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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

3
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

4
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* Like you need
some kind of change

5
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* No matter what
the odds are this time

6
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

7
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

8
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

10
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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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* Who's got the pain
when they do the mambo?

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* Who's got the pain
when they go ooh?

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* Who's got the pain
when they do the mambo?

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* I don't know who do you?

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* Someone must be sick
of the heat

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* Or stepping
on everyone's feet *

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BALKI:
Hi, cousin!

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"Bang-bong
binki-ninki baklava?"

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Bingo!

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Want a big bite, booby?

28
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Better not, buddy.

29
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Bummer.

30
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Bitter, Balki?

31
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You bet your bibbi-babkas
I'm bitter, baby.

32
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I broke my butt baking
these itty-bitty binki-ninkis.

33
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And believe me,
I banked on a bit

34
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of basic
brotherly bolstering.

35
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Balki, buddy, baby.

36
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I've had a lot on my mind.

37
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Wainwright gave me
a very tough assignment.

38
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I've gotta do a
"Whatever Happened To" piece

39
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on 'Ace' Atkins.

40
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Oh, I'd love
to know where he is.

41
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I'd love to know
who he is.

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"Highly decorated
Korean War pilot.

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"After the war,
he became a test pilot.

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"Currently owner and operator
of an air charter company

45
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and a Mister Softee
ice cream franchise."

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Wow, cousin, you're good!

47
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Can you find out whatever
happened to Mr. T?

48
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"I pity the fool!
I pity the fool!"

49
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Wainwright wants me to go up
in Ace's plane tomorrow

50
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so I can do
a firsthand account

51
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of what it's like
to fly with him.

52
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(GASPS)
Cousin, cousin, cousin!
Please! Can I go?

53
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Please take me
to the friendly skies!

54
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Balki is ready
when you are.

55
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I love to fly
and it shows.

56
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Well, you can go
if you want.

57
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You can tell me
what it was like,
'cause I won't be there.

58
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Cousin, how you can write
an article about flying

59
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with Ace unless
you fly with Ace?

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Balki, I'm a writer.

61
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I wrote a very
comprehensive article

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about the sexual revolution.

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I think you owe your readers
a little more than that.

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Cousin, you have
to go up in that plane.

65
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Balki, I don't like
small planes.

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They tend to fall out
of the sky.

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Cousin, it's your duty
as a journalist.

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Ted Koppel would go.

69
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Sam Donaldson would go.

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Clark Kent would go.

71
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Of course he wouldn't
need a plane, but...

72
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Balki, you can't
change my mind.

73
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I'll tell Jennifer
you sleep with a night light.

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(LARRY SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

76
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That particular move
is the reason for the invention

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of the air sickness bag.

78
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Can you tell me
why the white zone

79
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is for loading
and unloading
passengers only?

80
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Well, do we have to be
up so high?

81
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Oh, give me an airplane,
and an unlimited ceiling

82
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and I am a happy man.
(CHUCKLES)

83
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Give me a flight
of stairs and a Slinky

84
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and I'm a happy man.

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You are not alone there,
my friend.
(LAUGHING)

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MAN ON RADIO:
Tower, calling
Nancy 7-8-3-5 Romeo.

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Nancy 7-8-3-5 Romeo,
come in, please.

88
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Oh, shut up!
(LAUGHS)

89
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Who, who was that,
the automatic pilot?

90
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Nah, it's them jerks
in the tower.

91
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Well, shouldn't
you answer that?
It might be important.

92
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a flight plan.

93
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Hey, I don't know where
I'm goin', why should they?
(LAUGHING)

94
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We're flying with a lunatic!

95
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Say, would you like to fly?

96
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I would love to fly!

97
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But I'm not sure I have
the upper body strength.

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The plane?
Yes.

99
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Hold it, Balki!

100
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for anybody but Ace
to fly his plane.

101
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Oh, there's too damn many
of them rules

102
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and regulations,
if you ask me.

103
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So he fails a couple of 'em
psychological tests, who cares?

104
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Look at me,
do I look unstable?

105
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(LAUGHING)

106
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Not at all. Well, I think
I've got enough

107
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for my article anyway.

108
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Why don't we call it a day?

109
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Not before we have us some fun.

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(SCREAMING)

111
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Ooh, don't you just love it
when all the blood is rushing

112
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to your head, and you're just
this close to blackin' out?

113
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(LAUGHS)

114
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drinking a cold soda
real fast while blindfolded?

115
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Oh, I love that!
Oh!

116
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Have you ever held your breath
and put your head

117
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in a tub of Jell-O?

118
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Oh, don't get your
shorts in a bunch!

119
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I've got everything
under control.

120
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Uh-oh.

121
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Looks like we got us
a situation here.

122
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I can't seem to pull her
out of the dive.

123
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We're gonna have
to bail out.

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(SCREAMS)

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Cousin, cousin,
cousin, come on.

126
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It's going to be fun,
we get to, we get to

127
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jump out of an airplane.

128
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Just put 'em on,
jump outta the plane

129
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count to three,
and pull this here doohickey.

130
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Okay.
Well...

131
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I'll see you boys
on the ground.

132
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At which time,
I will give you both

133
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a valuable coupon
worth five cents
toward purchase

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of any
Mister Softee item.

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(STAMMERING)
Wait, wait...

136
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No, no, no.
Oh, not good
on Saturdays.

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Uh, uh, pu-pull the doohickey,
uh, jump, then count to three.

138
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No! Uh, Balki,
I don't remember
what he said!

139
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He said the coupon's
not good on Saturday.

140
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The parachutes!

141
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There are no parachutes.
What?

142
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Yeah, just a note that says,
"Borrowed a couple of chutes.

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Hope you don't mind.
Dave."

144
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(LARRY WHIMPERS)

145
00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,954
"Hope you don't mind?"

146
00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,023
No, I don't mind, actually
I prefer the front seat.

147
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Balki!

148
00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:15,963
the plane ourselves.

149
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What are you doing?
You can't fly this plane!

150
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Well, well, cousin,
how hard can it be?

151
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Mr. Ace said he could fly it

152
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with both eyes
tied behind his back.

153
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(LARRY GASPING)

154
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You see, cousin?
I made us stop
falling out of the sky!

155
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Now, we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy!
(SINGS)

156
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Balki, that's
not good enough!

157
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We've still got
to land this plane!

158
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Cousin, don't take
your shorts out to brunch!

159
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While, while
we were taking off

160
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and you were breathing
into that paper bag

161
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I watched everything
that Mr. Ace did.

162
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Now, if I can just
do it backwards

163
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maybe I can land the plane.

164
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Oh, my Lord,
we're gonna die!

165
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No, cousin,
we're not going to die.

166
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The first thing he did,
he, he, he called the tower.

167
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,046
Suck wind, bozos,
I'm bringing her in.

168
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,480
(LAUGHS)

169
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,182
(SCREAMING)

170
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,328
(SIGHS)

171
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,096
(PANTING)

172
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I never thought
I'd see this
apartment again.

173
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,001
Look at this apartment!
I love this apartment!

174
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(SMACKS LIPS)

175
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,608
Look at this couch,
I love this couch!
(SMACKS LIPS)

176
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Cousin?

177
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,245
Look at this hand,
I love this hand!

178
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(SMACKS LIPS)

179
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Look at that face!
I love that face!

180
00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,785
Cousin, cousin.

181
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You've kissed everything
from here to the airport.

182
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,923
I don't think that policeman
was that happy

183
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,026
when you planted
one on his horse.

184
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,697
Balki, I'm just happy
to be alive.

185
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:59,833
Do you know what happened?

186
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,903
and the next, you made
a three-point landing.

187
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,972
Somebody was lookin' out
for us today.

188
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:13,681
Of course!

189
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:16,750
Teflonos was with us today!

190
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,089
The Myposian
God of protection.

191
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:27,895
Any relation to Levolos,
the God of window treatments?

192
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:33,133
Scoff if you will, cousin,
but once Teflonos puts

193
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,336
his protective,
non-stick shield around you

194
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,406
for the next phase
of the moon,
you're indestructible.

195
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,242
Oh, cousin!

196
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,444
to put my head
in a lion's mouth!

197
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,846
(GRUNTS)

198
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:51,184
Balki, there is
no such thing as Teflonos

199
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,653
and if you put your head
in a lion's mouth...

200
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,390
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I am going upstairs

201
00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:00,560
to tell my fiance how close
I came to death today

202
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,963
and while she
is comforting me

203
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:06,700
why don't you try and get in
touch with "Realitos?"

204
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,409
(DOOR SHUTS)

205
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,918
Teflonos, I know
you're with me.

206
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,686
(CHUCKLES)
So...

207
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,555
(CHUCKLES)
Here goes.

208
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,257
(VASE SHATTERING)

209
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,960
(LAUGHING)

210
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,862
This is going to be fun!

211
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,172
(WHISTLES)

212
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,442
(EXCLAIMING)

213
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,848
(DOOR OPENS)

214
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,319
Good morning, cousin.
Good morning, Balki.

215
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,491
Ah!

216
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:08,695
You're not still thinking
about putting your head

217
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:13,000
in a lion's mouth,
are you?

218
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,935
The circus don't come to town
for two months

219
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,137
and I'm only indestructible
for one.

220
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,074
Balki? Balki?

221
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,744
(GRUNTS)

222
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:27,147
Balki?
What are you doing?

223
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,150
Bungee cords, cousin.

224
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,055
I'm going to, to dive off
the fire escape

225
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,090
and see how close
I can get to the ground

226
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,993
without actually hitting it.

227
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,795
Uh, uh, Balki,
I have seen

228
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,630
bungee cord jumping
on television.

229
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:44,898
It is very dangerous.

230
00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,666
People have been killed
trying it.

231
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,301
Well, they were foolish
to try it

232
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,603
without Teflonos's
protection.

233
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,806
Ah! No, no, no! Balki!

234
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:57,878
(GRUNTS)

235
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,779
Well, cousin,
you can't stop me.

236
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,548
(YELLING)
No! No, no.

237
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,083
No! No. No.

238
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:06,186
(PANTING)
All right,
Balki, Balki.

239
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,389
Listen to me.
Listen to me.

240
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,993
(PANTING)

241
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162
Well, cousin,
that's where you're wrong.

242
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,931
(SCREAMING)

243
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,006
(SCREAMING)

244
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,051
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

245
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,857
(WHIMPERING)

246
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,126
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

247
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,134
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

248
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,437
What a rush!

249
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,174
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

250
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,421
What a thrill!

251
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,257
What an experience!

252
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,692
I have never felt
anything like it

253
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,394
before in my life!

254
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,398
You're falling
and then suddenly

255
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,300
(IMITATES SPRING)

256
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,570
You stop...

257
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,507
Inches from certain death!

258
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:42,282
That bungee cord
shouldn't have been
able to hold our weight,

259
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,883
but it did!

260
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:48,355
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

261
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,030
(GRUNTING)

262
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,202
(SIGHS)

263
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,436
Oh!

264
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,508
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

265
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,944
(GRUNTING)

266
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,413
You know, Balki...

267
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,983
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
That was incredible!

268
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:20,687
Yeah, it sure was!

269
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,555
Now, let me
get this straight.

270
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,162
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

271
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,902
For the next 28 days

272
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,106
we can do anything we want
and not get hurt?

273
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,174
Ah, that's right, cousin.

274
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:45,278
What death-defying,
life-threatening stunt

275
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,447
is first on your list?

276
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,116
Well, you know...

277
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,553
I've always had
this secret desire

278
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,423
to go right to the top
of the Sears Tower

279
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,726
and go right ahead
and look down!

280
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,033
Yeah, well,
I can, I can see

281
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,201
why that would be
a big step for you, cousin

282
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,903
but while we're
under Teflonos' protection

283
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,307
why you don't
think of something
a little more daring?

284
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,078
Well, there is one thing
I've always wanted to do.

285
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,280
No, I can't,
it's ridiculous!

286
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,182
Well, of course you can!

287
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:24,684
Do be ridiculous!

288
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,453
Balki, you're right!

289
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,820
Let's do it!

290
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,622
(GRUNTING)

291
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,696
(SCREAMING)

292
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,099
(LAUGHING)

293
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:44,504
This is great!
Yeah.

294
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:47,006
I'd say this
was the best time
I ever had!

295
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,808
(LAUGHING)

296
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,711
Oh, Balki,
I got a great idea.
What?

297
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,746
Why don't you
drive for a while?

298
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,582
That's a great idea!

299
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,518
(LAUGHING)

300
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,586
Well...

301
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,159
(ENGINE REVVING)

302
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,028
(LAUGHING)

303
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,336
(ENGINE REVVING)

304
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,775
Cousin, cousin,
I love the new
spontaneous you!

305
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,011
What's next on our list?

306
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,513
Well, we're scheduled

307
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,915
to get shot out
of a cannon at 4:00

308
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,319
but that might interfere

309
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,287
Maybe we could get the cannon

310
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:37,557
to shoot us
into the shark pool!

311
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,760
Great idea!
But it has to be
at feeding time!

312
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,195
Oh, yeah, right.

313
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,371
(YELLING)

314
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,642
(ENGINE REVVING)

315
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,744
Cousin, I was thinking

316
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,213
tomorrow might be
a good time for you

317
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,650
to get over your fear
of small planes!

318
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:08,821
Great idea!

319
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,591
Cousin, you don't know
how to fly a plane!

320
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,627
Well, I don't know how to drive
a motorcycle, either!

321
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,029
That's a good point,
very good point.

322
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,232
Let's hang two!
Okay.

323
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,309
Well, what's that sign say?

324
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,647
Freeway ends
in 300 feet.
Yes!

325
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,815
(LAUGHING)

326
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,718
(BOTH)
Yeah!

327
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,357
(BOTH LAUGHING)

328
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,327
Cousin, that was great!

329
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,196
You wanna go back
and buzz Wrigley Field again?

330
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,731
Maybe this time
we can get
the ball autographed.

331
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,800
Okay, my turn!

332
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,836
(BOTH SCREAMING)

333
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,172
(BOTH LAUGHING)

334
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,679
Ah, that was great!

335
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,947
(LAUGHING)

336
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,782
(GASPS)
Oh! Oh! Oh!

337
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,950
(BOTH YELLING)

338
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,052
(LAUGHING)

339
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,422
Whoa! Nice maneuver, cousin.

340
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,023
Uh. Oh, I thought
you did that.

341
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,926
Oh, no, no,
that wasn't me.

342
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,862
More than that
kind of serpentine,
uh, type of thing.

343
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,297
Okay, well, pull her up.

344
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,565
(CHUCKLES)

345
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,770
I can't.
Just pull back on the stick.

346
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,541
I'm getting
a strange feeling.

347
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:39,346
Well, of course
you feel strange.

348
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,115
but we are safe,
thanks to good ol' Teflonos.

349
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:51,057
(CHUCKLES)
Just pull her out of this.

350
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,659
Oh, my God!

351
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,427
What if we're not
indestructible anymore?

352
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,565
Well, Balki,
that's not possible.

353
00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,932
and it's only been a week.

354
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:02,402
Yeah, but, but maybe

355
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,304
to protect two people.

356
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,406
Maybe he can only
take care of one of us.

357
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,174
Cousin, if I leave,
you'll be saved.

358
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,876
No, no, Ba-Balki,
don't do this!

359
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,478
But, cousin,
it's our only chance!

360
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,845
(STAMMERING) Whoa!

361
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,715
Suppose Teflonos decides
to protect you

362
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,385
I'm gonna hit the ground
like an overripe cantaloupe!

363
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,921
Teflonos, if you can hear me

364
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,990
I want you to stay
with Cousin Larry.

365
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,560
Goodbye, cousin.

366
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,296
Oh, no. No, no, no!
No. Uh, Balki.

367
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,997
Well, no, wait.
Wait, wait, Balki.

368
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:34,267
Balki. Oh. Balki.
Don't do this! Balki. Balki.

369
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,802
Oh, no. No.

370
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,337
Hey, Balki!

371
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,842
I guess Teflonos decided
to stay with me!

372
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,844
See you on the ground!

373
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:52,184
You can wake up.
It's all right,
it's all right.

374
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,953
Where am I?

375
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,988
Why are you beating me up?

376
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,661
(STAMMERING) And, uh...

377
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,030
We went into a dive
and, and you fainted.

378
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,733
Yeah, you passed out
before I could tell you

379
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,836
I was just kidding about
that bailin' out business.

380
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,838
Well, that's your idea
of a joke?

381
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,107
Now, you see, that's
the trouble
with you civilians.

382
00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:16,909
You ain't got
no sense of humor.

383
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,312
Just like them tough butts
at NASA.

384
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,213
You mean,
you didn't bail out?

385
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,282
Balki didn't
land the plane?

386
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,117
We didn't drive
a motorcycle?

387
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:28,355
I don't think Cousin Larry
is playing with
a full deck chair.

388
00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,427
It must have been a dream.
Why, it seemed so real!

389
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,630
Balki, we did things
you wouldn't believe!

390
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,366
Well, Mr. Ace says
he can do some things

391
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:42,869
you wouldn't believe.

392
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,373
that makes almost
all the blood
go below your knees.

393
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,908
Show him, Mr. Ace.
All right!

394
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,879
(SCREAMING)

395
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,362
Well, cousin, except for
the screaming and the fainting

396
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,130
you had fun.

397
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,633
I guess you've gotten over
your fear of small planes.

398
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,002
Balki, I'm never going up
in a small plane again.

399
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,136
I guess I was wrong.

400
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,738
(SIGHING)

401
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:22,475
You know, sometimes
a little fear is a good thing.

402
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,477
I'm going to bed now.

403
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,146
(SIGHS)

404
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,749
You know, tomorrow
after I finish my article

405
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,418
I'm going to spend
the rest of the day

406
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,486
enjoying some nice, safe

407
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:36,556
non-life-threatening
leisure activity.

408
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,058
(CHUCKLES)
Cousin, cousin.

409
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,760
Here's something
you might like.

410
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:44,431
"Bungee jumping.
Take the plunge."

411
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,232
Uh, may I see that?
Oh, sure.

412
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,100
Oh. Uh...

413
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,572
Thank you.
You're most welcome.