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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Sometimes you
just get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's going to stand
in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend

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* Gives every dark street

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* A light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dream

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* The rain and thunder
the wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna
stop me now *

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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, no, no, no, no problemo.

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CLIVE: It's alright.

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I love him!

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Ah.

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You don't know Lionel, do you?

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Know him? I made him a star.

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I'm Clive Enright,
his manager and producer.

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You, uh, are you a fan?

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Am I a fan?
Hmm?

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Am I a fan?

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I love him!
I got all his records.

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My favorite
is Emotion Potion.

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* I'm drowning in an ocean
of your emotion potion

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* I'm kickin' my feet

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* And stompin' like a motion

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* And with lips so fine
and your face so sweet

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Okay. Okay, alright...

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* It moves me it touches me

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* It knocks me off my feet... *

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Don't stop him! He is good.

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(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

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He is?
Yeah!

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He's got
a very unique kind of appeal.

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He does?
Absolutely!

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Oh, ho, ho,
Balki... Yo, yo, Balki.

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Can't stop now, babe!
Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa!

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Listen, listen, I have been
in the music business

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for 15 years and you have got
star written all over you.

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No, no, no, no, Balki, Balki.

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That's, that's
not what he meant.

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I should tell you that, uh,

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Balki takes everything
very literally.

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And who are you?
I'm Balki's cousin.

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I've been dealing
with this for years.

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You have to be very careful
what you say to him.

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If you tell him
he can be a star

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he'll think he can be a star.

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He can. Look at him.

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He has warmth,
he has innocence.

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People eat that garbage up.

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Combined with the right music

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this guy could make a fortune.

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No, look,
I'm prepared right now

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to offer you
a recording contract.

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And I want you to star
in your own music video.

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Oh, Mr. Enright, I, I...

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That's very nice of you,
but I don't think

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I ever could be a star
like Lionel DeVinyl.

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(CHUCKLING)
That's what Lionel said
when I discovered him

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working in
the auto parts store.

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in two weeks.

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Listen, call me
if you reconsider.

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He's reconsidered.

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I'm not only Balki's cousin,
I'm also Balki's agent.

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Is tomorrow too soon
to ink a deal?

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My office, 3:00.
I'll supply the ink.

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Cousin, just a,
just a moment of your time.

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I have a few questions.
When did I reconsider?

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What is an agent?
And when did you become one?

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An agent is, uh,
someone like myself

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who negotiates big money deals
for a performer, like yourself

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in exchange
for a nominal percentage

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of the aforementioned
big money.

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Uh, I think
the standard rate
is 50%?

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That's not enough.

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But I'm not a performer,
I'm just Balki.

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I'm just your average
Joe Blowniki on the street.

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I sing for friends,
for, for, for family

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for the occasional sheep.

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Although once, I...

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I did sell out a meadow.

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Well, of course you sold out
the meadow. You have talent.

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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.

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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.

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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do.

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(LAUGHING)
No, I don't.

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Oh, yes, you do.

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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do!

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No, I don't.
Oh, yes, you do!

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Listen, Balki!

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There'd be no
Red Roses for a Blue Lady.

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There'd be no
Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast.

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There'd be no Danke Schoen.

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Wait a minute, cousin.

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I know you
like the back of my head.

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You're going
to try to trick Balki

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by using Wayne's name in vain.

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Alright, okay, alright,
alright, Balki.

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You are much too smart for that.

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Well, I should say so. Ha!

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LARRY: Yeah.

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I was just thinking how proud

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And how proud your mama
would be of you if you...

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Well, never mind.
Cousin, what?

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What, cousin?
No, no, no.

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What were you going to say?

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What? You were right in,
right in the middle of a...

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You can't just throw out
a mama reference

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and just let it die!

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I was just thinking how proud
your mama would be of you

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if you came back to Mypos
a big, big star!

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You performing
for all of Mypos.

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And mama, there
in the front row. Look. Look.

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There she is. There she is.

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Oh, mama.

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You introduce her
from the stage.

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(WHISPERING)
Stand up. Stand up.

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And then, she comes up
for the last act

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and, and performs.
She plays the tambourine!

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Oh! But she doesn't need
that kind of joy in her life.

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Cousin, I want to do it.

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Are you sure?
Yeah.

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I want to do it for mama.

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I want her to bang
her tambourine

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and kick up her clogs.

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Oh, cousin, she'll be so proud.

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Alright, you've worn me down.
Oh, thank you, cousin.

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I know the perfect opening act.
"New Kids in the Flock."

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAN: Bring that
light over here.

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Cousin, I am s...
I am so nervous.

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I, I have only had
one week to rehearse.

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What, what if I forget my song?
What if I lose my voice?

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What if I get
a hog in my throat?

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You won't get a hog
in your throat.

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You won't get any farm animal
in your throat.

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You are going to be great.
Now, just relax.

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You have talent.
No, I don't.

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Oh, yes, you do.

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That is why you are getting
big bucks to do this video.

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Oh, cousin, imagine.
Getting paid to sing.

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I love to sing.
I would sing for nothing.

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Don't you ever, ever say that!

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Fresh Young Balki B.
Are you ready to cook?

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Well, not really,
my crock-pot's at home

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in the kitchen.

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Could I speak to you
for just a moment?

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Is there a problem
with the contract?

156
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Yes, there is a problem. Uh...

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Clauses B, H, and K
are totally unacceptable.

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Uh, in addition, I would like

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private limousine service for
Fresh Young Balki B and myself.

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And there is to be
an ample supply of M&Ms

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in the dressing room
at all times.

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Remove all the green ones.

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No M&Ms. No limo.

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Clauses 'B,' 'H' and 'K'
stay as is or he's out.

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Deal! Love it. Ciao.

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Hmm.

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

168
00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:05,579
Don't hate me
because I'm beautiful.

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Just sign it.

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Yo, Fresh.

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Now, we happen in five

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and wait 'til I toss you a cue.
Capisce?

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Yes, sir.
Uh, I mean, yo, sir.

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There you go.

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What did he just say?

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MAN:
Fresh Young Balki B video.
Take two.

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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* Ooh ooh ooh Balki B

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* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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* Ooh ooh ooh

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* Balki B

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* I was tendin'
to my flock of sheep

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* My mind was bendin'
couldn't get no sleep

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* I was dreamin'
of a world I knew

187
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* If I could get to
would make my dreams come true

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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* So I packed up and I said
goodbye to my mama

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* And I crossed the sky
to a new land

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* Where I work and play
with Cousin Larry

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* Each and every day

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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* Now I'm thrillin'
'cause my dreams are fulfillin'

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* And I'm tillin' new ground
inside me

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* And I'm willin'
* And I'm willing

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* And that's why
I'm tellin' y'all not to stop

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* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

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* Ooh ooh ooh Balki B

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* 'Cause if you're lookin'
to do the same

201
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,235
* Don't go cookin' up
no brand-new game

202
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,704
* Just reach for what
you've got inside

203
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* 'Cause you're
your own ticket to ride

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* Fresh
* Fresh

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* Balki B ooh ooh ooh ooh
* Balki B

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* Rappin' his way
* Rappin' his way

207
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,149
* Across the sea
* Across the sea

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* I said fresh
* Fresh

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* Young
* Young

210
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,391
* Come on Fly Girls get busy
* Rappin' his way

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00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:08,328
* Rappin' his way
across the sea *

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BALKI: Let's watch the video.

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I hope you like my singing.

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00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,110
Maybe someday,
I'll win a grandma.

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00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,446
A Grammy. Win a Grammy.

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00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,815
That's what I said.

217
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,716
Although winning one
could never replace

218
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,452
the sweet little old lady
I left on Mypos.

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We are going to make a fortune.

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Okay.

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Past the teeth
and over the gums

222
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look out, eyes, here it comes!

223
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(J.J. JAY SINGING
FRESH YOUNG BALKI B)

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* Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... *

225
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,483
Balki, I don't think
I like this.

226
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,286
Strange women
are singing your name.

227
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:11,158
Oh, don't worry, Mary Anne.
I didn't sing back.

228
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Oh, look, look, look, look!
This, this, this is, is my part!

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00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,263
This is where
I sing by myself.

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(WITH OTHER VOICE)
* I was tendin'
to my flock of sheep

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* My mind was bendin'
couldn't get no sleep

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* I was dreamin'
of a world I knew

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* If I could get to would make
my dreams come true *

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00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,441
Gee.

235
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:32,812
Balki, it's amazing how
different your singing voice is.

236
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:37,017
It's not his voice, Mary Anne.

237
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,552
Oh, my Lord! You're right.

238
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,555
They, they dubbed
in a different voice.

239
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I worked so hard
and they threw my voice away.

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How could this happen?

241
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,334
Well, I don't know, but if you
gotta have a different voice

242
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that's a good one to have.

243
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,008
But you look fabulous.

244
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,779
My mama's going to be proud?
Of what?

245
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,916
Of me pretending to be
somebody else?

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00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:21,261
I don't want to do this!

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LARRY:
Balki, be reasonable.

248
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:26,566
If you're not gonna be
Fresh Young Balki B

249
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,101
Your fingers!

250
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,173
Balki, you cannot throw away
the opportunity of a lifetime!

251
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,308
Cousin, you are wasting
your breath mints.

252
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,677
I am not going to be
moving my lips

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00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,778
for somebody else's voice.

254
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:43,450
That is dishonest.

255
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,252
Did, did you know
that Natalie Wood didn't do

256
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,454
her own singing
in West Side Story?

257
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,123
Or that Audrey Hepburn
lip-synched her songs

258
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,460
in My Fair Lady?

259
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,529
is that someone else sang
for The Little Mermaid?

260
00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:00,968
Yes! And don't even ask
about Mr. Ed!

261
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,236
Not Mr. Ed!

262
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:10,910
Alright, Balki, Balki, think
of this as, as a group effort.

263
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:15,148
It's, it's like building a car.

264
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:23,356
Another person
puts in the seats.

265
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:28,295
But someone else's voice
is coming out of the radio!

266
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,531
Okay, alright, alright, alright.
Forget cars. Forget cars!

267
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,201
Uh, think of it as,
as making a cake!

268
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,735
Cousin...
One person puts in the flour.

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Cousin.
Another breaks the eggs.

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00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,173
Cousin, cousin, you're getting

271
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,541
Now, let me ask you this.

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00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,543
How many times
have Marshall and Walpole

273
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,279
taken credit for an article
you've written?

274
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,048
Oh. Oh.
How many times? How many?

275
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,516
How many times have
Marshall and Walpole

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00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,519
taken credit for an article
you've written?

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00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,154
How many?
Twenty one.

278
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,723
Twenty one?

279
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,159
Twenty one times.

280
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,028
Now, how does
that make you feel?

281
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,263
Hey, I'm okay with it!

282
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,236
Alright, it bothers me a little.

283
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,542
I hate it.

284
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:21,414
Well, of course you do.

285
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,351
You're right.
Thank you, cousin.

286
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,921
Cousin, would you just--
Okay. Alright. Alright.

287
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,724
Alright. I see your point.

288
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,328
I'll just call Enright
and insist

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that you do your own singing.

290
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:44,204
Thank you, cousin.

291
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,040
You're both about
to become millionaires!

292
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,276
Okay, listen, Balki,
I've got a schedule here

293
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,611
of your
promotional appearances.

294
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,748
Mr. Enright, this is, uh, very,
very difficult for me to say

295
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,886
but Balki won't be making
any promotional appearances

296
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,955
unless he does his own singing.

297
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,758
(CHUCKLING)
What is he saying?

298
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,461
I saw the video,
and I don't like it.

299
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,163
I don't like
that someone else's voice

300
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,698
is coming out of my mouth.

301
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,133
Balkster, come on.

302
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,967
When I said I was gonna
make you a star

303
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,204
it wasn't for your singing.

304
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,607
It's your unique look
that I wanna sell.

305
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:25,112
See, I always planned to match
your look with J.J. Jay's voice.

306
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,714
None of my clients
use their own voices.

307
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,317
This won't affect
profit participation, will it?

308
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,285
Cousin, cousin, please.

309
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,887
Are you telling me
that Lionel DeVinyl

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00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,257
is just a pair of moving lips?

311
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,893
That's what I'm sayin'.

312
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,130
What about Neon Leon?

313
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,301
Jazzy Jake?
None of them sing a note.

314
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:51,771
Well, paint me green
and call me Gumby.

315
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:57,977
Mr. Enright,
you are a dishonest person

316
00:17:58,044 --> 00:17:59,812
and I wash my face of you.

317
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,016
Not so fast there, Fresh!

318
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,186
I've got a contract here
with your signature on it.

319
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:10,223
And according to Paragraph Z,
line four, your lips are mine.

320
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,692
You move them when
and where I tell you.

321
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,328
Wait a minute... Paragraph Z?
Let me see that.

322
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:22,034
If you don't live up
to your end of this deal

323
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,437
Cousin, is this true?

324
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,107
I'm afraid it is.

325
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,310
Balkman,
got your press conference

326
00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:33,913
scheduled for tomorrow.

327
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,816
All the major music publications
are gonna be there, babe.

328
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:41,221
So, see you there.
Or I'll see you in court.

329
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,291
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

330
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,595
* Rappin' his way
rappin' his way

331
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,363
* Across the sea
* Across the sea

332
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,265
* I said Fresh *
* Fresh *

333
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,766
* Young
* Young

334
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:58,505
* Balki B

335
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:02,809
* Rappin' his way
across the sea *

336
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,278
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

337
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,615
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you have it!

338
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,018
Fresh Young Balki B's
first music video.

339
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,553
What can I say, huh?

340
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,489
You are witnessing today
the birth

341
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,958
of a major new rock
phenomenon, okay?

342
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:23,095
This guy is hot,
he is happening,
and he is here!

343
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,632
That's right, you heard me.

344
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,300
put those hands together
and give it up

345
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,269
for Fresh Young Balki B.

346
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,271
(APPLAUDING)

347
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,312
Hello, my name is...

348
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,349
Fresh Young Balki B.

349
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:46,586
And I would like you
to meet my DJ, MC Cousin.

350
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,362
Yo.

351
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,498
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

352
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,400
You're here to answer
their questions

353
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,035
and here are your answers.

354
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,539
He's gonna sing live. Yo.

355
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,575
You can't do that.
Well, let's ask the press.

356
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,677
You wanna hear
Fresh Young Balki B sing?

357
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,245
No, no...

358
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,581
Yo, it's Balki time.

359
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,817
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

360
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,073
* I was singing on the job
you see

361
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,576
* The man said he'd make
a star out of me

362
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,645
* He cut a record
shot a video too

363
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,580
* But when we saw it
something didn't

364
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,482
* Ring true
* Was set to groovin'

365
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,486
* Had my friends around

366
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,822
* What we heard
wasn't our choice

367
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,758
* Clive Enright
dubbed in a new voice

368
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,693
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

369
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,995
* None of his acts
sing their own songs

370
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,465
* What went down we think
was terribly wrong

371
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,834
* Neon Leon Jazzy Jake
and the Jukes

372
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,337
* Have no talent they're just
lip-synching flukes

373
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,306
* Lionel DeVinyl
and Untame Jane

374
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,375
* Their story
is sadly the same

375
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,410
* Even Jump Back Jimmy Mack

376
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,879
* Couldn't carry a tune
in a paper sack

377
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,582
* Take it from
Fresh Young Balki B

378
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,884
* And his Cousin MC

379
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,886
* What you're hearin'
ain't what you see

380
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,356
* And singin' a lie
just ain't for me

381
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,991
* 'Cause the songs
movin' up his hit parade

382
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,527
* Are all a part
of Enright's charade

383
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,663
* But you've got the power
to end his game

384
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,298
* So tell the world
Clive Enright's to blame

385
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,068
* Enright's to blame
Enright's to blame

386
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,137
* Enright's to blame *

387
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,407
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

388
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,912
BALKI: Cousin, look at this.

389
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,617
Mr. Enright is being sued

390
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,719
which is expected
to go plutonium.

391
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,522
Not plutonium, platinum.

392
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:05,291
And now, he is going to be
very, very rich.

393
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,927
And we are not.

394
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,862
But, Larry, you got the byline
on the expose

395
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:12,632
about Enright
and his phony singers.

396
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:15,468
I did scoop Rolling Stone,
Musicians Weekly,

397
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,003
and Rap and Roll.

398
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:20,172
I guess, uh, Fresh Young
Balki B and MC Cousin

399
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,209
did earn me something.

400
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,977
Oh. Well, there's,
there's still time.

401
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:29,416
Stay right where you are!
No. No. No, no.

402
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,652
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING