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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna
stand in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rain and thunder ♪

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♪ Wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ And nothing’s gonna
stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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Cousin! Cousin!

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Big news, I’ve just been given
my first official duty

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as an American citizen.

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I’m going to be serving
on the jury.

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Well, isn’t that nice?

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I’m so excited.

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Well, Balki,
you should be excited.

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Jury duty is one of
the most important things

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an American citizen can do.

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And it’s vital that, uh,
every citizen do their share

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in upholding
the judicial system.

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Well, Cousin, then
you’ll be thrilled to know

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that you’re going to be
helping me hold it up.

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Well, this is a summons
for jury duty.

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I’ve got more important things
to do than this.

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Well, wait a minute.

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How can we be assigned to
jury duty at the same time?

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Well, I don’t like to
blow my own horn, but, uh...

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...toot‐toot.

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You see, uh, I’ve been going
down to the courthouse every day

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and begging Dave
the courthouse clerk

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to put our names at the top
of the jury duty list.

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‐He can’t do that.
‐Well, that’s what he said.

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But after I went down
on my lunch hour

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and my coffee break each
and every day for a few weeks

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Dave and I became best buds.

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And finally he said to me,
and I quote

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"Listen to me,
you swarthy little twit."

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That, that’s his
little nickname for me.

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He said, "Okay, I’ll do it.

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But you have to promise to never
ever come to see me again."

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See, he didn’t want
others to know

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that he did me a special favor.

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So, uh, does it help to know
the right people or what?

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And I guess, I’m the lucky one
who knows you.

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Oh, go on with you.

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You’re not lucky, Cousin.
You deserve me.

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‐Oh.
‐You know what? I got to go.

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I got to go decide
what I’m going to wear.

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I need something that says

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impartial yet firmly
on the side of justice.

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I’m thinking paisley.

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Good news, Larry.

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I just got back
from the travel agent.

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I got such a great deal
on our trip to Bermuda

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they’re practically
paying us to go.

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Well, Jen, that’s great!

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Just you and me.

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No Mary Anne. No Balki.

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Oh, yeah.

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No Balki.

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Sunning by the pool.
Breakfast in bed.

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No Balki.

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So, when do we leave?

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The 17th.

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Oh, perfect.
Oh, no! Wait a minute.

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Oh, no, I’ve got jury duty
starting on‐on the 16th.

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C‐can’t we put the trip off
for a week?

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No. Larry, the trip is prepaid.
No refunds. No exchanges.

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What are we going to do?

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Okay, okay.

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I‐I mean, maybe I’ll be assigned
to an easy case

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I’ll only have to be
at court for a day.

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This could still work out.

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Oh, I hope so.

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Larry, we have a room
with a waterbed.

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I think we could
make some waves.

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I’ll work it out.

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[instrumental music]

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Members of the jury,
the defendant Bob Taylor

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has been charged
with the armed robbery

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of Jerry’s Gas ’n Shop.

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It is your duty to settle
on a unanimous verdict.

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You will now retire to the jury
room for your deliberations.

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Next case.

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[instrumental music]

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What we have here
is an open and shut case.

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I think we can just take a quick
vote and we’re outta here.

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Boy, Cousin, you‐you
were born to be a foreman.

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I could kick myself
for not bringing my camera.

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Okay.

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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’"Guilty."’

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"Guilty."

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"Not guilty."

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"Not guilty."

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’"Guilty."’

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"Not guilty."

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"Guilty."

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Okay.

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Which three morons,
no offense...

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...voted not guilty?

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Cousin, excuse me. Excuse me.

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We, we just took
a secret ballot.

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A secret ballot...

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...to decide a man’s future.

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A man’s future.

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Balki, shut up.

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Shut up.

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Alright, now.

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Why don’t we recount the
evidence for the three of you

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who seemed to have dozed off
during the trial?

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Now, the defendant
was apprehended

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on the night of the robbery
with Exhibit A.

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This jacket.

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Wow. What a piece of goods.

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Let me see the lining on that.

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This jacket was
positively identified

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by the attendant.

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‐’Cousin. Cousin...’
‐’Number two.’

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‐Number two, we have‐‐
‐Cousin, I...

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‐What’s it, what is it?
‐Cousin.

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What color were
the assailant’s pants?

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‐Doesn’t matter. Number two...
‐Oh, no, no.

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No, no, no, no, no‐no‐no.

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I beg to quibble with you.

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The defendant’s pants
were brown. Okay?

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Now, no one would wear
brown pants with this jacket.

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Number two.

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The defendant was found
with a gun in his pocket

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the same type of gun
used for the robbery.

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Exhibit B.

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And finally, we have Exhibit...
No, no, no, put that down.

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‐Put it down.
‐Hit the deck!

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‐Okay, my finger is caught!
‐Let go! Let go

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Stop squeezing! Stop squeezing!
Just let my finger go!

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‐Let my finger go.
‐There.

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People, people!

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It’s not loaded.

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Alright!

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And finally, we have...

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...exhibit C.

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The court record
stating that $214

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was found in
the defendant’s coat pocket.

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The same exact amount
of money stolen.

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Coincidence, you say?
I think not.

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What we have here
is enough evidence...

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‐Cousin, cousin, no, no!
‐For is enough evidence...

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No, no, Cousin, Cousin, I have
a comment I have a comment.

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Now, now, now,
this is interesting.

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‐Bob testified‐‐
‐Who is Bob?

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"Who is Bob?"

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Who is...
No, thank you very much.

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I want him to answer.

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Bob Taylor, Cousin.
The defendant?

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Now, we are deciding where
Bob is going to spend

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his next five to nine birthdays.

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And you cannot even
remember his name?

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Oh, right. Guilty Bob.

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Cousin, he is Innocent Bob

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until he is proven Guilty Bob.

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Now, Bob testified that he was
standing on the street corner

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and all of a sudden
another man come running along

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and throw that jacket at him.

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‐Now, I think that this is‐‐
‐Don’t think, okay?

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Cousin. Cousin, let me
finish my thought.

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Let me finish my thought.

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’Cousin, I just want you to...
I am here...’

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You’re embarrassing me
in front of the other jurors.

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Now...

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Facts are facts, people.

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And it is our job
to look at the facts

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and then,
using our objective minds.

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Vote...to send this scum bum,
pig filth up the river.

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Okay, let’s vote.

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Alright, pass them down here.

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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Much better, people.

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"Guilty."

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"I’m sorry, cousin,
I just couldn’t do it."

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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Well, this is just great!

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Thanks to you we have to go back

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to the courthouse
tomorrow morning!

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Excuse me, cousin.

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But I’m the one
who ought to be upset

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and I am upset.

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Because I’m pretty sure
that even as foreman

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you had no right to try to
make me change my vote

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by forcing me
to stand in a corner.

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Hi, Larry, have you
finished packing?

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No, I haven’t.

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Jen, there’s been a small hitch.

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I’m not finished with jury duty.

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But‐but don’t worry. I’ll be
finished early tomorrow morning.

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Maybe if you finish packing
your stuff you can pack mine.

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Oh, well, Larry,
I finished packing.

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All I’m taking, is this.

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[moaning]

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Of course, I don’t know
how much I’ll be wearing this.

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Mm, mm...

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[panting]

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Balki, I’d like to apologize

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for being so hard on you

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earlier this afternoon.

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I’m calmer now.

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You know, I‐I think
this might be a good time

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for me to hear

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your interpretation
of the facts.

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And‐and then I can tell you
exactly where you’re mistaken.

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If you’re mistaken.

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Listen, I am not mistaken.

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I happen to have very good
reasons for voting not guilty.

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And I would love to hear them.

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No, you wouldn’t.

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Yes, I would.

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‐No, you wouldn’t.
‐Yes, I would.

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‐No, you wouldn’t.
‐Yes, I would.

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‐No, you wouldn’t.
‐Yes, I would!

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Tell me. Tell me.

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Okay, Cousin.

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Aside from the glaringly
obvious fact

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that the plaid jacket
don’t belong

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in the defendant’s wardrobe

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I noticed...

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...that over a
five minute period

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the defendant blinked his eyes

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...twenty‐seven times.

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I also noticed

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he crossed his hands
right over left.

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Now...

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If that don’t say innocent

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I don’t know what does.

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Okay.

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Let’s see.

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00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,884
Eye blinking...

259
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,886
‐Twenty‐seven times!
‐Mm‐hm.

260
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,391
‐Hands crossed right over left.
‐Right over left.

261
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,530
And the aforementioned
wardrobe inconsistency.

262
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:26,432
"Wardrobe inconsistency."

263
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,371
Are you out of your mind?

264
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,342
Those are the stupidest
observations I have ever heard!

265
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,145
Balki, this is America!

266
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,413
And in America

267
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,282
we use the facts.

268
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,419
And you, as an American citizen

269
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,522
must use the facts.

270
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,261
Cousin, I listened
to the facts!

271
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,101
And I want you to know

272
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,004
that all of the evidence
was circumcisional.

273
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,311
Alright, alright, alright.

274
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,580
Alright, Balki,
I am going to show you

275
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:15,481
exactly what happened.

276
00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:17,350
We are going
to re‐enact the crime.

277
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,418
Oh! We’re going to act!

278
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,420
Okay.

279
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:23,256
Alright, now, I will be
the gas station attendant.

280
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,125
‐You be the robber.
‐No, I’m not gonna be‐‐

281
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,093
‐You be the robber‐‐
‐I’m not gonna be the robber.

282
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,329
I’m not gonna be some scum‐bug

283
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,098
pig‐breath robber whose
name wasn’t even Bob.

284
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,037
‐Fine, you be the attendant.
‐I can’t be the attendant.

285
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,138
My shirt is too clean.

286
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,643
Y‐y‐you, you just
started your shift.

287
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,082
‐Okay, I could make that work.
‐Uh...

288
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,255
Okay, alright, now

289
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,224
when I, as the robber, come in

290
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,661
you, as the attendant,
are behind the counter.

291
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,095
‐Okay, now, I come in‐‐
‐Cousin, Cousin...

292
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,029
‐No, wait, wait, wait...
‐I come in, I got the‐‐

293
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,497
‐If I’m the attendant‐‐
‐What, what, what?

294
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,567
Then this, you have
to move more that way

295
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,635
because this is not really,
the counter right here.

296
00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:11,137
You know, this is the peanut
display right here

297
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,373
And right over here
is the beef jerky.

298
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,008
‐And I just‐‐
‐Balki, you know something?

299
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,410
I don’t care about
your beef jerky

300
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,179
or your peanut display!

301
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,049
All I care about
is going to Bermuda.

302
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,184
I mean upholding justice!

303
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,089
Excuse me?

304
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,493
Going to Bermuda?

305
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,061
Well, who wouldn’t
want to go to Bermuda?

306
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,196
But that is not the point.

307
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,397
Okay, now,
you’re the attendant

308
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,232
we’re over here,
your beef jerky is here.

309
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,101
‐You’ve got your‐‐
‐Listen to me.

310
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,472
Cut the babasticki!

311
00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:53,146
You want me
to vote guilty

312
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,416
and send an innocent man
to rot away in prison

313
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,585
so that you can go
to Bermuda with Jennifer?

314
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,487
That’s not it at all!

315
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,059
‐Then what is it?
‐Okay, that’s it!

316
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,795
But, y‐y‐you,
you don’t understand!

317
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:10,430
Don’t you understand that
the‐the tickets are prepaid‐‐

318
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,497
Cousin...

319
00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:12,465
‐And‐and Jennifer‐‐
‐Cousin...

320
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,367
All she’s bringing
is this, this little‐‐

321
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,504
‐Cousin...
‐This tiny thing just blow...

322
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,673
And I was, you know,
thinking maybe we could...

323
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,809
[panting]

324
00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:26,279
You know what, you’re not
the only one who had plans.

325
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:29,482
Today is the last day
that the carnival is in town

326
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,852
and I was planning to go down
and see how many times

327
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,187
I could ride the Tilt‐O‐Whirl
before I got sick

328
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,589
and now that dream
is shattered!

329
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:42,062
[instrumental music]

330
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,399
(Balki)
’He blinked
27 times.’

331
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:47,601
’Okay?’

332
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,170
Twenty‐seven times!

333
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:55,375
No plane, no Bermuda...

334
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,244
...no bikini.

335
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,783
You know, I’m gettin’
just a little

336
00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,418
sick and tired of you,
Captain Garlic.

337
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,690
Why don’t we try a little
physical persuasion

338
00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,258
to help him come
to the right decision?

339
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,295
All I am trying to do
is to prevent you

340
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,498
all of you, from making
a horrible mistake.

341
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,301
And just for your information
a clove of raw garlic

342
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,236
each day will
ward off heart attack.

343
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,470
[deep sighing]

344
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,407
Alright, all those in favor

345
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,275
of pulverizing
this guy, say "Aye!"

346
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,511
(jury)
Aye!

347
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:31,812
‐I’m gonna enjoy this...
‐Let’s get him.

348
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:32,879
Cousin. Cousin.

349
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,147
[indistinct chatter]

350
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,215
Cousin, Cousin‐‐

351
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,349
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

352
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,751
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!

353
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,720
Stop getting... Hey, hey, hey!

354
00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:41,121
Cut it out!

355
00:18:42,923 --> 00:18:45,792
What you are doing is wrong!

356
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:48,929
You’re condemning a‐a man
for having the guts

357
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,732
to stand up for what
he believes in

358
00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,734
no matter how stupid it is.

359
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,706
So, so‐so what if
we’re inconvenienced

360
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,174
for a couple of days?

361
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,911
Missing our vacations...

362
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,480
...locked away from our wives.

363
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:11,718
and their‐their, their teeny
tiny little bikinis.

364
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:16,356
Let’s get him!
Come on!

365
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,391
Alright, no, no!

366
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:19,492
Wait! Wait!

367
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,195
Stand back. Get back!

368
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,566
Whose side are you on, anyway?

369
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,467
Now listen, Cousin,
let‐let‐let me just try

370
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,935
try talking to them
for a second.

371
00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:31,204
I‐I‐I have a way
with angry mobs.

372
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,441
Fellow jurors, please.

373
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,778
You are acting exactly
like a flock of sheep

374
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:39,345
before the winter shearing.

375
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,617
You’re, you’re jumpy

376
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,286
itchy, chafed.

377
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,858
Let’s hurt him! Come on...

378
00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,694
No!

379
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,663
[all groaning]

380
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,233
[indistinct chatter]

381
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:04,470
Alright, just hold
your breath and he’s ours!

382
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:05,672
[deep gasping]

383
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,543
[indistinct yelling]

384
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,347
Excuse me!

385
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,418
Hello, heh...

386
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,588
...just having
a little discussion.

387
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:24,024
Yeah, well, there’s
nothing more to discuss

388
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,559
they caught
the real thief

389
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:28,361
and he confessed
and the judge dropped

390
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,565
all the charges
against Mr. Taylor.

391
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,667
Anyway, you people
are free to go.

392
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,837
Well, let’s get outta here.

393
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:37,938
‐Let’s go.
‐Okay.

394
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:38,972
Let’s get out of here.

395
00:20:43,777 --> 00:20:45,546
Look, pal, I’m...

396
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,548
...I’m sorry, uh...

397
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:50,416
‐No offense, huh?
‐Hey, you were venting.

398
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,024
Well... Balki

399
00:20:58,058 --> 00:20:59,492
I’m sorry you had to see

400
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,295
the ugly side of jury duty .

401
00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,733
I’m sure our being attacked
by a mob of angry jurors

402
00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:08,969
wasn’t exactly the experience
you were looking for.

403
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:11,505
No, uh, it wasn’t, but, uh...

404
00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,940
...the good news
is that an innocent man

405
00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:17,410
is going home and a guilty man
is going to jail.

406
00:21:18,579 --> 00:21:20,046
And it’s‐it’s nice to know

407
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:24,050
that one small garlicky voice

408
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,451
can make a difference.

409
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,790
I’m just sorry
I had to miss my plane

410
00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,058
to Bermuda to learn that.

411
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,595
Oh, you can still
make it to Bermuda.

412
00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,797
See, according
to airline policy

413
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:39,666
when serving jury duty,
a note from the court

414
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,968
is an exception
to restricted air travel.

415
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,003
I’ll get you one.

416
00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,405
W‐w‐well, thank you.

417
00:21:46,006 --> 00:21:47,641
Well, this is great!

418
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,976
Cousin, this worked
out swell for everybody

419
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:52,412
Justice was served
and you get to go

420
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,548
to Bermuda with
Jennifer and...

421
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,449
...that means that,
uh, Mary Anne and I

422
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,352
will have the...house
to ourselves, uh...

423
00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:04,925
You know what
that means, don’t you?

424
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,028
Huh?

425
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:10,997
[laughter]

426
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,543
‐Giant jigsaw puzzles?
‐You know me so well.

427
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,847
[theme music]

428
00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:35,355
[theme music]