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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart
and a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall
on the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪

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Well, according to this article,
the first year of marriage

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is the toughest
and the key to survival

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is keeping the lines
of communication open.

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We communicate, don’t we, Larry?

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Larry?

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I’m sorry.
Did you say something?

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‐Larry!
‐Kidding. Kidding.

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Just kidding.

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Everyone, big news!

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Listen, I was just over at
the Finleys looking at the city

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that Mr. Finley made
out of popsicle sticks.

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It’s Pittsburgh even though
my first guess was St. Louis.

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But then I saw that
it didn’t have a big arch.

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Where was I? Oh, yeah.

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Mr. Finley told me
the most amazing news.

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Come on, we gotta go over there.
You gotta come and see this.

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‐Mary Anne!
‐’Aah!’

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Oh, put on some clothes and
come on over to the Finleys.

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Come on. Everyone, come on.
You gotta see this. Come on.

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What’s going on?

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Uh, something about the Finleys’
popsicle stick city.

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Oh, I’ve seen it.
It’s Pittsburgh.

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Am I speaking
a foreign language?

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Balki, we are not going
to the Finleys’.

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If we go to the Finleys’,
he’ll talk about fishing

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and she’ll show us the sweater
she knitted for her dog.

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Cousin, Mr. Finley told me
the most amazing thing.

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We’re not the only ones
living in this house.

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We have a ghost! Oh!

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Here’s the topper!

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They tell me
that the ghost living

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in the room
at the top of the stairs.

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You know who’s room that is?

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That’s my room! Oh!

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A ghost. That would explain
so many things.

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Like why the garage door opens
and closes by itself.

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Mary Anne, we have
a remote control.

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So what’s your point?

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I’m telling you,
do you realize how lucky we are?

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I mean, on Mypos, it’s a huge
honor to live in a haunted hut.

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I mean, it‐it‐it brings
good luck to the occupants

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and it wards off evil
and then, of course

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there’s someone to pick up the
mail when you’re on vacation.

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Balki, there is no ghost.

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The Finleys sold you
a bunch of hogwash.

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I didn’t even know
they had hogs.

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I mean there are
no such things as ghosts.

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[laughs]
There, there are no such things
as ghosts?

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What do they teach you people
in school?

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Balki, the whole idea
of a ghost is a little silly.

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No, no, it is not silly.
It is an honor.

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You know,
ghosts are very particular

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about who they move in with.

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We should be grateful that
Chester decided to live with us.

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Who is Chester?

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Chester Bainbridge?
He’s our ghost.

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Haven’t you been listening?

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You know, I’m gonna call mama

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and‐and share my good news
with her.

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She’s gonna be so jealous.

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She’s been on a ghost waiting
list for over five years.

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Alright, Jennifer,
if there is no ghost

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how do you explain
the sound of water running

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in the middle of the night?

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Easy, Larry gets thirsty
right after we...

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Believe me, it’s not a ghost.

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Cousin, just take a look
at the book.

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Take a look
at any part of the book.

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Just a sentence,
just one sentence.

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Just look at one word!

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Get the book out of my face.

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Hey, cousin, if I could
just direct your attention

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to this one little page.

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Balki, for the last time,
I don’t care what the book says.

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We do not have a ghost.

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Oh, and I suppose
the oven just cleans itself.

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Mary Anne, it’s nice
to know there’s one person

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who, who believes
what I’m talking about.

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Oh, Balki, I always believe
what you’re talking about

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even when I have no idea
what you’re talking about.

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Alright, how about a movie
after dinner?

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Sounds good.

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Cousin, cousin, cousin,
if‐if you just

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if you just take a look,
take a look right there.

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Cousin, this book is written
by a college professor

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Michael Williams Fudd.

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‐Michael Williams Fudd?
‐Michael Williams Fudd.

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Michael Williams, PhD.

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And I still say
there’s no ghost

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and I’m gonna go get
the movie section.

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[chuckles]

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But, but there’s,
there’s a whole chapter

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on‐on Chester Bainbridge.

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There’s even a picture
of my room. Look.

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You see that fuzzy spot?
That’s Chester.

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Michael Williams
photographed Chester himself.

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Michael Williams,
I saw him on "Nightline."

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W‐what does he say
about Chester?

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He said that Chester was a
really devoted Chicago Cubs fan

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and a, a compulsive gambler

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and he bet a fortune
that the Chicago Cubs

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will win
the 1929 World Series.

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The ’29 Series.

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The Cubs lost in five games
to Philadelphia.

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Jimmie Foxx hit 350
during that series.

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Some things just stick
in my head for no reason.

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Other things
go right through it.

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Anyway, uh, um...

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Uh, Chester couldn’t
pay off his bet

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and so they found him
stuffed into a trunk

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in the closet in my room.

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Balki, show me the, the picture
of Chester in this book.

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Now, look, see?
Right there. That’s him.

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You‐you, i‐if you,
if you squint...

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...just right, it looks like
he’s got a Chicago Cubs hat.

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You‐you got to, you‐you
gotta tilt your head

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to‐to the left.

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‐Oh, yeah, yeah.
‐Yeah, right in there, huh?

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Oh, Larry, Larry,
there’s an actual photograph

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of our ghost in Balki’s room.

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I left the room for two minutes,
suddenly you’re seeing ghosts?

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Well, Larry, Michael Williams
is a leading parapsychologist.

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If he says Chester is upstairs,
maybe he is.

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‐Cousin, look at the picture.
‐Squint.

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Tilt your head to the left
and close one eye.

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Alright, alright, there will
be no more talk of ghosts

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in this house, is that clear?

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Alright, there is no ghost

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and there is no way
you can prove there is.

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That’s where you’re wrong,
Mr. Pouting Thomas.

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According to Professor Williams,
Chester Bainbridge appears

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at sundown every year
on the anniversary of his death

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which happens to be tonight.

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So if you would be so kind
as to come up to my room

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I’ll be happy to introduce you.

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Well, I tell you
what we’re gonna do.

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It’s almost sundown now,
we’re all gonna go up

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to Balki’s room
and wait for the ghost.

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When he doesn’t appear,
you’ll see I was right

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and then Jennifer and I
are going to the movies, okay?

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Cousin, that sounds
like a great idea.

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Now before we go up there

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we’ve got to go
over some ghost etiquette.

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‐Ah.
‐Cousin, now.

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Listen, when the ghost appears,
whatever you do

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don’t say who you’re gonna call?
They really hate that.

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Chester?

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Hello?

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We’re here.

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Well, I guess
we are a little early.

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Come on in. Come on.

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Balki, when did you find time
to do all this decorating?

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What decorating?
I just unpacked.

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I wish I had done more now that
I know I’m not in here alone.

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You’re not?

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Well, just who’s in here
with you, mister?

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‐Chester the ghost.
‐Oh, right.

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[screams]

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‐W‐w‐what is it, Jen?
‐It’s Wayne Newton.

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His eyes are following me.

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Oh, my Lord.

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Well‐well, you’re right. They...

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They do seem to be moving.

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Well, of course, they are.
Don’t be ridiculous.

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I paid extra for the poster
with the movable eyes

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and the scratch‐and‐sniff
cologne.

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It’s Wayne’s own fragrance.
It’s called Wayne Drops.

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I haven’t decided yet
where to put the poster.

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Now here’s my dilemma.

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I would love it to be
the first thing you see

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when you walk into the room.

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But on the other hand,
Wayne looks his best

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over here in the morning sun.

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What to do, what to do?

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There is nothing
to be afraid of.

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There is no ghost.

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Chester Bainbridge was just
some guy who was dumb enough

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to hide from the mob
in his own room.

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What did you do that for?

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‐Do what?
‐You shoved me.

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‐No, I didn’t shove you.
‐Well, somebody shoved me.

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[gasps]
It’s Chester!

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Hey, Chester!
Chester, hi! How are you?

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Balki, you are talking
to the air.

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Now‐now‐now there is no ghost!

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But just take that.

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Cousin.

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Don’t ever be rude
to a ghost.

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You see, they’re a lot
like alligators.

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They’re fun to have
around the house

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just as long as
they’re in a good mood.

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Okay, okay, alright.

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Chester, if you’re here,
show me!

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Come on.

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Do‐do that voodoo
that you do so well.

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There, you see? Nothing.

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I was right.
There is no ghost.

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Now come on, Jennifer.
Let’s go to the movies.

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Oh, my Lord.

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Larry, you wanted proof
of a ghost.

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I think we have it.

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Alright, come on now, let’s,
let’s not jump to conclusions.

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Th‐there’s gotta be a‐a logical
explanation for this.

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Cousin, give it up.
We’re in mid‐air.

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Okay, okay, how about this?

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The furnace malfunctioned
creating a backdraft

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w‐which came up
through the vents

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uh, which created a‐a thermal
vacuum causing things to rise.

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Kind of like
what keeps airplanes up.

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Really? Well, what keeps
interest rates up?

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Thanks for the ride, Chester.

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What about Cousin Larry?

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Okay, we’re all safely back
on the ground, no harm done.

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I admit something strange
just happened.

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I have no idea what, but it has
nothing to do with a ghost.

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Larry, I don’t know what kind
of sign you’re looking for

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but this house
is obviously haunted.

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I’m going to a hotel.
Are you coming?

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No! No! I refuse to be
driven from my home

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by something
that doesn’t exist.

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Well, if you wanna
stay here, fine

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but I’ll be
at the Kingsley Court.

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Come on, Mary Anne.

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You know, having a ghost
would explain why every time

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we open the refrigerator,
the light goes on.

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No, Mary Anne,
the light goes on because...

242
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,554
Yes, having the ghost
would explain that.

243
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,060
Nice work, Balki.

244
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,328
I’m sleeping alone tonight.

245
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,564
Thanks to you
and your idiot ghost.

246
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:54,167
Cousin, cousin, cousin,
don’t call Chester an idiot.

247
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,436
Ghosts resent having
their intelligence belittled.

248
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,406
They think because they’ve seen
the whole universe

249
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,375
they know everything.

250
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,911
Okay, he’s not an idiot.
He’s a jerk!

251
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,280
Cousin!

252
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,883
Now do you think
Chester would be upset

253
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,618
if I went down to the basement
and checked the furnace?

254
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,523
He might be.

255
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,526
It was just a breeze.

256
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,094
[thud]

257
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,362
The foundation’s settling.

258
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,330
[eerie music]

259
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,336
Okay, this is
a little bit harder.

260
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,411
[ghost moans]

261
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,185
What the hell was that?

262
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,057
(Chester)
’That was my terrifying
ghost moan imitation.’

263
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,059
’I’ve been working on it.
How do you like it?’

264
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,495
Like it? We love it!

265
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,098
Can you do Elvis?

266
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,969
(Chester)
’Do him? I played cards
with Elvis last night.’

267
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,638
So he is dead.

268
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,544
What is it
with you people and Elvis?

269
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,582
Cousin, cousin, look.
It’s, it’s Chester.

270
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,183
Hi, Chester.

271
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:28,228
Balki, we have a ghost.

272
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,631
No.

273
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,969
The little guy catches on quick.

274
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:39,239
Chester, I‐I didn’t mean to
call you an idiot or‐or a jerk.

275
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,208
[chuckles nervously]
Are we square? Uh‐uh, shake?

276
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,250
Ah, you’re too late.
You blew it.

277
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,219
You think you’re so smart
just because you’re alive.

278
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,688
Well, I can fix that.

279
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,123
No more Mr. Nice Ghost!

280
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,730
Nice going, cousin.

281
00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:06,299
Now we have an angry ghost
on our hands.

282
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,669
We’re gonna have to figure out
a way to get rid of him.

283
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:09,736
Oh, it’s okay.
Everything will be fine.

284
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:11,505
I’ll‐I’ll just apologize.

285
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,339
No, no, cousin,
it’s too late for that.

286
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,041
Apologizing won’t work.

287
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,543
Sure. it’ll work.
It always works.

288
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,645
I do something to you,
you get mad.

289
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,747
I apologize, you forgive me.

290
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,549
Same thing
happens with Jennifer.

291
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,151
It’s a beautiful system.

292
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,153
‐Cousin, I don’t think that‐‐
‐Don’t think. Don’t think.

293
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,555
‐Cousin, just let me finish.
‐Just don’t think‐‐

294
00:16:28,589 --> 00:16:29,656
‐Did you grow up in a hut‐‐
‐When I explain‐‐

295
00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,491
‐I did‐‐
‐Just listen to me‐‐

296
00:16:31,525 --> 00:16:35,061
‐No, no, no, I know about‐‐
‐Let me try it‐‐

297
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,597
‐Alright, fine. fine.
‐Thank you. Thank you.

298
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,732
Have it your way.

299
00:16:40,534 --> 00:16:44,204
Chester,
I am really, really sorry.

300
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,239
I, you know, I‐I don’t
know what came over me.

301
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,709
Just, you know, sometimes
I, I get in these moods.

302
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,577
Ah, well, you know,
I’ve been going through

303
00:16:50,611 --> 00:16:51,678
a lot of changes lately.

304
00:16:51,712 --> 00:16:54,615
Uh, new wife, new home
and, uh, a lot of things...

305
00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:56,683
[Chester moans]

306
00:16:56,717 --> 00:16:58,652
Did you see that?

307
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,189
If that had hit me,
it would have killed me!

308
00:17:03,824 --> 00:17:05,458
Now he is trying to hurt me.

309
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,760
Just, just please do something.

310
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,494
Cousin, you can’t just
make a ghost go away.

311
00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,630
You have to drive him away.

312
00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:11,464
Alright, drive him away.
Drive him away!

313
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,398
Go ahead! How do we do that?

314
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,168
Well, the only way
to drive a ghost away

315
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,337
is you’ve got
to, to make him angry

316
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,073
and then, and then
if you make him angry enough

317
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:24,244
he’ll use up all his energy
by having a ghostly tantrum.

318
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:28,181
And you know, cousin,
why don’t you try it?

319
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,316
You’re good
at making people angry.

320
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,722
Chester, when you died...

321
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,392
...you were so ugly,
they buried you face down.

322
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,800
Didn’t work.
Nothing’s happening.

323
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,336
‐Cousin, you know, I‐I...
‐What‐what‐what’re you doing?

324
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,574
I think that something,
something is kind of happening.

325
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:54,641
What’s going on there?

326
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:55,809
I’m‐I’m not quite sure

327
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,478
but I think
something big is happening

328
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:02,849
and I have a feeling that
Chester has control of my hand.

329
00:18:02,883 --> 00:18:04,184
Oh!

330
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,253
‐What did you do that for?
‐I don’t know, cousin!

331
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,789
‐I can’t control it!
‐What? What?

332
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:12,192
I still think Chester
has control of my hand!

333
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,261
‐Stop it!
‐Oh, cousin!

334
00:18:15,696 --> 00:18:17,297
I’m sorry!

335
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,599
[grunting]

336
00:18:18,632 --> 00:18:21,167
I’m sorry!
I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

337
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,569
[groaning]

338
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,905
Oo‐ooh‐oo!

339
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,273
[gagging]

340
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,544
Okay, okay, I think
we’ve got him on the run

341
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,312
because‐because
he let go of me.

342
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,180
Maybe, maybe I should
have a go at it.

343
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,616
Alright, go for it. Go for it!
Get him! Get him!

344
00:18:35,649 --> 00:18:37,784
Okay, okay, um, uh, uh

345
00:18:37,818 --> 00:18:42,322
Chester you have the spleen
of a cowardly goat!

346
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,760
Oh, you’re getting him.
You’re getting him!

347
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,529
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Finish him off! Finish him off!

348
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,564
Okay, okay, uh, uh

349
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,167
may, may you fall on your face

350
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,269
with your hands
in your pockets.

351
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,238
[laughing]

352
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,608
‐Balki?
‐Yeah?

353
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:03,443
‐I think you did it.
‐I do, too!

354
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,412
I think he’s gone!

355
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:10,450
I think you drove
that ghost from this house!

356
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,952
So do I. I think he’s‐‐

357
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:15,556
I think he’s gone
from the premises.

358
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,457
Yes.

359
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,861
I don’t hear him.
I don’t hear him anywhere.

360
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,462
Amazing! We did it!

361
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,332
We did it! We drove the ghost
from the house!

362
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,835
[screams]

363
00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:31,605
Oh, no! Oh no!

364
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,273
Balki! Balki!

365
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:37,477
[panting]

366
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,479
[screams]

367
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,747
Oh, no!

368
00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:42,448
[grunting]

369
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,483
Whoa!

370
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,521
[blabbering]

371
00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:51,792
Just, just‐just hang on, cousin.

372
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,460
I think, I think
Chester is on the run.

373
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:58,565
I think he’s, I think
he’s, he’s slowing down.

374
00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:01,234
‐He’s slowing down, cousin.
‐Ow!

375
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,572
[both screaming]

376
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,251
[panting]

377
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,255
Alright, alright,
Balki, Balki

378
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,025
I‐I think I’ve reassessed
my previous stand.

379
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,393
Chester, you can have the house.

380
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,896
Just please‐please
don’t kill us.

381
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:31,798
Please don’t kill us.

382
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:34,267
We were, we were just joking.

383
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,436
(Chester)
’I hate jokes!’

384
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,405
He hates jokes.

385
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,676
[thunder rumbling]

386
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,877
[both screaming]

387
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,012
[Chester moaning]

388
00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:04,364
Larry, Balki, are you alright?

389
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,567
Oh, Jennifer.

390
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,436
Jennifer, you’re back.
Sweetheart, oh, oh.

391
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,773
Oh, I missed you.

392
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:15,676
Oh, Balki,
I’m so glad you’re safe.

393
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,944
Larry, what happened?
Did you get rid of Chester?

394
00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:22,315
Did we get rid of Chester?
Did we get rid of Chester?

395
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,284
Balki, did we get rid
of Chester?

396
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,856
‐Yes, cousin, we did.
‐Yeah, we got rid of Chester.

397
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:32,092
Oh, yeah, he was no match
for the two of us.

398
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,695
Oh, he tried
his wily ghost tricks

399
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:37,397
but nothing I couldn’t handle.

400
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,867
Chester bounced us off the walls
like two rag dolls

401
00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,036
until he got bored
and then he left.

402
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,675
Larry, it was very brave of you
to stay here.

403
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:51,945
Well, it’s a man’s job
to protect his home.

404
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,980
Besides,
Chester locked the door.

405
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,385
Come on.
Let’s get some breakfast.

406
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,822
[screams]

407
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,123
‐What? Jennifer, what‐‐
‐The ghost is here.

408
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,091
I just felt something cold
and clammy on my back.

409
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:07,427
That’s my hand, look.

410
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,731
Oh.

411
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,533
That ghost is gone for good.

412
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,675
Mary Anne, bad news.

413
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,545
Elvis is dead.

414
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:36,422
[theme music]