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[theme music]

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♪ Sometimes
the world looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothings gonna
stand in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ And a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings
of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings
of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life ♪

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♪ My dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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(Larry)
’Now, don’t worry.’

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’Everything is
gonna be alright.’

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No, I, I promise.

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Now, I’ll call you back
in a couple of days. Bye‐bye.

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Cousin Larry...

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...you and your date
Jennifer Lyons

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will be the hit of
the airline tennis tournament.

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Why?

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Because, surprise.

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I’ve decorated
your tennis racket!

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Thanks, Balki.

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Well, you don’t
seem too jazzed.

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Did I go over the top
with the kri‐kri tassels?

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No, no. I, uh,
I love the kri‐kri tassels

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but I just got a call
from my sister Elaine.

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She got a scholarship to go to
the Juilliard’s School Of Music.

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‐That’s wonderful.
‐Not quite.

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She only got
a partial scholarship.

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What does that mean, she can
only go to part of the school?

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No.

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No, it means
they’ll only give her

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part of the money for tuition.

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And she won’t be able
to go to the school at all

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if she doesn’t come up
with other $3875.

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Does Cousin Elaine
have that kind of money?

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Of course not.
That’s why she called me.

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Oh.

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Do you have
that kind of money?

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Of course not.

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But I promised her
I’d come up with the money

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and I’m not gonna let her down.

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I just have to think
of a way to raise it.

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Cousin, cousin, you know,
on Mypos, on Mypos

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a surefire way
to raise money

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has always been the goat spleen
and pig snout breakfast.

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All you can eat
for 50,000 digdas.

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Limit, ten per family.

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Let me give that some thought.

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[instrumental music]

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(Larry)
’Aah! Aah!’

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(Lydia)
’Balki, what happened?’

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After we left the bank

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we had a car accident.

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We stopped at the red light

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but the car
behind us didn’t

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and we got rear‐ended
right in our rear ends.

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[grunting]

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Now, cousin, I can fix this.

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I used to take care of
sheep with lower back spasms.

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‐Take the head, please.
‐Aah. Balki, please.

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[Larry screaming]

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Balki, please.

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[screaming]

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Balki, ple...

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Balki...

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Please...don’t help me.

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Please, don’t help me.

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Excuse me.

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[panting]

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Appleton, Bartokomous
has to sort the mail.

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If you want to rest

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sleep on your own desk.

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He is not resting.
He’s in pain.

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[panting]

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The boys were just
in a car accident.

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Larry hurt his back.

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Yeah, and I hurt my little
finger right there.

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Pretend you’ve got a heart, Sam.

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Oh, that’s terrible.

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[scoffs]

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Get off the table.
We’ve got mail to deliver.

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I’ll be off in a minute.
I’ll be fine.

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‐Cousin, let me help you.
‐No, no. No!

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Please, don’t help me.

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That would be my hurt finger.

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I know.

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[grunts]

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‐Larry.
‐Ow!

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I have seen some backs
go out in my time.

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In fact, uh...I’ve put
a few backs out in my time.

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[laughing]

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So take my advice,
go to the hospital

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and have your back looked at.

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Uh, it’s nothing. I throw
my back out all the time.

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Help me sit‐up.

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[grunting]

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Oh, much better.

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Look, I appreciate
your concern

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but I know
how to handle this.

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A little ice,
a heating pad.

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I’m sure it’ll snap
right back into place.

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I have got a heating pad
in my desk drawer.

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I won’t be needing it
till the, uh, 26th.

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Uh, cousin,
I’ll go get the ice.

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Do you prefer
the wet or the dry?

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‐Wet.
‐Excellent choice.

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Smokeless and it don’t
stick to your skin.

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[sighs]

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Ah! Ah!

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Ow!

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Oh!

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[grunting]

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Oh!

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Aah! Oh!

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Ow! Ow!

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[bones cracking]

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Ah! Much better.

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Ooh!

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[exhales sharply]

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So...you got a lawyer yet?

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What?

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Got a lawyer yet?

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Appleton, you were rear‐ended.

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You could claim whiplash
and sue the pants off the guy.

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Oh, but my back
popped into place. I’m fine.

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So?

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So I don’t believe
in making somebody pay

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for an injury I don’t have.

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[scoffs]

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Appleton, the guy
wouldn’t pay a thing.

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His insurance company would.

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Hey, it’s no big deal to them.

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I mean, we’re only talking
about four or five thousand.

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Four or five thousand dollars?

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Yeah, but, hey...

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...maybe you have no use
for that kind of money.

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[scoffs]

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Four or five thousand dollars?

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[instrumental music]

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Dr. Volvo said
that the best thing

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for Cousin Larry
to do is nothing.

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And I’m here
to make sure he do it.

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Well, he’s been a prince
through all this.

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Now, cousin, shh! Shh! Shh!

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But the toughest part
is the mental anguish.

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You done?

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I mean, uh...

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...when you’re used
to being a‐an active

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vital, independent
member of society.

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It’s tough to sit back and...

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...not be able to do
things for yourself.

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Even the simplest things, uh...

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‐Picking up a magazine.
‐One moment.

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Tying my shoes,
turning on the TV.

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They’re impossible.

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And, uh, of, of course the...

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...pain is unbearable at times.

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But really,
it’s, it’s the helplessness.

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The complete dependence
on someone else

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that, I think, is the...

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...the, the toughest pill
to swallow.

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It must be pure hell.

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Oh, girls,
he’s, he’s, he’s exhausted.

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I’m afraid
visiting hours are over.

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Oh, uh, well, we’ll, we’ll
come back tomorrow, Larry and...

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Now, don’t worry about
the tennis tournament.

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We can play in the next one.

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Oh, Jennifer, that’s too bad.

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You bought that
cute little outfit, too.

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‐Well, don’t cancel yet.
‐Shh! Shh! Shh!

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I mean, miracles can happen.

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Uh...feel better, Larry.

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‐’Bye.’
‐Bye‐bye.

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‐Feel better.
‐’I guess.’

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No way am I missing
that tennis tournament.

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Cousin Larry, you get
those thoughts of tennis

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right out of your
curly little mind.

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We have a lot
of rehab ahead of us

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before you even think about

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mixing any doubles
with Jennifer.

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Oh, you’re probably right, Balki

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but i‐it gives me a goal

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something to strive for.

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Shh! Shh! Shh!

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Now, listen, I’m going
to go to the market

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to pick up some
high fiber items.

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You just sit there
and leave the striving to us.

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Where do I come up with them?

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I don’t know.

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[laughing]

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And...it is triple set point...

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...for the mixed doubles
championship.

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Appleton begins his
picture‐perfect serve...

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[smacks lips]

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...deep into the corner,
but it’s returned.

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Jennifer’s cute little outfit
billows in the breeze...

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...as she watches Appleton

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send a screaming
passing shot down the line.

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[smacks lips]
Oh, no! Top spin lob.

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Appleton back pedals

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sets and smashes an overhead...

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[pop]
...onto the chalk!

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For the winner.
Game! Set! Match!

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Listen to that crowd!

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Ow!

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Ow, oh!

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Balki, did you see that?

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I sure did.

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It was a miracle.

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For, for a moment,
I was completely healed.

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Completely, but alas,
that moment is gone.

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Alas.

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I thought you were
going to the store?

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‐I forgot my car keys.
‐Oh, lucky for me.

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[chuckling]

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Could you just, just, just

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help me over to the couch here?

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[grunting]

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(Larry)
Alright. You’re right.

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I’ve got to start doing
these things for myself.

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I got it.

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[grunting]

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You’re not buying
this anymore, are you?

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I’m not even renting it.

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Okay. Okay.

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I can see
how from your point of view

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it looks kinda bad.

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"Kinda bad?"

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You have got to understand that

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I am only doing this for Elaine.

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You’re only doing
this for Elaine?

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Cousin, you’re up to your
belly button in babasticki.

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No, no!

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I really am doing this
for Elaine.

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See, the guy who
hit me has insurance

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and I can get money
from his insurance company

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for my back injury.

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You mean, your back injury
that you don’t have.

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Yes. That’s the one.

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And then I am going
to take that money

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and give it to Elaine
for Juilliard.

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And nothing you can do or say
will make me change my mind.

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Oh, really?

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Well, how about,
liar, liar, pants on fire?

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Nope.

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Well, then, let me
tell you this, Mr. Hot Pants.

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It ain’t over
until Roseanne Barr sings.

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[instrumental music]

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[knock on door]

260
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Come in.

261
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Mr. Appleton...

262
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...I’m Joseph Garber
from the insurance company.

263
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Oh, please, uh, sit down.

264
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A wheelchair.

265
00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,333
Nice touch.

266
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,366
I’ve been going over
your accident report.

267
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[sighs]

268
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.

269
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Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom. Yo, mama.

270
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom.

271
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Oh, baby.
Eeni pini epapepopokono.

272
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Hodgi bodgi bam boom.

273
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Yo, mama.

274
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’Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom.’

275
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‐’Oh, baby...’
‐Excuse me.

276
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(Balki)
’Hodgi bodgi bam boom.’

277
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’A little softer, now.’

278
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What are you doing?

279
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I’m preparing to chant

280
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the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

281
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The Myposan Litany of Truth.

282
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Do you have
to do that now?

283
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,033
Yes, I do, cousin.

284
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,366
While there might still be

285
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a small glimmer
of honesty left in you.

286
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,700
And if there is that glimmer...

287
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...that small ember

288
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the epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom...

289
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...will fan it into a flame.

290
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Okay, fine, but chant quietly.

291
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I’m negotiating here.

292
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Bamba stiki ekta kiki
iki eke bakoom. Oh, baby.

293
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Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

294
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A little softer now.

295
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’Briber briber steka deta tiber’

296
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’iki eke bakoom.
Oh, baby.’

297
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Eeni pini epapepopokono
hodgi bodgi bam boom.

298
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From the top now!

299
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The things some people
will do for rain.

300
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[laughing]

301
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Now, uh, where were we?

302
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Based on the accident report

303
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and your medical file,
we’re prepared to offer you

304
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a very handsome
settlement of $2000

305
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for your pain and suffering.

306
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Two thousand dollars?

307
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,433
But th‐that barely
covers my pain

308
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let alone my suffering.

309
00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:08,233
I was thinking more along
the lines of say...

310
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...three thousand eight hundred
and seventy‐five dollars.

311
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Well...you drive
a hard bargain, Mr. Appleton

312
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but you’ve got yourself a deal.

313
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I’ll get the paper work ready.

314
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[Balki chanting]

315
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Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

316
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Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

317
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Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

318
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Elefday, ho hoo
ho ho hoo ho.

319
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Elefday, ha hoo
ho ha ha hoo ow.

320
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Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!

321
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It’s over.

322
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You can knock off
The Litany of Truth.

323
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I already did, cousin.

324
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The Litany of Truth
failed as we have seen.

325
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Now, I’m chanting

326
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The elefday,
ho hoo ho ho hoo ho.

327
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The Myposian Litany of Hope,
for Elaine.

328
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I only hope you have not
doomed her to the same fate

329
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as that great Myposian
accordion player

330
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Oompo Mousikako.

331
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,433
"Oompo Mousikako?"

332
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I never heard of him.

333
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So few people have.

334
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And do you know why?

335
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Because he, too...

336
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...began a very promising career
in music with...

337
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...tainted money.

338
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Tragic.

339
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,566
You’ll have to tell
me about it later.

340
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,133
I think I’ll tell you
about it now.

341
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,633
Now would be good.

342
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,233
You see, cousin...

343
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...when Oompo was very young

344
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his brother, Bimbo...

345
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...gave him some money to buy
his very first accordion...

346
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...and for years, Oompo
made the most beautiful music

347
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in all of Mypos.

348
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In fact, it was said of him

349
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he could make the sheep dance.

350
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What am I saying,
make the sheep dance?

351
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He could make the sheep dip.

352
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And then one day,
Oompo discovered

353
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that the money his brother Bimbo
had given him was stolen.

354
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He began to play badly

355
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which, on an accordion,
can be fairly irritating.

356
00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:49,461
His brother Bimbo’s
dishonesty robbed him...

357
00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:53,728
...of the most beautiful joy
in his life, his music.

358
00:18:53,761 --> 00:18:55,694
And I only hope
you have not doomed

359
00:18:55,728 --> 00:18:57,661
Cousin Elaine
to the same fate.

360
00:19:01,194 --> 00:19:03,761
Mr. Appleton, I think
I’ve got everything in order.

361
00:19:05,161 --> 00:19:07,528
Cousin, I think Mr. Garber
want to see you.

362
00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:11,428
Listen...

363
00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:15,061
...we both know that this
is a dishonest thing...

364
00:19:15,094 --> 00:19:18,561
...and we also both know
that deep down inside

365
00:19:18,594 --> 00:19:22,228
you are an honest man
...and not a Bimbo.

366
00:19:32,461 --> 00:19:34,628
If you’ll just
sign this here...

367
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...my company will send you
a check for $3875.

368
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[exhales sharply]

369
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Something wrong?

370
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Y‐yes, I‐I‐I...just remembered

371
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that I suffered
a similar injury

372
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when I was
in Little League...

373
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...and if there’s
the slightest chance

374
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that this is just
a recurrence of that injury

375
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uh, well, I, I...

376
00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:12,694
Uh, let’s just say
that my conscience

377
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won’t allow me to take
your company’s money.

378
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[laughing]

379
00:20:19,161 --> 00:20:20,494
You’re joking, right?

380
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I beg to take issue.

381
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Cousin Larry don’t joke

382
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when it comes to
matters of conscience.

383
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:32,828
Well, great.

384
00:20:32,861 --> 00:20:35,161
Uh...in that case

385
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if you’ll just sign this
release form here...

386
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...I’ll be on my way.

387
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,228
[chuckles]

388
00:20:47,828 --> 00:20:50,361
The guys down at the office
aren’t gonna believe this.

389
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Cousin, you did it.
You did it.

390
00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:56,794
I’m proud of you.

391
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:58,328
Thanks, Balki.

392
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[inhales deeply]

393
00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:04,461
But I wouldn’t have had
to do the right thing if I...

394
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...hadn’t been
doing the wrong thing

395
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for the past five days.

396
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Oh, well, cousin...

397
00:21:10,861 --> 00:21:12,594
...you know, it,
it usually takes a while

398
00:21:12,628 --> 00:21:14,728
for your conscience
to kick in.

399
00:21:14,761 --> 00:21:16,761
For you, five days
is pretty good.

400
00:21:19,561 --> 00:21:21,394
I suppose it is.

401
00:21:22,728 --> 00:21:24,561
Well, I wasted
the last five days

402
00:21:24,594 --> 00:21:25,628
when I should’ve
been thinking

403
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:29,128
of a way to raise money
for Elaine’s tuition.

404
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:32,394
Well...maybe
we could sell something.

405
00:21:33,294 --> 00:21:36,494
I know. I’ll sell my car.

406
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:39,394
Balki, you paid $600
for that car.

407
00:21:40,428 --> 00:21:44,061
I don’t think
we could get 3875.

408
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,161
Even if we threw in
the fuzzy dice.

409
00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:48,328
Which we wouldn’t.
We wouldn’t.

410
00:21:53,328 --> 00:21:54,661
Well, she’s my sister.

411
00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:56,728
There’s only one thing to do.

412
00:21:56,761 --> 00:21:57,794
[inhales deeply]

413
00:21:57,828 --> 00:21:59,661
I’ll sell my car.

414
00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:00,761
Oh, cousin.

415
00:22:02,194 --> 00:22:03,828
I think your sister
is very lucky

416
00:22:03,861 --> 00:22:05,528
to have you for a brother.

417
00:22:06,728 --> 00:22:09,261
Thanks, Balki.

418
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,161
Come on. Let’s go hit
the used car lots.

419
00:22:14,461 --> 00:22:16,328
Uh, Balki...

420
00:22:16,361 --> 00:22:19,128
...you’re not going out
like that, are you?

421
00:22:21,361 --> 00:22:24,428
Well, of course not.
Don’t be ridiculous.

422
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,761
I’d look silly like this.

423
00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:34,228
Come on, cousin,
let’s go make a deal.

424
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[theme music]

425
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[music continues]