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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect *

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* Nothing to rearrange *

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling *

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* Like you need
some kind of change *

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* No matter
what the odds are this time *

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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way *

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* This flame in my heart *

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* Like a long-lost friend *

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end *

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* Standing tall *

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* On the wings of my dream *

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* Rise and fall *

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* On the wings of my dream *

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* The rain and thunder *

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* The wind and haze *

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* I'm bound for better days *

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* It's my life and my dream *

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* Nothing's going
to stop me now *

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Cousin, are you ready to go?

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I thought we might have dinner

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I heard great things
about their Moo Shu fettuccini.

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Well, no time today, Balki,
I'm busy researching

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a series we're doing
on mass murders.

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It's really fascinating stuff.

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I've discovered
that average people

26
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can turn out to be murderers.

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Could be the man
in the barbershop

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with the little moustache.

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with the high-powered rifle.

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Yes, it could.

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Balki, I need to
finish this research,

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so, if you'll excuse me?

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Okay, cousin.

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Bye.

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"Mabel Alice Stallings,
as she is escorted into court

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"under heavy security
to stand trial for murder."

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Oh, my Lord!

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It's Mary Anne!

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Larry, it has to
be a mistake.

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Jennifer, face the facts.

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The woman you share an apartment
with is a homicidal psychopath.

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Larry, you've got to
stop watching

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America's Most Wanted.

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Mary Anne is my best friend.

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I think I would know
if she were a mass murderer.

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Well, I don't think
that's something you share

48
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even with your best friend.

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Jennifer, you can't
deny the facts. Fact!

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Mary Anne's picture
is in the archives. Fact!

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When someone changes
their identity

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Mabel Alice Stallings,
Mary Anne Spencer.

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Same initials, MAS! Fact!

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Hi, cousin! Hi, Jennifer.

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Balki?
Yeah?

56
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Because the refrigerator
almost killed me.

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Well, Balki, why do you
have any appliances
strapped to your back?

58
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I'm training, cousin.

59
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I'm building up
the old ham things.

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Mary Anne and I are going to
Mount Whitefish this weekend.

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We're going to climb
Needlenose Peak.

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Jennifer and I are
dealing with something
very important,

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so could you please
do this somewhere else?

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Sure, cousin,
I could do it over here.

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No.

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LARRY: No!

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Cousin, the stairs
are not really a challenge.

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And Mrs. Schlegelmilch

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don't need her TV back
until Nightline.

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Go now.
Okay!

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Now where was I?

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Right.

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Fact!

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Mary Anne

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is gonna spend
the weekend alone
with Balki?

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I can't let him go.
Oh, Larry!

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Would you listen
to yourself?

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We grew up together,
we went to school together.

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We're inseparable.

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Really? You've never
been apart?

81
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Well, uh, we did lose touch
for a couple of years.

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Ah-ha! And would that be
between '84 and '85?

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(STAMMERS) Well, yes.

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Fact!

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All the murders
were committed
in 1984 and 1985.

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Larry, it's just
a coincidence.

87
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No, well, did she
ever tell you

88
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what she was doing during
those years you were apart?

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She calls it
her "Dark years."

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Well, that has a nicer ring
than "My murdering,
psychotic years".

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Uh, okay, wait, wait.
Explain this to me.

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If Mary Anne is this
Mabel Alice Stallings,

93
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why isn't she in jail?

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Because I found out
she was acquitted.

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They never found the body.

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In fact, she was tried
for murder four times

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and none of the bodies
have ever been found.

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Larry, I'm going upstairs
to wait for Mary Anne
to come home.

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No, no. You can't do that.

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Larry, I'm going.

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and we'll clear this
whole thing up, okay?

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Okay.

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But whatever you do,

104
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don't call her "Mabel."

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Cousin, cousin.

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Look, look what
I got Mary Anne.

108
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I bought her this
because she was complaining

109
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that she didn't have
a good camping hatchet.

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No! No hatchet!

111
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Mary Anne said
she needed a hatchet
that was razor sharp.

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So you went out
and got it for her?

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What is the matter with you?

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Are you out of your mind?

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Don't you see
what's going on here?

116
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All I see is a man
with tremendous mood swings.

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I mean, first you're up,
then you're down,

118
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then you're over here,
then you're over there.

119
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Is something bothering you?
(STAMMERS) Yes...

120
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Yes!

121
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Something is bothering me.

122
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Balki, listen.

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Suppose someone
who is close to you,

124
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someone you thought
you knew really well

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did a hideous,
horrible thing.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Hi, Balki! Hi, Larry!

128
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Oh, Balki, is this
my camping hatchet?

129
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Yeah.
It's perfect.

130
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Where's Jennifer?

131
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Oh, she's gone.

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What do you mean, "Gone"?

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She was called to fill in
on a flight to Hong Kong.

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I believe you.

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You have no reason to lie to me.

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Gotta run.

137
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Thanks.

138
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Balki! Mary Anne
killed Jennifer.

139
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What?

140
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Don't you understand?

141
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Mary Anne is a mass murderer.

142
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Now, cousin, it's one thing
to call her a lousy bowler,

143
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but now you've gone too far.

144
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I've gotta call the police.

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Cousin, are you
out of your mind?

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Mary Anne
didn't kill Jennifer.

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Jennifer's on her way
to Hong Kong,

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and the police are too busy
for you to send on

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some wild moose chase.

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(PANTING)
Balki...

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I have proof
that Mary Anne
is a murderer.

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Look!

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That's a very nice
picture of Mary Anne.

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Read the caption.

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"Mabel Alice Stallings
as she is escorted into court

156
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"under heavy security
to stand trial for murder."

157
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(STAMMERS) Mabel Alice Stallings
is a dead ringer for Mary Anne.

158
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Now what are the chances
of that happening?

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One in a dozen?

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Balki, if you
go on this trip
with Mary Anne,

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she'll kill you
just like she
killed Jennifer.

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(CRYING) I never even had
a chance to say goodbye.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello! Jennifer! Jennifer?

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It's Jennifer.

166
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Yeah, yeah, all right,
all right, listen,

167
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just cough once if Mary Anne
is making you say this.

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(STAMMERING) It's all right,
I'll stop acting like this.

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Uh, uh...
h-huh, uh-huh...

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No, I understand.

171
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,771
You don't wanna marry
a crazy man.

172
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,008
Yeah, I'll talk to you
when you get back.

173
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,443
Yeah. Yeah.

174
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,779
Bye-bye.

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00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,858
That was Jennifer?

176
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,127
Yeah.

177
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,630
She was calling
from the airport.

178
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Hong Kong!

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Hong Kong.

180
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I'm sorry.
Yes. Yes. Yes.

181
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:55,488
Well, um, if you'll
excuse me, cousin,
I, uh...

182
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:58,391
I've got a camping trip
to pack for, but... But, hey,

183
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,094
now that you've solved
the Jennifer murder,

184
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:05,065
maybe you can figure out
who killed Laura Palmer.

185
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:17,310
LARRY: I am so embarrassed.
I made a complete fool
out of myself.

186
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,580
Running around saying that
someone as sweet as Mary Anne

187
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,851
killed four men and Jennifer.

188
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,821
Well, I'm sure there's
a logical explanation
for this picture.

189
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,622
There is.

190
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,992
Mary Anne is a mass murderer.

191
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:37,097
What?
Larry, look at the facts.

192
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:41,735
The picture,
the "Dark years,"
the hatchet.

193
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,606
(STAMMERS) But Jennifer's
alive and in Hong Kong.

194
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,108
Of course she's in Hong Kong.

195
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,943
So she won't be
a witness to the murder.

196
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,779
You do not have to be Columbo

197
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,581
to figure out
what's going on
around here.

198
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,851
Well, I can't let Balki
go on that trip with Mary Anne.

199
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,188
If you do, he's a dead man.

200
00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,859
Mr. Gorpley, where's Balki?

201
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,495
Oh, he's on his way
to some mountain.

202
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,562
What?

203
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:10,697
Oh, he said he was

204
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,065
going away for the weekend.

205
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,533
I told him to take
the rest of the day off

206
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,068
and get an early start.

207
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,873
Wait a minute... I was nice,
and I got nothing out of it.

208
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,245
I just hope it's not too late.

209
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,120
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

210
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,129
How ya doin', Balki?

211
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,535
Uh...

212
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,904
Well, I'm stuck.

213
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,040
My feet hurt.
And...

214
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,309
And I just dropped
my water bottle.

215
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,812
This is fun!

216
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,482
Don't worry, I'll throw down
a rope to help you.

217
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,819
(PANTING)

218
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:09,156
Hold it right
there, Mabel.

219
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,992
Huh, Larry!
What are you doing here?

220
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:15,162
And who's Mabel?
Oh, please!

221
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,965
I know all about you.
You may be good,

222
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,700
but not good enough
to outsmart Larry Appleton.

223
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,636
Now where's Balki?
Balki's stuck.

224
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,906
And I was just about to throw
this rope down to help him.

225
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,341
Nice try, Mabel.

226
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,313
Larry, what are you doing?

227
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,621
I'm making sure
that you don't get away.

228
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:45,192
And then,
I am going to save Balki.

229
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,662
(LARRY GRUNTING)

230
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,131
Ooh!

231
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,868
Oh!

232
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,203
I think I speak for Jennifer

233
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,206
when I say you are
out of the wedding!

234
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,077
Balki, hang on.

235
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,221
It won't be long now!

236
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:18,358
Tie first, then throw,
tie first, then throw.

237
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,528
Uh, Larry,
that's not a good idea.

238
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,332
Oh, and I suppose murdering
my best friend is a good idea?

239
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,401
No. That's not
a good idea, either.

240
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,508
(PANTING) Hang on,
Balki. Hang on.

241
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,576
I'm coming.

242
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,378
(GRUNTING)

243
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:51,658
* Ain't no mountain
high enough *

244
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,762
* Nothing can keep me
Keep me from you *

245
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,031
(HUMMING)

246
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,237
Hi, cousin.
Glad you could drop in.

247
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,307
Where do I come up
with them?

248
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,641
(GASPS)
LARRY: Oh!

249
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,312
Balki, thank God you're safe.

250
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,515
Cousin, I'm fine,
but... But you seem
a little bit upset.

251
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,485
You seem like a person
who's at the end of his rope.

252
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,288
(LAUGHS)

253
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,624
Where do I come up with them?

254
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,261
All right, Balki,
there's no time for jokes.

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I've come here to save you.
Now here, grab this rope.

256
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:33,233
Okay, cousin,
I have a question.
Is this rope secure?

257
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,402
Because Mary Anne always said
that one of the first rules

258
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,237
of rock climbing
is to make sure

259
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,240
that your lifeline
is anchored safely.

260
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:44,444
Balki, when Larry Appleton
ties a knot, it stays tied.

261
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,050
(SCREAMING)

262
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,053
Cousin, cousin...

263
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,188
I got you. I got you.
I got you. I got you.

264
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,489
I got you. I got you.

265
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:57,690
(GRUNTS)

266
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,364
Cousin, we're not trapped.

267
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,267
We'll just ask her
to throw a rope down.
Mary Anne?

268
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:08,935
It's gonna be tough
for her to do.

269
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,138
Why?
I tied her up.

270
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,474
Why did you do that?

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I tied her up because
she's trying to kill you.

272
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,747
Cousin, I told you once,
I told you twice.

273
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,549
I told you two times.

274
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,784
Mary Anne is not
trying to kill me.

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00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:27,520
(BOTH SCREAMING)

276
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Cousin! Cousin!

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Good. Good.

278
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:41,234
Now, cousin, whatever you do,

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don't even think
about falling down

280
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,140
because if you fall,
you're gonna have
plenty of time

281
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,742
to think about it
on the way down.

282
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:55,315
Now, I gotta get over there,
so just let me through.

283
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,716
I gotta get through.
Okay?
Okay. Okay.

284
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,418
Okay?
All right. All right.

285
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,120
I gotta get through.
Okay.

286
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:03,556
I gotta get through.
What?

287
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,025
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go behind you.

288
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,794
Okay, okay, all right,
all right, all right.

289
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,930
Be careful. Be careful.
Okay, all right.

290
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,399
Okay, go ahead, go head.
Okay. Okay.

291
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,567
Be careful, careful.
Here comes the leg.

292
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,903
The leg. The leg.
Got it.

293
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,806
Okay. Okay.
Go ahead.

294
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,341
Okay. Steady.
Ugh!

295
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,810
Oh! Okay, okay.
Careful. Okay.

296
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,312
Okay, okay, all right.

297
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,415
(GRUNTS)

298
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,219
Oh... Oh, no. Oh, no!

299
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Eye contact? Good.

300
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,459
(GRUNTING)

301
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,031
(SIGHS)

302
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,234
(BOTH SCREAMING)

303
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,270
BOTH: Eye contact! Eye contact!

304
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,172
Eye contact! Eye contact!

305
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,244
Good! Good!

306
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,612
Now, cousin, I'm...

307
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,181
(WHIMPERING)

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00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,651
I'm coming down.
I'm coming down.

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LARRY: Come on, come on.
Okay!

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Come on.
Aah!

311
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,757
Now, I wanna...
I wanna get over there.

312
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,360
No, stay over there.
I wanna get over there.

313
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,862
I don't feel safe over here!

314
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,298
My ledge!
Okay, okay.

315
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,899
Okay. It's cool.
Hmm, okay, okay!

316
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,434
Good, okay. Okay.
All right, come on, come on.

317
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,770
I'm feel it touch. I feel...
Come on.

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LARRY: Okay. Okay. Come on.
Okay. Okay.

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Come on. Careful.
Okay. Oh!

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Careful! Careful!
Ugh! Ugh!

321
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,212
(SCREAMING)

322
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,846
What is it? What is it?
Chest hair!

323
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,448
Chest hair! Chest hair!

324
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,654
(BOTH SIGHING)

325
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,692
Balki! Larry!

326
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:50,397
I tied the rope to a big tree.
It's safe to climb up.

327
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,365
Balki, it's a trap.
How did she get loose?

328
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,767
Mary Anne,
how you did get loose?

329
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,904
Oh, Larry couldn't tie a knot
if his life depended on it.

330
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,875
Would you like to go first?

331
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,811
If we grab onto that rope
and try to climb up,

332
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,546
she'll let go and we'll
hit the ground so hard

333
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,147
they'll take us home
in a pizza box!

334
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,116
Well, I trust
Mary Anne and...

335
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,551
And I'm gonna climb up
this rope.

336
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,720
Now, Mary Anne wouldn't
do anything to harm

337
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:16,789
either one of us, so I...
I'm gonna climb up this rope,

338
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:20,493
and if you wanna stay here,
then you sue yourself.

339
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,871
Mary Anne, I'm coming.

340
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,507
Do we have any of those
tuna sandwiches left?

341
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,612
(STAMMERS) Well, I'll be fine.

342
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,382
I'll take my chances
climbing down.

343
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,198
Balki?

344
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,834
Oh, Balki?

345
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,637
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

346
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,378
JENNIFER:
I'm sure Mary Anne
can solve this mystery.

347
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,414
You see, they got
the captions on these
two pictures mixed up.

348
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:19,118
This is a picture of me

349
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,120
Wait a minute,
is that Tim Dark?

350
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,955
I used to date him.

351
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,094
Well, after you
and Tim broke up,

352
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,896
we went out for two years.

353
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,368
I was afraid
you might get mad,

354
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,437
so I never showed you
that picture.

355
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:49,649
I guess these are
the Bartokomous years.

356
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,885
Well...

357
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,890
I guess I owe
everybody an apology.

358
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,294
Should I do 'em one
at a time or all together?

359
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,229
Well, when he
embarrasses us,

360
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,632
it's usually a group apology,

361
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,167
but when he lies,
it's mostly individual.

362
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,736
True.

363
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,238
Then there was
the time we got
those gift certificates.

364
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,875
Oh, yeah!

365
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,344
Individual.

366
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,582
Mary Anne,

367
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,885
I'm sorry I thought
you were a homicidal maniac

368
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,856
who killed my fiance

369
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,625
and was going to kill
my best friend.

370
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,661
Oh, that's okay, Larry.

371
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,168
Balki, I'm sorry,
I almost got you killed

372
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,103
on the side of the mountain.

373
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,306
Oh, come on,
don't worry
about it, cousin.

374
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,510
I'm just sorry that forest
ranger had to see you cry.

375
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,047
Jennifer, I'm sorry
for making you feel

376
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:58,317
like you're engaged
to a crazy man.

377
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,353
Well, Larry, I'm flattered

378
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,889
that you were
so concerned about me,

379
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:06,058
but frightened by how quickly
you lose touch with reality.

380
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,297
(STAMMERS) I promise
it won't happen again.

381
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,266
And now what do you say,
we all go out

382
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,669
and have a nice, quiet dinner?

383
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:18,871
Okay!
Okay!

384
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,407
Okay.

385
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,314
This isn't over, Appleton.

386
00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:31,017
I'd sleep with
one eye open
if I were you.

387
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,786
(INTENSE MUSIC)

388
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,923
ALL: Got ya!