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[ringing continues]
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[ringing continues]
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[ringing continues]
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[ringing continues]
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[ringing continues]
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Hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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[clears throat]
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There’s your mail,
by the way.
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Oh, cousin,
skating is so simple.
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And so grand.
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So free.
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So fluid.
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So...
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...swan‐like.
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So light, so airy.
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So cholesterol‐free.
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I told you
it was easy to learn.
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[tapping skates]
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You’re both on roller skates.
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Did I miss a memo?
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No, Mr. Gorpley.
We’re‐we’re practicing.
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We’re raising
money for charity.
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Charity begins at home.
Practice there.
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It’s for a good
cause, Gorpley.
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We’re in a skate‐a‐thon.
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We’re‐we’re raising money
for the Big Brothers.
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You?
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[laughing]
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I hope they
don’t need much.
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[laughs]
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Well, for your information...
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...I have collected
the most pledges.
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Of course, you did.
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Nobody thinks you’ll
finish. Ha ha ha.
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‐Oh, yeah?
‐Oh, ho ho ho.
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Well, I intend to skate
the full ten hours...
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...and to raise more
money than anyone else.
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Now, cousin...
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...that’s not
going to happen.
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Why?
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Because you’re not
lying to help children.
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You’re lying
to impress Jennifer.
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And until you
tell the truth...
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...Eva, Magda and Zsa Zsa...
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...will continue to be
a thorn in your sideburns.
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Balki, I am going
to impress Jennifer.
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And if the Gabuggis
think they can stop me
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let them try.
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’Come on, ladies!’
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Take your best shot.
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I thought not.
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[thud]
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Cousin...
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...you’re lucky.
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That was Magda.
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She’s the nicest one.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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So...
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...this is Skateland.
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Not a professional rink,
but I guess it’ll have to do.
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The important thing is raising
money for Big Brothers.
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Larry, how did you manage
to get $1,200 in pledges?
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Even Grant
couldn’t do that.
266
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,091
I guess some
of us have it
267
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,327
and some
of us don’t.
268
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,163
[imitating Larry]
And some of us can’t
get rid of it.
269
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,303
Jennifer, let’s go
put on our skates.
270
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,412
‐Hi, Grant.
‐Hi, Wheels.
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I’ll catch you later.
272
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,415
Cousin...
273
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,351
...this is your
last chance
274
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,353
to tell Jennifer
the truth.
275
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,323
The air is thick
with Gabuggis.
276
00:15:27,561 --> 00:15:29,996
Oh. Another Gabuggi update.
277
00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:34,167
You know, Balki, I’m
beginning to understand
278
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,238
why on Mypos a sheep can
run for public office.
279
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,476
(male announcer)
’The skate‐a‐thon is underway!’
280
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,478
’Good luck, everybody!’
281
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,481
[instrumental music]
282
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,322
’Three hours to go!’
283
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,291
’Hang in there, skaters!’
284
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,497
[music continues]
285
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,334
’We’re in the homestretch!’
286
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,337
[music continues]
287
00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:14,775
’Twenty seconds to go!’
288
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,276
You can do it, Larry!
289
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,078
‐Go, Balki!
‐Go, Larry!
290
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,079
Go, Balki!
291
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,715
Why can’t you ever
cheer for my boyfriend?
292
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:24,317
Oh, okay. Go, Larry!
293
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,154
Are we moving?
294
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,056
Are we moving?
295
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,326
Three.
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00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,028
Two.
297
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,129
One!
298
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,799
[buzzer buzzing]
299
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,067
I did it. I did it!
300
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,436
I raised more money than Grant.
301
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:46,439
Larry, you
were wonderful.
302
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,242
Oh, Balki, did you hear that?
303
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,278
Jennifer thinks I’m wonderful.
304
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,815
You were wonderful
too, Balki.
305
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,783
And my heart is pure.
306
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,821
I’m so proud
of you, Larry.
307
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,623
Do you know you
raised the most money?
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00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,057
Did I?
309
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,059
Well...it doesn’t matter
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who raised the most money.
311
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,497
I never thought of this
as a competition.
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00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,434
I just welcome
the opportunity
313
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,469
to unselfishly
devote my time
314
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,606
and skating ability
to those in need.
315
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,274
[drumroll]
316
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:24,344
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
have your attention, please?
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Cunningham hardware has
offered to donate $500
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00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,351
to the Big Brothers
in the name of the person
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who can jump the most barrels.
320
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,756
[indistinct chattering]
321
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:36,857
Well, their
money is safe.
322
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,291
After ten hours,
nobody’s got
323
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,193
the energy
to do that.
324
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,662
I do.
325
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,497
‐You do?
‐Sure.
326
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,132
I’ll give it a shot.
327
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,369
This is exciting.
328
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,436
Jennifer, let’s
go over there
329
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,805
where I can get
a better picture.
330
00:17:53,674 --> 00:17:56,109
No. This can’t
be happening.
331
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,143
The skate‐a‐thon is over.
332
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,813
I won, and they’re
taking a picture of Grant?
333
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,616
[intense music]
334
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,518
‐Come on, Grant! You can do it!
‐Come on, Grant! Go, Grant!
335
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,152
‐’Come on!’
‐’You can do it!’
336
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,154
[crowd cheering]
337
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,157
[indistinct chattering]
338
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:15,161
[music continues]
339
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,533
[crowd cheering]
340
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,503
[crowd clapping]
341
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,139
[clapping continues]
342
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,642
Face it, cousin.
343
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,144
All your lying
was for nothing.
344
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:32,412
But it’s still
not too late
345
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,148
to save yourself from
the wrath of the Gabuggis
346
00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,650
by telling
Jennifer the truth.
347
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,619
[sighs]
Maybe you’re right.
348
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:40,787
‐Larry.
‐Jennifer.
349
00:18:40,821 --> 00:18:42,556
Did you see Grant fly
over those barrels?
350
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,325
It is the most beautiful
thing I ever saw.
351
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,597
Add another barrel!
352
00:18:54,835 --> 00:18:57,170
Larry, you
jump barrels?
353
00:18:57,203 --> 00:19:00,574
I’m from Wisconsin,
the barrel‐jumping state.
354
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,712
I’m gonna get
Mary Anne’s camera.
355
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,714
Cousin, no, no, no.
356
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,182
I can’t let you do this.
357
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:10,817
The Gabuggis,
I had a feeling
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00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:14,220
have been just waiting
to get you over a barrel.
359
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,222
Balki, I can’t
let Grant beat me.
360
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,658
‐Now, get out of my way!
‐No, cousin.
361
00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,459
I have to save you.
362
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,827
Oh, my Lord!
363
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,729
‐What?
‐Balki, you were right.
364
00:19:22,763 --> 00:19:24,230
‐I see them.
‐Who?
365
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,899
‐The Gabuggis.
‐Where?
366
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,400
Over there!
367
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:29,936
[grunts]
368
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,906
[intense music]
369
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,675
‐Go, Larry!
‐Come on, Wheels.
370
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,510
‐’Come on, Wheels.’
‐’You can do it.’
371
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,744
[crowd cheering]
372
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:40,714
[intense music]
373
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,256
[music continues]
374
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,796
[clanging]
375
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,606
[instrumental music]
376
00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:15,682
[Larry grunting]
377
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,921
[grunting continues]
378
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,393
[sighs]
Larry...
379
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,429
...I’m sure
you’re a good skater
380
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:33,299
but you were crazy to try
to jump that many barrels.
381
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,802
Jennifer, I have
a confession to make.
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00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,605
Until four days ago
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00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:41,474
I never skated
before in my life.
384
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,711
And Wisconsin is
actually the dairy state.
385
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,315
And, uh, I’m not
five foot ten.
386
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,820
Boy, when
you come clean
387
00:20:53,854 --> 00:20:55,856
you leave a ring
around the tub.
388
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,628
Why did you
lie to me, Larry?
389
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:04,665
I was just
jealous of Grant.
390
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,667
Jealous of Grant?
391
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,902
Grant is a happily
married man.
392
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,676
Well, you never
mentioned he was married.
393
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,778
Well, I didn’t think
it was important.
394
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,649
I guess I made a fool
out of myself, Jennifer.
395
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,886
Well, you‐you didn’t...
396
00:21:25,919 --> 00:21:29,322
...except for maybe
the barrel‐jumping thing, but...
397
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:30,757
[sighs]
398
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,058
...at least you
raised a lot of money
399
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,327
for the Big Brothers.
400
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,596
Thanks for that.
401
00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:40,901
Balki, I had
a wonderful time.
402
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,468
Maybe tomorrow
you can come up
403
00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:44,437
and we can play
roller derby.
404
00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,543
I’m counting the moments
405
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,344
my little lamb‐shank.
406
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,783
Well, bye, Larry.
407
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:57,984
We’ll see you
guys tomorrow.
408
00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:00,386
Oh, yeah. And by then I’ll
have the pictures developed.
409
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,388
And then we can
relive the whole thing.
410
00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:06,760
Oh, good.
411
00:22:07,728 --> 00:22:08,895
[grunts]
412
00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:10,063
Ah!
413
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,668
I never should
have lied, Balki.
414
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:16,837
‐That is correct.
‐You were right.
415
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:17,904
That is correct.
416
00:22:17,938 --> 00:22:21,441
When I lie,
something bad happens.
417
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,577
The Gabuggis
make sure of that.
418
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,046
‐Are they still here?
‐No.
419
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,381
They slipped out the moment
you told the truth.
420
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:29,115
Oh.
421
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:30,383
They’re probably
on their way
422
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,352
back to Washington.
423
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:37,824
[theme music]
424
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,398
[theme music]