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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kinda change ♪

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♪ No matter
what the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna
stand in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
♪ Wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
♪ Wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Through the rain and thunder ♪

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♪ The wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[groans]

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Hurry up, Balki.
We’re gonna be late for work.

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Oh, just a minute, cousin

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I’m‐I’m almost finished
with my breakfast.

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[screams]

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Is something wrong?

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No.

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Why?

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You screamed.

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Oh‐ho‐ho, that!

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Well, um, as a matter of fact

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I do have a little pain
in my tooth, but it’s nothing.

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Well, it doesn’t sound
like nothing.

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What does it feel like?

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Well, ahem. It‐it feels like

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someone is hammering

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a huge nail...

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...up...inside my head...

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...and...twisting it...

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‐I got it.
‐...and turning it.

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I got it, I got the picture.
I got the picture.

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Balki, buddy, it sounds
like you’ve got a cavity.

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A cavity is a hole
in your tooth.

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When we get to the office
I’ll call and make

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an appointment for you
with my dentist.

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Oh, no! No, no, no, no, sir.

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I’m not going to no dentist.

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I’ll go on a liquid diet

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I’ll have my jaw hot‐wired

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but I’m not going to no dentist

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not no way, not no how.

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Oh, you would love it.

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Oh, it’s too bad
you don’t wanna go.

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’Cause they let you sit in a
chair that goes up and down.

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Really?

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Oh, and they spray water

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in your mouth.

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They do?

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And when you leave
they give you balloons!

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Oh, a trip to the dentist
is like a visit

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to the amusement park.

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It’s too bad
you don’t wanna go.

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I want to go to the dentist!

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Well...okay, we’ll make
an appointment for you.

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Oh, thank you, cousin.

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[instrumental music]

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Aren’t you supposed to be making
your afternoon deliveries?

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I finished, Mr. Gorpley.

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Aren’t you supposed to be
sorting the mail?

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I finished.

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I want to be all ready

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when Cousin Larry
comes out and says

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"It’s time to go
to the dentist!"

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You’re in a hurry
to go to the dentist?

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Cousin Larry says it’s more fun
than an amusement park.

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Well, actually, it’s more
like the House of Horrors.

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[laughing]

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Especially when
you see...the drill.

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Cousin Larry didn’t mention...

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...the drill.

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The drill is the
greatest instrument

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of torture since alimony.

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The dentist uses it
to drill holes in your teeth.

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Well, ain’t I the lucky one?

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I won’t be needing the drill

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because I already got a hole
in my tooth.

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See? See that?

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See that?

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Lovely.

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Well, just wait until
the dentist uses the drill

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to make that hole bigger

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and deeper

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and wider...and...

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[groaning]

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God, I wish I hadn’t dropped out
of dental college.

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Well, have fun, Bartokomous,
I’m going to lunch.

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I’ll bring you back
a jawbreaker.

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[giggles]

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Tooth bothering you, Balki?

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You didn’t tell me
about the drill.

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‐Who told you about the drill?
‐Mr. Gorpley.

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He tell me that the dentist
is going to take a drill

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and make the hole in my tooth
bigger and wider and deeper

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and that it’s going to hurt
more than alimony.

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And we all remember
what happened at the alimony.

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Did Mr. Gorpley scare you?

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‐Well, he‐‐
‐Did he scare you?

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Are you scared...
Are you scared of the dentist?

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No, I’m not scared
of the dentist

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scared of the dentist.

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However...I’ve decided

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that I don’t need

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to go to the dentist.

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I can learn to live
with the pain.

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‐You can live with the pain?
‐Yes!

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[screams]

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You can’t live with the pain.

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Balki, you’ve got to get
your tooth taken care of now.

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If you don’t, it’ll only hurt
worse and be harder to fix.

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But there’s‐there’s just
one little problem.

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‐What’s that?
‐I’m afraid.

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Oh...

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I know, I know you’re afraid

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but‐but I...I wouldn’t
make you do anything

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that was bad for you.

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Balki, remember the time
you were afraid

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to have your picture taken?

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Yeah.

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’Cause you thought the camera

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was gonna steal
part of your soul?

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‐Yeah.
‐You remember what I said?

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Yeah, you said, "Balki...

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...don’t be stupid."

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And you remember the time
you were afraid

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to get into the elevator?

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Yeah.

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Because you thought it would
take you to the center

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of the earth.

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And you said, "Balki...

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...don’t be stupid."

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And now you ride the elevator
all the time

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and that’s what’s happening now.

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I’m riding the elevator?

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No.

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You’re being stupid.

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Thank you, cousin.

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[instrumental music]

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I like that.

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Do it again.

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One ride per visit, Balki.

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This is his first time
at the dentist.

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Oh, I see.

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I’m gonna put this little piece
of film in your mouth.

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Open up. Ah‐ha.

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Bite down gently on the... No!

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On the tab

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and be sure
to keep your mouth closed.

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‐But‐‐
‐No, no, no!

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It’s very important

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to keep your mouth closed.

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I’m just gonna take some X‐rays
of your tooth.

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[Balki mumbling]

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What?

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He said, "X‐rays?
We didn’t talk about X‐rays."

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In this business
you get used to people

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talking with stuff
in their mouths.

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Well, nothing to worry about.

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An X‐ray is an invisible beam
that goes through your face

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takes a picture of your tooth,
goes right out the other side.

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It’s completely safe.

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[mumbling]

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What?

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He said, "What if the X‐ray
gets stuck in my head

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and makes a hole in my brain?"

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Trust me.

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[mumbling]

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Well, you’ve got
a good point there.

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Uh, I’ll‐I’ll just take this

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and, uh, I, I think
I’ll let the doctor

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look at him first
and then we’ll take the X‐rays.

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[chuckles]

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You know, you’re really being
a big baby about all this.

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I’m sorry, cousin.

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‐It’s okay.
‐Thank you.

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Hmm.

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Cousin...

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...what, what is this?

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Oh, look,
here’s the air blower.

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‐No, not, not...
‐Whoo!

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[laughs]

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‐No, no...
‐Whoo!

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‐Whoo!
‐No, no, no, no.

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No, no.

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Not that,
what is, what is this?

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Oh, and here’s the water
sprayer.

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No, not the...

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No that...

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Not that, cousin.

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What‐what is this?

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Oh, and look,
the saliva sucker.

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No, not...

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[groaning]

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I’m just desperate to know...

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...what is this.

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Oh, that?

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[whirring]

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Would it be...

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...the drill?

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Yes, that’s the drill,

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but it wont be painful.

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It won’t hurt a bit
after you’re shot.

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I’m going to be shot?

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No, no. No.

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Nothing like that.

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The‐the doctor
is just gonna stick a needle

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in your cheek.

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‐I’m out of here.
‐Alright, no.

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‐I’m out of here.
‐Just stay right there.

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Hello, Larry, well, I hear
we have a nervous patient.

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Hello, doctor.
Balki...

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This is doctor Dr. Shukin.

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Don’t you touch me.

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I happen to be trained

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in the marital art.

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Stop it! Stop it!

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He’s never had a cavity before.

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Well, let’s take a look.

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Now, open wide.

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A little wider.

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Al‐alright, alright.
Look, I tell you what.

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Why don’t I let the doctor
look in my mouth first, okay?

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And that way you’ll see that
nothing bad is going to happen.

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Alright? Hmm?

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[mumbling]

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Alright, now, open wide.
Tell me if this hurts.

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No.

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How about this?

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No. I told you
it wouldn’t hurt.

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This?

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[screaming]

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What are you doing?

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You’ve lost a filling.

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Well, fine, I’ll make
an appointment for next month.

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‐Balki, you’re up.
‐Oh, now, hold on, Larry.

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You have to have this
taken care of today

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or it could get much worse.

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[dramatic music]

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[instrumental music]

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Alright, now, I’m just
going to numb you tooth

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so I can work on it.

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No needles! No needles!

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But, Larry, this is just
a little Novocain.

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I don’t want any.
I don’t like being numb.

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Oh, cousin, you’re not dumb.

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Well, I guess
I’ll just have to give you gas.

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Well, we did fill up
the tank this morning, but...

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...I suppose we could
top it off.

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Oh. No, no, no.

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This is nitrous oxide.
Wont hurt him.

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He’ll just
feel very relaxed

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00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,395
and maybe a little giggly.

262
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,265
How’s that feel, Larry?

263
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,973
Ah, it feels so much better.

264
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,009
So much better.

265
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,411
I mentioned how much better
I feel.

266
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,081
Now you just relax, Larry,
and I’ll be right back

267
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after I check your X‐rays.

268
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:44,184
No problem.

269
00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:49,990
Alright, Balki,
we’re out of here.

270
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,058
Oh, no, you don’t!

271
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,159
Keep that on.

272
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,227
[gasping]
What’re you doing?

273
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,429
Cousin, don’t you remember
you said to me that

274
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,032
sometimes we have to do things
that we’re afraid of

275
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,534
because it’s for our own good.

276
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,035
Alright, alright, alright.

277
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,937
Alright?

278
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,140
Balki, I am an adult.

279
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:14,047
I can make my own decisions.

280
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,416
And I have decided to leave
and there is nothing you can do

281
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,351
to make me stay!

282
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,221
[hissing]

283
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,226
Well, now you’ve done it.

284
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:34,434
I hope you’re satisfied.

285
00:15:35,636 --> 00:15:37,538
We can fix it.

286
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,039
[gas hissing]

287
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,342
[both laughing]

288
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,546
Shh. Shh. Shh.

289
00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:32,025
Cousin, cousin, I can fix it.

290
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,628
[laughing continues]

291
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,705
I need something sharp.

292
00:16:46,707 --> 00:16:49,442
‐Something sharp?
‐Yeah.

293
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,777
How about this?

294
00:17:10,631 --> 00:17:12,599
I’ve been shot.

295
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,243
I think you’re down a quart!

296
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,211
[both laughing]

297
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,385
I think you’re down a quart!

298
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,531
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

299
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,332
‐I got an idea.
‐What?

300
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:50,170
We don’t need
no stinkin’ dentist.

301
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,577
‐You fill my tooth.
‐Okay.

302
00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,480
♪ Oh po po ♪

303
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:05,485
♪ He will be drilling through
my molars when he drills ♪

304
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,621
♪ He’ll be drilling
through my molars... ♪

305
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,389
[muffled singing]

306
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,664
You know what?

307
00:18:17,698 --> 00:18:19,132
‐You know what?
‐What?

308
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:22,435
There is not sufficient light
in this room

309
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,739
for me to fill your tooth.

310
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,373
So...

311
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,142
[laughs]

312
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,379
So, you’re going to have
to help me...

313
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,347
...move the chair.

314
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,583
Come on,
I’ll help you out of the chair.

315
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,526
Okay, cousin, ready?

316
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:49,663
Ready? One, two, three.

317
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,665
[both grunting]

318
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,270
‐Better?
‐Much.

319
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,872
‐Okay.
‐Thank you.

320
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:08,281
Oh, gosh. Okay, now
I’m gonna, gonna get that drill.

321
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,695
[laughing]

322
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:27,500
Cousin, cousin,
I can’t feel my arm.

323
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:32,238
You sure?
I can feel it.

324
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,707
[laughing continues]

325
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:40,346
Well, then, I must be okay.

326
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,720
Now I’m gonna go around
the other side...

327
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:56,362
Oh, dear.

328
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,331
[whirring]

329
00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,499
Now...

330
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,703
Now, let’s have a look!

331
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:04,838
Open wide!

332
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:08,809
Stop!

333
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,279
What’s going on here?

334
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,248
Well, if you must know

335
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,819
I am about to perform
an Orel Hershiser.

336
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,787
[both laughing]

337
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,661
[instrumental music]

338
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,872
Well...it’s been a rich,
full day, hasn’t it?

339
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,581
You got that right.

340
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,884
We got our teeth filled...

341
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,486
...I got this very handsome pair
of gloves...

342
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,291
...and we learned how
to clean up a dentist’s office.

343
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:03,463
You know...

344
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,732
...I would have thought
Dr. Shukin would have been

345
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,935
more upset
about the mess we made.

346
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:11,738
Well, you know, I‐I think
it’s because he likes us.

347
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,875
I hear him tell his assistant
that he was going to put

348
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:18,044
a little something extra
on our bills.

349
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:27,053
That’s fair.

350
00:21:27,087 --> 00:21:30,757
Cousin, I want to thank you
for making me go to the dentist

351
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:32,358
even though I didn’t want to.

352
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,960
Well, like I said...

353
00:21:33,994 --> 00:21:36,496
...sometimes you have to do
things you’re afraid of.

354
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:39,566
Yeah, and when you do...

355
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,536
...it’s nice to have a friend
there to help you.

356
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,870
I’m glad you were with me.

357
00:21:43,904 --> 00:21:45,772
Well, I’m glad
you were with me.

358
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:47,808
If you weren’t, I never
would have gotten over my fear

359
00:21:47,841 --> 00:21:49,075
of needles.

360
00:21:49,109 --> 00:21:51,812
Boy, that Novacaine
is powerful stuff!

361
00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:53,914
Boy, tell me about it.

362
00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:57,017
I didn’t feel a thing.

363
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,688
So, cousin,
going to the dentist

364
00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:03,356
wasn’t all that bad.

365
00:22:03,389 --> 00:22:06,727
But I can think about lot better
ways to spend an afternoon.

366
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,995
Yeah. I’ll drink to that.

367
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:26,780
Careful, Balki.

368
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,115
You’re dribbling
all over yourself.

369
00:22:34,855 --> 00:22:37,824
[instrumental music]

370
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,697
[theme music]

371
00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,393
[music continues]