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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* And a long lost friend

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* Standing tall
on the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Cousin. Cousin.

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Try.

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Everybody loved it.

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Egg rolls?
Yeah.

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Well, they look safe enough.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Balki, these are the best
egg rolls I've ever had!

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Oh, go on with you--
No, I mean it!

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Well, as my cooking teacher,
Mr. De Rigeur said

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"Balki, cuisine is an art.

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That's why we call it
cuisine-art."

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What gives it that
sort of bittersweet taste?

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Well, uh...

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Cousin, you know, a chef

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is never supposed
to reveal his secrets.

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But I added a Myposian delicacy.

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I didn't think you had it
in this country

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and then I found it
down by the lake

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in a grocery store
called Ned's Bait Shop.

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"Ned's Bait Shop?"

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Yeah. Ned had no produce at all,
but his meat case was stunning.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Oh, hi, Jennifer.
Hi, Larry.

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BALKI:
Oh, Jennifer!
Jennifer! Can I...

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Can I offer you some,
some egg rolls a la Mypoise

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Oh, thank you, Bal...
No, no, no. No, no, no.

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...ki, but I just ate.

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Oh, okay. Maybe later.

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They, they really should curdle
for about an hour.

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Get back in there.

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Stay.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Larry, there's something
I need to ask you.

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Well, sure. What is it?

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who wants to have dinner
with me Friday night.

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But I'd be happy to say no
if you want me to.

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No, don't be silly.
Have dinner with your friend.

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What's her name?
Bill Madden.

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That wouldn't be a guy,
would it?

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Absolutely not!

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Uh, so you have,
uh, dinner with a guy

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who sat next to you
in zoology lab. Big deal.

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Actually, I dated Bill
for four years.

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No! No, no, no. No.

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He's an old friend.

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Have dinner with him.
I insist.

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You wouldn't be upset?

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Upset? Me? No, no, no. No.

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Have a good time.

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Say hello to Bill for me.

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Well, okay.

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Bye-bye.

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(CRYING)
I wanna die...

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I wanna die!
Cousin...

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(SOBBING)

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What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?

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What is wrong with me?

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Jennifer is going out
with her old boyfriend.

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Oh, is that all?
No, that's a horrible thing!

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I don't want Jennifer going out
with another guy!

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But, cousin, cousin,
I don't get it.

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I just heard you tell her
it was all right.

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If you didn't want her to go,
why you don't just say no?

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Balki, the woman I love
tells me she wants to go out

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with another man
and you expect me to say no?

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What? Do you think I'm stupid?

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Is this a trick question?

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No. No, it is very simple.

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Jennifer is a woman
of the nineties.

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Nineties?

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I would have guessed
late twenties, tops.

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Not a woman in her nineties.

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A woman of the nineties.

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And if you read any of those
women's magazines

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you know that what she wants
is a man of the nineties.

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Well, cousin, in 60 years

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you'll be a man in your nineties

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and all your problems
will be solved.

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No, no, not a man
in his nineties.

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A man of the nineties.

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And a man of the nineties
isn't possessive or jealous.

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And if I had told Jennifer
I didn't want her to go

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on this date,
she would have thought

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I was possessive and jealous.

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And then,
she would have dumped me

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But, but...she is going out
with another man

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and you are miserable.

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I know that.

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But that's how you keep
a woman in the nineties.

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Haven't you understood
a word I've said?

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Let me explain it again.
Let me explain it. It's simple!

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It's really very, very simple.

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This little piggy
went to market.

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This little piggy
stayed home.

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This little...

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(SIGHS)

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Larry Appleton is a jerk!

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It didn't go well?

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I just asked him
if he would mind

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if I had dinner
with another man.

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Do you know what he had
the nerve to say to me?

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"I insist. Have a good time.

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Say hello to Bill for me."

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I've been dating Larry
for over three years

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and I still don't know
where our relationship is going.

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Well, I think
you should just ask him.

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I know what I'll do.

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He'll have to say no to that,
and then I'll know really feels.

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Thanks a lot, Mary Anne. You
always give me such good advice.

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Glad I could help.

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I'm ensuring that
she'll be mine forever.

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Now do you understand?

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some reference material
on the subject?

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Balki, let me put it
another way, okay?

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Please, any other way.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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(GROANS)

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, hi! Uh, come on in.

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Larry, there's something else
we need to talk about.

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Balki, we need to be alone.
Cousin, you're right.

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Jennifer, could you
excuse us, please?

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No. Balki, Jennifer and I
need to be alone.

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Well, then I should be
the one to leave.

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Yes.

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I don't know why you make
everything so complicated.

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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Larry, we've been seeing each
other for three years.

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Yes. Yes, we have.

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Cousin, we have to talk.

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Balki, Jennifer and I

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are in the middle
of a conversation.

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I'll meet you at the lamp.

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(GRUNTS)

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I'm sorry.

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(SIGHS)

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What is it?

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Cousin, I was just putting
my Silly Putty back in my egg

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when I had a realization.

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Now, I know that some things
are very personal

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and there are times when
a person shouldn't interfere.

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In fact, in Mypos
we have a saying...

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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Just don't be so dopey.

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(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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Exactly.

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Literally translated, it means

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"When a man is rinsing out
his underwear...

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...don't drop by."

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LARRY:
Is there a point to this?

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Cousin, you should tell Jennifer
how you really feel.

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Balki, Jennifer is a woman
of the nineties.

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I am a man of the nineties.

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Are you a man of the nineties?

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Ah! Hah!
Okay?

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Are you a man of the nineties?

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Ah! Ah! Ah!
Are you? Are you?

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Are you? Are you a man
of the nineties?

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No. No, I'm not.

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Then I suggest you
go to your room

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and we'll talk about this
when you are.

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That seems fair.

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Now...where were we?

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We've been seeing
each other for three years.

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Yes.

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about us dating other people?

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Other people?

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Well, uh...I guess

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that would be...all right,
I guess.

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It would?

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Uh, maybe I'm not making
myself clear.

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You see, I don't just mean
one date with one person.

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It could be several dates
with one person

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or one date with several people

188
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or several dates
with several people.

189
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There are several possibilities.
What do you think?

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Well, um...

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If you think
that's, uh, a good idea...

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...so do I.

193
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So, you're saying that
it wouldn't bother you

194
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if we both dated other people?

195
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Bother? Oh, no, no.

196
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It wouldn't bother me,
if it wouldn't bother you.

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Well, okay, how about this?

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I don't think we should see
each other at all.

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Goodbye, Larry.

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I, uh, I know I'm just
a simple Mypiot boy

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and...I may never
be a man in my Nikes but...

202
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...from where I'm standing...

203
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,258
...you're lookin'
at tail lights, dude!

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(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

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Well, there they go again.

206
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It's been fourteen days

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00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,955
You'd think by now
she'd be sick of gettin'

208
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in and out of that Porsche.

209
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,962
Cousin, uh... What do you say

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00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,298
we go out and get a couple
of sky high sundaes?

211
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,534
No, I wanna be here
when they get back.

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Cousin, enough. Is too much.

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00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,772
You've got to pull
yourself together.

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00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,340
Now, come on,
move it along, buddy.

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00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,508
Move it along.

216
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:27,580
Just keep movin'.

217
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,017
I have no reason to leave.

218
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Life outside this apartment
is meaningless.

219
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,189
Life inside
the apartment is meaningless.

220
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But my pajamas are here.

221
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,796
Okay, buddy, park it
on the couch. On the couch.

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00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,497
On the couch.
Move it, please.

223
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,202
Listen to me.

224
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My mama done told me...

225
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...there are two times in life
when you've got to tell people

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what your true feelings are.

227
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:05,152
One is when someone is sticking
a sharp thing in your ear.

228
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Then you say...

229
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"Please, take that sharp thing
out of my ear."

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The other is when you
love someone.

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And then you say, "I love you!"

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It's important
not to get the two mixed up.

233
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,941
But Balki,
if I tell Jennifer I love her

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she'll just reject me again.

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And I couldn't stand
that much pain.

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Oh, cousin.

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I-I-I've gotta stop thinking
about her or I'm gonna go crazy.

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I've gotta try to forget her.

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So if you're my friend

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...nameless blonde woman.

241
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,532
Now who are we talking about?
Jennifer.

242
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Jennifer?
No!

243
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Just promise me, you won't
mention her name again!

244
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:01,574
Promise you'll never scare me
like that again!

245
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,376
Okay.
Okay.

246
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,112
I promise.
I promise.

247
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,014
Thank you.

248
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,917
I'll be in my room...

249
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,919
...destroying anything
that reminds me

250
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,454
of that nameless blonde woman.

251
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,457
(SIGHS)

252
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,627
I'll start by destroying
all her love letters.

253
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,031
Oh, God!

254
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,600
She never wrote me
any love letters!

255
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,507
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

256
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:42,249
Hi, Mary Anne.

257
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:46,786
Uh, Bill told me he's taking
Jennifer to Chez Fino tonight.

258
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,555
Oh, I love that restaurant!

259
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,690
They have those little snails
in puff pastry

260
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,226
and if you poke them out,
they go walking, walking...

261
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,394
Balki.

262
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,030
Bill is going to ask
Jennifer to marry him.

263
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,698
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

264
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,667
Oh! Pardon my Myposian.

265
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,038
I can't let this happen.
I...

266
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,707
I have to get cousin Larry
to that restaurant!

267
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,442
And then what will you do?

268
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,944
(SIGHS)

269
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,712
I don't know.

270
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,714
Maybe take in a movie?

271
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,917
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

272
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:28,328
(PIANO MUSIC)

273
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,403
Bartokomous,
party pf two.

274
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,537
Yes, sir.

275
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,439
Well, this is nice.

276
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:43,310
I'm glad you talked me
into this.

277
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,612
You're, you're a new man.

278
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,715
And maybe tomorrow, you
can tie your own shoes.

279
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,283
(LAUGHS)
Oh!

280
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,619
I have a table waiting for you
right over here.

281
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:56,423
Oh, well, why go that way when
we can take the scenic routes?

282
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,425
Cousin, look at this view!
Oh.

283
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,727
Well, this is magnificent.
Would you look at that view?

284
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:04,597
Fabulous, isn't it?

285
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,099
Lovely! And is...

286
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,001
Is that a real oil painting?

287
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,238
Yeah, that's, that's real oil.

288
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,806
There's a raw umber
in the foreground there.

289
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,576
It's fantastic. And look at
this, cousin! The desserts!

290
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:21,181
Look, they have your favorite,
"Lemon meringue pie!"

291
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,750
Mmm. Too much sugar for me.
Ha, ha, ha.

292
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,252
Gentlemen, your table.

293
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,819
Oh, cousin...
Yeah.

294
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,422
Cousin, uh, would you

295
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,125
I-I can't be looking at those
desserts, you know. I...

296
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,761
(SIGHS)

297
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,129
Well, here...

298
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,930
(CHUCKLING)

299
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,067
(SIGHS)
This is nice...

300
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,272
of that nameless blonde woman.

301
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,642
Except possibly for Jennifer
sitting over there

302
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,710
with her boyfriend.

303
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,424
(CLATTERING)

304
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:15,768
You're, uh...
Ha, ha.

305
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,937
I'm not gonna get annoyed.
Oh, that's good.

306
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:20,140
I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, that's bad.

307
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,743
I'm leaving.
No, cousin, you can't do that.

308
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,312
Well, you can't stop me!

309
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,247
(GROANS)

310
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,191
Cousin, you have to tell
that nameless

311
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:43,996
blonde woman how
you feel about her.

312
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,565
Balki, let me go.
No!

313
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,434
Oh, look,
is that Wayne Newton?

314
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,568
Wayne!

315
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,673
(THUDDING)

316
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:05,084
(PIANO MUSIC)

317
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,787
Who had the Cousin Larry?

318
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,793
Do you know these people?
I'm afraid so.

319
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,898
Cousin Larry has something
he wants to tell you.

320
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,701
Uh, we're in the middle
of a very private moment.

321
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,835
Eat your broccoli!

322
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,171
Cousin, go ahead.

323
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:26,839
Well...

324
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,809
Uh...uh...uh...

325
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,678
Jennifer, what he wants
to tell you is...

326
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,280
Jennifer, let me just say...
Balki. Balki.

327
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,881
Balki, Balki...
Let me just say it!

328
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,649
(BABBLING)

329
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:42,222
Uh, yes.

330
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,590
Well...

331
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,593
Uh...uh...uh...

332
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:47,694
Jennifer...

333
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,136
Please take that sharp thing
out of my ear.

334
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:10,717
Uh...

335
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,119
And I wanted to tell you
the first time I saw you

336
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:14,421
in the health club.

337
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,988
And then we started dating

338
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,790
and I wanted
to tell you again.

339
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,460
And, and then a couple of weeks
ago, when you came down

340
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,895
I really wanted to tell you.

341
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,531
But I didn't.

342
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,367
So, I'm telling you now.

343
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,302
(EXHALES)

344
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:32,505
What are you telling me?

345
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,916
You do?
Yes, I love you.

346
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,587
And I-I don't want you
goin' out with other guys.

347
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,227
Boy, he's fast.

348
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,430
Jennifer, if you say yes to me

349
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,834
you'll never
want for anything.

350
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,737
and...beautiful children.

351
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,478
Here's the ring, sweetheart.

352
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,546
It's yours, if you'll say yes.

353
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,352
Oh, my Lord!
Oh, my Lord!

354
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,390
Okay, cousin, you're up.

355
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:27,960
Take your best shot.

356
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:35,134
you've got two strikes
against you.

357
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,370
Go, baby, go,
baby, go, baby, go!

358
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,642
(PIANO MUSIC)

359
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:47,514
Jennifer, I can't promise you
a magnificent home.

360
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,982
Or all the money
you'll ever need.

361
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,518
And there's a good chance

362
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,486
our children will be short.

363
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,725
But I want you to know...

364
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,127
...nobody's gonna love you
as much as I do.

365
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,895
So I think it would be...

366
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,265
...just...really...good...

367
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,436
...if you married me.

368
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,540
Yes, Larry. I'll marry you.

369
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,908
You will?

370
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,078
Mm-hmm. Yes.

371
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,113
Larry, I love you.

372
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,883
Oh. Oh. Oh.

373
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,686
Oh, oh, oh. Oh.

374
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,926
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

375
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,732
Look, I know it was
a horrible night for him.

376
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,634
But Bill asked Jennifer
out to dinner

377
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,436
he should have paid the check!

378
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,440
Cousin, let it go.
You got the girl!

379
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,910
You're right.

380
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,044
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

381
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,380
Balki...

382
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,917
...this is the most wonderful
night of my life.

383
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,052
Jennifer loves me
as much as I love her

384
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,622
and I never would have found
that out if it weren't for you.

385
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,323
Oh.
Thank you.

386
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,525
Cousin, you're welcome.

387
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,661
I could not
be happier for you.

388
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,697
You are going to
be married to Jennifer

389
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,732
for the rest of your life.

390
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,702
Yeah, it's gonna be wonderful.

391
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:19,205
Well, it certainly is, because
cousin, just think of it.

392
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:22,609
Every hour of every day

393
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,478
for the rest of your life...

394
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:28,214
...you will have
the joy of knowing

395
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,417
you have someone
to take care of.

396
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,521
Every, every, every minute

397
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,624
of every hour
of every day

398
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,826
for the rest of your life

399
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:43,062
you'll have someone
who depends on you.

400
00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,665
Someone who needs you.

401
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:49,368
Someone who's very happiness
rests in your hands.

402
00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:52,605
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

403
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,915
(MUSIC CONTINUES)