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(male narrator)
Last on
"Perfect Strangers..."

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<i>♪ ...yankee Dood‐lee dandy ♪</i>

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♪ Yankee Dood‐lee do or die ♪

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I passed
my citizenship test.

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[cheering]

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See, I arranged
to have Balki’s mother

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flown over from Mypos
so she could witness

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Balki being sworn in
as a US citizen.

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Balki, Balki.

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‐My Balki! Balki...
‐Mama!

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Oh, my mama, mama!

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[speaking in Myposian]

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She thought she was
coming over here

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to see me get
my driver’s license?

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Either I go back
to Mypos with her or...

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...I am no longer her son.

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Well, I guess this is...

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...goodbye.

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[instrumental music]

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I should never have
let him go in the first place.

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I’m going to Mypos.

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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going
to stand in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder ♪

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♪ The wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going
to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[music continues]

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[sheep bleating]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[music continues]

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Hot doggies!
Get them while they’re hot.

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Hot doggies!

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‐Hello, Balki.
‐Hi.

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Hot...

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Cousin Larry. Cousin Larry...

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What are you doing here?
I can’t believe it’s you.

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I... I‐I must be dreaming.

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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You’re not dreaming.
Stop pinching me!

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[screams]

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It is you!

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Oh, cousin, cousin!

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Cousin, I... I...

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I mean, it’s, it’s
unbelievable. I...

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What are you doing here?

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Balki, I came
to try one more time

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to talk mama into letting you
come back to America.

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Oh, cousin

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you’re barking up
a dead horse.

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Balki,
just let me talk to her.

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Well, cousin,
that’s a big no can do.

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She’s on the other side
of the island.

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Well, let’s go get her.

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Well, cousin, we can’t.

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Her woman’s group is having

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a consciousness raising seminar
and chili cook‐off.

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These things can be
really intense.

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She’ll be back in a week

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more in touch with herself
and reeking of onions.

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No problem, I’ll wait.

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I took two weeks vacation.

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Cousin.

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Well, cousin, cousin,
eh, pull up a stool

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pull up a stool
and take a load off.

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[bell ringing]

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What’s goin’ on?

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Nap time.

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What, for the whole island?

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Well, yeah, except for me.

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I’m so excited I‐I‐I haven’t

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been able to sleep
since you got here.

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So, Balki, how are things
goin’ for ya here?

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Great! Really great!

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Yeah, um...

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Uh, they, they had

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a big welcome home parade for me

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and I’ve been invited
to appear on a local talk show

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"Livestock of the Rich
and Famous."

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I would’ve thought
you would have been

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a little homesick...

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...you know, because
of all you left behind.

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Uh, your job

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your friends

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Mary Anne

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the coin‐operated horse
outside the Shop ’n Save.

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I do miss Blue Thunder.

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Cousin, you can read me
like a book on tape.

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I am homesick. I...

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I... Things are not
the same for me here.

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You know, there’s
no urban sprawl

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no lines at the movies

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no, no unsightly graffiti.

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I miss America.

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Well, we miss you too.

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And so that’s why,
no matter what it takes

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I’m gonna take you back.

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But, cousin, you know, I don’t
think you’re going to be able

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to convince mama
into letting me go.

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Once she gets her mind
set on something

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you know, she’s,
she’s very pig‐headed.

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Well, you let me
worry about mama.

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Well, okay, cousin.

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Listen, until she comes back

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you’ll be staying with me
at mama’s place.

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Um... I think
you’re gonna like it.

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It’s got central air
and detached chicken coop.

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[instrumental music]

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[whistling]

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[squawk]

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Marge, Cousin Larry
might want an omelet too.

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[Marge squawking]

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[whistling]

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[chickens squawking]

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Cousin, where have you been?

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I got up before dawn
this morning

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sat on the hill
overlooking the village.

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You know what I saw?

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The village?

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Well, yeah, that.

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But I, I also saw something

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truly remarkable.

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I saw Mypiots
on their way to work.

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They were happy

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smiling, saying
"Hello" to each other.

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Well, th‐they seemed
to actually enjoy...

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...just being alive.

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Mmm.

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It was a totally
stress‐free environment

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there was no rat race.

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Well, of course not.
Don’t be ridiculous.

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The rat races
are only on Sunday.

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We’ve got the, uh

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schedule stuck
to the egg dispenser.

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Balki, here, look at this.

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I picked it myself.

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Well, isn’t that something?

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You can’t do that in Chicago.

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[chuckles]
Life here is good.

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[crunching]

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What’s wrong
with this apple?

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It’s a sour turnip,
only horses eat those.

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And a perfectly wonderful
sour turnip it is.

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Toss it in here,
we’ll make an omelet.

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You know, Balki...

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...I’m startin’ to feel
at home here.

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Yeah, and, and I think
the villagers like me too.

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All morning they’ve been
calling out my name

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wherever I go.

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"Larry, Larry! Larry, Larry!"

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Cousin, I hate
to burst your bubble

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but "Larri larri"
is a Myposian phrase.

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It means "Sheep crossing,
watch where you step."

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Well, that’s right
neighborly of them.

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You know, Balki

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watching these happy

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stress‐free

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smiling villagers

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well, it made me
realize that...

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...well, I wanna be one of ’em.

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You know, Balki,
I’ve made a decision.

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I am going to stay on Mypos.

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Well, cousin, you’re welcome
to stay as long as you like.

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By the way, you’re drinking
from the goat’s water bowl.

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[indistinct]

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No, no, Balki,
you‐you you don’t understand.

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See, see.

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I belong on Mypos.

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I want to live here forever.

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I’m gonna call Mr. Wainwright,
quit my job

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tell him what I really
think of him.

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Now, cousin,
that’s going a little far.

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Then I’m gonna call Jennifer,
tell her to sell

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everything we own
and get over here.

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Speed bump, slow down.

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I’m gonna give away
my Maalox

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have all my sport coats
made into vests.

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Now, cousin, that is just...

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Actually the vest idea,
there‐there’s something to that.

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But you know, cousin, this is

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the dirt is always
browner syndrome.

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I went through
the same thing myself.

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Remember when we went
to Six Flags for the first time

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and I wanted to live
on the log ride?

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I came back in a week.

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No, no, Balki,
this is the real thing.

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Now, cousin, come on,
you’re not serious.

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Look, I’ll, I’ll show you
how serious I am.

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See this?
My return ticket to Chicago...

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Cousin,
you are going to be sorry

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you did that in about a week.

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However, for the present

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I think I can stick this
back together for you.

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Balki, do what you want

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but I am here to stay.

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[instrumental music]

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[chickens squawking]

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Did you get it?

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Yeah, Niko says

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this would take
the stains right out.

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Oh.

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[sighs]

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He also said you’re fired.

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Fired?

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Niko says I was fired? Why?

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I‐I was one of the best
grape crushers he had.

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He said you drank
too much of the wine.

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Cousin, is that true?

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No, I didn’t drink
any of the wine.

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I fell in the vat.
I was drowning!

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Well, that doesn’t get the hair
out of the burgundy, does it?

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Oh, this is great.

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Niko says I’m not good enough
to step on grapes.

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I rub my hands raw trying
to be a butter churner

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but Dario says my butter
isn’t spreadable.

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I get thrown out of my,
my sheepherding class

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because a wolf
ate my training flock.

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Who’d have thought
there’d actually be

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a wolf in sheep’s clothing?

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Cousin, maybe

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nine blisters

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two purple feet,
and fourteen dead sheep

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are a sign that you
really belong in Chicago.

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Well...

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...Balki, maybe
you’re right.

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I mean, who am I kidding?

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I’m going back to Chicago.

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You, you belong in Chicago.

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Well, you know something?

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So do you!

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I would love
to go back to Chicago

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but this is a conversation
you have to have with mama.

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When you say to me, you know

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it just really bums me out.

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Well, Balki...

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...there’s got
to be something...

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...that we could say
to change her mind.

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Cousin, you don’t know mama.

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When she gets an idea
in her head

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trying to get that idea
out of her head

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is like trying to teach
an old frog new tricks.

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Now, mama has decided
that she wants me here

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and that is that.

258
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,876
I‐I don’t know, cousin,
how I can explain this to you.

259
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,011
[exhales]

260
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,447
Have a seat.

261
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,087
Balki, I came 5000 miles

262
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,389
to try to talk mama into letting
you come back to America.

263
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,258
‐And that’s what I’m gonna do.
‐Well..

264
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,861
♪ She works hard
for the money ♪

265
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:25,966
♪ So hard for the money ♪

266
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,468
Looks like you’re gonna
get your chance.

267
00:14:28,502 --> 00:14:31,437
♪ ...so you better
treat her right ♪

268
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,509
[humming]

269
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,078
[chickens clucking]

270
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,948
Balki.

271
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,917
‐Balki, babiki!
‐Mama! Oh...

272
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,587
(Balki)
’Oh.’

273
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,923
That’s very nice.

274
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,092
Very nice.

275
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,695
‐Uh, welcome home, mama.
‐Thank you.

276
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,963
‐Mama, guess what?
‐What?

277
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,099
Cousin Larry
has come to visit.

278
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,300
Huh, yeah, right.

279
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,037
Hello, mama.

280
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,179
Mama, we have to talk.

281
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:18,985
Balki, go ludiki
bang bong poki noki waka yahoo.

282
00:15:20,554 --> 00:15:22,523
Mama, mama, uh

283
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:24,057
I want to stayiki.

284
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:28,428
Go ludiki bang bong
poki noki waka yahoo.

285
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,096
Why no stayiki?

286
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,599
[screaming]
Because I’m the mama,
and I said so!

287
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,006
Cousin, if she gets you
in a headlock

288
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,708
just yell,
I’ll be right outside.

289
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,748
Cousin Larry.

290
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,082
Hello, mama.

291
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,685
Hello, hello, yes, yes.

292
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,255
Yes, I, uh...

293
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,357
‐We eat, we eat.
‐Oh, no, I‐I don’t...

294
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,159
‐Oh, yes. Yup.
‐No...

295
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,628
Mama, no, I...

296
00:16:01,662 --> 00:16:04,497
No, mama, I really don’t..

297
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,766
No, I’m not,
I’m not hungry. I...

298
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,602
No, no, Mama...

299
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,470
Nothing. Mama, we...

300
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:12,072
We have to talk.

301
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,007
‐Cousin Larry, sit down.
‐Oh!

302
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,242
And take a load off.

303
00:16:18,579 --> 00:16:21,481
‐Oh, no, no, mama...
‐Very nice. Very nice.

304
00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:23,416
Mmm, this is a new dish...

305
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,585
[mumbling]

306
00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:26,787
...and I want your take on it.

307
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,154
[coughs]

308
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,524
Oh! Oh, no!
No, no, Cousin Larry!

309
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,225
[coughing]

310
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,663
[speaking in Myposian]

311
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,474
‐Better?
‐Mm, oh, yeah.

312
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:49,676
Yak juice.

313
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:50,744
[coughs]

314
00:16:54,615 --> 00:16:57,283
Cousin Larry, Cousin Larry...

315
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,484
‐Yes, yes, yes.
‐Oh, no, mama. No, no.

316
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,753
‐That’s enough. That’s enough.
‐Just a little bit.

317
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,321
Mama, no, mama.

318
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,489
Mama, we’ll, we’ll eat later.

319
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,426
‐Yes. Okay.
‐Al‐alright? Mama.

320
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,194
‐Yes.
‐Mama?

321
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,429
Yes.

322
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,364
We have to talk.

323
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,833
Yi‐yi‐yi‐yi‐yiy!

324
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:15,401
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

325
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,604
Sorry!

326
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:19,472
Oh! Oh!

327
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,275
[indistinct chatter]

328
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,310
Alright. No, here take this.
Take this.

329
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,547
Careful. Alright, alright.

330
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:28,782
[grunting]

331
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,052
(Mama)
Oh, no.

332
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,690
Alright, okay, mama! Okay, here.

333
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,591
Let me, let me help you up.

334
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,593
Let me help you up, mama.
Let me help you.

335
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,395
Oh, alright. Alright.
Here, hang on! Hang on.

336
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,764
‐Hang on, mama. Hang on.
‐Oh!

337
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,298
Alright, here we go. Here we go.

338
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,300
‐Here we go. Here we go.
‐Oh, yes.

339
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:50,470
What happened to your feet?
They’re funny color.

340
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,206
There. Are you okay? Are you
okay, mama? Are you alright now?

341
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,709
‐Oh, yi‐yiyi‐yiyi‐yi! Ooh! Ooh!
‐Ow! Ow! Ow!

342
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,477
Oh! Ooh!

343
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,245
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

344
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,481
‐Sit down, mama.
‐Ow!

345
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,383
‐Here we go.
‐Oh!

346
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,218
‐Yeah.
‐Ooh!

347
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,656
Why have you come to Mypos?

348
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:16,496
You come to take Balki
back to America?

349
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,565
Well...

350
00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,667
...yes, mama.

351
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:25,405
I, I was hoping to talk you
into letting him go back.

352
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,242
‐ Convincikaki?
‐Yes. Go back, go back.

353
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,278
Balki’s whole life
is in America.

354
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,479
Yes.

355
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:36,482
‐His job is there.
‐Job, yes.

356
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:38,852
His‐his friends
who‐who miss him.

357
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,153
Friends, yes.

358
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:42,689
His girlfriend
who‐who loves him.

359
00:18:42,723 --> 00:18:45,325
‐Skinny Minny?
‐Skinny Minny, mama.

360
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,260
Yes.

361
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,495
Feed her, Cousin Larry.

362
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,234
‐I will, mama. I will.
‐Please.

363
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,837
Such a tiny little thing.

364
00:18:58,539 --> 00:19:01,474
Mama, Balki loves you very much.

365
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,210
Yes. Yes. Yes.

366
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,547
But if you really want
Balki to be happy...

367
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,649
Yes.

368
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:11,351
...you’re gonna have to let him
go back to America.

369
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,888
[instrumental music]

370
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:18,859
You have come very far

371
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,928
and you have broken my foot.

372
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:29,936
You... You must love Balki
very much.

373
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,906
‐Yes, I do, mama.
‐You do.

374
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,742
And‐and so do
all of his friends in America.

375
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,547
Balki, many, many friends
in America?

376
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:42,182
Yes. Yes, mama.

377
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:47,621
And is very much love

378
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,955
in America?

379
00:19:48,989 --> 00:19:50,356
‐Yes, mama.
‐Okay.

380
00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:54,194
[music continues]

381
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,667
Balki, go,
go back to America.

382
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:02,769
And then, then Balki happy

383
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,838
and, and, and mama happy.

384
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,807
And I will be happy.

385
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,010
And then...

386
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:13,747
Then, then we all
will be so happy

387
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,216
we do the Dance of Joy.

388
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,385
♪ Dai dai dai dai ♪

389
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,887
♪ Da‐dai da da da da ♪

390
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:22,756
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪

391
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,457
♪ Hey hey hey ♪

392
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,633
Either I’m going back
to America

393
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,400
or, or there’s a mouse
in the hut.

394
00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:38,739
Balki...

395
00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,844
Balki, go home.

396
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:46,346
Go back to America.

397
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,014
‐Mama! Oh!
‐Yes.

398
00:20:48,048 --> 00:20:51,585
Babiki, yes, very, very nice.

399
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:54,955
Thank you, mama.

400
00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:56,022
No problem.

401
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,627
Mama, you can come to America
to live with us if you want.

402
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:03,029
‐No.
‐Well... I saw that.

403
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,538
No, mama belongs in Mypos,
you know.

404
00:21:17,678 --> 00:21:19,279
[instrumental music]

405
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,815
Babiki, yes.

406
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,817
(Mama)
Very, very nice.

407
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,826
He’ll be in in a minute.

408
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,529
He’s never run up the sidewalk
as an American citizen before.

409
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,032
This is the first time...

410
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,401
[doorbell rings]

411
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,670
...I’ve rung the doorbell
as an American citizen.

412
00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:46,406
You looked so cute
when you were being sworn in.

413
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,408
We’re very proud of you, Balki.

414
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:50,977
Congratulations, Balki.
We’re glad you’re here to stay.

415
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:53,980
This is the first time
I’ve flung myself on the couch

416
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:55,782
as an American citizen.

417
00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:57,518
And you know, you know

418
00:21:57,551 --> 00:21:58,985
what was the most amazing thing?

419
00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:00,420
What’s that?

420
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,989
The exact moment
that I was sworn in

421
00:22:03,023 --> 00:22:04,825
and I became
an American citizen

422
00:22:04,858 --> 00:22:07,360
I completely lost my accent.

423
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,433
We’ll tell him in the morning.

424
00:22:14,868 --> 00:22:17,704
And this is the first time
that I’ve hugged

425
00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,372
all of three of my
very best friends

426
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,042
in the whole world
all at the same time

427
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,677
as an American citizen.

428
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,078
Mmm.

429
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,848
[theme music]

430
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,879
[music continues]