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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter
what the odds are this time

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* Nothing's going to
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street

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* A light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's going to
stop me now *

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That's one small sip for Balki

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one giant slam dunk
for the environment.

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(TELEPHONE RINGS)

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Thank you for reaching out
and touching me.

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Who is this?

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Oh, Mrs. Holland!
Mrs. Holland, how are you?

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No, you're not
interrupting anything.

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I was just crushing my can.
Crushing my can.

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Well, certainly I can
babysit Tess tonight.

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Yeah.
Balki!

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No, it's...
Just bring her over any time.

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Balki!
Uh, yeah.

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We'll have a lot of fun.

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Okay, okay, Mrs. Holland

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and thank you for using AT&T.

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Balki.

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Cousin, you picked up garbage!

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I'm so happy you decided
to give a hoot and not pollute.

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No, no, Balki, Balki.

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What looks like garbage to you

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are notes on the most
important story

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to hit Chicago in years.

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While I was down
at City Hall this morning

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I saw Big Jim Morris.

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You saw Big Jim Morris?

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Who's Big Jim Morris?

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Big Jim Morris.

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He's a crooked contractor

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who's been banned from doing
business with the city.

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So you tell me, Balki,

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what was Big Jim doing
talking to two city aldermen?

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I wouldn't know, cousin.

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Mama always told me

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when you go to the park,
don't talk to older men.

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Not older men.
Aldermen. Aldermen.

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He was talking to Aldermen.

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Well, I knew something was afoot
so I spent the rest of the day

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digging up enough evidence
to prove that Big Jim

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is still involved
with dirty dealings.

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(GASPS)
I loved that movie!

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Patrick Swayze was brilliant!

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No. No.

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Not Dirty Dancing.

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Dirty dealings.

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Dirty dealings.

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Phony contracts,
payoffs, bribes.

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Balki, this is my big break.

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I've got the jump on every
reporter in this city.

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If I can get this story
in tomorrow's edition,

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you'll be rooming
with a journalistic superstar!

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Sam Donaldson is moving in?

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No!

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No!

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Not him!

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Me!

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Me! I'll be a superstar!

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Tough break for Sam.

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Listen to me.
Look, Balki, listen to me!

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Listen to me!

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Tonight, I don't want
any phone calls.

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Got it.

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I don't want any interruptions.

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Got it.

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Got it! Got it! Got it!

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Argh!

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Cousin, I got it.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
That must be Tess.

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We're babysitting tonight.

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Hello, Balki.

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Could you excuse us
for just a moment?

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Who are these people?

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Cousin, that's
Mrs. Holland

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and her daughter, Tess.

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If you'd do the laundry once
in a while, you'd meet people.

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Balki, why are we babysitting

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on the one night
when I need absolute quiet?

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Because I made
a promise, cousin,

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and I need
to keep my promises.

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You won't even know
Tess is here.

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Hey, Balki,
let's play boochi tag!

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Boochi, boochi, boochi!

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(GASPS)

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I'm safe. I got the boochi.

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Oh, you're good!

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Uh, Balki, uh, aren't you going
to introduce me to your friends?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Boochi break.

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Um, Mrs. Holland,
I want you to meet my cousin

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Cousin Larry Appleton.

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who is dancing in the park
with older men.

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Nice to know you, Larry.

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I really appreciate
you taking care of Tess.

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Well, I better scoot.

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Now, Tess, you be a good girl.

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I will, Mom.
Okay.

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Buh-bye.
Oh, bye-bye.

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Let's party!

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Tess, dear.

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Tonight is quiet night.

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And Balki is gonna
show you

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a lot of quiet things to do,
aren't you, Balki?

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Yes, cousin.
Good.

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Boochi, boochi, boochi.

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Boochi, boochi, boochi.

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(TESS GIGGLING)

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TESS: Balki.

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(GRUNTS)

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You missed me!
I'll get you next time.

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(GRUNTING)

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Balki, I thought
you were gonna play outside

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so that I could
get some work done.

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It's cold and dark
and some big kid wants my shoes.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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* She is wicked
nasty and mean

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* As a girl can be *

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Balki, could you possibly
do something about this?

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Cousin, she don't know where
the volume control button is.

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Yes, I do. Here.

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* She made me wait
I just wanna cry... *

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How's that, cousin?
Lower.

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(IN LOW VOICE)
How's that, cousin?

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Turn it down.

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Better?
Turn it down.

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Better?
Turn it down.

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Perfect! Enjoy!

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Tess, maybe you'd like
to wear the earphones.

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No.
But why not?

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Earphones mess up my hair.
Oh.

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Cousin, earphones mess up
her hair.

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Here, Tess.

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Your hair looks even nicer
like this.

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Cousin, don't you think you're
being just a little hard on her?

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The girl just wants
to have fun.

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Well, Balki, the next time
she wants to have fun

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just tell her no.

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I cannot believe
what you just said.

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What did I say?
I just told you to tell her no.

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You said it again.
What kind of monster are you?

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Balki, occasionally a child
will do something wrong

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and you have to say that word.

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Cousin, on Mypos
we never say no.

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We believe that children
should be allowed to grow

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like wild flowers
on the side of the mountain,

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their little faces
turned up toward the sun.

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Hey, girls.
Do you believe in love?

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Well, I got something
to say about it.

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* Don't go for
second best baby

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* Put your love to the test

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* You know you know got to... *

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Balki!
Ah!

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Is that too loud
for you, cousin?

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Well, cousin,
if you get lonely

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Thank you.

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* Yeah I wanna dance
with somebody

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* Say you wanna dance *

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* Say you wanna dance *

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Oh, my Lord!

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Were we robbed?

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(MUFFLED)
Don't be ridiculous.

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Well, did you, uh... Did you
get a good look at who did this?

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Tess did it.

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Cousin, we were playing
Cowboys and Mypiots.

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And you lost?
No, I won.

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has turned her into a monster?

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Cousin, she's not a monster.

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00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:03,030
Listen, could you untie me?

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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,299
I, uh, I had a big glass
of iced tea

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about an hour ago.

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00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,838
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Good story, Appleton.
I'm putting it on page one.

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Thank you, Mr. Wainwright.
But it's too long.

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00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,923
Take out a hundred words.

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You'll get it to me
in ten minutes.

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Ten minutes, of course, sir.

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00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:35,729
Yeah, and you can count on me.

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And when I first joined the--
Nine and half minutes.

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All right, okay.

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00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,039
Nine minutes, fifteen seconds.

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Nine minutes, ten seconds.

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Nine, eight...

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Seven, six...

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00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,416
Oh, my God! I'm freezing up.

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00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:02,823
Okay! Where is the Mypiot?

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00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,692
He'll be late.

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00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,028
I need him to find out
what is going on around here.

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00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,530
Somebody's been pushing
all the elevator buttons

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00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,432
leaving phones off the hook

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00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,302
and there's a Barbie doll
stuck in the mail chute.

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00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,438
Well, I gotta get to work.

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00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,075
A Barbie doll
stuck in the mail chute?

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00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,511
She's here.

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00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:30,818
Okay! We're almost done
with our mail delivery.

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00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,220
Now, uh, Mr. Gorpley's mail.

212
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:36,223
That's right. That's right.

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00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,925
Very good.

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00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:41,361
You almost got it
in the box this time.

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00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,032
Okay, and last, but not yeast,
Cousin Larry's mail.

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00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,136
Air mail.

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00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,041
Very funny, dear.

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00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,277
Uh, would you excuse us
for just a moment?

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00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,216
Why did you...

220
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,019
(GIGGLING)

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00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,687
Come on, here we go.
Here we go.

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00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,457
Go on, go on and play.

223
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,025
Why did you bring her here?

224
00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,626
Well, she wanted to come.

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00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,563
Balki, people do not bring
children to the workplace.

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00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,731
Oh, is that so, Mr. Spock?

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00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,367
Well, for your information,
on Mypos

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00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,502
we always bring children
to the workplace.

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00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,172
Well, Balki, on Mypos,
the workplace is a field.

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00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,441
And the worst damage a child
could do is to trample a gourd.

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00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,179
Now, this is a major
metropolitan newspaper

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00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,747
and I have to finish a story
in exactly...

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00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,383
In exactly...

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00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,986
Where's my watch? Where
is my watch? My watch is gone!

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00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,588
Where's my watch?
I have your watch.

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00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,256
Now, you see it...

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00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,360
...now you don't.

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00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:03,443
Cousin, cousin, I'm,
I'm sorry I took so long.

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00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,546
I, I found your watch
in the sports department.

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00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:11,151
And, and in the,
the advertising department

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00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,888
and...in the,
the classified department

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00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,491
and this doesn't go with
the watch but isn't it pretty?

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00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,098
Are you going to have
a nervous breakdance?

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00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,568
(CLINKING)

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00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,537
Balki,

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00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,639
nothing can spoil this day.

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00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,942
In less than an hour,
the Chicago Chronicle

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00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,845
hits the streets
with my story on the front page.

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00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:41,181
Cousin, that's wonderful!

250
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:45,018
Wait 'til I tell Tess.
She'll be pleased as lunch.

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00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,255
Where is the little darling?

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00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:51,491
Don't suppose it's too much
to hope the police have her?

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00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,862
Cousin, she's with Miss Lydia,
who unlike you,

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00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,031
has the patience
to nurture a child.

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00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,802
Wait 'til I get
my hands on you!

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00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,737
You little devil child!

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00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,007
Don't let her get me!
Uh, uh, Lydia! Lydia!

258
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,508
Wh-what is going on?

259
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,945
That little monster
left me a note!

260
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,718
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
who covered my telephone

261
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,054
in peanut butter and jelly?

262
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,228
I just got
a melted chocolate bar

263
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,330
in the inter-office mail.

264
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,502
I want an explanation,
Gorpley!

265
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,039
We have got to get her
out of here.

266
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,215
Look how big I am.
I can reach this.

267
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,882
That turns on the sprinklers!

268
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,218
ALL: No!

269
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,081
It's been quite a day,
hasn't it?

270
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,118
Let me run the highlight film
for you, Balki.

271
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,388
(SIGHS)

272
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:32,059
For the first time
in 75 years,

273
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:35,162
the Chicago Chronicle
didn't publish.

274
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,398
But what do I care?

275
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:41,534
At some time,
in the next 75 years,

276
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,470
maybe I'll get another chance

277
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,339
to have a story
on the front page.

278
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,277
And who do we have to thank?

279
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,012
Tess, the Terrible

280
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,748
and her Mypiot babysitter!

281
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,122
(SIGHS)

282
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,692
I'm sorry, cousin,
I wasn't paying attention.

283
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,697
I was sitting here,

284
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,532
sitting here thinking

285
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,767
maybe I was too lenient
with Tess.

286
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,205
No.

287
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,775
Thanks, cousin,
but you can't change my mind.

288
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,512
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

289
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,249
(SIGHS)

290
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,121
My mother said
I should give these to you.

291
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,223
And thank you
for taking care of me.

292
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,126
Oh, these are my favorite.

293
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,693
Tollbooth cookies.

294
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:46,433
Are you mad at me because I
made it rain on your newspaper?

295
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,268
Oh, I'm not mad at you.

296
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,542
Uh, I'm not mad at you,

297
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,311
but, but you-you-you
shouldn't have

298
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,113
turned on the sprinklers.

299
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,981
That was wrong,

300
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,852
but I was also wrong because
I shouldn't have let you do

301
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,254
whatever you wanted to do.

302
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,689
It got us all into
a lot of trouble.

303
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,162
Does, does this mean
we can't be friends anymore?

304
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,631
We can still be friends

305
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,501
but I'm going to have
to say a word to you

306
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:25,138
that I've never said
to a child before.

307
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,244
I'm-I'm going to
have to-to say...

308
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,249
...no.

309
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,818
I can live with that.

310
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,554
Oh, Tess, Tess, I can't
expect you to understand

311
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,757
how anybody ever going
to say such an ugly world

312
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,326
but sometimes in life,
you just have to be--

313
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,628
Balki. Balki!

314
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:49,929
Yeah?

315
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,298
I get it.

316
00:18:54,467 --> 00:19:00,273
You don't mind.
No.

317
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,108
I'm going to have
to ask you to do something

318
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,211
you might not want to do.

319
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:09,015
Like what?

320
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,218
for everything you did today.

321
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,570
I'm really sorry
that I got you all wet.

322
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,340
And I'm sorry I got you
in trouble with your boss.

323
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,609
And I'm sorry I broke
your watch.

324
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,181
Well...

325
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,919
...that's okay.

326
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,256
It was an old watch.

327
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,158
Bu you're gonna have to be

328
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,628
a little more careful
from now on.

329
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,130
Yeah, yeah, I will.
Okay.

330
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,768
Well, bye, Larry.
Bye-bye.

331
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:02,835
Bye, Balki.

332
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,578
Well...I guess

333
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,913
she's not so bad after all.

334
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,750
You know...

335
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:20,219
...I'll never forget the look
on Wainwright's face

336
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,221
when that water hit him.

337
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,591
Was it me,

338
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,494
or did you see steam
rising from his head?

339
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,299
Are you asking

340
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,368
did I see steam
rising from his head,

341
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,571
or did I see you
rising from his head?

342
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,277
I'm asking was it me,

343
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,514
or did you see steam
rising from his head?

344
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,923
Okay, okay, are you asking

345
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,627
was it me who saw steam
rising from his head

346
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,763
or was it you who saw steam
rising from his head?

347
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,898
I'm asking was it me

348
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:09,268
or did you see steam
rising from his head?

349
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,644
Yes. Now I have one for you.

350
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,681
Was it me,

351
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,616
or was that Miss Lydia's
beauty mark

352
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,352
sliding down her cheek?

353
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,291
It was you.

354
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,295
It was definitely you
sliding down her cheek.

355
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,000
TESS: Balki.

356
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,402
Hey, Balki.

357
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,007
Hi, Tess.

358
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,643
I wanna talk
to Uncle Cousin Larry.

359
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,878
Oh.

360
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,046
Uh, Cousin Larry,
come-come and talk to Tess.

361
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,848
I think she wants to be friends.

362
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:58,351
No.

363
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,219
Cousin Larry,
you come over to the window.

364
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,789
She came all
the way down here...

365
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,891
She came all the way down here
to make friends

366
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,693
and say she was sorry,
the least you can do

367
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,895
is stick your head out
the window and say hello.

368
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,030
Okay, okay. Hmm.

369
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:15,034
I...guess I haven't been
very nice to her.

370
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,840
Hi, Tess.

371
00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:21,941
(TESS GIGGLING)

372
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:47,534
Is it me...

373
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,672
...or is that steam
rising out of your head?

374
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,045
(MUSIC CONTINUES)