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[theme music]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna
stand in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart ♪
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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ Rise and fall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪
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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
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♪ It’s my life ♪
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♪ And my dream ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna
stop me now ♪
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Dimitri, I know
you don’t like baths
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but if you insist on crawling
behind the refrigerator
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I have no choice.
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Balki!
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[panting]
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All our dreams are
about to come true.
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Suzanne Somers is coming
back to prime time?
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No. No, Balki,
that’s your dream.
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What I mean is we
are going to be rich!
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Cousin, I’d
love to be rich
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but don’t that
require money?
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No. No. You don’t understand.
We are going to be rich!
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But first, we are
going to buy a house.
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I’d love to buy a house.
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But again, don’t we have
that same pesky money problem?
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No. No. We don’t.
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I just came from a seminar
called "Dare To Make A Fortune."
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It shows you how to buy
a house for no money down.
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It was brilliant.
Now, I have a plan.
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Oh, God.
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A plan that is going
to make us both rich
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beyond our wildest dreams.
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Cousin, I’ve been
keeping some notes
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on plans you’ve
had over the years.
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[thud]
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Seven of your plans
have cost me money.
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Thirteen of your plans
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have cost me
pride and dignity.
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And three of them eventually
required an ointment.
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Okay, fine.
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If you don’t want
to dare to make a fortune
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I guess that’s up to you.
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Well, thank you for letting me
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off the hook so easily.
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If you want to reject
a basic principle
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of the American way of life,
I guess you can do that.
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Alright, can we just skip
to the part where I give in?
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Because this is really
eating up my day.
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Alright, partner.
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Now, here’s the plan.
We buy a house.
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We get the owner
to carry back paper.
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We don’t need money because
the seller takes a second
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reimburses the buyer
for the amount of the down.
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You understand?
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Everything except the part that
came after, "Alright, partner."
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Trust me, Balki,
I’ll guide you through it.
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After we buy
a house for no money
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we fix it up a little
and then we sell it.
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We use the profits
to buy a better house.
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And then we
sell that house
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for an even bigger
profit and so on.
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So what do you say, Balki?
Shall we dare to make a fortune?
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Well...why not?
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Today I, I went
to the park
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and some kid dared
me to eat a bug.
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I got through that.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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"White."
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"Eggshell."
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"Cream."
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(Balki)
’Mary Anne, check
out these floors.’
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’They’re peg ’n’ groove.’
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‐Balki?
‐’Yeah.’
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What do you
think of cream?
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Oh, the greatest center
in the history of basketball.
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Not Kareem. Cream.
Cream. C‐R‐E‐A‐M.
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Oh, Cream.
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[laughs]
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I feel like an idiot.
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I think, uh, Cream was
one of the best groups
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in the history
of rock ’n’ roll.
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[imitating a guitar]
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Girls, what
do you think?
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Guys, I’m impressed.
This house is beautiful.
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Yeah, and it’s so big.
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Tell me something
I do know.
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This house is as nice as
the palace of the King of Mypos.
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Only, instead of a stairway
coming down from the bedroom
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his serene highness
has a water slide.
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‐Cousin, I was wondering‐‐
‐No.
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Uh, I...
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Couldn’t we put
in a water slide?
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No. No major remodeling.
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We’re just gonna clean the place
up, slap on a new coat of paint
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turn it over
for a quick profit
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and we move on
to our next house.
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That sounds great.
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Who are you gonna
hire to do the work?
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Well, we’re gonna
do it ourselves.
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Oh.
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Ladies, I’m picking up
a little doubt here.
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Balki and I know
what we’re doing.
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We don’t need any
professional help.
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Well, you’re right.
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You’ll‐you’ll probably
do a great job.
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Wanna bet?
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Uh, Mary Anne, come on.
Uh, we’re gonna miss our flight.
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Bye‐bye.
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You’re sweeping me
off my feet again.
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Get out of here.
Get out of here.
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‐Bye‐bye.
‐Bye.
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[sighs]
Okay, let’s
get to work.
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Okay.
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Cousin, maybe...maybe
the girls were right.
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Maybe we should have
hired professional help.
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Oh, nonsense.
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A professional
would cost us money
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and we’re here to make
a fortune, not to spend one.
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Alright, let’s get started.
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Oh, uh, Balki, wanna
grab that drop cloth?
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Oh, sure.
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I’ll tell you what,
you set up the ladder
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and, uh, I’ll
get the brushes.
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‐Okay.
‐Alright.
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Oh, cousin?
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Ooh.
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Careful, Balki.
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A ladder is not a toy.
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Cousin, you’re
absolutely right.
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Thank you.
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[thud]
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Spritz spritz spritz
rub rub rub ♪
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♪ And a couple of tra‐la‐las ♪
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♪ That’s how we
shine the banister ♪
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♪ In this merry
old house of ours ♪
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Balki, a car
just pulled up.
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We are going to have
this house sold by lunch.
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[knocking on door]
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Uh, we saw
the sign out front.
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Oh, yeah? Come in. Come on in.
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Uh, take a look around.
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I’m Elliot.
This is my wife, Hope.
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Oh, hi.
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I’m Larry. This is
my cousin, Balki.
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How much are you
asking for the house?
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A hundred and fifty
thousand dollars.
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Unless you went to the
"Dare To Make A Fortune" seminar
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in which case you know how
to get the house for free.
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Forgive him. He’s from
an Eastern Bloc country.
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They’re all in
a state of confusion.
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Why don’t you
take a look around?
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Thanks. Honey?
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What is the matter
with you?
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They are going
to buy this house.
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If you’ll keep
your mouth shut
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we could be on our way
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to being filthy rich.
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You know, this house
is exactly like the one
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we saw down the street.
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I like the other house
better than this one.
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You mean, the one they built
on top of the old cemetery?
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Uh...would you excuse
us for a minute, please?
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Honey, the only difference
is the other house
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has new doors and a fancy
chandelier in the entry.
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And they’re asking
$20,000 more
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than these guys
want for this place.
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I think we should
snap this place up
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before somebody
else buys it.
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Let’s do it.
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Okay, we’ll
take the house.
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Cousin, we sold the house!
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Now we are so happy
we do the Dance of Joy!
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♪ Dai dai dai dai... ♪
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Cousin...
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...mama told me never
to do the Dance of Joy alone
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or I would go blind.
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I’m sorry.
The house is not for sale.
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But, but you
just said it was.
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Cousin, uh, he’s right.
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I‐I was right here.
I heard you.
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I know, uh, but, uh
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well, I was born
in this house...
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...and so were my parents
and all my close friends.
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Uh, the memories
just came rushing back
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and, well, it’s
just not for sale.
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I’m sorry. But I hope
you find something else‐‐
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I‐I really
like this house.
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‐Maybe in the neighborhood.
‐I‐I’d like to buy this house‐‐
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‐I’m sorry.
‐Take care.
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Very nice to meet you.
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Cousin, I thought you were
born in Madison, Wisconsin.
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I was.
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And they moved this house
all the way from Wisconsin?
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Yes.
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Balki, didn’t you hear
what those people said?
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If we put in some new
doors, some fixtures
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and‐and a chandelier
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we can get an extra
$20,000 for this place.
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Wait a minute.
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You weren’t born
in this house.
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I bet not even half your
friends were born in this house.
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You just want
to make more money.
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Yes! I want
to make more money.
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And if we do
a little remodeling
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that’s exactly
what we’ll do.
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Balki, I have a plan.
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We are going to dare
to make an even bigger fortune.
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And me with no ointment.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Well, Balki, we’re
in the home stretch.
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All we have to do
is hang this chandelier
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then we can sell this baby
and move on to our next house.
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Cousin, you’re turning
me into a believer.
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The house looks great
and you got a good deal
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on this chandelier.
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Yeah, great chandelier.
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You know, life is funny.
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The Driskill Hotel
is condemned...
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...hundreds of people
lose their jobs...
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...bad for them,
good for us.
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Come on, let’s hoist
this baby into place.
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‐Alright, ready?
‐Yeah.
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Pull.
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[grunting]
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‐Are we there yet?
‐No.
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It’s not working.
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Balki, we’re using too much
brawn, not enough brains.
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What we need
is more leverage.
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Balki, follow me.
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Grab on to the rope.
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[spits]
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‐You ready?
‐Yeah.
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There we go.
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Balki, a couple more
jumps off the stairs
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and we’ll have
this baby in place.
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[tinkling]
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Cousin!
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Cousin!
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‐You hear that?
‐What?
254
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,168
It’s the ice cream truck
coming down the street!
255
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,104
Huh? Whoa! Balki!
256
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,539
Balki! Balki!
257
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:03,917
Sorry, cousin.
258
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,854
[instrumental music]
259
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,424
Well, Balki, we’re
in the home stretch.
260
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,227
All we have to do is finish
putting in these light bulbs
261
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,063
then we can sell this baby
and move on to our next house.
262
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,032
Well, cousin, if we do...
263
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,434
...we’ll have to start
a new category for your plans.
264
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,204
‐Yeah? What’s that?
‐Plans that work.
265
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,207
Whoop! Whoa!
266
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,809
‐Careful.
‐Sorry.
267
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:33,113
Let’s just finish putting
in these light bulbs.
268
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:37,984
Ah!
269
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,020
Ah! Balki!
270
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,288
Get the ladder!
Get the ladder!
271
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,424
Get the ladder! Whoo...
272
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,860
Get the ladder!
Get the ladder, Balki!
273
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,428
Oh! Oh!
274
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,265
[instrumental music]
275
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,206
[instrumental music]
276
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,283
Well, cousin, we’re
in the home stretch.
277
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,255
All we have to do is find
a way to get down from here
278
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:19,192
and then we can sell this baby
and move on to our next house.
279
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,361
I don’t suppose you
went to a seminar on
280
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,564
how to get out
of a light fixture?
281
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,203
[tinkling]
282
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,540
Come on, Balki, we
can get through this.
283
00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:35,375
It’s not like
we’re the first guys
284
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,377
to get stuck
in a chandelier.
285
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,448
Cousin, let’s be honest.
Jennifer was right.
286
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,384
We‐we should have
hired professional help.
287
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,521
I mean, cleaning
and‐and painting were easy
288
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,591
but now we’re in
over our heads.
289
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:54,227
In fact, I think we’re in
over most people’s heads.
290
00:14:55,529 --> 00:14:57,163
[thwacks]
291
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,665
[gasps]
292
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,938
Well, who had time
to hire professional help?
293
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,006
We’re racing
against the clock.
294
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,509
We got to sell this house
within the next ten days.
295
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,243
Wait a minute,
why are we in such a hurry?
296
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,045
I was hoping to join
the neighborhood watch
297
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,080
and take a bite
out of crime.
298
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,019
Balki...there is
part of the plan
299
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,955
I didn’t tell you about.
300
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,457
Nothing good can
follow that sentence.
301
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,962
It’s true we bought
the house for no money down...
302
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:32,165
...but in ten days...
our house payment is due.
303
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,467
Uh‐huh.
304
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,137
Just out of curiosity
305
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:39,272
how much would that
house payment be?
306
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:41,307
A hundred and forty
thousand dollars.
307
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:48,214
A h‐hundred and forty
thousand dollars?
308
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,717
I got a 30‐day loan.
I thought that’s all we needed.
309
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,285
Who knew?
310
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,022
Yoo‐hoo.
311
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,925
Well, they said they
were gonna be here.
312
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,364
Larry?
313
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,299
Balki, are you here?
314
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,602
‐Yes.
‐We’re up here.
315
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,345
Hi, guys.
The house looks great.
316
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,550
You should see
it from up here.
317
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,553
This a bad time?
318
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,156
No, no, no.
319
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,158
We’re‐we’re just,
uh, finishing up.
320
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,529
C‐could‐could you j‐just
slide that ladder over here?
321
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,434
Okay, I owe you 20 bucks.
322
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,374
[instrumental music]
323
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,711
If you don’t like the color,
well, we can repaint.
324
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,378
I‐I wanted
to go with cream.
325
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,681
I‐I thought it would
look really nice in here...
326
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:01,387
Looky‐loos.
327
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,824
Balki, we haven’t
received a single offer.
328
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,491
Our house payment is due.
329
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:08,261
If we don’t get at least
a $140,000 for this house
330
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,564
we’ll be ruined.
331
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:13,366
Well, cousin, I...
I agree we’re in debt
332
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:17,804
up to our chandelier,
but...I figured it out.
333
00:17:17,838 --> 00:17:19,840
If we sell
everything we own
334
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:24,177
we’ll only
be short $132,000.
335
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,714
[crying]
336
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:32,619
Cousin, I can see nothing’s
going to cheer you up.
337
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:34,588
[crying]
I don’t wanna...
338
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:40,160
Are you the owners?
339
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,128
Oh...
340
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,363
...I know.
341
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,632
The color’s wrong,
the rooms are too small.
342
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:46,767
Thanks for stopping by.
343
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,636
Well, yes, but we’re still
interested in the house.
344
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:52,405
‐You are?
‐We’re the Hendersons.
345
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,474
I’m Skitch and this
is my wife, Florence.
346
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,480
‐Hello.
‐Well, you’re just in time.
347
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,382
My associate and I
were just considering
348
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,350
which offer on
the house to accept.
349
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,588
‐We were?
‐Oh.
350
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,856
‐You’ve had a lot of offers?
‐Yes.
351
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,193
We have?
352
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,596
Yes, uh, but we can
always consider another one.
353
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,764
Don’t you agree,
Balki? Balki? Balki?
354
00:18:17,798 --> 00:18:19,866
[thwacks]
355
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,303
Y‐yes, yes, i‐in fact,
if we had one more offer
356
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,306
it might help us to decide
which offer to accept.
357
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,610
Well, how much
are you asking?
358
00:18:29,643 --> 00:18:31,411
A hundred and seventy
thousand dollars.
359
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,180
‐A hundred and twenty.
‐A hundred and twenty!
360
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,216
Ow.
361
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,218
You know, in some
parts of the world
362
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,221
an offer that low would
be considered an insult.
363
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,256
And my associate would
have to beat himself
364
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,291
with a leather strap.
365
00:18:50,731 --> 00:18:54,200
I would like to point out
that the chandelier alone
366
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:58,338
is worth $10,000.
367
00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:01,274
You won’t find another
one like it anywhere.
368
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,677
Unless another
hotel goes belly up.
369
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,680
Alright, a 140,000.
370
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:09,650
[rattles]
371
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:11,585
‐Ah! Ah! Ah!
‐I know. I know, Balki.
372
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,587
I’m a little shocked
at their offer myself.
373
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,957
A hundred and forty
thousand dollars.
374
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,925
Mr. Henderson,
you can’t expect me
375
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:22,428
to seriously consider
an offer that low.
376
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,496
[rattles]
377
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,931
[tinkling]
378
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:26,633
Cousin. Cousin. Cousin.
379
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,536
He’ll come up.
380
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:34,340
Mr. Henderson, uh, my
price is a $170,000 firm.
381
00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:37,377
[rattles]
382
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,512
Cousin. Cousin.
383
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,380
No, Balki.
I’m not coming down.
384
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,683
It’s not your coming
down that’s worrying me.
385
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,221
Could you, could you excuse us?
386
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:49,956
Cousin, the chandelier
is falling.
387
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,225
[rattles]
388
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,360
Oh, my Lord!
389
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,531
We got to close
this deal fast.
390
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,965
No, no, no, cousin.
391
00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:01,267
We can’t sell them a house
with a falling chandelier.
392
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,669
Balki, if we sell
the house, I promise
393
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,671
I’ll hire a professional
to fix the chandelier.
394
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:05,939
‐You promise?
‐I promise.
395
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:06,940
Okay.
396
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,810
Yeah, a $140,000, you’ve
got yourself a house.
397
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,245
Why don’t we walk out to my
car and sign the papers?
398
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,947
Why don’t we run
out to your car?
399
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,282
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
I’ve lost my contact lens.
400
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,584
Oh, no, no, no.
401
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,823
There’s a free set of contact
lenses come with the house.
402
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:24,490
But I’d like my
contact lens, please‐‐
403
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:27,027
‐No, no, no.
‐No, no, no.
404
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,429
‐We’ll‐we’ll do it together.
‐Um, we...
405
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,466
Ready?
406
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:36,002
Yeah.
407
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,510
[intense music]
408
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,882
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I got it! I got it!
409
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:53,754
Thank you very much.
410
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,956
‐No trouble.
‐Is something wrong?
411
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,992
No! No, no, everything is fine.
And congratulations.
412
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:03,063
You just bought yourself
a house for a $140,000.
413
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,330
[clicks]
414
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:07,300
[intense music]
415
00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,838
[clanking]
416
00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,648
Okay, a 135,000.
417
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:25,385
[instrumental music]
418
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,628
Well, cousin,
I figured it out.
419
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:38,665
Daring to make a fortune
only cost us $42.
420
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,736
A month.
421
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,340
For the rest of our lives.
422
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,378
I’m sorry, Balki.
423
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,916
I guess I just let my greed
hormones run wild again.
424
00:21:57,618 --> 00:21:58,719
[sighs]
425
00:21:58,752 --> 00:21:59,986
I could have sold the house
426
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,454
for a nice little profit.
427
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,757
But no‐o‐o.
428
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,993
It wasn’t enough
for Larry Appleton.
429
00:22:07,027 --> 00:22:09,963
[imitating Larry]
No‐o‐o, it wasn’t.
430
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,799
‐I wanted more.
‐Ye‐e‐es, you did.
431
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:16,503
‐Well, I learned my lesson.
‐Oh‐h‐h, I doubt that.
432
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,806
No, Balki, I did.
433
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,408
In fact, n‐next week
I’m taking a seminar
434
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,845
"How To Profit
From Your Mistakes."
435
00:22:24,878 --> 00:22:27,147
Well, cousin,
if there is a profit
436
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,616
to be made from mistakes...
437
00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:31,885
...you’re gonna be a rich man.
438
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:34,855
[theme music]
439
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,931
[theme music]
440
00:23:15,028 --> 00:23:17,964
[music continues]