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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feelin'

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart

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* And a long-lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standin' tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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How's the English homework
coming, Balki?

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Oh, it's coming along
real good.

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Well, paint me gold
and call me Oscar.

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I thought you said you'd never
eat Myposian food again

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after you found out
I make my shoo-fly pie

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with real shoes
and real flies.

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This is Myposian food?

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Yes, it's Moon Chados Stiki
Chiki Bizzi Buzz Buzz.

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Moon Chados Stiki
Chiki Bizzi Buzz Buzz?

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That means
honey glazed chicken.

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That's all this is,
honey glazed chicken?

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That's all it is.

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(KNOCK ON DOOR)

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of the honey with
the tartness of yak bile.

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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

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Oh, Larry,
I have to talk to you.

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Well, Jennifer,
what's wrong?

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I have terrible news.

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My mother's coming to town
and she wants to meet you.

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Well, Jennifer,
I'd love to meet
your mother.

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But, Larry,
you don't understand.

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Well, then
she'll like
Cousin Larry.

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Balki,
you're not helping.
What?

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Larry, I'd marry you even
if Mother didn't like you

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but it would be
so much better if she did.

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Then I wouldn't have to
defend you all the time.

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Jennifer, don't worry.
You forget, I'm a reporter.

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A wordsmith,
a weaver of verbal magic.

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I'll make your
mother think

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then we'll be married
and the truth won't matter.

49
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Well, you're right.

50
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I mean, what was I
so worried about?

51
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Oh, Larry, what could Mother
possibly find wrong with you?

52
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I mean, you're not at all like
the other men I used to date.

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You're not always stopping
to sign autographs

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like the baseball player.

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Not always being called away
like the heart surgeon.

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Not always being summoned
to the White House

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like the Congressman.

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like the football player.

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Oh, Larry,
I feel much better.

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Now, don't worry.
Your mother is gonna love me.

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Bye, Larry.

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Bye, bye.

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Her mother
hated a Congressman!

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Why did you do that?
Cousin, I had no choice.

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You know how these things
always end.

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You jump to
absurd conclusions.

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You paint an outlandish picture
of what your life would be like.

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You get hysterical,
you start to diaper-ventilate

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and then
who has to slap you

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Well, tonight
I don't have time
for the full-length version.

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I've got participles
dangling over there

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so, I just cut
to the chase.

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Balki, don't you see
what's happening here?

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Cousin, don't
make me do this.

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Balki, her mother hated
a big-league ball player.

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I didn't get a hit in three
years of Little League!

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Cousin, I'm gonna...
Just don't make me do this.

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Balki, I am doomed.
I don't have a prayer.

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A prayer, that's it!

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No, that's not it.
All the world loves a clown!

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I'll become a clown!

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You're right.

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Oh, po, po, po, po.

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(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Bartokomous.

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I told you before,

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all letters from my ex-wife

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are supposed to be
filed...here.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Gorpley.

91
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Usually her letters
come through the window
tied to a brick.

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I better get that.

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(PHONE RINGS)

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Oh, hi, Jennifer!

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No, Cousin Larry's not here.

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Uh, I don't know
why he's never around

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when your life
is falling apart.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay, I'll tell him.

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Bye.

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Bad news for Appleton?

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I love bad news.

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Well, then
you're in for a treat.

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Jennifer's mother is coming
to town earlier than expected

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and so Cousin Larry
has to have dinner with them

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tonight instead of Thursday

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and I, I hope
he don't get too upset.

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He don't adjust
to change very well.

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Yeah, well, if you were
any kind of Sports Department

110
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you'd give more coverage
to American Gladiators.

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Jerks.

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Hey, Appleton,
your girlfriend called.

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You two are having dinner
with her mother tonight.

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Tonight?

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Oh! Cousin! Cousin!
Are you all right?

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Oh.
Well.

117
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Of course, he's all right.

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He landed on his head.

119
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I think I'm all right.
I... Ow!

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Cousin,
where does it hurt?
Ow!

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Who are you?

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Cousin, do you
remember me?

123
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I don't remember anything.

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Nothing?
Nothing.

125
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Then you owe me 20 bucks.

126
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I'll just take it out
of your wallet.

127
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I have to get him
to the hospital.

128
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I can get to the hospital
myself.

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How do I
get outta here?
Oh, cousin.

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I'll take you
to the hospital myself.

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Where did you say
it hurts?
Well, I... Ouch!

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Is your, is your,
is your headache gone?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Your name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

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Cousin Larry Appleton.

138
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Now you.
U-uh-huh!

139
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My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

140
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Relax the jaw,
relax the jaw.

141
00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:23,671
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

142
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BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.

143
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Hello, my name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...

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Hello, my name is Cousin...

145
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BOTH: Larry Appleton.

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How are you?
Fine.

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No.

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You think my own name
would sound familiar?

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Well, Cousin, don't worry
about the, the...

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The doctor said
your own memory will,
will come back in,

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in just a, a few hours.

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He, he X-rayed your head
and found nothing.

153
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He said, he said you're fine,
you're just fine.

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You've never been better
except you don't know

155
00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,878
who you are from a hole
in the ground.

156
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,414
My name is...

157
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,783
BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.

158
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,653
Good, good,
and relaxing the jaw.

159
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My name is Cousin...

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00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,224
Hello.
Hello.

161
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,493
BOTH: My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

162
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How are you?

163
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Fine.
No.

164
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I, I know my name,
but I, I don't know
anything else.

165
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,872
I don't know
where I, I live

166
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,774
or where I work,
I mean...

167
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Tell me about me.

168
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,078
Oh, where does one begin?

169
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You were born
in Madison, Wisconsin.

170
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,053
You live in this apartment.

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I'm your best friend.

172
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You work at the
Chicago Chronicle

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and, when you think
no one is listening

174
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you gargle to the
tune of Moon River.

175
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,502
I gargle to the
tune of Moon River?

176
00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,672
Yeah.

177
00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,173
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.

178
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,108
I think I'm starting
to remember.
Do we...

179
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:13,313
Do we work with
a man named, named
Mr., Mr., Mr. Porkly?

180
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:16,684
Uh, Mr., Mr. Headley?
No, just, just...

181
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,186
Mr. Gorpley.
Yes, yes, yes.

182
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,620
Oh, oh, yeah,
and, and, and...

183
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:24,057
I'm Larry Appleton?
Yes.

184
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,126
Yes!
Oh, of course you know.

185
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:29,930
Oh, your memory bank
is no longer overdrawn.
This is wonderful.

186
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,198
Oh!
Oh!

187
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,166
Phew, what a relief.

188
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,135
Cousin, so good
to have you back.

189
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:40,240
Oh, it is good
to be back.

190
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,608
I love strong coffee.

191
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,643
Well, I know you do.

192
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,914
Well.

193
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,950
Oh, boy, I... I must have
taken quite a spill?

194
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,386
(CHUCKLES) For a minute there,
I couldn't remember anything.

195
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:57,090
Oh, born in Madison,
I work at the Chronicle.

196
00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,127
Gargle to Moon River.
(CHUCKLES) It's all back.

197
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,129
Oh, boy!

198
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:06,266
The human brain
is one amazing little gizmo.

199
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,404
Sugar?

200
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:14,674
Who are you and why are you
calling me "Sugar?"

201
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,117
(SOBBING)

202
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,654
Lost what?

203
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,089
Who am I?

204
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,557
Who are you?

205
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,294
Is there some reason you're
dressed like the Cisco Kid?

206
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,201
I'm trying to make
a fashion statement.

207
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,640
Well, I'm sorry if
I insulted you, but...

208
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,543
I-I don't remember who I am.

209
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,145
And I don't know
if I ever will.

210
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,680
Now, cousin,
just don't worry.

211
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:57,350
The doctor said
that your memory

212
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,819
before you
get it back for good.

213
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:05,725
He said it happens
all the time

214
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,160
I'm testifying
before Congress?

215
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,363
No, No, No, No.
What have I done?

216
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,664
Calm down.

217
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,067
(HEAVY BREATHING)

218
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,803
Okay, now.

219
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:19,339
Your name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...

220
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,909
My, my name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...

221
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,343
Come on, relax the jaw.

222
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,477
My name is, my name is...

223
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,014
BOTH: Cousin Larry Appleton.

224
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,416
BOTH:
Cousin Larry Appleton.

225
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,583
Hello.
Hello.

226
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,252
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton...

227
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,553
Hello, my name is...

228
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,222
BOTH:
Cousin Larry Appleton.

229
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,790
How are you?
Fine.

230
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,491
Oh, God.

231
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,863
(HEAVY BREATHING)

232
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,800
Okay, you were born

233
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,401
in Madison, Wisconsin.

234
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,504
I, I work at the
Chicago Chronicle and...

235
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,275
(GARGLING)

236
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,724
* We're after

237
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,062
* The same river... *

238
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,796
I got it.
I remember,
I remember.

239
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,665
I, I'm, Larry Appleton.

240
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,100
I, I was born in
Madison, Wisconsin.

241
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,069
I work at the Chronicle
and I even remember

242
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,872
how many girls I asked
to the senior prom. 12.

243
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,706
And I remember
how many turned me down.

244
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,575
Thirteen.

245
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,377
One girl just came right up
to me in the cafeteria
and said,

246
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,480
"Don't even think
of asking me to the prom."

247
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,990
A little unnecessary,
don't you think?

248
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,158
Well, she might
have had a good reason.

249
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,660
Were you eating
at the time?

250
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,797
I was merely using that story
to illustrate the fact

251
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,200
that I remember
every detail of my life.

252
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,869
Well, that's good,
Cousin.

253
00:13:55,936 --> 00:14:00,340
with Jennifer
and her mother tonight?

254
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,541
Oh, my Lord!

255
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,276
I have to have dinner
with Jennifer's mother!

256
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,213
What... Well, Balki.
She hated a heart surgeon!

257
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,916
What am I gonna do?
My life is over!

258
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,651
Cousin, you're hysterical.
Do you remember
how I bring you out of this?

259
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,286
No! I'm fine.

260
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,323
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

261
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,997
All right. Name?
Larry Appleton.

262
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,465
Place of birth?
Madison, Wisconsin.

263
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400
Address?
I know where we live.

264
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,568
You're bluffing.

265
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:30,603
Balki, please,
I am fine.

266
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,606
I have had my memory
for four solid hours now.

267
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,008
So, just, please.

268
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,676
You didn't have to
drive me here.

269
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,679
Let me just check and see if
your pupils are annihilated.

270
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,882
Open wide.
Nice and wide.

271
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,617
Say "Ahh." Give me
a nice big "Ahh."

272
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,253
Aaahhhh.

273
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,922
Now you need to depress
the back of your tongue.

274
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:53,393
Balki, please.

275
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,495
about my temporary
memory loss.

276
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,098
She'd only worry.
So, just please,
don't tell her anything.

277
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,567
All right, all right,
I won't tell her anything.

278
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,701
All right.

279
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,103
Just stop!

280
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,107
They're here.
Who are you?

281
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,577
Oh, God!
Who am I?

282
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,045
Larry, what are you
doing out here?

283
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,346
Mother's waiting
to meet you.

284
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,215
Well...

285
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,389
If she's anything like you
I would love to meet her.

286
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,160
Larry, what's
going on here?

287
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,230
Uh, Jennifer, I hate to be
the wearer of bad news,

288
00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,132
but Cousin Larry
had an accident today.

289
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,401
He fall down the stairs,
he bonk his head,

290
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,470
and, and then he lose his memory
and then it come back,

291
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,373
but every time he needs it
it goes away again.

292
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,345
Well, I'm fine.

293
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,180
and get to know each other.

294
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,053
Larry, we do know each other.
We're engaged.

295
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,223
You're gonna marry me?
Yes.

296
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,890
Balki, if Mother sees
Larry in this condition

297
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,160
she'll never approve
of me marrying him.

298
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,561
You're gonna marry me?

299
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,330
Maybe.

300
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,302
What am I
gonna tell Mother?

301
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,505
He fall down the stairs,
he bonk his head,
he lose his memory,

302
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,242
and now he don't know
who he is from
a hole in the ground.

303
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,709
The truth always works.

304
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,945
Not this time,
I used the amnesia excuse

305
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,680
for one of my
old boyfriends.

306
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,450
Well, wait a minute.
We need your
mother's approval?

307
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,518
Yes.
Well, we can
make this work.

308
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:28,688
I have a plan.

309
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,957
Well, this could work!
I'll, I'll just
make small talk.

310
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,093
And if your mother
wants to know
something about me

311
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,828
you and Balki
can tell her.

312
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:39,132
Excuse me, Balki.

313
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,334
Listen, the point is
we can make this work.

314
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,436
It's worth a shot!
Come on!

315
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,507
All right, now,
remember, Blakely...

316
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,642
Balki.
When we...
Yeah, whatever.

317
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,744
If I get stuck for a fact,
you just jump right in

318
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,181
and then give me the answer.
But don't make it obvious.

319
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,548
You know, try to
lead me to the right answer.

320
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,350
You think you can
handle that?

321
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,187
I'm the one with the
fully-functioning brain.

322
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,260
Guys, this is my mother,
Catherine Lyons.

323
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,795
Mother, this is Larry.
Hello.

324
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,963
I'm delighted to meet you.
Thank you.

325
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,699
And this is Balki,
Larry's cousin.

326
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,033
Hello.

327
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,410
Isn't that nice,
he brought his cousin with him.

328
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,215
We're insufferable.

329
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:39,192
Jennifer has, uh, told me
so much about you, Mrs, uh...

330
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,594
Mrs, uh... Mrs, uh...

331
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,896
King of the jungle.

332
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,532
King of the jungle.

333
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,267
Mrs. Tarzan.
No.

334
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,538
Uh, Lyons. Mrs. Lyons.

335
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,706
Mrs. Lyons.

336
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,409
Cousin Larry would, uh,
forget his own name

337
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,811
if I hadn't sewn it
into his underwear.

338
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,282
Balki's exaggerating,
Mother.

339
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,050
Of course, he's exaggerating.

340
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:06,819
I have an excellent memory.

341
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,789
Hello.

342
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,227
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

343
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,666
Larry, stop joking.

344
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,436
Mother will think you're not
serious about marrying me.

345
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,872
Serious?
Well, of course I'm serious.

346
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,841
Who wouldn't want to marry
a woman as lovely as Jessica?

347
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,543
Jennifer.
Jennifer.

348
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:37,116
My dream is to make her

349
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,287
Mrs. Cousin Larry Appleton.

350
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,924
Why don't we order?

351
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,826
Good idea. Waiter?

352
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,996
(SNAPS FINGERS)

353
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:52,765
I hear the food here
is very good.

354
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,269
Tell me, Larry, do you enjoy
working for the paper?

355
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,805
And what paper
would that be?

356
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,275
Uh, Cousin Larry

357
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,245
loves working
at the Chicago...

358
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,380
Stockyards.

359
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:13,220
You know very well
that you work at the
Chicago Chronicle.

360
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,821
How many years
have you been there?

361
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,391
Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh...
Uh, uh...

362
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,427
Would you care
for an olive?

363
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,061
No, thanks,
Sweet gherkin?

364
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,231
Not really.
Try the baby corn.

365
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,998
Take three ears.

366
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,635
Three ears.

367
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,171
Take three ears.

368
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:39,946
Uh, three years!
Uh!

369
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,381
Uh, waiter!

370
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,085
They're right here, sir.
Oh.

371
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,854
Well, that was fast.

372
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,056
They know me here.

373
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,424
Menu?

374
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:57,096
Mrs. Lyons, I know
you're concerned that...

375
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,332
Jennifer.
...marries happily.

376
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:05,305
And I just want you
to know

377
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,474
Jennifer.
...happy.

378
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,543
That's very reassuring.

379
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,579
Now, why don't we
all try and relax

380
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,547
and have
a wonderful dinner, hmm?

381
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,884
Well, I think
that's a great idea.

382
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,321
Hello.

383
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,758
My name is
Cousin Larry Appleton.

384
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,795
Uh, waiter?

385
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,530
Could we get some menus?

386
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,898
Oh!

387
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,868
Have we met?

388
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,238
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

389
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:50,016
And I've...I've worked at
the Chronicle for three years.

390
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,785
Oh, Cousin, it looks like
you've got everything back.

391
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,488
Yeah, everything except what
happened from when I fell down

392
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,757
the stairs at the Chronicle

393
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,226
to when Jennifer's mother
stormed out of the restaurant.

394
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,261
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

395
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,769
Jennifer.
Uh, Mrs. Lyons.

396
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,139
Larry, I explained everything
to Mother and she understands.

397
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,907
You do?

398
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,643
Well, uh, uh, sort of.

399
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,111
Jennifer told me about
your temporary amnesia

400
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:23,350
and that seemed to explain
most of your bizarre behavior.

401
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,284
I mean, you seem
pleasant enough.

402
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,354
You have a decent job

403
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,188
and there's
a certain desperation

404
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:34,861
in your eyes

405
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,896
Welcome to the family.

406
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,333
Thanks, Mom.

407
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,569
Call me Mrs. Lyons.

408
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,738
Good news. Uh...

409
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,307
After Jennifer marries
Cousin Larry then...

410
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:51,644
Then you will be
my aunt-in-law
five times removed.

411
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,319
Oh, my!

412
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,559
I'm so glad
everything worked out.

413
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,961
Well, we have to
get Mother to the airport.

414
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,597
Bye, Larry.

415
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:17,003
Jennifer, are you sure
about this marriage?

416
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:40,226
I'm sure.

417
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,494
Have we met?

418
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,364
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)