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[theme song]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
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♪ No matter what the odds are
this time ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna
stand in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart ♪
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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ Rise and fall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ The rain and thunder ♪
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♪ The wind and haze ♪
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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
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♪ Ahh ♪
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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪
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[instrumental music]
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Come on, cousin,
we got a lot to do
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before King Ferdinand gets here.
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Cousin, uh, uh,
didn’t you see your outfit?
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I laid it up
on your bed for you.
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Come on, go upstairs and change.
Come on. Bushi, bushi, bushi‐‐
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Balki, Balki, I agreed
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to let you decorate the house
with a salad bar.
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And I agreed to let you
have a reception
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here for King Ferdinand.
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But I am not dressing up
like a snout merchant.
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‐How about just the loincloth?
‐No.
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But, uh, cousin,
this is a special occasion.
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King Ferdinand is going to be
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the grand marshal of a parade.
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Parade?
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Balki, he’s walking down
Stage Street
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with a bunch of cows.
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Cousin, King Ferdinand
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is leading the Livestock
Liberation Parade.
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Alright, uh, uh, let’s just, uh
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go over the official
greeting for royalty.
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Okay, now, cousin,
this is very important.
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Um...when meeting royalty
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protocol must
be followed, alright?
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So, the king will come
to the door and he will say
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in his most regal voice,
"Knock, knock."
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And then you, as
head of the household, will say
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"Who’s there?"
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And then the king will say,
"The king."
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And then you will say,
"The king who?"
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And then the king will say,
"Gesundheit"and then we laugh.
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Okay, so...laugh.
Let‐let me hear it.
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[mock laughter]
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Not exactly the big yuk
I was hoping for but...
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...then again I don’t have
the king’s delivery.
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‐What can I tell you?
‐’Knock, knock!’
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The king’s early.
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Oh, oh, God, oh God, he’s early!
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I haven’t even had
the chance to spray
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the room with
welcoming goat fragrance.
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Alright, alright,
calm down, calm down.
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It’s okay,
everything’s under control.
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‐Uh, uh...
‐Come on, come on.
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‐We can do this, here we go.
‐Oh, God...
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‐Here we go. Okay?
‐’Knock, knock!’
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‐Who’s there?
‐’The king.’
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‐The king who?
‐ ’Gesundheit!’
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[laughter]
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You may speak!
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Welcome to our humble home,
Your Gratuitousness.
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Tada‐da‐da ♪
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♪ Patam‐pa tada‐deda ♪
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♪ Hee ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Hoo ♪
♪ Patam‐patam‐pa ♪
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♪ Deee‐oh ♪
♪ Yip ♪
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♪ Ramba ramba ding‐dong ♪
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♪ Hoo baby hee momma
give it all you got ♪
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‐Oh, po po.
‐Oh, po po.
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[laughs]
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‐And you must be Cousin Larry?
‐Aha... Oh, boy.
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You may speak!
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[grunts]
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Uh, w‐w‐welcome, uh‐uh‐uh
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to America, Your‐Your...
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Superfluousness.
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...Superfluousness.
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Thanks.
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You may rise.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Your Majesty
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w‐w‐where would you
like to go first?
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To see a dentist!
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See a dentist?
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I have to get my crown replaced.
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It’s a king joke.
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[laughing]
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Where does he come up
with them?
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Whoa‐ha‐ha!
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I think he likes you.
Scratch him behind the ears.
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Uh, um‐um, Balki,
I‐I think something’s wrong.
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Oh, cousin, it’s probably
just a serious case of jetlag.
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Isn’t it? Isn’t it?
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No, Balki, I‐I‐I don’t think
that it’s jetlag.
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He’s dead.
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Are you sure?
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Positive.
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King Ferdinand is dead.
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All hail Cousin Larry,
the new king of Mypos.
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[instrumental music]
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‐You okay?
‐Yeah.
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[sobbing]
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We all knew
the king had a weak heart.
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Everybody always said
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"Long live the king,"
but nobody really believed it.
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Well, we should call
someone to move him.
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Oh, no. No‐no, cousin.
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We cannot do that.
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The Kingly Carcass
must not be moved
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until the speaker
of the hut arrives.
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The who?
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The Speaker of the Hut
of Representatives.
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He is the man
who oversees the day‐to‐day
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governing of Mypos.
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And in his spare time
he manages
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a four‐day tire store.
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He’s really a very nice guy.
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Too bad he wasn’t here
to catch the king.
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Everybody always said,
he’d make a great king.
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Anyway, you’ll like him,
Your Diminutiveness.
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Don’t call me
"Your Diminutiveness."
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As you wish.
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No, no, no‐no.
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No, get up, get up.
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Get up, get up.
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Get up... You may rise.
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Don’t call me
"Your Diminutiveness."
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As you wish, Your Compactness.
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Uh‐uh‐uh, Balki, just because
the king died in my arms
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doesn’t mean that
I am the king of Mypos.
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Cousin, I’m telling you this,
whoever is the first person
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to touch the king after he dies
becomes the new king.
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It’s a tradition.
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W‐well, w‐w‐what if he had
fallen into someone else’s arms?
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Someone else
would be the new king.
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‐Really?
‐Yes, really.
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Now, if you’ll excuse me
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I have to call Mypos
to tell the authorities
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that you’re going to be
the new king.
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Oh, no‐no‐no...
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Hold‐hold‐hold off on that call.
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I need to give them time
to put your face on the money.
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No. No, Balki.
Balki, we have got to...
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They’re going to put
my face on the money?
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Well, just the five digda note
and the pingis.
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They’re are going to put my face
on the money?
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Wait, no, alright, no, no, no!
Look, Balki!
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Th‐th‐this is crazy.
Just hold off on that call.
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Alright, you‐you know,
if I’m going to be king
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I need to immerse myself
in the food of my people.
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I just happen to have
a vat of yak fat.
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No, you know, Balki.
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I’m not in a yak fat mood.
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Go out and get me some
chocolate covered...goat parts.
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Which goat parts would you like?
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Get me the sampler.
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Go now.
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As you wish, Your Petiteness.
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[instrumental music]
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I, I‐I couldn’t find
any chocolate covered
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goat parts, Your Liplessness.
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So, I’ll just heat up some
chocolate and dip them myself.
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Thank you, Balki.
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You know, Your Majesty,
you couldn’t ask
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for a more loyal subject
than Balki Bartokomous.
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Oh! Hi, Balki.
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[gasps]
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He’s alive. He’s alive.
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All hail
King Ferdinand of Mypos!
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[instrumental music]
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Balki, don’t get your hopes up.
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King Ferdinand is still dead.
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But, cousin, cousin,
he, he waved at me.
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You‐you must have seen it,
you were sitting right there.
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Yeah, Balki, I made him wave.
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See? Fishing line, huh?
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Pretty good, huh?
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You’re playing puppets
with a dead monarch?
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Balki, Balki, look.
Here’s my plan.
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We’ll just keep King Ferdinand
alive for just a few more hours
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then dump him into the arms
of the speaker of the hut
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when he arrives
at the reception.
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The speaker will be king
and everybody will be happy.
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Your Obsessiveness
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you caught the king,
so you are the king
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I rest my face.
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Balki, Balki,
now, now, listen to me.
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Listen to me,
listen to me, will you?
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‐Just stop, stop!
‐No, no, no!
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Balki, you said it yourself.
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The speaker of the hut would
make a terrific king for Mypos.
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Well, he has been trying
to catch a dead king for years.
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And I would make a lousy king,
you know me.
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I‐I’m selfish, pushy, greedy.
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Shallow, hypocritical
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and a bold‐faced liar.
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But that won’t impair your
ability to lead the country.
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Face it, you’re the king.
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Oh, no, no, no...
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Uh, oh, al‐alright.
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Alright...
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...I’ll be the king.
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You may rise.
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Balki, you know
the first thing I’m going to do
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as king of Mypos?
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Put a booster chair
on the throne?
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No.
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I am going to turn
the island of Mypos
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into a radioactive
toxic waste dump.
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What do you think of that?
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I don’t think
you should do that.
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Oh, you don’t think
I should do that?
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Mm‐hmm, no, no, no, I don’t
think you should do that‐‐
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But I am the king
and I think as the king
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I would know
what’s best for the island.
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And nobody, not you,
not the speaker of the hut
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can stop me... Get down there!
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Get down there! Yes, yes...
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[Balki grunting]
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Yes, a radioactive
toxic waste dump it will be.
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‐You may rise.
‐No, no, no.
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Of course, all the Mypiots
will glow in the dark.
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No.
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But think of all the money
we’ll save on
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florescent vests
for the road crews!
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Try me for treason
and call me eggs benedict but...
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...I don’t think
you should be the king.
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Oh, you don’t think
I should be the king?
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No, I don’t think
you should be the king.
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Oh, you don’t think
I should be the king?
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‐Oh, but I am the king.
‐But you should not be...
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I am the king... Get down there!
249
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,081
Get down there...huh!
250
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,850
[Balki sobbing]
251
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I am the king.
252
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,523
[whimpering]
253
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:45,458
But I don’t think
you should be the king.
254
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,428
Oh, you don’t think
I should be the king?
255
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:49,429
No, I don’t.
256
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,364
Oh, you don’t think
I should be the king?
257
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:55,168
But I am the king
and it’s too late now.
258
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,606
‐It’s too late now.
‐Yes.
259
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,209
Yes, it’s too late now.
260
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,046
[gasps]
Unless...
261
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:08,348
It’s too late now...
262
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,415
[sobbing]
263
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,517
Yes, yes.
264
00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:13,019
‐Unless...
‐Unless what?
265
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,957
Unless...
266
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,358
Oh, no. It would never work.
It’s too perfect.
267
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,129
Cousin, we may have to settle
for perfect. We’re desperate.
268
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,600
Well, you know,
I was thinking...
269
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,937
If we pretend
King Ferdinand is alive
270
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,306
and then drop him
into the arms of‐of someone
271
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:34,908
who would make
a terrific king...
272
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,944
Someone who would know
how to run the country.
273
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:41,515
Someone who has been waiting
to catch a king for years...
274
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,186
But no one comes to mind.
275
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,188
Wait a minute! I know someone.
276
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,991
‐The speaker of the hut.
‐Huh, Balki!
277
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,458
‐You’re a genius.
‐Well, I did, you know‐‐
278
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,327
We’ll just drop
the king into the arms
279
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,063
of the speaker of the hut
and we’ll save Mypos.
280
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,632
Oh, cousin!
281
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,266
Cousin, we have to go make
King Ferdinand
282
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,467
ready for the party!
283
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:04,505
[instrumental music]
284
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:24,057
Here you go, cousin.
I thought you might...want that.
285
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,291
Thank you.
286
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,568
[mumbling]
287
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,708
(Larry)
’Balki, there he is.’
288
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:47,147
Well, that’s our speaker
alright. Old Walki Talki.
289
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,715
And his lovely wife,
Chatti Kathi.
290
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,453
Although she, she prefers
to be called Cookie.
291
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,157
‐Balki, go get him.
‐Okay.
292
00:16:20,614 --> 00:16:22,182
Well, you’re absolutely right,
Your Majesty.
293
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,284
It makes a marvelous aftershave.
294
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,622
Oki doki, how’s it hangi?
295
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,791
Oki doki, Balki.
Reminiski Cookie?
296
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,325
You bet your bibbibabka!
297
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,496
‐How’s it hangi, Cookie?
‐Super.
298
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:40,000
(all)
Ingi wingi wingi.
Oh, w‐woww!
299
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,742
Whoa! Oh! Oh!
300
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,344
Oh, King Ferdinand,
you little scamp.
301
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,313
[laughs]
302
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,584
Whoa! Oh!
303
00:16:57,618 --> 00:16:59,185
Oh, you little devil.
304
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,321
[Lydia laughs]
305
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,789
Ooh. Ha ha ha.
306
00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:06,492
Oh, cold hands, warm heart.
307
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,165
‐ Suplitaki, Walki Talki?
‐Balki, no can do.
308
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,437
Cousin, cousin, cousin,
we‐we have a big problem.
309
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,106
The speaker and King Ferdinand
aren’t speaking to each other.
310
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,542
They had a big fight
before they left Mypos.
311
00:17:21,575 --> 00:17:22,776
Something about whether
312
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,146
Certs is really
two‐two‐two mints in one.
313
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,417
Alright, Balki, new plan.
314
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,654
If the speaker won’t come
to the king
315
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,188
the king will have to go
to the speaker.
316
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,590
Hold this, hold this.
Just hold this.
317
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:41,127
Ah. Ahem, uh, excuse me,
uh, Your Majesty.
318
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:45,498
Uh, Lydia, I know the king
has taken a great liking to you
319
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,434
but it really is time for him
to mingle with the other guests.
320
00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:54,107
Well, alright,
as long as you promise
321
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,176
to save me a dance
later tonight.
322
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,445
Do you promise?
323
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,348
[chuckles]
Well, I don’t think
he’ll have time for that.
324
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,318
Ooh. Maybe he will.
325
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,795
Balki, will you give me a hand?
326
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,533
S‐s‐stop it, just stop it,
stop it, stop it, stop it!
327
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,703
A dead man is not a toy.
328
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,844
Balki, we’ve got to get the king
to the speaker of the hut.
329
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,546
Now we can’t just drag him
around the room.
330
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,648
‐We gotta make him look alive.
‐No problem, cousin.
331
00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:41,588
[grunting]
332
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,695
[instrumental music]
333
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,717
Balki, just get the speaker
of the hut to turn around
334
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,318
and I’ll drop King Ferdinand
into his arms.
335
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,687
Got it.
336
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,792
Uh, Cookie.
Cookie, did you see over there?
337
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,161
We have, uh, chips
and sheep dip.
338
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,467
Your Speakership, there’s
something I have never told you.
339
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,570
The night that
you and Cookie did the
340
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,405
"Captain and Tennille" medley,
I was really moved.
341
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,375
‐Ooh.
‐No, yes I was. Oh, yes.
342
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:39,680
Um, I finally understood
the meaning of "Muskrat Love."
343
00:19:39,713 --> 00:19:41,381
Oh, look, the king.
344
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,349
I’ve got nothing to say to you.
345
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:50,390
Oh, uh, well, uh,
sorry about that, uh
346
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,926
loose floor board, Your Majesty.
347
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,729
We’ll just have that
fixed i‐immediately.
348
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,698
[panting]
349
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,747
Alright, let’s go.
350
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,550
Oh, no time for that. Look,
let’s just get him over there.
351
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,584
Come on.
352
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,724
Oh, no more punch for you,
big guy.
353
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:28,461
[grunting]
354
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,396
‐Hold him.
‐Okay.
355
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,733
Uh... Excuse me, uh, Mr. Hut?
356
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,337
The king would like
to apologize to you
357
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,939
for arguing with you earlier.
358
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:40,741
Well, is that so?
359
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,911
Well, this I would like to hear.
360
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:51,351
Whoo‐ooh!
361
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,291
‐The king is dead!
‐The king is dead!
362
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,360
‐Long live Queen Cookie.
‐Long live Queen Cookie.
363
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,669
[instrumental music]
364
00:21:12,873 --> 00:21:15,008
Mail call, cousin.
365
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:17,343
Oh, anything for me?
366
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,881
Just this, uh, winter catalogue
from Digby’s Fine Apparel.
367
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:24,450
"Clothing the little man
since 1954."
368
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,385
Let me have that.
369
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,753
You know, I think
you’d look adorable
370
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,388
in that little sailor suit
on the cover.
371
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,356
It’s just...
372
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,958
Oh, cousin, look,
I got a letter from mama.
373
00:21:31,992 --> 00:21:34,027
Oh, well, what she have to say?
374
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,963
Well...let’s see here.
375
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,766
She says that, uh, ever since
376
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,668
Queen Cookie
has been ruling Mypos
377
00:21:41,702 --> 00:21:44,771
it’s just nothing
but party, party, party
378
00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:48,074
and the, uh, the fun began
with the Queen’s coronation
379
00:21:48,108 --> 00:21:50,511
tractor pull
and demolition derby.
380
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:53,947
Well, that sounds
very entertaining.
381
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,048
Oh, cousin, look.
382
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,349
She send pictures of, of
383
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,951
King Ferdinand’s send‐off.
384
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,087
‐Y‐y‐you mean his, uh, funeral.
‐No, no, I‐I mean his send‐off.
385
00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:03,890
See there’s a picture of them
strapping him to the catapult.
386
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,862
Well, don’t‐don’t they bury him
in the ground or‐or at sea?
387
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,864
Well, that all depends
on where he lands.
388
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:14,801
See there’s a...there’s
a picture of the launch.
389
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:16,469
Excellent hang time.
390
00:22:18,038 --> 00:22:19,773
He had really quite good form.
391
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,008
‐Mm‐hmm.
‐For...for a dead man.
392
00:22:22,042 --> 00:22:23,810
‐Uh, yeah.
‐Mm‐hmm.
393
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,780
[theme music]
394
00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:55,809
[music continues]