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[theme music]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need some kind
of change ♪
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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna stand
in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall
on the wings of my dreams ♪
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♪ Rise and fall
on the wings of my dreams ♪
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♪ Through rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪
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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
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♪ It’s my life my dream ♪
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♪ And nothing’s gonna
stop me now ♪
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(Larry)
’Come on,
Jennifer and Mary Anne.’
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Just a little further.
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Cousin...
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...why, why you did pick a cabin
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two miles away
from the rest of the group?
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Are you trying to add to
your frequent hiker’s mileage?
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Balki, Balki, Balki.
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While everyone else
from "The Chronicle"
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is way down the hill
playing volleyball
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we’ll be up here
with Jennifer and Mary Anne
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playing different games.
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‐Huh?
‐Ah!
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[laughing]
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[both chuckling]
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Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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What are we talking about?
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I’ll explain it to you later.
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[sighs]
I love getting back to nature.
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So do I.
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I just wish it wasn’t
so far out in the country.
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Hey, isn’t this place great?
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Totally separate
from civilization.
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No television, no telephone‐‐
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Cousin, look, a radio.
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I wonder, I wonder
if we could get
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W‐A‐N‐E, Wane.
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All Wayne Newton
all the time.
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Oh, that’s my favorite station.
Let me try.
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[music on radio]
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‐Nice cabin, Larry.
‐Well, thanks.
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I reserved it way in advance
to make sure
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we had a nice, private
secluded cabin all to ourselves.
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The damn toilet’s backed up.
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I can’t believe I’m stuck
in this crummy cabin.
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Gorpley, what are you
doing here?
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Would you believe it? The idiots
in my cabin threw me out.
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Of course, we believe it,
Mr. Gorpley.
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Ooh, quiet, everybody.
There’s a news bulletin.
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(man on radio)
’Convicted killer,
Howard Mad Dog Kraus’
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’has escaped from prison.’
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’Kraus is six feet four,
completely bald’
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’and is considered
extremely dangerous.’
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’He was last seen
in the vicinity’
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’of the Big Piney
National Forest.
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Wait a minute. We’re in
the Big Piney National Forest.
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What if Mad Dog shows up here?
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Well, if he does,
nobody try to pet him.
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You know, uh,
maybe we better leave.
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We’re very isolated up here.
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Oh, my God, I’m gonna die
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and I’ve already paid
this month’s alimony.
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‐Let’s get out of here.
‐Yeah, good idea‐‐
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Wait, people.
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We came up here to have fun.
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Now don’t tell me that you’re
going to let our whole weekend
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be ruined by one six foot four,
bald‐headed, psychotic killer?
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You’re letting your fears
get the best of you.
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This happened once in Mypos.
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It was right after
the great cucumber famine‐‐
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Bartokomous, we have no time
to listen
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to a stupid Mypos story.
Let’s get out of here.
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Now, w‐wait, wait a minute.
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‐I’ve heard this story.
‐You wanna hear it again?
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‐No.
‐No.
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Balki’s right.
We’re overreacting.
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I mean, this is a big forest.
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What are the chances of Mad Dog
finding this cabin?
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Well, I’m gonna lock the door
just in case.
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Alright.
I’ll start dinner.
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By the time
the steaks are done
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we’ll all realize
how silly we’re being.
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[all screaming]
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Hey, I thought
we all agreed steak was okay.
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
Oh, my god, it’s him.
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‐It’s Mad Dog Kraus.
‐What are we gonna do?
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The only thing we can do
is make a run for it.
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[pounding on door]
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(Mad Dog)
’Open up.’
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Mary Anne and Jennifer,
hide in the closet.
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Not you.
Not you, Mr. Gorpley.
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Somebody should stay
with the women.
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Thank you very much,
Mr. Gorpley.
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That’s‐that’s very brave of you
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but I think we’re going
to need you out here.
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Now, listen, this is my idea.
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If Mr. Mad Dog comes in here
and kills all three of us
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then‐then he might get tired
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and the girls can escape
while he’s resting.
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[pounding on door]
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Oh! Oh, God.
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I gotta come up with a plan.
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It’s a, it’s a lucky thing
that door is good and thick.
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You‐you have plenty of time
to think of something.
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Time’s up.
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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[dramatic music]
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(male #1)
Go on.
Get him out of here.
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I can’t believe you people
captured Mad Dog Kraus.
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You know, the last time
he was captured
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it took half the National Guard.
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So, uh, how did you do it?
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[indistinct chattering]
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Alright, wait. Wait, hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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You, you tell me what happened.
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’And uh,
try to stick to the facts.’
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You know, sometimes
people get a little
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elaborate with their stories.
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We all came up here
on this crummy trip
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the newspaper sponsored.
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I think it was supposed to bring
the employees close together.
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I was in the back
when I heard
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Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
come in.
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Balki, I can’t believe it.
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You, me, Jennifer and Mary Anne
alone in a mountain cabin.
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‐You know what that means?
‐Well, of course, I do.
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I am ridiculous.
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You’re going to try to trick
Jennifer into kissing you.
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Yeah.
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[both laughing]
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Then things got interesting.
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The babes came in.
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I don’t know why we have to have
a cabin so far from Sam Gorpley?
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You know, this can
only mean one thing.
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Larry’s going to try to trick me
into kissing him again.
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‐Eww!
‐Eww!
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Look, cousin, a toaster.
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Wow.
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Cousin, get the bread.
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It just wouldn’t be Friday
without toast.
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Well, I like my Friday toast
as much you do, Balki.
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But that’s not a toaster.
It’s a radio.
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[music on radio]
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A‐a‐a radio?
Where do you put the bread?
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I just killed a rattlesnake
in the bathroom.
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Anybody need a belt?
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Jennifer, Sam’s here.
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Thank God, a real man.
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He’s mine.
I saw him first.
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‐But I want him.
‐He’s mine.
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‐I want him.
‐Girls, please.
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There’s enough of me
to go around.
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Mr. Gorpley
welcome to our bingi bingi.
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You’re just in time for dinner.
I hope you like bingi bingi.
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After dinner,
we’re going to sit down
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in front of the bingi bingi...
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...and sing bingi bingi.
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Bingi bingi...
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Mypiot’s been in this country
four years
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and everything’s still
bingi bingi.
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Oh, quiet, everybody.
There’s a news bulletin.
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(man on radio)
’Convicted killer,
Howard Mad Dog Kraus’
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’has escaped from prison
and is thought to be hiding’
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’in the Big Piney
National Forest.’
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My God, I’m gonna die...
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...and I’ve never been
with a woman.
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My God, I’m going to die
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and I’ve never even
bingi bingi.
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[both crying]
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Guys.
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Guys, guys, guys, get a grip.
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I’m okay.
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You’re letting your fears
get the best of you.
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Mr. Gorpley’s right as usual.
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This same thing happened
once on Mypos.
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It was right
after the great cucumber famine.
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Or was it the tomato famine?
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Maybe it was the great
persimmon famine.
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Or maybe...
Many thanks.
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Now, look, if you’re really
worried, we’ll lock the door.
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Bartokomous.
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But how I can lock the door?
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I don’t have a bingi bingi.
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Bartokomous, the door
has a key in it.
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‐Appleton, shutters.
‐Oh!
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I locked the bingi bingi.
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[all screaming]
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
Mad Dog. Mad Dog.
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There. There.
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That’s, um...
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For his sake,
I hope there’s two of him.
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Let me handle this.
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Later.
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Hey, Mad Dog,
why don’t you come here
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and take me on
if you’re man enough?
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I love a man who challenges
psychotic killers.
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[pounding on door]
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(Mad Dog)
’Open up.’
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Alright, babes in the closet.
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I know you can get us
out of this, Sam.
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Don’t hurt your hands, Sam.
You’ll need them later.
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[growling]
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Not you.
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Come on.
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(both)
Uhh‐uhh‐uhh.
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[pounding on door]
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(Mad Dog)
’Open up.’
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Oh, Mr. Gorpley,
you’re our only hope.
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Can’t you think of a plan
to save us?
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It’s a lucky thing
the door is bingi bingi.
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[screams]
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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Oh, I‐I can’t, I can’t.
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[both screaming]
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Looks like it’s just between
the two of us, Mad Dog.
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[grunts]
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There was a time when a name
like Mad Dog meant something.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, God.
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Bingi bingi.
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Bingi bingi.
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Sam, take me.
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[sighs]
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(male #1)
’So you knocked out
Mad Dog Kraus with one punch?’
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Yep, and that’s pretty much
what happened.
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Then we called the police
and you guys showed up.
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Mr. Gorpley, I cannot believe
what you said about me.
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You know that I never,
under any circumstances
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would use bingi bingi
in a dependent clause.
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Officer, I’m Larry Appleton
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investigative reporter
from "The Chicago Chronicle."
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If you want an objective,
unbiased account
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I think I’m the man
to give it to you.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Hey, hey.
Come on, come on.
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You’re overreacting.
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Mad Dog is probably
nowhere near here.
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Cousin Larry’s right...
as usual.
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Lead us, cousin,
and we will follow.
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Well, I’m locking the door
just in case.
248
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Fine. Lock the door
if it will make you feel better.
249
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,226
I’ll start dinner and
by the time the steaks are done
250
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,829
you’ll all realize
how silly you’re being.
251
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:51,231
That’s my cousin.
252
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:54,200
Hey, is it any wonder
I love the guy?
253
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,605
[all screaming]
254
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,415
Larry, didn’t you see him?
That was Mad Dog Kraus.
255
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,552
Calm yourself, Jennifer.
I saw him.
256
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,219
This is nothing I can’t handle.
257
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,923
I bet he has a plan.
258
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,458
You have a plan,
don’t you, cousin?
259
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:22,028
Oh, do you, Appleton? Do you,
do you? Oh, say you have a plan.
260
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,197
Of course, he has a plan.
261
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,432
Share it with us, cousin.
262
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,536
Ladies, in the closet.
Gentlemen, prepare for battle.
263
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,640
Not you, Gorpley.
264
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,346
Cousin, what are you doing?
265
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,282
I’m just getting him back
for that story he told.
266
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,187
[pounding on door]
267
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:48,955
Come on.
268
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,993
Now, when I give the word,
we’ll jump him.
269
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,460
Good plan, Appleton.
270
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,097
Good plan? Good plan?
271
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,136
I’ll have you know
it’s a brilliant plan.
272
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,509
It’s my privilege to witness
his genius each and everyday.
273
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,714
Balki, please.
Napoleon was a genius.
274
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,316
I’m just a simple man
of great courage.
275
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,019
[screams]
276
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,725
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
277
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,961
Here. Here. Here’s money.
Take it. Take it all.
278
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,329
And there’s, uh,
women in the closet.
279
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,603
Balki, looks like
it’s just you and me.
280
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:37,938
Sorry, I got you into this,
buddy.
281
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:41,508
Oh, cousin, there’s so much I
want to say and so little time.
282
00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,710
Uh, Mad Dog,
could you give us a moment?
283
00:15:43,744 --> 00:15:45,011
Sure.
284
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,753
If I have to die,
this is the way I want to go.
285
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:56,256
Fighting at the side
of the bravest man I know.
286
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,359
I kiss the ground you walk on.
287
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,695
‐Did you just walk right there?
‐Yes, I did.
288
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,201
‐Di you, did you walk here?
‐Yes, I did.
289
00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:13,640
Alright, uh, Come on, come on,
Balki, come on, come on.
290
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,177
We’ve got a job to do.
291
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,345
Mad Dog, proceed.
292
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,446
Eeyah!
293
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,552
Alright, I was hoping
I wouldn’t have to do this.
294
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,120
Wakaa!
295
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,093
Let him go. I know karate.
296
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,163
Big deal. Ha!
Urgh!
297
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,000
Oh, cousin, I don’t know
how much longer I can endure.
298
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,570
Alright, I warned you.
299
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,172
Hyah!
300
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,576
Wakaaa!
301
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,146
Hyah! Hyah!
302
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,627
Cousin, I don’t think
you hurt him.
303
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,194
Oh, no?
304
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,295
[snaps finger]
305
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,378
Larry, take me.
306
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,589
I like my version better.
307
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,291
Hey, I just told it
the way it happened.
308
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,226
Is there anyone here
that can tell me what happened
309
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,462
without turning himself
into Indiana Jones?
310
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,131
(Jennifer and Mary Anne)
Balki.
311
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,601
Balki, could you tell me
what happened?
312
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,604
Start at the very beginning.
313
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,807
Well, uh, that would be
about four years ago
314
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,742
when I first decided
to come to America.
315
00:17:55,776 --> 00:17:57,578
Sir, sir, sir.
316
00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,346
Could you skip ahead
to when Kraus came in?
317
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,649
Oh, uh, alright.
318
00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,150
But you’re gonna,
you’re gonna miss hearing
319
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,119
about the first time
I had Mexican food.
320
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,759
Jennifer and Mary Anne
were hiding in the closet
321
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,628
when Mad Dog opened the door.
322
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:19,499
I’m gonna kill you.
323
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,268
Uh, he seemed upset.
324
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,340
Mr. Gorpley went to make sure
that Jennifer and Mary Anne
325
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:28,875
were still safe
in the closet.
326
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:30,243
[screaming]
327
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,316
Uh, l‐look, uh,
now that you’re here
328
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,851
why‐why‐why don’t you
just leave?
329
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,653
And‐and we won’t tell
anyone that we saw you.
330
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:41,855
Cousin, cousin,
we‐we couldn’t do that.
331
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,290
That would be lying.
332
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,894
However, I do have a‐a‐a couple
of Myposian stories
333
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:51,331
that apply to this situation.
W‐would you like to hear them?
334
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,666
‐No.
‐No.
335
00:18:55,836 --> 00:18:58,471
‐Uh, let him go.
‐Why?
336
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,874
Well‐well, uh...
337
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,743
I know karate.
338
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,844
Ha!
339
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,180
Hyah!
340
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:15,355
Okay, I think
I’ll kill you first.
341
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,393
Phakaaa!
342
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,268
Oh!
343
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,204
[grunting]
344
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:50,757
[glass shattering]
345
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:54,394
Whoa.
346
00:19:56,997 --> 00:19:58,732
Phakaaa! Ha ha!
347
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,369
Phakaa!
348
00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:07,541
[panting]
349
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,351
Hyah!
350
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,556
Cousin, I think he’s finished.
351
00:20:26,927 --> 00:20:28,629
Good.
352
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,496
Because I think
I broke my hand.
353
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,934
‐Cousin, let me see.
‐Ow!
354
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:45,679
Larry...take me home.
355
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,749
What?
356
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,288
Take me home?
357
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,558
I‐is that what you said?
Take me home?
358
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,761
Well, yeah.
359
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:08,502
Balki, uh, did everything happen
th‐the way you said?
360
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,604
Uh, I’m afraid so, cousin.
361
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,706
Well, that,
that would explain this.
362
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,710
If we have any further
questions, we’ll be in touch...
363
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,946
...with him.
364
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:21,615
Hey, look, if there’s any kind
of reward involved
365
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,049
I could come up
with a believable story.
366
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,851
Maybe we can work out
some kind of arrangement.
367
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,523
I‐I could’ve sworn I was the one
who knocked out Kraus.
368
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,792
Well, cousin, sometimes
we remember things
369
00:21:31,825 --> 00:21:33,794
the way we wished
they had happened.
370
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,396
I thought I was a hero.
371
00:21:37,931 --> 00:21:40,601
Well, you‐you were.
372
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,869
If you hadn’t distracted Mad Dog
373
00:21:42,903 --> 00:21:44,938
by letting him nearly
kill you...
374
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,643
...then I wouldn’t
have had enough time
375
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,344
to go get the frying pan
and...
376
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,680
...save your life.
377
00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:56,817
I’m very proud of you, Larry.
378
00:21:57,951 --> 00:22:00,521
And I’m proud of you too, Balki.
379
00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:03,557
And I have all weekend
to show you how much.
380
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:12,733
Well, I‐I‐I know...
one thing we could do.
381
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,570
Bingi bingi?
382
00:22:17,971 --> 00:22:19,540
You said it.
383
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,679
Shall we?
384
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,781
♪ You put your bingi in ♪
385
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,783
♪ You put your bingi out ♪
386
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,785
♪ You put your bingi in ♪
387
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:33,887
♪ And you shake it all about ♪
388
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:43,997
[theme music]