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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need
some kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way *

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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the e nd

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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* I'm an old cowhand

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* From the Mypos land

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* And I learned to ride

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* Before I learned to stand *

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Balki, I'll see you later.

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Jennifer and I
are going to a movie.

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(SNIFFING)

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(SNIFFING)

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What's that smell?
I'm glad ya asked.

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That's my rootin', tootin',
high falootin' Texas chili.

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Yee-haw!

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I'm making it
for my Western barbecue

30
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I'm caterin' for
this Saturday night

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at Gorman's Banquet Hall.

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Phoo-ching!

33
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Good for you, Balki.

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They, they're gonna enjoy chili.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Mm...

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(COUGHS)

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Hot, hot, ho-ho-ho...

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(PANTING)

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Nice shot.

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Thank you, partner.

42
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Well, who are you cooking for?

43
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Well, a, a herd of Texans

44
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have moseyed on up here
to Chicago.

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They're, uh, gettin' together

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at Gorman's Banquet Hall

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(LAUGHS)

48
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You know,
I, I never thought I'd say this

49
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but could you talk the way
you usually do?

50
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Well, of course, I can.

51
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Don't be rye-diculous.

52
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Balki.
Okay, okay.

53
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It's just kind of fun
talking in a Texan drool.

54
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Drawl. Texas drawl.

55
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Well, Balki,
your catering business

56
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is really taking off.

57
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I mean, what is this,
your fifth job in five weeks?

58
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Well, I could have had a sixth

59
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I didn't want to do two jobs
on the same night.

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Well, why not, Balki?

61
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you've gotta grow.

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Well, I don't know, cousin, I...

63
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Most of me stopped growing
when I was 16, although...

64
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...I don't think
my nose got the message.

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No, Balki, I'm-I'm talking
about expansion.

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Okay, okay, maybe I've left
my belt out a couple of notches.

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No reason to get personal,
shorty.

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No, Balki, what I'm saying is

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is that if you want your
catering business to succeed

70
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you gotta start taking
more jobs.

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Oh, well, I...

72
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You know, I'm just starting out.
I want to go slow.

73
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Well, Balki, you've got
to seize the opportunity

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when it presents itself.

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I'll put on some coffee.

76
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Wait, no, no, no.
No, this, this one is short.

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Is it shorter
than your Bunky McDermott story?

78
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Yes, it's shorter
than my Bunky McDermott story.

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Probably a little longer than
your Grandmama Appleton story.

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Yes, it's, it's a little longer
than my Grandmama--

81
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Okay, so it's approximately

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in between
the Bunky McDermott story

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and the Grandmama Appleton
narrative.

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All right, Balki, Balki!

85
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Okay, okay, tell the story.
Who's stopping you?

86
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Uh, when I was eight--
Should I sit down for this?

87
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When I was eight, uh...

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My friend and I had this,
this little, uh, lemonade stand.

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And, uh, my friend suggested
that we expand

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and sell ice cream cones.

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And I said, uh, "No, no.

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And, uh, he went off
and sold ice cream cones.

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And if I'd
listened to him, uh...

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Today it would have been

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Baskin-Appleton's 31 Flavors.

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Well, that's a
very nice story, cousin.

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And it explains why regret
eats up so much of your day.

98
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But, uh, cousin,
when I'm ready for more work

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I'll let you know.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
partner...

101
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I gotta hightail it
down to the general store

102
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and rustle up some fixin's

103
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for my Myposian-Western grub.

104
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We use real grubs, you know?

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Pfff. Ah!

106
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(PHONE RINGS)

107
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Hello?

108
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Mr. Gorman?

109
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Yeah, well, well, uh, I'm sorry,
uh, Balki just rode out.

110
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Uh, went out. Uh, well...

111
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Oh, you-you want him
to cater another party

112
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on Saturday?

113
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The Calorie Counters' Club.

114
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Well...

115
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Yeah, I think
he could handle that.

116
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Yeah, uh, well, all right, let
me take down the information.

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Uh, all right. Well, go ahead.

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Uh-huh.

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Uh-huh.

120
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Uh-huh.

121
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Uh-huh. Okay.

122
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Now, now that's, uh, "Low salt,
low fat, low calorie."

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I got it. Yeah, I'll make sure
Balki gets the information.

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Yeah. No, thank you.

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Bye-bye.

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He is gonna thank me for this.

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

128
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(PHONE RINGS)

129
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Don't hang up, don't hang up.

130
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Oh. Wait.

131
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Don't hang up, don't hang up.

132
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Don't hang up.

133
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(PHONE RINGS)

134
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Hello.
Bartokomous-Appleton residence.

135
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How may I direct your call?

136
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who caters parties
for Gorman's Banquet Hall.

137
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Oh, come on, monsieur.

138
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I am not the best caterer
in Chicago.

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(LAUGHS)

140
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Oh, no, I'm not.

141
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Oh, no, I'm not.

142
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Oh, no, I'm not.

143
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All right, okay, okay, maybe
I'm in the top three. Um...

144
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Uh, how can I help you?

145
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A German party? For Saturday?

146
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Well, uh, let me
tell you, Gunther.

147
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You see, I already
have a job for Saturday.

148
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And I try never to take two jobs
on the same night.

149
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Really?

150
00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:07,054
Well, uh,
that's what Cousin Larry says.

151
00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,290
Cousin Larry.

152
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Well, he's my best friend
and advisor.

153
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He's, uh,
he's sort of my tormentor.

154
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Well, maybe I could take
two jobs

155
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on the same night.

156
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Well, uh, well, okay. I would
love to cater your party.

157
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Danke schoen. Thank you
for all the love and pain.

158
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Um, let me just get
something to write on.

159
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Okay. Okay, shoot.

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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah.

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

162
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Oh, cousin,
I hope I did the right thing.

163
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Taking two catering jobs
on one night.

164
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I hope I'm not breading myself
too thin.

165
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Balki, relax,
everything is fine.

166
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We've got all the food unpacked

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easy access
to the two banquet rooms.

168
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,543
Everything is perfect.
I'll help in the kitchen.

169
00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,746
And Jennifer and Mary Anne
will serve.

170
00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,447
Yeah, this is gonna be fun.

171
00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,883
I was a waitress in high school,
but it's been a long time

172
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,385
since I've served people
food and drinks.

173
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,553
Mary Anne,
you do that every day.

174
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,956
You're a stewardess.

175
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,091
Oh, right!

176
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:20,060
Uh, why don't we put out
the silverware?

177
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,663
Um, where's the silverware?

178
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,632
Oh, okay,
the silverware is in the car.

179
00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:27,567
Uh, the forks and knives
are in the glove compartment

180
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and the spoons are in the back

181
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next to the Garfield
stuck on the window.

182
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Well, you see, you have
everything under control.

183
00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:40,648
I knew you could do it.

184
00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:44,417
Balki, the food
for the Texas barbecue

185
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,686
smells delicious.

186
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:46,987
Oh, thank you.

187
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(CHUCKLES)

188
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,658
So what are you making
for the second party?

189
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,525
German food.
German food?

190
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,829
Uh-huh.

191
00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:56,964
for Calorie Counters?

192
00:09:57,030 --> 00:10:01,034
Oh, boy, you got that right.

193
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,704
I would never serve German food
to Calorie Counters.

194
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,773
(LAUGHS)
Cherish the thought.

195
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,308
Good. So we're in agreement.

196
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,877
Well, you got that right.

197
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,344
So what are you really serving
to the second party?

198
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,414
Um, wiener schnitzel
and sauerbraten

199
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,884
with goatwurst pate.

200
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,852
Wiener schnitzel, sauerbraten
with goatwurst pate?

201
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,220
Isn't that high in calories?

202
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,891
Not to mention,
loaded with cholesterol.

203
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,859
Well, then why are you
serving it to Calorie Counters?

204
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,828
Cousin, I'm not serving it
to Calorie Counters,

205
00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:30,230
I'm serving it to Germans.

206
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,799
W-w-wait, wait, wait.

207
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,736
Let's concentrate
for, for just a minute here.

208
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,671
Party number one is Texans.
Texans.

209
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,107
Party number two is...

210
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:45,078
Germans.
Calorie Counters.

211
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,181
CROWD: (CHANTING)
We want food, we want food!

212
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,783
we want food!

213
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,952
(BOTH)
Oh, my Lord!

214
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,494
Well, I hope you're happy.

215
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,364
Now we're up the creek
without a poodle!

216
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,869
How could you book a party
for me without telling me?

217
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,571
I left you a note!

218
00:11:11,638 --> 00:11:13,941
How was I to know it wasn't
the party I booked for you?

219
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,778
Well, I didn't see your note!

220
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,780
You think I have ESPN?

221
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,650
Okay, we have the silverware.
Everything's ready.

222
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,185
Everything's ready for two party

223
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:29,522
but unfortunately,
we have three.

224
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,724
Larry!

225
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,025
Well, don't worry, I have...

226
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:33,293
BALKI, JENNIFER, MARY ANN:
Oh, God!

227
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,862
...a plan!

228
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,000
and serve all three parties
using the food for two.

229
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,302
Cousin, we cannot give
the Calorie Counters this food.

230
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,404
It wouldn't be good
for their diets.

231
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:46,006
Well, so we serve them some food

232
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,941
with a little salt
and a little fat.

233
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,442
Have you seen them?

234
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,880
What difference
will one meal make?

235
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,548
(COUNTRY MUSIC)

236
00:11:55,615 --> 00:12:00,320
Balki...

237
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,621
just ready to chow down.

238
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,992
Well, Billy Joe Bob

239
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,259
Their grubs are on their way.

240
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,328
(LAUGHING)

241
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,299
Yee-haw!

242
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,404
(CHEERING)

243
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,109
We'll serve the Texans first.

244
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,312
Where's the costumes?
Uh, oh, girls.

245
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,447
Your hats are right
under there, under the counter.

246
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,681
Oh.
All right.

247
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,117
Remember, Balki, small portions.

248
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,184
Okay.

249
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,803
Balki, stop!

250
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,774
(COUNTRY MUSIC)

251
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,744
All right,
we'll serve the Germans next.

252
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,880
Okay, well,
what about the Calorie Counters?

253
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,916
All right, well, we'll...

254
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:08,455
and serve it
to the Calorie Counters.

255
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,491
Uh... Okay, cousin,
we'll try it.

256
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,626
We'll try it your way
because, surely

257
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:16,796
out of 347 plans you've had...

258
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,966
...one should work.

259
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,534
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

260
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:28,475
* Bratwurst here *
* Goatwurst there *

261
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,343
* That's what the Germans
eat tonight *

262
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,212
* And we serve it up
with pride *

263
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,883
* We can serve the second
course without a lapse *

264
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,651
* Can we even do the strudel
and the schnapps? *

265
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:42,289
* Uh-huh! Clever young chaps
* Clever young chaps

266
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:46,026
* 'Cause presentation's all

267
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,228
* For the cowboys Germans
Calorie Counters

268
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,030
* Gorman's Banquet Hall
* Gorman's Banquet Hall

269
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,967
* Ah-ha-ha woh-ho-ho
* Ah-ha-ha woh-ho-ho

270
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,869
* Oh aha-ha-ha-ha *

271
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,270
Oh!

272
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,206
(CROWD CHEERING)

273
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,841
Thanks, Jennifer.
I got away just in time.

274
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,111
All right,
time to feed the Germans.

275
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,178
Okay.

276
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,215
Oh. Um...

277
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,816
Now remember, Balki, go easy

278
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:10,918
on the sauerkraut
and the wiener schnitzel.

279
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,185
Okay.

280
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,197
Okay, now this time
let's not get separated.

281
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,935
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

282
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,302
(CROWD CHEERING)

283
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,107
Cousin,
we are running this kitchen

284
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,176
like a well-soiled machine.

285
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,012
We want food!
Excuse me.

286
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,015
We want food!
Excuse me.

287
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,185
Excuse me!

288
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,321
We Calorie Counters
are getting quite hungry.

289
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,758
We've finished with our
tart and tangy tropical nectar.

290
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,460
It was very good

291
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,895
but it tasted
a lot like sauerkraut juice.

292
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,331
When do we eat?

293
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,899
Uh, just soon,
soon, very soon.

294
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,168
(CHUCKLES)

295
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,702
Oh!

296
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,971
Ooh!

297
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,708
Now, remember, uh, one
of the tricks
to losing weight

298
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,310
is to eat slowly.

299
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,512
Yeah. Well, please hurry.

300
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,182
Some of us haven't eaten
since lunch!

301
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,686
CROWD:
We want food! We want food!

302
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,991
(CROWD CHATTERING)

303
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,261
Balki, my little freund!

304
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,998
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

305
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,070
Uh, cousin,
uh, Gunther seems happy.

306
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,107
I think, I think he's
experiencing fahrvergnugen.

307
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,843
Ja, fahrvergnugen.
Ja, ja, fahrvergnugen.
Ja, ja.

308
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:47,547
Ja, and the party is wunderbar
und the food, wunderbar.

309
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,150
Now we are ready
for more food

310
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,152
and more frauleins!

311
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,154
Ah!
Va-va-va voom!

312
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,623
(CHUCKLES)
Auf wiedersehen!

313
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,626
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

314
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,697
All right, Mary Anne, Jennifer,
take care of the Germans.

315
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,699
Stay away from the guy
with the pointed helmet.

316
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,508
Well, Balki, all we have to do
is serve the Calorie Counters

317
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,611
then we're home free.
My plan is working beautifully.

318
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,551
Cousin, there's just
one itsy-bitsy little problem

319
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,785
with your plan.

320
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,886
What's that?

321
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,255
I only rented enough plates

322
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:33,493
and silverware
for two parties.

323
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,596
Oh, catering is
so much easier on Mypos.

324
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,532
You just toss the salad
and everyone runs under it.

325
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,170
Well, Balki,
we can handle this.

326
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,138
We'll just get the plates
back from the Texans

327
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,874
wash them,
and serve the Calorie Counters.

328
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,242
This is gonna be easy.

329
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,681
(CHATTER)

330
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,953
Balki! Ha ha!

331
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,223
These are some fine vittles
you conjured up for us.

332
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,158
Well, thank you.
Now, how was the food?

333
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,627
Balki, he loves the food.
Oh, good.

334
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,329
Yee-haw!

335
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,366
All right, Balki, the plates.
Get the plates!

336
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:18,037
Okay.

337
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,007
Yeah! And I'm ready
to start on your buns.

338
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,209
Whoa!
Oh!

339
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,044
Oh! Uh, oh, well, maybe later.

340
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,513
(LAUGHS)

341
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548
Give me that steak
before I get ugly!

342
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,616
Oh.

343
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,054
Now, you didn't eat
all your beans.

344
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,590
Don't you want to be a member
of the Clean Plate Club?

345
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,264
Balki, I wouldn't be tryin'
to take food away from Bubba.

346
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,566
He'll rip your heart out
through your back pocket.

347
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,638
Much obliged, mister,
Mr. Bubba Sir.

348
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:55,675
Uh, you know, um,
back on Mypos
I knew a Bubba

349
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,510
who was about your size.

350
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,812
Of course, he had hooves.

351
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,686
Balki, I can't get the plates
away from these people.

352
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,221
Neither can I.

353
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:13,126
I guess it's true what they say.

354
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:16,329
Cousin, if we cannot
get the plates away

355
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,931
All right, we'll just
let the Texans finish eating

356
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,867
and then we'll feed
the Calorie Counters.

357
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,704
They won't starve to death

358
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,240
(CHATTER)

359
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,509
(CROWD SHOUTING)

360
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,613
If we're not fed immediately

361
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,882
they say they'll take hostages.

362
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,055
(CHATTER)

363
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,558
Okay, we gotta find some way
to get them away from the tables

364
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,126
so we can get their plates.

365
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,995
Cousin, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

366
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,397
A game of Twister?

367
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,065
Wait, I've got it! I've got it!

368
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,703
At...
All right, attention!

369
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:57,870
Your attention, please!

370
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,240
Uh, it's time
for a square dance!

371
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,244
Here we go!

372
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,246
Time to dosey-do!

373
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,649
Time to yippi-i-o-ki-yay.

374
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,322
Please?

375
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,857
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

376
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,559
(CROWD CHEERING)

377
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,397
* Time for a dance

378
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,698
* Leave your table

379
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,567
(CROWD CHEERING)

380
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,603
* Grab your girl
before it's too late

381
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,872
* Kick up your heels
and leave your plate

382
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,875
* Skip to the left
and girl to the right

383
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,777
* Walk her in a circle
and hold her tight

384
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,779
(CROWD CHEERING)

385
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:42,849
* Strum that guitar
pluck that fiddle

386
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,851
* Take two steps out
and run to the middle

387
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,586
(CROWD CHEERING)

388
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,455
* Swing your partner
round and round

389
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,189
* Any way you can
except upside down

390
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,124
(CROWD CHEERING)

391
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,660
* Allemande left
and swing your dates

392
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,362
* While the Mypiot
collects your plates *

393
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,231
(CROWD CHEERING)

394
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,976
CROWD:
We want food!

395
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,578
You'd better hurry up!

396
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,180
They're using Bertha
as a battering ram!

397
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,748
We want food!

398
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:18,217
* Swing and in and out
with the pretty little thing

399
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,219
(CROWD CHEERING)

400
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:29,061
* If you're hungry
you want another tater

401
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:32,865
* Swing your partner
across the floor

402
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,767
(CROWD CHEERING)

403
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,935
(PLATE SHATTERING)

404
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,573
Ah!

405
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,710
Ah!

406
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,546
Ah!

407
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:48,948
Ah!

408
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,289
Ah!

409
00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,792
Ah.

410
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:06,833
Food!

411
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,637
(YELLING)

412
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,740
You wanna have some of that?
Hold it, boy.

413
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,241
Whoa, boy!

414
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,744
Wunderbar! Let's party!

415
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,012
(CROWD CHEERING)

416
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,015
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

417
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,084
* Calorie Counters
grab a German

418
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,987
* Squeeze 'em tight
and feel 'em squirmin' *

419
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:30,657
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

420
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,662
Well, everything seemed
to turn out all right.

421
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,334
Everybody got fed.

422
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,672
I, I liked the music.

423
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,409
Didn't you?

424
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,915
Good food, good friends,
good fun.

425
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:56,983
(CHUCKLES)

426
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,654
Okay, okay.

427
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,957
Maybe I'm,
I'm partially to blame

428
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,659
for what happened tonight.

429
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,831
Mostly to blame.

430
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:19,672
All right,
it was totally my fault.

431
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,074
I shouldn't have pushed him
before he was ready.

432
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,981
But you know...

433
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,524
...I think you're gonna thank me
for what I did tonight.

434
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,963
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

435
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,924
(MUSIC CONTINUES)