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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Well, looks like we're all set
for grandpa's visit.

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(SNIFFING)

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What's that smell?

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You made goat lips?

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They are the
traditional Myposian

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grandparent welcoming dish.

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(OVEN DINGS)

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Oh, don't want them
to get too crispy.

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And, cousin,
I thought after dinner

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we take him
to the Lithuanian circus.

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It's audience
participation night.

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How is grandpapa Appleton
on the high-wire?

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Well, hold your
Lithuanian horses.

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One diggy hot lips,
two diggy hot lips

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three diggy hot lips,
four diggy hot lips.

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Mwah, mwah, mwah.

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Seven diggy hot lips--
Balki.

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Balki, circuses
and hot diggy goat lips

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are gonna be too much
for grandpa.

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Well, we're talking about
a 76-year-old widower

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who doesn't get around
so well anymore.

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He's a quiet,
frail old gentleman

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and we have
to treat him carefully.

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(SIGHS)
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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That must be him now.

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Hiya, Larry!

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Grandpa.
(LAUGHING)

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You must be Balki.

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Well, yes, I am.

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(LAUGHING)
Whoa!

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Thank you, Balki.

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Well, it's not grandpa anymore,
it's Buzz.

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Well, well, well,
let's sit down.

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Well, gee, it's great
to see you, grandpa.

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Well, it's good to see you,
Larry, uh...

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And it's Buzz.
Buzz?

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What, what's happened?
I... I hardly recognize you.

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Well, I dropped fifteen pounds
and got a new wardrobe.

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How do you like these B-ball
shoes with the slam dunk pump?

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Bodacious, Buzz.

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(SNIFFING)

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Well, those are
my Myposian goat lips

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but Cousin Larry say that

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that they are too spicy
for you, Buzz.

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You know I always say, Balki,
there is no such thing

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as too rich,
too thin or too spicy.

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And I may say
there's no such thing as

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too happy, too friendly
or too many pigs in your house.

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But that's not putting
lips in your stomach.

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Let me get you some.

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You know what I'd really like,
Balki, uh...

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...is some of that famous
deep dish Chicago pizza.

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Oh, and, uh, maybe we can catch
that Lithuanian circus.

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I hear it's in town.

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That's a brilliant idea.

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I... Isn't it, cousin?

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Well, grandpa, wha...
What's happened to you?

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Uh, you never acted
like this before.

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I've never been this old before.

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Larry, I realize that the few
years I have left are precious

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and I don't want to waste 'em.

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I want to meet some new people,
you know, and, uh

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have some new experiences.

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Went on a cruise,
had a terrific time.

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Even made a new friend, Sam.

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We had so much fun,
we decided
to get together again.

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Sam lives in Chicago,
so, here I am.

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Well, I, I'm... I'm glad to see
you're enjoying yourself

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I, um, but I just think,
you know, someone your age

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should, you know,
take things a little slower.

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Larry, when you only
got a half the time

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you gotta go twice as fast.

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Where do I bunk?

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Oh, you, you're using my room

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Well, cousin,
Grandpapa Appleton is exactly

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the way you described him.

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Except for the, the clothes,
and the, uh, shoes

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and, uh,
the way you described him.

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I guess we won't be needing
the hot water bottle

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and the prune juice you bought.

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Well, we can return
the hot water bottle.

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Oh, okay.
But the prune juice is for me.

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(SIGHS)

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Ah, what a day,
what a day, what a day.

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Didn't I tell you guys
we would have a great time?

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Yeah.
I loved that wild log ride.

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Just like riding the rapids.

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Didn't I tell you it would be
more fun standing up?

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh, ho!
It's almost 6 o'clock.

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Sam will be here any minute.

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I gotta pump up my shoes.

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(GROANS)

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Balki, what am I gonna
do with him?

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He's my grandfather,
he's acting like a teenager

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and you're not helping.

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All right, cousin, I have
had it up to here with you.

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There is absolutely
nothing wrong with a person

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acting as young as they feel.

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On Mypos, we always treat
the young as if they're old

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so that they'll gain wisdom.

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And we treat the old
as if they are young

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so that they'd gain vitality.

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Yeah, well, you also treat
your pigs to dinner and a movie

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so you'll gain acceptance
from your livestock.

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Well, that is only during
the harvest season

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and I don't see what that
has to do with Buzz?

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Balki, sit down.

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People know their age
and they act their age.

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That's how they know
what to charge at the movies.

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Well, I don't think
my best bud Buzz

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appreciates being put in a box--

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Oh, he is not
your best bud Buzz.

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Oh, I beg to differ.
Excuse me, I beg to butt in.

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I beg to butt in.
No, he's not you best bud.

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Excuse me, excuse me.

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I... but...
Look...

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Excuse me, he is...

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Buzz is my bosom
buddy, booby.

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(INDISTINCT ARGUMENT)

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He is my grandfather.
I'll deal with him.

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This is because you got wet,
isn't it?

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I told you not to sit
in the front of the log.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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Get the door.
You get it.

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We'll both get it.

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But you go first.

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It's probably grandpa's friend.

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Oh.

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You know...

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...hanging around with
some old guy his own age

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might settle him down.

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Hi, I'm Sam Morrison.

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Is Buzz here?

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You're Sam?

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, Samantha.

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Well, come-come on in,
come on in, uh... Uh...

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Buzz told us all about you.
Oh.

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Except that you were young
and a woman.

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Sam.
Buzzy.

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(LAUGHING)

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Goodnight, guys. Sam and I are
goin' out and paint the town.

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Don't wait up.

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Whoo!
Whoo!

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Well, she is younger
than my own mother.

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What can he be thinking?

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Well, cousin, I'm just
a simple Mypiot boy, but...

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...even I know
what he's thinking.

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00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,773
You couldn't sleep either?

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Balki, I am worried
about grandpa.

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Cousin, Buzz distinctly
told you not to wait up.

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Balki,
it is 2:30 in the morning.

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Ow.

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Where could he be?

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(SNORING)

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(SCREAMS)

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00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,002
Where could he be?

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Well, cousin... (SIGHS)

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...Buzz and Sam probably
had a nice, romantic dinner.

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A little wine,
a moonlight walk by the lake

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and before they knew it

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one thing led to another,
and well...

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...they-they found themselves
playing Donkey Kong

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at the all-night video arcade.

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00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,033
Well, where have you been?

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00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,634
Do you have any idea
what time it is?

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I have been worried sick.

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00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,340
Well, you are just gonna
have to talk about it, mister.

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00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,279
Buzz, didn't you have fun?

187
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,348
Oh, yeah,
we had a great evening.

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We dined, we danced.
Then, she dumped me.

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00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:29,156
I(STAMMERS) I'm sorry, grandpa.

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00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,359
She said all we had
was a shipboard romance.

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She said on dry land
she didn't feel
the Earth move anymore.

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She said, "Buzz off, Buzz."

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00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,401
Well...

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00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,006
Well, grandpa,
I know how you feel.

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I've been dumped
a few times myself.

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Actually 44.

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00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,849
Forty-five.

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Well, maybe everything's
worked out for the best.

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00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,556
You think so?
I know so.

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00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,259
I mean, the important thing
is you have your health.

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00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,129
You have a family
that loves you.

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00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,699
Women half your age,
nights on the town.

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00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:16,136
That's... That's for
the young and the foolish.

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00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,271
Yeah, you're right, Larry.

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00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,441
There's no fool
like an old fool.

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00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,345
I've been trying to be
something I'm not... Young.

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00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,016
Oh.

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00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,953
Goodnight, boys.

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00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,268
Well, I think
that went pretty well.

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00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,971
Yeah, cousin.

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00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,140
You aged him
more in 60 seconds

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00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,976
than Mama Nature did
in 76 years.

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00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:18,065
Cousin, it's a beautiful day.

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00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,170
I've been thinking
this is a perfect opportunity

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00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,205
to do something
to help Grandpapa Buzz.

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00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,474
Now, we could take him
down to the lake

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00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,642
he'd be basking
in the sunshine...

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00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:33,246
(INHALES)
Breathing in the fresh air,
and in no time at all he'll be--

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00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,116
In the hospital
with pneumonia.

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00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,457
Cousin, we have to do something
to get Buzz back.

221
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,161
Balki, there is no Buzz.

222
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,298
There's just Beaumont Appleton,
my grandfather.

223
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,133
And there is nothing wrong
with an elderly man

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00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,402
acting like an elderly man.

225
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,711
Oh. Grandpapa Buzz.

226
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,113
I've got a terrific idea.

227
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,248
Why don't we all
go down to the lake.

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00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,017
We can have a nice picnic.

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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,818
I've got tons
of leftover goat lips.

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00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,086
They are great cold.

231
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,389
No. No, no, no,
no picnic for me, Balki.

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00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,657
You boys go right ahead.

233
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:21,561
I'll just stay here
and have some weak tea.

234
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,197
Okay, I'll...
I'll make it for you.

235
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,300
That's right, grandpa.

236
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,337
We'll just stay here
and play checkers!

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00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,538
Like we used to!

238
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,674
Checkers?
Yeah, checkers is nice.

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00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,944
Maybe later after my nap.

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00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,214
Just say when?

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00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,350
When.

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00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,787
Oh, I almost forgot.

243
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,990
You do that a lot at my age.

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00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,725
This is for you, Larry.

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00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,861
Copy of my will.

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00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,364
Keep it handy.
Just in case.

247
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,906
Well, I hope you're happy.

248
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,109
You took the grand
out of grandpapa

249
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,311
and you put the old
back into old man.

250
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,615
Balki, grandpa is fine.

251
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,951
He's just using
the wisdom of his years

252
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,552
and planning ahead!

253
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,689
La... Larry! Larry!

254
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,626
Do you have a plastic bag
for my suit?

255
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,762
I want to keep it clean.

256
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:35,035
We... Well, grandpa,
you're being foolish.

257
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,903
Well, maybe you're right.

258
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:39,272
No sense wrapping
it in plastic.

259
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:43,010
Maybe I'll just put
the thing on and wait it out.

260
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,448
No, no, no. Grand...
Grandpapa Appleton, no,

261
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,317
Now listen. That...
That's ridiculous.

262
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,319
By the time
you're ready to go

263
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,954
this suit will be
hopelessly out of style.

264
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,258
Grandpa, when I told
you to act your age

265
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,460
I didn't mean for you
to lie down and wait to die!

266
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,663
No, no. You were right, Larry.
I thought about what you said.

267
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,532
An old man should act his age

268
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:11,071
and I was acting
like an old fool

269
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,606
Uh, listen,
Grandpapa Buzz, come on now.

270
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,809
You, you, you just act
as young as you feel!

271
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,679
Okay, I feel a 106.

272
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,114
Now, can I lie down?

273
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,021
Balki.

274
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,494
You gotta help me get
grandpa back to his old self.

275
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,963
Okay. I know just
what grandpapa needs.

276
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,366
He needs to drink
from the cup of vitality.

277
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,001
He needs to eat
from the fruit bowl of life.

278
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,737
He needs to floss
with the string of hope.

279
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,741
How do we do that?

280
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:52,145
The food is great,
and you're gonna love the band.

281
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,415
Now, you have to do
exactly as I tell you.

282
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,751
Stand on one foot
and cluck like a chicken.

283
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,354
(IMITATING CHICKEN)

284
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,125
I don't see how
this is gonna help grandpa.

285
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,094
It isn't.
I just like seeing you do it.

286
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,168
(BAND PLAYING
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

287
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,143
Well, are you sure
this is gonna work?

288
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,678
Cousin, I'm sure.
Just trust me.

289
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,783
That curve was a lot higher
than it looked.

290
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,389
George!

291
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,229
Opa!

292
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,331
(BOTH SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

293
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,334
Cousin Larry.
Ah!

294
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,473
Opa! Opa! Opa! Opa!
George! George! George!

295
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,541
Okay. Okay.

296
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:59,446
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

297
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,547
Oh!

298
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,252
George, George.

299
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,454
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

300
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,159
Balki, is this
a Myposian restaurant?

301
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,827
Well, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.

302
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,329
It's a Greek restaurant.

303
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,897
If it were
a Myposian restaurant

304
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:19,566
there'd be a pig check girl.

305
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,835
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

306
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,606
Opa!

307
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,711
Oh, you're so cute!

308
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,417
Athena! Athena!
Let me go, babe.

309
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,388
George!

310
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,656
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

311
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,596
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

312
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,132
Pita bread.

313
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,134
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

314
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:02,309
Okay, George, George.
Okay, okay. Bye-bye, babe.

315
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,380
Oh, hey, grandpa,
isn't this place fun?

316
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,749
Huh? Don't you feel alive?

317
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,552
Don't you feel a draft?

318
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,756
Grandpapa, why don't you
try some of this?

319
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,758
It will make
your taste buds dance!

320
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,460
Oh, no, thanks, Balki.

321
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:24,697
I don't want to risk
staining my-my burial suit.

322
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,434
Here, here, come on, grandpa.
Come on! We'll both try 'em!

323
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,769
It looks delicious. Huh?

324
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:32,472
It'll, it'll be
a new experience!

325
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,408
Here. Mmm. Mmm-mmm.

326
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,580
(GASPING)

327
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,384
Balki, are you trying
to burn a hole in his stomach?

328
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,353
A man his age
can't eat that stuff!

329
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,755
A man my age
can't eat that stuff!

330
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:52,259
Not too bad!
Sure clears the sinuses.

331
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,665
(PLAYING GUITAR)

332
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,873
Balki, I-I think we need
to switch tables.

333
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,008
(STAMMERS) The music
is too much for grandpa.

334
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,978
No, cousin.
Grandpa, I think, I think we...

335
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,948
(CHOKING)

336
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,052
Oh, you're so pretty!

337
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,988
(SQUEALING)

338
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,229
(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

339
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,365
Come on, grandpa!
Oh, no, no.

340
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,567
Come on, grandpa!

341
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,036
Let's face
the music and dance!

342
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,806
Balki, I... I don't think
we should do this.

343
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,910
The floor is very slippery.
We don't know these people!

344
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,886
Grandpapa, look!
What a surprise! It's Sofia!

345
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,288
Nice to meet you.

346
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,525
Oh, you too young
to be grandpa!

347
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,027
I just call you Buzz.

348
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,573
Balki, what is
the matter with you?

349
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,174
Are you out of your mind?

350
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,744
Spicy food,
loud music, dancing?

351
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,446
He could have a heart attack!

352
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,713
Now, I don't want to be known

353
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,182
as the one in the family
who killed grandpa!

354
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:28,321
Well, cousin,
you're halfway there!

355
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,956
Opa!

356
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,224
Now you see?

357
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,893
That's how accidents happen.

358
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,428
Opa!

359
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,898
Oh, my Lord!

360
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,134
He's lost control
of his motor skills.

361
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,870
Now, I'm gonna get him out
of here before he gets hurt!

362
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,406
Oh, cousin, calm down,
would you please?

363
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,575
Look at him!
He's having fun!

364
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,988
I... It sure looks like
they're having a lot of fun!

365
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,523
Opa!

366
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,393
Cousin, uh, Grandpapa Buzz
seems to feel young again.

367
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,695
How about you?
Like this, Larry.,

368
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,566
Thanks, grandpa!

369
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:20,139
Well, Balki,
Looks like Buzz is back.

370
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:23,209
Thank you.

371
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,744
Oh, no, I--
Yes, you could!

372
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,078
Excuse me.

373
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:28,648
Look, just like this. Opa!

374
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:30,917
Oh! Well!

375
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,390
Opa!

376
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,068
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

377
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:50,970
(RHYTHMIC CLAPPING)

378
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,614
(CHEERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

379
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,718
Bravo!

380
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:08,588
WOMAN: Opa!
MAN: Opa!

381
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,562
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

382
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,363
(ALL CHEERING)

383
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,766
MAN: Opa!

384
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,668
Opa!