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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect

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* Nothing to rearrange

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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling

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* Like you need some
kind of change

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* No matter what
the odds are this time

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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way

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* This flame in my heart
like a long-lost friend

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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end

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* Standing tall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* Rise and fall

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* On the wings of my dreams

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* The rain and thunder

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* The wind and haze

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* I'm bound for better days

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* It's my life and my dream

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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *

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(THEME MUSIC)

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Cousin, I'm home!

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LARRY:
Push your fingers together.

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Thank you, cousin.

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I have never been so proud.

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You've enlisted.

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Balki, I haven't enlisted.

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Balki, this is hunting gear.

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Tomorrow, I am going
hunting with Wainwright.

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Hunting? Cousin,
I didn't know you were a hunter.

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I'm not. I've never been
hunting before in my life.

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But how hard could it be?

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You point the gun, you pull
the trigger, you hit something.

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Now, wait a minute.

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the hunting of innocent animals.

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Balki, it's a sport.

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It's only a sport
if the animals have guns, too.

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But you're big enough to make
your own bad decisions.

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Just for the record

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what poor, wide-eyed,
innocent creature

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who never meant you
any harm in the world

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and whose very existence
supports the delicate balance

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of nature will you
be mindlessly slaughtering?

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Ducks.

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Ducks?

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Yes...ducks.

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Filthy, disgusting

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Well...ducks.

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I hate ducks.

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Ducks have terrorized
generations of Mypiots.

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Cousin, they ruin our crops

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foul our wells,
and date our chickens.

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We tried, cousin, we tried to
live peacefully with the ducks.

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We, we talked to them,
we negotiated with them.

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We threatened, we even set out
a tangy orange sauce

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to let them know
we meant business.

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But nothing worked.

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In the end we had no choice

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but to do battle
with the ducks.

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Oh, cousin,
let me go with you. Let me...

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Let me hunt, let me hunt
these dreadful creatures

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and eradicate them
from the face of the earth!

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Filthy, disgusting,
immoral ducks!

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(GROANS)

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Oh!

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(GROANING)

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Balki!

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Snap out of it!

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I'm fine.

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Cousin, you've got to
take me with you.

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You must let me hunt the ducks!
Cousin, I've got to...

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I am not letting you get
anywhere near those ducks.

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Oh, no.

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Filthy, disgusting,
immoral ducks!

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(GROANING)

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(SOBBING)

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Balki!

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Snap out of it!

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I'm fine.

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Alright.

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Balki...

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What is wrong with you?

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Cousin, there's something
about me that...

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That I've never told you.

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I don't wanna know.

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Well, you've gotta know.

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When I was a little boy, I
found this little baby turtle.

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He had, he had hurt
his little leg

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and his mama leave him behind.

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So I took him home,
and I nurse him back to health.

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I named him Bippi.

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Oh, Bippi.

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One day, Bippi and I were laying
out in a field getting some sun

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and all of a sudden,
out of nowhere

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a duck swoop out of the sky
and grab Bippi and fly away.

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And I run after them,
stumbling and calling...

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"Bippi! Bippi! Bippi!"

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And Bippi looked down
longingly at me and cried out...

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Cousin...

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Let me go with you
and hunt the enemy duck.

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Let me do it for Bippi!

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Balki...

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I'm sorry about...

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Bippi.

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(SOBBING)

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But I can't let you go.

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They have shotguns on Mypos?

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Well, of course we do!
Don't be ridiculous!

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But to hunt the dreaded duck

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we needed a more accurate
weapon...

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A more deadly weapon.

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So we developed
the ultimate weapon.

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The ducks have been
known to migrate.

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Cousin, wait 'til you see this.
You're going to want one.

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Balki, I don't want to see
the ultimate weapon.

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This trip is
very important to me.

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You can't come.

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Here it is.

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The deadly, bonk-a-duck!

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(ULULATING)

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Pretty impressive, huh?

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Balki, that is just
a sling with a rock.

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You can't hit anything
with that.

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(SCOFFS)

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That's what that duck said.

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Now...

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You see that soda can
sitting on that bus bench

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about 50 yards away?

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Yes, I see it.

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that can with a rock
in this silly sling?

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No, Mr. Ye-of-Little-Face.

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I expect you to believe that
I'm going to hit that soda can

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make it spin in the air,
bounce off that tree

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and land in the trash can.

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without your arms again?

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Stand over there.

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(ULULATING)

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(CAN CLANKING)

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Oh, my lord! You hit it!

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And?
It's spinning in the air!

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And?
Bouncing off the tree!

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Into?
A trash can.

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Need I say less?

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Balki, you are coming
with me on this trip.

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After this weekend, I'll be
Wainwright's favorite employee.

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I'll get a raise!
I'll get a promotion!

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And I'll get a handsome
duck head for the mantel.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Balki! Over here!

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(IMITATES GUNSHOT)

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(SIGHS)
I love the smell of stagnant
swamp water in the morning.

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Reminds me of Mypos.

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Yo, ducks!
I'm your worst nightmare!

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Balki...

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Is this good duck weather?

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Oh, this is great duck weather.

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The sky was just like
this the last time

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the ducks invaded Mypos.

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There were hundreds of them.

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They came in low,
from the north.

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They got in right under Radaros.

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You mean Radar?
No, I mean Radaros.

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He's a little guy
with baggy pants

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who sits in a tree...

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And looks up into
the sky for ducks.

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On the weekends, he's a
wind sock at the airport.

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Reconnaissance ducks!

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(ULULATING)

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No ducks! No ducks! No ducks.

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Would you hold it
down over here?

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Mister... Yes, sir.
Uh, sorry, uh...

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Uh, Balki stepped on a...fish.

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The pride of "The Chronicle"
is in our hands.

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You have nothing
to worry about, sir.

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Mr. Wainwright, if you can

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try to take a few of the ducks
alive, we can interrogate them.

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It's just a little
duck humor, sir.

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Remember, kill as many
ducks as you can.

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We're here to have fun.

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Balki, what if
no ducks fly over?

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Don't worry, cousin.

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I have this.

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(DUCK CALL)

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I speak fluent Duck.

182
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I know how to lure them, cousin.

183
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It's an old,
but effective trick.

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I'll do the duck mating call.

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(DUCK CALL)

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Now remember, cousin...

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They'll be in a mating mood.

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So whatever you do,
don't make eye contact.

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Balki.
What?

190
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It worked. I see ducks.

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Where?
Off in the distance.

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I hope I see the one
who got Bippi!

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(ULULATING)

194
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Wait a minute! No, cousin!

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(GUNSHOT)

196
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Well, what did you
do that for?

197
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Well, I cannot let you
kill them ducks!

198
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

199
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What are you doing?
What is the matter with you?

200
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Cousin, we cannot
kill them ducks.

201
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What do you mean,
we cannot kill them ducks?

202
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You hate ducks.

203
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,511
Them ducks aren't
Myposian killer ducks.

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Ducks is ducks.

205
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,519
You idiot.

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00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,322
I... Mr. Wainwright, it was
my fault, I told him not to...

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(GRUNTS)

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00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:20,060
He was covering for me, sir.

209
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,964
It won't happen again, sir.

210
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,133
And then you'll be unhappy.

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00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:31,404
Did I tell you how dashing you
look in your hunting gear, sir?

212
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,909
Balki, we have
to kill those ducks.

213
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:40,113
Now, those ducks
are the same kind of ducks

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Poor, helpless, defenseless,
little Bippi...

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Whose life became
an empty shell.

216
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,258
Nice imagery, cousin,
but I'm not buying it.

217
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,994
Them ducks is just
little fluffy ducks.

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00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,696
Little fluffy ducks cannot
pick up a 300-pound

219
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sea turtle and fly away.

220
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,074
Bippi was a 300-pound turtle?

221
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,043
When I watched his diet, yeah.

222
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,446
And a duck carried him away?

223
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,051
What do these ducks look like?

224
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,122
Oh, cousin, they are terrifying.

225
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,558
They have a six foot wingspan.

226
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And their skin is this

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leathery armor-like material.

228
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,233
They have razor-sharp claws

229
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,007
And the backs of their
heads come to a point...

230
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,942
Although they do have
a rather disarming smile.

231
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:50,250
Balki, you just described
a pterodactyl.

232
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,253
No, pteroductyl.

233
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You say pterodactyl,
we say pteroductyl.

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00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,258
You say to-may-to,
we say to-mah-to.

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00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,727
My point is, let's call
the whole thing off.

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(MUMBLES)

237
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,196
No, Balki, Balki, Balki, Balki.

238
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,432
Believe me, if these
were little fluffy ducks

239
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300
I'd be the first one to say
we can't kill them.

240
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,869
But those ducks
were pteroductyls.

241
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,005
They were just too far away
for you to recognize them.

242
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,606
So call 'em back,
call 'em back

243
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,109
and knock as many of them
as you can out of the sky

244
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,345
and you'll see them
for the killer ducks

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that they really are.

246
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:23,316
Boy, do we hate ducks!

247
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disgusting, immoral ducks!

248
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,225
(GROANING)

249
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,267
You know, you're three floats
short of a parade?

250
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,104
Alright, alright, Balki.

251
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,672
Maybe these aren't
killer ducks.

252
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,108
But I have the opportunity
of a lifetime here.

253
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,378
We are talking about my future.

254
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:55,248
On the way here,
Mr. Wainwright called me Barry.

255
00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,087
Do you realize how close that
is to my real first name?

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my career will take off!
Please, please, please!

257
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,696
Please, come on,
please, Balki, please.

258
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,864
Balki, Balki, Balki...

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(DUCK CALL)

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You're calling the ducks!
Thank you! Thank you!

261
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I'm not calling the ducks.

262
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I'm calling to them to tell them

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Now, we're going to just
sit down right here

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until Mr. Wainwright,
publisher and duck murderer

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decides it's time to go home.

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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Balki, nobody has shot
a duck all day.

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If I can get just one duck,
"The Chronicle" will win

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and Wainwright will love us.
Call a duck.

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No. No.
Just one duck.

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One duck that none
of the other ducks like!

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Forget it, cousin.

273
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,548
Ooh, oh, boy!

274
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Hey, this little bugger's
really putting up a fight.

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But he's no match for me.

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Yeah, yeah, I think
this baby's a keeper.

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Cousin, you know this-this...
Ah!

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This marsh is teeming
with Myposian delicacies.

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Look, I've got snails,
slugs and grubs.

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When we get home I'm gonna make
a nice three-larvae salad.

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Little raspberry
vinaigrette dressing.

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(DUCKS QUACKING)

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Ducks!

284
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Who needs you? (CHUCKLES)

285
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If I get lucky here,
my whole life changes forever.

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(DUCK CALL)

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You did that?
That's right, I did.

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(DUCK CALL)

289
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(GRUNTING)

290
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(DUCK CALL)

291
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,260
(LARRY GROANS)

292
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,594
(DUCK CALL)

293
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,662
(GROANING)

294
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,763
(DUCK CALL)

295
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(GRUNTING)

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Ha ha ha!

297
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Now the duck call is under water
and you'll never get it!

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Balki, the duck call is made
out of wood, it floats...

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Here it is.

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(DUCK CALL)

301
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There! I've called them. Ha!

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(LAUGHS)

303
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What are you laughing at?

304
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You just told the ducks

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to migrate to Disney World.

306
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(DUCK CALL)

307
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(CHUCKLES)

308
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You just told the ducks
never to come back

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because this marsh
is going condo.

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(DUCK CALL)

311
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(CHUCKLES)
You lost them, cousin.

312
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Now you're speaking in goose.

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(DUCK CALL)

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A-ha!
Oh, no, no!

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No! No! No!

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Ha! There they come!

317
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(DUCKS QUACKING)

318
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,071
Cousin, no! No, I cannot
let you do this!

319
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You can't stop me!

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(LAUGHS)

321
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Balki! Stop it!

322
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This is dangerous!
Someone could get hurt!

323
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,784
Now, leave me alone!
I know what I'm doing!

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(GUNSHOT)

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(MAN SCREAMING)

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Oh, my lord!

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MR. WAINRIGHT:
Appleton, you idiot!

328
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I just shot my boss in the butt.

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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

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So, you had the opportunity
of a lifetime

331
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and you shot your boss.

332
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Good career move, Appleton.

333
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I would've been
at "The Chronicle"

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three years next month.

335
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,528
I'm really gonna miss you.

336
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,869
You can have it.
Alright, thanks.

337
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I'm gonna turn around now,
Appleton. Don't shoot.

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(LAUGHS)

339
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Appleton, I've reconsidered.

340
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You're not fired.

341
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I knew you'd realize that
I was a valuable employee

342
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and that I make a valuable
contribution to "The Chronicle"

343
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and-and I knew you'd find it in
your heart to forgive me, sir.

344
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I'm not firing you
because the union won't let me.

345
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That's good enough for me, sir.

346
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:23,976
Wainwright was just here,
and he left

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and he said
he's not gonna fire me.

348
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:31,584
Well, that was quick.

349
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What did you leave on his desk?

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A nice dish of three
larvae salad

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with a note saying
it was from you.

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Oh, my lord!

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(THEME MUSIC)