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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna stand
in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend

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* Gives every dark street

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* A light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* Ah

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Alright, nobody peek.
Nobody peek, come on.

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Come on, come on, come on,
keep going, keep going.

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Go on, go on.
Alright, turn right.

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Whoa!

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Okay.
I didn't, I didn't peek.

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I know.

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Okay, alright.

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Now, ready?

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You said it was, uh,
it was hours of fun

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and something we can all enjoy.

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I know! A Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle Dreamhouse?

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No. Now. Ready? Set? Open.

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What do you think?

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I see it...

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I love it...

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What is it?

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It's one of those chairs
that plays music, right?

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Plays music? Plays music?

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This happens to be
a state of the art

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stereo chair.

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Wow!

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A Sony Sit-man!

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Alright, alright,
listen to this.

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You are going to love it.

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I don't hear anything.

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I think you have to be
in the chair.

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Kenny Rogers on CD. Fantastic.

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* Know when to hold 'em

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* Know when to fold 'em

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* Know when to walk away

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* Know when to run

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* You never count your money

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* When you're sittin'
at the table

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* There'll be time enough
for countin'

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* When the dealin's done

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* You got to know
when to hold 'em

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* Know when to fold...

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Balki, this was
meant for one person.

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Only if that one person
don't want to share.

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You know, Larry,
I'd be nervous with something

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this expensive in my apartment.

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Maybe you should
get a burglar alarm.

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A burglar alarm?
I don't think so.

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Oh, we have that on Mypos.

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You told me there are
no burglars on Mypos.

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Well, there aren't,
but you never know

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It's a lovely island
but, boy, those Kleptos...

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Maniacs.

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Larry, you have
a lot of valuable things

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worth protecting,
maybe you should get an alarm.

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I don't need to spend
a lot of money

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on an alarm system
to protect my home.

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Well, you don't have
to spend a lot of money.

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Mary Anne and I got a simple,
inexpensive alarm.

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Someone breaks in, the bell
goes off, the police show up.

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Jennifer's always
reminding me to set it.

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Did you set it?

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No, you didn't remind me.

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We better go.

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Do I have to remind you
to do everything?

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No, you didn't remind me
to turn off the iron.

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Did you hear that?

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An alarm system. Women!

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They're such fragile creatures.

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All the protection
men like us need

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is a sturdy oak door
and a good deadbolt.

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(LAUGHING)

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Come on, Balki, we gotta
go pick up the girls.

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We have, uh, dinner reservations
at Antoine's Cajun Kitchen?

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Well, um, ahem,
cousin, you, you know

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you always eat too much
of Antoine's Four-Alarm Shrimp.

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So don't you think before we go
you ought to coat your stomach?

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Well, good idea, Balki. Uh,
could you get the Maalox for me?

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Why don't you get it yourself?

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Alright.

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(BALKI LAUGHING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Get, get it off!

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Get it off!

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Ow!

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Pretty good, huh?

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I suppose you have
an explanation for this?

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Well, of course, I do.
Don't be ridiculous.

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The ice prevents swelling.

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No, I mean...

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An explanation for this.

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Oh, well...

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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I took the liberty of installing

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several Myposian crimestoppers.

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They're all
absolutely foolproof.

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I know because

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Well, I'm going to rest easy

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knowing that my antacid is safe.

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Now, can we go to Antoine's?

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Uh, not just yet, cousin.

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Please.

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(METAL CLANKING)

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Pretend it's late at night.

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We're all snug in our beds.

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The moonlight shining
through the window.

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Suddenly the window opens...

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And in he comes...
Balki.

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Balki.

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It's the beginning of Peter Pan.

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Yeah, but, cousin,
this is where the story

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takes an unexpected turn.

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It's a burglar.

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He comes into the apartment...

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He looks around and
he says...

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"Hey, this is a nice
lookin' apartment.

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Wow, what do we have here?"

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But before he can lay one
fingerprint on our valuables

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he steps right into the middle

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of this innocent looking rug

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and we've had him
right where we want him.

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Upside down
in the Kleptos-Katcher.

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Well, I pity the golf bag
that breaks into this apartment.

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Oh, my Lord.

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Somebody's been in here.

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Oh, my God.

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and we left the place a mess.

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I am so embarrassed.

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No. Balki.

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I mean, we've been robbed.

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They took my stereo chair!

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The police!
We got to call the police!

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Uh, no. Cousin.

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Whoa!

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At least we know
one thing for sure.

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The burglar didn't
come in through the window.

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Balki! Balki!

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Come here!

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How much longer
is this gonna take?

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You don't put in
a top of the line

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security system in 15 minutes.

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I mean, Rome might've been
built in a day

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but it took 'em
a month to secure it.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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Boy, when I signed up
for home banking

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I had no idea they'd put
a vault in the living room.

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That is part
of our new security system.

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Cousin, you changed your mind.

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Okay.
Aah!

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Aah!

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Balki, this is Joe McNulty.

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Joe, this is Balki Bartokomous.

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Ah.

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Joe is from
Safe at Home Security Systems.

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You're not safe at home
until you call Safe at Home.

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And you are not fully clean,
until you are Zestfully clean.

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Well, you are now protected by

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the world's
only Doomsday System.

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Designed and developed
by yours truly.

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I've adjusted
the templates in the window

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and the overall timing
mechanism has been programmed

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to prevent any
microprocessor overload.

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Cousin, I think
we've gone way beyond

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a sturdy oak door
and a deadbolt.

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Balki...

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I went out and spent good
money

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on another stereo chair

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and I'm gonna make sure
no one steals this one.

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Yeah, but...

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Kleptos out there.

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These are high-tech criminals.

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They got beepers,
cellular phones, laptops.

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What have we got?
A golf bag on a rope.

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We need security,
we need peace of mind

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we need the Doomsday System.

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Yeah, but I...
Well, I'm on my way.

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All you have to do is
punch in a secret code

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and you can turn
the system on and off.

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Now the doomsday
is a one-of-a-kind system.

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If you have any questions

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consult these
easy to follow instructions.

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Goodbye.
Thank you.

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(DOOR CREAKING)

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I'll read this later.

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Ah!

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Now, what would be
a good secret code?

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Okay. Okay, secret code.

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Okay, I know, I'll say...

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The clumsy giant plays

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hopscotch in the moonlight.

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And you'll say...
That's not what I meant.

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No, cousin, that's too simple.

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You will say...

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In the dead of night
the humpback whale...

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Balki, Balki, Balki.

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The secret code
is a four-digit number.

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but they might
be easier for Jennifer

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and Mary Anne to remember.

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No.

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No one can know
the secret code.

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Not Jennifer,
not Mary Anne, not Lydia...

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In fact, not you.

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Why not, cousin?

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You're too honest,
too good, too trusting.

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I could change.

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shoulder this
responsibility alone.

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Now, what would be

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a good secret code?

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Got it.

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Ah.

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No one would guess this
in a million years.

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The year you were born?
Lucky guess.

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It's obvious, we need something

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just a little bit
more complicated.

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Ah.

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Okay, I'll use
the middle four digits

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of my driver's license number

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divide that by my inseam.

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Subtract my shoe size...

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Five thousand
two hundred ninety one.

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Okay. Got it.

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Ah!

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There. Now, only I know
the secret code.

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The code is mine.
It is my code.

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Fine, it is your code.

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It's your alarm. It's
your country. Who am I?

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I'm just a simple Mypiot boy
who has always dreamed

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of knowing the code

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Goodnight, cousin.

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Is it the year
your mother was born?

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No.

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Goodnight.

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Damn!

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Balki! Balki!

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Wake up!

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Cousin?

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Something's gone wrong.

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What?

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What are you doing?

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Laser beams!

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Ah!

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00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,472
Somebody must have
broken in to the house.

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Balki, it was me.

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Oh.

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00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,945
Why did you break in?
You, you live here.

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No, I didn't break in.

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I accidentally
triggered the alarm.

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Now, listen, we have got
to get over to the keypad

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00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:35,054
without breaking the beams
or the siren will go off.

266
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,656
Okay.
No!

267
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,426
What?

268
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,428
Stay down.

269
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,176
Follow me.
Okay.

270
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,379
Aah!

271
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,448
Aah!

272
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,490
Thank God. We made it.

273
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,925
Cousin, now we're so happy,
we do the Dance...

274
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,861
No!
Of joy!

275
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,233
Oh!

276
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,536
(ALARM RINGING)

277
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,338
Alright. Alright.
Now, now don't panic.

278
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,974
Now, all I have to do,
uh, uh, to deactivate the system

279
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,976
is punch in the security code.

280
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,911
Uh, the security code.

281
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,480
The year I was born.

282
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,081
Uh, no, the y...
The year you were born.

283
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,885
The year my mother was born.

284
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,087
Alright, now... Now, listen.

285
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,922
There must be
some other way

286
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,392
to shut off the system.

287
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,659
Oh!

288
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,764
There.

289
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,503
System deactivated.

290
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,741
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Attention, intruders.

291
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,877
Your presence has activated
the Doomsday System.

292
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,021
Cousin,
this might be a good time

293
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,889
to read that
instruction manual.

294
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,731
Relax. How bad could it be?

295
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,834
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Intruder,
you have chosen to violate

296
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,338
the home of a law-abiding
citizen for the last time.

297
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,107
You have exactly 60 seconds

298
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,176
to the release of poison gas.

299
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,914
Poison gas!
Poison gas!

300
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,952
(SCREAMING)

301
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,921
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Attention, intruder.

302
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,791
Fifty seconds
to the release of poison gas.

303
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,194
Alright, Balki.

304
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,629
Oh, my God! What's the code?

305
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,265
Cousin...
I got it!

306
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,666
I remember the code!

307
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,603
It's the combination
of my gym locker.

308
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,674
Cousin, I haven't actually
read the instruction manual

309
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,041
but I don't think
the keypad works

310
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,043
once you rip it out of the wall.

311
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:15,348
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Intruder, 30 seconds
to the release of poison gas.

312
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,850
(SOBBING)

313
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,820
We're gonna die. Thank you.

314
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:21,721
You're welcome.

315
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,790
Cousin, we can
get out the window.

316
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:24,857
Oh!

317
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,459
(GASPING)

318
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,997
(GRUNTING)

319
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,301
Alright, stand back.

320
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,346
I forgot.
It's reinforced security glass.

321
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,114
Well, who did you think
was gonna break in?

322
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,949
The Terminator?

323
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,017
Well, there must be something

324
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,119
big enough to break it with?

325
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,521
No!

326
00:20:56,088 --> 00:21:01,561
No!

327
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:06,766
Yes!

328
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,736
six, five,

329
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,238
four, three...

330
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,573
Two.
Hold your breath!

331
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,908
AUTOMATED VOICE:
One, zero.

332
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,579
Attention, owners.

333
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,148
The intruders
have been frightened away.

334
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,651
Please reset the system.

335
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,053
Thank you,
and have a nice day.

336
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,023
(SNIFFING)

337
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,429
Wait a minute.
There's no poison gas.

338
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,666
Balki!

339
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,068
Breathe!

340
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,439
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

341
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,016
Well...

342
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:01,688
I really made a mess
of things, didn't I?

343
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:07,093
I could have got
a simple basic alarm system

344
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,662
but no, I had to go
with the laser beams

345
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,698
and the security glass.

346
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,601
I dove off the deep end.

347
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,706
Bit off more than I could chew.

348
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:24,444
Yes, cousin,
once again you did it

349
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,413
your way.

350
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,518
I'm just sorry
about the chair.

351
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,085
Oh, don't worry
about the chair.

352
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,788
I worked a small miracle
putting it back together.

353
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,126
I even surprised myself.

354
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:56,409
(THEME MUSIC)

355
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,471
(MUSIC CONTINUES)