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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what the odds
are this time

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* Nothing's going to
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* Like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street

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* A light at the end

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* Standing tall
Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream
Wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall
Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream
Wings of my dream

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* The wind and haze

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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BALKI:
Okay, Dimitri, watch closely.

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We have here
an ordinary souffle pan.

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We say the magic words.

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Abracapocus Elia Kazan
and flambe.

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Hey, cousin, you just

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Life is so unfair sometimes.

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Cousin, I could do it again.

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No, thank you, Balki.

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Well, that's okay.

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The Amazing Timmy is performing

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at the Youth Center
charity show.

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Ping.

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Balki, I'm not going to the
Youth Center charity show.

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You're not going?
No.

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And what did I say?
You said no.

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You said no.
That's right.

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Do you see a pattern here?

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Well, you know,
usually, if I keep asking

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eventually, I wear you down.

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Well, the answer is still no.
I'll check with you later.

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I'll save you the trouble.
No.

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Come on, cousin.
No. No.

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Come on, please.
I'm not going.

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Stop it.
Oh, God.

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I'm tired, I'm discouraged.

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Not to mention
a little cranky.

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And with good reason.

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All week long I dug and I dug

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trying to come up with
a big story, and I have nothing.

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Nothing.

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Wainwright rejected
every story idea I had.

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If I don't come up
with something

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a-a story,
an interview, something...

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I'm going to be writing an
obituary for my own career.

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Well, at least
you'll still be writing.

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Well, Balki, the important
thing is that I get a story.

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This is important too,
the kids wait all year

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for this annual variety show.

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Ow.

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You know, they'll all be
looking forward to it.

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You don't know
what you're missing.

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I'm gonna go get dressed.

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But, cousin, cheer up,
you'll come up with something.

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I got nothing.
Oh, come on, cousin.

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You never know,
life is full of surprises.

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Ping.
Ow.

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How did you do that?

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Number one, I'd be violating
the code of the magicians.

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And number two, I have no idea.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Oh.

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Hello, Larry.
Oh, hello, Mrs. O'Neal.

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I hope I'm not bothering you.
No.

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I just wanted to drop off
these programs for Balki

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to bring to the show tonight.

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Well, I'll make sure
he gets them.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, I have to make
the seating arrangements

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talk to the lighting man

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about Margaret Thatcher
stopping by.

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You didn't hear that.
Margaret Thatcher?

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The ex-prime minister
of Great Britain?

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She's doing it for me
as a special favor.

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Mags and I went to
school together.

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And I promised her
there would be no press

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or television people there.

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Well, your secret is
safe with me.

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Oh, thank you, Larry.

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And remember,
mum's the word on Mrs. T.

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Mum, mum, mum, mum, mum.

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Yes! Yes!

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Cousin?
Yes?

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About that charity show--
Okay, I'll come.

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Come again?

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And I've been very selfish.

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Putting my career
above the happiness

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of those little children.
So, I've decided to come.

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Oh, cousin, now everything's
coming up roses.

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MAN:
Ready? Ready.

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Um...this one.

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Ta-da!

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Yeah.
Oh, great, great.

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You're a little guy.
You have so many, uh...

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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It's okay. I know you're
with the Secret Service.

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I'm handling things
for Mrs. O'Neil.

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Is everything
on schedule with Mrs. T?

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Everything's fine, thanks.

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Roger.

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(LAUGHING)

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He's the last act, isn't he?

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Oh, he'll be here.

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That Timmy must love deer.

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Well, cousin,
I beg to quibble with you.

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I distinctly remember
Timmy telling me

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that a certain Bambi was going
to be jumping out of a cake.

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My mistake.

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Oh, Mr. Amazing Timmy.

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I want, I want you
to meet my cousin, Larry.

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It's a pleasure
to meet you.

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(SNORING)

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I have never seen a performer
so relaxed before a performance.

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Balki, he is drunk.

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Help me get him over
to the couch over here.

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Okay.

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(GRUNTS)

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(BOTH GRUNT)

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Oh!

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Well, looks like
the Amazing Timmy

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was practicing
his disappearing Scotch trick.

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Balki, go get some coffee.

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Cream and Sweet 'n Low, cousin?

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Not for me. For him, for him.

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Do you want anything?

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Is this the magic act?

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This is Agent Hansen.

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Take Mrs. Thatcher
directly to her next stop.

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Wait a minute.
What do you mean?

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No, no, the show ends early

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and Mrs. Thatcher has
a very tight schedule.

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She goes right to her next stop.

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She can't do that.

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She can do
whatever she wants.

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The magic act will go on.

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Wake up, wake up, wake up.
You gotta get out there.

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You've got to do your magic act
or my life is over.

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Cousin, I had no idea
you were such a magic fan.

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That's it,
this show is over.

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No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
The show will go on.

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We have another magician.

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We do, cousin?
Yes.

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Yes, the Great Balkini
will go on.

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(DRUM ROLL)

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Good evening.

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I am the Great Balkini.

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Oh.

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(LAUGHING)

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And I would like you now

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For my first trick
I require a ten dollar bill.

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Cousini, have you
a ten dollar bill?

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For my first trick,
I will take this ten dollar bill

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and rip it in many, many pieces.

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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(CLEARS THROAT)
I will rip this ten dollar bill
into many, many pieces.

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And now, I will magically
reassemble the ten dollar bill.

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Voila.

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(LAUGHING)

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You know, I think
I know what went wrong.

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I think it's supposed
to be a twenty.

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Have you, have you
got a twenty, cousin?

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No.
Cousin, I saw.

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I know you have a twenty.
No. No.

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Do another trick.

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(CLEARS THROAT)
For my next trick

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I will make
this table disappear.

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Where do I
come up with them?

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For my next trick,
I will make a rabbit appear.

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(DRUM ROLL)

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Please note,
there is nothing in the bucket.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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Abracapocus Elia Kazam.

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And voila, a rabbit-chicken.

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(LAUGHING)

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A rabbit chi... A rabid chicken.

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Cousin, please take it away
before it bites someone.

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The rabbit, get to the rabbit.
All right.

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Now I will make
a rabbit appear.

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Voila.

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No.

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Well, it looks that way to me.

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Balki, Balki,
where are you going?

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I'm done, cousin, it's over.
The show is over.

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And if I must say so myself
Balkini was a hit.

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Balki, you've gotta get back
out there and do more.

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Cousin, I don't have any more.

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00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,795
Balki, Balki, if you
don't go back out there

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Margaret Thatcher won't show up.

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Eh...

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Margaret Thatcher?

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Margaret Thatcher?
No, I said "Body Snatcher."

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"Body Snatcher."
"Body Snatcher," yeah.

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Later on they're showing

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Which is why it is so important
that you go back out there

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because, uh,
because, uh, because, uh

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because of the children.

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Just look at the children.
Just look at the children.

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Cousin.
Just look... All right, I lied.

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00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,729
I lied, I lied.

206
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,899
I'll tell you the real truth.

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00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,234
I have a very rare disease.

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Cousin.
All right.

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00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:01,641
All right, I lied again,
I lied again, please.

210
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,244
All right, I'll tell you
the real real truth.

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00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,150
Well, when Mrs. O'Neil
came by to drop off the programs

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00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,252
she let it slip that
Mrs. Thatcher was dropping by

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00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,454
this evening, and she asked me
not to tell anyone.

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So, naturally,
I phoned Wainwright

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on his desk tomorrow morning.

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00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,198
I won't get my interview

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00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,635
and Mr. Wainwright's
gonna fire me.

218
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,245
So, you're only here for
your own selfish reasons.

219
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,813
That sounds so harsh.
And you lied to me.

220
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,350
Ow! Yes, I lied to you.
It was for the children--

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00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,952
Cousin.
All right, all right.

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00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,354
I'm just a selfish liar.

223
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,657
There's absolutely no reason
why you should help me.

224
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,061
Well, that's for sure.

225
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The show will go on.
Oh, it will?

226
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,570
Oh, thank you, Balki.
Thank you, thank you.

227
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,605
But I'm gonna need your help.
You got it.

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00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,576
The show's going on.

229
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:19,987
Are you ready for more magic?
Yeah.

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For my first encore trick

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00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:29,296
I will do the famous

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Cousini, may I please have the
newspaper funnel and the milk?

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00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:46,813
Thank you.

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00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,748
Oh, no, he won't.

235
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,683
Oh, yes, he will.

236
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:11,571
I will now pour the milk
into the newspaper funnel.

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00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:24,484
You sure you know
what you're doing?

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00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,386
(LAUGHING)

239
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,298
Hey, they can't all work.

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00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,668
Cousini, please.

241
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,210
I will now attempt...

242
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,546
...to cut someone in half.

243
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:59,486
Anyone? Just, just, just raise
your hands, raise your hands.

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00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,722
Oh, here's someone.

245
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:08,061
Absolutely not.

246
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,629
Thank you and goodnight.

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00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,599
Wait a minute.

248
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:17,604
Wouldn't you, uh,

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ALL: No.

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00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,410
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.

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00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,550
(ALL CHEERING)

252
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,457
Get in the box.
Wait.

253
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:41,461
Yes, you would, yes, you would.
Wouldn't that be fun?

254
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,730
ALL: No!

255
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:47,134
Well, you ungrateful little--
Get in the box, Bozo.

256
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,144
Oh.

257
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,779
(KIDS GASP)

258
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,285
Balki, you sure
you know what you're doing?

259
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,187
Relax, cousin,
I've seen the Amazing Timmy

260
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,322
do it a hundred times.

261
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,391
Never could figure out
how it was done.

262
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,896
Now, I will attempt
to cut Cousini in half.

263
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,477
Whoa! Whoa. Oh!

264
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,692
Oh, ah, oh, oh, ah.

265
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,368
(SCREAMS)

266
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:38,278
Now, shall we see if
the Great Balkini has succeeded?

267
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,525
(ALL APPLAUDING)

268
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,738
Oh.

269
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:08,408
(LARRY LAUGHING)

270
00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:13,913
Stop it!

271
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,723
Mrs. Thatcher will be here
momentarily

272
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,627
and she would love to say
a few words to all of you.

273
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:35,101
Balki, Balki, put me back
together. Get me out of here.

274
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,168
Okay.

275
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,406
(PANTING)

276
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,847
(DRUM ROLL)

277
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,321
Cousin, I can't,
I can't get it unlocked.

278
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:57,023
Well, try harder.

279
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,293
Let's, uh, let's get this
junk out of here, all right?

280
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,063
Oh. Oh. Oh.

281
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,766
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

282
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,511
I'm really sorry that I couldn't
let you out of the box.

283
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,748
Oh, that's okay, Balki.
It wasn't your fault.

284
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,986
I got what I deserved.

285
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,021
Well, I can't argue with that.

286
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,062
And now I have to
tell Mr. Wainwright

287
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,766
that I didn't get an interview
with Margaret Thatcher

288
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:44,070
because I was cut in half
and stuck in a box.

289
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,707
Cousin, you know,
I think Mrs. Thatcher

290
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:50,209
would find that really amusing.

291
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:53,079
She's really
quite the charming lady.

292
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:58,250
You talked to her?

293
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,786
You interviewed her?

294
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,454
Oh, yeah, sure.

295
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,790
Oh, I can't believe this.

296
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,393
Well, you know,
I am going to need a good writer

297
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:09,396
to turn my interview
into an article.

298
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,601
Oh, oh, oh.

299
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,803
Just, uh, raise your hands.

300
00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:19,972
(BANGING ON BOX)

301
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,343
(SOBBING)

302
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,379
Oh, here's one.

303
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,648
Thank you, Balki. Thank you.

304
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,086
It's pretty dry stuff.
I'll try my best.